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0:00:00 > 0:00:05- A very warm welcome from me - and a wild bunch in Cardigan.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- CHEERS
0:00:08 > 0:00:11- It's time for Noson Lawen.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15- Subtitles
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- A warm welcome from me, - Ifan Evans and a friendly crowd...
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- ..at Theatr Mwldan, Cardigan.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42- We're going to have fun tonight!
0:00:42 > 0:00:43- We're going to have fun tonight!- - Yes!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- It will be hard - to keep up with this group.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47- Are you ready for Hela'r Sgwarnog?
0:00:47 > 0:00:48- Are you ready for Hela'r Sgwarnog?- - Yes!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Here's Radwm.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- # Hela'r Sgwarnog #
0:02:46 > 0:02:51- Thank you, Radwm. - We'll hear them again later.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- How many of you shop - in Cardigan's supermarket?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Do any of you shop there?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00- A few of you do.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- A boy went there shopping recently. - He was only about five years old.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- He bought washing powder...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- ..one of those big boxes.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- They're heavy.
0:03:14 > 0:03:20- The manager saw the boy - dragging the box to the counter.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- He wondered what the boy was doing.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- He asked the boy...
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- "..Why do you need - so much washing powder?"
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- "I'm going to wash the dog - this afternoon," said the boy.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40- The manager said, "I don't think - you should use washing powder.
0:03:40 > 0:03:46- "It might be bad for its coat - or irritate its skin."
0:03:46 > 0:03:51- "No, I'm right. - Mind your business," said the boy.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- He was a cheeky little boy.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- So the boy paid - and dragged the box out.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03- The following week, the boy - went back to the supermarket...
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- ..to buy sweets and ice cream.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- The manager went to chat to him.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- He asked, "How is the dog?"
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- The boy began to cry.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- "The dog died.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- "It's dead."
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- The manager felt bad.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- "I'm very sorry.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29- "I warned you that washing - powder might injure the dog."
0:04:29 > 0:04:34- The boy replied, - "No, it wasn't the washing powder.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- "The spin cycle killed it."
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- Thank you.
0:04:42 > 0:04:47- Our next guest is one - of our most talented singers.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- She's young, but has had a lot - of success in opera and concerts.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- She lives in London now.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- But her roots are deep - in Brynaman, Carmarthenshire.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- To sing Doretta's enchanting aria...
0:05:01 > 0:05:06- ..please welcome back on Noson - Lawen, the soprano Fflur Wyn!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- # Chi il bel sogno
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- # Di Doretta
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- # Pote indovinar?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- # Il suo mister come mai
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- # Come mai fini
0:05:51 > 0:05:57- # Ahime! un giorno uno studente
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- # In bocca la bacio
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- # E fu quel bacio
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- # Rivelazione
0:06:08 > 0:06:13- # Fu la passione!
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- # Folle
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- # Amore!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- # Folle
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- # Ebbrezza!
0:06:37 > 0:06:44- # Chi la sottil carezza
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- # D'un bacio cosi ardente
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- # Mai ridir potra?
0:06:56 > 0:07:02- # Ah!
0:07:03 > 0:07:08- # Mio sogno!
0:07:08 > 0:07:14- # Ah!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- # Mia vita!
0:07:20 > 0:07:28- # Che importa la ricchezza
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- # Se alfine e rifiorita
0:07:32 > 0:07:39- # La felicita!
0:07:40 > 0:07:46- # O sogno d'or
0:07:46 > 0:07:51- # Poter amar
0:07:52 > 0:07:59- # Cosi! #
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Thank you, Fflur Wyn.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22- You'll be glad to hear that - Fflur will sing for us again later.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Aren't we lucky tonight?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- I don't know about you.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- If you're like Dad, - he's getting a little deaf.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Mam isn't much better.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- A man went to the doctor and said...
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- "..My wife is deaf.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- "She hears very little.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- "She won't do anything about it." - He was cross!
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- The doctor wasn't the best - doctor around, but he said...
