Dai Jones

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0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Thank you!

0:00:36 > 0:00:37- Thank you very much.

0:00:38 > 0:00:45- Welcome to Bronymaen Farm, - Meifod, for tonight's NOSON LAWEN.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- The theatre is full of people.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- Isn't this a wonderful location?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- There are excellent farms - in this valley.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00- For agriculture and culture, - this valley's second to none.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- We look forward - to a truly memorable NOSON LAWEN.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- We'll start with local children.

0:01:08 > 0:01:13- Please welcome Ysgol Theatr Maldwyn, - conducted by Linda Gittins.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26- THE FUTURE IS IN OUR HANDS

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- # When people struggle,

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- # Or become restless,

0:01:41 > 0:01:46- # As we view the images, - what sort of life will they have?

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- # When we see a child crouching, - his body like a skeleton,

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- # We understand - that there's someone to blame.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02- # But instead of pointing a finger, - or waiting for others,

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- # It's up to us - to make him our friend.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- # This is our fate, - our reason to live,

0:02:14 > 0:02:18- # To realise that every child - is God's child.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- # To reach out our hands, - to listen to their cries,

0:02:24 > 0:02:29- # To challenge oppression - - the future is in our hands.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- # There's no excuse for war,

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- # There's no hiding place in rubble.

0:02:43 > 0:02:48- # There is always someone - whose cheeks burn with tears.

0:02:49 > 0:02:55- # A child wanders - into the battlefield,

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- # The nightmare - runs through the streets.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- # But instead of pointing a finger, - let's show compassion,

0:03:05 > 0:03:10- # It's up to us - without blaming others.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- # This is our fate, - our reason to live,

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- # To realise that every child - is God's child.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- # To reach out our hands, - to listen to their cries,

0:03:26 > 0:03:31- # To challenge oppression - - the future is in our hands.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45- # When the oceans rise, - when borders shatter,

0:03:45 > 0:03:50- # When the ice melts - in the two poles,

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- # Someone is suffering,

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- # Someone, somewhere feels the pain.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- # There is always someone.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- # But instead of pointing a finger, - or waiting for others,

0:04:07 > 0:04:12- # It's up to us - to protect the environment.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- # This is our fate, - our reason to live,

0:04:18 > 0:04:23- # To realise that every child - is God's child.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27- # To reach out our hands, - to listen to their cries,

0:04:28 > 0:04:33- # To challenge oppression - - the future is in our hands.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- # This is our fate, - our reason to live,

0:04:40 > 0:04:45- # To realise that every child - is God's child.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- # To reach out our hands, - to listen to their cries,

0:04:50 > 0:04:55- # To challenge oppression - - the future is in our hands.

0:04:56 > 0:05:02- # The future is in our hands. #

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Thank you. Excellent.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27- Well, this is a remarkable valley.

0:05:27 > 0:05:32- You should see our farm! - Blimey! We're three months behind.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37- This is a good farm. I visited - a Pembrokeshire farm a year ago.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- "What marvellous pasture," I said. - "Don't you have any?" he replied.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- "Not this much," I said. - "D'you keep sheep?" "Yes."

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- "How many?" he asked. - "About a thousand," I said.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- "D'you know what, Dai. - You can't shave and grow whiskers!"

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- A married couple were playing golf.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- I'd like to play golf, - but the holes aren't big enough.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- The married couple - were playing golf.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- She asked him one sunny day - on top of a bank...

0:06:10 > 0:06:15- "..If you remarried, would your - second wife have my jewellery?"

0:06:16 > 0:06:21- "Good heavens! Of course not! - What a stupid question!" he said.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- They carried on with the game.

0:06:24 > 0:06:29- "What about my clothes?" "I wouldn't - dream of doing such a thing."

0:06:30 > 0:06:35- They reached the top. - "Would you give her my golf clubs?"

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- "I wouldn't do that.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- "There wouldn't be any point," - he said. "She's left-handed."

