Episode 1

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0:00:10 > 0:00:11# Pop Quiz!

0:00:12 > 0:00:13# Pop Quiz

0:00:20 > 0:00:21# Pop Quiz

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Pop Quiz... #

0:00:28 > 0:00:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:32 > 0:00:33# Pop Quiz! #

0:00:40 > 0:00:42All right, that's enough. Good evening.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm Mike Read, and this is the return of Pop Quiz.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Yes, Pop Quiz: The Comeback!

0:00:47 > 0:00:50First broadcast in 1981, now back after more than 35 years.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52As a tribute to that wonderful era,

0:00:52 > 0:00:56tonight's show is an '80s special, complete with six '80s pop stars.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00I could probably get away with using the same questions, but we won't.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Pop Quiz, of course, was the BBC's prime-time Saturday night show,

0:01:03 > 0:01:06the sort of Strictly of its day, without sequins,

0:01:06 > 0:01:09except when Leeee John was on. But tonight, no sequins.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Talking of which, let's introduced tonight's guests.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15A top trio of tremendous talent. From the Thompson Twins, Tom Bailey.

0:01:15 > 0:01:19- Hello. - APPLAUSE

0:01:19 > 0:01:21The original queen of the beehive, Mari Wilson.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22APPLAUSE

0:01:22 > 0:01:25And their team captain, hoping to lead them to victory,

0:01:25 > 0:01:27from Imagination, if I can read his writing,

0:01:27 > 0:01:29the talented and strikingly good-looking -

0:01:29 > 0:01:31yes, I can read his writing - Leee John.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34CHEERING

0:01:36 > 0:01:39OK, let's have a look at how they were back in the day.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42# Doctor, doctor

0:01:42 > 0:01:45# Can't you see I'm burning, burning

0:01:47 > 0:01:49# Oh, doctor, doctor... #

0:01:49 > 0:01:53# Just what I've always wanted

0:01:55 > 0:01:58# Oh-oh, just what I've always

0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Wanted. #

0:02:00 > 0:02:02# Could it be that

0:02:02 > 0:02:05# It's just an illusion

0:02:05 > 0:02:07# Putting me back

0:02:07 > 0:02:09# In all this confusion... #

0:02:09 > 0:02:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- All right. - LEEE LAUGHS

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Mari, we saw you there with your famous beehive.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Someone told me your beehive was so big you had a car with a sunroof.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25I had an Austin A40 with a sunroof,

0:02:25 > 0:02:27and my hair could poke through. It was very handy.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30And you would hear the Jaws theme as I was coming down the road.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Tom, I wondered about your altercation with Grace Jones.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Russell Harty had one. I know you had one as well, didn't you?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40It wasn't an altercation,

0:02:40 > 0:02:43just, the first time I met Grace, I was working in a studio

0:02:43 > 0:02:47late at night, and to take a break, went into the reception area.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51And a limousine arrives and out steps Grace, and of course,

0:02:51 > 0:02:55she thinks I'm the night porter, so she said, you know,

0:02:55 > 0:02:59"Which room am I in? Take my bags to my room."

0:02:59 > 0:03:01So, you know, she's quite an imposing person, I thought,

0:03:01 > 0:03:04"I'd better just behave." Took her bags, and then later,

0:03:04 > 0:03:06when she tried to tip me, I said,

0:03:06 > 0:03:08"No, actually, I'm one of the musicians playing in the studio."

0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Should have taken the money! - It was only 50p, I think.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13LAUGHTER

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Leee, you've had some outrageous outfits.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16You've toned down a little for tonight, I see.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Yeah, I knew I was coming here.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21I mean, this one here, look at those legs. Don't they look good?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I still got them.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27But... One of them, actually, we have a track called Burning Up,

0:03:27 > 0:03:30and when we were live on stage, it actually caught on fire.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33And I was burning up, literally.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35It was like, I called it the Green Hornet,

0:03:35 > 0:03:37cos it was like a cloak, and I be going,

0:03:37 > 0:03:39# I'm burning up # and I was like this, "Aargh!"