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- "..I want you to try something.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- "When you go home, - go to the kitchen.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- "Stand at one end of the room.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- "Ask her a question." - "Alright," said the man.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- So he went home and stood - at the far end of the room.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- His wife, Mari, - was at the other end.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- He said, " Mari, what's for supper?"
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- There was no reply.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- He went a little closer.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- He said, "Mari, what's for supper?"
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Still no reply.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- He remembered the doctor told him - to ask a question, then go closer.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- This went on for a while - until he was standing behind her.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- He said in her ear, - "Mari, what's for supper tonight?"
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- She turned around and said...
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- "..For the third time, chicken!"
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Thank you.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02- When you leave the theatre in - Cardigan and stroll to the sea...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- ..and look north on a fine day...
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- ..you'll see a land that - is very dear to our next duo.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- They could have sailed here - across Ceredigion Bay.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- But they're going - to stay here tonight.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Give a big welcome to the lads - from Lleyn, John and Alun!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- # It's two o'clock in the morning
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- # But I'm still wide awake
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- # I feel so despondent
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- # There's beer in my blood
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- # I know I'm asking a lot
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- # We've only just met
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- # But today has become yesterday
0:11:00 > 0:11:04- # And tomorrow is still far away
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- # Come in
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- # Stay the night
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- # Don't leave me alone
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- # Pretty girl
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- # Don't think about religion
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- # Or your parents' advice
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- # Give yourself to me tonight
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- # And don't ask why
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- # Yes, I have a comfortable life
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- # Yes, it's good to be free
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- # I can come and go as I wish
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- # No-one depends on me
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- # Some say I'm lucky
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- # Others say I'm a fool
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- # But I know in my heart
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- # That one important - thing is missing
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- # Come in
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- # Stay the night
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- # I yearn for your company
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- # Pretty girl
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- # I give you my promise
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- # That I would never hurt you
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- # Give yourself to me tonight
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- # And don't ask why
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- # Come in
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- # Stay the night
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- # Until the small hours
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- # Pretty girl
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- # You can choose to go now
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- # Or stay, it's up to you
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- # Give yourself to me tonight
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- # And don't ask why
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- # Give yourself to me tonight
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- # Give yourself to me tonight
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- # Give yourself to me tonight
0:13:28 > 0:13:31- # And don't ask why #
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0:13:46 > 0:13:46- Subtitles
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Welcome back!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- There's no need - to introduce our next guest.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- He's a singer, an actor, a poet...
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- ..and one of Wales's big characters.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07- Luckily for you, or maybe unluckily, - he lives nearby in Tresaith.
0:14:07 > 0:14:13- Give a Theatr Mwldan welcome - to the one and only Dewi Pws!
0:14:20 > 0:14:21- Hi!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Are you all well?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25- Are you all well?- - Yes!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Have they put - the stupid ones in the front?
0:14:28 > 0:14:33- When I was the Children's Poet - Laureate, I read stories to kids.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38- You're brighter than the kids, I - hope. I'm not sure, looking around!
0:14:38 > 0:14:44- I'm going to read a story. - I want you to do the sound effects.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Try. Don't overdo it.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- When I make a sign, - do the sound effect.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- It was 1809...
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- ..200 years ago.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- I haven't done one yet.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- It was a stormy night.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- AUDIENCE "OOH!"
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- Not bad!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- The wind roared in the trees.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- OOH!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- You've made the same sound twice.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Use a bit of imagination.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21- John Penrallt opened the door of his - lonely cottage, with a loud squeak.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23- SQUEAK
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- His wife shouted - farewell from the kitchen.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28- FAREWELL
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- She was French.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Au revoir!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- John went out into the dark - night and slammed the door.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- SLAM
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- A quiet slam.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- He heard a wolf in the distance.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- OOH!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- That's the only sound you can do!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Then he heard his dog Mot.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55- WOOF
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Mot farted a lot.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- Yes, he passed a lot of wind.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04- Mot farted a lot.
