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0:00:22 > 0:00:24- Hello!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Welcome to Noson Lawen - from Caernarfon.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29- I'm Dilwyn Pierce.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Even though we're in Caernarfon...
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- ..many of tonight's performers - come from Anglesey...
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- ..but not all of us.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Our first singer - comes from Anglesey.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- To sing Gwenno Penygelli...
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- ..with Ceri and John...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- ..please welcome Wil Tan.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- # I'm thirty years of age
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- # And I would like to marry
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- # A light-footed girl, - like Gwenno Penygelli
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- # She has fine clothes
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- And she is a respectable girl
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- # She has 10 in the bank
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- # After her Auntie Gaenor
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- # Dee weck fa la la la la la - la la la la
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- # I have a Jim Crow hat
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- # Ready for my journey
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- # Shoes of calf leather
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- # And a suit of homespun tweed
0:01:53 > 0:01:58- # My furnished home - is ready to welcome her
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- # There's plenty of peat
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- # And blankets for the bed
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- # Dee weck fa la la la la - la la la la
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- # I have a black sheep - grazing on Snowdonia
0:02:26 > 0:02:31- # A duck, a cat, a dog - and a cowshed full of cattle
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- # I make haystacks and thatch
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- # I can also turn the plough
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- # And cut an even hedge
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- # Dee weck fa la la la la - la la la la
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- # Rice pudding - simmered on the fire
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- # The cook cut her finger
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- # And couldn't find the dishcloth
0:02:59 > 0:03:04- # The black ram's meat was tough
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- # And we had strong turnip broth - and apple pie
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- # Dee weck fa la la la la - la la la la
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- # Dee weck fa la la la la
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- # La la la la #
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Thanks to Ceri, John and Wil Tan.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Do you like to go out - to eat in restaurants?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- It's an expensive pastime.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03- When I go out to eat with friends...
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- ..I study the menu carefully.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- It's hard to choose!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- I never know what to order.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Choosing food from a menu - is like choosing a wife.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Do you know why?
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- It doesn't matter what you pick, - you always fancy what your mate had.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- That's perfectly true.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Are there any farmers here?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- One!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- They're all home, working hard. - Fair play to them.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- It doesn't matter - where farmers go...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- ..they always order the same meal.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49- Soup, steak, - and rhubarb crumble with custard.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- That's what we order.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- I ordered my food.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- The waiter served our starter.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04- His thumb was - in my leek and potato soup.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- I ate the soup.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- The same waiter brought my steak.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- His thumb was under the steak.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Farmers don't like to complain.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Then he arrived - with my rhubarb crumble.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- His thumb - was in the rhubarb crumble.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27- Ugh!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- "Excuse me," I said. - "I'm not one to complain.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- "Your thumb has been in my food.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- "It's horrible!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- "What's the reason for it?"
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Do you know what he said? - "I have thumbosis.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- "My doctor says I have thumbosis.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- "I have to keep it warm.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- "It's a type of arthritis - and I have to keep it warm."
0:05:58 > 0:06:03- "What do you do when you're - not serving food?" I asked him.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- "I stick it up my nose," he said.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17- Cai Isfryn is from Llandegfan, - Anglesey originally.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Beaumaris Band was - an important musical influence.
0:06:21 > 0:06:27- He moved to London after graduating - from the Northern College Of Music.
0:06:27 > 0:06:32- He's presently performing - in the musical Wicked.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- The piece he is playing is - Green Hornet.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Please welcome Cai Isfryn.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Thanks to Cai Isfryn - and the Noson Lawen band.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- We have a baritone - from Llangefni next.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- He studied at the Welsh - College Of Music And Drama.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- His career has gone - from strength to strength.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- He performs regularly - all over Wales.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- He recently shared the stage...
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- ..with Bryn Terfel, - Gwyn Hughes Jones and Rebecca Evans.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- To Sing Some Enchanted Evening...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- ..please welcome Meilir Jones.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- # Some enchanted evening
0:10:14 > 0:10:19- # You may see a stranger
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- # You may see a stranger
0:10:24 > 0:10:29- # Across a crowded room
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- # And somehow you know
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- # You know even then
0:10:41 > 0:10:45- # That somewhere you'll see her
0:10:45 > 0:10:52- # Again and again
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- # Some enchanted evening
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- # Someone may be laughing
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- # You may her hear laughing
0:11:09 > 0:11:14- # Across a crowded room
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- # And night after night
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- # As strange as it seems
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- # The sound of her laughter
0:11:30 > 0:11:36- # Will sing in your dreams
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- # Who can explain it?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- # Who can tell you why?
