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0:00:04 > 0:00:06- I'm Linda Brown...
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- ..and this is my daughter, Caren.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- Together...
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- ..we run Wales's only - celebrity lookalike company.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- If you need that special star's - lookalike...
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- ..for an event...
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- ..contact 'Run Sbit.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- It's Monday morning.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- People across Wales - are on their journeys to work.
0:00:37 > 0:00:42- Following motoring problems, - Linda Brown is amongst them.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Dear me, I didn't know the bloody - hand brake was on...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- ..until I reached Llandygai.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- Despite her status as a successful - and well-known businesswoman...
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- ..the busy mother isn't above - using public transport.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- I've always said - we don't realise how lucky we are.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Take that poor bloke next to me.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- What future did he have?
0:01:09 > 0:01:14- Listen, we've got new cards, if you - fancy being Joe Ledley, let me know.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Get in touch.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- I'm a big believer - in helping where I can.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- Linda isn't the only one - with company.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- You need to know which one - goes with which CV.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- With the school term nearing an end, - Teyrnon Gwilym is at 'Run Sbit...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- ..for a week of work experience.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- We have children over now and then.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39- It's OK.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- You've got to be very careful - with what you allow them to do.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- Watch you don't hurt yourself - on the paper clips.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- They can be sharp.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52- What's this now?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- 'Run Sbit in the community.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- #helpingatramp
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- The woman's not safe.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04- You'd think she was Mother Teresa - the way she comes across.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Here you go, my dear.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- You could be a Margaret Williams - at a pinch.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- You may as well have one. - I've had too many printed.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- I may as well get rid of them.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Hi, Malcolm, - it's Caren from 'Run Sbit.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- While Saint Linda is spreading - the gospel...
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- ..and Teyrnon has plenty to keep - himself busy for the time being...
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- ..Caren turns her attention - to the rest of the week's tasks.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Some of our customers can be rather - specific about the people they want.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- A local paintball company phoned - wanting a Malcolm Allen lookalike...
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- ..our job is to make it happen.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Christ on a bike!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47- What a palaver, Beverly.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Dear me, I feel like - I've done a day's work already!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Oh, it's work experience week - this week.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57- What's your name?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59- This is Teyrnon, Mam.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- I won't remember that name.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- First things first, - let's have a cuppa.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- No, I'm fine, thank you.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- What a drip.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Are you looking - for sugar for the salon?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18- Yes.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19- It's here.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- It's here.- - Thanks.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Oh, is that blocked again?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Sorry, have I done something?
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- No, it's happened before.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Someone stuffs something - they shouldn't down the sink.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Oh, so that's how it is.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- It makes sense - when you see it like that.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- They're just names.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Are you somebody's son or something?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Are you somebody's son or something?- - Mam!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Dear me, he must be related - to someone with a name like that.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- I honestly can't get over that.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Do you have no middle names?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Do you have no middle names?- - No.
0:03:57 > 0:03:57- Oh.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Oh.- - I'll see you on Thursday.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- OK, thank you. Bye.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- What was that?
0:04:05 > 0:04:06- That drain is blocked again.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- I'd love to know who the pig - that stuffs the sink is.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Why pay someone, - that's a good job for... Teyrnon.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Mam, you can't expect a work - experience lad to unblock a drain.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- I'm really sorry about this.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- It must be here - because I've looked under the sink.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- I'm pretty sure it's someone - from the salon that causes it.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35- Caren, phone!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- Tell them I'll phone back.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- It's Malcolm Allen!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Hello, Malcolm! - Malcolm Allen! No, he's great!
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- He's very popular and brings - a lot of work into the company.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- The only thing I'd say about him...
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- ..is that he can be - a bit high maintenance.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Here you go.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- You didn't need - to come here straight away.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Are there two sugars in that cuppa?
0:05:07 > 0:05:12- I'm Ken Huws from Llanllyfni - and I'm the lookalike for...
0:05:12 > 0:05:13- ..Malcolm Allen!
0:05:16 > 0:05:21- Malcolm Allen is one of the most - talented men to play for Wales.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Following a successful career...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- ..he is now one half of Wales' - most famous Welsh-language...
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- ..commentating partnership - with Nic Parry.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- My mind is scrambling - to think of the next joke.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Is speaking correctly important?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- The Welsh language is important - to his lookalike, Kenneth.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- The thorough teacher - has won respect...
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- ..for his stance - on protecting the language.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Proper language is important, - if you don't speak properly...
