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0:00:04 > 0:00:06- I'm Linda Brown...
0:00:06 > 0:00:08- ..and this is my daughter, Caren.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10- Together...
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- ..we run Wales's only - celebrity lookalike company.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- If you need that special star's - lookalike...
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- ..for an event...
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- ..contact 'Run Sbit.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- I'm sure we all agree...
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- ..we've lost a colourful character.
0:00:34 > 0:00:40- We'll end by singing the second - hymn on the order of service.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- "You are like someone I've known
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- "In your appearance and ways
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- "You are like someone I've known
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- "From the cradle to the grave"
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Changes are afoot - for 'Run Sbit lookalike company.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Mother and daughter - Linda and Caren Brown...
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- ..started - the partnership 20 years ago.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- She had the time of her life - in Greece, bless her.
0:01:24 > 0:01:30- Caren has to reorganize - the office on her own.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- There was a lot to sort out.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- No-one collects rubbish like Mam.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- She'd disagree with half - the things I've thrown out.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- She isn't here.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Why?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- # From the cradle
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- # To the grave #
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Sorry. I went to the wrong chapel.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- While Caren sorts out - the mess in the office...
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- ..Linda faces a difficult task.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15- She's saying farewell to a lookalike - who was with her from the start.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- I found the place, so I'm OK now.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23- I turned left instead of right. - I thought I didn't know the bloke!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- We're like one big family.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- It's never easy to lose a lookalike.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- He had a great send-off.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- It was so nice - seeing so many lookalikes...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- ..saying their final ta-tas.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- It won't be the same - without dear Mistar Urdd...
0:02:52 > 0:02:53- ..my poor love.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- ..now and for ever.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58- Amen.
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Dennis Bradley was the Urdd - youth movement mascot lookalike...
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- ..from the start.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- The loss deeply affects Linda.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- # Hey, Mistar Urdd
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- # In your red
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- # White and green
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- # There is always fun
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- # In your company
0:03:25 > 0:03:29- # Hey, Mistar Urdd
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- # Let's go out for a walk
0:03:33 > 0:03:34- # And sing a song
0:03:35 > 0:03:40- # For all the youth of Wales #
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- In the funeral tea, Linda fondly - remembers her dear colleague.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53- We'll miss him. - He always had a smile on his face.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Mmm! Real butter.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Excuse me, Margaret.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- So sorry to hear about your loss.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- There was always so much fun - with him in the room.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11- He was lovely. Saunders, I was - just saying how much fun he was.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12- Indeed.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Indeed.- - Margaret, this is Saunders Lewis.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- He and his mates set fire - to a bombing school.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Oh, Dewi! Pws, Pws!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- Oh, god no. I always call - them by their lookalike names.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Imagine it. "This is Glenys, - and she's Caryl Parry Jones."
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- People would think I was mad.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- If he's Gary Slaymaker's - lookalike...
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- ..he's Gary Slaymaker - as far as I'm concerned.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Caren gets down to work...
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- ..now that everything is organized.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Oh! Someone's been busy. Nice!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- I've looked everywhere - for my Gameboy.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- But the sense of calm - is short-lived.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- How did it go?
0:05:00 > 0:05:01- Alright.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- I've been to better services.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- The minister went for it.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- It was all a bit flat.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- The old crowd have all gone.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- R Williams Parry, - Arfon Haines Davies...
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- ..and three Mici Plwms.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- I'll be next, you'll see.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Give it a rest, Mam. - You say that after every funeral.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32- It's a bit much.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- It's a bit much.- - It's true, Caren.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- I'm not getting any younger.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Where have you put - the funeral programmes?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- PHONE
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Hello, 'Run Sbit.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49- Yes.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Oh, no. I see.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- I don't think so.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Hang on, I'll check. OK? Thanks.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- It's the Ruthin Magic Circle.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- They want a Tommy Cooper lookalike. - We don't have one.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09- No.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11- Amanda Scott let them down.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Amanda Scott let them down.- - Give me the phone.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15- Give me the phone!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16- Hello.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- We'll do it.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Is this - what Linda needs to cheer her up...