0:11:48 > 0:11:53- # Fools give you reasons
0:11:53 > 0:12:01- # Wise men never try
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- # Some enchanted evening
0:12:08 > 0:12:13- # When you find your true love
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- # When you feel her call you
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- # Across a crowded room
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- # Then run to her side
0:12:29 > 0:12:34- # And make her your own
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- # Or all through your life
0:12:38 > 0:12:46- # You may dream all alone
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- # Once you have found her
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- # Never let her go
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- # Once you have found her
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- # Never
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- # Let her
0:13:14 > 0:13:20- # Go #
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0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Welcome back. Our next artiste - comes from Caernarfon.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- She studied in the Royal Northern - College of Music for five years.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- She now lives in London...
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- ..where she's doing her MA.
0:13:58 > 0:14:04- She's performing Puccini's - famous aria, O Mio Babbino Caro.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Please welcome the lovely - Meinir Wyn Roberts.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- # O mio
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- # Babbino caro
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- # Mi piace
0:14:35 > 0:14:41- # E bello bello
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- # Vo'andare
0:14:44 > 0:14:49- # In Porta Rossa
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- # A comperar
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- # L'anello!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- # Si, si
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- # Ci voglio andare!
0:15:06 > 0:15:14- # E se 'lamassi indarno
0:15:15 > 0:15:22- # Andrei sul Ponte Vecchio
0:15:23 > 0:15:30- # Me per buttarmi in Arno!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- # Mi struggo
0:15:33 > 0:15:39- # E mi tormento
0:15:39 > 0:15:45- # O Dio!
0:15:46 > 0:15:52- # Vorrei morir!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- # Babbo
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- # Pieta
0:16:03 > 0:16:11- # Pieta!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- # Babbo
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- # Pieta
0:16:18 > 0:16:29- # Pieta! #
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Thanks to Meinir Wyn Roberts.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- I'm a farmer.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- I moved to a smallholding - three months ago.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- It's near The Sportsmans Arms - on the Denbigh moors.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Do you know where it is?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- What a place!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- There's nothing - but snow and crows there.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- It's right on the top.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- It's only a small place.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- My nearest neighbour - is five miles away.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Yes, five miles away.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- I'd been there for three weeks, - minding my own business.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- There was a knock on the door - one evening.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33- A big bloke stood there.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- He was six foot, eight inches tall.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- "How are you, wa?" he said. - I thought he was from Bodffordd.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- "How are you, wa?" He was from Bala.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- "I'm your neighbour.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- "You're new to the area."
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- "Yes, I moved in three weeks ago."
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- "I thought so.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- "In this area, - because we live so far apart...
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- "..we throw a party - when someone moves in."
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- "That sounds good," I said.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- "We want to have a party for you - a week next Saturday," he said.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- "What'll happen?" I asked. - "Don't mention it.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- "We'll have a barbeque.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- "And we'll be drinking.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- "We'll be dancing.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- "Then we'll be kissing.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- "And canoodling.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- "That sort of thing," he said.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- "What should I wear?" I asked him.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- "Whatever you like. - Only you and me will be there."
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Our next act are members - of Theatr Fach Llangefni.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I'm warning you now.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05- Be careful during the item...
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- ..especially you in the front.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Watch out.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- You have been warned.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Please welcome Richard and Dafydd!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Thanks Richard and Dafydd.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- I couldn't sleep the other night.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- I heard a noise outside - in the early hours.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- There were two cats...
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- ..a tomcat and female cat...
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- ..having fun.
0:23:19 > 0:23:24- They were making a racket - and meowing.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31- I tried to go back to sleep.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- The meowing continued.
0:23:34 > 0:23:39- I knew if I went out, - the cats would disappear.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- I decided to phone the vet.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- "Hello, Mr Jones. I can't sleep," - I said.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- "What's the matter?"
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- "There are cats mating outside.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- "They're meowing and screaming.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- "How can I stop them?" - "Do you have a mobile phone?" "Yes."
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- "Take the mobile phone out - to the cats."
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- "Eh?!" I said.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- I took my mobile phone outside. - "What now?" I asked him.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- "I'll phone you back.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- "Put the phone by the cats.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- "It'll stop them mating.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- "Put it like this. It stops me."
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- We have a young choir - from Anglesey next.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- They formed a year ago.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- They've been successful - in eisteddfodau.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- As a tribute - to the late Rhys Jones...
