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0:00:03 > 0:00:05- # Oh, come dear friends - and gather 'round
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- # For an evening's entertainment
0:00:08 > 0:00:12- # Let's all be joyful and join in - the Noson Lawen's merriment
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- # Let's all be joyful and join in - the Noson Lawen's merriment
0:00:23 > 0:00:27- # Let's all be joyful and join in - the Noson Lawen's merriment #
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Thank you, and a warm welcome - to a special NOSON LAWEN...
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- ..from the new pavilion - in Pontrhydfendigaid, Ceredigion.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- An artiste from Pembrokeshire - will start the proceedings.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- For the first time - on the NOSON LAWEN stage...
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- ..with Christian and Steffan, - please welcome Einir Dafydd!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- # Have you ever felt
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- # That you've been here before?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- # Walking a familiar road, - singing the same old song
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- # Remembering every second - of what's to come
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- # Though everything's fresh and new
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- # They're so familiar
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- # Oh!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- # It's like being back home
0:01:55 > 0:02:00- # Back to where I've always been
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- # Oh!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- # It's cosy and warm
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- # And this is where - I'll live and stay
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- # Following the same trail, - knowing what to do
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- # Somehow I know - what I'm trying to say
0:02:26 > 0:02:31- # And your smile - is in the back of my mind
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- # I haven't waited - or searched for you
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- # You've been there from the start
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- # Oh!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- # It's like being back home
0:02:46 > 0:02:52- # Back to where I've always been
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- # Oh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- # It's cosy and warm
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- # And this is where - I'll live and stay
0:03:04 > 0:03:09- # Yes, - this is where I'll live and stay
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- # There aren't any questions - to ask anymore
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- # I know every why, when and where
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- # That's where I'll find the calm - I never had before
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- # Though everything's fresh and new
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- # They're so familiar
0:03:41 > 0:03:42- # Oh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- # It's like being back home
0:03:47 > 0:03:52- # Back to where I've always been
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- # Oh!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- # It's cosy and warm
0:03:59 > 0:04:04- # And this is where - I'll live and stay
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- # Ah!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- # It's like being back home
0:04:11 > 0:04:17- # Back to where I've always been
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- # Oh!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- # It's cosy and warm
0:04:23 > 0:04:29- # And this is where - I'll live and stay
0:04:29 > 0:04:35- # Yes, - this is where I'll live and stay #
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- The last time we spoke, - I'd just flown back from refereeing.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- This time, - I'm flying to Edinburgh to referee.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- It's been a busy year.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58- I prefer being on stage here than - in front of 20,000 angry supporters.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- At least the NOSON LAWEN audience - laughs with me - not at me.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Are you all from Ceredigion?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Aren't you?
0:05:10 > 0:05:11- Oh.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13- Any farmers here?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Are there? Who paid your entry fee?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Or did you get - a grant to come here?!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Three brothers lived together.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- There was something wrong - with Thomas, John and Arthur.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- One Saturday, Thomas - had a bath before going out.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Thomas ran the bath.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- He stopped as he stepped in.
0:05:43 > 0:05:49- He couldn't remember if he was - going in or coming out of the bath.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- He couldn't figure out if he was - going in or coming out of the bath.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- He shouted out, "Arthur, help me!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- "I don't know if I'm going in - or coming out of the bath."
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Arthur ran upstairs. - Halfway up, he stopped.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12- He couldn't remember - if he was going up or down stairs.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Arthur shouted at John. - "John! Come here to help me!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- "Thomas doesn't know if he's - going in or coming out of the bath.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- "I don't know - if I'm going up or down stairs.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- "Help me!" "You're like this," - said John, stamping his foot.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- "Was that the front or back door?" - asked John.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- The choir comes from - the Aberystwyth area.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- We've had a very busy year.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- We competed in the Pan-Celtic - Festival in Letterkenny.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- The SATB choir came second - but the male voice choir won.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- We competed - at the Swansea National Eisteddfod.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- We won the youth choir competition. - It's been a good year!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Please welcome, Cor Ger y Lli!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- # A bittern living on the beacons - went out for a stroll
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- # That's when he fell on his head
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- # Boom, boom, boom, boom, - on his head into a basket of apples
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- # Bittern, bittern, - bittern, bittern!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- # The bittern got up - and carried all the apples
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- # Over the beacons - to Chester market
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- # Bittern, bittern!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- # And that's where he sold them!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- # Thousands and thousands of apples, - hundreds of yellow apples
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- # The children cried out - for the apples
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- # The children cried out!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- # "We'll give you a ha'penny - for the apples!"