0:06:23 > 0:06:29- ..to be one up on her - business rival, Amanda Scott Talent?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Oh, no. We're not enemies.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Amanda focuses on the coast.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- She doesn't specialize - in Welsh lookalikes.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Amanda is a great girl.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Linda has promised to supply - a Tommy Cooper lookalike...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- ..to the Ruthin Magic Circle.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57- It's a race against time - to find a suitable double.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00- Right.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- If he took his specs off.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- No.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Look at state on his hair.
0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Thomas Frederick Cooper - was born in Caerphilly in 1922.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- He became one of Britain's - most famous magicians.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28- He died whilst performing - on the Palladium stage in 1984.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- He was often described - as a unique figure.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- It won't be easy - to find a lookalike.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42- Bingo.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Tudur Owen?!
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- I'm Richard Alwyn Jones. - I'm 42, from Bodorgan in Anglesey.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- I'm Tudur Owen's lookalike.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Wow, what an audience!
0:07:59 > 0:08:04- Tudur Owen - is a familiar face on S4C.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- His humour appeals to all ages.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- "You too," I said.
0:08:10 > 0:08:15- I've been Tudur Owen's lookalike - for many years.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- It was quite slow to start.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- But then Tudur - had more and more TV work...
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- ..and then so did I.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26- It's been quite good.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29- I enjoy it.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Things can get stressful...
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- ..especially working with Linda.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Maybe I'm a little bit particular.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- I like everything - to be organized and in order.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- There's nothing wrong being tidy.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- To relieve stress...
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- ..nothing beats - doing one of these...
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- ..pick something randomly.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Look at that hedgehog. It's it cute?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Great, Tuds. - I'll pick you up at five o'clock.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Good news. - Tudur Owen's lookalike is free.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Will Linda reveal - that he's not appearing as himself?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- One last thing. - Can you bring a suit and dicky bow?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- It's quite a formal do.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- Excellent. See you at five, Tuds. - Ta-ra, ta-ra, ta-ra.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- You'll just casually tell him...
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- "..You're not Tudur Owen - but Tommy Cooper."
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- He'll be fine. - Tuds is a professional.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- You can't expect him to...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- You can't expect him to...- - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Hello. Is this 'Run Sbit? - I'm Chris Wright, the carpenter.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51- You wanted shelves, or something.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- You wanted shelves, or something.- - I phoned you. I'm Caren. Are you OK?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Have I seen you before?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58- Me?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Me?- - Where have I seen you?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- I've definitely seen you somewhere.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Can you do it in a morning?
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- I'm a carpenter, - not a miracle worker.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- I'll get my tools.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Jesus Christ.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Caren, it was him, definitely.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Caren, it was him, definitely.- - What are you talking about?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- I'm telling you. - That was Jesus Christ.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- The signs are there. - He's come for me. I'm next.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Please don't embarrass me.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Just let him do his work. - Don't do his head in.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- He took very odd items - out of his van.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- How can you explain the coffin?!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- How can you explain the coffin?!- - I don't know.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- During the day...
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- ..Linda noticed - many Christian symbols.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- Or one big one?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Or one big one?- - Mam, what do you think?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- If that wasn't a sign I'm next, - I don't know what it is.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- I saw Christ on the cross, - as clear as punch.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- In part two, how will - Christ Wright's spiritual symbols...
0:11:34 > 0:11:35- ..affect Linda's night in Ruthin?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- ..affect Linda's night in Ruthin?- - Take me!
0:11:38 > 0:11:43- Will Tudur Owen's lookalike handle - the pressure of being Tommy Cooper?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45- I had a funny turn.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- I had a funny turn.- - You're telling me.
0:11:47 > 0:11:47- .
0:11:52 > 0:11:52- *
0:11:52 > 0:11:53- We'll do it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59- A rash promise means that Tudur Owen - has to be Tommy Cooper for a night.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00- Bingo!
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Caren becomes quite - friendly with the carpenter...
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- ..or the Messiah as Linda sees him.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12- "With whomsoever of thy servants - it be found, both let him die."