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- ..they're performing - one of his melodies.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- Led by Catrin Roberts, - accompanied by Gwawr Ifan...
0:24:58 > 0:25:03- ..please welcome Cor Esceifiog, - singing the classic, O Gymru.
0:25:15 > 0:25:21- # You're the only country for me
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- # Oh Wales
0:25:27 > 0:25:33- # You fill my heart with joy
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- # You're my heaven
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- # Oh Wales, oh Wales
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- # I'd give you my life
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- # Oh Wales, oh Wales
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- # You are my heaven
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- # My Wales
0:25:55 > 0:26:00- # You are my sunshine
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- # When my worries
0:26:08 > 0:26:10- # Are too much to bear
0:26:11 > 0:26:16- # You alone can lift me
0:26:16 > 0:26:20- # Lovely scenes
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- # Of hills and vales
0:26:24 > 0:26:29- # Land of my birth
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- # Oh Wales, oh Wales
0:26:33 > 0:26:36- # I'd give you my life
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- # Oh Wales, oh Wales
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- # You are my heaven
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- # My Wales
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- # You are
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- # My sunshine
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- # Oh my Wales
0:26:59 > 0:27:03- # I'd happily sing you
0:27:03 > 0:27:08- # A song
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- # A song of praise
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- # To honour you
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- # My sunshine
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- # Oh Wales, oh Wales
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- # I'd give you my life
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- # Oh Wales, oh Wales
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- # You are my heaven
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- # My Wales
0:27:37 > 0:27:41- # You are
0:27:42 > 0:27:47- # My sunshine
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- # You are
0:27:51 > 0:27:56- # My sunshine #
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0:28:16 > 0:28:17- Welcome back.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21- Our next talented artistes - come from Caernarfon.
0:28:21 > 0:28:25- They began performing together - at Ysgol Syr Hugh Owen.
0:28:26 > 0:28:31- They're in college now, Catrin - in Chester and Lloyd in Lancaster.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- It's good to have them back home.
0:28:34 > 0:28:38- Singing Indigo, give - a big welcome to Catrin and Lloyd.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- # Where do you hide at night?
0:29:01 > 0:29:05- # What are your true colours?
0:29:08 > 0:29:11- # Open your eyes, follow your dream
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- # Tonight, no-one will stay
0:29:21 > 0:29:22- # Tell me
0:29:23 > 0:29:25- # They'll come with us tomorrow
0:29:25 > 0:29:26- # Indigo
0:29:26 > 0:29:28- # But tonight they disappear
0:29:28 > 0:29:29- # Tell me
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- # They hide beyond the sea
0:29:34 > 0:29:38- # I can't find the wave tonight
0:29:42 > 0:29:45- # While the evening sleeps
0:29:48 > 0:29:52- # The light is strong, - I watch from above
0:29:55 > 0:29:58- # Why does no-one complain?
0:30:01 > 0:30:02- # Tell me
0:30:03 > 0:30:05- # They'll come with us tomorrow
0:30:05 > 0:30:06- # Indigo
0:30:06 > 0:30:08- # But tonight, they disappear
0:30:08 > 0:30:09- # But tonight, they disappear- - # Tell me
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- # They hide beyond the sea
0:30:13 > 0:30:15- # They hide beyond
0:30:15 > 0:30:19- # There's no reason for us to go - down the magic path
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- # Looking, seeing - and hearing nothing
0:30:22 > 0:30:25- # You feel the night coming, - but it's light
0:30:25 > 0:30:27- # Ooh ooh ooh
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- # Ooh ooh ooh
0:30:39 > 0:30:41- # Ooh ooh ooh
0:30:46 > 0:30:48- # Ooh ooh ooh
0:30:53 > 0:30:53- # There's no reason for us to go
0:30:53 > 0:30:55- # There's no reason for us to go- - # They'll come with us tomorrow
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- # Down the magic path, looking, - seeing and hearing nothing
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- # You feel the night coming, - but it's light
0:31:03 > 0:31:08- # Hiding behind the sea, - they'll come with us tomorrow
0:31:09 > 0:31:10- # Down the magic path
0:31:11 > 0:31:13- # But tonight, they disappear
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- # You feel the night coming, - but it's light
0:31:20 > 0:31:24- # Where do you hide in the night?
0:31:27 > 0:31:30- # What are your true colours? #
0:31:38 > 0:31:40- Thanks, Catrin and Lloyd.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- Who has travelled by train recently?
0:31:48 > 0:31:49- Have you?
