0:00:12 > 0:00:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Received a letter just the other day
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Don't seem they want to know you no more
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# They've laid it down Given you their score
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Within the first two lines it bluntly read
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# You're not to come and see us no more
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Keep away from our door
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't come around here no more
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# What on earth did you do that for?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Our aunt, she don't wanna know She says
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# What will the neighbours think? They'll think
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# We don't, that's what they'll think, we don't
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# But I will, cos I know they think I don't
0:00:56 > 0:01:00# Our uncle he don't want to know, he says
0:01:00 > 0:01:03# We are a disgrace to the human race, he says
0:01:03 > 0:01:06# How can you show your face
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# When you're a disgrace to the human race?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11SAXOPHONE SOLO
0:01:15 > 0:01:17A disgrace to the human race!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27SAXOPHONE SOLO
0:01:35 > 0:01:38# Made a commitment, you're an embarrassment
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement
0:01:41 > 0:01:44# The intention that you have booked
0:01:44 > 0:01:48# Was an intention that was overlooked
0:01:48 > 0:01:50# They say stay away
0:01:50 > 0:01:53# Don't want you home today
0:01:53 > 0:01:57# Keep away from our door
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# And don't come round here no more
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# Our dad, don't wanna know He says,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06# This is a serious matter
0:02:06 > 0:02:09# Too late to reconsider
0:02:09 > 0:02:13# Nobody's gonna wanna know ya
0:02:13 > 0:02:16# Our mum, she don't wanna know, she says
0:02:16 > 0:02:19# I'm feeling twice as old, she says
0:02:19 > 0:02:22# Thought she had a head on her shoulders
0:02:22 > 0:02:24# Cos I'm feeling
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# Feeling
0:02:26 > 0:02:27# Feeling
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# Twice as older
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Twice as older! Three times as older!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Four times as older!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Older! Older!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48SAXOPHONE SOLO
0:03:09 > 0:03:11# You're an embarrassment. #
0:03:19 > 0:03:23And there ain't a damn thing I can do about it!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:27 > 0:03:30# And Buster, he sold the heat
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- CROWD:- # With a rock-steady beat
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# An earthquake is erupting
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# But not in Orange Street
0:03:47 > 0:03:49# A ghost-dance is preparing
0:03:49 > 0:03:51# You got to help us with your feet
0:03:51 > 0:03:53# If you're not in the mood to dance
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Step back, grab yourself a seat
0:03:56 > 0:03:58# This may not be uptown Jamaica
0:03:58 > 0:04:00# But we promise you a treat
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# Buster bowl me over with your bogus dance
0:04:03 > 0:04:05# And shuffle me off my feet
0:04:05 > 0:04:07# Even if I kept on running
0:04:07 > 0:04:10# I'd never get to Orange Street
0:04:10 > 0:04:11# No
0:04:11 > 0:04:13# No
0:04:14 > 0:04:16INSTRUMENTAL
0:04:23 > 0:04:25It's Buster!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31# Buster bowl me over with your bogus dance
0:04:31 > 0:04:33# And shuffle me off my feet
0:04:33 > 0:04:35# Even if I kept on running
0:04:35 > 0:04:38# I'd never, never get to Orange Street
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
0:04:46 > 0:04:47and you sir,
0:04:47 > 0:04:52those of you of a nervous disposition on prescribed medication
0:04:52 > 0:04:55leave the auditorium now.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Be afraid, be very afraid.
0:04:58 > 0:05:04In the blue corner, it's Mr Lee J "Kix" Thompson.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06SAXOPHONE SOLO
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Dynamite! Dynamite!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Dynamite!
0:05:35 > 0:05:36# Bring back the...
0:05:36 > 0:05:38# Yeah, we want the...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40# Who is the...