0:03:39 > 0:03:40And it went on fire.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43And the audience thought it was part of the show.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Up against Leee John's team, a three-pronged hit machine

0:03:46 > 0:03:48featuring, from Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark,

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Andy McCluskey. APPLAUSE

0:03:52 > 0:03:54From Spandau Ballet, Steve Norman.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:03:57 > 0:04:00And doing her best to keep them in order,

0:04:00 > 0:04:02it's not a mystery. It's Toyah.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04APPLAUSE

0:04:07 > 0:04:10And let's have a look at them as they were back in the 1980s.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13# Enola Gay

0:04:13 > 0:04:16# You should have stayed at home yesterday... #

0:04:16 > 0:04:19# Oh, it can't describe

0:04:19 > 0:04:24# The feeling and the way you lied... #

0:04:24 > 0:04:27SAXOPHONE SOLO

0:04:34 > 0:04:36# It's a mystery

0:04:36 > 0:04:39# Oh, it's a mystery

0:04:39 > 0:04:42# I'm still searching

0:04:42 > 0:04:43# For a clue... #

0:04:43 > 0:04:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh. All our yesterdays.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52You know, songs can be very useful,

0:04:52 > 0:04:54not just at bringing in royalties and letting you go out on the road

0:04:54 > 0:04:58and play, but Andy and the gang once had their lives saved, I believe,

0:04:58 > 0:05:01by one of your songs, didn't you, when you were touring abroad?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04We did, it was quite terrifying, actually.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06We were driving in this customised small American bus,

0:05:06 > 0:05:09and we didn't realise that the Red Brigade terrorists

0:05:09 > 0:05:11used the same type of bus.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14We got surrounded, machine guns, dragged off to a police station.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Fortunately, Enola Gay had been a huge hit,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20and we got out of jail by waving this magazine around

0:05:20 > 0:05:24with our faces on it, going "Enola Gay, pop. Not terrorists."

0:05:24 > 0:05:26It was... I mean, if it hadn't been terrifying,

0:05:26 > 0:05:27it would have been funny.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29But it was actually terrifying at the time!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Well, you escaped from Italy, and Stephen,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34you escaped from Spain, having... I mean, you are a good sax player,

0:05:34 > 0:05:37but it doesn't work out like that every night, does it?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh, my goodness.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41So we're going back, this is about the late '80s,

0:05:41 > 0:05:45and we're playing in front of the King and Queen of Spain,

0:05:45 > 0:05:49and this is one of the most important gigs of my life.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I knew my future wife was going to be there, for example, watching it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55And the royalty, in front of Montjuic Palace,

0:05:55 > 0:05:58the fairy lights are going, I've got a big solo,

0:05:58 > 0:06:01they're buzzing, all of a sudden, there I am.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04And as opposed to this really cool muted trumpet,

0:06:04 > 0:06:07"the lady loves Milk Tray" kind of sound,

0:06:07 > 0:06:11this machine decided to jump a step up to the next programme,

0:06:11 > 0:06:15which was a harmonica tuned half a tone down,

0:06:15 > 0:06:19and you can imagine how excruciatingly painful that is.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Not just to witness it, but to hear it in front of

0:06:22 > 0:06:24the whole of Spain, live for the whole of Spain.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- And you're still in the band? - Thanks for reminding me about that!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30We had been talking about Duran versus Spandau,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- the rematch, haven't we? - We have. Yes.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Well, I mean, not a lot of people know that

0:06:36 > 0:06:40they were a little bit liberal with the truth.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- What you're saying is they cheated? - They did.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Toyah, you've been a bit of a wild child as well.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Adam Ant swung from a chandelier in a video,

0:06:47 > 0:06:49but you actually did it for real.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Apparently, I did it for real in a hotel in Manchester,

0:06:52 > 0:06:55and I now have a lifetime ban from the hotel.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59We'd just played Manchester Apollo and it was just a fantastic concert,

0:06:59 > 0:07:03and the thing is, you've then got all night at a hotel.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05You never go to sleep, you're just revved up,

0:07:05 > 0:07:09so by five in the morning, we were being chased around the hotel,

0:07:09 > 0:07:11five in the morning, by the security,

0:07:11 > 0:07:17cos we'd already stolen a life-size zebra and put it on the tour bus.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19And I thought, "I'm not going to go in the lift,

0:07:19 > 0:07:21"I'm not going to go down the stairs,

0:07:21 > 0:07:25"I'm going to get down to the reception by chandelier."

0:07:25 > 0:07:31And I dived off this balcony and I hung on to the chandelier.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- You're not staying there tonight, are you?- No, I'm banned!

