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0:00:00 > 0:00:04- Welcome to Y Ffwrnes theatre - in Llanelli.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08- We'll be turning up the heat - in the furnace shortly.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11- I hope you're ready for Noson Lawen.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- Welcome to Y Ffwrnes theatre - in Llanelli.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- It's a magnificent theatre.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- A young 17-year-old girl - will open the evening.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49- She supports the famous - local rugby team, the Ospreys.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- She is the Voice of the Scarlets - in Stradey Park.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Tonight, she's singing one - of her own songs.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04- Please welcome Hanna Morgan, - to sing Merch Fel Fi.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- # It's after midnight - and I'm still awake
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- # I've been tossing and turning - thinking about you
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- # The words I said to you - came out all wrong
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- # And now I'm worried - that this is the end for us
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- # Why can't I make you see
0:01:41 > 0:01:46- # Or get you to listen - to my true feelings
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- # Can you feel my heart beating?
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- # Beating, beating because you
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- # You'd never go with a girl like me
0:02:00 > 0:02:05- # You'd never ask me out, - or take a chance with a girl like me
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- # A girl like me, a girl like me
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- # You'd never dance on the street - with a girl like me
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- # Would you give everything
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- # To a girl like me?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- # I haven't a clue - about how you feel
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- # And I don't know what's between us
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- # But I'll never forget the day
0:02:39 > 0:02:44- # You promised it all to me - and then turned away
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- # Why can't I make you see
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- # Or get you to listen - to my true feelings
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- # Can you feel my heart beating?
0:02:57 > 0:03:03- # Beating, beating because you
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- # You'd never go with a girl like me
0:03:06 > 0:03:12- # You'd never ask me out, - or take a chance with a girl like me
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- # You'd never dance on the street - with a girl like me
0:03:17 > 0:03:18- # Would you
0:03:19 > 0:03:24- # Give everything - to a girl like me?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35- # We voice our feelings, - you see the same as me
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- # Oh, what are we feeling?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- # Please can you hold me
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- # And feel my heartbeat
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- # Beating
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- # Again and again - and again and again
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- # So strong!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- # You'd never go with a girl like me
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- # You'd never ask me out, - or take a chance with a girl like me
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- # A girl like me
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- # You'd never dance on the street - with a girl like me
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- # Would you give everything
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- # To a girl like me?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- # To a girl like me, yeah
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- # To a girl like me
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- # Would you give everything
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- # To a girl like me? #
0:04:44 > 0:04:50- Thanks to the talented Hanna Morgan - who composed the song herself.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- I wasn't supposed to be - tonight's presenter.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- It should have been Bruce Forsyth.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- He couldn't make it. He's waiting - for the birth of his next wife.
0:05:11 > 0:05:17- It's lucky I made it. I called - at a supermarket on my way here.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- I was at the checkout, - ready to pay for my goods.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- The lady in front - of me dropped dead.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- It was so sad.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- She had just bought a Bag for Life.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- I've just returned - from refereeing in Argentina.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- I jumped in a taxi...
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- ..to take me from the airport - to my hotel.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- I speak a little Spanish.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- I jumped in a taxi - and he shot off like a madman.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- He went straight through - a red light.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- "Watch out!" I said. - "You have to stop at a red light!"
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- "Senor, don't worry," he said.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- "My brother Manuel - he always do that."
0:06:08 > 0:06:13- We were doing 80mph when he went - straight through another red light.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19- "You'll kill us both!" I said. - "Stop at the red light!"
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- "Don't worry, senor. My - brother Manuel he always do that."
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- We came to a green light, - and he stopped.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- "What are you doing? - It's a green light, go!" I said.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40- "No way, senor. My brother Manuel - may be coming the other way."
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- We've more local talent next.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54- Led by Christopher Davies - and performing Libertango...
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- ..please welcome Cor Ysgol y Strade.
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0:09:13 > 0:09:15- # Pa dam pam pi ram pi ra wap #
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Thanks very much to the choir.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- It's now my pleasure to welcome - one of our brightest talents.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- She has performed in - opera houses and concert halls...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- ..all over the country.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- She recently - toured with Bryn Terfel.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- To perform - I Could Have Danced All Night...