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- We have a young girl - from Dolanog for you next.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- It's wonderful that she's the third - generation of her family...

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- ..to appear on NOSON LAWEN.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- We take pride in such things - in Montgomeryshire!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- D'you remember her grandfather, - John, with the hen?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- What a performance - - "Please can I have an egg?"

0:07:10 > 0:07:17- She's studying Welsh and Geography - at Aberystwyth University.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22- She won the Cerdd Dant solo - in Anglesey Urdd Eisteddfod.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Please welcome, Betsan Llwyd Lewis.

0:07:39 > 0:07:44- LLANDDWYN ISLAND. AIR - "RITA"

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- # I'd like to live - on Llanddwyn Island,

0:07:49 > 0:07:53- # In a white-washed cottage - by the sea,

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- # Watching the seabirds - every morning,

0:07:58 > 0:08:02- # And share the view with you.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15- # The sea is blue - around Llanddwyn Island,

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- # We can go swimming.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- # Where the birds fish,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- # Oh, say, you'll come with me.

0:08:36 > 0:08:41- # St Dwynwen's Church - is on Llanddwyn Island,

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- # We'll go there to pray.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- # I'll ask the saint of love

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- # If you can come with me.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07- # When night falls - on Llanddwyn Island,

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- # When the sun meets the sea,

0:09:12 > 0:09:16- # I'll sit in front of my fire,

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- # Perhaps I'll never go away. #

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Montgomeryshire audiences - like to hear jokes.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- I like telling them!

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- I don't tell the authorities - 'til it's time to record...

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- ..or they might - cut the best ones out!

0:09:49 > 0:09:53- I like hearing them roll with - laughter, 'til ladies' knees appear.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Men laughing from the pits of their - bellies - that's what I like.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- A farmer neighbour of mine visited - a rams' sale for the first time.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- He bought a Blue-faced Leicester.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- My uncle calls them - Two-faced Leicesters.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Fed in the morning, - they were dead by teatime!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15- This ram was lazy.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- The vet told him, - "Put him in a dark shed.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- "Give him six tablets a day - for a week.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- "Turf him out and keep an eye - on him." That's what happened.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- It was Tregaron mart - the following week.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- It's an important local event. - The boss went to the mart.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- His wife and the farmhand put - the ram in the field with the sheep.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Blimey! He was having fun!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- A long queue in front of him, even - longer behind him. He went for it!

0:10:47 > 0:10:52- The old-fashioned house - overlooked the field.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56- The ram was going for it. - John was excited.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- "Oops!" he said, every now and then.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- The missus was washing the dishes. - She dried the jug four times.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- "What were the tablets called, - John?" she asked.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- "I don't know, - but they tasted of mint."

0:11:18 > 0:11:19- Thank you.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- If Betsan comes from Dolanog...

0:11:23 > 0:11:27- ..the next artiste comes - from the other side of the world.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- I come from Trevelin, Patagonia, - in the Andes.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37- I'm in Llanuwchllyn 'til September.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- I'm having a great time.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47- I sing with Godre'r Aran choir, - and Llanuwchllyn choir.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- I also sing on my own. - I'm having a great time.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- It's a privilege - to welcome one of us...

0:11:55 > 0:11:59- ..from the Beautiful Valley in - Patagonia, to our beautiful valley.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Alejandro Jones from Cwm Hyfryd!

0:12:16 > 0:12:20- TOMORROW

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- # We've finished work for the day,

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- # Everyone has said farewell.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- # We'll linger for a while,

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- # Before going our separate ways.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- # But tomorrow, - the sun will appear once more,

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- # And in sunlight, - I'll start my journey.

0:13:00 > 0:13:05- # Home to the smile of my loved one,

0:13:06 > 0:13:10- # The love of my life - lights my way.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- # Only a night,

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- # Only a night,

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- # Tomorrow, I will be back.

