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0:00:21 > 0:00:24- A warm welcome to Noson Lawen...
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- ..and - a special welcome to Lampeter...
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- ..or as we say locally, Llanbed.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- We have a wonderful evening - of entertainment for you.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Our first performers - are two familiar faces.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- They recently formed a duet.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- To sing Y Tywydd Mawr...
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- ..please welcome - Gwenan Gibbard and Meinir Gwilym.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- # Bardsey Sound - is a treacherous crossing
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- # My only option - is Huw Puw's dreaded boat
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- # It'll go up and down - on white-crested waves
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- # I'll be clinging to a rope - for dear life
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- # I'd rather be anywhere - but Huw Puw's boat
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- # Huw has been smoking shag - since we set off
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- # I'm not cut out for life - on Huw Puw's boat
0:02:04 > 0:02:05- # Dafydd Jones is boiling peas
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- # Dafydd Jones is boiling peas- - # He's starving, despite the Sound
0:02:08 > 0:02:09- # He gobbles his food
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- # He gobbles his food- - # While I'm quaking in my boots
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- # I went to sea at too much haste, - on Huw Puw's boat
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- # Huw Puw's boat is sailing tonight
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- # The sound of raising anchor
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- # I must go sailing
0:03:05 > 0:03:10- # I'll wear a shiny peaked cap - as long as I live
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- # If I can be a sailor
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- # On Huw Puw's boat
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- # The boat is going up and down #
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Ugh!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- # But the sea - will be calmer in an hour
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- # We'll see another daybreak soon
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- # And I'll get up, - feeling like a hero
0:03:39 > 0:03:44- # I've weathered the storm
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- # On Huw Puw's boat
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- # It goes up and down - on white-crested waves
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- # I'll be clinging to a rope - for dear life
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- # I'd rather be anywhere - but Huw Puw's boat #
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Thanks, Gwenan and Meinir.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- I read the other day...
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- ..of all the professions - in the world...
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- ..the most romantic men...
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- ..are farmers.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- I had a shock.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42- I know I read it in Farmers Weekly, - but still!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- It reminded me of a story...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- ..about a farmhand.
0:04:49 > 0:04:55- The young lad worked on a farm.
0:04:55 > 0:05:01- The farmer's daughter was pretty.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- He fancied her. - But he had to be careful.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- He wanted to keep his job.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- But he realized this couldn't go on.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17- He was so preoccupied by her, he'd - already crashed two wheelbarrows.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24- He plucked up the courage - to ask her out.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- "Oh, yes!" she replied.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- "How about tonight?" he asked her. - "Fine," she said.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- He started to tremble.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- She asked him, - "Where are you taking me?"
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- He knew she liked sheep.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51- He said, "You know the mountain - behind the house?" "Yes," she said.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- "We'll go halfway up. - It's a fine evening.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- "I'll bring a picnic."
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- "Lovely," she said.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Everything was going great.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- They sat there, admiring - the views and looking at sheep.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14- He thought it was time - to make a move.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21- As it was the first date, - he was nervous.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- It's like testing an electric fence.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Anything could happen.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- It could be on or off.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Where was I?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- So that's where he was...
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- ..and he decided to be bold.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00- He put his hand on her knee.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Everything was fine.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Then she said, "John.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- "You can go higher if you like."
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- "Oh, no!" he replied. - "The mist might come down."
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Our next singer - was brought up in Pencader.