0:31:50 > 0:31:54- Is there a station in Caernarfon? - I'm not sure.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56- Is there one in Anglesey?
0:31:56 > 0:31:57- Is there one in Anglesey?- - Yes.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02- I've had problems. - I'm not going by train again.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05- I travelled overseas to France once.
0:32:06 > 0:32:10- I was on a train. - I'd paid for my ticket.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12- A porter came by.
0:32:14 > 0:32:15- He said...
0:32:15 > 0:32:17- PRETENDS TO SPEAK FRENCH
0:32:21 > 0:32:22- "Ticket?"
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- I gave him my ticket.
0:32:26 > 0:32:27- He said...
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- PRETENDS TO SPEAK FRENCH
0:32:32 > 0:32:33- I said, "Yes."
0:32:34 > 0:32:36- PRETENDS TO SPEAK FRENCH
0:32:36 > 0:32:37- "Oui, oui, oui!"
0:32:38 > 0:32:40- I said, "I've just been."
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- PRETENDS TO SPEAK FRENCH
0:32:48 > 0:32:50- I said, "Alright. How are you?"
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- He returned the ticket - and left in a huff.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56- The train set off, at speed.
0:32:57 > 0:33:02- A bloke nearby said, "You don't - understand French, do you?"
0:33:02 > 0:33:05- I replied, "No. Why?" - He said, "I thought so.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10- "You smiled when he said - you were on the wrong train."
0:33:12 > 0:33:16- I remember another journey - on a crowded train.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20- There was a very posh - woman sitting nearby.
0:33:22 > 0:33:23- Very posh!
0:33:24 > 0:33:26- She had a small poodle.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29- She put it on the seat next to her.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32- An 83-year-old man came in.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- He had a bad back. - There was nowhere to sit.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38- He asked the posh woman...
0:33:38 > 0:33:42- "..Would you mind moving - the poodle, so I can sit?"
0:33:42 > 0:33:44- The woman said, "No way.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- "My little poodle - was here long before you.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50- "My poodle isn't moving."
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- He said, "I have arthritis. - Please move the poodle."
0:33:54 > 0:33:56- She said, "My poodle isn't moving.
0:33:57 > 0:34:00- "My poodle is staying there. - It wants a seat."
0:34:01 > 0:34:05- The man said, "Please, - will you move the poodle?"
0:34:05 > 0:34:08- "No way. The poodle was here first."
0:34:09 > 0:34:11- The old bloke lost his temper.
0:34:11 > 0:34:16- He picked up the poodle - and threw it out of the window.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19- I told the bloke, - "You made a mistake.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22- "You threw out the wrong bitch."
0:34:30 > 0:34:33- Our next artiste - is a talented wordsmith.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35- She's a fine novelist.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39- She can also write - satirical, witty poems.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Please welcome Bethan Gwanas.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54- Dear friends and kind audience
0:34:55 > 0:34:57- Young and old
0:34:58 > 0:35:01- My subject is no laughing matter
0:35:03 > 0:35:05- Half the audience will weep
0:35:05 > 0:35:09- When they remember - they have a problem, as I do
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- It's an awful, abhorrent affliction
0:35:12 > 0:35:14- Which we can't ignore
0:35:15 > 0:35:17- Friends, my subject is
0:35:17 > 0:35:20- Getting old
0:35:21 > 0:35:24- Don't you smile, - you under-twenty girls
0:35:24 > 0:35:28- It isn't funny, - and it will come to you
0:35:28 > 0:35:32- There's no reason to smile, - now I'm so blooming old
0:35:33 > 0:35:35- But I'm not the only one
0:35:36 > 0:35:39- Men, even if they're balding
0:35:39 > 0:35:41- Can hide the nasty fact
0:35:42 > 0:35:45- Wrinkles on a man's face suit him
0:35:46 > 0:35:47- Take Sean Connery
0:35:47 > 0:35:49- And Clint Eastwood
0:35:49 > 0:35:52- Both in their 80s, - but hey, I would
0:35:54 > 0:35:58- We women aren't quite as lucky, - our bodies change disastrously
0:35:59 > 0:36:01- It starts at about forty
0:36:01 > 0:36:04- When the upper lip gets a bit fluffy
0:36:06 > 0:36:08- And for some, a bit younger
0:36:09 > 0:36:13- One fine summer day, - the sky is blue and the sun shines
0:36:13 > 0:36:18- You look at your friend and say, - "Good grief, what's that?
0:36:19 > 0:36:21- "What is that under your nose?
