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0:00:38 > 0:00:43- Thank you. A warm welcome to you all - to the Barcud Studio...
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- ..and a very special NOSON LAWEN - from the famous town of Caernarfon.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:00:52 > 0:00:57- We have a castle full of artistes - ready to entertain you.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Without further ado, please welcome - a young choir from this area.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- With conductor Guto Puw, - here is Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- # Oremi jekajo,
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- # Oremi jekajo.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- # Babami ayami,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- # Babami ayami,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- # Oremi jekajo.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- # Oremi jekajo,
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- # Babami ayami, babami ayami,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- # Babami ayami, babami ayami,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- # Oremi jekajo,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- # Oremi jekajo,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- # Babami ayami, babami ayami,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- # Babami ayami, babami ayami,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- # Oremi jekajo,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- # O o o o o,
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- # Oremi jekajo,
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- # Oremi jekajo,
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- # Babami ayami, babami ayami,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- # Oremi jekajo,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- # Babami ayami,
0:03:10 > 0:03:11- # Babami ayami,
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- # Oremi jekajo eloelo,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- # Oremi jekajo. #
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Thank you, Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- I've been here for two hours.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Elin has very cleverly - painted a few of my hairs white.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- She can do wonders, - she's put bags under my eyes.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- It's amazing what they can do - with make-up these days!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- 24 hour drinking is here. - Have you started?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Handy, isn't it? If you like, - you can drink all night.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- A friend was very excited - about 24 hour drinking.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- He went to Caernarfon - and drank all night!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- He caught the bus home - in the morning.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- There was a respectable woman - on the bus, with her dog.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- The bloke sat down next to her.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- He stank of beer - ugh! - The woman was a bit nervous.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- She turned up her nose at him.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- The bloke said, - "Where did you get that pig?"
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- The woman said, "This is a poodle!"
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- The bloke replied, - "I was talking to the poodle."
0:04:34 > 0:04:39- She lost her temper, - she was a respectable, chapel woman.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- She stood up, furious at the bloke.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- She said, - "You know where you're going?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- "You're going straight to hell!"
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- The bloke replied, "Damn, I thought - this was the bus to Deiniolen."
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- The same bloke had taken - to this 24 hour drinking.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- He drank all night, then - staggered home at 7.00am. Imagine!
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- His wife was furious, - waiting for him in the kitchen.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- She said, - "Oh. I suppose you have an excuse...
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- "..for staggering in at 7.00am.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- "I'm sure you have a reason - for staggering in at 7.00am."
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- The bloke replied, "Hic... yes." - "What is it?" she asked?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- He replied, "I want some breakfast."
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- He went to the doctor. - He'd drunk so much, he felt ill.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- He said he had a headache, felt ill, - couldn't sleep, and was tired too.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- The doctor knew what the matter was. - Fair play, he examined him anyway.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47- The doctor said, "I'm very sorry, I - can't find anything wrong with you.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- "It must be the drink."
0:05:49 > 0:05:54- "Dont worry," replied the bloke, - "I'll come back when you're sober."
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- There's a man in our village - who's famous for his poor memory.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- He doesn't remember - people's names or places. Nothing!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Recently, he went to a clinic - that helps people with memory loss.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- I saw him last week - after he'd been to the clinic.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- He and his wife were walking along - the street, here in Caernarfon.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- "Oh, Tudur," he called.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21- "So you've been to the clinic," - I said.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- "Yes, fantastic!" he replied, - "I remember everything now."
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- "Great!" I said. "How?"
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- He replied, - "They had a fantastic technique.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- "They told me to link - people and places with images.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- "When I think of the images, the - name springs to mind. Fantastic!"
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- "Interesting," I said. - "What's the clinic's name?"
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- He had to think about that.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Then he asked, "What do you call - the stuff that falls from the sky?"
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- "Rain?" I said.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- "No, it's white, falls in winter." - "Snow?" "Yes, snow - 'eira'."
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- He asked his wife, - "Eira, what was the clinic called?"
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Next, we have - a young singer from Llanberis.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- She became known in Wales...