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- ..the language - becomes less distinct.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- I think it's everyone's duty - to try to speak Welsh properly.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- When you speak, - you say every letter.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- What's the score with this, Caren?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- As you can see, - it's a paintball tournament?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- They just want you - to commentate on it.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- It's not really my kind of thing.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- This pamphlet - is full of language errors.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- There's nothing we can do about - that, is there?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- You're at fault too.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- These cards say - "Fel gwelwyd ar y teledu".
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- You need a "Y" - between "Fel" and "Gwelwyd".
0:06:29 > 0:06:34- In fact, it should be "Fel a welwyd" - really. I'll think about it.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- I won't make any promises.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- We really don't like - letting customers down.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- We were crossing everything, - hoping Malcolm would be OK.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Charlotte Church has liked it now.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- And that guy in the wheelchair.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Do you think we need a backup - for this paintball job?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- For what?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- That's what Malcolm Allen's like. - He always stirs up some shit.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05- Is it OK if I go now?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Yes, of course. How did it go? - Did you have any luck?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- No, I'm sorry, it's still blocked.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- No, I'm sorry, it's still blocked.- - You can try again tomorrow.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Right, OK. Ta-ra.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17- Bye, love.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20- Is he on a half day?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Is he on a half day?- - Mam, he's a school boy.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- He finishes at 3.30pm.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26- That's an easy life!
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- What's good for the goose - is good for the bloody gander.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Right then, I best be off, I think.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- There's a bus at 4.00pm.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- You can lock up, can't you?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- It's Tuesday morning.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- There are two days until - Malcolm Allen's lookalike...
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- ..commentates on a paintball - competition.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- The lookalike has bad news - for 'Run Sbit.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- I thought - that might be what he'd say.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07- He's not going to do it.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- I'm sure the English - on the flier wound him up.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Mother won't be very happy - about this.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Thanks very much.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Knowing nothing of the stubborn - commentator's decision...
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- ..Mother thinks she's spotted - a familiar face.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27- I know you, don't I?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- I'm good with faces, - even if I say so myself.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- I've got a touch - of a pornographic memory.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Yes, of course, how's the job going?
0:08:38 > 0:08:39- Yes, of course, how's the job going?- - It's going well.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Linda quickly works out - she's in the company...
0:08:43 > 0:08:48- ..of the bard and Archdruid, - Geraint Lloyd Owen, the real one.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- Oh, you're a bit heavier - than our Archdruid.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- What's brought you up here?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- My grandson is here - on work experience.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- So, you're what's-his-face's - grandfather.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02- That's what I'm told!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Listen, I've got to get going, - the Eisteddfod office is very busy.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08- Oh!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- At the end of the week...
0:09:11 > 0:09:16- ..the names of everyone accepted - into the Gorsedd will be announced.
0:09:17 > 0:09:23- To tell you the truth, 'Run Sbit's - name came up in the conversation.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Where is he?
0:09:30 > 0:09:31- Where's who?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Where's who?- - Min ap Terry... where is he?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- He's fetching cleaning equipment, - why?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Dear me, do you know - who his grandfather is?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- The chief bandit of the Eisteddfod, - Caren!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Sorry, do you have more bleach?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- It's got nothing to do - with who his grandfather is.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- I'm always willing - to help young people.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- I like to give them a start in life.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- It's nothing to do with the Gorsedd.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- I wouldn't be bothered.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Here's your cuppa love - and here's a curly-wurly.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06- Thanks.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Here, Nic Parry's number is there.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Give him a ring...
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Following - his unexpected promotion...
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- ..Teyrnon's first job is finding - a substitute for Malcolm Allen.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- The other result of the promotion...
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- ..is that Linda has to get - someone else to clean the drain.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- I want to order a pizza, please.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- What do you want on your pizza?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33- Umm...
0:10:34 > 0:10:35- Pepperoni.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36- Pepperoni.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- In part two...
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- In part two...- - He practically said I'm in!
0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Will Linda's treatment - of the work experience lad...
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- ..bring the result she wants?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- What's responsible - for Malcolm Allen's red card?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Asta la vista, Twerp!
0:10:57 > 0:10:57- .
0:11:00 > 0:11:00- *
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- A 15-year-old boy is organising...
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- ..a commentator - for a paintball tournament.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08- I know you, don't I?