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Just checking.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Tonight's show, as you may have spotted, is an '80s extravaganza,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41so all the questions will be from that era.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Give me a correct answer and I will give you a point.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I once gave Meat Loaf a bonus point,

0:07:45 > 0:07:47for which he thanked me in his own tender way.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51If everyone's ready, time to get your '80s brains and lips in gear.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Let's play Pop Quiz.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55APPLAUSE

0:07:55 > 0:07:56# Pop quiz! #

0:07:59 > 0:08:03OK, Round One. I'll play you a few seconds from the start of a song.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06You have to name it. Better known as the intros round.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I want to know the track and the original artist. A point for each.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12It's an individual round, so no conferring.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16OK, so, Tom, yours is first. Here comes your intro.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18PULSING SYNTHESIZER RIFF

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Smalltown Boy. It's Smalltown Boy.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29- By?- Bronski Beat.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Is the right answer, yes. Well done.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:08:35 > 0:08:37OK, so let's go over to the other team,

0:08:37 > 0:08:39and, Andy, here comes your intro.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42DRUMS CRASH AND SYNTHESIZER PLAYS

0:08:50 > 0:08:51OK, Andy. Any ideas?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Is it Prince?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56- GROANS FROM AUDIENCE - No? No.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58If it's not electronic, I haven't a clue.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I won't give you a point, but I'll pass you over. Do you know?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Easy Lover.- It's Easy Lover. Yes, Phil Bailey.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- And Phil Collins! - You mean Phil Collins?!

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Phil Collins and Phil Bailey.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Oh, yes. Philip Bailey from Earth, Wind and Fire.- They did it together.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Yeah. Can I just go now, cos I'm not going to score any?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15LAUGHTER

0:09:15 > 0:09:17It is, in fact, yes, Easy Lover, Phil Bailey, Phil Collins.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20And back to your team. And, Mari, here comes your intro.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24MID-TEMPO PERCUSSION AND SYNTHS

0:09:32 > 0:09:34HE HUMS

0:09:36 > 0:09:37THEY SING

0:09:37 > 0:09:39I've got no idea. I have to be honest.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Oh, Leee's in the groove, he's in the groove.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44HE SINGS It's coming to him.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46But it's not his question, so it's irrelevant!

0:09:46 > 0:09:47LAUGHTER

0:09:47 > 0:09:48I can throw it over.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50We think it's Bananarama.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53And...

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- You don't get a point. Just for the kudos, this.- Oh, OK.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I can tell you a funny story about Bananarama.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00LAUGHTER

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- It's the only way I'm going to get any points.- OK.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05We did a charity show two weeks ago with them,

0:10:05 > 0:10:07and the guy doing the monitors came up to me and I said,

0:10:07 > 0:10:09"I don't like these, can I change them?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11"But have Bananarama already sound checked?"

0:10:11 > 0:10:14And he went, "I thought you WERE Bananarama."

0:10:14 > 0:10:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Well, looking forward to your new album, then, Andy!

0:10:22 > 0:10:23LAUGHTER

0:10:23 > 0:10:26No points for that, but I can, in fact, reveal it is Cruel Summer.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Cruel Summer!- Cruel Summer!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31OK. Over to Toyah's team, and Steve, here's your intro.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33UPBEAT PIANO AND HORNS PLAY

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Wow.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Oh, my goodness. It's a...

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Is it Kid Creole And The Coconuts?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46AUDIENCE: Yes.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48It is? But I don't know what it's called.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Can I... Can I mime? - We'll give you one for the artist.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Bawk-bawk-bawk.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Doesn't make that sound. That's a chicken!

0:10:54 > 0:10:56I'm sitting on a windowsill.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58If you want to help, I wouldn't do the mime.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59LAUGHTER

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Sit on your stool.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04It's an individual question, of course...

0:11:04 > 0:11:05LAUGHTER

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Any ideas?- Pigeon.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11LAUGHTER

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- What?- No pigeons or stools involved in this one.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16I'm A Wonderful Thing, Baby.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Oh!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20OK. Over to Leee's team.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Leee, your intro coming up. Here it is.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25UPBEAT DRUMS AND GUITAR RIFF

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Abracadabra...

0:11:31 > 0:11:34# Abra, cada, cadabra...

0:11:34 > 0:11:35# I wanna reach out and grab ya. #

0:11:35 > 0:11:36That's it? That's it?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38AUDIENCE: Yeah.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- It is, it is.- By? - Steve...- Steve Miller.- Miller.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44OK, and just tell me the title of the track.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45And we need a long version there.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Abracadabra.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Is the right answer for the points, yes. Well done.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50APPLAUSE

0:11:52 > 0:11:54All right. So, finally in this round, over to Toyah.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Toyah, here comes yours.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58DISCO DRUMS AND SYNTH RIFF

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Is it Eddie Grant? Electric Avenue?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11It is!