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- It says it in the **** Bible!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- So, all in all, - another ordinary day in 'Run Sbit.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Tonight is the annual meeting - of Ruthin's Magic Circle.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- The guest speaker is Tommy Cooper.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- What... where are you going?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- We'll only be two minutes.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Although Linda left it - rather late to get to Ruthin...
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- You can't park here!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- You can't park here!- - It's fine. I know them.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- ..there's always time - for some last minute shopping.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50- SIGHS
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- I don't like it - when arrangements change.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- The Virgo in me goes crazy.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Where the hell have you been?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02- Hold this.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08- A lampshade?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- A lampshade?- - It'll all become clear, Tuds.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Linda is still - being vague with Tudur.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19- In the office, someone else - can't hit the nail on its head.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20- Ah!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Bloody hell! - What the **** have you done?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- LAUGHS
0:13:25 > 0:13:26- It's a joke!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- You should see your face.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30- It's a trick!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Yes. I got it on the internet.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- You'd be great in Ruthin tonight.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- You'd be great in Ruthin tonight.- - Why do you mention Ruthin?
0:13:37 > 0:13:42- I thought he was pulling my leg, - especially after the nail. But no.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- I've been in the Magic Circle for - six years. I'm going there tonight.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Haven't you heard - of the Amazing Woody?
0:13:51 > 0:13:52- Because I'm a carpenter.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53- Because I'm a carpenter.- - Oh!
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- Apparently, the Amazing Woody has - vital information about the night.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Does that mean - the person has to make a speech?
0:14:03 > 0:14:09- The speaker says the Magic Circle - Code Of Honour. It's a big deal.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Caren realizes there's more - to the night than she thought.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- She phones the organizer - to confirm the details.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- I don't think he realizes that.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- MOBILE PHONE
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- CAREN ON PHONE
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Hiya, Mam! Did you know Tommy - Cooper had to speak tonight?
0:14:28 > 0:14:29- No!
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Yes. Apparently, he has - to make a speech in Latin.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- They didn't tell me that.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- I have it here. Do you want me - to say it so you can write it down?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Have you got a biro and paper?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Tudur scribbles down Caren's words.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51- Little does he know - he'll have to say them later.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52- Malis.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53- Malis.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54- Spiritibus.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56- Spiritibus.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Have you got that, Mam?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Yes, I think so.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03- OK. Good luck.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05- Thanks.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06- Ta-ra, Mam.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07- Ta-ra, love.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08- Ta-ra, Tuds.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09- Ta-ra, Tuds.- - Ta-ra, Caren.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10- Ta-ra.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- So there's a Tommy Cooper - lookalike there tonight.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17- It's hot here.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25- Back in the 'Run Sbit office, Chris - seems to be turning on the magic.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- All I can do is give her love.
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- She's sweet with everyone. - With Nain, it's always "Love you."
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Is Caren falling for his charm?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37- He's a nice lad.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42- But just because we're single - parents doesn't mean we match.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43- Once bitten...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Her little face lights up.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- That's why I started - this magic business.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Bless her. Cute.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- You know, I have a trick - I'd like to do tonight.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- But I don't have an assistant.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05- Do you think...
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- If you're busy, don't worry.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Would you like to come with me?
0:16:13 > 0:16:14- Yes.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16- Why not?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17- Ideal!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19- Steff is with his father.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20- Steff is with his father.- - Fantastic.
0:16:21 > 0:16:26- So the Amazing Woody pulls - an assistant out of his hat.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- They head for Ruthin, - in good spirits.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- But things aren't - as happy in Linda's car.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35- Eh?!
0:16:35 > 0:16:36- Tommy Cooper?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Are you crazy? - I'm nothing like Tommy Cooper.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- You'll be fine. Trust me.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47- Since when has Tudur Owen - looked like Tommy Cooper? No way.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53- You're champion.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- This is ridiculous!
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- Where's the receipt? - I want to take it back tomorrow.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- The North Wales Magic Circle - crew meet every year...