0:07:36 > 0:07:41- After Trinity College, he studied - at the Royal Academy in London.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- His passion is musicals.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- He's singing a song - from Jekyll And Hyde.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- Here's Deiniol Wyn Rees - to sing This Is The Moment.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- # This is the moment
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- # This is the day
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- # When I send - all my doubts and demons
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- # On their way
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- # Every endeavour
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- # I have made ever
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- # Is coming into play
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- # Is here and now, today
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- # This is the moment
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- # This is the time
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- # When the momentum and the moment
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- # Are in rhyme
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- # Give me this moment
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- # This precious chance
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- # I'll gather up my past
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- # And make some sense at last
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- # This is the moment
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- # When all I've done
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- # All the dreaming, - scheming and screaming
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- # Become one
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- # This is the day
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- # See it sparkle and shine
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- # When all I've loved for
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- # Becomes mine
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- # For all these years
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- # I've faced the world alone
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- # And now the time has come
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- # To prove to them
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- # I've made it on my own
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- # This is the moment
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- # My final test
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- # Destiny beckoned
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- # I never reckoned
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- # Second best
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- # I won't look down
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- # I must not fall
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- # This is the moment
0:10:20 > 0:10:25- # The sweetest moment of them all
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- # This is the moment
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- # Damn all the odds
0:10:34 > 0:10:35- # This day, or never
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- # I'll sit forever
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- # With the gods
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- # When I look back
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- # I will always recall
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- # Moment for moment
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- # This was the moment
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- # The greatest moment
0:10:57 > 0:11:03- # Of them all #
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Thanks to Deiniol.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Since the mid-sixties...
0:11:27 > 0:11:32- ..he has entertained audiences - in Wales with his marvellous songs.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Tonight, he's joined - by a stage full of children.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- To sing Can Angharad...
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- ..please welcome the Lampeter - Urdd branch and Dafydd Iwan!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- # We all live in Rwla Land
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- # Some of us are mortals, - some of us are gods
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- # Apart from the odd eccentric, - most are the same
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- # All driven by ambition, - except for Mursen the cat
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- # Dewin Dwl sits aimlessly - in his fort in Number 10
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- # He anticipates another war - before the world ends
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- # Dewin Doeth sits wisely - like a cockerel on a gate
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- # There's no mention - of Ceridwen or Llipryn Llwyd
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- # We all live Rwla Land
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- # Some of us are mortals, - some of us are gods
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- # Apart from the odd eccentric, - most are the same
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- # All driven by ambition, - except for Mursen the cat
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- # Rwdlan makes programmes - onboard the S4C ship
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- # Strempan's in prison - for daubing her deck
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- # The Llanishen HQ - is a sight to behold
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- # Despite sunny spells, - it looks like rain
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- # We all live Rwla Land
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- # Some of us are mortals, - some of us are gods
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- # Apart from the odd eccentric, - most are the same
0:13:10 > 0:13:15- # All driven by ambition, - except for Mursen the cat
0:13:15 > 0:13:19- # Rala is a commissioner, - Mali is flat on her back
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- # Jobs in the Assembly - is their next stop
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- # A fanfare greeted - Strempan's release from jail
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- # The people of Rala Land - stood as one
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- # We all live Rwla Land
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- # Some of us are mortals, - some of us are gods
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- # Apart from the odd eccentric, - most are the same
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- # All driven by ambition, - except for Mursen the cat
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- # We all live Rwla Land
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- # Some of us are mortals, - some of us are gods
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- # Apart from the odd eccentric, - most are the same
0:13:58 > 0:13:59- # Driven by ambition
0:14:00 > 0:14:01- # Green with envy
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- # All driven by ambition, - except for Mursen the cat #
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0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Welcome back.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Our next performer - comes from Cwmfelin Mynach.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- I'm sure he'll feel at home - on the Noson Lawen stage.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- He's quite a character.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Please welcome the Welsh Whisperer.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- How are you, Lampeter?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Are you OK?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- I'm fine too, thanks. - I apologize for being late.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- I couldn't find a lift - so I had to hitchhike.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- You won't believe this. - No-one would stop.
0:15:02 > 0:15:07- But one car did. - Who was driving, but Dafydd Iwan.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- I'm not joking. "Where are - you going, sir?" I asked him.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16- "Noson Lawen in Lampeter." - "Any chance of a lift?" I asked.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- I jumped in.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- He said, "I'll move the green paint - so you can sit here."
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- We reached Lampeter.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- I hope Dafydd Iwan - doesn't mind me saying this.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- He's here tonight.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- He was getting a bit frustrated - and annoyed.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- He couldn't see any signs anywhere.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- I said, - "Dafydd, you pulled them all down!"
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- You've probably heard - that I've travelled the world...
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- ..singing the old classics.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56- I've met exotic girls - in distant countries.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01- At the end of the day, if - they can't shear, what's the point?
