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0:00:04 > 0:00:06- I'm Linda Brown...
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- ..and this is my daughter, Caren.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- Together...
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- ..we run Wales's only - celebrity lookalike company.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- If you need that special star's - lookalike...
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- ..for an event...
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- ..contact 'Run Sbit.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Caernarfon's Clwb Canol Dre club.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- An excited audience is clearly - enjoying a Welsh-language classic.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Linda Brown from lookalike company - 'Run Sbit is in the crowd.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49- Tonight is a rare chance - for the successful business woman...
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- ..to relax to the music - of a Welsh superstar.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- You really can't beat Dafydd Iwan. - I don't care what you say.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- The evergreen singer had - hung up his guitar.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10- Turning to Run Sbit for a lookalike - was a natural step...
0:01:10 > 0:01:12- ..according to the rest of his band.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Well, - Dafydd Iwan has retired yet again.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- We didn't see any reason - for us to give up...
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- ..so we phoned 'Run Sbit.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- We get better treatment from the - lookalike than the real Dafydd Iwan.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Ysbryd Y Nos! Ysbryd Y Nos!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Linda may have got into the spirit - a bit too much.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- You need to let your knees down - sometimes!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- We're not here for long after all.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- # We're still here
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- # We're still here #
0:02:15 > 0:02:16- What on earth?
0:02:16 > 0:02:21- Honestly, you'd think that woman - was still 18 the way she behaves.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Here you are, you nutter.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Oh, I don't remember anything - after that song about aborigines.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Mam, I think you've got Dafydd - Iwan's side burns on your face.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- What were you doing last night?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Nothing. Why do you ask?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- I won't deny I was merry - by the end of the night.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Dear me, nothing like that happened.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Not that I remember, anyway.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- I phoned Jabas at 2.30 this morning.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Hello, 'Run Sbit. - Hello, 'Run Sbit.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- That'll go down like a crap sandwich - with his lordship, won't it!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Hold on. It's for you.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- A woman you spoke to last - night...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- ..saying you were going to help - with some project or other.
0:03:09 > 0:03:09- Hello?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- Hello?- - She's dangerous.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Every time she goes out - she promises something to someone.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Yes, of course, I remember.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Yes, it's a worthwhile cause.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- It's very important.
0:03:21 > 0:03:27- It quickly becomes apparent how much - Linda remembers of the night before.
0:03:27 > 0:03:33- Yes. Could you just remind me again, - what's the project called?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Oh, yes, - "B'yta'n Iach" - healthy eating.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- Yes, I did remember, honestly, - I just wanted to double check.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- I didn't know what she was talking - about. Some healthy eating.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- It's no wonder - these people want help.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Look at their website. It's like - something out of the dark ages.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- A community project...
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- ..providing quality organic - vegetables in the Snowdonia area.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Oh, damn it, - it's these things with fleas!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- I could do without this today.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- What are we going to do, Car?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- What do you mean we? - You offered to help, not me.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16- Charming!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- We're in this together, Caren.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Now, pull your socks together and - try to get us out of this mess.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- I don't want to sound cruel...
0:04:25 > 0:04:30- ..but Mam's not the best ambassador - for a healthy eating project.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- How about we get Dudley - to do something.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Do you think he'll do anything - for us again?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39- Hello?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40- Hello?- - Oh, hi!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- Alright?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Keeping the faith.
0:04:46 > 0:04:52- I'm Chris O'Marah from Abermawddach - and I'm 'Run Sbit's Dafydd Iwan.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- There aren't many people in Wales...
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- ..who aren't aware of Dafydd Iwan's - cultural contribution.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- From singing and running the famous - Sain recording studio...
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- ..to reaching the heights of the - charts with his evergreen anthems.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Reaching the heights isn't a problem - for Chris either.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- He's a successful - painter and decorator.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- He's got plenty to keep him busy...
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- ..when he isn't playing lookalike - to Wales's most famous troubadour.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- How about painting it all green?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- There must be something we can do.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- Here's 45 and a fiver for petrol.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35- Nice one, Car.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37- How's it going?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Alright, except she's promised - to help promote...
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- ..some fruit and veg place - nobody's heard of.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Vegetables are important.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- You know what they say, the masses - were raised on jacket spuds.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52- That's it!
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- I had a Dafydd Iwan lookalike - quoting Hogia'r Wyddfa in one ear...