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- ..to demonstrate their latest - tricks and share ideas.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19- But every year, the highpoint is - the guest conjuror's Latin speech.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- This year's guest is expected - to put the others in the shade.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- BACKGROUND CONVERSATION
0:17:30 > 0:17:31- Linda?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- It's good to see you. - Thanks for coming at short notice.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- I know you, of course.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Everyone is looking forward.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- I'm sorry you didn't get - the message about the Latin speech.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50- I told the girl on the phone, - but I don't think she was listening.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- We have a back room. Would - you like to go there to prepare?
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- That would be lovely. - Come on, Tommy.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- As the conjurors - practise their tricks...
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- ..behind the scenes, - things are far from perfect.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Loquis spiritibus.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- No, malis spiritibus.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Think of a bus.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- It's full of spirits. - Put "malis" in front of it.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24- Malisbus spiritibus.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26- No, that's wrong.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- You do this to me all the time.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- It's always last minute!
0:18:31 > 0:18:32- Cool head, Tuds.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Right, indocilis privata.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- As pressure mounts backstage...
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- ..unknown to Linda...
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- ..the latest double act - in the conjuring world...
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- ..has arrived for the big night.
0:18:51 > 0:18:56- But Tudur's inability to cope with - change is getting the better of him.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- I can't do it! Look at me.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- I'm sweating buckets.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Calm down. You'll be fine.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- BREATHES IN AND OUT
0:19:09 > 0:19:10- Indocilis.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- While her mother tries to calm the - anxious guest speaker's nerves...
0:19:17 > 0:19:22- ..in the hall, Caren is also - getting ready for a new experience.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- It's time to make a start.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Please take your places - at the table.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- I'll see if the guest - speaker is ready.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Take your seats.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- We're ready, when you are.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46- Right.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Let's go over it once more.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51- Say it.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56- Hurry!
0:19:57 > 0:19:57- Malis.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58- Malis.- - Malis.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59- Spiritus.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00- Spiritus.- - Spiritus.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01- Tommy Cooper!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Indocilis... oh!
0:20:06 > 0:20:07- APPLAUSE
0:20:16 > 0:20:17- Hiya, Ruthin.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- My heart was pounding like a train.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- I'd have been fine...
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- ..if someone hadn't taken my speech.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- But the speech is the last - thing on Linda Brown's mind...
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- ..when she sees the biblical - tableau in front of her.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- MONASTIC CHANT
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Oh...
0:20:54 > 0:20:55- Oh!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- My life flashed in front of my eyes.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- I don't remember - anything after that.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Make room for him.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- MONASTIC CHANT
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- I don't care what anyone says.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- Tommy Cooper died. Jesus Christ - bought him back to life.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Don't tell me I didn't see that.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Do you feel better?
0:21:25 > 0:21:26- I had a funny turn.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27- I had a funny turn.- - You're telling me!
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- I don't know what came over me. - It was the Latin.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- Forget that! I want to go - as quickly as possible.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- With the guest speaker ill, - the main event goes ahead.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- The conjurors demonstrate - their latest tricks.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- Fellow conjurors!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- As you know, I'm a carpenter by day.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- First on stage is - the Amazing Woody, Chris Wright.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Nothing is more - important than the saw.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58- APPLAUSE
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- I'm going to perform - the world-famous trick...
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- ..sawing a girl in half.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07- APPLAUSE
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- First, I need...
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- ..a beautiful assistant.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- The Tommy Cooper miracle - reminded Linda of death's presence.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- He wanted Caren...
0:22:27 > 0:22:28- ..not me!
0:22:28 > 0:22:34- She realizes that it wasn't her, but - Caren, who was the sacrificial lamb.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35- Take me!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39- I'm ready for you now. Take me!
0:22:39 > 0:22:44- It's me you want, not her. - I'm here, ready to accept you.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Take me, for heaven's sake!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- # Forever and ever, - Hallelujah, Hallelujah #
0:22:56 > 0:23:00- It was a shorter night than usual. - How did it go, all in all?
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- I enjoyed myself greatly, - like everyone else.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- There were a few - very memorable moments.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- The Amazing Woody - became the Disappearing Woody.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Amazing. He disappeared.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16- Goodbye.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18- Bye.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Good luck.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33- GAMEBOY
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- I've died again.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- SIGHS
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- S4C Subtitles by Gwead
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