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- ..after winning - the Towyn Roberts competition...
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- ..at the Meifod - National Eisteddfod, 2003.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- She's a former winner - of the S4C scholarship.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- At last year's national Eisteddfod, - she shared a stage with Bryn Terfel.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35- She now lives in Cardiff, but her - roots are deep in the Vale of Peris.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- I'm sure you'll give a warm - welcome to Mari Wyn Williams.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- # My father is a king
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- # My mother is a queen.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- # I'm a princess, you know.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- # But etiquette makes me dizzy,
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- # It's so boring, obviously.
0:08:17 > 0:08:22- # Singing on a stage - is the life for me.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- # My body's like Tetrazzini's.
0:08:30 > 0:08:35- # I'd raise the roof - if I could sing 'Boheme' -
0:08:36 > 0:08:43- # The opera by Signor Puccini.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- # Each roulade and trill,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- # All sound so brill.
0:08:56 > 0:09:03- # Everyone's enthralled - by my vocal frills.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- # I want to be a prima donna, - donna, donna.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- # I want to be very famous.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- # I have the embonpoint
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- # To sing like a wren
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- # And my body says I have talent.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- # I want to be - a screeching cantatrice
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- # Like women the same shape as me.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- # The world is so foolish.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- # Everyone goes backwards.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- # I am all artiste.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- # My blood is blue.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- # Men fall at my feet.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- # But still, the situation's sad.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- # I have no use - for men of the world.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- # Ambition is greater - than all their words.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- # Tenors are great,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- # Always amorous,
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- # Helping me to be a soprano.
0:10:36 > 0:10:42- # It's easier for me - to sing in 'Faust' -
0:10:43 > 0:10:49- # The fine opera by Gounod.
0:10:51 > 0:10:58- # Women would be full - of hysterics in an hour.
0:11:00 > 0:11:08- # Even the men would - have a large whisky.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- # I want to be a prima donna, - donna, donna.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- # I want to be very famous.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- # With the avoir du pois
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- # And the tra la la la la
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- # All the concerts would be full.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- # I hear them shout, - "Viva to the diva!"
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- # O, I'm a great treasure!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- # This is my heaven.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- # This is all to me.
0:11:54 > 0:12:01- # I am all artiste. #
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- It's nice to be back in Caernarfon. - I haven't been here for a while.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- The audience was lovely!
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0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Thank you. - Welcome back to NOSON LAWEN.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Next, I'd like to present - a young singer from Caernarfon.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- She's a real 'Cofi Dre'!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- She's studying at Bangor University - at the moment.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Recently, - she released a CD, 'Tir Na Nog'.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- As you'll hear shortly, - she has a marvellous voice.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- She also has the talent - to compose her own songs.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- So for the first time - on the famous NOSON LAWEN stage...
0:13:06 > 0:13:11- ..give a warm welcome to a girl - from this town, Sarah Louise.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- # Don't listen to what they say.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- # You know what opinions can do -
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- # Make you feel a complete failure
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- # And play around with your mind.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- # As they walk in their black suits - and expensive shoes,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- # Shaking their bums, - happy in their cosy lives.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- # And a life of luxury. - Well, I'm not so happy.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- # I escape to Tir Na Nog
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- # To understand what life is.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- # Maybe you can come too.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- # If you leave behind your things, - you don't need your bags.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- # You'll have a chance - to fly on your magic wings.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- # Far away, to a fairer world.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- # Miss Jones lives down the road.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- # She spends her time - gossiping on the phone.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- # I can't help myself, - I think I'm supposed to be sad.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- # I don't have a bag - to match the clothes.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- # She spends money on this and that - to make herself happy,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- # Shaking her bum, behaving badly.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- # But luxurious life? - Well, I'm not so happy.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- # I escape to Tir Na Nog
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- # To understand what life is.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- # Maybe you can come too.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- # If you leave behind your things, - you don't need your bags.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- # Then you'll have a chance - to fly on your magic wings.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- # Far away to a fairer world.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- # I don't care - about your money and property.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- # Your world is false.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- # Don't expect me to agree
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- # And understand your ideas. - They're unfamiliar to me.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- # One day I'll be content.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- # One day I'll be content.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- # I escape to Tir Na Nog
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- # To understand what life is.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- # Maybe you can come too.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- # If you leave behind your things, - you don't need your bags.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- # Then you can have the chance.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- # I escape to Tir Na Nog
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- # To understand what life is.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- # Maybe you can come too
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- # If you leave behind your things, - you don't need your bags.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- # Then you can have the chance - to fly on your magic wings.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- # To fly on your magic wings
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- # Fly on your magic wings
0:16:32 > 0:16:38- # Far away to a fairer world. #
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- It's great to be in Barcud, - there's heating here.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- You don't have to pee in a field. - The toilet has a door.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- It's OK in a field, as long as - the choir doesn't turn up.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- My car broke down - on the way here tonight...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- ..on a back road to Caernarfon.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- I had a look under the bonnet, but - couldn't see what the problem was.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- I heard a clip-clop sound.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- I turned round, and saw - a white horse coming down the road.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- The horse put his head - under the bonnet.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Then he looked at me and said...