0:05:42 > 0:05:44# Bring back the Prince. #
0:05:46 > 0:05:49God rest his soul.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Lovely.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I've got to say, what a lovely part of the world this is.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02CHEERING
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I tell you what, if the weather was like this
0:06:08 > 0:06:10for more than one week a year, I'm down here!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13CHEERING
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Mrs May. Mrs May.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Mr and Mrs May.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31# A devout and well respected man
0:06:31 > 0:06:35# Woe betide you if you wander from God's plan
0:06:35 > 0:06:37# Square shouldered, straight as a die
0:06:37 > 0:06:41# The righteous truth that never tell you no lies
0:06:43 > 0:06:46# But when that old sun go down
0:06:47 > 0:06:50# Heading off up the wrong side of town
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# The eyes sparkle in the red light glow
0:06:53 > 0:06:55# Trouser pockets ready to go
0:06:57 > 0:07:00# Oooooooooooooooooh
0:07:00 > 0:07:02# Calm down, Mr Apples
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# You're going to do
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# You're going to do yourself in
0:07:07 > 0:07:09# Now tell us where you've been
0:07:16 > 0:07:19# Head of the table at the Rotary club
0:07:19 > 0:07:23# Never unsure of which shoulders you should rub
0:07:23 > 0:07:26# Scout leader, a pillar of the church
0:07:26 > 0:07:27# Capital punishment
0:07:27 > 0:07:30# He wants to bring back the birch
0:07:30 > 0:07:31# Of course he does
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# But when that old sun go down
0:07:34 > 0:07:37# He's heading off up the wrong side of town
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# The eyes sparkle in the red light glow
0:07:40 > 0:07:42# Trouser pockets
0:07:42 > 0:07:44# You know, you know
0:07:44 > 0:07:47# Ooooooooooooooooh
0:07:49 > 0:07:51# Calm down, Mr Apples
0:07:51 > 0:07:52# You're going to do
0:07:52 > 0:07:55# You're going to do yourself in
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# Tell us where you've been
0:07:57 > 0:07:59# And oh-oh-oh-oh
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
0:08:01 > 0:08:04# Calm down, Mr Apples
0:08:04 > 0:08:06# You're going to wear
0:08:06 > 0:08:08# You're going to wear yourself out
0:08:08 > 0:08:10# And what's it all about?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Austerity?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21I don't think so.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I don't think so.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27The investment in the people.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29In the people, in the people.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33# His eyes sparkle in the red light glow
0:08:33 > 0:08:35# Trouser pockets
0:08:35 > 0:08:38# Ready to go
0:08:38 > 0:08:39# Oh, no
0:08:39 > 0:08:42# Ooooooooooooooooooh
0:08:43 > 0:08:45# Calm down, Mr Apples
0:08:45 > 0:08:47# You're going to do
0:08:47 > 0:08:50# I told you, do yourself in
0:08:50 > 0:08:52# Tell us where you've been
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# And oh-oh-oh-oh
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Oh-oh-oh-oh
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# Calm down, Mr Apples
0:08:59 > 0:09:01# You're going to wear
0:09:01 > 0:09:03# Wear, wear, wear yourself out
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# And what's it all about?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08# What's it all about?
0:09:10 > 0:09:11I tried to say.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I tried to say.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15What's it all about?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17You know what it's all about.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20It's about us. That's what it's about.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's about us! Not them!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24It's about us.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31# What's it all about? #
0:09:35 > 0:09:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Thank you very much, yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Before I was rudely interrupted by Chris, our guitarist,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50when we started the band in 1946-47,
0:09:50 > 0:09:53just after the Second World War...
0:09:55 > 0:09:58..we used to rehearse in Monsieur Barso's bedroom.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00CHEERING
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Unsung hero. Look at him.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06He's glowing with pride.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Who could have imagined?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I remember one time we were playing this song
0:10:13 > 0:10:15and I thought, that ain't bad.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19And...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# My girl's mad at me
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# I didn't want to see the film tonight
0:10:46 > 0:10:47# I found it hard to say
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# She thought I'd had enough of her
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# Why can't she see
0:10:57 > 0:10:59# She's lovely to me
0:11:01 > 0:11:03# But I like to stay in
0:11:03 > 0:11:07# And watch TV on my own
0:11:07 > 0:11:09# Every now and then
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Not the football again!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15# My girl's mad at me
0:11:17 > 0:11:19# Been on the telephone for an hour
0:11:21 > 0:11:23# And we hardly said a word
0:11:25 > 0:11:28# I tried and tried but I could not be heard
0:11:28 > 0:11:30# Why can't I explain
0:11:32 > 0:11:34# Why do I feel this pain
0:11:36 > 0:11:38# Cos everything I say
0:11:38 > 0:11:40# She doesn't understand
0:11:40 > 0:11:42# She doesn't realise
0:11:42 > 0:11:44# And takes it all the wrong way
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Hey, Monsieur Barso!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51KEYBOARD SOLO
0:12:04 > 0:12:06# My girl's mad at me
0:12:08 > 0:12:10# We argued just the other night