0:16:01 > 0:16:06- My song Edrych Am Gymraes, describes - my search for a Welsh girl.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- You can clap, Lampeter!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Hey, Noson Lawen.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- # When I was a wanderer
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- # Crossing country borders
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- # Travelling the world, - night and day, flying like the lark
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- # I drank in remote taverns
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- # In German beer halls
0:16:32 > 0:16:37- # Las Vegas cocktail bars - and Mexico City's cantinas
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- # But someone was missing
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- # The sunburn turned me bright red
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- # I shouted out, - "I'm looking for a Welsh girl!" #
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Any Welsh girls here?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- # In a vineyard in Italy
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- # I met Marina
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- # She was olive-skinned - from the Italian sun
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- # Being the gentleman that I am, - I asked her out for lunch
0:17:05 > 0:17:10- # She didn't like leeks - in her cannelloni
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- # But someone was missing
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- # The sunburn turned me bright red
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- # I shouted out, - "I'm looking for a Welsh girl!" #
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- I kept moving.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28- # In a jazz cafe in gay Paris - I met Amelie
0:17:28 > 0:17:33- # She had sky-blue eyes - and sang like a cuckoo
0:17:33 > 0:17:38- # I made a beeline for her - when I heard her singing
0:17:38 > 0:17:43- # I didn't lose my heart because - she'd never folded a local paper
0:17:44 > 0:17:45- # Someone was missing
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- # The sunburn turned me bright red
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- # I shouted out, - "I'm looking for a Welsh girl!" #
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- I had to travel even further!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- # In Argentina, I heard Christina
0:18:01 > 0:18:06- # Playing the panpipes - and wiggling her bottom
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- # At last I felt true love
0:18:11 > 0:18:16- # But it broke my heart when she - refused to come to the eisteddfod
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- # Someone was missing, - the sunburn turned me bright red
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- # I shouted out, - "I'm looking for a Welsh girl!" #
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Don't worry, Lampeter.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- # I'm back in Wales, - in bacon and egg country
0:18:34 > 0:18:39- # I hope to find - a pretty girl or two
0:18:40 > 0:18:41- # I'll throw a big party
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- # We'll have - Welsh cakes and lobscouse
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- # It's the land of milk and honey - and folk dancing
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- # I'm back in Wales
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- # Ploughing the land, planting beans
0:18:54 > 0:18:59- # I'm not talking about farming, - but finding a Welsh girl
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- # It's harvest time
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- # To fertile land, we give thanks
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- # What I love most of all - are pretty Welsh girls #
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Thank you!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Bye, Llanbed!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Thanks to the Welsh Whisperer!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- I feel very much at home now.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- I'm going to introduce - a Young Farmers Club.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Pontsian Young Farmers - was established in 1942.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- It's one of Ceredigion's - biggest branches.
0:19:40 > 0:19:46- They won - the main choral competition...
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- ..at the 2014 - Young Farmers Eisteddfod.
0:19:50 > 0:19:55- Here they are to sing that - winning song, Heddiw, Ddoe, Yfory.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- They're led by Bethan Evans - and accompanied by Gwyneth Ayers.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- Please welcome - Pontsian Young Farmers Club.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- # Early morning daylight
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- # Sunshine after rain
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- # Sailing back to the harbour
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- # Dropping anchor, holding hands
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- # Embracing old memories
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- # Ready to face the day
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- # Our dreams
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- # Will be realized today
0:20:54 > 0:20:58- # Today, yesterday, tomorrow
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- # Is within us
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- # Within us
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- # Today, yesterday, tomorrow
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- # With you, with you
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- # A new day dawned
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- # On the shore of our love
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- # Today, yesterday, tomorrow
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- # Is within us
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- # The whispering waves
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- # Soothe away the day
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- # The flickering starlight
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- # Embraces the whole bay
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- # And the moon promises
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- # To protect us through the year
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- # As we sail towards the future
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- # In harmony
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- # Today, yesterday, tomorrow
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- # Is within us
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- # Within us
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- # Today, yesterday, tomorrow
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- # With you, with you
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- # A new day dawned
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- # On the shore of our love
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- # Today, yesterday, tomorrow
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- # Is within us
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- # Gathering memories from the past
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- # And always keeping them close
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- # And these treasured moments
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- # Are an anchor
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- # For our tomorrows
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- # Today, yesterday, tomorrow
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- # Is within us
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- # Within us
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- # Today, yesterday, tomorrow
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- # With you, with you
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- # A new day dawned
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- # On the shore of our love
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- # Today, yesterday, tomorrow
0:23:34 > 0:23:39- # Is within us
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- # Today
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- # Yesterday
0:23:46 > 0:23:48- # Tomorrow
0:23:50 > 0:23:56- # Is within us #
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0:24:14 > 0:24:14- Subtitles
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0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Welcome back - to Lampeter's Noson Lawen.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Next, we have a young local talent.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- She will sing about one - of Ceredigion's loveliest valleys.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- It was immortalised by T Llew Jones.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37- Singing Cwm Alltcafan, - please welcome Lowri Elen Jones.