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- .."I'd check the petrol pump, - if I were you."
0:17:36 > 0:17:37- I got a shock!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- I ran to a farm, and said, - "Excuse me, my car's broken down.
0:17:43 > 0:17:49- "A horse came up to me and told me - to check the petrol pump."
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- The farmer asked, "Was it - a white horse?" "Yes," I replied.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- He said, "Don't take any notice. - He knows nothing about cars."
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Remember Boy Scouts long ago? - There aren't many around now.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- There used to be a few in Caernarfon - long ago.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Boy Scouts had to do - 'good deeds', didn't they?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- One good deed a day.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18- Two Boy Scouts in Caernarfon hadn't - done any good deeds for weeks.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- The leader was starting to worry.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- He took them aside and said...
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- .."I haven't heard any report - of your good deeds for weeks.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- "By tomorrow night, I want to hear - that you've done a good deed."
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- "Alright," they said, - and off they went.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42- The following night, the leader - asked if they'd done a good deed.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- "Yes," they replied. "We helped an - old woman across the road, yeah."
0:18:47 > 0:18:51- The leader said, "It took two to - help an old woman cross the road?"
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- "Yes, she didn't want to go."
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- I knew a girl who had very bad, - untidy nails, long ago.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- Pretty girl, untidy nails. - Nothing worse, is there?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- She worried about this, - she chewed her nails all the time.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- She must have been stressed.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23- Her friend told her, "Why don't you - do yoga, to chill out and relax?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- "Try it," her friend said.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- So she did.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- A few weeks later, her friend - saw her again, with perfect nails.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- She said, "You've been doing yoga? - Did it stop you chewing your nails?"
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- She replied, "No, - I can reach my toenails now."
0:19:48 > 0:19:49- Thank you.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Next, I'd like to introduce - a young musician from Llanfair PG.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- He began to play percussion - instruments when very young...
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- ..with saucepans at his - grandparents' house, apparently!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- I'm glad to say - he's moved on since then.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- He's a former winner - of an S4C scholarship too.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- Please give a warm welcome - to NOSON LAWEN, to Dewi Ellis Jones.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22- The piece I'm going to play...
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- ..is 'Taps in Tempo' by an American - composer, Jan Berenska.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- It's quite a fast piece - on the xylophone...
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- ..which was popular in the 1920s, - especially on the radio.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- 888
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- The choir was established - in February 2003.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- The numbers were very low then, - the select few, as it were.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- But gradually the choir has grown.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30- Since last year, - we have 45 members.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36- We sing in local concerts - and Eisteddfodau.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- In this year's National Eisteddfod - at the Faenol...
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- ..we were quite successful.
0:23:41 > 0:23:47- From Felinheli, give a warm welcome - once more to Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin.
0:23:54 > 0:24:00- # There's a noise, there's a noise - in Porthdinllaen
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- # There's a noise, - there's a noise....