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- # The bittern went back home
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- # The bittern went back home
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- # The bittern went back home
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- # The bittern went back home
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- # The bittern went back home
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- # The bittern went back home
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- # The bittern returned home - over the beacons
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- # He shouted, - "Mistress! Look at the money!"
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- # Boom, boom, boom, boom! - "I made it from selling apples!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- # "Look at the money! - Look at the money!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- # "I made it - from selling apples, apples, apples
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- # "Apples, apples, apples!' - said the bittern
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- # Said the bittern #
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0:09:12 > 0:09:14- 888
0:09:20 > 0:09:21- Welcome back!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Do you enjoy school?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Don't you? Did you learn anything - in school today?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Nothing! Don't go tomorrow!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Have you seen 'Lord of the Rings'? - No?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Have you seen - the hobbits and dwarves?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- I've got one in my hand.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Do you believe me? - Don't you believe me?! Come up here!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Come on! And you too.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00- What's your name?
0:10:00 > 0:10:01- What's your name?- - Mark.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02- Where d'you come from?
0:10:02 > 0:10:03- Where d'you come from?- - Bronant.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Oh, right. Who are you?
0:10:06 > 0:10:06- Sion.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07- Sion.- - Steffan?
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- Sion!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Right, OK!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14- Dylan.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Dylan.- - Sion's brother. Are you related?
0:10:16 > 0:10:17- Yes.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19- Are you a brother too?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20- Are you a brother too?- - Yes.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Don't you believe - what I'm holding in my hand?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- Don't you? Guess it right - and I'll give you a tenner each.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Hold out your hands. Right up!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- I'll just grab his shoes.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Take his shoe.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44- His other shoe.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47- His sock.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Another sock. D'you believe me now?
0:10:51 > 0:10:52- Another sock. D'you believe me now?- - No!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56- His trousers.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- His hat. D'you believe me now?
0:11:01 > 0:11:02- No.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Why on earth - are you holding his clothes, then?!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Here's a pound each - for your money boxes!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Give them a round of applause!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- It's a pleasure - to introduce our next tenor.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- He's achieved success on operatic - stages all over the country.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- It's been a very busy year.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- I did 'The Marriage of Figaro' - with the WNO.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- I was in London for two months - performing in 'Rigoletto'...
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- ..and Tchaikovsky's - 'Queen of Spades' - in Russian!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Yes, indeed! It was with the Holland - Park Opera Company in Kensington.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- I went to the Eisteddfod - and performed in various concerts.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- It's been very busy.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- The character from Pencader! - Aled Hall!
0:12:23 > 0:12:28- # God on high
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- # Hear my prayer
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- # In my need
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- # You have always been there
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- # He is young
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- # He's afraid
0:13:06 > 0:13:11- # Let him rest
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- # Heaven blessed
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- # Bring him home
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- # Bring him home
0:13:35 > 0:13:41- # Bring him home
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- # He's like the son - I might have known
0:13:50 > 0:13:55- # If God had granted me a son
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- # The summers die
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- # One by one
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- # How soon they fly
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- # On and on
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- # And I am old
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- # And will be gone
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- # Bring him peace
0:14:33 > 0:14:38- # Bring him joy
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- # He is young
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- # He is only a boy
0:14:57 > 0:15:03- # You can take
0:15:05 > 0:15:10- # You can give
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- # Let him be
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- # Let him live
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- # If I die
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- # Let me die
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- # Let him live
0:15:45 > 0:15:51- # Bring him home
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- # Bring him home
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- # Bring him
0:16:08 > 0:16:09- # Home #
0:16:34 > 0:16:39- Thank you very much! And now, for - one of the old patriotic favourites.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- 'Land of the Harp'.