0:25:00 > 0:25:05- # Have you ever been - to Cwm Alltcafan
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- # Where summer lingers long?
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- # Where the bluebells - are at their brightest
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- # Have you? Haven't you really?
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- # So you never saw the Teifi
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- # Flowing slowly down the vale
0:25:26 > 0:25:30- # And you never - saw the gorse flowers
0:25:31 > 0:25:36- # Thickly carpeting the slopes
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- # But give me Cwm Alltcafan
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- # When the sun shines on the world
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- # There you'll find - the loveliest view
0:25:50 > 0:25:59- # You can keep all the rest
0:26:00 > 0:26:06- # Did I see the gentle lakes - of Killarney in Ireland?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- # No, I did not
0:26:08 > 0:26:12- # While others travelled the world
0:26:13 > 0:26:17- # I stayed in my home land
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- # Go to Switzerland and to Italy
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- # Go to Ireland in your turn
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- # Go to Scotland
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- # Where there is beautiful scenery
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- # I am sure
0:26:36 > 0:26:41- # But give me Cwm Alltcafan
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- # When the sun shines on the world
0:26:45 > 0:26:49- # There you'll find - the loveliest view
0:26:50 > 0:26:57- # You can keep all the rest
0:26:58 > 0:27:03- # But give me Cwm Alltcafan
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- # When the sun shines on the world
0:27:07 > 0:27:12- # There you'll find - the loveliest view
0:27:12 > 0:27:22- # You can keep all the rest #
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Thanks, Lowri.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39- It's time to welcome Deiniol back.
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- He is joined by a friend - from Cardiff, who is also a singer.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Singing Fedra I Mond - Dy Garu Di O Bell...
0:27:48 > 0:27:52- ..please welcome - Deiniol Wyn Rees and Amy Coombes.
0:28:06 > 0:28:13- # They say that sunshine - brightens every sky
0:28:13 > 0:28:16- # When you came into my life
0:28:17 > 0:28:19- # I drowned in your warmth
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- # Since the dawn of that day
0:28:23 > 0:28:26- # I can't escape from your smile
0:28:27 > 0:28:30- # And when the sun hides at night
0:28:30 > 0:28:35- # You're the light amongst the stars
0:28:37 > 0:28:39- # But now, the days
0:28:39 > 0:28:43- # Go faster than the hours
0:28:43 > 0:28:46- # And the passing minutes
0:28:47 > 0:28:49- # Are like seconds now
0:28:50 > 0:28:53- # And when it's time for me
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- # To explain everything
0:28:57 > 0:29:01- # All my plans fall - in pieces on the ground
0:29:01 > 0:29:05- # And the reasons are all lost
0:29:06 > 0:29:12- # I stumble over my words with you
0:29:13 > 0:29:19- # I can't say what I'd like
0:29:20 > 0:29:23- # I'll dream again - of a better chance
0:29:24 > 0:29:26- # But until that time
0:29:27 > 0:29:33- # I can only love you from afar
0:29:38 > 0:29:41- # There must be a place
0:29:41 > 0:29:45- # Where we two will have a chance
0:29:45 > 0:29:48- # Without having to think
0:29:48 > 0:29:51- # Feeling bewildered and far apart
0:29:51 > 0:29:55- # But our memories will bind us
0:29:55 > 0:29:59- # Despite the distances
0:29:59 > 0:30:02- # Your words will be on my lips
0:30:02 > 0:30:07- # Your face in the moonlit night
0:30:07 > 0:30:14- # I stumble over my words with you
0:30:15 > 0:30:21- # I can't say what I'd like
0:30:22 > 0:30:25- # I'll dream again - of a better chance
0:30:25 > 0:30:29- # But until that time
0:30:29 > 0:30:39- # I can only love you from afar
0:30:39 > 0:30:46- # I stumble over my words with you
0:30:46 > 0:30:53- # I can't say what I'd like
0:30:53 > 0:30:57- # I'll dream again - of a better chance
0:30:57 > 0:31:00- # But until that time
0:31:00 > 0:31:10- # I can only love you from afar
0:31:12 > 0:31:16- # I can only love you
0:31:17 > 0:31:24- # From afar #
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- LAUGHTER
0:31:44 > 0:31:45- Hello.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47- How are you?