0:16:05 > 0:16:05- FART SOUND EFFECT
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- FART SOUND EFFECT- - Well done!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- You're got a future as a farter.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- Mot jumped up to his master - and licked him.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- John ran in the dark.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Far away, he heard horses neigh.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25- NEIGH
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- NEIGH- - Good, a different sound.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- It was the mail coach, going - to Cardigan. He heard the whip.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- ONE PERSON SAYS WHIP
0:16:36 > 0:16:37- Take her out!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- The coach approached.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42- RATTLING
0:16:42 > 0:16:43- RATTLING- - Good!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- John heard the horses panting.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- PANTING
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- It's not supposed - to be sexy, just panting!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Suddenly, near the crossroad...
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- ..a horseman stepped into the road.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Stamp your feet!
0:17:01 > 0:17:01- STAMPING
0:17:01 > 0:17:02- STAMPING- - That's it.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- He shouted at the coach to stop.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06- WHOA!
0:17:07 > 0:17:12- Yes, it was Twm Sion Tatty, - on his noisy ass.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13- NEIGH
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- John got his gun out and shot him.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17- BANG
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- With his machine gun.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- LAUGHTER
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- The thief fell like a stone.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25- STAMP
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- STAMP- - Mot the dog farted from fear.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Thank you, said the driver.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32- THANK YOU
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- In a very deep voice.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35- THANK YOU
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- I like hearing women speak in a deep - voice. Say it again, only the women.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41- THANK YOU
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- THANK YOU- - They say it in a bass voice!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- We've almost finished.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- An owl hooted.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50- OOH!
0:17:50 > 0:17:55- The coach carried on - and went over Wolf Mountain.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- OOH!
0:17:57 > 0:17:58- Mot farted again.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Everyone shouted Hooray!
0:18:01 > 0:18:02- HOORAY
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- HOORAY- - Thanks. Give yourselves a clap!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Thanks to the unique Dewi Pws!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- How can we follow that?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Let's meet our young, local talent.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23- And she is very talented too. - She comes from Blaen-ffos.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24- CHEERS
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- She's a keen member of Hermon YFC.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- CHEERS
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- She won the best actress prize in - the Wales YFC Panto Competition...
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- ..in Venue Cymru, Llandudno, - a few months ago.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Yes, give her a clap!
0:18:42 > 0:18:47- Tonight, she's singing - one of her own songs, Colli Ti.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Give a big welcome - to Ffion Ann Phillips!
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- # I can feel you - if you're near or far
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- # I can feel, when you come closer
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- # I feel, when you're with me
0:19:08 > 0:19:09- # I'm telling you now
0:19:10 > 0:19:11- # I'll wait for you
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- # Please, come back to my arms
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- # So I can love you and you love me
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- # If you go to travel the world
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- # I'll miss you
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- # I feel that you're with me now
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- # But I don't want to be with you
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- # I gave you my heart
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- # But you still broke it
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- # Worst luck, I still love you
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- # You threw away my broken heart
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- # But I'm taking back my property
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- # You can't trample on it
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- # Please come back to my arms
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- # So I can love you and you love me
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- # If you go to travel - around the world
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- # To be free
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- # I'll miss you
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- # It's time you noticed - what you lost
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- # What will you do without a love?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- # I hope you'll regret losing
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- # The dreams and hopes - of a happy life
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- # Please come back to my arms
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- # So I can love you and you love me
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- # If you travel around the world
0:20:59 > 0:21:00- # To be free
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- # I'll miss you
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- # I'll miss you
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- # Who do you think you are?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- # You make me realise
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- # That I still love you
0:21:18 > 0:21:25- # I still love you
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- # Please, come back to my arms
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- # So I can love you and you love me
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- # If you travel around the world
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- # To be free
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- # I'll miss you
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- # I'll miss you #
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Thank you, Ffion. What a talent!
0:21:58 > 0:22:03- On the way here today, - I stopped at the supermarket.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- I wanted a drink, chocolate - and something to read.