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- ..please welcome - the soprano Gwawr Edwards.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- # Eliza bed! Bed! - I couldn't go to bed!
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- # My head's too light - to try to set it down!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- # Sleep! Sleep! - I couldn't sleep tonight
0:10:16 > 0:10:21- # Not for all - the jewels in the crown!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- # I could have danced all night!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- # I could have danced all night!
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- # And still have begged for more
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- # I could have spread my wings
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- # And done a thousand things
0:10:40 > 0:10:45- # I've never done before
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- # I'll never know - what made it so exciting
0:10:53 > 0:10:58- # Why all at once - my heart took flight
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- # I only know when he
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- # Began to dance with me
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- # I could have danced
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- # Danced, danced all night!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- # A a a
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- # A a a
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- # A a
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- # A a a a a a
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- # A a a
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- # A a a
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- # A a
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- # A a
0:11:45 > 0:11:50- # I'll never know - what made it so exciting
0:11:51 > 0:11:56- # Why all at once - my heart took flight
0:11:57 > 0:12:02- # I only know when he
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- # Began to dance with me
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- # I could have danced
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- # Danced
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- # Danced all night!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- # I could have danced all night!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- # I could have danced all night!
0:12:24 > 0:12:29- # And still have begged for more
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- # I could have spread my wings
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- # And done a thousand things
0:12:37 > 0:12:42- # I've never done before
0:12:43 > 0:12:48- # I'll never know - what made it so exciting
0:12:49 > 0:12:54- # Why all at once - my heart took flight
0:12:55 > 0:13:01- # I only know when he
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- # Began to dance with me
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- # I could have danced
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- # Danced
0:13:09 > 0:13:15- # Danced all night! #
0:13:23 > 0:13:24- .
0:13:29 > 0:13:29- Subtitles
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0:13:35 > 0:13:36- Welcome back.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41- Our next performer is a singer - and songwriter from Cardiff.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- He has an enchanting - and unique voice.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- He's had more than 500 gigs - in the past two years...
0:13:49 > 0:13:54- ..in Texas, Toronto, - New York and Wales of course.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- To sing Cysga Nawr, - please welcome Sion Russell Jones.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- # Sleep now, - the hour is turning back
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- # Lie down when darkness falls
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- # Soon morning light - will shine down on you
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- # And smile
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- # A great love is all for you
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- # Memories, and longing for you
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- # Burn away the pain, - the past has been
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- # I have always loved you
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- # Memories follow me everywhere
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- # Thinking of the past - and what's ahead
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- # The summer is slowly coming back
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- # Your smile returns once again
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- # Once again
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- # Look now, - you used to be my favourite
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- # Don't fall down, - be stronger than my friend
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- # Burn the pain, - the past has been
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- # I have always loved you
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- # Memories follow me everywhere
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- # Thinking of the past - and what's ahead
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- # The summer is slowly coming back
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- # Your smile returns once again
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- # Memories follow me everywhere
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- # Thinking of the past - and what's ahead
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- # The summer is slowly coming back
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- # Your smile returns once again
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- # Once again #
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Thanks to Sion Russell Jones.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- A bloke from Llanelli - wanted to join the secret service.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- He attended a training camp - for a week.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- One day, - he had to dress up in disguise.
0:16:59 > 0:17:05- The sergeant said, "I want you - to go to Park Howard in disguise.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11- "I don't want anyone - to know you've been there.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- "Wear a tree costume." Off he went.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- He stood there like a tree all day.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- He came back to the camp.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- "How did it go?" asked the sergeant.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- "Oh, sergeant. - It's been a hard day.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- "I stood there disguised as a tree.
0:17:32 > 0:17:38- "The wind was blowing, it rained - and I was soaked to the skin.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- "But I didn't move an inch.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- "In the afternoon, - a woman came by with a poodle.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- "The poodle - cocked its leg against me.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- "I didn't flinch, sergeant. - I didn't move.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- "But I had to escape, sergeant.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- "Two squirrels went up my trousers.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- "I heard one saying...
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- "..'Look at the size of these nuts!'
