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0:00:19 > 0:00:21- Hello! How are you?
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- Welcome to Noson Lawen - from Llanelli.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- I'm Ieuan Rhys.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- I have the privilege of - introducing many talented artistes.
0:00:31 > 0:00:36- We start with a young woman who - has been studying music in London...
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- ..focusing on composition - and performance.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- When she was younger...
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- ..she was the mascot - of a rather special rugby team.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- The Scarlets!
0:00:51 > 0:00:52- APPLAUSE
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Before every home game, - she sang at Parc Y Scarlets.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- She's going to sing for us tonight.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Please welcome Hanna Morgan.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- # You think I'm young
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- # You think I'm weak
0:01:33 > 0:01:40- # You think I'll be there - every hour of the day
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- # But I'm going to break free
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- # Free, free
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- # You treat me like dirt
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- # But look at me now
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- # You think I'm nothing
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- # But I'm the strongest of us two
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- # I'm not ready - to accept your games and lies
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- # It's time to stop - your cheating and break free
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- # There's no turning back, - it's time to move on
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- # The message of the song is goodbye
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- # You think it's simple
0:02:32 > 0:02:37- # You think I don't see
0:02:40 > 0:02:46- # I'm not the only one for you
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- # That's why I'm going
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- # Going, going
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- # You treat me like dirt
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- # But look at me now
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- # You think I'm nothing
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- # But I'm the strongest of us two
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- # I'm not ready - to accept your games and lies
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- # It's time to stop - your cheating and break free
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- # There's no turning back
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- # It's time to move on
0:03:22 > 0:03:28- # The message of the song is goodbye
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- # You treat me like dirt
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- # But look at me now
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- # You think I'm nothing
0:03:52 > 0:03:57- # But I'm the strongest of us two
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- # I'm not ready - to accept your games and lies
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- # It's time to stop - your cheating and break free
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- # There's no turning back
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- # It's time to move on
0:04:12 > 0:04:18- # The message of the song is goodbye
0:04:28 > 0:04:35- # That's the message of the song #
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Thanks, Hanna Morgan.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- I can't come to Llanelli - and not mention rugby.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- When in all our history...
0:04:52 > 0:04:57- ..have Wales and England - ever had a friendly match?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- They did once, in Cardiff.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- At half-time, Wales had 52 points.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- England had no points.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- I'll say that again.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Wales 52, England 0.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15- CHEERS
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- The Welsh boys had enough.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- They said, "There's no point - going back. Let's go to the pub.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- "But, Gareth Davies, - you're quite new in the team.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- "Go to play - the second half on your own.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- "Then come back to the pub - to tell us what happened."
0:05:34 > 0:05:35- That's what they did.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- After the game, Gareth Davies - met the team in the pub.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Dan Biggar asked, - "What was the final score?"
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Gareth Davies said...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- "..98-3."
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Dan Biggar exclaimed, "98-3!
0:05:51 > 0:05:52- "98-3!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- "How did you let - them score three points?"
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Gareth Davies replied...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- "..I was sent off for ten minutes."
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Our next artiste comes - from Creunant, near Neath.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15- He is perhaps better known - as part of Only Men Aloud.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- He has recorded - five CDs with them...
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- ..and of course won - the Classical Brit Award.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- Tonight, he is singing a favourite - folksong of mine, Y Deryn Pur.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Please give a warm welcome - to Wyn Davies.
0:06:48 > 0:06:54- # The pure bird with silver wing
0:06:54 > 0:06:59- # Be a good servant to me
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- # O speed with haste to the girl
0:07:05 > 0:07:11- # To whom I gave my love
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- # Go to find her and tell her
0:07:17 > 0:07:22- # That I am weeping many tears
0:07:22 > 0:07:28- # That I yearn to see her
0:07:28 > 0:07:34- # And from her love, I am weak
0:07:34 > 0:07:40- # God forgive the fairest of girls
0:07:41 > 0:07:47- # For troubling a man so severely
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- # When my spirits were high
0:08:04 > 0:08:09- # Looking out one feast day
0:08:10 > 0:08:15- # I saw the loveliest girl
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- # Walking, so light of foot
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- # When I saw her, I stood still
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- # In my heart, I thought
0:08:32 > 0:08:37- # Behold, the most beautiful - woman in the land
0:08:38 > 0:08:44- # Her smile made everything - about her beautiful
0:08:45 > 0:08:51- # I would not believe any man alive
0:08:52 > 0:08:58- # That she was not some angel
0:09:04 > 0:09:14- # That she was not some angel #
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Thanks, Wyn Davies.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- We have a duet for you next.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- They've both made an impression - in the world of music.