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- # There's a noise in Porthdinllaen, - the sound of sails being hoisted.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- # All the blocks squeaking, - Dafydd Jones shouting.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- # I can't stay at home.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- # I must be a real sailor - on Huw Puw's flatboat.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- # Huw Puw's flatboat - is sailing tonight.
0:24:24 > 0:24:29- # The sound of a weighing anchor, - I want to go to sea.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- # I'll wear a shiny peaked cap - all my life,
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- # If I can be a real sailor - on Huw Puw's flatboat.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- # Ireland, Ireland.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- # In Ireland, - I'll buy silk stockings,
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- # Shoes for dancing - with silver buckles.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- # I'll be a gentleman all my life
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- # If I can be a captain - on Huw Puw's flatboat.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- # Huw Puw's flatboat sails tonight.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- # The sound of a weighing anchor, - I have to go to sea.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- # I'll be a gentleman all my life
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- # If I can be a captain - on Huw Puw's flatboat.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- # On Huw Puw's flatboat.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- # I'll keep the flatboat - like a parlour,
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- # Scouring and scraping at daybreak.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- # The brass will shine - on the helm
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- # When I'm the captain - of Huw Puw's flatboat.
0:25:35 > 0:25:41- # Huw Puw - the captain of... - Huw Puw's flatboat sails tonight.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- # The sound of weighing anchor, - I want to go to sea.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- # The brass will shine - on the helm
0:25:49 > 0:25:54- # When I'm the captain - of Huw Puw's flatboat.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- # Huw Puw, the captain of...
0:25:57 > 0:26:02- # Huw Puw's flatboat sails tonight.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- # The sound of weighing anchor.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- # I want to go to sea!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- # The brass will shine - on the helm
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- # When I'm the captain
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- # When I'm the captain, - when I'm the captain
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- # Of Huw Puw's flatboat! #
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Thanks once again - to Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin!
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- A young couple met here in town...
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- ..in K2, one of the night clubs.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- You don't go there, do you? - It's here in Caernarfon.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- The lad asked - if he could walk the girl home.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- The girl replied, - "Yes, but I live with my parents."
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- He said, "I just want to walk you - home." "OK," she said.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- So he walked her home safely.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- At the door, - he thought he'd chance his luck.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13- "Chance of a cuppa?" - "My parents are upstairs," she said.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- "You can't come in, - you'd make a noise."
0:27:17 > 0:27:21- He said, "No, I'll be very quiet." - She said, "OK, come in."
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- "But please be quiet, - in case you wake Mam and Dad!
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- "They'd be furious - if I brought a lad home."
0:27:27 > 0:27:29- "OK, I'll be quiet," he said.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34- They went quietly into the lounge, - and closed the door carefully.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- They started to kiss on the sofa.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38- Quietly!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- After about five minutes - of snogging, the lad said...
0:27:43 > 0:27:44- .."I want to go to the toilet."
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- "D'you have to?" she asked. - "Yes, please," he said.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- "But the toilet's next door - to my parents' room.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- "They'll hear, - then I'll be in trouble!"
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- But the girl had a brainwave.
0:27:57 > 0:28:02- "I know - go to the kitchen and go - in the sink. They won't know."
0:28:03 > 0:28:06- "Are you sure?" he asked. - "Yes," she said.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- "I won't be long," he said, - and off he went.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13- Later on, he opened the door, - and said, "D'you have any paper?"
0:28:22 > 0:28:26- Talking about Caernarfon people, - I love the town!
0:28:26 > 0:28:29- I'm from overseas - originally - Anglesey.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33- But I'm fond of this town and area. - The people make it a special place.
0:28:33 > 0:28:37- I was standing outside - a chemist in Pool Street.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40- I can't say which one... Boots.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46- An old lady went in. - I could hear her from the street...
0:28:46 > 0:28:48- ..shouting at the lad in the shop.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52- She said, - "Do you sell extra large condoms?"
0:28:52 > 0:28:56- The lad replied that they did, - and asked if she wanted to buy them.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01- She replied, "No, but I'm going - to wait here until someone does."