0:12:11 > 0:12:12APPLAUSE

0:12:14 > 0:12:18So, the end of that round, Andy, Toyah and Steve are on three,

0:12:18 > 0:12:20and Mari, Leee and Tom are on four.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21APPLAUSE

0:12:22 > 0:12:24# Pop quiz! #

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Now time to look at some more famous faces

0:12:26 > 0:12:27for the game we call Face Swap.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30In this round, you need to work as a team this time.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33I'm going to show you a face made up of three different '80s artists.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36You get a point for each person you can identify.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Leee's team, here comes your face.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- There we are.- OK. - A rather attractive face. Who is it?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Look at the top part, look at the hair.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48There's a 'tache there, as well.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50The eyes may be a clue.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52We're thinking the hair is David Bowie, aren't we?

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Is David Bowie.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Annie Lennox, and Lionel Ritchie.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Let's have a look at the hair, and see whether it is David Bowie.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Ah, yes.- Yes, it is.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03APPLAUSE

0:13:03 > 0:13:06It's tricky, cos he had so many hairstyles, really, didn't he?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08So, number two, you're going for...?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Annie Lennox.- Annie Lennox.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Let's have a look and see whether they are indeed Annie Lennox's eyes.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14- Hooray!- Yes.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16APPLAUSE

0:13:17 > 0:13:19And the chin, whose chin?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Lionel Richie.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Yes, it is. APPLAUSE

0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Yeah!- Well done.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31What a group that would have made! So you get all the points.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Fantastic.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Are you ready, Toyah's team,

0:13:34 > 0:13:37to take a look at your fabulous '80s college?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Not related to any of you, this person, I don't think.- Oh, my!

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Oh, God.- It looks like a very ugly woman, at this point.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- It could be a lady or a bloke. - A bloke, absolutely.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- It could be... - With that little flick fringe,

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- you really believe that would be a bloke?- There's a guy in there.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54It's not Kim Wilde, is it? No. It's not Kim Wilde's hair?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Oh.- She doesn't have that tattoo, that's for sure.- No.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58No, just the hair.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01OK, so we could have Kim Wilde,

0:14:01 > 0:14:04we could have... Who's that lovely Welsh singer that...

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Bonnie Tyler?- Bonnie Tyler.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07I think it may be more Bonnie than Kim.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09I think it's more Bonnie, cos Kim was really...

0:14:09 > 0:14:11I've heard the name bandied around.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Kim was platinum blonde and incredibly sexy,

0:14:13 > 0:14:17and Bonnie was a little bit more family, so shall we go for Bonnie?

0:14:17 > 0:14:18You're saying Bonnie Tyler?

0:14:18 > 0:14:19- Yes.- Let's have a look.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Ohhh!

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Well played, excellent.- Well done. - APPLAUSE

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Excellent. Well done. OK.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30It is Bonnie Tyler's hair, indeed. Now, the eyes, the eyes.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32What do we think about the eyes?

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I think that's Kevin Rowland, Dexys Midnight Runners.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36You think Kevin Rowland's eyes?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- OK.- OK, let's have a look.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, no!

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Oh, my God.- No! No, come on.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Oh. Well-known Dexys frontman Simon Le Bon!

0:14:50 > 0:14:54How could you make Simon Le Bon's eyes so unsexy?

0:14:54 > 0:14:55LAUGHTER

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- You did on purpose, didn't you? - Just put Bonnie Tyler's wig on him!

0:14:58 > 0:14:59LAUGHTER

0:15:00 > 0:15:03And this other person's chin underneath, and their mouth.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Can we just go for the tattoo?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07We've got a much better chance with the tattoo.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09- That's...- Well, the tattoo might give you a clue.- Oh!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- It's Billy Idol. - BOTH: Billy Idol!

0:15:11 > 0:15:12That's it. The tat. It's his tat.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Let's have a look. Is it, in fact, Billy Idol?

0:15:14 > 0:15:15It's his tat, yeah.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Result!- Yeah!- Well done.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19APPLAUSE

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Salvaged. Well done.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Fantastic.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25At the end of that round, we are faced with the following scores.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Andy, Toyah and Steve are on five points.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Mari, Leee and Tom are on seven points.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31APPLAUSE

0:15:33 > 0:15:34# Pop Quiz! #

0:15:34 > 0:15:35OK, into Round Three we go.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37As well as being a great era musically,

0:15:37 > 0:15:39the '80s also produced some amazing lyrics.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Who can forget those great words

0:15:41 > 0:15:43that could have been written by Shakespeare himself,

0:15:43 > 0:15:45"Agadoo, doo, doo, shake pineapple..."