0:09:33 > 0:09:38- She has appeared in musicals - like Wicked and Deffro'r Gwanwyn.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- He is a professional accompanist - and classical musician.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- They will perform - a song from the musical Wicked.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Please welcome Zoe George - and Rob Marshall.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- # Did that really just happen?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- # Have I actually understood?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- # This weird quirk I try
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- # To suppress or hide
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- # Is a talent that could - help me meet the Wizard
0:10:26 > 0:10:31- # If I make good
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- # So I'll make good
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- # When I meet the Wizard
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- # Once I prove my worth
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- # And then I meet the Wizard
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- # What I've waited for since birth!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- # And with all his Wizard wisdom
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- # By my looks, he won't be blinded
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- # Do you think the Wizard is dumb?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- # Or, like Munchkins, - so small-minded?
0:11:07 > 0:11:08- # No! He'll say to me
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- # "I see who you truly are
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- # "A girl on whom I can rely!"
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- # And that's how we'll begin
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- # The Wizard and I
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- # And one day, - he'll say to me, "Elphaba
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- # "A girl who is so superior
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- # "Shouldn't a girl - who's so good inside
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- # "Have a matching exterior?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- # "And since folks here - to an absurd degree
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- # "Seem fixated on your verdigris
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- # "Would it be all right by you
0:11:45 > 0:11:50- # "If I de-greenify you?"
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- # And though of course - it's not important to me
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- # "All right, why not?" I'll reply
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- # Oh, what a pair we'll be
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- # The Wizard and I
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- # Yes, what a pair we'll be
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- # The Wizard and
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- # Unlimited
0:12:16 > 0:12:21- # My future is unlimited
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- # And I've just had a vision
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- # Almost like a prophecy
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- # I know - it sounds truly crazy
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- # And true, the vision's hazy
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- # But I swear, some day there'll be
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- # A celebration throughout Oz
0:12:42 > 0:12:52- # That's all to do with me!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- # And I'll stand there - with the Wizard
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- # Feeling things I've never felt
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- # And though I'd never show it
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- # I'll be so happy, I could melt!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- # And so it will be - for the rest of my life
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- # And I'll want - nothing else till I die
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- # Held in such high esteem
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- # When people see me, - they will scream
0:13:20 > 0:13:26- # For half of Oz's favourite team
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- # The Wizard
0:13:28 > 0:13:37- # And I! #
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0:13:59 > 0:14:03- Welcome back - to Noson Lawen from Llanelli.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Our next artiste - comes from Llansannan.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- He lives in Betws - near Ammanford now.
0:14:10 > 0:14:15- He's a familiar voice - on the radio and television.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- He's going to sing - Y Gwr O Gwm Penmachno.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- With Andrew Coughlin - on the double bass...
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- ..please welcome Arwel Lloyd, - or to you and me, Gildas.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- # There was a man from Cwm Penmachno
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- # He had a sweetheart in Llandudno
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- # He met his love on the Gogarth
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- # Before returning - to muck out the farmyard
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- # She was a nice girl
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- # Her father owned a garage
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- # He was a good bloke
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- # But she was no good - at washing or cooking
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- # She got the sack - after one phone call
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- # If anyone's listening
0:15:19 > 0:15:20- # The man from Penmachno
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- # Wants a wife, find her he must
0:15:25 > 0:15:30- # He has a wheelbarrow, - wellies and his granddad's tractor
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- # To gather the herd
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- # He looked for love in Liverpool
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- # Not thinking he'd get into trouble
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- # And at first, the journey
0:15:58 > 0:16:03- # Didn't worry - the man from the hills
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- # She was a pretty girl, - but there was a slight problem
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- # Her father was as rough as bricks
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- # He said, - "I'm gonna have to turn her
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- # "It's raining - old ladies and sticks"
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- # If anyone's listening
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- # The man from Penmachno
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- # Wants a wife, find her he must
0:16:29 > 0:16:34- # He has a wheelbarrow, - wellies and his granddad's tractor
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- # To gather the herd
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- # He searched diligently
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- # In young farmers' clubs
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- # Far and wide, without much luck
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- # So back he went
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- # His tail between his legs
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- # He had run out of steam
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- # If anyone's listening
0:17:18 > 0:17:19- # The man from Penmachno
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- # Wants a wife, find her he must
0:17:23 > 0:17:29- # He has a wheelbarrow, wellies - and his granddad's tractor
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- # To gather the herd #
0:17:53 > 0:17:54- Thanks.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Thanks, Arwel and Andrew.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Our next singer is a very busy lady.