0:16:59 > 0:17:06- # In one of the great castles - of Wales
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- # Lived a man
0:17:12 > 0:17:17- # Who loved his country to prosper
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- # He had a harp in his hand
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- # An old harp
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- # That inspired - brave and bloodthirsty warriors
0:17:37 > 0:17:44- # But today, - only gentle melodies can be heard
0:17:44 > 0:17:50- # Flowing like wine - from her strings
0:17:51 > 0:17:56- # Dear Wales
0:17:56 > 0:18:01- # Will always be precious to me
0:18:02 > 0:18:08- # She is not a sea of blood
0:18:11 > 0:18:16- # But she is a sea of song
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- # Dear Wales, land of the harp
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- # Your name is enchanting
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- # Your lovely sweet melodies
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- # Have stolen my heart
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- # Have stolen my heart!
0:18:52 > 0:18:58- # May the balmy breezes - carry your lovely music
0:18:59 > 0:19:05- # I shall sing - the sweet tuneful melodies
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- # Of the Land of Song
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- # I shall sing
0:19:14 > 0:19:21- # The sweet tuneful melodies
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- # Of the Land of Song
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- # The sweet tuneful melodies
0:19:31 > 0:19:38- # Of the Land of Song
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- # May they ring from the hilltops
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- # Until they reach Heaven above
0:19:57 > 0:20:03- # The ancient mountains will sing - the praises of Wales
0:20:04 > 0:20:10- # The praises of Wales
0:20:15 > 0:20:22- # Until the day I can sing - the beloved hymn-tunes upon high
0:20:23 > 0:20:28- # I shall sing - the sweet tuneful melodies
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- # Of the Land of Song
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- # I shall sing, I shall sing
0:20:37 > 0:20:45- # The sweet tuneful melodies
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- # Of the Land of Song
0:20:50 > 0:20:56- # Tuneful melodies
0:20:56 > 0:21:02- # Of the Land of Song #
0:21:19 > 0:21:20- .
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- 888
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Welcome back to NOSON LAWEN from - the Pontrhydfendigaid Pavilion.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Have you ever been on a cruise?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Have you ever seen a magician?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Ever seen a magician?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- A bloke was on a cruise.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- In the evening, the cruise held - something like a NOSON LAWEN...
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- ..only not as good!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Just a bit of entertainment.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- There was a magician that night.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- The bloke had taken his parrot along - because he didn't have a wife.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- There's not much difference!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- He sat there - with the parrot on his shoulders.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- The magician performed his tricks.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14- He put flowers in a hat, turned it - around and the flowers disappeared.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16- The audience applauded.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21- The parrot shouted out, - "He's hidden them under the table.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- "He's hidden them under the table."
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- The magician began to get angry.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- He put a white rabbit in the hat.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- He turned the hat upside-down, - and the rabbit disappeared!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- "He's hidden it down his trousers.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- "He's hidden it down his trousers."
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- The magician was furious! - He was livid!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- The ship hit a tidal wave.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52- She went down.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Nothing remained at sea - but a piece of wood.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- The magician held on to one end.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Who was on the other end?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- The parrot.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- They glared at one another.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- They floated on the sea - for six and a half hours.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Not a single word - was uttered between them.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- The parrot said, "Alright, clever.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- "Where have you hidden the ship?"
0:23:31 > 0:23:37- Our next artiste won - S4C's recent WawFfactor competition.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- She was only 16 years old! - What a talent!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- It's certainly - made a difference to my career.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49- I wouldn't be here - if it wasn't for WawFfactor.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- I'm glad I entered WawFfactor...