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- ..and her in the other ear - thinking she's bloody Bob Geldof.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03- A charity single?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Yes, they're all the rage now.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- All we have to do is write a song...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- ..get a handful of lookalikes - to record it and Hey Bisto!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- We'll "just" write a song. - Who's doing that?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17- Wow, don't look at me...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- ..my Welsh isn't good enough - to do something like that.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- OK, you can write the music.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24- You can write the words.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- You can make use - of that stupid degree of yours.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- There we are. - That was quite easy in the end.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Without much experience - of songwriting...
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- ..the next morning, - Caren sets off to do some research.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- She comes across - the strangest sights.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45- Oh, hello.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Sorry, - I think I'm in the wrong place.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- I'm looking for B'yta'n Iach.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- No, my dear, - you're in the right place.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- Oh, right.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- I'm Caren from 'Run Sbit.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Mother Eira and other nuns - from the convent's gardens...
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- ..have run a business, B'yta'n Iach, - in Wales for over eight years.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Very few people - are aware of their existence.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- ..write a song to help you.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15- Right.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- Yes, it's difficult to get people - to know of the service we offer.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- When one of Jesus's lambs - came to us to offer help...
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- ..it was too good an opportunity - to refuse.
0:07:27 > 0:07:33- You've got a great operation here. - I didn't even know it existed.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- That's the problem.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- The trees shelter us, - we're difficult to see.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Hopefully, this song will be - advertise your produce.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- I'm sure it will be.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- I know hardly anything - about this organic food.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- I was hoping you could - give me a few pointers.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- As Caren looks for holy support - for her writing...
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- ..Dafydd Iwan's job is to compose - a melody for the masterpiece.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04- Come on, Chris.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- That's a bit better.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Meanwhile, - back at Run Sbit's office...
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- ..Linda is herding the singers - for the recording.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Don't be such an old fart, John!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Dear me, Alun's doing it!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- There will be food if you're...
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- It was a bit full on, - getting everyone to join in.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- But I soon laid - the final brick in the wall.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Be at Sain Studio - by 5.30pm tomorrow.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Not you, Brian. - You need to be there by 10.30am.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- To the ladies - at B'yta'n Iach Gardens...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- ..thanks for everything, - Dafydd Iwan.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Aren't you posh?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- He's one of our favourite customers.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- He's here rather often.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- As it happens, our lookalike for - Dafydd Iwan is writing the music.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Come on ladies, settle down.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- How about we start - by sharing...
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- ..a few ideas we'd like - to include in the song.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Well, it's important - people know where we are.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12- Location.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- You could say - it's a sanctuary in the trees.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- I like that.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- A sanctuary in the trees.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24- It was going really well.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- We had loads of ideas - straight away.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- It's worth paying extra.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Is there anything else?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- "Iach" - healthy rhymes with...
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- "Iach" - healthy rhymes with...- - "Sach" - sack!
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- B'yta'n Iach gardens, - there's love in every sack.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Yes!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- You're quite the poet, Mary!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- As Caren and the nuns' creation - takes shape...
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- ..Dafydd Iwan seems - quite proud of his efforts too.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02- It isn't bad actually.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08- It sounds a bit like Neil Young. - I think we've got a hit there, boys.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- Wow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15- In part two...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Jesus Christ, where are they?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- ..will Caren's words and Dafydd's - melody hit the mark?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- How will Linda get on - controlling the recording?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Where's Elin Fflur? There you are.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- The pressure mounts - when S4C's cameras turn up...
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- ..to broadcast - the first performance.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- We're joined by Linda Brown.
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0:10:44 > 0:10:47- A drunken promise has pushed - Linda Brown into a corner.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- We must be able to do something.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Dafydd Iwan's lookalike is under - pressure to finish a painting job.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- There we are, we've finished, - ladies.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Caren's had a holy helping hand - to write a song about organic veg.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Hopefully the song - will advertise the produce.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- It's yet another ordinary week - at Run Sbit.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Sain's famous studios. - The fine tuning is on going.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- How many packs of quavers - is that now?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- One, two, three, four, five, six.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Maybe I'll leave an extra three or - four, in case Rhys Meirion turns up.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- As Linda waits for the singers - who'll sing the charity single...
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- ..Brian Yr Organ, - Alun Tan Lan and Gethin Evs...
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- ..are ready to record - the backing track.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- There's a problem, as Alun explains.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- We can't do anything without music.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Absolutely, - where is this- BEEP- Dafydd Iwan?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Who knows, Brian? - He's supposed to be here.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50- Is it that bloke?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51- Hallelujah!