0:31:47 > 0:31:49- You know me, don't you?
0:31:50 > 0:31:52- Idwal is the name.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54- It's nice to be back in Lampeter.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58- I had to come here on a bus.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- My little car has broken down.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Oh!
0:32:02 > 0:32:03- Thanks.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08- I didn't come here on the bus.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11- I came in it.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14- If I came on it, - I'd have fallen off.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19- I remember driving past Boots once.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24- A policeman stepped out - in front to me, doing this.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- He stopped me, out of the blue.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28- I was angry.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30- I told him, "Mr Policeman.
0:32:31 > 0:32:33- "It's lucky I have brakes.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38- "I could have killed you.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40- "Then you'd make plenty of fuss."
0:32:41 > 0:32:43- He looked in and said...
0:32:44 > 0:32:46- "..Are you the car driver?"
0:32:50 > 0:32:52- I said, "Listen, Mr Policeman.
0:32:52 > 0:32:56- "If you see anyone - else in the car...
0:32:56 > 0:32:58- "..apart from me...
0:32:58 > 0:33:00- "..you have double vision."
0:33:05 > 0:33:06- He took a step back.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09- He looked at me and said...
0:33:09 > 0:33:11- "..Get out of my sight.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16- "I never want to see you again."
0:33:17 > 0:33:18- I said, "Ditto."
0:33:23 > 0:33:25- He was totally lost.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- I think he was a Northwalian.
0:33:34 > 0:33:39- Once they pass Machynlleth, - they have no clue where they are.
0:33:41 > 0:33:45- I've forgotten something! - I was supposed to apologize.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47- Felicity couldn't come with me.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48- Oh!
0:33:49 > 0:33:50- She was very upset.
0:33:50 > 0:33:55- She'd spent the day - at a beautician's in Aberystwyth.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01- I asked her, "What's wrong?"
0:34:01 > 0:34:05- She said, "I have to go back - tomorrow, to finish the job."
0:34:07 > 0:34:09- Do you know what they'd done?
0:34:10 > 0:34:12- They plucked all her eyebrows.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18- Then they painted them back in.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- It doesn't make any sense.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27- And she paid for it.
0:34:29 > 0:34:33- Felicity has been - rather hard to please recently.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38- She complains - I'm no good with my hands.
0:34:39 > 0:34:44- She moans and says, - "You're hopeless with your hands!"
0:34:44 > 0:34:46- She means Do It Yourself.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50- She complained that I didn't - have a shelf in the kitchen.
0:34:51 > 0:34:56- She said, "Drill holes in the wall, - then we can put up a shelf."
0:34:57 > 0:34:58- So I drilled away.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00- IMITATES DRILL
0:35:00 > 0:35:02- I made a hole in the wall.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05- The problem is, - it's about a foot wide.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09- I could see next door.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13- And do you know what?
0:35:13 > 0:35:15- I could see Mrs Thomas next door...
0:35:16 > 0:35:17- ..in her kitchen.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20- She had a kettle in her hand.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25- She was dancing round the room, - with her hair all in curls.