0:22:07 > 0:22:13- After going in, I saw - this old lady staring at me.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- It happens quite often.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- I chose a magazine...
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- ..from the bottom shelf.
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- The woman followed me, - still staring.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- I got my bar of chocolate.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- She was still following - and staring at me.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- As I went to the till, - she came up to me.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- She said, "Don't think - I'm a funny old woman.
0:22:41 > 0:22:47- "You remind me of my grandson, - who lives in Australia.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- "When I'm at the till, will you say - something to me?
0:22:52 > 0:22:59- "Nice to see you, Granny. Ta-ra."
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- I wasn't sure what to do.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- I felt rather embarrassed, - but I thought I'd better do it.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- She went ahead of me, - with all her bags.
0:23:10 > 0:23:17- As she left, I said, - "Nice to see you, Granny. Ta-ra."
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- She whispered, "thanks," and left.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- I put my chocolate, - water and magazine on the till.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- The woman said, "60, please."
0:23:27 > 0:23:32- I said, "For chocolate, - a magazine and water? It can't be!"
0:23:32 > 0:23:37- The woman said, "Your grandmother - said you were paying for her stuff."
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- In this part of the programme, - we celebrate young local talent.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50- It's a pleasure to welcome a group - of talented dancers to Noson Lawen.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55- Give a welcome - to Dawnswyr Ysgol Gynradd Spittal!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- # FOLK DANCE MUSIC #
0:25:57 > 0:25:57- .
0:26:06 > 0:26:06- Subtitles
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- A warm welcome back.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- We have more singing for you now.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- I hope you feel fit.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Are you ready to go?
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- Welcome once more, - Dewi Pws and Radwm.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28- Thank you.
0:26:29 > 0:26:34- We have an Action Song for you. - We like it and it always works.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- You worked hard - at the start of the programme.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- Radwm is one - of the best bands in Wales.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Well, in Ceredigion. In Cardigan.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44- In Mwldan.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49- They're great! We want you - to respond and move a little.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- Don't overdo it. Do your best.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Off we go, Nant Y Mynydd!
0:26:59 > 0:27:03- # Mountain stream, clear and bright
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- # Meandering towards the valley
0:27:10 > 0:27:14- # Among the rushes softly singing
0:27:15 > 0:27:21- # O that I were like the stream!
0:27:23 > 0:27:24- # Back and forth #
0:27:24 > 0:27:25- Join in!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- # Back and forth
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- # Back and forth #
0:27:31 > 0:27:35- Good! Don't strain yourselves. - Paramedics, watch that woman!
0:27:38 > 0:27:42- # Mountain heather in flower
0:27:42 > 0:27:47- # Looking at it, longing returns
0:27:48 > 0:27:53- # To stay in the mountains
0:27:53 > 0:27:58- # In the breeze with the heather #
0:27:59 > 0:28:00- Turn around!
0:28:01 > 0:28:03- # Turn around, turn around
0:28:04 > 0:28:05- # Turn around
0:28:06 > 0:28:08- # Turn around
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- # Back and forth
0:28:11 > 0:28:13- # Back and forth
0:28:13 > 0:28:15- # Back and forth
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- # Little birds - of the high mountains #
0:28:24 > 0:28:26- BIRD SOUND
0:28:27 > 0:28:32- # Rise in the clear air
0:28:33 > 0:28:37- # From peak to peak they fly
0:28:38 > 0:28:42- # O that I were like a bird! #
0:28:42 > 0:28:44- Up and down!
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- # Up and down, up and down
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- # Up and down
0:28:52 > 0:28:54- # Turn around, turn around
0:28:55 > 0:28:58- # Turn around
0:28:58 > 0:29:01- # Back and forth
0:29:02 > 0:29:05- # Back and forth #
0:29:06 > 0:29:08- You're good!
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- Aren't these pretty in the front!
0:29:13 > 0:29:15- You're alright too.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17- Can I carry on?