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- ..because I wouldn't get the chance - of doing what I'm doing now.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- I'm really enjoying myself. - I hope it will continue.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03- Tonight, she's singing - the title song of her new CD.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- 'The Blue Stone'. Once again, - please welcome, Einir Dafydd!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- # I've heard them - talking on the street
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- # On the ground and in the clouds
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- # In the wind and in the rain
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- # There are whispers in the air
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- # She came back on a starry night
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- # She followed a moonlit path
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- # Yesterday's heart running a race
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- # In her hand, the blue stone
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- # The little shoe
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- # Is now bare
0:25:20 > 0:25:24- # The big heart
0:25:25 > 0:25:30- # Still belongs to yesterday
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- # Still belongs to yesterday
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- # She reached the house at dawn
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- # Twelve years in just one hour
0:25:46 > 0:25:48- # Remembering him
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- # Fooling around and feeling sad
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- # And then towards - the green mountain
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- # The heat of the day thrilled her
0:26:06 > 0:26:09- # He looked over
0:26:11 > 0:26:15- # He had another stone in his hand
0:26:16 > 0:26:21- # The little shoe
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- # Is now bare
0:26:27 > 0:26:31- # The big heart
0:26:31 > 0:26:36- # Still belongs to yesterday
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- # Still belongs to yesterday
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- # To forgive, to remember
0:26:50 > 0:26:54- # They left you behind
0:26:56 > 0:27:00- # Has the house moved too far
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- # Like our foolish yesterdays?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10- # The little shoe
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- # Is now bare
0:27:16 > 0:27:21- # The big heart
0:27:22 > 0:27:26- # Still belongs to yesterday
0:27:27 > 0:27:31- # Still belongs to yesterday
0:27:59 > 0:28:00- Thanks to Einir.
0:28:01 > 0:28:06- I'll tell you this much - - our next artiste looks a sight!
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- So, women - - hold on to your husbands.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16- If it isn't your husband, - hold on to whoever's next to you!
0:28:17 > 0:28:20- Please welcome Evita Morgan - from Patagonia!
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Hola, friends! Hola!
0:28:30 > 0:28:35- Hola! - I'm Evita Morgan from Patagonia.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38- Don't mention it! - Aye, aye, aye, I know!
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Why has a beautiful, - shapely woman...
0:28:43 > 0:28:48- ..a smart, lovely, loving woman - hurt her head and leg?
0:28:50 > 0:28:53- Who's behind it all, eh?
0:28:54 > 0:28:58- None other than Dai Jones Llanilar!
0:29:02 > 0:29:06- Perhaps you don't know - but my mother sent me here...
0:29:07 > 0:29:11- ..from Patagonia to Wales - to find a husband.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- Patagonian men don't fancy me, - it seems.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19- God only knows why!
0:29:21 > 0:29:26- Anyway, I phoned my mother to say - I was fed up of north Wales.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- I wanted to see Cantre'r Gwaelod.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34- My mother shouted down the phone...
0:29:34 > 0:29:39- "..Oh! Evita! Ceredigion!"
0:29:40 > 0:29:43- "You're right, Mam," I replied. - "What about it?!"
0:29:46 > 0:29:51- "Ceredigion! - That's where the shrewd Cardis live.
0:29:51 > 0:29:56- "T Llew Jones, Caryl Lewis, - land of the red kite.
0:29:56 > 0:30:01- "You're bound to find a husband - there! They're not very fussy."
0:30:04 > 0:30:09- The penny dropped, - and so I went straight to Tregaron.
0:30:10 > 0:30:13- I found The Talbot and in I went.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18- Just me and one farmer were there.
0:30:20 > 0:30:24- The farmer reminded me of my father - back on the prairie...
0:30:25 > 0:30:29- ..in the ale house, - after a hard day's work on the farm.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32- Drunk as a skunk.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35- I sat down.
0:30:35 > 0:30:39- Soon after this, - The Talbot fell silent.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42- The barman stopped working.
0:30:43 > 0:30:49- He just stood there. - Suddenly, I heard music.
0:30:52 > 0:30:59- I noticed a silhouette of a big, - strong man in the saloon doorway.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- I'm still in The Talbot - but I'm trying to set the mood!