0:35:25 > 0:35:29- I said, "Mrs Thomas, - you've been to the hairdresser."
0:35:29 > 0:35:31- She replied, "No!
0:35:31 > 0:35:35- "You've drilled - through the electricity cable!
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- "The current went - through me. I'm live!"
0:35:43 > 0:35:46- I said, "Mrs Thomas, - you look lively too."
0:35:48 > 0:35:51- I had to go there to switch her off.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54- Well, switch the electricity off.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57- I did put up the shelf.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59- But there's nothing on it.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02- Everything slides off.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06- To be honest, between you and me...
0:36:06 > 0:36:08- ..I hate people...
0:36:09 > 0:36:11- ..who are good at doing things.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14- They tend to boast...
0:36:14 > 0:36:16- ..and show you up.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18- "I've done this, or done that.
0:36:19 > 0:36:20- "I did that."
0:36:21 > 0:36:26- Mr Powell, who lives up - the road from me, is like that.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28- He drills or saws a lot.
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- He called one day, - collecting for something.
0:36:32 > 0:36:33- I made him a cup of tea.
0:36:34 > 0:36:35- Suddenly, he asked...
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- "..Idwal, may I use your bathroom?"
0:36:39 > 0:36:41- He went and stayed there for ages.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- And ages.
0:36:45 > 0:36:46- And ages.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50- I thought something - had happened to him.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53- Eventually, he came out - with a long list.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57- He said, "Idwal, - I must tell you this.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59- "Your seat has cracked."
0:37:00 > 0:37:02- "I know," I said.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- "Your window doesn't - close properly." "I know."
0:37:06 > 0:37:10- "Your towel rail is loose." - "I know," I said.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13- "The tap is dripping." "I know."
0:37:15 > 0:37:20- He said, "And even worse, - you have no paper in the toilet.
0:37:21 > 0:37:25- "I'm sure you want to tell me - to mind my business."
0:37:26 > 0:37:27- I said, "No!
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- "Just do it - before calling next time."
0:37:34 > 0:37:35- Ta-ra.
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0:37:43 > 0:37:43- Subtitles
0:37:43 > 0:37:45- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:37:49 > 0:37:50- Welcome back.
0:37:51 > 0:37:52- We return to the stage...
0:37:53 > 0:37:57- ..where Gwenan and Meinir are - ready to sing Y Ferch O Dy'n Y Coed.
0:37:57 > 0:38:02- Please welcome Gwenan Gibbard - and Meinir Gwilym once more.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14- # I worked as a servant awhile
0:38:15 > 0:38:19- # Near Ty'n Y Coed
0:38:19 > 0:38:22- # It was the most enjoyable place
0:38:23 > 0:38:26- # I've ever been
0:38:27 > 0:38:30- # The little birds sang
0:38:30 > 0:38:34- # And the trees sighed along
0:38:35 > 0:38:38- # But my heart broke
0:38:39 > 0:38:44- # Despite all these
0:39:08 > 0:39:12- # I'll enlist at the Hallow Fair
0:39:12 > 0:39:14- # If things don't improve
0:39:15 > 0:39:18- # I'll take the shilling and sail
0:39:19 > 0:39:22- # To distant India's shores
0:39:23 > 0:39:26- # I'll trade the birdsong
0:39:26 > 0:39:29- # For the fife and drums
0:39:30 > 0:39:33- # I'll trade the sighing trees
0:39:34 > 0:39:37- # For the sigh of lead bullets
0:40:07 > 0:40:11- # And when I'm shot
0:40:11 > 0:40:14- # A silken white handkerchief
0:40:15 > 0:40:18- # Will be red above my wounded heart
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- # Take it to Gwen
0:40:23 > 0:40:26- # Put it in the hand
0:40:27 > 0:40:31- # Of the most cruel girl
0:40:32 > 0:40:35- # Say it's from Wil, - who worked awhile
0:40:36 > 0:40:42- # Near Ty'n Y Coed #
0:41:08 > 0:41:10- Thanks, Gwenan and Meinir.
0:41:12 > 0:41:17- Two old ladies used to meet - every day in a cafe for elevenses.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20- They always had a coffee.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24- Their names were Hilda and Bessie.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28- Bessie asked Hilda, "Are you - doing anything special today?"