0:29:17 > 0:29:18- Can I carry on?- - Yes.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22- # I too am a mountain girl
0:29:23 > 0:29:28- # Far from home singing my song
0:29:29 > 0:29:33- # But my heart is on the mountains
0:29:34 > 0:29:36- # With the heather
0:29:36 > 0:29:39- # And the little birds #
0:29:40 > 0:29:41- In and out!
0:29:41 > 0:29:45- # In and out, in and out
0:29:45 > 0:29:48- # In and out
0:29:48 > 0:29:51- # Up and down, up and down
0:29:51 > 0:29:55- # Up and down
0:29:55 > 0:29:58- # Turn around, turn around
0:29:58 > 0:30:01- # Turn around
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- # Back and forth, back and forth
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- # Back and forth #
0:30:07 > 0:30:09- Sing!
0:30:09 > 0:30:17- # Back and forth! #
0:30:17 > 0:30:18- Well done!
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Thank you, Dewi Pws and Radwm!
0:30:33 > 0:30:34- Excellent.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- How many of you have been to a zoo?
0:30:39 > 0:30:40- Yes.
0:30:40 > 0:30:45- A bus went from Tregaron - to Chester Zoo, near North Wales.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49- On the way back, - they had a terrible accident.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53- Everyone on the bus - was killed. Very sad.
0:30:53 > 0:30:59- The police arrived - and saw the tragic scene.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- They saw a monkey jumping around.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05- There were no witnesses - to what happened.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08- So they thought - they'd ask the monkey.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11- The police asked the monkey...
0:31:11 > 0:31:16- "..What were the passengers doing - when the bus went off the road?"
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- The monkey danced like this.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24- The passengers had been dancing.
0:31:25 > 0:31:30- "What was the driver doing, - when the bus went off the road?"
0:31:30 > 0:31:33- This was the monkey's response.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41- The picture was getting clear.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- He'd been drinking. Very sad.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46- Then they asked the monkey...
0:31:46 > 0:31:51- "..What were you doing - when the bus went off the road?"
0:32:00 > 0:32:05- A lot of young people take a gap - year these days to travel...
0:32:05 > 0:32:07- ..before going to college.
0:32:07 > 0:32:12- I travelled a little after college - and went to America for 3 months.
0:32:12 > 0:32:19- I'm a farmer's son. I wanted to see - how they work on the big ranches.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22- I stayed with a very rich farmer.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26- He had all kinds - of expensive machinery.
0:32:27 > 0:32:28- He was a millionaire.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30- I learned about the ranch.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35- Before I left, they decided - to arrange a party for me.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37- Great, I thought.
0:32:37 > 0:32:41- All the big ranchers - in the area came to say goodbye.
0:32:41 > 0:32:46- One rancher wasn't - as rich as the others.
0:32:46 > 0:32:51- His name was Leroy. He was - quite poor but a very nice chap.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Halfway through the evening...
0:32:54 > 0:32:56- ..the ranch owner said...
0:32:56 > 0:33:01- "..I'll give a million dollars - if one of you gets in the water...
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- "..and kills the alligator."
0:33:04 > 0:33:09- I wasn't going, - I was going home the next day.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11- We heard a splash!
0:33:11 > 0:33:15- Leroy, the poor farmer, - was in the water!
0:33:16 > 0:33:18- I couldn't believe it.
0:33:18 > 0:33:22- An alligator approached. - Leroy wasn't sure what do do.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27- They began to fight. - It lasted for quarter of an hour.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31- I saw Leroy putting his thumb - in the alligator's eye.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35- He head-butted it - right between its eyes.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38- Then he held it - in a headlock and squeezed...
0:33:38 > 0:33:42- ..until the alligator - was floating in the water.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44- He had beaten the alligator.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47- We dragged Leroy out of the water.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49- "Come out, Leroy. Are you alright?"
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- The ranch owner said...
0:33:52 > 0:33:56- "..I'll write you a cheque - for a million dollars."
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- "No, I don't want it," said Leroy.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01- "Half a million dollars?"