0:13:24 > 0:13:29- # Back with your smile, - back in your arms,

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- # Tomorrow I will be back.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- # Tonight I'll lay my head - on a pillow,

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- # I'll be thinking about you.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- # The night brings you closer

0:14:07 > 0:14:11- # You're the magic - of darkness to me.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- # And tonight, - I can think about you,

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- # From the bed of my faraway hotel,

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- # But tomorrow, - I'll be back with you,

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- # Like a prisoner - released from his cell.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- # Only a night,

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- # Only a night,

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- # Tomorrow, I will be back.

0:14:49 > 0:14:54- # Back with your smile, - back in your arms,

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- # Tomorrow I will be back.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- # Only a night,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07- # Only a night,

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- # Tomorrow, I will be back.

0:15:14 > 0:15:19- # Back with your smile, - back in your arms,

0:15:23 > 0:15:29- # Tomorrow I will be back. #

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0:15:55 > 0:15:56- Welcome back!

0:15:57 > 0:16:02- NOSON LAWEN isn't the same - without children.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04- Excellent!

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- We've only got one.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- He's a big lump by now. - I lost the recipe!

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- His mother taught him to say a verse - for the Thanksgiving Service.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- He took a month to learn it.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- It was only 'God is love.'

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- He recited the verse with dignity.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31- 'God is love.'

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- The preacher asked, - "Does anyone know an English verse?"

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- John's hand shot up. - His mother went as white as a sheet.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- It took her three months - to teach him two lines.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- "Well done, John. - What's your verse?"

0:16:47 > 0:16:49- 'For he's a jolly good fellow.'

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- There was an old remote chapel - in Wales years ago.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- There were only two deacons.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01- One had been there all his life...

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- ..the other had spent years - in London selling milk and water.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Some people go away - for a fortnight...

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- ..and return - having forgotten their Welsh.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- The deacon announced one Sunday - that the chapel needed repainting.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- He wanted to do - a proper job of it...

0:17:21 > 0:17:25- ..to remember how it had been. - He hoped everyone would contribute.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- The milk and water man - got to his feet.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34- "I don't think it's worth spending - so much money on the little chapel.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39- "Only half a dozen turn up every - Sunday. It's a waste of money."

0:17:40 > 0:17:45- He sat back down. A piece - of plaster landed on his forehead.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47- It hurt!

0:17:48 > 0:17:52- "Seeing as it's this bad, I'll - donate 500 for the cause," he said.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56- The other deacon said, - "Oh Lord, hit him again."

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Thank you!

0:18:06 > 0:18:11- The next trio retired - a few years ago.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17- But they've returned tonight - to the NOSON LAWEN stage.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- They're looking forward to perform.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25- They're local children, - former members of Aelwyd Penllys...

0:18:25 > 0:18:29- ..a guild that contributed - so much to Welsh culture.

0:18:29 > 0:18:35- I'm sure we're all looking forward - to hearing their unique sound.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Please welcome Plethyn!

0:18:47 > 0:18:52- We've appeared a few times on NOSON - LAWEN. Can you remember how many?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- I don't remember, either!

0:18:55 > 0:18:59- I know my nerves - are worse every time.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Remembering the words - is Roy's problem.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05- Remembering everything else - is my problem!

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- FROM THE EARTH TO THE EARTH

0:19:29 > 0:19:32- # The cold Pennant Valley moon,

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- # The Berwyn covered in snow.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- # The flame in Nansi's valley

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- # Smouldering in the dust.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54- # The old paths like veins

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- # Weaving through every region.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06- # The sly sunshine - of New Year's Day,

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- # Yesterday's clouds running away.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- # This morning we can remember,

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- # The old familiar song.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27- # The old paths like veins

0:20:28 > 0:20:32- # Weaving through every region.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39- # Remembering yesterday so clearly,

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- # All the children of the land - remember.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49- # We'll pray together every day,

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- # From the earth to the earth.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- # From Meifod and Llanfyllin,

0:21:08 > 0:21:11- # Cwmllinau and Bwlch-y-Ffridd.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- # The song is here - in Montgomeryshire,