0:31:05 > 0:31:09- I realized he wasn't standing there - to be dramatic.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13- He was stuck in the door.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19- I went to help him, - pushing and pushing him...
0:31:20 > 0:31:23- ..until he fell flat on his back - outside with me on top of him.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27- His face was on my face.
0:31:28 > 0:31:33- He said, "Thanks for saving me. - Dai's the name.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37- "Dai Jones, Llanilar."
0:31:39 > 0:31:43- Before I could turn around, - he carried me back to the farm!
0:31:43 > 0:31:48- Pieces of heart-shaped dung - flew all over the place.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51- I was in love!
0:31:53 > 0:31:56- Dai dropped me on the floor. - He said...
0:31:58 > 0:32:02- "..If you think you can pull a calf, - then show me, good girl!"
0:32:06 > 0:32:07- Off I went.
0:32:07 > 0:32:10- Gloves on - and gloves in.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14- Into the backside, - searching for the legs.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18- At last, I found the right spot.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21- But the calf was stubborn!
0:32:22 > 0:32:24- I pulled and pulled.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28- I decided to tie a rope - around the calf's legs.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- I tied the other end around my leg.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36- I pulled and decided to sing, - friends.
0:32:36 > 0:32:41- An old song from back home would - encourage the calf into the world.
0:32:42 > 0:32:46- # Come, come, come, - foolish little calf!
0:32:47 > 0:32:51- # I've been pulling for hours, - and I've no strength left!
0:32:52 > 0:32:55- # Come, come, come, - or your mother will be cross!
0:32:56 > 0:33:00- # She's had enough of having you - in her arse! #
0:33:04 > 0:33:06- The calf was almost coming...
0:33:08 > 0:33:10- ..when the cow went berserk.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14- I don't know whether - it was my singing or the pain...
0:33:15 > 0:33:19- ..but she kicked and decided - to run from the cowshed.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22- I was being flung in all directions!
0:33:26 > 0:33:28- The nightmare ended.
0:33:29 > 0:33:32- The calf dropped out of the cow - in a wet blob.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36- The fruit of the womb - was everywhere.
0:33:37 > 0:33:41- Evita was under her - - with her mouth full.
0:33:45 > 0:33:49- But here I am today, friends! - Alive, but not kicking.
0:33:51 > 0:33:56- I've put aside my dreams of being - Dai Jones Llanilar's wife.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01- I've composed a little song too.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06- It's about my quest to find - another husband in Ceredigion.
0:34:08 > 0:34:13- I hope I'll attract - a few of the lads from the choir!
0:34:18 > 0:34:19- Oh, dear!
0:34:34 > 0:34:38- # There are terrific men - in Ceredigion
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- # Geraint Lloyd and Ifan Gruffydd
0:34:43 > 0:34:45- # That's what I call a 'turn-on'
0:34:49 > 0:34:51- # I'm prancing around
0:34:51 > 0:34:53- # I'm always smartly dressed
0:34:55 > 0:34:59- # Just in case Dai Llanilar sees me
0:34:59 > 0:35:01- # And he might want a go!
0:35:03 > 0:35:04- # Well!
0:35:06 > 0:35:08- # I came to Wales
0:35:09 > 0:35:10- # To find a husband
0:35:11 > 0:35:17- # And although I'm not, - people think I'm bonkers
0:35:18 > 0:35:20- # I came to Wales
0:35:21 > 0:35:23- # Despite the wind and rain
0:35:24 > 0:35:26- # Because the blinkin' prairie
0:35:27 > 0:35:29- # Because the blinkin' prairie
0:35:30 > 0:35:32- # Because the blinkin' prairie
0:35:33 > 0:35:39- # Is deadly boring! #
0:35:56 > 0:35:59- Singing in front - of the audience was lovely.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02- I think I'll form a band.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05- I'll travel all around Europe, - if I must.
0:36:05 > 0:36:07- Is the NOSON LAWEN band available?
0:36:11 > 0:36:12- .