0:34:01 > 0:34:03- "No, I don't want it."
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- "A Porsche, a Rolex, cattle, - a new lorry or tractor?
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- "You must have something!"
0:34:10 > 0:34:11- "No, all I want...
0:34:12 > 0:34:14- "..is the name of the person...
0:34:14 > 0:34:17- "..who pushed me in the water."
0:34:24 > 0:34:26- We have more singing now.
0:34:26 > 0:34:30- Don't worry, you can - relax and enjoy this time.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Singing Mai by Meirion Williams...
0:34:32 > 0:34:36- ..give a warm welcome back - to the soprano, Fflur Wyn!
0:34:45 > 0:34:48- # I know it's here
0:34:48 > 0:34:50- # The month of honey
0:34:50 > 0:34:54- # With its exuberance in the willows
0:34:54 > 0:34:56- # With its flowers
0:34:57 > 0:34:59- # Like frost
0:34:59 > 0:35:01- # I am blessed
0:35:02 > 0:35:07- # Every time it arrives
0:35:10 > 0:35:12- # Early one morning
0:35:13 > 0:35:16- # I went towards the moor
0:35:16 > 0:35:20- # To see the dew disperse
0:35:21 > 0:35:24- # But the early troop
0:35:24 > 0:35:30- # Had risen before me
0:35:38 > 0:35:41- # I sat down
0:35:41 > 0:35:45- # Under the trees of the crag
0:35:45 > 0:35:50- # When the Southern Wind arrived
0:35:51 > 0:35:58- # A pretty bird fell on me
0:35:58 > 0:36:07- # Chattering the cuckoo's name
0:36:10 > 0:36:12- # No footstep can fall
0:36:13 > 0:36:16- # On the woodland's floor
0:36:17 > 0:36:23- # Without bluebells underneath
0:36:23 > 0:36:26- # Like drops
0:36:26 > 0:36:29- # From an azure land
0:36:30 > 0:36:33- # That has fallen
0:36:34 > 0:36:37- # Between the branches
0:36:38 > 0:36:41- # That has fallen
0:36:41 > 0:36:46- # Between the branches
0:36:52 > 0:36:54- # I know it has arrived
0:36:54 > 0:36:57- # The month of honey
0:36:57 > 0:36:59- # With its exuberance
0:36:59 > 0:37:01- # With its flowers
0:37:01 > 0:37:06- # With the day of my birth
0:37:07 > 0:37:09- # I am blessed
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- # Every time it arrives
0:37:13 > 0:37:19- # I am blessed
0:37:19 > 0:37:25- # Every time
0:37:25 > 0:37:32- # It arrives #
0:37:33 > 0:37:33- .
0:37:44 > 0:37:44- Subtitles
0:37:44 > 0:37:46- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- Welcome back! The lads - from Lleyn are back on stage.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58- They have entertained - audiences for almost 25 years.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01- CHEERS
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- That's quite a record.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08- The demand for their service - is just as high as ever.
0:38:08 > 0:38:13- They're going to sing an old - favourite, Gafael Yn Fy Llaw.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18- Give a proper Cardigan welcome - once more to John and Alun!