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- # A hymn that comes from the land.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26- # The old paths like veins

0:21:28 > 0:21:32- # Weaving through every region.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- # Remembering yesterday so clearly,

0:21:40 > 0:21:45- # All the children of the land - remember.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50- # We'll pray together every day,

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- # Remembering yesterday so clearly,

0:21:56 > 0:22:00- # All the children - of the land remember.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05- # We'll pray together every day,

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- # From the earth to the earth.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14- # O-o-o-o-o-o

0:22:19 > 0:22:21- # From the earth to the earth. #

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Is there anyone here called Olwen?

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Is there an Olwen here? - No-one will admit it!

0:22:44 > 0:22:48- I know that Dai's wife - is called Olwen.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52- Perhaps he should - be singing this song.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54- 'That's my dear Olwen.'

0:23:04 > 0:23:07- # I'm prepared to admit that Olwen

0:23:09 > 0:23:13- # Is the most beautiful girl, - apart from one.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18- # I'm not surprised - that poets throughout the ages

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- # Half-worshipped her.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27- # But even so, I have to confess,

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- # There is one who is dearer to me.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- # She's singing in the kitchen,

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- # That's my dear Olwen.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52- # I know that my sweetheart

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- # Doesn't wear bright red silks.

0:23:58 > 0:24:03- # Nor is her neck adorned - with a string of pearls,

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- # Nor a golden crown on her head.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12- # But I don't care about that,

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- # She's the liveliest of them all.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23- # She doesn't owe a farthing - to anyone in the world,

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- # That's my dear Olwen.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38- # I know there are those - with fairer hands,

0:24:39 > 0:24:43- # I know there are those - more light-footed,

0:24:44 > 0:24:48- # But if my sweetheart's hands - were white,

0:24:49 > 0:24:53- # As white as the wood anemone,

0:24:54 > 0:24:59- # What would become - of our hearth and home,

0:24:59 > 0:25:03- # And our dear children?

0:25:04 > 0:25:08- # She's tender of heart, - and hard of hand,

0:25:10 > 0:25:13- # That's my dear Olwen.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- # I heard that clovers grew

0:25:24 > 0:25:29- # Wherever the poets' Olwen walked.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34- # I walked around my cottage,

0:25:35 > 0:25:38- # And wandered into the garden.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43- # No man can count my clovers,

0:25:45 > 0:25:49- # Or the flowers - that laugh so freely,

0:25:50 > 0:25:54- # Where someone else once walked,

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- # That's my dear Olwen.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08- # When the children leave home,

0:26:10 > 0:26:14- # When I'll be old and frail,

0:26:16 > 0:26:20- # I'll wait in vain - for the poets' Olwen

0:26:21 > 0:26:24- # To come and kiss me.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- # But I know of one - who'll be by my side,

0:26:31 > 0:26:36- # Who'll be by my side - as long as I'll live,

0:26:36 > 0:26:41- # She'll be the last - to turn her back,

0:26:42 > 0:26:46- # That's my dear Olwen. #

0:27:01 > 0:27:03- 888

0:27:07 > 0:27:08- Welcome back.

0:27:09 > 0:27:14- Ysgol Theatr Maldwyn - was established about a year ago.

0:27:15 > 0:27:21- They're directed by none other than - three famous Theatr Maldwyn members.

0:27:21 > 0:27:25- Linda Gittins, - Penri Roberts and Derek Williams.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29- They've made an immense - contribution to the unique style...

0:27:29 > 0:27:32- ..of singing and performing - seen here in Montgomeryshire.

0:27:40 > 0:27:46- I'm sure you agree there's a bright - future ahead for this young choir.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50- They've already made a name for - themselves on the stages of Wales.

0:27:51 > 0:27:56- Please welcome back, Linda Gittins - and Ysgol Theatr Maldwyn!