0:36:22 > 0:36:24- "It looks like a caterpillar"
0:36:24 > 0:36:28- She replies, "Why don't you - look in a mirror?"
0:36:28 > 0:36:31- You look in shock and disbelief
0:36:31 > 0:36:34- It grew under your nose, - without you noticing
0:36:35 > 0:36:38- You feel embarrassed, - you look like a bear
0:36:38 > 0:36:43- You have to get rid of it at once, - wax or razor, it doesn't matter
0:36:43 > 0:36:47- But alas and alack, it grows back - a thousand times worse!
0:36:47 > 0:36:51- For a while, you can't - help looking carefully
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- At every passing upper lip
0:36:55 > 0:36:57- Hairless? She waxes
0:36:58 > 0:37:02- If you see one with a rug, - you can't help but feeling smug
0:37:04 > 0:37:06- You know you're really old
0:37:07 > 0:37:09- When you have to check your chin
0:37:10 > 0:37:12- And what hurts most
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- Is the effect I DON'T have on lads
0:37:16 > 0:37:18- Oh!
0:37:18 > 0:37:20- I have friends of all ages
0:37:21 > 0:37:23- When we walk into a pub
0:37:24 > 0:37:26- Heads turn to appreciate
0:37:26 > 0:37:29- Like the toy corgi - in my granddad's car rear window
0:37:30 > 0:37:34- That shows my age, - and everyone else who remembers
0:37:35 > 0:37:38- Long ago, my breasts were a weapon
0:37:38 > 0:37:40- Now, they might as well not be there
0:37:41 > 0:37:44- I admit, they're nearing my knees
0:37:46 > 0:37:48- And those are arthritic too
0:37:50 > 0:37:52- So if there's a toy boy here
0:37:52 > 0:37:55- Who is blind, or feels sorry for me
0:37:55 > 0:37:58- You're welcome to whisper in my ear
0:37:58 > 0:38:02- Just massage my back - while you're at it!
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0:38:12 > 0:38:12- Subtitles
0:38:12 > 0:38:14- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:38:19 > 0:38:23- Welcome to the last part - of our programme.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25- Wil, John and Ceri are waiting.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29- Singing Draw Acw Fy Nghariad...
0:38:29 > 0:38:31- ..please welcome Wil Tan once more.
0:38:43 > 0:38:46- # From the mountain slope
0:38:46 > 0:38:50- # I saw the tower
0:38:50 > 0:38:53- # Of the tranquil church
0:38:53 > 0:38:56- # Near the sea
0:38:58 > 0:39:01- # It's there we shall marry
0:39:01 > 0:39:04- # My sweetheart and I
0:39:04 > 0:39:08- # In the small church
0:39:08 > 0:39:11- # Near the sea
0:39:12 > 0:39:15- # The sun shines
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- # On the roof
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- # The weather vane
0:39:23 > 0:39:26- # Turns on the tower
0:39:27 > 0:39:30- # There, at the altar
0:39:31 > 0:39:34- # In the church
0:39:34 > 0:39:37- # One day, we shall marry
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- # My sweetheart and I
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- # From the mountain slope
0:39:45 > 0:39:48- # One evening, we will hear
0:39:49 > 0:39:52- # The bells ringing
0:39:52 > 0:39:55- # Across the moor
0:39:57 > 0:40:00- # Calling the faithful
0:40:00 > 0:40:03- # My sweetheart and I
0:40:04 > 0:40:07- # To the small church
0:40:07 > 0:40:11- # Near the sea
0:40:41 > 0:40:44- # Our ancestors' gravestones
0:40:44 > 0:40:48- # Are by the door
0:40:48 > 0:40:51- # Under the ash tree's branches
0:40:51 > 0:40:55- # Beneath the tower
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- # It's there we shall marry
0:40:59 > 0:41:02- # That's the place
0:41:03 > 0:41:06- # By the plain altar
0:41:06 > 0:41:09- # In the old church
0:41:10 > 0:41:14- # One spring morning
0:41:14 > 0:41:17- # The tower's bells
0:41:18 > 0:41:21- # Will call two sweethearts
0:41:21 > 0:41:24- # To the church by the sea
0:41:25 > 0:41:28- # It's there we shall marry
0:41:29 > 0:41:32- # My sweetheart and I
0:41:32 > 0:41:36- # In the small church
0:41:36 > 0:41:39- # Near the sea
0:41:40 > 0:41:43- # In the small church
0:41:44 > 0:41:47- # Near the sea #
0:41:57 > 0:41:59- Thanks, Wil, Ceri and John.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07- Hands up if you like shopping.