0:15:45 > 0:15:46whatever it was? LAUGHTER

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Quite simply, in this round, I'm going to show you some lyrics.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50All you have to do is name the song.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52You get two points for a right answer.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53If you're struggling, you can ask for a clue,

0:15:53 > 0:15:55but it will cost you a point.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Tom, time to word up, as they said in Cameo. Take a look at this.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06I'm lost on this one.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Can I take a clue?

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- It will cost your point if I give you a clue.- Let's go for a clue.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13A clue. OK.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16I once auctioned something conical of hers.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17LAUGHTER

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Oh, it's a she.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Madonna. Madonna.- It is Madonna. - The track?

0:16:22 > 0:16:24Don't preach, Papa Don't Preach.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26For some reason, just thought of Papa Don't Preach.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Papa Don't Preach is the right answer.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29APPLAUSE

0:16:29 > 0:16:33# But my friends keep telling me to give it up

0:16:33 > 0:16:37# Saying I'm too young, I ought to live it up. #

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Amazing. All that musicality,

0:16:38 > 0:16:40I mention a conical bra, and they get it.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41LAUGHTER

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Extraordinary. Right. OK, Andy, here come your lyrics.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Would you like to marry me?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47And if you like, you can buy the ring.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Would you like to marry me? And if you like,

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- you can buy the ring.- Do you want a clue? Cost you a point.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54I'm going to have to have a clue, yeah.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56OK. The front man has been on this programme.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Oh, that really narrows it down(!)

0:16:59 > 0:17:02If somebody were to tell me was Nick Heyward, I'd say Nick Heyward,

0:17:02 > 0:17:04but I don't think it is.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- No, it was the Smiths, and William, It Was Really Nothing.- Oh!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10# Would you like to marry me?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12# And if you like, you can buy the ring. #

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Oh, God! NOW I can sing it.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17OK, on we go. And, Mari, take a look at these lyrics.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23LAUGHTER

0:17:23 > 0:17:27I bought it in Primrose Hill from a bloke from Brazil.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30It's the metre. I'm reading it in a different metre there.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32If I read it in the right metre, you'd get it.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35I think we'll have to go for a clue, yeah, yeah.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36I'll put the stress in it.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39I bought it in Primrose Hill, from a bloke from Brazil.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Ha-ha ha-ha.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44It's difficult to say without singing it.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Is it... Is it Madness?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Hm...

0:17:50 > 0:17:52SHE HUMS

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Baggy Trousers.- Baggy Trousers?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57- AUDIENCE: No! - No, hold on, hold on.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00No, no, it's, it's...

0:18:00 > 0:18:02# I've been driving in my car.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04- # It's not a Jaguar. # - SHE HUMS

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Which one are you going for?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Which one you going for?- What is it?

0:18:10 > 0:18:11- C...c...c...- So what's the answer?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13- What's the title of the song? - What's the title of the song?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15The one you've just sung. What's the title of it?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18THEY HUM

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Is it Driving In My Car?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- It is Driving In My Car.- It is!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24# I bought it in Primrose Hill

0:18:24 > 0:18:27# From a bloke from Brazil. #

0:18:29 > 0:18:30HE SIGHS

0:18:30 > 0:18:32- I'll go for a lie down. - Painful, that one.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33LAUGHTER

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Steve, take a look at these lyrics, OK?

0:18:38 > 0:18:39# In my life

0:18:39 > 0:18:41# Heartache and pain

0:18:41 > 0:18:42# I don't know

0:18:42 > 0:18:44# Face it again. #

0:18:44 > 0:18:45HE CONTINUES TO SING THE TUNE

0:18:45 > 0:18:47I Want To Know What Love Is, Foreigner.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49APPLAUSE Absolutely right. Here it comes.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51# In my life

0:18:52 > 0:18:54# There's been heartache and pain. #

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Thank you for that one.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Well done. I Want To Know What Love is, Foreigner.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59And, Leee, your lyrics on the way.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09# All I know is that to me... #

0:19:09 > 0:19:10All I know...

0:19:10 > 0:19:12I need a...

0:19:12 > 0:19:13# Open up...