0:28:02 > 0:28:04- SOUTH AFRICAN NEGRO SPIRITUAL

0:28:05 > 0:28:08- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos

0:28:08 > 0:28:12- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos

0:28:12 > 0:28:17- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos

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0:28:20 > 0:28:22- # Khanyen' kwenkhos

0:28:22 > 0:28:24- # Siyahamba hamba

0:28:24 > 0:28:26- # Siyahamba hamba

0:28:27 > 0:28:29- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos

0:28:29 > 0:28:31- # Khanyen' kwenkhos

0:28:31 > 0:28:33- # Siyahamba hamba

0:28:33 > 0:28:35- # Siyahamba hamba

0:28:36 > 0:28:39- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos

0:28:40 > 0:28:44- # We are marching - in the light of God!

0:28:44 > 0:28:48- # We are marching - in the light of God!

0:28:49 > 0:28:53- # We are marching - in the light of God!

0:28:54 > 0:28:57- # We are marching - in the light of God!

0:28:59 > 0:29:02- # We are marching - in the light of God!

0:29:04 > 0:29:07- # We are marching - in the light of God!

0:29:09 > 0:29:12- # We are marching - in the light of God! #

0:29:14 > 0:29:17- # We are marching - in the light of God! #

0:29:19 > 0:29:22- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos

0:29:23 > 0:29:27- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos

0:29:28 > 0:29:32- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos

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0:29:36 > 0:29:37- # Khanyen' kwenkhos

0:29:37 > 0:29:40- # Siyahamba hamba

0:29:40 > 0:29:42- # Siyahamba hamba

0:29:42 > 0:29:45- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos

0:29:45 > 0:29:47- # Khanyen' kwenkhos

0:29:47 > 0:29:49- # Siyahamba hamba

0:29:49 > 0:29:52- # Siyahamba hamba

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- # Siyahamb' ekukhanyen' kwenkhos. #

0:30:10 > 0:30:12- Thank you!

0:30:13 > 0:30:19- There's no need for men - like our next guests in this area.

0:30:20 > 0:30:26- The village of Meifod has won awards - for the best kept area.

0:30:26 > 0:30:31- The farms are worth seeing. - It's a delightful area.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35- But we all need dustbin men.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40- They leave gates open - and kick cats.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44- They wake you up in the morning - with their noisy racket.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48- That's what they're like. - Please welcome them here to Meifod.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50- The dustbin men!

0:31:01 > 0:31:03- How are you?

0:31:04 > 0:31:07- Willy's the name. Or as - everyone calls me, Wheelie Bins.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12- I've been busy! Blimey!

0:31:12 > 0:31:16- It was terrible - during the Meifod Eisteddfod.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20- You should have seen - the mess in the caravan park.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24- You wouldn't believe - what goes on there at night!

0:31:24 > 0:31:26- You don't want to know.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30- The Cut Lloi lads' choir.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34- One of the choir - stayed in a caravan.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37- There was a sign outside - one morning.

0:31:38 > 0:31:42- D'you know what it said? - 'If the caravan rocks, don't knock.'

0:31:50 > 0:31:51- How are you, Dei?

0:31:51 > 0:31:52- How are you, Dei?- - Not bad.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54- What's wrong?

0:31:54 > 0:31:56- What's wrong?- - The Dating Agency wrote to me.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58- Have they found you a woman at last?

0:31:59 > 0:32:01- No. D'you want - to know what they said?

0:32:02 > 0:32:04- 'Dear Dei.

0:32:04 > 0:32:09- 'As you know, you've been - on our books, and on the Web...

0:32:10 > 0:32:15- '..Internet, looking for a woman - for six months, without any luck.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22- 'Can we remove your photo - from the advertisement?'

0:32:24 > 0:32:28- I'd say that's a good idea! Have - you tried the Lonely Hearts' Club?

0:32:29 > 0:32:31- Yes, I wrote to them too.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34- They replied - saying they weren't that lonely.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40- We empty the bins of Welsh celebs.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43- All of them. - We're busy, all over Wales.