0:29:09 > 0:29:12- There are some very colourful - characters in Caernarfon!
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- You're going to meet - one of them now.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18- I don't know a lot about her...
0:29:18 > 0:29:22- ..but she's made quite - an impression backstage tonight.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26- To tell you the truth, most of the - lads in the crew are afraid of her!
0:29:27 > 0:29:31- So, ladies, hold on tight to your - men, and give her a warm welcome.
0:29:38 > 0:29:39- Hiya!
0:29:41 > 0:29:45- Is this where the auditions - for 'Waw Ffactor Extra' are held?
0:29:45 > 0:29:48- Did you see that last act? - Rubbish, wasn't he?
0:29:49 > 0:29:53- Sorry, I'm late, yeah. I was - waiting for my mate, Sarah Louise.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57- We decided to have something - to eat before coming here.
0:29:57 > 0:30:01- She likes Chinese food, - but I don't like foreign food...
0:30:01 > 0:30:04- ..so I went for a kebab.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07- Bryn Fon's here tonight, isn't he?
0:30:08 > 0:30:11- I used to be a backing singer - with him, yeah.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14- He sacked me, 'cos I was too good.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16- He said that I stole the limelight!
0:30:17 > 0:30:21- So he put an ad - in the window of Post Bach...
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- ..saying he was looking for two old - slappers with voices like crows.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27- It worked!
0:30:28 > 0:30:31- No, fair play, - the girls do a good job.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- They make Bryn Fon look good, - at least.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37- Fair play!
0:30:37 > 0:30:40- He doesn't look 60 years old.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43- No, honestly, he is sixty.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46- His stage age is fifty.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53- I decided recently that I was - going to give up men forever...
0:30:55 > 0:30:59- ..after my husband ran off with a - man... sorry woman, from the office.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03- No, I went right off men.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08- But after a bit, - I started to feel a bit lonely.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11- And missed the bedroom nooky!
0:31:14 > 0:31:18- No way was I going - to let another man near my life.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22- So my mate suggested - that I buy a blow up doll.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25- She doesn't use anything else!
0:31:25 > 0:31:29- So I went - to that new shop in Bangor.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32- There were all kinds - of blow up men there.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37- The Dai Jones doll was a bit - too round for me, yeah.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43- Trying to go on his back, like this, - was like climbing up Snowdon.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- By the time you got to the top, you - were too knackered to do anything!
0:31:50 > 0:31:54- The Dilwyn Pierce doll was a bit... - how can I say, boring for me.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58- He told his old jokes - while he was at it.
0:31:59 > 0:32:03- He only lasted three minutes. - That was a bit too realistic.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- So, I went for the Dafydd Iwan doll.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13- He sang 'Croeso 69' - while he was going for it!
0:32:18 > 0:32:20- But listen to this, now.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26- I took him home with me. - I was all excited!
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- You can imagine, eh?
0:32:29 > 0:32:31- Well, what rubbish.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36- Things got quite hot - between us on the sofa.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38- We'd been snogging for five minutes.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42- I decided I wanted to go - a bit further with him.
0:32:42 > 0:32:44- So I gave him a lovebite!
0:32:45 > 0:32:49- The blooming thing farted, - and flew out of the window!
0:32:53 > 0:32:54- How embarrassing!
0:32:54 > 0:32:58- The woman next door was outside, - putting her bloomers on the line.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02- What did she think, Dafydd Iwan - flying like that overhead...
0:33:03 > 0:33:05- ..singing full pelt.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09- I think she thought an angel - had come to take her away!
0:33:13 > 0:33:15- Oh, d'you know who's sexy?
0:33:16 > 0:33:18- Oh, that Tudur Owen!
0:33:19 > 0:33:20- Ooh!
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- I would - would you?
0:33:24 > 0:33:26- She already has, over there!
0:33:29 > 0:33:33- There's nothing more sexy - than a man who can make you laugh.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36- Mind you, with a face like his...
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- ..I don't think - I could keep a straight face!