0:11:53 > 0:11:54- Where have you been, man?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- How was I supposed to know - it was the real Dafydd Iwan?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- He looks exactly like our one.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09- At last, the Dafydd Iwan Linda - was expecting arrives.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10- Where on earth have you been?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11- Where on earth have you been?- - I'm sorry, Linda.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- But time is scarce - for the busy painter.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16- I've got two windows left.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- I'll have to show the lads the tune - and then I have to go back.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Come along for God's sake.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Lads, this is Dafydd Iwan.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Bry, Alun, Geth.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- With only a few hours...
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- ..until the Heno cameras arrive - to catch the recording...
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- ..it's a race against time - to show the band the tune.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Can you hold D down.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- With a little tweaking from Bryan, - Alun and Gethin Evs' lookalikes...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- For- BEEP- sakes Geth!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- It's not long - before the melody takes shape.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53- I can go from here then.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- It sounds good, lads.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58- It sounds good, lads.- - Thank you.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- I was glad for Dafydd and the lads - that the song came together.
0:13:02 > 0:13:07- I didn't want them to make fools - of themselves on live TV.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Hello, Caren.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- The music is only half the work.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Caren has brought - a thank-you gift...
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- ..for the sisters at B'yta'n Iach - for their assistance.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20- Listen.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Why don't you come with me - to the recording at the studio?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25- Do you think that would be OK?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- Of course it would.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- You can meet Dafydd Iwan's lookalike - after that.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31- Really?
0:13:32 > 0:13:33- Absolutely.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34- Kim, Mari...
0:13:34 > 0:13:40- ..do you want come and meet - Dafydd Iwan's lookalike?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- I'm sitting in the front!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- They were thrilled with the idea.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51- Off we go.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- The nuns make their way - to the studio.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- By now, - the background track is finished.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Linda is pleased with it.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- Oh, it's fantastic, lads.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06- So that'll do, will it?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08- It's great, Dafydd.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Look, I have to go - and do these windows now.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Alright then.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Be back by six for the practice.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Those S4C people - are coming to film you.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Aye, alright. - Make sure to give me a good line.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- I will, don't worry.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25- Are you alright there?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- Here he is, ladies.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31- Hello.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Alright? OK?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- They wanted to meet you.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40- The sisters were so happy to meet - the lookalike of such a hero.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- When the opportunity came to help - him get his van moving...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- ..it was the cherry on the cake.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- Let's go for it!
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- The lyrics - have been such a success...
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- ..there's no doubt the heavenly - father is smiling down on us.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10- I think if we change that last word - to get one that fits better.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15- And maybe swap this verse - with this one, it'll be great.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- As the group put the finishing - touches on things.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Outside, - the stars have started to arrive.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22- Alright, son?
0:15:22 > 0:15:26- It's obvious Linda's hard work - has paid off.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- From Tom Jones to Osian Candelas...
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- ..have come to take part - in the historic venture.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Hi, Meic, they're - through there in the studio.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36- I've got some photocopying to do.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- It's not just lookalikes - of singers who're here.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- I'm looking forward to it so much.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- I get to be on Heno!
0:15:46 > 0:15:47- It's great.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- It's an honour to be in a room - with these people.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- I wouldn't have missed it - for the world.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56- Margaret Williams!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Yeah, yeah, it's going really well, - isn't it, John?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Nice vibe, - everything's really chilled.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- I was just telling Osian Candelas - actually...
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- ..we don't get enough chances to do - things like this.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11- We're quite confident.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- A good group has turned up, - we'll be fine.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Thanks.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- As they reminisce and mingle, - there's important work to do.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- OK, OK. - Can I have your attention, please?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- These are the words, - you can have a copy each.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32- I was impressed with Mam.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- It was like watching Cefin Roberts - going through his stuff.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Is anyone else chewing gum?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Bonnie Tyler, - you get the first line.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- "There's a place in the Ogwen Valley - a sanctuary in the woods."
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- It's Tom next.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- With all eyes on the maestro...
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Rownd a Rownd cast!
0:16:53 > 0:16:58- ..it seems that Linda's idea - of a song about healthy produce...
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- ..was quite productive.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- That's when Dafydd Iwan - comes in with his line.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05- OK?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07- Linda, phone.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- With less than an hour to go until - the Heno cameras arrive...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- ..news arrives to burst the bubble.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- What do you mean you've broken down? - Where are you?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18- I'm not sure.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Somewhere in the Nantlle Valley.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Look, Linda, - I don't think I can make it.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- Bloody great, he's got the most - important line in the song.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- There was only one thing I could do.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Dafydd, are you busy? Come with me.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- When in a hole, start digging.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38- What are you doing, woman?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Stand in the middle there - then I'll tell you what to do.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- What are you doing? You can't get - the real Dafydd Iwan to sing!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- I've got no choice, Caren.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Nobody will know him, - we'll put some sunglasses on him.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Hello, Llanelli, can you hear me?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- With S4C's cameras - here to catch the historic moment...