0:32:43 > 0:32:47- You can tell who owns every bin. - Look at this one.

0:32:48 > 0:32:52- An empty cider bottle. D'you know - whose bin this is? Linda Healy's.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57- 'Yesterday's Cider' -- (SONG TITLE) - Look over there.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59- What is it?

0:33:00 > 0:33:07- A ticket to Dafydd Iwan's farewell - concert - 1990. It's valuable.

0:33:07 > 0:33:11- 1990?! There's another one here. - Take two!

0:33:12 > 0:33:15- Dafydd Iwan's farewell concert, - 1992.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Dafydd Iwan's farewell concert, - 1994.

0:33:20 > 0:33:24- Keep them. He hasn't said farwell - yet. They're good for nothing.

0:33:24 > 0:33:26- This is the best bin.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30- Show them, Dei. It's always empty.

0:33:31 > 0:33:35- That's a Welsh celeb's bin too. - There's never any rubbish in it.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38- D'you know whose it is? - Dai Jones, Llanilar.

0:33:40 > 0:33:43- It's empty because he's never home - to fill the blinking thing.

0:33:47 > 0:33:48- It's a Thursday.

0:33:49 > 0:33:50- D'you know what happens on Thursday?

0:33:50 > 0:33:51- D'you know what happens on Thursday?- - Yes.

0:33:52 > 0:33:55- The Council has given us half - an hour after lunch to keep fit.

0:33:56 > 0:33:57- Must we?

0:33:57 > 0:33:59- Did you bring your kit?

0:33:59 > 0:34:00- Did you bring your kit?- - Yes.

0:34:01 > 0:34:02- Undress, then.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08- I hate keeping fit.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10- It's County Council policy.

0:34:12 > 0:34:13- I hate it.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24- Do you like the trousers?

0:34:25 > 0:34:27- Lycra. Do you know who wore these?

0:34:29 > 0:34:31- The runner, Linford Christie.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36- The only difference between - Linford Christie and me is...

0:34:36 > 0:34:38- ..my lunchbox is here.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44- What have you got there, a snack?

0:34:48 > 0:34:50- How much do you weigh?

0:34:51 > 0:34:54- I weigh 16 stone when I breathe in.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58- How much when you breathe out?

0:34:58 > 0:35:01- I'm not sure. - I can't see the scales.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- The office showed me - what exercises we're meant to do.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09- Copy what I do.

0:35:11 > 0:35:12- Must I?

0:35:13 > 0:35:16- First, - straighten your arms and legs.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Bend down - 'til you touch your toes.

0:35:22 > 0:35:23- And up.

0:35:25 > 0:35:26- And again. Down.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31- Are you touching - the tips of your toes?

0:35:31 > 0:35:32- Yes!

0:35:38 > 0:35:41- Come over here - so I can keep an eye on you.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43- One more. Spread your legs.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49- And again. - Touch the floor with your hands.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51- Oh!

0:35:53 > 0:35:54- What's wrong?

0:35:54 > 0:35:56- Do you feel the muscles stretching?

0:35:57 > 0:36:00- Something's stretching, - and it isn't my muscles.

0:36:02 > 0:36:03- I'm stuck!

0:36:03 > 0:36:05- I know what to do.

0:36:06 > 0:36:07- One, two.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11- It works every time.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14- You're not fit! Do you know what?

0:36:15 > 0:36:18- That's the biggest belly in Wales.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21- Is there anyone - in Wales with a bigger belly?!

0:36:23 > 0:36:24- It's huge!

0:36:24 > 0:36:26- Whose belly is bigger than mine?

0:36:26 > 0:36:28- Whose belly is bigger than mine?- - Hey, come on, boys! Quick.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38- You're just jealous.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41- The big fish - are always in deep waters.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46- Listen, boys. I've had a guts' full. - We have to carry on.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48- Really? You've had your fill?

0:36:48 > 0:36:50- You couldn't have filled that!