0:33:39 > 0:33:43- What did you do, love, - wear lush specs?
0:33:46 > 0:33:49- Actually, - lush specs are very dangerous.
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- I was out round town with my mate - a while back, just a quiet night.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58- We only went to the Harp, - Prince of Wales, Weatherspoon...
0:33:59 > 0:34:03- ..Pendeitsh, Medi, - Crown, Goron Fach, and K2.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08- Lager chaser and vodka in each pub. - It was a good night, yeah.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- I copped off with a man, too!
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- And I took him home with me.
0:34:15 > 0:34:19- When I woke up the next morning, - I must have worn strong lush specs.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23- The bloke was like - a big, ugly gorilla.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26- So I tried to get rid of him.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32- I said, "Listen, love, - I think you'd better go home.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35- "I've got thrush."
0:34:37 > 0:34:42- His eyes lit up like stars, - and he asked if he could see!
0:34:45 > 0:34:49- The pig! - I kicked him out into the street.
0:34:50 > 0:34:54- A bit later, I was sitting - on the sofa, watching SC4 on telly.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59- Who did I see but that very bloke, - talking about birds!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01- Iolo, or something!
0:35:02 > 0:35:04- D'you know him?
0:35:05 > 0:35:09- Maybe I was a bit harsh on him, - calling him a pervert.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11- He only wanted to see my thrush.
0:35:13 > 0:35:14- A bird!
0:35:18 > 0:35:22- I wanted someone a bit more mature.
0:35:23 > 0:35:27- Old men, well older I should say!
0:35:27 > 0:35:31- They're much more grateful.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35- And they take things slowly!
0:35:37 > 0:35:39- And they expect less too.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45- Sod it! He's here somewhere.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48- Has anyone seen Bryn Fon?
0:36:01 > 0:36:03- 888
0:36:08 > 0:36:09- Thank you.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12- A woman was in bed one night, - asleep.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16- She woke up in the night, and - noticed her husband wasn't there.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20- She heard someone crying. - She went downstairs...
0:36:20 > 0:36:24- ..and found her husband sitting at - the table in the kitchen, sobbing.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28- She kicked his chair and asked, - "What's the matter with you?"
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- She wasn't the most pleasant - of women.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35- Her husband looked up, - with tears in his eyes, and said...
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- .."You remember before - we married, you got pregnant?"
0:36:38 > 0:36:39- "I remember," she replied.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43- He said, "Your father told me...
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- "..if I didn't marry you, - he'd send me to jail."
0:36:47 > 0:36:48- "I remember," she said.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52- He said, "I've just realised - I'd be out by now."
0:36:58 > 0:37:01- They were walking - down the street together.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04- She saw a young couple - kissing on a bench.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09- She nudged her husband, - and asked, "Why don't you do that?"
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- He replied, "God, I don't know her."
0:37:15 > 0:37:19- A couple were in a restaurant, - and noticed the waiter.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22- A woman got up, - and went to the toilet.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- After coming out, she went to the - waiter and stood in front of him.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29- "Hello!" she said. - "Hello," said the waiter.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32- "Are you the manager?" she asked. - "No," he replied.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35- She said, "Give him a message."
0:37:35 > 0:37:38- She started to rub - the waiter like this.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42- He said, "What's the message?"
0:37:42 > 0:37:45- She said, "Tell him - - there's no towel in the toilet."
0:37:50 > 0:37:52- In the same restaurant...
0:37:54 > 0:37:58- ..people were having a meal, - a Christmas dinner.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- A bloke ate his Christmas pudding.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05- He didn't know that the chef - had put a 1 coin in some puddings.
0:38:05 > 0:38:09- You can't do it these days - - health and safety.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- The poor bloke swallowed the coin, - and started to choke.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17- COUGHS
0:38:17 > 0:38:19- His face began to turn blue.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- His worried wife asked if he was OK.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24- SAYS INDISTINCTLY 'CAN'T BREATHE'
0:38:25 > 0:38:27- He couldn't breathe, he was choking.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31- His wife panicked. People tried - to squeeze him, but to no avail.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35- Then this little bloke got up - from a table at the far end.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37- He walked over, very cool.