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Linda can't believe - she might be joining the Gorsedd.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- Why would they want you?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Why would they want you?- - I'm a pillock of the community!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- Malcolm Allen is critical of the - company's Welsh language policy.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- "A welwyd ar y teledu" is correct.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- All in all, another regular week - at 'Run Sbit.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- I understand that it's short notice, - Mr Parry.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- It's Wednesday afternoon.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- It's a race to find someone - to fill Malcolm Allen's boots.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42- The event is tomorrow.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43- Great, Mr Parry.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- 'Run Sbit's super sub - may have had some success.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Eugh, come on, will you!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Caren's had some success too.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Oh, those dreaded wet wipes, - that's what they are.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- That's not really how I wanted - to meet the Archdruid.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- I've come to pick my grandson up - from work experience.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Of course, I'll fetch him now.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16- Tell him I'll be in the car. - I don't want to miss the Talwrn.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17- OK.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21- Sorry.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22- So you have to stand there?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23- So you have to stand there?- - Sorry.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Geraint Lloyd Owen's outside.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- I'm going for a shower, - that drain's unblocked.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- I saw the sink had cleared, - thank you, Caren.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Terry, get your stuff together, - it's time to head home, love.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Hold on a second, - give this to your grandfather...
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- ..and tell him Linda Brown - sends her regards.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- I didn't really understand - the cake for Taid.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Yes, it's been a really tough week.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- I think, thankfully, I can see the - light at the end of the tunnel.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- Here he comes, Taid's lad.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Alright, Taid?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- How are you?
0:13:18 > 0:13:23- Clearly, Linda Brown doesn't just - make a mess making cakes.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26- Caren, I'm going to catch the bus!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28- I'll see you tomorrow, ta-ra!
0:13:30 > 0:13:35- With less than 24 hours - until the paintball competition...
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- ..Caren's worried.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- The thing is, - Malcolm Allen can be lovely.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- I thought - maybe we could get on his good side.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Really?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Thanks so much, that's fantastic.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- That's great.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Caren's perseverance has worked.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- At the eleventh hour, Malcolm Allen - has agreed to the job.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- It's a pity then - that Linda hasn't told her...
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- ..that Nic Parry - has accepted the job.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14- "Believe it or not, frightened of - bananas, more to come later..."
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- I'm going to need a manicure...
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- ..after all the arse scratching - I've done to get this guy.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Come on, Malcolm - or the thing will be over.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Caren isn't the only one - being forced to wait around.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- You wouldn't believe me. - He's such a sweetheart.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- He's worked so hard that he's - getting a treat from me today.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- I'm taking him to that paintball - place in Deiniolen.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Do you think everyone else - will be fine with that?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- No worries, Archie!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- He'll be fine with Auntie Linda.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Anyhow, - have you sorted your stuff out now?
0:14:55 > 0:14:56- Sorted?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- You know, this, umm, - eisteddfod thing.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Oh, you mean the Gorsedd.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- You don't need to spill the beans - or anything like that.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08- I won't do that.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- I think we'll have a good word - for 'Run Sbit in the next few days.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17- I'm in!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Terry, come on, we're in a rush. - Get on your skates.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22- Come on!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- What do you think of - "Brown from Heli"?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Yes, that's alright.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- While Linda is busy thinking - of an appropriate bardic name...
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- I don't know, it sounds like sewage.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- At Warrior Woods paintball centre - near Deiniolen...
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- ..there's a bit of confusion.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- They told me they were sending - Malcolm Allen.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- You've got Nic Parry! - Where do you want me?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51- This way.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58- Stephen Evans has worked as a Nic - Parry impersonator for six years.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- He's seen a big increase - in his work as a lookalike...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- ..for the quick witted commentator.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Testing, testing, one, two, - yeah, yeah.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- It started quite slow.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- By now things aren't bad at all.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14- Oh, bad one!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- He got shot in the face. - Painful.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- He takes a shot, he's hit the tree.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- Unfortunately, despite his - astounding similarity to the star...
0:16:27 > 0:16:33- ..'Run Sbit's Nic Parry doesn't - have the same linguistic skills.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Oh, smack in the middle - of his what's it.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Linda might not have chosen the best - moment to come calling.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Yeah, great. - Lasagne would be brilliant.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- I'll be home soon. I just have - to finish the commentating. Bye.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Listen to him, the man's terrible.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- He looks like him, - what else do you want?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- He's in a camouflage tent, - nobody can see him.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- He could be Betty George - for all I care...
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- ..so long as I get some sane - commentary.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- If you wanted Betty George, - I'd have brought her.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- I didn't want Nic Parry, - I wanted Malcolm Allen.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11- What's going on here?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Who's in the box?
0:17:14 > 0:17:15- Alright, Malcs!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- I can't stand that Nic Parry, - his Welsh is abysmal.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- His mutations and grammar - are all over the place.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- If I hear him end another - sentence with a preposition...
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- ..I'll go bananas!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- As the competition is stopped - to clear up the misunderstanding...
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- ..the disagreement over who should - do the commentating...
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- ..threatens to ruin the day.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- You said you couldn't come. - What were we to do?
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- Sort it out with them. - I've been sat there.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- It becomes obvious that wisdom - doesn't necessarily come with age.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Can I just say something?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Why don't you just do it together?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- I was just thinking...
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- ..the real Malcolm Allen - and Nic Parry bounce off each other.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Why not try to do the same?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- I don't know, Caren.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16- I'm not very keen.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- The green shirts pay the penalty - for poor defence there.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- The blues charge forward - like wild bulls.
0:18:24 > 0:18:29- With a little persuasion, Malcolm is - willing to give Teyrnon's idea a go.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- The blues are wilting - under fierce attacks.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- The work experience lad...
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- ..is rewarded for his ingenuity - with a front-row seat.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Inspiring team work there - from the greens.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- I couldn't have said it better, - Malcs.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- The suggestion - seems to have paid off.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- One of the green team - is in the hedge.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- I'd say he's spent - too much time hiding.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- He's spending - too much time hiding.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- ..well for a short time at least.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- He'll be as sick - as a parrot after that one.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Dear me, you can't say that.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- You've translated - an English idiom literally.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13- Unfortunately, things get worse not - better as Nic's Welsh is attacked.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- He's lucky he has a mask on.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- To which school did you go?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Don't you know not to finish - a sentence with a preposition?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23- Whatever, yeah?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- I thought the guy - was going to explode.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- I've got cuppas - for each of you here.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- This is the one with two sugars, - Mr Allen.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- You're at it now, sugar is a - male noun not a female one, boy!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- The country's going to the dogs!
0:19:40 > 0:19:41- I was right too.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- If you were a pupil of mine, - I'd- BEEP- you, you little- BEEP.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- You're sending the Welsh language - to its grave!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- You, Linda! You and your type!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- You're all to blame, taking young - people like this under your wing.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- How will the lookalike industry cope - when the language dies?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Oh, the guy had completely - lost the plot.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- I want a total restructuring of - 'Run Sbit's Welsh language policy.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- I also want a guarantee that every - flyer will be in perfect Welsh.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- I want you to make an effort...
0:20:16 > 0:20:21- ..to give preference to the - lookalikes with high quality Welsh.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Dear me, cool head, Malcolm!
0:20:24 > 0:20:25- Let the lad go!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- We can work it out.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- We can get around this.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Nobody's leaving Linda - until you agree to my terms.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- We'll be here until Judgement Day!
0:20:36 > 0:20:37- Caren, what do we do now?
0:20:38 > 0:20:39- Sort it out, surely.
0:20:39 > 0:20:44- As Malcolm Allen takes a school - child under their care hostage...
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- ..can things - possibly get worse for 'Run Sbit?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Oh, my God!
0:20:53 > 0:20:54- What?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Malcolm Allen has taken - the youngster hostage.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- He's got a bee in his bonnet about - the Welsh language.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Don't worry. I'm going - to sort this all out for you.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05- I've got no time for this...
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- ..I've got to take the - list of nominees to catch the post.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Out of my way.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- I wouldn't go that way - if I were you, Archie!
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- Despite having to get the Gorsedd - Nominations List to the press...
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- ..the heroic Archdruid...
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- ..puts everything on the line - to save his grandson.
0:21:38 > 0:21:45- Geeeeraaaiiint!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Caren, I didn't know there was paint - in the gun, honestly.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- It's happened now, hasn't it.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- I'm so sorry, Mr Archdruid.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- Where's Little Mei?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Mei? Who the hell is Mei?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- You've had a knock. - He's had a knock.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34- You mean Terry, don't you?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Say something to your Taid - to bring him to his senses.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Taid? This isn't Taid.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44- What?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Taid's in a home in Wrexham.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- I've made a mess of this nomination - now, haven't I.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- This has nothing to do - with the nominations.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- That decision has already been made.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03- Are you sure?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- I'm so glad.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- I won't let you down!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- "The headlines once again...
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- "..lookalikes company, 'Run Sbit are - celebrating today...
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- "..as the nominations list - is announced...
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- "..manager Linda Brown - says she is over the moon...
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- "..their Malcolm Allen impersonator - has been honoured...
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- "..for his work - with the Welsh language."
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