0:12:12 > 0:12:14# I thought we'd got it straight
0:12:16 > 0:12:18# We talked and talked until it was light
0:12:20 > 0:12:22# And I thought we'd agreed
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# I thought we'd talked it out
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Now when I try to speak
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# She says that I don't care
0:12:31 > 0:12:33# She says I'm unaware
0:12:33 > 0:12:35# And then she says I'm weak. #
0:12:48 > 0:12:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I dedicate this to Chris. It's his favourite song.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02He never tires of playing this one.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# I tell you I didn't do it
0:13:18 > 0:13:19# Cos I wasn't there
0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Don't blame me, it just isn't fair
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# You listened to their side Now listen to mine
0:13:25 > 0:13:27# Can't think of a story
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Sure you'll find me some time
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Now pass the blame and don't blame me
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Just close your eyes and count to three
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Come on!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43One, two, three!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Then I'll be gone and you'll forget
0:13:49 > 0:13:52# The broken window, TV set
0:13:54 > 0:13:58# Well, it wasn't me either I'm just his mate
0:13:58 > 0:14:01# He told me to stand here and watch the gate
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# I've got a wife and three kids, you know
0:14:05 > 0:14:08# They'll tell you I'm straight, at least I think so
0:14:08 > 0:14:10# I'm as honest as the day is long
0:14:10 > 0:14:14# The longer the daylight, the less I do wrong
0:14:15 > 0:14:18# Now pass the blame and don't blame me
0:14:21 > 0:14:24# Just close your eyes and count to three
0:14:26 > 0:14:28One, two, three!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# Then I'll be gone and you'll forget
0:14:34 > 0:14:37# The broken window, TV set
0:14:41 > 0:14:43GUITAR SOLO
0:15:20 > 0:15:23# Pass the blame and don't blame me
0:15:26 > 0:15:29# Just close your eyes and count to three
0:15:29 > 0:15:33If you can. One, two, three!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36# Then I'll be gone and I'll forget
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# That what you give is what you get. #
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Unfortunately.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51What you give is what you get.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54In equal parts.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03INSTRUMENTAL
0:16:15 > 0:16:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Gracias, gracias.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# Take time for your pleasure
0:16:33 > 0:16:36# Laugh with love
0:16:36 > 0:16:38# Take the hand of another
0:16:38 > 0:16:40# And sing for the wings of a dove
0:16:40 > 0:16:42# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:16:42 > 0:16:44# For the wings of a dove
0:16:44 > 0:16:46# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:16:46 > 0:16:48# For the wings of a dove
0:16:56 > 0:16:58# Look up at the rooftops
0:16:58 > 0:17:00# When you're walking round
0:17:00 > 0:17:02# And don't think for a moment
0:17:02 > 0:17:04# Of looking down
0:17:04 > 0:17:06# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:17:06 > 0:17:08# For the wings of a dove
0:17:08 > 0:17:10# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:17:10 > 0:17:12# For the wings of a dove
0:17:12 > 0:17:14# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:17:16 > 0:17:17# For the wings of a dove
0:17:17 > 0:17:19# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:17:19 > 0:17:21# For the wings of a dove
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Here we go.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26This is for the wig boys. For the wig boys, here we go.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Down, down, down, down.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42# Hallelujah
0:17:45 > 0:17:47# Look up at the rooftops
0:17:47 > 0:17:49# When you're walking round
0:17:49 > 0:17:52# Don't think for a moment
0:17:52 > 0:17:53# Of looking down
0:17:53 > 0:17:55# A room at the top
0:17:55 > 0:17:58# Where we're not allowed
0:17:58 > 0:18:00# But cheer to the echo
0:18:00 > 0:18:02# Can you hear the sound?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:18:04 > 0:18:06# For the wings of a dove
0:18:06 > 0:18:08# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:18:08 > 0:18:10# For the wings of a dove
0:18:10 > 0:18:12# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:18:12 > 0:18:14# For the wings of a dove
0:18:14 > 0:18:16# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:18:16 > 0:18:20# For the wings of a dove
0:18:22 > 0:18:24In the words of that great philosopher, John Lennon,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26"Peace! Peace!"
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Peace!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38War is over.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Here we go.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# For the wings of a dove
0:18:47 > 0:18:49# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:18:49 > 0:18:52# For the wings of a dove
0:18:52 > 0:18:54# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:18:54 > 0:18:56# For the wings of a dove
0:18:56 > 0:18:58# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:18:58 > 0:18:59# For the wings of a dove
0:18:59 > 0:19:01# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:19:01 > 0:19:04# For the wings of a dove
0:19:04 > 0:19:05# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:19:05 > 0:19:08# For the wings of a dove
0:19:08 > 0:19:10# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:19:10 > 0:19:12# For the wings of a dove
0:19:12 > 0:19:14# Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
0:19:14 > 0:19:16# For the wings of a dove. #
0:19:18 > 0:19:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:24 > 0:19:26For the things that I've done.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28For the things that I've done.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Regrets.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Too many to mention, sunshine!