0:38:38 > 0:38:42- He reached under the table, between - the legs of the choking man...
0:38:42 > 0:38:44- ..and started to squeeze.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47- He squeezed so hard - that in the end...
0:38:47 > 0:38:51- ..the 1 coin popped out - and landed on the table.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53- Everyone was amazed.
0:38:53 > 0:38:57- They asked, "Are you a paramedic?" - "No," he replied.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00- "A doctor of some kind?" - "No," he said.
0:39:00 > 0:39:05- "So, what do you do?" they asked. - "I work in the tax office," he said.
0:39:13 > 0:39:14- Thank you very much.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17- It's been a marvellous evening.
0:39:17 > 0:39:20- Thank you for being - such a warm audience.
0:39:21 > 0:39:25- Thanks to all the artistes, Mari - Wyn Williams, Dewi Ellis Jones...
0:39:25 > 0:39:29- ..Sarah Louise, Lisa Jen, - and of course, Cor Cyntaf i'r Felin.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31- Give them another round of applause.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39- But of course, there's one to go.
0:39:39 > 0:39:43- You all know him, - he's a familiar face on NOSON LAWEN.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47- For tonight's finale, - please welcome Bryn Fon a'r Band!
0:39:56 > 0:39:58- Well, busy, as usual.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02- 'Talcen Caled' hit the screen - for the last time.
0:40:02 > 0:40:07- It's sad to leave old Les after - seven years living in his skin.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- I've been on another tour - of the clubs with 'Bara Caws'...
0:40:12 > 0:40:16- ..after saying I was going to retire - from disgusting shows like that.
0:40:16 > 0:40:18- But I went back, to do one more.
0:40:18 > 0:40:22- It was very successful, - as usual, with all the clubs full.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26- We had a good summer, at the - Eisteddfod Pavilion and Maes B.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32- Now, I'm looking forward - to the winter gigs...
0:40:33 > 0:40:35- ..and not so much pressure, I hope.
0:40:50 > 0:40:55- # I think I'll linger in Greenland,
0:40:58 > 0:41:05- # Read the paper, have good coffee, - and talk about the world,
0:41:06 > 0:41:11- # The world, his brother and god.
0:41:12 > 0:41:17- # Lingering in Greenland on Sunday.
0:41:25 > 0:41:30- # I looked forward - to sitting in Greenland,
0:41:33 > 0:41:39- # White walls around us, - The floor all dusty,
0:41:41 > 0:41:45- # The floor thick with sawdust.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51- # Sitting in Greenland with you.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59- # In a hidden altar, - like a hole in a wall,
0:41:59 > 0:42:04- # There's a candle burning - bittersweet incense
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- # Light upon the wall.
0:42:17 > 0:42:22- # Opening another bottle - in Greenland
0:42:25 > 0:42:32- # Sipping more of your mind - and swallowing your belief.
0:42:34 > 0:42:38- # You drink the house wine.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44- # Getting drunk - in Greenland with you.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51- # The chess soldiers on the table.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- # In their friendly fight.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59- A bishop got a bloody nose.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03- # He ran as fast as he could.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09- # In a hidden altar - like a hole in a wall,
0:43:10 > 0:43:16- # A candle burns - bittersweet incense
0:43:18 > 0:43:21- # Light upon the wall.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28- # Aurora on the wall. #
0:43:46 > 0:43:49- Thank you. One more song - before we have to leave.
0:43:49 > 0:43:53- It's a song I hope - you're familiar with by now.
0:43:53 > 0:43:56- I hope you'll join in the chorus.
0:43:56 > 0:44:00- It'll show that you can count one, - two, three at least! 'Abacus'.
0:44:09 > 0:44:13- # You let me think - you're not interested
0:44:13 > 0:44:16- # Then you offer - the loveliest comfort.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21- # I didn't respond, I must be daft.