0:38:19 > 0:38:22- # When night was at its darkest
0:38:23 > 0:38:26- # And the storm was cold
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- # I heard my Lord's voice
0:38:30 > 0:38:34- # Calling my name
0:38:35 > 0:38:38- # You came to me, Jesus
0:38:39 > 0:38:42- # When the journey was so long
0:38:43 > 0:38:46- # To give your hand to support me
0:38:47 > 0:38:49- # To help me on my way
0:38:51 > 0:38:55- # To hold my hand, Lord
0:38:55 > 0:38:58- # To hold my hand
0:38:59 > 0:39:03- # You came to me, Jesus
0:39:03 > 0:39:06- # To hold my hand
0:39:16 > 0:39:20- # When my world was shattered
0:39:20 > 0:39:24- # And full of worry
0:39:24 > 0:39:28- # Your light shone
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- # On all the dark days
0:39:33 > 0:39:37- # You came to me, Jesus
0:39:37 > 0:39:41- # When I wept copiously
0:39:41 > 0:39:45- # To give your hand to support me
0:39:45 > 0:39:48- # To help someone like me
0:39:50 > 0:39:53- # To hold my hand, Lord
0:39:53 > 0:39:57- # To hold my hand
0:39:58 > 0:40:01- # You came to me, Jesus
0:40:02 > 0:40:05- # To hold my hand
0:40:14 > 0:40:18- # When I walked on lonely paths
0:40:18 > 0:40:21- # My sad eyes full of tears
0:40:23 > 0:40:27- # I heard my Lord's voice
0:40:27 > 0:40:30- # Calling, many times
0:40:31 > 0:40:35- # You came to me, Jesus
0:40:35 > 0:40:39- # When the slopes were steep
0:40:39 > 0:40:43- # You gave your hand to support me
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- # To give me strength
0:40:48 > 0:40:52- # To hold my hand, Lord
0:40:52 > 0:40:55- # To hold my hand
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- # You came to me, Jesus
0:41:00 > 0:41:03- # To hold my hand
0:41:04 > 0:41:08- # To hold my hand, Lord
0:41:09 > 0:41:12- # To hold my hand
0:41:12 > 0:41:16- # You came to me, Jesus
0:41:17 > 0:41:19- # To hold my hand
0:41:21 > 0:41:25- # You came to me, Jesus
0:41:25 > 0:41:28- # To hold
0:41:28 > 0:41:31- # My hand #
0:41:39 > 0:41:41- Thank you!
0:41:41 > 0:41:45- There was an old people's home - near Aberystwyth.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- Two old ladies there - were best friends.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51- They played whist every Wednesday.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54- Do you know the card game, whist?
0:41:54 > 0:41:58- They played whist - every Wednesday afternoon.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00- They'd done this for ten years.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04- One day, - when they were playing whist...
0:42:04 > 0:42:06- ..one of them said...
0:42:06 > 0:42:07- "..I'm sorry.
0:42:08 > 0:42:13- "I know we've been coming here - for ten years to play whist.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15- "But I don't remember your name.
0:42:15 > 0:42:18- "I just can't recall it."
0:42:18 > 0:42:20- The other one went like this.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25- "By when do you want to know?"
0:42:30 > 0:42:34- A retired lecturer - moved to the home.
0:42:34 > 0:42:38- He couldn't look after himself - s well as before.
0:42:38 > 0:42:43- He was very clever, - one of the cleverest men I've met.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47- His room wasn't quite ready - when he arrived.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51- He had to share a room - with three others.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- The Matron introduced him...
0:42:55 > 0:43:00- ..to the people in the room - where he was going to sleep.
0:43:00 > 0:43:01- He met Mr Jones.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04- The Matron said, "This is Mr Jones.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07- "Mr Jones has an IQ of 180."
0:43:08 > 0:43:10- "Excellent," said the lecturer.
0:43:10 > 0:43:14- "We can discuss - subjects like Mathematics."
0:43:14 > 0:43:18- They went on - to meet the second person.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21- The Matron said, - "This is Mr Roberts.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24- "Mr Roberts has an IQ of 150."
0:43:24 > 0:43:26- "Fine," said the lecturer.
0:43:27 > 0:43:32- "We can discuss subjects - like Science and Psychology."
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- The lecturer was happy.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38- Then he met the third person.
0:43:38 > 0:43:42- The Matron said, - "This is Mr Williams.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45- "He has an IQ of 50."
0:43:46 > 0:43:48- The lecturer said, "Marvellous!
0:43:48 > 0:43:50- "Great!"
0:43:50 > 0:43:52- He was delighted.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54- "Excellent!
0:43:54 > 0:43:58- "I've never met - an Assembly Member before."
0:44:01 > 0:44:03- Thank you.