0:37:02 > 0:37:04- 888

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- I've travelled a bit - during the past year.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13- I went to New Zealand. - It's a wonderful place.

0:37:13 > 0:37:17- But nothing gives me more pleasure - than coming to a place like this...

0:37:17 > 0:37:20- ..to Meifod, - in the old Montgomeryshire.

0:37:20 > 0:37:24- I see the colours, and meet - the people, and hear the dialect.

0:37:24 > 0:37:28- We've been doing NOSON LAWEN - for years.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31- I always say, - 'That's it. Finished. I'm too old.'

0:37:32 > 0:37:34- But I love coming back...

0:37:34 > 0:37:37- ..especially with the company - we have here tonight.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41- I'm glad to have - the chance to be with them.

0:37:42 > 0:37:45- A farmer's daughter - married a vegetarian.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49- All he did was run night and day.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52- He was forever exercising.

0:37:53 > 0:37:57- On their wedding night, - they went to their hotel.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00- She ate a hearty supper.

0:38:01 > 0:38:02- Welsh Black beef.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06- Potatoes, carrots, - gravy and pudding.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11- A cuppa and biscuits. Jane was full!

0:38:12 > 0:38:14- All he ate was lettuce and tomatoes.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17- They went to bed.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20- Jane went straight to bed.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23- He stared at himself in the mirror.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31- He stripped every now and then.

0:38:32 > 0:38:37- He turned to her in his Y-fronts, - and said, "Jane.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41- "I've got 50lbs of dynamite there.

0:38:43 > 0:38:45- "I've got 50lbs of dynamite here.

0:38:46 > 0:38:51- "I've got 400lbs - of dynamite in my chest.

0:38:53 > 0:38:57- When he rolled down his Y-fronts, - she screamed and ran downstairs.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01- The porter said, - "What's wrong, woman?"

0:39:01 > 0:39:04- "I was in bed - with 500lbs of dynamite.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07- "But the fuse is only that long."

0:39:18 > 0:39:20- Thank you! - You've been a wonderful audience.

0:39:21 > 0:39:24- We've had a fantastic night. - I'd like to thank the artistes.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27- Betsan Llwyd Lewis, Alejandro Jones.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30- Ysgol Theatr Maldwyn.

0:39:31 > 0:39:35- Plethyn and the Dustbin Men.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37- But the night isn't over yet.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40- The cream has risen to the top.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45- We're off to the Aran mountain, - not far from here.

0:39:45 > 0:39:49- It's a beautiful area. - The singer herself is amazing.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53- She's appeared on - opera stages all over the world.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57- At the moment, - she's in Covent Garden, London.

0:39:57 > 0:40:01- But she has - never forgotten Llanuwchllyn.

0:40:02 > 0:40:05- A powerful voice, - and a song to match.

0:40:06 > 0:40:12- Accompanied by Annette, please - welcome the dear Mary Lloyd Davies.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29- FARAWAY ISLAND

0:40:34 > 0:40:39- # I know of a faraway island

0:40:43 > 0:40:48- # In the middle - of a vast blue sea.

0:40:52 > 0:40:55- # Faraway island,

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- # Extremely remote,

0:41:00 > 0:41:06- # Ships never stop - as they sail past

0:41:09 > 0:41:14- # Upon the shores - of the faraway island,

0:41:19 > 0:41:25- # In the middle - of the vast blue ocean.

0:41:38 > 0:41:44- # There's nothing - but white seagulls,

0:41:47 > 0:41:51- # Nesting high on the cliffs.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58- # White seagulls,

0:42:00 > 0:42:03- # Golden yellow sand,

0:42:04 > 0:42:10- # Blue waves crash against the rock.

0:42:14 > 0:42:20- # In a deep voice, - the waves whisper to the sand

0:42:24 > 0:42:30- # The eternal secret of the sea.

0:42:42 > 0:42:47- # My love, can we go there,

0:42:50 > 0:42:55- # To live on the faraway island?