0:44:21 > 0:44:25- # But you'd played - with the abacus of my mind.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32- # You let me create - the most difficult problem
0:44:33 > 0:44:36- # Then you suggest your own answer.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40- # I can't get my head - round this amazing sum.
0:44:41 > 0:44:45- # You smashed - the abacus of my heart.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52- # One and one makes two. - That's you and him.
0:44:52 > 0:44:56- # I no longer count. - The odd one that doesn't divide.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59- # But I walked down the hill - after sharing my dreams,
0:45:00 > 0:45:02- # Tearing my hair.
0:45:04 > 0:45:08- # Tearing my hair - and counting my blessings.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15- # You let me think - there's something in the wind
0:45:15 > 0:45:19- # But I know in my heart - the answer won't come any sooner.
0:45:19 > 0:45:23- # You offer your phone number, - like pure mathematics
0:45:23 > 0:45:27- # And all I need - is the solution to my pain.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34- # You let me go - with a kiss on my cheek.
0:45:35 > 0:45:38- # 'Some other time' - It just doesn't sound right.
0:45:38 > 0:45:42- # The battery went flat - in this calculator.
0:45:42 > 0:45:46- # You smashed the abacus - of my heart.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- # One and one make two - - that's you and him.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57- # I no longer count. - The odd one that doesn't divide.
0:45:58 > 0:46:01- # But I walked down the hill - after sharing my dreams
0:46:02 > 0:46:04- # Tearing my hair
0:46:05 > 0:46:07- # Tearing my hair
0:46:08 > 0:46:11- # And counting my blessings.
0:46:17 > 0:46:21- # One, two, three, - Mam catches the fly.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- # Fly dies, Mam cries.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28- # One, two, three, - Mam catches the fly.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31- # Fly dies, Mam cries.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36- # One, two, three, - Mam catches the fly.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38- # Fly dies, Mam cries.
0:46:40 > 0:46:44- # One, two, three, - Mam catches the fly.
0:46:44 > 0:46:46- # Fly dies, Mam cries.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51- # One and one make two, - That's you and him.
0:46:51 > 0:46:55- # I no longer count. - The odd one that doesn't divide.
0:46:55 > 0:46:59- # But I walked down the hill, - After sharing my dreams,
0:46:59 > 0:47:01- # Tearing my hair
0:47:03 > 0:47:05- # Tearing my hair
0:47:06 > 0:47:08- # And counting my blessings.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14- # One and one make two - - That's you and him.
0:47:14 > 0:47:18- # I no longer count. - The odd one that doesn't divide.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21- # But I walked down the hill - after sharing my dreams
0:47:22 > 0:47:24- # Tearing my hair
0:47:26 > 0:47:28- # Tearing my hair
0:47:29 > 0:47:31- # And counting my blessings.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41- # One, two, three, - Mam catches the fly.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43- # Fly dies, Mam cries.
0:47:45 > 0:47:48- # One, two, three, - Mam catches the fly.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52- # Fly dies, Mam cries. #
0:48:03 > 0:48:05- Great. I enjoyed that.
0:48:06 > 0:48:10- The Caernarfon audience is always - good, and tonight was no different.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12- Are you going to pay me?
0:48:13 > 0:48:15- I like Tudur Owen.
0:48:16 > 0:48:19- The lad with the xylophone, - he's talented.
0:48:20 > 0:48:22- It was a good show.
0:48:23 > 0:48:25- Do you go to the Castle sometimes?
0:48:25 > 0:48:27- What castle?
0:48:28 > 0:48:30- Caernarfon castle? Oh, that one!
0:48:31 > 0:48:31- Bryn Fon. They were all good.
0:48:31 > 0:48:33- Bryn Fon. They were all good.- - Bryn Fon was the highlight.
0:48:34 > 0:48:38- As a sick man, - I needed all the help I could get.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40- No, it was great, fantastic.
0:48:41 > 0:48:42- Thank you!
0:48:42 > 0:48:45- That was the worst - I've ever heard him sing.
0:48:45 > 0:48:47- You, Dafydd Iwan?
0:48:51 > 0:48:53- S4C Subtitles by: GWEAD