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Sunshine! Who's this little fella here? What's his name here?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Yeah, what's his name?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Robert? All right, Robert, mate?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47CHEERING
0:19:49 > 0:19:52He nodded off briefly. He's all right now. He's back. He's back.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Hello, mate. Fancy meeting you here!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Easy, tiger!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I forgot what I was going to say.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I'm going to burn your soul.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Into a black lump of c-c-coal.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Goodnight.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22# Lucifer, Son of the Mourning
0:20:22 > 0:20:25# I'm going to chase you out of Earth
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Know what I'm saying?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Chase you out of Earth.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45# I'm going to put on an iron shirt
0:20:45 > 0:20:47# Chase the devil out of Earth
0:20:47 > 0:20:51# I'm going to put on an iron shirt
0:20:51 > 0:20:54# Chase Satan out of Earth
0:20:54 > 0:20:58# I'm going to send him to outer space
0:20:58 > 0:21:01# To find another race
0:21:01 > 0:21:04# I'm going to send him to outer space
0:21:04 > 0:21:06# To find another race
0:21:06 > 0:21:10# Satan is an evilous man
0:21:10 > 0:21:13# But he won't mix it with this man
0:21:13 > 0:21:16# If I find him with a gun in his hand
0:21:16 > 0:21:19# I'm going to send him from the land
0:21:19 > 0:21:22# And I'm going to put on an iron shirt
0:21:22 > 0:21:25# Chase the devil out of Earth
0:21:25 > 0:21:28# I'm going to put on an iron shirt
0:21:28 > 0:21:32# Chase Satan out of Earth
0:21:32 > 0:21:35# And I'm going to send him to outer space
0:21:35 > 0:21:38# To find another race
0:21:38 > 0:21:39# I'm going to...
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# Satan is an evilous man
0:21:48 > 0:21:50# He can't mix it with this man
0:21:50 > 0:21:54# If I find him with a gun in his hand
0:21:54 > 0:21:56# I'm going to banish him I'm going to banish him
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Trombone!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02TROMBONE SOLO
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Trombone!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Let the fish... Let the fishes go free.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Let the fishes go free.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25# Satan is an evilous man
0:22:25 > 0:22:28# He can't mix it with this man
0:22:28 > 0:22:32# And if I catch him with a gun in his hand
0:22:32 > 0:22:35# I'm going to send him from the land. #
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Let's have some trumpet!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40T-t-trumpet! Little Joe, blow!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45TRUMPET SOLO
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Trumpet!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I'm not going to go on about it but it's like I say.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Satan is an evilous man, right.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05And he can stick it.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07We've had enough of all that.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Enough of all that.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Sax!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19SAXOPHONE SOLO
0:23:42 > 0:23:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Go like this. Go like this.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11# When I get home it's late at night
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# I'm black and bloody from my life
0:24:14 > 0:24:17# I haven't time to clean my hands
0:24:17 > 0:24:21# Cuts will only sting me through my dreams
0:24:27 > 0:24:29# It's well past midnight as I lie
0:24:29 > 0:24:33# In a semi-conscious state
0:24:33 > 0:24:36# I dream of people fighting me
0:24:36 > 0:24:39# Without any reason I can see
0:24:45 > 0:24:48# In the morning I awake
0:24:48 > 0:24:51# My arms my legs, my body ache
0:24:51 > 0:24:54# The sky outside is wet and grey
0:24:54 > 0:24:58# So begins another weary day
0:25:01 > 0:25:05# So begins another weary day
0:25:11 > 0:25:13# After eating I go out
0:25:13 > 0:25:16# People passing by me shout
0:25:16 > 0:25:19# I can't stand this agony
0:25:19 > 0:25:23# Why don't they talk to me?
0:25:29 > 0:25:32# In the park I have to rest
0:25:32 > 0:25:35# I lie down and I do my best
0:25:35 > 0:25:38# The rain is falling on my face
0:25:38 > 0:25:41# I wish I could sink without a trace
0:25:48 > 0:25:51# In the morning I awake
0:25:51 > 0:25:54# My arms, my legs, my body aches
0:25:54 > 0:25:57# The sky outside is wet and grey
0:25:57 > 0:26:01# So begins another weary day
0:26:04 > 0:26:07# So begins another weary day
0:26:13 > 0:26:16# In the park I have to rest
0:26:16 > 0:26:19# I lie down and I do my best
0:26:19 > 0:26:22# The rain is falling on my face
0:26:22 > 0:26:26# I wish I could sink without a trace
0:26:32 > 0:26:34# In the morning I awake
0:26:34 > 0:26:37# My arms, my legs, my body aches