0:19:13 > 0:19:14# Up... Open up... #

0:19:14 > 0:19:16It's that...

0:19:16 > 0:19:17HE HUMS

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Go on, you're there, you're there, I can feel you boiling.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21I'm feeling it, feeling it! Oh!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Lord knows I'm feelin' it!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25# All I know is that to me... #

0:19:25 > 0:19:27- You're BURNING up.- Do you want me to give you a clue?

0:19:27 > 0:19:28- TOYAH:- We know.- We do know.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30- We know.- We'll sing it for you.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32We'll mime it for you.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33I may need a clue.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37OK, without giving it away, sing it for him without giving it away.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40# You spin me right round, baby, right round... #

0:19:40 > 0:19:41LAUGHTER

0:19:41 > 0:19:44APPLAUSE

0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'd say much too subtle for me!

0:19:51 > 0:19:52LAUGHTER

0:19:52 > 0:19:55You Spin Me Round, Dead Or Alive.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56# All I know is that to me

0:19:56 > 0:19:58# You look like you're having fun

0:19:58 > 0:20:00# Open up your loving arms

0:20:00 > 0:20:02# Watch out, here I come. #

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Great. First number one for Stock Aitken Waterman.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Right, Toyah, here come your lyrics.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Oh, well, it's Frankie goes to Hollywood.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17The Power Of Love.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- Yes!- Well done.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20APPLAUSE

0:20:20 > 0:20:22# I'll protect you from the hooded claw... #

0:20:22 > 0:20:24I still had to think about it!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26# Keep the vampires from your door. #

0:20:26 > 0:20:29At the end of that round, we have Toyah's team,

0:20:29 > 0:20:31that's Andy, Toyah and Steve, on nine,

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Mari, Leee and Tom, Leee's team, also on nine.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:20:37 > 0:20:38# Pop Quiz! #

0:20:38 > 0:20:41We move on to Round Four. This is called Which Year?

0:20:41 > 0:20:42There is a clue in the title, of course.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I'm going to show each team a compilation of three music videos

0:20:45 > 0:20:48that all charted in the same year.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49When you've seen the compilation,

0:20:49 > 0:20:52I want to know the name of each track and the year,

0:20:52 > 0:20:53starting with Leee's team.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Three songs, point for each, and a point for the year.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Here they come.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59# I resolve to call her up

0:20:59 > 0:21:02# 1,000 times a day. #

0:21:02 > 0:21:05# You hear laughter

0:21:05 > 0:21:06# Cracking through the walls

0:21:06 > 0:21:08# It sends you spinning. #

0:21:08 > 0:21:10COMIC SYNTHESIZER RIFF

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Well, we think the first one might be

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic, by The Police.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Spot on, Tom, yes, it is. Well done.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22There they are in Montserrat.

0:21:22 > 0:21:27And the second might have been Siouxsie singing Christine.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29No, do you want to go for the third one?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Tweets.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- The Birdie Song.- The Birdie Song. - It's only the songs we want.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- It's the Birdie Song. - Yes, the Birdie Song, yeah.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- The Birdie Song is the third one. - She said, so proudly!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- "The Birdie Song, I know!" - LAUGHTER

0:21:41 > 0:21:42- "I know my stuff!"- You bought it!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44LAUGHTER

0:21:44 > 0:21:47So we have two out of three, there.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- The second one, I can tell you, was Spellbound.- Spellbound.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Siouxsie And The Banshees, Spellbound.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53But what was the year? So you got two points.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55For a third point, what was the year?

0:21:55 > 0:21:56- '81.- 81 is spot on, Leeee. Well done.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- APPLAUSE - Where did you get that?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- I was on Top Of The Pops with them. - Well done.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04You know that because that was the year the Birdie Song came out?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06No, because we were on Top Of The Pops with Siouxsie!

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Boom-boom!

0:22:09 > 0:22:12So, to Toyah's team. Your compilation, three songs.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17# Oh oh-oh oh-oh ohhh oh-ohhh

0:22:17 > 0:22:19# Oh oh-oh oh-oh ohhh... #

0:22:19 > 0:22:21# Needless to say

0:22:21 > 0:22:23# I'm odds and ends

0:22:23 > 0:22:25# But I'll be... #

0:22:25 > 0:22:29# Oh, how you brought me down

0:22:29 > 0:22:30# Down, down... #

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- OK.- We've got two. We've got two. We just don't know the first one.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Well, we got the last one. Frankie. - You've got...?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Frankie, the last video...