0:18:02 > 0:18:07- ..there's a last-minute rehearsal - before the nation hears it.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- I want plenty of movement - during the chorus.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Dear me, you're like soldiers! - Hedd Wyn, that's fine for you.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- They're coming live to us in ten...
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Next, we head live to Caernarfon - to Llio who's been hearing...
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- ..about a slightly different - campaign.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- Thanks, Angharad.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Behind me, the 'Run Sbit gang - are ready to sing a remarkable song.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- We'll speak to the manager, - Linda Brown shortly.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- To get the background - of the campaign...
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- ..here's Janice Cook - from Sexual Health Wales.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- What is the "Putain Iach" - - healthy prostitute campaign?
0:18:46 > 0:18:51- Well, 78% of the women who work - in the sex industry in Wales...
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- ..do so in such a way - as to put their health at risk.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- So, the Putain Iach campaign...
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- ..is planning to open - official brothels...
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- ..to protect these women.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- The long-term goal...
0:19:08 > 0:19:13- ..is for every prostitute in Wales - to be a healthy prostitute.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- A controversial issue - to say the least.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- We're joined now by Linda Brown.
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- Tell us Linda, how important was it - to support this issue?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25- Very important.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- I feel for the nuns - down on all fours every day.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32- Nuns?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Yes, Meira and her gang.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Everyone should use them.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- They've got a fantastic place.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Anything you want and there's - something for every taste.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Melons, cucumbers, - they're incredibly cheap too!
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- At 'Run Sbit, we urge everyone - to make the most of what's on offer.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Well, thanks, Linda.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57- Closing the programme, here's - 'Run Sbit's gang with Putain Iach.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- # There's a place - in the Ogwen Valley
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- # A haven in the trees
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- # Where everyone is welcome
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- # Come and meet the generous women
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- # Women who are eager to please #
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Suddenly the penny drops...
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- ..and Linda realizes - what the song was meant to be.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29- Caren and the nuns' lyrics suddenly - take on a different meaning.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34- # The women are on all fours - from morning until night
0:20:34 > 0:20:39- # Hard at it on their knees - until they're tired out
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- # Whatever you fancy
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- # A little or a lot
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- # Come over to Madam Eira
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- # Where you'll be satisfied
0:20:53 > 0:20:54- # Satisfied
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- # Satisfied
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- # The customer comes first
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- # At the ladies' garden
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- # There's love in every sack
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- No! Jesus! - Can you switch this thing off.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- No, no, no!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Can't you stop them down south?
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- # Women perform miracles - with their nimble fingers
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- # Things grow quickly - under Sister Kim
0:21:30 > 0:21:35- # Laura's very eager - to please non-stop
0:21:37 > 0:21:42- # Mari's never happy - until her box is full to the top
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- # Satisfied
0:21:46 > 0:21:47- # Satisfied
0:21:49 > 0:21:54- # The customer comes first - at the ladies' garden
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- # There's love in every sack
0:22:01 > 0:22:06- # Go to see the garden - and you'll be satisfied
0:22:09 > 0:22:14- # You'll never know - who you'll find when you go there
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- # Me and John have been known - to come for a juicy pear
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- # We provide a service, - the best in the world
0:22:26 > 0:22:34- # I can vouch for that, - because I'm still here
0:22:34 > 0:22:35- # Satisfied #
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Do something, will you? - Rewind live TV. Stop it!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- # There's love in every sack #
0:22:45 > 0:22:46- I can't believe this is happening.
0:22:47 > 0:22:55- # Head over to the gardens - and you'll be satisfied! #
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Well! - Wasn't that a feast for your ears?!
0:23:04 > 0:23:09- Apologies if the song's lyrics - caused you any distress.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- There's nothing to say - except sorry, really.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17- I better go, I don't think - Mam can handle things on her own.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18- Sorry again.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20- Goodbye for now.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- There you go, turn round there.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Sorry, there's a mistake, - they sell veg.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29- No, veg!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- What's got into you! - I wouldn't do such a thing!
0:23:34 > 0:23:35- You dirty scoundrel!
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