0:41:29 > 0:41:32- Hilda replied, - "I have a date tonight."
0:41:33 > 0:41:35- "A date, at your age?!
0:41:35 > 0:41:37- "Where and with who?"
0:41:37 > 0:41:42- "I found a man on the internet. We - don't have to be single at our age.
0:41:42 > 0:41:47- "There are plenty of men there. - Press a button and they pop up."
0:41:49 > 0:41:53- Bessie said, "Be careful! - You don't know who they are."
0:41:53 > 0:41:55- "This one looks alright."
0:41:56 > 0:42:01- The next morning, Bessie looked - forward to hearing what happened.
0:42:02 > 0:42:03- They met for a coffee.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05- She asked how the date went.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08- Hilda replied, "Don't remind me.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11- "Do you know what?
0:42:11 > 0:42:13- "I had to slap him four times."
0:42:15 > 0:42:19- Bessie said, - "Oh! Was he a bit randy?"
0:42:21 > 0:42:22- "No!
0:42:22 > 0:42:24- "He kept falling asleep."
0:42:25 > 0:42:26- Thanks.
0:42:32 > 0:42:36- The clock tells us that - another Noson Lawen is almost over.
0:42:36 > 0:42:40- We've had an evening - full of entertainment.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43- Thanks to all the artistes.
0:42:44 > 0:42:49- And thanks to you, the Lampeter - audience, for your welcome.
0:42:50 > 0:42:54- There's only one way - to end our evening...
0:42:55 > 0:42:58- ..in the company - of the evergreen Dafydd Iwan!
0:43:10 > 0:43:15- # You look at my picture, - full of sympathy
0:43:17 > 0:43:22- # And ask yourself - why this has to be
0:43:24 > 0:43:29- # You shed a few tears of pity
0:43:30 > 0:43:36- # While I'm afraid - of seeing tomorrow dawn
0:43:37 > 0:43:43- # But I too was born - a child to my parents
0:43:45 > 0:43:50- # I've heard people say - we're all God's children
0:43:51 > 0:43:56- # I'm your brother, and you are mine
0:43:58 > 0:44:03- # Why don't I too - have the right to live?
0:44:12 > 0:44:17- # I've seen politicians go by
0:44:19 > 0:44:24- # They shake their heads, - sad and wise
0:44:26 > 0:44:31- # I saw a priest kneel
0:44:32 > 0:44:34- # But he passed me
0:44:34 > 0:44:38- # Because I'm not important
0:44:39 > 0:44:45- # But I too was born - a child to my parents
0:44:46 > 0:44:52- # I've heard people say - we're all God's children
0:44:53 > 0:44:59- # I'm your brother, - and you are my sister
0:45:00 > 0:45:06- # Why don't I too - have the right to live?
0:45:14 > 0:45:19- # I once used to play - with my friends
0:45:20 > 0:45:25- # But I've seen them go, one by one
0:45:27 > 0:45:33- # I lost my father one night, - my mother one morning
0:45:34 > 0:45:39- # Leaving me on my own
0:45:41 > 0:45:46- # But I too was born - a child to my parents
0:45:48 > 0:45:53- # I've heard people say - we're all God's children
0:45:54 > 0:45:59- # I'm your brother, - and you are mine
0:46:01 > 0:46:06- # Why don't I too - have the right to live?
0:46:14 > 0:46:19- # I've heard talk - of a butter mountain
0:46:21 > 0:46:26- # And I've heard talk of milk lakes
0:46:28 > 0:46:33- # But I know that you are Christians
0:46:34 > 0:46:40- # You wouldn't waste - food and nutrition
0:46:42 > 0:46:47- # But I too was born - a child to my parents
0:46:48 > 0:46:53- # I've heard people say - we're all God's children
0:46:54 > 0:46:59- # I'm your brother, - and you are mine
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- # Why don't I too have
0:47:04 > 0:47:07- # Why don't I too have
0:47:08 > 0:47:12- # Why don't I too have
0:47:12 > 0:47:19- # The right to live
0:47:19 > 0:47:22- # To live? #
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