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- OK.- ..as a song.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43The first one, I'm clueless. Did you have anything?

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- No, I have no idea.- No idea.

0:22:46 > 0:22:51- The middle one... A-ha. - Take On Me.- Take On Me.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54OK. The first one you didn't get is Tarzan Boy, Baltimora.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Did you know that?- OK. - Sorry, Tarzan Boy.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59A big Roadshow favourite, that one.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01The second one you did get,

0:23:01 > 0:23:03which was A-ha - Take On Me, of course.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05The third one... Absolutely right again.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Frankie, Sister Sledge.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10OK, so, for the final point, the year.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Do you think it's '84 rather than '83?

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Well, it's definitely middle '80s, not early. But... '83 or '84.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17- You want to toss a coin?- Eh...

0:23:17 > 0:23:19How "mid" are you going to go?

0:23:19 > 0:23:23- '84.- '84, then.- The boss says '84. - We're going to try '84.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- You should have gone more mid. It's '85, but very close.- Oh!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Very close. So, at the end of that round,

0:23:28 > 0:23:30we have Andy, Toyah and Steve -

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Toyah's team - on 11,

0:23:31 > 0:23:32Mari, Leee and Tom -

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Leee's team - on 12.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36APPLAUSE

0:23:37 > 0:23:38# Pop Quiz! #

0:23:38 > 0:23:41As we lurch into Round Five, we're going to show you some album covers.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45You need to tell me the name of the album and the group who released it.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I'm going to show you a very small section for three points.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50If I have to enlarge it for you, then you're down to two points.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Enlarge it even more, you're down to one point.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55So here comes your small bit.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59OK, so this is Leee's team.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02There's an ear for you and an earring.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Do you think you know it for three points?

0:24:06 > 0:24:10- You want the album title? - You need the title as well.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12THEY WHISPER

0:24:12 > 0:24:15You lose everything if you give a wrong answer to the album title,

0:24:15 > 0:24:17so be very careful.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22OK, I think you know who it is, but what's the title?

0:24:22 > 0:24:25- It's Wham!, definitely. - Yeah, I need both.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27- You need the artist and the album. - Young Guns?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Go for it.- Young Guns?

0:24:29 > 0:24:30OK.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Or I can expand it for you.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36It's not going to change your life, but, I mean, you know...

0:24:36 > 0:24:39LAUGHTER

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Oh, it's... Um...

0:24:41 > 0:24:43No. Er...

0:24:43 > 0:24:48- Young Guns...- Go for it. - Go for it.- Young Guns Go For It.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Is that the one you're saying?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Shall we go for it?- You're the boss.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54You're saying it's Wham!, and you're saying...

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Young Guns Go For It.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59You're not right. Let's reveal it. Let's have a look.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01It is actually Wham!...

0:25:01 > 0:25:02Fantastic.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05It's like a second-hand vinyl store here. There we are. There it is.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Wham! and Fantastic.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09OK. We'll be selling these afterwards, of course.

0:25:09 > 0:25:14Right, over to Toyah's team for your little bit of an album,

0:25:14 > 0:25:15and here it comes.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Three points if you get it on this.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Oh, my goodness!

0:25:19 > 0:25:22You had an ear on the last one. You've got an eye on this one.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24- Oh, oh, oh!- Yes!

0:25:24 > 0:25:27This brilliant young man has got it.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Yeah. I think we should go all in and crash or burn.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Human League - Dare.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34- You're saying The Human League and Dare.- Yeah.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Let's have a look, see if it is.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Indeed it is. Well done. Well done, yes.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40APPLAUSE

0:25:40 > 0:25:42And here it is.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47- Steve, I think you should have that for a great effort.- That's great.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Thank you very much indeed.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51- APPLAUSE - Great band.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Well done. So, the scores at the end of that round are...

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Leee's team -

0:25:55 > 0:25:57that's Mari, Leee and Tom - on 12,

0:25:57 > 0:25:58and Toyah's team -

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Andy, Toyah and Steve - on 14.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01APPLAUSE

0:26:01 > 0:26:02# Pop quiz! #

0:26:02 > 0:26:04And so into our final round.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05Here's the Quickfire Round.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07International rules of TV state

0:26:07 > 0:26:09that, to increase the dynamic tension,

0:26:09 > 0:26:12the studio lights have to be dimmed rather, so we'll do that.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14- I hope you can all still see. AUDIENCE:- Ooh!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Fingers on the buzzers. One point for a correct answer.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Get it wrong, I'll throw it over to the other team.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20First, let's hear your buzzers.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Leee's team, this is what yours sounds like.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23# Body talk! #

0:26:23 > 0:26:24And Toyah's.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26# It's a mystery! #

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Yeah!