0:18:07 > 0:18:13- She sings in operas - like Cinderella.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18- She travels all around Britain - with singer Rhydian Roberts...
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- ..and in the Doctor Who - musical show.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- Last year, she released - a CD, Skylark.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- She will sing a song - from the CD for us.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Please welcome Ellen Williams.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- # The mist of dawn surrounds me
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- # And embraces my soul
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- # I know that love is somewhere
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- # As the river meets the sea
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- # A voice calls to me
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- # And a hand guides me
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- # To the peace that waits
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- # As the river meets the sea
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- # There is a secret place
0:19:34 > 0:19:40- # Where my soul can be free
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- # But now, there is an emptiness
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- # That has been in me so long
0:19:51 > 0:19:57- # Open your heart to me
0:19:57 > 0:20:04- # Answer my prayer
0:20:05 > 0:20:11- # Open your soul to me
0:20:12 > 0:20:19- # Lead me to the dawn
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- # Aah aah aah
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- # Aah aah aah
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- # Aah aah aah
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- # Aah aah aah
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- # Aah aah aah
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- # Aah aah aah
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- # I know I won't see the day
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- # Tears fill my heart
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- # There will be no silver lining
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- # Or light on our path
0:21:11 > 0:21:17- # Open your heart to me
0:21:18 > 0:21:23- # Answer my prayer now
0:21:25 > 0:21:31- # Open your soul to me
0:21:32 > 0:21:39- # Lead me to the dawn
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- # A mist closes about me
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- # It's part of my soul
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- # I know there is love somewhere
0:21:57 > 0:22:05- # As the river meets the sea #
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Thanks, Ellen Williams.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- We have a crew of talented - children for you next.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- They go to - a performing arts school...
0:22:27 > 0:22:32- ..where Carmarthenshire - children act, sing and dance.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- They're going to sing a song - from the musical Nia Ben Aur.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- With conductor - Siw Jones please welcome...
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- ..Cor Ysgol Berfformio Dyffryn Tywi!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- # Farewell, Tir na nOg
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- # Nia looks out to sea
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- # I see tears fall
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- # Down her cheeks
0:23:14 > 0:23:19- # I hear Ireland calling me back
0:23:20 > 0:23:25- # And I long for the good times - to return
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- # Fa la la la la la la la
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- # So sing the little birds
0:23:32 > 0:23:37- # I hear the sound - from the fair isle
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- # Fa la la la la la la la
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- # I'll join in the song
0:23:44 > 0:23:49- # I'm going home - to my beloved country
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- # I think of my dear friends
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- # The old airs and golden harp
0:23:57 > 0:24:02- # The bards and great gatherings
0:24:03 > 0:24:05- # Legends and heroes
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- # Music echoing through the land
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- # And the girls dancing
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- # With gay abandon
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- # Fa la la la la la la la
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- # So sing the little birds
0:24:21 > 0:24:26- # The sound reaches me - from the fair isle
0:24:28 > 0:24:30- # Fa la la la la la la la
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- # I'll join in the song
0:24:33 > 0:24:39- # I'm going home - to my beloved country
0:24:40 > 0:24:45- # My heartbeat quickens - as the horizon nears
0:24:46 > 0:24:51- # I can clearly see my home
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- # Surrounded by green hills
0:24:55 > 0:24:57- # The seagulls on the beach
0:24:58 > 0:25:03- # Call for their king to return
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- # Fa la la la la la la la
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- # So sing the little birds
0:25:10 > 0:25:15- # The sound reaches me - from the fair isle
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- # Fa la la la la la la la
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- # I'll join in the song
0:25:23 > 0:25:28- # I'm going home - to my beloved country
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- # I'm going home
0:25:33 > 0:25:39- # To my beloved country #
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0:26:02 > 0:26:03- Welcome back.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- Have you booked your holiday yet?