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- 888
0:36:23 > 0:36:26- Welcome back. You've already - heard the choir once tonight.
0:36:26 > 0:36:32- I'm sure you'd like to hear them - again. Please welcome Cor Ger y Lli!
0:36:48 > 0:36:51- # My heart is strong, Oh Lord
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- # My heart is strong, Oh Lord
0:37:00 > 0:37:04- # My heart is strong, Oh Lord
0:37:05 > 0:37:09- # My heart is strong, Oh Lord
0:37:11 > 0:37:12- # Strong
0:37:13 > 0:37:14- # Strong
0:37:14 > 0:37:15- # Strong
0:37:16 > 0:37:17- # Strong
0:37:20 > 0:37:23- # Oh, Lord
0:37:24 > 0:37:25- # Strong
0:37:26 > 0:37:27- # Strong
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- # Oh, Lord
0:37:31 > 0:37:34- # I'll sing
0:37:35 > 0:37:39- # I'll sing and give praise
0:37:40 > 0:37:44- # I'll sing and give praise
0:38:03 > 0:38:09- # I give thanks to you, Oh Lord
0:38:10 > 0:38:14- # With my fellow man
0:38:15 > 0:38:19- # I give thanks to you, Oh Lord
0:38:20 > 0:38:24- # With my fellow man
0:38:26 > 0:38:28- # I will praise you
0:38:29 > 0:38:30- # I will praise you
0:38:31 > 0:38:33- # I will praise you
0:38:34 > 0:38:35- # I will praise you
0:38:36 > 0:38:40- # I give thanks to you
0:38:43 > 0:38:45- # To you
0:38:46 > 0:38:49- # Oh Lord
0:38:51 > 0:38:53- # Oh Lord
0:38:56 > 0:39:00- # With my fellow man
0:39:17 > 0:39:21- # My heart is strong, Oh Lord
0:39:23 > 0:39:27- # My heart is strong, Oh Lord
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- # I'll sing
0:39:32 > 0:39:34- # I'll sing
0:39:36 > 0:39:42- # My heart is strong, - is strong, Oh Lord
0:39:43 > 0:39:48- # My heart is strong, Oh Lord
0:39:49 > 0:39:50- # Strong, Oh Lord
0:39:51 > 0:39:53- # Strong, strong, strong
0:39:54 > 0:39:59- # I'll sing and give praise #
0:40:06 > 0:40:08- Thanks to the choir!
0:40:16 > 0:40:18- A bloke joined the army.
0:40:18 > 0:40:23- As a secret agent, - he was decked out in camouflage.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27- He was kitted out like a tree trunk.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29- He was supposed - to stand still all day.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32- He stood there, - dressed as a tree trunk.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Suddenly, he jumped up - and started shouting.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40- The sergeant said, - "What's the matter with you?!
0:40:40 > 0:40:46- "You're meant to be in disguise! - You could get us all killed!
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- "Stand still, whatever happens. - Don't move a muscle!"
0:40:51 > 0:40:54- "Listen here, Sergeant," he said. - "I've been here since 6.00am.
0:40:56 > 0:41:01- "Crows started pecking my head - and used me for shooting practise.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05- "I didn't flinch.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- "When the warden's dog cocked up - his leg against me...
0:41:10 > 0:41:12- "..I didn't flinch.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14- "But listen here, Sergeant.
0:41:15 > 0:41:19- "Then two squirrels ran up my leg.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23- "I heard one saying, 'We'll eat one - and save the other for later'."
0:41:35 > 0:41:38- Thank you. - The evening is drawing to a close.
0:41:38 > 0:41:43- Thanks for being - such a warm and welcoming audience.
0:41:43 > 0:41:48- Thanks to our artistes - for their contribution.
0:41:49 > 0:41:53- But to close - a group - that's entertained all over Wales.
0:41:54 > 0:41:57- It's great to be back - in Pontrhydfendigaid...
0:41:57 > 0:42:00- ..especially - in the brand new pavilion.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04- I'm reminded of Pinaclau Pop - in the late 1960s, early 1970s.