0:26:27 > 0:26:28And, of course, they'll be buzzing

0:26:28 > 0:26:31just to hear their own song being played. We know that.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Right, here we go, then. Fingers on the buzzers.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36What is the title of The Smiths' debut album?

0:26:37 > 0:26:39# It's a mystery! # Yes, Steve?

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Is it The Queen Is Dead?

0:26:40 > 0:26:42No, it was wasn't. Throw it over for one?

0:26:42 > 0:26:44This...Charming Man?

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Much... Much deliberation.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47It was actually called The Smiths.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Right.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Who had a hit in '83 with Rat Rapping?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53# It's a mystery! # Yes, Toyah.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Roland Rat?

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Roland Rat, yes! Absolutely. Well done.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58I shouldn't know it, but I do!

0:26:58 > 0:27:00APPLAUSE

0:27:00 > 0:27:01Your specialist subject.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Name the chart-topping male duo from Bushey in Hertfordshire.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06# It's a mystery! # Yes, Steve?

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Wham!

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Wham! is the right answer, yes.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Whose 1985 album was called Songs From The Big Chair?

0:27:12 > 0:27:14# It's a mystery! # Yes, Steve?

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Tears for Fears.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- It was Tears For Fears. Right answer.- On a roll.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19The '80s expert!

0:27:19 > 0:27:21And finally...

0:27:21 > 0:27:23who won Best Female Singer in both the '81 and '82

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Smash Hits readers' poll?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27# It's a mystery! # Yes, Steve?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Madonna.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29No, she didn't. I can throw it over.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31- Kim Wilde.- No, it wasn't.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33- Kate Bush?- Kate Bush?- It was...

0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Toyah.- Toyah!- No way! - APPLAUSE

0:27:35 > 0:27:36# Body talk! #

0:27:36 > 0:27:37Oh, my God!

0:27:37 > 0:27:38# Body talk! #

0:27:38 > 0:27:40# Pop Quiz! #

0:27:40 > 0:27:42No-one told me!

0:27:42 > 0:27:46That very subtle sound tells me that I'm out of time in the game

0:27:46 > 0:27:47and that it's the end of the show.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49I can tell you that, in the lead

0:27:49 > 0:27:51and winning tonight's show...

0:27:51 > 0:27:52Steve, Andy and Toyah -

0:27:52 > 0:27:53it's Toyah's team!

0:27:53 > 0:27:54Yeah!

0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Celebrate good times Come on! #

0:27:57 > 0:28:00APPLAUSE

0:28:01 > 0:28:03Well, it's been a fantastic nostalgia trip.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06We've relived some great times and shuddered at some of our fashions.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09All that remains is for me to thank our wonderful guests.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11They are Leee's team - Mari Wilson...

0:28:11 > 0:28:13APPLAUSE

0:28:13 > 0:28:14..Tom Bailey...

0:28:14 > 0:28:15APPLAUSE

0:28:15 > 0:28:17..and Leee John!

0:28:17 > 0:28:18APPLAUSE

0:28:18 > 0:28:20And they faced the might of Andy McCluskey...

0:28:20 > 0:28:22APPLAUSE

0:28:22 > 0:28:24..Steve Norman...

0:28:24 > 0:28:25APPLAUSE

0:28:25 > 0:28:26..and their leader, Toyah Wilcox!

0:28:26 > 0:28:28APPLAUSE

0:28:28 > 0:28:30And, as is the tradition with Pop Quiz,

0:28:30 > 0:28:32we finish the show with a pop video.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34Tonight, I've chosen a really good one.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37This is David Bowie, and Let's Dance.

0:28:37 > 0:28:38I've been Mike Read.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40This has been Pop Quiz: The Comeback! Goodnight.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43- CHEERING - # Let's dance

0:28:43 > 0:28:47# Put on your red shoes and dance the blues

0:28:49 > 0:28:51# Let's dance

0:28:51 > 0:28:55# To the song they're playing on the radio

0:28:57 > 0:29:00# Let's sway

0:29:00 > 0:29:03# While colour lights up your face

0:29:06 > 0:29:07# Let's sway

0:29:08 > 0:29:12# Sway through the crowd to an empty space... #