0:26:37 > 0:26:41# The sky outside is wet and grey
0:26:41 > 0:26:44# So begins another weary day
0:26:48 > 0:26:51# So begins another weary day
0:26:54 > 0:26:59# So begins another weary day
0:27:01 > 0:27:04# So begins another weary day
0:27:04 > 0:27:06# Hey
0:27:06 > 0:27:09# What do you want if you don't want money?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31INSTRUMENTAL
0:28:34 > 0:28:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:46 > 0:28:49I'd like to dedicate this to the Houndleys.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57# I went home with you
0:28:57 > 0:29:01# I'm so happy I could cry
0:29:03 > 0:29:05# Went home with you
0:29:05 > 0:29:08# Scary, I could die
0:29:11 > 0:29:13# Being with you
0:29:13 > 0:29:16# It sets the world alive
0:29:18 > 0:29:20# There's no illusion
0:29:20 > 0:29:22# There's no confusion
0:29:22 > 0:29:24# Just a rollercoaster ride
0:29:27 > 0:29:29# You're so hungry for life
0:29:31 > 0:29:33# But with each slice
0:29:34 > 0:29:37# And each and every bite
0:29:37 > 0:29:40# I feel you digging deeper and deeper
0:29:40 > 0:29:42# Into my soul
0:29:42 > 0:29:45# I'll be your cushion for crying out loud
0:29:45 > 0:29:50# I'll be your stick when you're battling the crowd
0:29:50 > 0:29:53# Your navigator, a bunch of heads in the clouds
0:29:53 > 0:29:57# But don't let, don't let them catch you crying
0:30:00 > 0:30:02INSTRUMENTAL
0:30:09 > 0:30:11I've got to tell you, yeah.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15# When I'm with you
0:30:15 > 0:30:18# I'm so happy I could cry
0:30:20 > 0:30:22# When I'm with you
0:30:22 > 0:30:25# I'm so happy I could die
0:30:25 > 0:30:28# Cos you know
0:30:28 > 0:30:31# You're so hungry for life
0:30:32 > 0:30:35# And with each slice
0:30:36 > 0:30:39# And each and every bite
0:30:39 > 0:30:41# I feel you digging deeper and deeper
0:30:41 > 0:30:43# Into my soul
0:30:43 > 0:30:48# I'll be your cushion for crying out loud
0:30:48 > 0:30:51# I'll be your stick when you're battling the crowd
0:30:52 > 0:30:55# Your navigator, a bunch of heads in the clouds
0:30:55 > 0:30:59# But don't let, don't let them catch you crying
0:31:04 > 0:31:05SAXOPHONE SOLO
0:31:15 > 0:31:17# When I'm with you
0:31:17 > 0:31:20# I'm so happy I could cry
0:31:22 > 0:31:24# When I'm with you
0:31:24 > 0:31:27# It's so scary I could die
0:31:29 > 0:31:30# Cos
0:31:30 > 0:31:33# You're so hungry for life
0:31:33 > 0:31:36# But with each and every slice
0:31:38 > 0:31:41# I feel you digging
0:31:41 > 0:31:45# Deeper and deeper into God's soul
0:31:45 > 0:31:49# I'll be your cushion for crying out loud
0:31:49 > 0:31:53# I'll be your stick when you're battling the crowd
0:31:53 > 0:31:57# Your navigator, a bunch of heads in the clouds
0:31:57 > 0:32:00# But don't let, don't let them catch you crying
0:32:07 > 0:32:09# Went home with you
0:32:18 > 0:32:20# Don't let them catch you crying. #
0:32:34 > 0:32:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Thank you.
0:32:59 > 0:33:00# Good morning, miss
0:33:00 > 0:33:02# Can I help you, son?
0:33:02 > 0:33:05# 16 today and up for fun
0:33:05 > 0:33:08# I'm a big boy now or so they say
0:33:08 > 0:33:10# So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
0:33:13 > 0:33:16# Box of balloons with the feather-light touch
0:33:16 > 0:33:19# A pack of party-poppers that pop in the night
0:33:19 > 0:33:22# A toothbrush and hairspray Plastic grin
0:33:22 > 0:33:25# Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in
0:33:25 > 0:33:28# Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age
0:33:28 > 0:33:30# Welcome to the house of fun
0:33:31 > 0:33:34# Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way
0:33:34 > 0:33:37# Welcome to the house of...
0:33:43 > 0:33:47# N-n-n-n-n-n-no no, miss You have misunderstood
0:33:47 > 0:33:50# Sixteen today Big boy in my manhood
0:33:50 > 0:33:53# I'm up to date and the date's today
0:33:53 > 0:33:55# So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
0:33:55 > 0:33:58# Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age
0:33:58 > 0:34:02# Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way
0:34:02 > 0:34:04# Welcome to the house of...
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Of, erm... Fun.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11Big in the '60s.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17# I'm sorry, son, but we don't stock
0:34:17 > 0:34:20# Party gimmicks in this shop
0:34:21 > 0:34:24# Try the house of fun It's quicker if you run
0:34:24 > 0:34:27# This is a chemist not a joke shop
0:34:27 > 0:34:30# Party hats Simple enough clear
0:34:30 > 0:34:34# Comprehende, savvy, understand Do you hear?
0:34:34 > 0:34:37# A pack of party hats with the coloured tips
0:34:37 > 0:34:39# Too late
0:34:39 > 0:34:41# Gorgon's heard gossip
0:34:41 > 0:34:44# Well, well, well, hello, Joe Hello, Miss Clay
0:34:44 > 0:34:45# Happy returns from the day
0:34:45 > 0:34:49# Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age
0:34:49 > 0:34:51# Welcome to the house of fun
0:34:53 > 0:34:56# Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way
0:34:56 > 0:34:58# Welcome to the house of fun
0:34:58 > 0:35:00# Yeah, yeah
0:35:00 > 0:35:03# Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age
0:35:03 > 0:35:05# Welcome to the house of fun
0:35:07 > 0:35:10# Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way
0:35:10 > 0:35:13# Welcome to the house of... #
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Officer.