0:44:04 > 0:44:08- Sadly, our evening - is drawing to an end.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11- I'd like to thank all our artistes.
0:44:15 > 0:44:21- And of course, thank you, for - being such a friendly audience...
0:44:21 > 0:44:23- ..and joining in the fun.
0:44:27 > 0:44:32- For our finale, please welcome - Dewi Pws and Radwm once more...
0:44:32 > 0:44:37- ..singing the old favourite, - Lleucu Llwyd. Goodbye!
0:44:44 > 0:44:46- # Lleucu Llwyd
0:44:46 > 0:44:49- # You're beautiful
0:44:49 > 0:44:54- # Lleucu Llwyd, - you're precious to me
0:44:54 > 0:44:56- # Lleucu Llwyd
0:44:57 > 0:44:59- # You're an angel
0:45:00 > 0:45:04- # Lleucu Llwyd, I love you
0:45:05 > 0:45:09- # Oh! I remember meeting you
0:45:11 > 0:45:13- # And I remember the rain
0:45:15 > 0:45:19- # Is the nightingale in the wood?
0:45:20 > 0:45:25- # Are the flowers - in the nearby field?
0:45:26 > 0:45:29- # In the river is a secret
0:45:31 > 0:45:35- # Your first kiss
0:45:35 > 0:45:39- # In the wood, the flowers
0:45:41 > 0:45:45- # Are whispering your name
0:45:45 > 0:45:47- # Lleucu Llwyd #
0:45:47 > 0:45:48- Sing!
0:45:48 > 0:45:50- # You're beautiful
0:45:51 > 0:45:54- # Lleucu Llwyd, - you're precious to me
0:45:56 > 0:45:58- # Lleucu Llwyd
0:45:58 > 0:46:00- # You're an angel
0:46:01 > 0:46:05- # Lleucu Llwyd, I love you
0:46:06 > 0:46:10- # Oh the small hours pass
0:46:11 > 0:46:14- # Like an instant on the wind's wing
0:46:16 > 0:46:21- # If I lie on my bed
0:46:21 > 0:46:25- # Perhaps the dream will come sooner
0:46:26 > 0:46:31- # Someone is drawing near
0:46:31 > 0:46:35- # I hear the creak of the gate
0:46:36 > 0:46:41- # And I know - the sound of the footstep
0:46:41 > 0:46:44- # It belongs to Lleucu Llwyd!
0:46:46 > 0:46:47- # Lleucu Llwyd #
0:46:48 > 0:46:49- Sing!
0:46:49 > 0:46:51- # You're beautiful
0:46:51 > 0:46:55- # Lleucu Llwyd, - you are precious to me
0:46:56 > 0:46:58- # Lleucu Llwyd
0:46:58 > 0:47:00- # You're an angel
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- # Lleucu Llwyd, I love you #
0:47:04 > 0:47:05- Sing along!
0:47:06 > 0:47:07- # Lleucu Llwyd #
0:47:07 > 0:47:08- Come along!
0:47:09 > 0:47:10- # You're beautiful #
0:47:10 > 0:47:11- Well done!
0:47:11 > 0:47:14- # Lleucu Llwyd, - you are precious to me #
0:47:14 > 0:47:15- Smile!
0:47:16 > 0:47:18- # Lleucu Llwyd
0:47:18 > 0:47:21- # You're an angel
0:47:21 > 0:47:24- # Lleucu Llwyd, I love you #
0:47:24 > 0:47:25- Everyone sing!
0:47:26 > 0:47:28- # Lleucu Llwyd
0:47:28 > 0:47:30- # You're beautiful
0:47:31 > 0:47:35- # Lleucu Llwyd, - you're precious to me
0:47:35 > 0:47:38- # Lleucu Llwyd
0:47:38 > 0:47:40- # You're an angel
0:47:41 > 0:47:43- # Lleucu Llwyd
0:47:43 > 0:47:54- # I love you #
0:47:56 > 0:47:58- Thank you!
0:48:17 > 0:48:19- S4C Subtitles by Gwead
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