0:42:10 > 0:42:11- All women do.
0:42:12 > 0:42:15- Hands up, men, if you like shopping.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16- No-one.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19- I don't like shopping either.
0:42:20 > 0:42:25- It's very hard, shopping - at Christmas in big supermarkets.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31- You can't even get in, - it's so packed.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Do you know what I do? I take Mam.
0:42:35 > 0:42:40- Then I can park near the entrance - in the Mother And Child place.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45- That's what it says.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47- I park right outside.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51- It's a job, in big supermarkets.
0:42:51 > 0:42:55- I have to go with the wife - to load the car and pay.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59- The wife zooms off down an alley.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01- You look up and she's gone.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05- You look along the alleys, - but she's gone.
0:43:06 > 0:43:10- Men, if you lose - your wives in a shop...
0:43:10 > 0:43:12- ..do what I do.
0:43:13 > 0:43:17- Look for the smartest - woman in the shop.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21- Start talking to her.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24- Your wife is bound to turn up.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33- Our time is almost up.
0:43:33 > 0:43:38- Thanks to everyone who stepped - onto the Noson Lawen stage...
0:43:39 > 0:43:43- ..and to you in Caernarfon - for your welcome.
0:43:43 > 0:43:48- We leave you to the sound - of the area's talented youngsters.
0:43:48 > 0:43:53- Please welcome Meinir Wyn Roberts, - Meilir Jones, Cai Isfryn...
0:43:54 > 0:43:56- ..and Cor Esceifiog.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09- # For the brave and loyal
0:44:09 > 0:44:13- # Beneath his banner bold
0:44:13 > 0:44:16- # Jesus, ever royal
0:44:16 > 0:44:21- # Holds a crown of gold
0:44:21 > 0:44:25- # God and Satan's forces
0:44:26 > 0:44:29- # Are coming to the fore
0:44:29 > 0:44:33- # Children have their role
0:44:33 > 0:44:37- # In this coming war
0:44:38 > 0:44:42- # Fair and radiant, very amiable
0:44:42 > 0:44:46- # Is my Beloved
0:44:46 > 0:44:50- # He is full of the gifts of Heaven
0:44:51 > 0:44:55- # Sweet, lovely
0:44:55 > 0:44:59- # Neither the wide earth, - nor Heaven above
0:44:59 > 0:45:03- # Can reveal
0:45:04 > 0:45:07- # Another like unto Him
0:45:08 > 0:45:12- # Hallelujah
0:45:12 > 0:45:18- # Hallelujah
0:45:18 > 0:45:20- # Ooh ooh ooh
0:45:21 > 0:45:23- # Ooh ooh ooh
0:45:26 > 0:45:31- # When I feel lonely
0:45:31 > 0:45:34- # Many an hour
0:45:35 > 0:45:39- # With no companion
0:45:39 > 0:45:43- # On our earthly paths
0:45:44 > 0:45:47- # For my Saviour's hand
0:45:48 > 0:45:52- # I shall give thanks
0:45:52 > 0:45:56- # And for holding me
0:45:57 > 0:46:00- # Although I cannot see it
0:46:00 > 0:46:02- # Ooh ooh ooh
0:46:03 > 0:46:05- # Ooh ooh ooh
0:46:08 > 0:46:11- # And when the fearful moment
0:46:12 > 0:46:16- # Comes to my part
0:46:16 > 0:46:20- # When the strongest
0:46:20 > 0:46:24- # All around me are weak
0:46:25 > 0:46:28- # I shall not fear
0:46:28 > 0:46:32- # His hand leads me
0:46:34 > 0:46:38- # He will hold me
0:46:38 > 0:46:42- # Although I cannot see it
0:46:43 > 0:46:47- # For the brave and loyal
0:46:47 > 0:46:51- # Beneath his banner bold
0:46:51 > 0:46:54- # Jesus, ever royal
0:46:54 > 0:46:59- # Holds a crown of gold
0:47:00 > 0:47:02- # Hallelujah, hallelujah
0:47:02 > 0:47:04- # Hallelujah, hallelujah
0:47:05 > 0:47:08- # Praise him ever more
0:47:08 > 0:47:10- # Hallelujah
0:47:10 > 0:47:13- # Hallelujah
0:47:13 > 0:47:17- # Praise him ever more
0:47:17 > 0:47:25- # Amen #
0:47:52 > 0:47:54- S4C Subtitles by Gwead
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