0:35:16 > 0:35:17Officer.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Surely some mistake.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Thank you so very much.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36What a beautiful evening, you know.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38I'm telling you what,
0:35:38 > 0:35:40I'm telling you what,
0:35:40 > 0:35:42I'm telling you right now...
0:35:43 > 0:35:46..it ain't a bad way to make a living, I've got to tell you.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48See all these people,
0:35:48 > 0:35:50all these, you know, all that.
0:35:50 > 0:35:54Then you see the young people. Who's this here? What's his name?
0:35:55 > 0:35:57- CROWD:- Night Boat To Cairo!
0:35:57 > 0:35:59His name is not Night Boat To Cairo, mate, no.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01LAUGHTER
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Toby?
0:36:04 > 0:36:06His name is not Night Boat To Cairo.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Nor is it all the names of the Chelsea team
0:36:08 > 0:36:11that won the cup final in 1970, no.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13She's given him a nice name - Toby.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Now, Toby, are you doing all right at school, mate?
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Is he doing all right? Is he good?
0:36:20 > 0:36:24Well, you just concentrate. I did nothing at school, me, nothing.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Wasted my time. Ten years of my life out the window.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30You concentrate, son, and you get somewhere
0:36:30 > 0:36:32and you get some of them levels.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35Cos if you don't, you'll end up like him.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45# Naughty boys in nasty schools Headmaster's breaking all the rules
0:36:45 > 0:36:49# Having fun and playing fools Smashing up the woodwork tools
0:36:49 > 0:36:52# All the teachers in the pub Passing round the ready-rub
0:36:52 > 0:36:55# Trying not to think of when the lunchtime bell will ring again
0:36:55 > 0:36:58# Oh, what fun we had But did it really turn out bad?
0:36:58 > 0:37:02# All I learnt at school was how to bend, not break the rules
0:37:02 > 0:37:05# Oh, what fun we had But at the time it seemed so bad
0:37:05 > 0:37:09# Trying different ways to make a difference to the...
0:37:09 > 0:37:12# The headmaster's had enough today All the kids have gone away
0:37:12 > 0:37:14# Gone to fight with next door's school
0:37:14 > 0:37:16# Every term, that is the rule
0:37:16 > 0:37:19# Sits alone and bends his cane Same old backsides again
0:37:19 > 0:37:21# All the small ones tell tall tales
0:37:21 > 0:37:23# Walking home and squashing snails
0:37:23 > 0:37:26# Oh, what fun we had But did it really turn out bad?
0:37:26 > 0:37:29# All I learnt at school was how to bend, not break the rules
0:37:29 > 0:37:32# Oh, what fun we had But at the time it seemed so bad
0:37:32 > 0:37:36# Trying different ways to make a difference to the days
0:37:41 > 0:37:43INSTRUMENTAL
0:37:49 > 0:37:53# Lots of girls and lots of boys Lots of smells and lots of noise
0:37:53 > 0:37:57# Playing football in the park Kicking pushbikes after dark
0:37:57 > 0:38:00# Baggy trousers, dirty shirt Pulling hair and eating dirt
0:38:00 > 0:38:03# Teacher comes to break it up Back of the head with a plastic cup
0:38:03 > 0:38:06# Oh, what fun we had But did it really turn out bad?
0:38:06 > 0:38:10# All I learnt at school was how to bend, not break the rules
0:38:10 > 0:38:13# Oh, what fun we had But at the time it seemed so bad
0:38:13 > 0:38:17# Trying different ways to make a difference to the days
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Those endless days.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28Those interminable days.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34# Baggy trousers, baggy trousers
0:38:34 > 0:38:36# Baggy trousers. #
0:38:39 > 0:38:41There's a three-man pyramid here.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43Three-man pyramid, look.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Go on, my son!
0:38:47 > 0:38:49That's hats off, right there.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52Hats off. Hats off.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:00 > 0:39:04He's got a spine on him, that fella, ain't he? Eh?
0:39:04 > 0:39:05What?
0:39:31 > 0:39:32You know!
0:39:32 > 0:39:34# Father wears his Sunday best
0:39:35 > 0:39:38# Mother's tired, she needs a rest
0:39:38 > 0:39:40# The kids are playing up downstairs
0:39:40 > 0:39:42# Sister's sighing in her sleep
0:39:43 > 0:39:45# Brother's got a date to keep
0:39:45 > 0:39:47# He can't hang around
0:39:47 > 0:39:49# Our house
0:39:49 > 0:39:51# In the middle of our street
0:39:51 > 0:39:53# Our house
0:39:53 > 0:39:55# In the middle of our...