0:26:08 > 0:26:13- I fly with budget airlines. - The toilets are outside.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- Never fly with Virgin. - They don't go all the way.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- You meet strange folk.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- Last year, I sat next to a cannibal - on a flight home from Italy.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30- He didn't have an arm or a leg.
0:26:31 > 0:26:36- "What sort of holiday did you have?" - I asked. "Self-catering," he said.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- After ten minutes, bing-bong.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44- "Hello. This is your captain, - Jeremy Williams.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- "Welcome on board flight 323...
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- "..from Pisa in Italy - to Rhoose in Wales.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55- "The flying conditions are superb.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- "The flight back to Wales... - oh my god!"
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- Then there was a deathly silence. - Everybody froze.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Then, bing bong.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13- "Hello. It's your captain, Jeremy - Williams. Sorry if I frightened you.
0:27:13 > 0:27:18- "While I was talking, - I spilt hot coffee all over me.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- "You should see the mess - down the front of my trousers."
0:27:23 > 0:27:25- The bloke in front of me said...
0:27:25 > 0:27:30- "..You should see the mess - down the back of my trousers."
0:27:33 > 0:27:38- Do you have a favourite musical? - Miss Saigon is one of mine.
0:27:38 > 0:27:43- I'm pleased to say that we have - a song from Miss Saigon next.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47- Please welcome - Zoe George and Rob Marshall.
0:28:15 > 0:28:20- # You who I cradled in my arms
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- # You
0:28:23 > 0:28:29- # Asking as little as you can
0:28:33 > 0:28:35- # Little snip
0:28:35 > 0:28:40- # Of a little man
0:28:41 > 0:28:44- # I swear I'd give my life
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- # For you
0:28:49 > 0:28:51- # I've tasted love
0:28:51 > 0:28:55- # Beyond all fear
0:28:57 > 0:29:01- # And you should know - it's love that brought you here
0:29:02 > 0:29:05- # And in one perfect night
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- # When the stars burned like new
0:29:09 > 0:29:13- # I knew what I must do
0:29:14 > 0:29:19- # I'll give you - a million things I'll never own
0:29:20 > 0:29:23- # I'll give you a world to conquer
0:29:23 > 0:29:27- # When you're grown
0:29:29 > 0:29:33- # You will be who you want to be
0:29:34 > 0:29:35- # You
0:29:37 > 0:29:43- # Can choose whatever heaven grants
0:29:45 > 0:29:47- # As long as you
0:29:47 > 0:29:51- # Can have your chance
0:29:51 > 0:29:54- # I swear I'll give my life
0:29:54 > 0:29:57- # For you
0:29:59 > 0:30:01- # Sometimes I wake up
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- # Reaching for him
0:30:06 > 0:30:09- # I feel his shadow brush my head
0:30:09 > 0:30:14- # But there's just - moonlight on my bed
0:30:14 > 0:30:17- # Was he a ghost, was he a lie?
0:30:17 > 0:30:20- # That made my body laugh and cry?
0:30:22 > 0:30:25- # Then by my side the proof I see
0:30:25 > 0:30:29- # His little one, gods of the sun
0:30:29 > 0:30:34- # Bring him to me!
0:30:39 > 0:30:43- # You can be who you want to be
0:30:43 > 0:30:45- # You
0:30:46 > 0:30:52- # Can choose whatever heaven grants
0:30:53 > 0:30:55- # As long as you
0:30:56 > 0:30:59- # Can have your chance
0:31:00 > 0:31:02- # I swear I'll give my life
0:31:03 > 0:31:05- # For you
0:31:07 > 0:31:12- # No-one can stop what I must do
0:31:13 > 0:31:14- # I swear
0:31:14 > 0:31:18- # I'll give my life
0:31:18 > 0:31:21- # For you! #
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- Thanks to Zoe and Rob.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49- Have you heard about - the man from Whitland?