0:43:01 > 0:43:08- # No-one but the seagull, - my love and me,

0:43:10 > 0:43:16- # Living with - the murmur of the waves.

0:43:20 > 0:43:26- # We'll turn the faraway island

0:43:28 > 0:43:30- # The faraway, lonely island,

0:43:31 > 0:43:37- # Into an eternal paradise,

0:43:44 > 0:43:52- # A paradise on earth. #

0:44:18 > 0:44:19- Thank you.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21- Thank you for the welcome.

0:44:22 > 0:44:26- My second song comes - from the album, 'Hufen o Gan'.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30- The composer is Delyth Rees.

0:44:31 > 0:44:35- Eleri Richards wrote the wonderful - lyrics. 'Give Me Tomorrow'.

0:44:50 > 0:44:54- # I feel a sad longing - as night closes in,

0:44:55 > 0:44:59- # The day is getting further away.

0:45:02 > 0:45:07- # The darkness magnifies my fears,

0:45:08 > 0:45:11- # They close in on me.

0:45:14 > 0:45:19- # Will tomorrow

0:45:21 > 0:45:24- # Be a dawn of faith?

0:45:27 > 0:45:30- # Will I have a new chance

0:45:32 > 0:45:36- # At the break of day?

0:45:39 > 0:45:43- # My heart is deeply troubled,

0:45:45 > 0:45:48- # My soul pleads to God,

0:45:50 > 0:45:53- # Give me tomorrow

0:45:54 > 0:45:58- # To sustain the flame

0:45:59 > 0:46:03- # For my country.

0:46:13 > 0:46:18- # In the twilight hours, - hope is weak,

0:46:19 > 0:46:23- # The day is getting further away.

0:46:26 > 0:46:30- # The darkness magnifies my fears,

0:46:32 > 0:46:36- # My confidence is on trial.

0:46:39 > 0:46:43- # Will tomorrow

0:46:46 > 0:46:50- # Give me a chance - to live my frail dream?

0:46:52 > 0:47:00- # Will there be - a new opportunity to rejoice?

0:47:05 > 0:47:08- # My heart is deeply troubled,

0:47:10 > 0:47:14- # My soul pleads to God,

0:47:16 > 0:47:19- # Give me tomorrow

0:47:20 > 0:47:22- # To sustain the flame

0:47:24 > 0:47:27- # For my country.

0:47:31 > 0:47:35- # The path ahead is clear,

0:47:36 > 0:47:39- # There is only one path for me.

0:47:42 > 0:47:47- # Fulfilling the promise - I made to my country

0:47:48 > 0:47:53- # Is my duty.

0:47:59 > 0:48:03- # My heart is deeply troubled,

0:48:05 > 0:48:08- # My soul pleads to God,

0:48:11 > 0:48:13- # Give me tomorrow

0:48:14 > 0:48:16- # To sustain the flame

0:48:19 > 0:48:25- # For my country. #

0:48:40 > 0:48:44- I don't know what happens, - but NOSON LAWEN gives me a thrill.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47- At the end of the night, I'm - always grateful to have been here.

0:48:48 > 0:48:53- What other country in the world - could stage a NOSON LAWEN? Superb!

0:48:54 > 0:48:58- Dai's an old hand. - He can handle a crowd.

0:48:59 > 0:49:02- Theatr Maldwyn choir - was fantastic - and Plethyn.

0:49:02 > 0:49:04- I'm not too worried - about the singing.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07- But who has the most sequins?!

0:49:08 > 0:49:10- We've had a chat.

0:49:10 > 0:49:11- We've had a chat.- - We had a meal together.

0:49:12 > 0:49:14- The young children were the best.

0:49:14 > 0:49:16- The Dustbin Men.

0:49:16 > 0:49:17- I'm not fat - it's wind.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19- I'm not fat - it's wind.- - Wind?! Look out when it escapes!

0:49:19 > 0:49:22- When it escapes, - I hope you're not there!

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