0:39:55 > 0:39:57# Our house, it has a crowd
0:39:58 > 0:40:00# There's always something happening
0:40:00 > 0:40:02# And it's usually quite loud
0:40:03 > 0:40:05# Our mum, she's so house-proud
0:40:06 > 0:40:08# Nothing ever slows her down
0:40:08 > 0:40:10# And a mess is not allowed
0:40:10 > 0:40:12# Our house
0:40:12 > 0:40:14# In the middle of our street
0:40:14 > 0:40:16# Our house
0:40:16 > 0:40:18# In the middle of our...
0:40:18 > 0:40:20# Our house
0:40:20 > 0:40:22# In the middle of our street
0:40:22 > 0:40:24# Our house
0:40:24 > 0:40:25# In the middle of our...
0:40:25 > 0:40:27# Father gets up late for work
0:40:29 > 0:40:31# Mother has to iron his shirt
0:40:31 > 0:40:33# Then she sends the kids to school
0:40:33 > 0:40:35# Sees them off with a small kiss
0:40:36 > 0:40:39# She's the one they're going to miss
0:40:39 > 0:40:40# In lots of ways
0:40:44 > 0:40:48Ladies and gentlemen, on guitar, Guns N' Roses.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53GUITAR SOLO
0:41:04 > 0:41:05# Our house
0:41:05 > 0:41:07# In the middle of our street
0:41:07 > 0:41:09# Our house
0:41:09 > 0:41:11# In the middle of our...
0:41:11 > 0:41:14# I remember way back then when everything was true and when
0:41:14 > 0:41:16# We would have such a very good time, such a fine time
0:41:16 > 0:41:18# And such a happy time
0:41:18 > 0:41:21# And I remember how we'd play Simply waste the day away
0:41:21 > 0:41:24# Then we'd say nothing would come between us
0:41:24 > 0:41:26# Two dreamers
0:41:27 > 0:41:29# Father wears his Sunday best
0:41:30 > 0:41:32# Mother's tired, she needs a rest
0:41:32 > 0:41:34# The kids are playing up downstairs
0:41:34 > 0:41:36# Sister's sighing in her sleep
0:41:38 > 0:41:41# Brother's got a date to keep He can't hang around
0:41:42 > 0:41:44# Our house
0:41:44 > 0:41:46# In the middle of our street
0:41:46 > 0:41:47# Our house
0:41:47 > 0:41:50# In the middle of our...
0:41:50 > 0:41:51# Our house
0:41:51 > 0:41:53# In the middle of street
0:41:53 > 0:41:55# Our house
0:41:55 > 0:41:57# In the middle of our...
0:41:57 > 0:41:59# Our house
0:41:59 > 0:42:01# Was our castle and our keep
0:42:01 > 0:42:03# Our house
0:42:03 > 0:42:05# In the middle of our...
0:42:05 > 0:42:07# Our house
0:42:07 > 0:42:09# That was where we used to sleep
0:42:09 > 0:42:11# Our house
0:42:11 > 0:42:13# In the middle of our street. #
0:42:15 > 0:42:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:29 > 0:42:32# I never thought I'd miss you
0:42:33 > 0:42:36# Half as much as I do
0:42:44 > 0:42:47# And I never thought I'd feel this way
0:42:47 > 0:42:49# The way I feel
0:42:49 > 0:42:51# About you
0:42:52 > 0:42:55And you and us and you and us.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00# As soon as I wake up
0:43:00 > 0:43:03# Every night, every day
0:43:04 > 0:43:07# I know that it's you I need
0:43:07 > 0:43:09# To take the blues away
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Oh, yeah.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13# It must be love
0:43:13 > 0:43:15# Love, love
0:43:16 > 0:43:18# It must be love
0:43:18 > 0:43:20# Love, love
0:43:21 > 0:43:23# Nothing more, nothing less
0:43:23 > 0:43:25# Love is the best
0:43:27 > 0:43:29# How can it be that we can
0:43:31 > 0:43:33# Say so much without words?
0:43:40 > 0:43:42# Bless you and bless me
0:43:43 > 0:43:46# Bless the bees and the birds
0:43:48 > 0:43:50Especially the birds, you know what I'm saying?
0:43:53 > 0:43:55# I've got to be near you
0:43:55 > 0:43:58# Every night, every day
0:44:00 > 0:44:02# I couldn't be happy
0:44:02 > 0:44:04# Any other way
0:44:04 > 0:44:06You know! You know!
0:44:06 > 0:44:08# It must be love
0:44:08 > 0:44:10# Love, love
0:44:12 > 0:44:13# It must be love
0:44:13 > 0:44:15# Love, love
0:44:15 > 0:44:18# Nothing more, nothing less
0:44:18 > 0:44:20# Love is the best
0:44:23 > 0:44:25SAXOPHONE SOLO
0:44:36 > 0:44:38GUITAR SOLO
0:44:46 > 0:44:49# As soon, soon, soon, as I wake up
0:44:50 > 0:44:53# Every night, every day
0:44:55 > 0:44:57# I know that it's you I need
0:44:57 > 0:45:00- CROWD:- # To take the blues away
0:45:02 > 0:45:03# It must be love
0:45:03 > 0:45:05# Love, love
0:45:07 > 0:45:08# It must be love
0:45:08 > 0:45:10# Love, love
0:45:11 > 0:45:15IMPERSONATES JOHN LENNON: Hey Paul, all we need is love.