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- "'We'll eat one - and keep the other for Christmas.'"
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- We've a different item next, - a cello duet.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- It's not your average cello duet.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- I hope you're wearing - your dancing shoes.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- Please welcome the two friends - from Ysgol Gyfun Ystalyfera...
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- ..Carwyn Jones and Owain Huw.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- # Smooth Criminal #
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Thanks very much - to Carwyn and Owain.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- I'd like to welcome - an old Noson Lawen favourite.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- He's a singer, - a comedian and bus driver.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- I only hope not at the same time.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23- Please welcome Cleif Edwards, - all the way from Whitland.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- The people of Llanelli are odd.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- I was late getting here.
0:22:38 > 0:22:43- A lady waved frantically at me - as I was driving through Felinfoel.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- I opened the window - and she shouted...
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- "..Pig! Pig!"
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- I shouted back, "Old sow!"
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- I turned the corner - and ran over a blinking pig.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- An elderly couple went to chapel.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- After the sermon...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- ..they knelt to pray.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- But she strained herself - as she knelt down.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- She let one go.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- She turned to her husband - and said...
0:23:24 > 0:23:25- "..Hey...
0:23:25 > 0:23:30- "..I dropped a silent one.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- "What should I do?"
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- "Change your hearing aid battery."
0:23:43 > 0:23:48- An 85-year-old woman - was out in the pub all afternoon.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50- She was drinking.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- She drank double whiskeys - and two drops of water.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00- She drank all afternoon. - The landlord eventually appeared.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- "You've been drinking - all afternoon," he said.
0:24:04 > 0:24:09- "Why are you drinking double - whiskeys and two drops of water?"
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- "I'm 85," she replied.
0:24:11 > 0:24:17- "I can take the whisky. It's - the water that gives me trouble."
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- A young lad brought - his girlfriend home one night.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- He introduced her - to his mother and father.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- They walked into the parlour.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- "Come to the kitchen," - said his father. "I want a word.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43- "Don't ever bring her here again." - "What do you mean?" asked his son.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47- "I'm afraid - she could be your half-sister."
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- He got rid of her.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54- A month later, - he brought another girlfriend home.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57- She met his parents.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- His father took him aside.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- "Don't ever bring her here again." - "What's wrong with her?"
0:25:06 > 0:25:10- "I think she could - be your half-sister."
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- "Good grief," said the son.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- A couple of months later, - he brought a new girl home.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21- His mother said, - "Can I have a word please?"
0:25:21 > 0:25:26- "This is the third girl - in three months. What's going on?"
0:25:28 > 0:25:33- "I'll tell you the truth, Mam. - Remember the last two girlfriends?
0:25:33 > 0:25:38- "Dad told me - not to bring them back...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- "..because - they could be my half-sisters."
0:25:41 > 0:25:46- "Ignore him," said his mother. - "He's not your father."
0:25:52 > 0:25:56- I'd like to invite Mirain - and Miriam to join me to sing...
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- ..Yr Hen, Hen Hiraeth.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17- # I stand and watch - as time marches on
0:26:19 > 0:26:24- # The world - is spinning faster and faster
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- # The Land of my Fathers
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- # Is seeing changes
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- # And the bravest oak tree
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- # Bends in the wind
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- # But the old, old memories
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- # Still break my heart
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- # The old, old longing
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- # Comes back
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- # The old, old tears
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- # Still burn my cheeks
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- # As I walk along
0:27:07 > 0:27:12- # The old, old valley paths
0:27:15 > 0:27:20- # My grandfather's home - is a summer cottage
0:27:22 > 0:27:28- # A television fills Taid's corner
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- # And the language - of the church and chapel
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- # Changes with the fashion
0:27:37 > 0:27:41- # And it flows along the wires
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- # An endless carnival
0:27:45 > 0:27:49- # But the old, old memories
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- # Still break my heart
0:27:53 > 0:27:56- # The old, old longing
0:27:56 > 0:28:00- # Comes back
0:28:00 > 0:28:04- # The old, old tears
0:28:05 > 0:28:08- # Still burn my cheeks
0:28:08 > 0:28:10- # As I walk along
0:28:10 > 0:28:16- # The old, old valley paths #
0:28:26 > 0:28:26- .
0:28:31 > 0:28:31- Subtitles
0:28:31 > 0:28:33- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:28:37 > 0:28:42- Welcome back to a special - Noson Lawen from Llanelli.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44- We'll return to the stage.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49- The Scarlets mascot - is ready to sing Sosban Fach.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53- Please welcome Hanna Morgan - back to the stage.
0:29:00 > 0:29:05- # Mary-Ann has hurt her finger
0:29:06 > 0:29:10- # And David the servant is not well
0:29:11 > 0:29:16- # The baby in the cradle is crying
0:29:16 > 0:29:20- # And the cat - has scratched young Johnny
0:29:21 > 0:29:23- # Little saucepan
0:29:23 > 0:29:25- # Boiling on the fire
0:29:26 > 0:29:27- # Big saucepan
0:29:28 > 0:29:30- # Boiling on the floor
0:29:30 > 0:29:34- # And the cat has scratched
0:29:35 > 0:29:38- # Young Johnny
0:29:45 > 0:29:48- # Mary-Ann has hurt her finger
0:29:49 > 0:29:51- # And David the servant is not well
0:29:53 > 0:29:56- # The baby in the cradle is crying
0:29:56 > 0:30:00- # And the cat - has scratched young Johnny
0:30:00 > 0:30:02- # Little saucepan
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- # Boiling on the fire
0:30:04 > 0:30:05- # Big saucepan
0:30:06 > 0:30:07- # Boiling on the floor
0:30:08 > 0:30:13- # And the cat has scratched - young Johnny
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- # Mary-Ann's finger is better
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- # David the servant is in his grave
0:30:26 > 0:30:29- # The baby in the cradle - has grown up
0:30:30 > 0:30:34- # And the cat is in an eternal sleep
0:30:34 > 0:30:35- # Little saucepan
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- # Boiling on the fire
0:30:38 > 0:30:39- # Big saucepan
0:30:39 > 0:30:41- # Boiling on the floor
0:30:41 > 0:30:47- # And the cat - has scratched young Johnny
0:30:49 > 0:30:52- # Dai bach, the soldier
0:30:53 > 0:30:56- # Dai bach, the soldier
0:30:57 > 0:31:00- # Dai bach, the soldier
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- # And his shirt tail is hanging out
0:31:04 > 0:31:07- # Dai bach, the soldier
0:31:08 > 0:31:11- # Dai bach, the soldier
0:31:12 > 0:31:15- # Dai bach, the soldier
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- # And his shirt tail
0:31:20 > 0:31:23- # Is hanging out #
0:31:31 > 0:31:33- Thanks to Hanna Morgan.
0:31:39 > 0:31:45- You're the most good looking - audience I've seen in a Noson Lawen.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49- You're very pretty. - Not you, the one behind you.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55- And you're quite a babe.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59- Have you seen the film?
0:32:01 > 0:32:05- Three drunk blokes left the pub - and jumped into a taxi.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09- The driver noticed - they'd drunk too much.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14- He switched the engine on - and then off straightaway.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17- "You're home," he said. "20."
0:32:18 > 0:32:21- The first bloke gave him 20 - and got out.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25- The second gave him - a fiver tip and left.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30- The third whacked him on his nose.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33- "What was that for?" - asked the taxi driver.
0:32:34 > 0:32:38- "You drove like a madman! - You could have killed us all."
0:32:44 > 0:32:49- An old dear from Mynydd Cerrig - was celebrating her 100th birthday.
0:32:50 > 0:32:55- One hundred! She'd received - a telegram from the queen.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58- Her son was with her.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03- "You're 100," he said. - "Is there anything you want to do?
0:33:03 > 0:33:06- "Whatever you want, we'll do it."
0:33:06 > 0:33:09- "Do you know what?" she said.
0:33:09 > 0:33:15- "I'd like to run to the top - of the street and back, naked.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- "Completely starkers."
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- "I'm not sure," said her son.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27- "But you're 100 - and you can do what you want.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31- "Go after midnight - so no-one sees you."
0:33:31 > 0:33:35- At midnight, she stripped off.
0:33:35 > 0:33:39- She ran up the street - and as she came back down...
0:33:39 > 0:33:42- ..Dai and Wil arrived home - from the pub.
0:33:42 > 0:33:46- Dai said, "Did you see that, Wil?
0:33:47 > 0:33:49- "What on earth was she wearing?"
0:33:49 > 0:33:54- "I don't know, but whatever it was, - it needed to be ironed," said Wil.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07- The next group - is celebrating a special birthday.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11- They're all over eighty years old.
0:34:11 > 0:34:17- They've performed more than - 1,500 gigs in the past 25 years.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22- I did a gig with them in Hungary, - but that's another story.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26- Please welcome the popular - folk band, Jac y Do!
0:34:32 > 0:34:35- # Rali Twm Sion #
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0:37:13 > 0:37:17- Welcome back to Noson Lawen, - where we'll go back to the stage.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20- You've already heard him singing.
0:37:20 > 0:37:26- Please welcome Sion Russell Jones, - from Cardiff, to sing Mas O'r Nef.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37- # I saw you in the distance
0:37:39 > 0:37:42- # I heard a heavenly voice
0:37:45 > 0:37:47- # And I saw
0:37:47 > 0:37:49- # Your bright eyes
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- # And I want you to fill my days
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- # We'll fight on
0:37:59 > 0:38:01- # It's the only war that I will face
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- # We'll fight on
0:38:04 > 0:38:06- # Fight on
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- # We'll fight on
0:38:11 > 0:38:13- # It's the only war that I will face
0:38:13 > 0:38:16- # We'll fight on
0:38:16 > 0:38:19- # Fight on
0:38:19 > 0:38:23- # Oh
0:38:26 > 0:38:30- # Oh
0:38:32 > 0:38:36- # Oh
0:38:37 > 0:38:41- # Who knows you fell from heaven
0:38:43 > 0:38:47- # Who knows you fell from heaven
0:38:48 > 0:38:53- # Who knows you fell from heaven
0:38:54 > 0:39:00- # Who knows you fell from heaven
0:39:02 > 0:39:06- # I saw you and your happy eyes
0:39:07 > 0:39:10- # The dream is over for me
0:39:13 > 0:39:18- # You're going away but without me
0:39:19 > 0:39:23- # And I want you to fill my days
0:39:25 > 0:39:27- # We'll fight on
0:39:27 > 0:39:30- # It's the only war that I will face
0:39:31 > 0:39:33- # We'll fight on
0:39:33 > 0:39:35- # Fight on
0:39:37 > 0:39:39- # We'll fight on
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- # It's the only war that I will face
0:39:43 > 0:39:45- # We'll fight on
0:39:45 > 0:39:48- # Fight on
0:39:49 > 0:39:52- # Oh
0:39:54 > 0:40:00- # Oh
0:40:01 > 0:40:04- # Oh
0:40:06 > 0:40:10- # Who knows you fell from heaven
0:40:11 > 0:40:16- # Who knows you fell from heaven
0:40:17 > 0:40:22- # Who knows you fell from heaven
0:40:24 > 0:40:29- # Who knows you fell from heaven #
0:40:36 > 0:40:38- Thanks to Sion Russell Jones.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47- We've all heard - about the Welsh Three Tenors.
0:40:47 > 0:40:51- They were singing - in a concert in North Wales.
0:40:51 > 0:40:55- They had to share a hotel room.
0:40:56 > 0:41:02- One of the tenors, Alun Jenkins, - decided to have a bath.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06- As he stepped in the bath, - he stopped and thought.
0:41:07 > 0:41:12- 'Am I going into the bath or coming - out of it? No, I'm going in.'
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- He shouted at Rhys Meirion.
0:41:15 > 0:41:20- "Help me, Rhys!" he shouted. - "Am I going in or out of the bath?"
0:41:22 > 0:41:25- Rhys ran over, then he stopped.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29- He thought...
0:41:29 > 0:41:33- '..Am I going in or - out of the room? In or out?'
0:41:34 > 0:41:37- He shouted at Aled Hall. - "Help me, Aled!
0:41:37 > 0:41:41- "Alun doesn't know if he's going - in or coming out of the bath.
0:41:41 > 0:41:46- "I don't know if I'm going in - or coming out of the room. Help us!"
0:41:46 > 0:41:49- Aled Hall said, "You're daft.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52- "You're like this.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56- "Was that the front or back door?"
0:42:04 > 0:42:08- Y Ffwrnes rugby club - is famous for two things.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12- It's next to the old Stradey Park...
0:42:13 > 0:42:16- ..and it sells - the cheapest beer in Wales.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19- I refereed there many years ago.
0:42:20 > 0:42:24- I went to the club with two linesmen - after the game.
0:42:24 > 0:42:29- I asked for three pints. - "5.50," said the barman.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32- I took the three pints back.
0:42:33 > 0:42:38- The rugby boys - were leaning against the wall.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41- "Aren't you drinking?" - I asked one of them.
0:42:42 > 0:42:45- "No, we're waiting for Happy Hour."
0:42:52 > 0:42:57- The evening has come to an end. - I hope you've enjoyed yourselves.
0:42:57 > 0:43:03- We've had a brilliant Noson Lawen - in this wonderful Llanelli theatre.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07- Thanks to all the artistes.
0:43:07 > 0:43:11- And thank you - for being such a lovely audience.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15- We'll close - with a medley of Welsh songs.
0:43:15 > 0:43:19- Please welcome the Ceredigion - soprano, Gwawr Edwards!
0:43:32 > 0:43:35- # Who gave you the gift
0:43:35 > 0:43:38- # To break hearts?
0:43:39 > 0:43:41- # Who gave you the gift
0:43:42 > 0:43:45- # To tell me such lies?
0:43:45 > 0:43:48- # Who gave you the smile
0:43:48 > 0:43:51- # And two gentle eyes?
0:43:52 > 0:43:55- # Who gave you the sweetness
0:43:55 > 0:43:58- # In your voice?
0:43:59 > 0:44:02- # If all you wanted
0:44:02 > 0:44:05- # Was to make a fool of me
0:44:05 > 0:44:07- # Well, yes, you triumphed
0:44:08 > 0:44:11- # You succeeded well
0:44:12 > 0:44:18- # But this is what I'd like to know
0:44:19 > 0:44:22- # Tell me, oh tell me
0:44:22 > 0:44:25- # Who gave you the gift?
0:44:26 > 0:44:29- # Who gave you the gift?
0:44:30 > 0:44:35- # Who gave you the gift?
0:44:50 > 0:44:55- # Once again in dear Wales
0:44:56 > 0:45:01- # I tread the soil of my own land
0:45:02 > 0:45:07- # Happy again to meet old friends
0:45:08 > 0:45:14- # Which gives great enjoyment
0:45:16 > 0:45:20- # Some boast of the beauty
0:45:21 > 0:45:27- # Of distant lands in melodious song
0:45:28 > 0:45:33- # But for me, under the sun
0:45:34 > 0:45:37- # No land can compare
0:45:37 > 0:45:41- # With beautiful Wales
0:45:43 > 0:45:48- # I grew up in her embrace
0:45:49 > 0:45:54- # I was rocked in her cradle
0:45:55 > 0:46:00- # Of all the lands on earth
0:46:01 > 0:46:07- # Wales is the best of all
0:46:15 > 0:46:20- # There is a space - for her in my heart, dear Wales
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- # Every mountain, valley and river
0:46:24 > 0:46:27- # Beloved Wales
0:46:28 > 0:46:31- # I wandered from her hills
0:46:31 > 0:46:34- # Far from the sound - of her waterfalls
0:46:35 > 0:46:39- # For a moment, - I found myself dreaming
0:46:39 > 0:46:42- # That I was back in my homeland
0:46:43 > 0:46:48- # Treasured Wales
0:46:52 > 0:46:53- # My country
0:46:54 > 0:46:56- # Mother and father
0:46:56 > 0:47:00- # This is my country
0:47:02 > 0:47:06- # Wales fills my heart
0:47:07 > 0:47:13- # Beloved country #
0:47:42 > 0:47:44- S4C Subtitles by Gwead
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