0:31:49 > 0:31:52- By day, he runs a bus company.
0:31:52 > 0:31:57- By night, he travels all over - Wales to entertain audiences.
0:31:57 > 0:32:03- It isn't a joke. It's true. - To prove that, he's here tonight.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05- Please welcome Cleif Edwards.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14- Good evening. Are you alright?
0:32:14 > 0:32:16- Good evening. Are you alright?- - Yes!
0:32:16 > 0:32:19- I'll start with a true story.
0:32:19 > 0:32:24- Last weekend, - Wil and I went to Aberystwyth.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27- We had a great time.
0:32:27 > 0:32:31- On the way home, I said, - "How about a curry?"
0:32:32 > 0:32:35- "I haven't had a curry before," - he said.
0:32:35 > 0:32:39- "Have a mild curry," I suggested.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41- "I'll try a vindaloo," he said.
0:32:41 > 0:32:47- "Don't have a vindaloo," I said. - "That's the worst you could have."
0:32:47 > 0:32:51- "I'll be fine. - I'll have a vindaloo."
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- He ate a plate full of vindaloo.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57- Then we headed home to Lampeter.
0:32:57 > 0:33:02- He said, "You'd better pull in." - "What's wrong?" I asked him.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- "I'm having rumbles," he said.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07- "I can't pull in here," I said.
0:33:07 > 0:33:12- "You have to!" he said. "Wait until - we get to Aberaeron," I replied.
0:33:12 > 0:33:17- I put my foot down - and stopped at a pub in Aberaeron.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20- Wil jumped out.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- He undid his belt...
0:33:23 > 0:33:25- ..as he dashed for the pub.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29- As he walked for the toilet...
0:33:29 > 0:33:33- ..to save time, - he pulled down his trousers...
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- ..and reversed into the cubicle.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40- He sat down.
0:33:41 > 0:33:43- He only just made it.
0:33:43 > 0:33:46- He looked down and saw four feet.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55- He turned round. A bloke was - already sitting on the toilet.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01- He said, "I'm very sorry.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05- "I didn't see you sitting there."
0:34:05 > 0:34:10- The bloke replied, - "Don't worry. It's alright.
0:34:10 > 0:34:15- "I saw you coming, so I picked up - your trousers before you sat down."
0:34:21 > 0:34:24- My partner has become a real nag.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27- I'd say she has a degree in nagging.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31- I'm sure she has...
0:34:31 > 0:34:36- ..especially - after I've had a few pints.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39- I went out Saturday night.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42- My friend said...
0:34:42 > 0:34:46- "..If she nags, - just nibble her feet."
0:34:46 > 0:34:48- That'll stop her nagging.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52- I walked into the house.
0:34:53 > 0:34:57- I crept upstairs.
0:34:57 > 0:35:01- I walked into the bedroom.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06- Then I climbed into bed.
0:35:06 > 0:35:11- I didn't say a word. - I started to nibble her feet.
0:35:11 > 0:35:15- She didn't protest or move an inch.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19- As I reached her knees...
0:35:19 > 0:35:22- ..I had a sudden urge to pee.
0:35:22 > 0:35:27- I thought the best plan - was to reverse back slowly.
0:35:27 > 0:35:33- So I nibbled my way back down - and left.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37- She didn't say a word.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41- I reached the toilet.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44- What a relief!
0:35:44 > 0:35:50- As I was going to flush the toilet, - my wife shouted.
0:35:50 > 0:35:55- "Don't make a noise. - Mam is sleeping in our bed."
0:36:03 > 0:36:09- And now Mirain will join me to sing - Pwy Fydd Yma 'Mhen Can Mlynedd.
0:36:19 > 0:36:23- # Who will be here - in a hundred years?
0:36:24 > 0:36:28- # Who will be here - singing the songs?
0:36:29 > 0:36:33- # Who will be here to accompany
0:36:34 > 0:36:38- # The old Welsh songs?
0:36:39 > 0:36:43- # Who will be reading the verses?
0:36:44 > 0:36:48- # Who will tell the story?
0:36:49 > 0:36:52- # Who will be spreading the Word
0:36:54 > 0:36:58- # And teaching us - about Mary's child?
0:36:59 > 0:37:03- # Who will be in the congregation?
0:37:04 > 0:37:08- # Who will be in the deacon's seat?
0:37:09 > 0:37:13- # Who will be rejoicing
0:37:14 > 0:37:17- # With the other worshippers?
0:37:22 > 0:37:25- # Who will be sharing the bread?
0:37:26 > 0:37:30- # Who will be pouring the wine?
0:37:31 > 0:37:35- # Who will be remorseful
0:37:36 > 0:37:40- # Before God, on bended knees?
0:37:41 > 0:37:45- # Who will be here - in a hundred years?
0:37:46 > 0:37:50- # We will be in Heaven
0:37:51 > 0:37:55- # But Jesus's new friends
0:37:56 > 0:37:58- # Will still
0:37:59 > 0:38:05- # Be praising Him #
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0:38:21 > 0:38:21- Subtitles
0:38:21 > 0:38:23- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:38:29 > 0:38:31- Welcome back to Noson Lawen.
0:38:31 > 0:38:36- The duo met on a radio programme, - Naked Play.
0:38:36 > 0:38:40- Don't worry, - they're fully clothed tonight.
0:38:40 > 0:38:44- Their voices blend - beautifully together.
0:38:45 > 0:38:49- Please welcome back - Hanna Morgan and Arwel Lloyd.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07- # Another day ends
0:39:08 > 0:39:10- # I draw the curtains
0:39:11 > 0:39:14- # February's cold moon
0:39:14 > 0:39:17- # Makes patterns on the floor
0:39:18 > 0:39:20- # As I rest my head
0:39:21 > 0:39:23- # On a cold pillow
0:39:24 > 0:39:27- # I see in your face
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- # In the weak light of the moon
0:39:32 > 0:39:34- # Knowing there's a tomorrow
0:39:35 > 0:39:38- # Is good enough for me
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- # Sleep soundly tonight
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- # I am near you
0:39:51 > 0:39:54- # Look through the window
0:39:54 > 0:39:57- # At the million stars
0:39:58 > 0:40:00- # Look at them again
0:40:01 > 0:40:03- # And that's where I am
0:40:04 > 0:40:07- # The shooting star, falling
0:40:08 > 0:40:11- # And slipping into your room
0:40:11 > 0:40:14- # To watch over your bed
0:40:14 > 0:40:18- # Until the night ends
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- # Knowing there's a tomorrow
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- # Is good enough for me
0:40:26 > 0:40:29- # Sleep soundly tonight
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- # I am near you
0:40:35 > 0:40:38- # Tomorrow's rainbow
0:40:38 > 0:40:41- # Will brighten up my day
0:40:42 > 0:40:44- # And silence the lonely owl's cry
0:40:45 > 0:40:48- # As it flies along the valley
0:40:49 > 0:40:51- # But until tomorrow comes
0:40:52 > 0:40:54- # I'll enfold you in my warmth
0:40:55 > 0:40:58- # Like a warm blanket round you
0:40:58 > 0:41:02- # Until the night ends
0:41:03 > 0:41:06- # Knowing there's a tomorrow
0:41:07 > 0:41:10- # Is good enough for me
0:41:11 > 0:41:13- # Sleep soundly tonight
0:41:14 > 0:41:17- # I am near you
0:41:19 > 0:41:22- # Knowing there's a tomorrow
0:41:22 > 0:41:25- # Is good enough for me
0:41:27 > 0:41:31- # Sleep soundly tonight
0:41:32 > 0:41:38- # I am near you #
0:41:53 > 0:41:55- Thanks to Arwel and Hanna.
0:41:57 > 0:42:02- Four British and Irish - rugby players...
0:42:02 > 0:42:06- ..attended a - rugby conference in France.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09- Jamie Roberts from Wales.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12- Mike Brown from England.
0:42:12 > 0:42:17- Tommy Bowe from Ireland, - and Greg Laidlaw from Scotland.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20- They flew from Heathrow to France.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25- Halfway there, the pilot said, - "We have a problem.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31- "We'll have to jump, - using parachutes.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35- "But there are only four parachutes.
0:42:35 > 0:42:40- "As the pilot, I must have one."
0:42:40 > 0:42:45- He grabbed a parachute and jumped. - Next was Mike Brown from England.
0:42:46 > 0:42:51- "I'm the only one - who has won the World Cup.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- "I must have one."
0:42:57 > 0:43:00- He jumped out.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03- Then it was - Ireland's Tommy Bowe's turn.
0:43:03 > 0:43:08- "I'm so popular back home - and all over the world...
0:43:08 > 0:43:10- "..I must have one."
0:43:11 > 0:43:13- He jumped.
0:43:13 > 0:43:18- Ever the gentleman, Jamie Roberts - said to Greg Laidlow...
0:43:18 > 0:43:22- "..You're a popular player - in Scotland.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25- "You're good for the team.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29- "You have the last parachute."
0:43:29 > 0:43:33- "What do you mean?" said Greg. - "There are two left."
0:43:34 > 0:43:37- "Two parachutes? How come?" - asked Jamie.
0:43:37 > 0:43:40- "Mike Brown jumped out - with the kit bag."
0:43:49 > 0:43:52- Unfortunately, our time is up.
0:43:53 > 0:43:57- All that's left to do - is to thank the artistes...
0:43:57 > 0:44:01- ..and you, the people of Llanelli, - for your warm welcome.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05- We'll close with a classic song.
0:44:05 > 0:44:09- It was written by - Hywel Gwynfryn and Robat Arwyn.
0:44:09 > 0:44:15- Please welcome Wyn Davies and Ellen - Williams to sing Anfonaf Angel.
0:44:16 > 0:44:17- Goodbye.
0:44:36 > 0:44:40- # The sounds of the city at night
0:44:40 > 0:44:43- # Wakes me
0:44:44 > 0:44:46- # For a moment
0:44:46 > 0:44:49- # I imagine you're beside me
0:44:50 > 0:44:53- # I hear a faint melody
0:44:54 > 0:44:57- # And your voice calls gently
0:44:58 > 0:45:00- # "I'll send an angel
0:45:00 > 0:45:03- # "To protect you
0:45:04 > 0:45:08- # "I'll send an angel
0:45:08 > 0:45:11- # "To protect you tonight
0:45:12 > 0:45:15- # "I'll send an angel
0:45:15 > 0:45:18- # "To comfort you"
0:45:19 > 0:45:22- # Hearing your voice is enough
0:45:23 > 0:45:26- # To dispel all my fears
0:45:27 > 0:45:30- # "I'll send an angel
0:45:30 > 0:45:33- # "To you"
0:45:43 > 0:45:45- # And sometimes
0:45:45 > 0:45:49- # When life is too much
0:45:50 > 0:45:52- # I feel lonely
0:45:53 > 0:45:55- # And downhearted
0:45:56 > 0:46:00- # But when I'm on my knees
0:46:00 > 0:46:03- # I see through my tears
0:46:04 > 0:46:06- # And I remember the words
0:46:06 > 0:46:09- # You said to me
0:46:10 > 0:46:13- # "I'll send an angel
0:46:14 > 0:46:17- # "To protect you tonight
0:46:17 > 0:46:20- # "I'll send an angel
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- # "To comfort you"
0:46:24 > 0:46:28- # Hearing your voice is enough
0:46:29 > 0:46:32- # To dispel all my fears
0:46:33 > 0:46:37- # "I'll send an angel to you"
0:46:40 > 0:46:44- # You are the angel - who is always there
0:46:44 > 0:46:47- # Watching over me
0:46:48 > 0:46:50- # Wherever I am
0:46:51 > 0:46:54- # You are my angel
0:46:54 > 0:46:57- # My guardian angel
0:46:58 > 0:47:01- # I remember the words
0:47:02 > 0:47:05- # You said to me
0:47:05 > 0:47:09- # "I'll send an angel
0:47:09 > 0:47:12- # "To protect you tonight
0:47:13 > 0:47:16- # "I'll send an angel
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- # "To comfort you"
0:47:20 > 0:47:24- # Hearing your voice is enough
0:47:25 > 0:47:28- # To dispel all my fears
0:47:29 > 0:47:31- # "I'll send an angel
0:47:32 > 0:47:35- # "To you
0:47:37 > 0:47:42- # "I'll send an angel
0:47:44 > 0:47:54- # "To you" #
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