0:45:15 > 0:45:16All we need.
0:45:18 > 0:45:19# It must be love
0:45:19 > 0:45:21# Love, love
0:45:22 > 0:45:24# It must be love
0:45:24 > 0:45:26# Love, love
0:45:28 > 0:45:29# It must be love
0:45:29 > 0:45:31# Love, love. #
0:45:32 > 0:45:36It must be love. You know that!
0:45:36 > 0:45:38You know that!
0:45:44 > 0:45:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:45:48 > 0:45:49Thank you very much.
0:45:51 > 0:45:53Love is the best.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57We've tried all the rest. I've got the scars to prove it.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02Very happy and privileged to say thank you very much
0:46:02 > 0:46:04on behalf of all of us.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06CHEERING
0:46:06 > 0:46:09This shaggy old band.
0:46:10 > 0:46:1340-odd years I've been hanging about with these toerags!
0:46:15 > 0:46:18And we've learnt. We've learnt about love.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Thank you very much. Goodnight.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23CHEERING
0:46:32 > 0:46:34Pair of idiots!
0:46:39 > 0:46:41CHEERING
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Night boat to Cairo!
0:47:07 > 0:47:09Go, Johnny, go!
0:47:09 > 0:47:11Go, Johnny, go!
0:47:19 > 0:47:21Night boat to Cairo!
0:47:26 > 0:47:27Oh, no.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29Oh, no.
0:47:29 > 0:47:30Oh, no.
0:47:32 > 0:47:34Oh, no!
0:47:35 > 0:47:37Oh, yes.
0:47:37 > 0:47:38Oh, yes.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43# It's just gone noon Half past monsoon
0:47:43 > 0:47:46# On the banks of the river Nile
0:47:46 > 0:47:48# Here comes the boat
0:47:48 > 0:47:50# Only half-afloat
0:47:50 > 0:47:52# Oarsman grins a toothless smile
0:47:52 > 0:47:54# Only just one more
0:47:54 > 0:47:56# To this desolate shore
0:47:56 > 0:47:58# Last boat along the river Nile
0:47:58 > 0:47:59# Doesn't seem to care
0:47:59 > 0:48:01# No more wind in his hair
0:48:01 > 0:48:04# As he reaches his last half mile
0:48:04 > 0:48:06# The oar snaps in his hand
0:48:06 > 0:48:08# Before he reaches dry land
0:48:08 > 0:48:10# But the sound doesn't deafen his smile
0:48:10 > 0:48:12# He just pokes at wet sand
0:48:12 > 0:48:14# An oar in his hand
0:48:14 > 0:48:16# He floats off down the river Nile
0:48:16 > 0:48:19# Floats off down the river Nile
0:48:23 > 0:48:25SAXOPHONE SOLO
0:48:28 > 0:48:32Dance Cleopatra, dance!
0:48:32 > 0:48:34Dance Cleopatra, dance!
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Dance Cleopatra, dance!
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Dance Cleopatra, dance!
0:48:40 > 0:48:42We'll be sighting dogs.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44We'll be sighting dogs.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46Oh, great Caesar.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48Oh, great Caesar.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50Oh, great Caesar.
0:48:52 > 0:48:53# Oh, Richard Burton
0:48:53 > 0:48:56# And Elizabeth Taylor
0:48:58 > 0:49:00# And Richard Burton
0:49:00 > 0:49:02# And Elizabeth Taylor
0:49:03 > 0:49:05# It was Richard Burton
0:49:05 > 0:49:08# And Elizabeth Taylor
0:49:09 > 0:49:11# Oh, it was Richard Burton
0:49:11 > 0:49:14# Yeah, Elizabeth Taylor. #
0:49:31 > 0:49:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:39 > 0:49:41I don't know about you, right,
0:49:41 > 0:49:45but I've had quite enough of this old nonsense.
0:49:49 > 0:49:52INSTRUMENTAL
0:50:25 > 0:50:27Thank you so very much.
0:50:27 > 0:50:30We have mostly been Madness.
0:50:30 > 0:50:31Yeah, mostly.
0:50:31 > 0:50:344½ out of seven.
0:50:45 > 0:50:51And now the words you might have been desperately waiting to hear.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55Thank you very much.
0:50:57 > 0:50:59Goodnight.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03INSTRUMENTAL
0:51:31 > 0:51:33Thank you! Goodnight!
0:51:33 > 0:51:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE