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0:00:04 > 0:00:06- I'm Linda Brown...
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- ..and this is my daughter, Caren.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- Together...
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- ..we run Wales's only - celebrity lookalike company.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- If you need that special star's - lookalike...
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- ..for an event...
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- ..contact 'Run Sbit.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- This is the - Aberpwll Business Park near Bangor.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Renovation work is being done on - 'Run Sbit's roof.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- The lookalikes company - is as busy as ever.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- The responsibility of running - the only agency...
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- ..providing lookalikes - of Welsh celebrities...
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- ..is non-stop for Caren Brown - and her mother, Linda.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- If you have friends - in high places...
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- ..this could be the time - to use them to your advantage.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- That's funny with John up there.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04- That's funny with John up there.- - Yes.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Are you alright, John!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Yes, I'm fine, - I just dropped the bloody hammer.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Oh, the poor lamb - dropped the bloody hammer.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- I wish you'd have listened to me - and hired a tradesman.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- Come on, Caren, - the poor lamb needs the money.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- I'm a typical Gemini, - always thinking of others.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28- Oh, did you want one?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Be quiet. - She's obsessed with horoscopes.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- It always ends in the same place.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- That's you, Car, Sagittarius.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- Romance is in the air.
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- Love could flourish if you take - the bull by its horns.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- This could be your lucky week, Car.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Mam, I've told you, - I'm not looking for a man.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Even if I was, I won't find them in - the stars of Caernarfon and Denbigh.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- I wouldn't say I'm a pushy parent - or anything.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- I'd like to see her settle down in - a monotonous relationship some day.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- That's only natural, isn't it?
0:02:09 > 0:02:14- The resourceful mother has an idea - to make her wish come true.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Dear me, we'd still be waiting - for her to make a move.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- The horoscope said grab the bull.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- How tall are you, Caren?
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Five-foot-six, why?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- I was just wondering.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- In the mean time, outside, - there's bad news about the roof.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- It's goodbye for this one.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- Imagine the damage this would do - hitting the top of your head.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- I remember some tiles - like these...
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- ..falling from the barber's roof - a long time ago.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- They hit a friend, Eifion, - on his head.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00- He was spinning like a top.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- He couldn't say "R" - properly after that.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Oh! Oh, I feel a bit peckish now.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Caren, if you could choose your - favourite food in the world...
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- ..what would you choose?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- The world's your oyster, - not that you should choose oysters.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- I think I'd probably pick calamari.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Eurgh, squid! - Don't bring that near me.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- You asked.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- It's not like I'm going to have it, - is it? Why all these questions?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- I'm making polite conversation. - No need to jump down my throat.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- How do you spell calamari?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- I know that woman. - She was up to something.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Well, this wide lady is knackered.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Sorry?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- The lads at the quarry called - slates like these wide ladies.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- I'm going back years.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- I remember me and Vernon Biscuits, - he's the son of Elsi Ray.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- I remember Elsi.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- We did a job for Medwyn Much Belly.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Elsi started shouting from upstairs.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- I don't know what came over her head - giving a job to that idiot.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Just because he said he's skint.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- She'll fall for any sob story.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Believe me, - that guy can tell stories.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39- ..in the arms - of Susan Witchcraft...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- ..trying to get her bloomers back - before the insurance saw.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Sorry to interrupt you in full flow, - but can you get hold of a new slate?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Is James Dean on the screen, Caren?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- James Dean on the silver screen!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- I'm John Aled Williams - from Botwnnog.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- I'm the lookalike for...
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- ..John Ogwen.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- John Ogwen is one - of Wales's most well-known faces.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- The lad from Sling has found - his place in the nation's heart...
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- ..with his natural charm in front - of an audience and skilled acting.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- John Aled doesn't just look...
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- ..like the famous raconteur - from the Ogwen Valley.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- I remember back in the day - going to do a meet and greet...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- ..with Charles Williams's lookalike - in Capel Curig.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- We jumped straight into - an Austin Seven that Charles had...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- ..to judge a carnival queen contest.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- What's wrong with madam?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Don't take any notice of her.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- She wants to pay a proper bloke - to do the roof.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- She's the one - who needs a bloke if you ask me.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- I agree with you there. - You don't need to pay anyone.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- I'll get you a slate, no problem.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58- I'll get you a slate, no problem.- - You're a good lad.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06- Who on earth is that?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- I don't like answering the phone - to numbers I don't know.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14- Hello.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Sorry, who's there?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22- Gary, I thought so.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Nobody's called me that - since school.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Gary Lloyd was one - of my best friends at school.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- A lovely lad. - I haven't seen him for years.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Yes, I sort of run the place.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Mam helps now and then.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41- Oh, she's great.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Yes, there's nothing wrong - with her mouth.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47- How about you?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- By now, her old school friend...
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- ..and partner run The Albert Inn, - Caernarfon.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- They got in touch hoping - that having a lookalike...
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- ..of one of Anglesey's famous people - would help bring in punters.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- We've been thinking about having - entertainment here for a while.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06- Yes.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- We heard that Caren Brown - runs a lookalike agency...
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- ..so I said to myself - "Let's pull a few strings."
0:07:13 > 0:07:14- Yes.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- That's how much Elin Fflur - goes out for these days.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22- Apparently, 'Run Sbit's fees - are too high for the poor innkeeper.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- I can't really do a freebie.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28- I know I'm the boss.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- I'll tell you what I'll do.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- If you get me a lookalike job, - I'll fix the roof free of charge.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36- Really?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37- I want to cry.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- I'll find you a job, John. - Don't worry.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42- Right, done deal.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- As Maggie Shakes used to say...
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- .."I potted it in the end!"
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- You're a character, John. So long.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Linda and John strike a bargain...
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- ..while Caren has also been - sucked into a deal.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59- OK.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- I'm sure I can bend the rules - for once.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03- OK then.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Nine o'clock in the Albert.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- I didn't have a choice, did I?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- I'd dug myself into a hole.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Bye then.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Mind you, Mum's the word.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- Ta-ra.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Mum's the word about what?
0:08:22 > 0:08:27- It was just Ed Holden. He wanted to - know if something rhymes with rum.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33- "Bum".
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- Before long, it becomes clear - that John Ogwen spoke too soon...
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- ..in promising a new slate - for 'Run Sbit's roof.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- I'm having some trouble - finding one right now.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- If there's one here I'll find it. - Guaranteed.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- I remember Maggie Gravy-Eyes's - glass eye falling into the soup...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- ..at the quarry's canteen.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- I found that.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Great, Elin. Great.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- I'll pick you up at nine - tomorrow night?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Brilliant. - Don't mention it to Mam. OK?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- No, OK. Great. - It's a long story. Bye.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- OK, bye.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15- Hi Caren, I'm Gwion...
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Back in the office, - with Caren's profile online...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- ..it's not long - before there's a bite.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- ..would you meet me for a meal...
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- ..at Seiont Manor Hotel - tomorrow night at 7.30pm.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Ooh, exciting.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- But how do you get Caren - on a date she knows nothing about?
0:09:37 > 0:09:38- Bingo!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- Bingo what?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Nothing, Shirley Bassey - wanted a name for her new dog.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Dear me, it's cute. - The world's sweetest thing.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- She's definitely up to something.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Caren, - I wanted to say something to you.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- We've got a job in for John Ogwen.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Where did that come from?
0:10:03 > 0:10:04- Nobody's booked him for ages.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- The moment he does you a favour, - someone wants him.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Yes, funny isn't it. I didn't think - of that until you said.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17- It's a birthday party - for some Gwion at Seiont Manor.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- You'll have to take him, Car.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- I have something else on tomorrow.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- What have you got on tomorrow night?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- What have you got on tomorrow night?- - Nothing, nothing.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- I know that girl. - She's up to something.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- In Part 2, it gets more - complicated for Linda...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- ..as she looks for a partner - for Caren.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Someone else wants a date now.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- John Ogwen struggles to keep - his promise to find a roof slate.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- I've got a lookalike job - and everything.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- What will the owners of the Albert - think of a night with Elin Fflur?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- That's got to be one of the weirdest - things I've seen.
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0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Surely she can't go on two dates - in one night.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- The dating profile Linda created - for Caren...
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- ..is attracting more attention - than she expected.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23- A school friend has persuaded Caren - to go behind her mother's back...
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- ..to supply a lookalike - of Elin Fflur free of charge.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- As a result - of her mother's cunning plan...
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- ..Caren believes - she has to send John Ogwen...
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- ..to a birthday party - on the same night.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- Overall, it's another average week - at 'Run Sbit.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- This is the five star - Seiont Manor restaurant.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- John Ogwen is the invited guest - at a birthday party.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Or at least, - that's what he and Caren think.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- The only thought going through - my mind was that this Gwion...
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- ..must be loaded having his birthday - party in such a place.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09- Hi, Caren?
0:12:09 > 0:12:10- Gwion?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- This is John.
0:12:14 > 0:12:15- How are you, mate? Alright?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- I have to say the photo on the - website doesn't do justice.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- That's an old photo, isn't it, John?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26- That's an old photo, isn't it, John?- - It's as old as sin!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- What's wrong with me. Take a seat.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- I'll take a seat, brilliant.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36- Thanks, mate, ideal.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- I don't know if it was because - nobody turned up to his party...
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- ..he was determined I should stay.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- I don't like to hurt - people's feelings.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Dear me, this is nice, isn't it?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- There's something - to eat on the way...
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- ..I'm not sure - there's enough for three.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Don't worry about me.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- I have to be in the Albert by nine. - I'll eat there.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- John, tell that story - about Megan Wembley and the sheep.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- It was 1987. - Do you remember the snow?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Dick the Sheep and Megan...
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- As Caren does her best - to give Gwion a night to remember...
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Linda faces the dilemma - that a second man...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- ..has expressed interest - in her daughter.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- It was only right for the poor lad - to have an explanation.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- I don't like to hurt - anyone's feelings.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40- Hello, can I help you?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- I'm supposed to meet someone here.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44- What's the name?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Brown. Caren Brown.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- It'll be down there somewhere.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- Caren?
0:13:53 > 0:13:54- Oh, Ieuan.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55- Oh, Ieuan.- - How are you?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- I didn't have a choice, did I? - I was in a pickle.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- I'm sorry I didn't recognize - you earlier...
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- ..you're a bit different - to the photo on the website.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- It's not a very good photo. - I was a bit under the weather.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- I've ordered a little something - for us to eat.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Oh, great, brilliant.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Back at Seiont Manor hotel...
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- ..after that he could change - channels with his bum cheeks.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- He married his cousin - not long afterwards.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Pembrokeshire squid - in Lleyn Beer batter.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37- Enjoy.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Lovely, calamari - happens to be my favourite food.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42- Nice, John.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Nice, John.- - Yes, ideal.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Dear me, calamari.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- I spotted that - that was your favourite.
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- If only that blinking Caren had - chosen something sensible like soup.
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0:15:11 > 0:15:14- I don't know what came over me.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15- Sorry.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Maybe a bit of the squid - went down the wrong way.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- As the night goes on...
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- ..Linda finds the perfect solution - to get rid of the taste of calamari.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- With tasty food and good company...
0:15:39 > 0:15:44- ..it looks like tonight may develop - into an unforgettable evening.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Divine!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- I'm finished.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56- Would you like a coffee, Caren?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- No, thank you. - I've had more than enough already.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- We're normally lucky - if we get a sandwich.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- That was excellent, - thanks very much.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- I'd better go, I've got to be - in the Albert by nine.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09- I've got it.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- I've got it.- - Are you sure?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Yes, I've really enjoyed myself.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14- Really?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Really?- - Goodbye.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- To tell you the truth...
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- ..I wouldn't mind doing it again - if it's alright with you.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- Absolutely, no problem.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Shall I get in touch - through the website?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Yes, that way you can see - if you fancy someone else.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- I think I hit the jackpot - first time.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- I couldn't fathom - why he was impressed with John.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- There we are. Bye, mate.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40- I can only say thank you.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44- Thanks.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46- Off we go, Car.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49- How does Gwion feel the night went?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51- She's a very nice girl.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- It's a bit strange to bring - that old guy with her.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- That must have been nerves.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- She's keen to meet again - so we'll see how it goes.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Caren has forgotten her purse...
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- ..Prince Charming rushes - after Cinderella.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Let's see how the fairy godmother - is getting on.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12- No. No. No, thanks.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Come on, Ieu. - You only let your hair down once.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- No! I said no.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20- Oh!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- Oh!- - It goes to my head.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- You're so cute - when you're angry!
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Dear me, I'd started - getting keen on Ieuan.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Thank you for such a lovely evening, - Caren.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- I'm sorry the calamari - didn't agree with you.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Dear me, don't worry about that.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- It's halfway down - the Menai Strait now.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- It was quite an amusing evening.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- By that point, I'd made my mind up.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Thanks very much - for such a lovely night, Caren.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54- It's time for me to go.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- The night is only young!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- How about a nightcap in here?
0:17:59 > 0:18:00- No, I'd better go.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- So there was nobody else there.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10- No, only this Gwion.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- I only stayed because he asked.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Well, - it can't have been much of a party.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- He looked a bit strange.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20- Where are you from, Elin?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- I'm from Beaumaris.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Oh, do you know - Arfon Honest To God?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- No, I don't think so.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- What about Gwil Lays A Fart?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32- No.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Dear me! Are you sure - you come from Beaumaris.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- In the meantime, back on his date...
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- ..the night seems to be - slipping from Ieuan's grasp.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- Here you are. That'll put hairs - on your pencil, Ieu.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- It's two for the price of one - tonight.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- No thanks. - I'll see if they've got a J2O.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Sit down and drink that, you wimp!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- I'm not really keen on alcohol.
0:19:08 > 0:19:14- But, I have to say, those - Jaeger Bomb things were quite nice.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- There you are!
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- This opens up a whole new world - for you, Ieu.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Yes, it is rather nice.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26- Shall we have another one?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- That's the spirit!
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Let me introduce Elin to Gary, - then we'll leave. OK, John?
0:19:34 > 0:19:40- Having not met for 30 years, Caren - can't wait to see her old friend.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- I was in the same class as him - through school.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- He was exactly how I remembered.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Caren Brown!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- From long ago, - you haven't changed at all.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Gary! You haven't changed either.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- This is Elin.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56- Hi, Elin.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Thanks - for doing this free of charge.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Free of charge?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- I'll explain another time. - It's a long story.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Do you want to get your stuff ready?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- The stuff and the gear and - microphone are in the far end.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Caren Brown!
0:20:12 > 0:20:13- Gary.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Do you know what? You look amazing.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20- Excuse me.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22- Oh, hello.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Is this what's going on?
0:20:24 > 0:20:25- Sorry?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- I'll have a nibble - in the Albert later.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- That was my original plan.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- That was my original plan.- - Yes, I can see that.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Caren comes a cropper...
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- ..but she's not the only one - having to explain her moves.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Linda! What are you doing here?
0:20:40 > 0:20:45- Dear me, Elin! - What are you doing here?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- I'm here with Caren.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48- Caren?
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- Caren, Caren, here you are, Caren.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- There you are, babes.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- A long story, Elin, long story.
0:20:58 > 0:21:03- It's safe to say Caren was the last - person I expected to see there.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Just be quiet now, OK.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- I don't care who hears. I love you.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Do you make a habit - of leading men on?
0:21:13 > 0:21:14- Watch her, mate, she's lethal.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15- Watch her, mate, she's lethal.- - Eh?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- You do realize that this is my job, - don't you?
0:21:19 > 0:21:20- Job?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- You get paid for this!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Of course, - I don't do it for nothing, do I?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Anyway, John - gets most of the money.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- So that's the setup.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Tell me, how many customers - do you have?
0:21:33 > 0:21:38- I don't know, tens, hundreds maybe. - We've been going for years.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40- We?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- We?- - My mother and I.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- Your mother's at it too!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- She's the boss.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- I thought you were the boss.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Caren Brown!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- We're only here once.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- I've been thinking.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- I want to grab - the bull by the horns.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- Caren, will you marry me?
0:22:20 > 0:22:25- It's safe to say that Mam was the - last person I expected to see there.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- I was really in a pickle.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- # There's something about you
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- # That I just can't explain
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- # Something about you
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- # That makes my heart beat #
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- As your moons collide...
0:23:01 > 0:23:07- ..be wary of loved ones - who try and be someone they're not.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14- What a load of crap!
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