0:42:04 > 0:42:10- Ar Log formed in the mid-seventies. - Here we are, 30 years later!
0:42:11 > 0:42:16- To quote the old cliche - Dafydd - Iwan and Ar Log's famous anthem...
0:42:17 > 0:42:20- We're still here!
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- You've spoiled the joke!
0:42:22 > 0:42:27- To close the evening, please welcome - Ar Log to the NOSON LAWEN stage.
0:45:31 > 0:45:36- Thank you! We'd like you - to join us to sing to this song.
0:45:45 > 0:45:48- # Gather around - to listen to our song
0:45:49 > 0:45:51- # About the voyage around Cape Horn
0:45:51 > 0:45:52- # Around Cape Horn!
0:45:53 > 0:45:56- # On the third day of the week, - just before dusk
0:45:56 > 0:45:59- # Sailing past - the cliffs of Anglesey
0:46:00 > 0:46:03- # It was time to say farewell - to dear Wales
0:46:04 > 0:46:06- # Standing on her green - and fertile land
0:46:08 > 0:46:11- # A mighty wind rose, - the sea waves rushed
0:46:12 > 0:46:15- # Washing over our dear blue vessel
0:46:15 > 0:46:19- # Gather around - to listen to our song
0:46:19 > 0:46:23- # About the voyage around Cape Horn, - around Cape Horn!
0:46:23 > 0:46:26- # On the third day of the week, - just before dusk
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- # Sailing past - the cliffs of Anglesey
0:46:46 > 0:46:49- # Gather around - to listen to our song
0:46:50 > 0:46:53- # About the voyage around Cape Horn, - around Cape Horn!
0:46:53 > 0:46:57- # On the third day of the week, - just before dusk
0:46:57 > 0:47:00- # Sailing past - the cliffs of Anglesey
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- # I've sailed to and fro - in tall majestic ships
0:47:05 > 0:47:08- # But this is the worst voyage - I've ever had
0:47:09 > 0:47:12- # Nothing to eat, - no end to the work
0:47:12 > 0:47:15- # Whose heart could help but be sad?
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- # Gather around - to listen to our song
0:47:20 > 0:47:24- # About the voyage around Cape Horn, - around Cape Horn!
0:47:24 > 0:47:27- # On the third day of the week, - just before dusk
0:47:28 > 0:47:30- # Sailing past - the cliffs of Anglesey
0:47:47 > 0:47:50- # Gather around - to listen to our song
0:47:51 > 0:47:54- # About the voyage around Cape Horn, - around Cape Horn!
0:47:54 > 0:47:58- # On the third day of the week, - just before dusk
0:47:59 > 0:48:01- # Sailing past - the cliffs of Anglesey #
0:48:21 > 0:48:22- Did you enjoy yourselves?
0:48:22 > 0:48:24- Did you enjoy yourselves?- - Oh, yes! Very good.
0:48:25 > 0:48:26- Anyone in particular?
0:48:26 > 0:48:28- Anyone in particular?- - This man here!
0:48:29 > 0:48:31- Wonderful. A good night!
0:48:31 > 0:48:32- Wonderful. A good night!- - Excellent.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34- The Cardis always react well.
0:48:35 > 0:48:36- Excellent.
0:48:36 > 0:48:37- Catrin Dafydd was brilliant.
0:48:37 > 0:48:39- Catrin Dafydd was brilliant.- - Aled Hall was special.
0:48:39 > 0:48:41- The choir and Einir Dafydd.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43- The choir and Einir Dafydd.- - Nigel Owens was very good.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47- It's always nice to do NOSON LAWEN. - The audience is here to have fun.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50- There was plenty of fun.
0:48:50 > 0:48:53- I had to red card the floor manager!
0:48:53 > 0:48:55- I must remember to put it - back in the bag.
0:48:55 > 0:48:59- I don't want to go out on the field - with the red card still here!
0:49:00 > 0:49:02- I'd be in trouble.
0:49:06 > 0:49:08- S4/C Subtitles by GWEAD
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