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0:00:03 > 0:00:05- I'm Linda Brown...

0:00:06 > 0:00:08- ..and this is my daughter Caren.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10- Together...

0:00:10 > 0:00:15- ..we run Wales's only - celebrity lookalike company.

0:00:15 > 0:00:19- If you need that - special star's lookalike...

0:00:19 > 0:00:21- ..for an event...

0:00:22 > 0:00:25- ..contact 'Run Sbit.

0:00:30 > 0:00:35- Plas Dinas is one of North Wales's - most luxurious restaurants.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- Tonight, a very special guest - is dining there.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Linda Brown, from - the 'Run Sbit lookalike company...

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- ..is meeting Prince Fareed Mohammed - and his son Amir.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48- Mm!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- It's very moreish.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- It reminds me - of potatoes in buttermilk.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57- SPEAKS ARABIC

0:00:58 > 0:00:59- C'mon Midffild.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- That's it, C'mon Midffild.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05- The poor lad!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- My Arabic isn't brilliant.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- From what I could make out, - the lad, who looks like Daf Du...

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- ..was mad about C'mon Midffild.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- He wanted the cast lookalikes - to attend his wedding.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- I was just telling your Dad...

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- ..you're the same spit - as Black Dave.

0:01:26 > 0:01:31- The C'mon Midffild lookalikes - haven't worked together for a while.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Realizing the Prince's wishes - will be no mean feat.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Sandra Picton.

0:01:37 > 0:01:38- And it won't be cheap.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- And it won't be cheap.- - Sandra Picton, she will be 30.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- And for an extra 25, - you can have George.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- No George.

0:01:48 > 0:01:49- No George?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Goodness. Right.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Sixty for Mr Picton and Wali.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00- Why does the Prince's son - want the Bryncoch lookalikes...

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- ..at his wedding?

0:02:02 > 0:02:08- We have a saying, "A camel's first - love is the one who waters it."

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- I thought I'd never - find the right girl.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Watching C'mon Midffild - gave me hope.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Bloody hell, no. - I only shout at you!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Oh, Mr Picton!

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Linda signs the contract - on behalf of 'Run Sbit.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- The Arabs' generosity - exceeds expectations.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- **** me pharaoh!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- I'd never seen so much money.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- If he spends - that much on lookalikes...

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- ..how much does he spend - on his wife?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- SPEAKS ARABIC

0:02:48 > 0:02:53- It dawns on Linda that this is 'Run - Sbit's most profitable day ever.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- She heads for home.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Her taxi driver - is a former 'Run Sbit lookalike.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- He had to diversify - because of lack of work.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Hello, lads.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Take me home, Jonsi.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- "Take me home, country roads."

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- John Denver, 1971, - seven weeks at Number Two.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21- I'm Iorwerth Wyn Jones. - I'm 60 and I come from Ammanford.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- I'm the spitting image of Jonsi.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31- Eifion Jones, or Jonsi, was one - of Radio Cymru's best known voices.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Listeners from all over Wales - tuned in to his daily show.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Keep yourself pure for us.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- I ran a garage in Ammanford.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- A woman brought a car in - to be repaired.

0:03:45 > 0:03:51- She said I was - the spitting image of this bloke.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- She said, "There is more money...

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- "..much more money...

0:04:00 > 0:04:04- "..in the Jonsi lookalike work - than being a mechanic."

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- I thought I'd give it a go.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- I sold everything - and moved up to North Wales.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- That's where I live now.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- But as Jonsi drives - his former employer home...

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- ..it appears Linda - has been a bit too enthusiastic...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- ..with the unfamiliar food.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Oh! Is it far away?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Hold on. We're almost there.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32- Oh!

0:04:32 > 0:04:33- Keep yourself pure for me, Linda!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Keep yourself pure for me, Linda!- - My god, I'm seeing dots!

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Usually, I'm not bad. - But something didn't agree with me.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42- Oh my god, step on it!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- I can't go any faster, woman!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Put your bloody foot down!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- What if I get stopped? - I've got nine points!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- You won't. Bloody step on it!

0:04:53 > 0:04:54- CAR ACCELRATES

0:04:57 > 0:04:58- POLICE SIREN

0:05:05 > 0:05:06- In a bit of a rush, sir?

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- In a bit of a rush, sir?- - Sorry officer, but my friend...

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- God, the Jonsi lookalike!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Yes, Jonsi. How are you, old chap?

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Yes, Jonsi. How are you, old chap?- - Look at me while I arrest you!

0:05:16 > 0:05:17- Well done!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- We're in a bit of a hurry.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- You haven't been - on the pop, have you?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24- Good show!

0:05:24 > 0:05:25- Good show!- - The booze!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Jonsi, we must go!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Have you got a chocolate cake?

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Do you remember doing - Mam's sixtieth at Gwyn's house?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Yes. What was her name?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Gwenno.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43- Yes, I remember.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45- It was a good night.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Yes.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- Where has she gone?

0:05:51 > 0:05:56- Unfortunately, Linda's extreme - method of relieving herself...

0:05:56 > 0:05:57- Oi! Stop!

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- ..leads to a slightly - more serious problem.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02- Oi!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Defecating on a public highway.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Not a pretty sight.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14- This unfortunate situation - embarrassed poor Linda.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Watch your head.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Watch your head.- - It was the baba ghanoush.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- We'll talk in the station.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Looking back, she felt her - punishment could have been worse.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- I thought I'd go straight to jail.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- I only have to do community service.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- I do that anyway, - so it's not too bad.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- I'm just waiting to hear - when they can slot me in.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44- It's the morning - after the night before.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- Although Linda hid the fact that - she'd been arrested from Caren...

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- ..she's very happy - to share one detail.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53- It's not right.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- No-one would pay this much - for a Wali Tomos lookalike!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- I don't know, do I, Caren?

0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Maybe the exchange rate confused - him. It's ours now, anyway.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- It'll be handy - for Dei Tom's birthday.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Hold on!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Don't start spending this - until after the wedding.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18- That's Mam.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Once she has money, she wants to get - rid of it as soon as possible.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- What is "trwstaneiddiwch"?

0:07:26 > 0:07:27- No idea.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28- No idea.- - Me neither.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- I'm sure Bruce Griffiths - invents words.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- He's had a triple word score again.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37- PHONE

0:07:38 > 0:07:39- Hello, 'Run Sbit.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40- Hello, 'Run Sbit.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Hello. May I speak to Linda Brown?

0:07:43 > 0:07:44- Speaking.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45- Speaking.- - Hello.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48- This is North Wales Police.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Oh... oh!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Heledd Cynwal.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- I didn't recognize your voice.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55- Right.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00- We've found a slot for you - with the Community Repayment Team.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01- Good. Nice.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- You'll help the crew this weekend.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06- Right.

0:08:07 > 0:08:13- But of course, - it's Amir's wedding this weekend.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15- I have to go. Ta-ra, Heledd.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- The phone call was quite hairy.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- I think I got away with it.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- As the wedding day approaches...

0:08:26 > 0:08:31- ..how will Linda explain her absence - during the preparations?

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- I didn't tell you, did I? Shirley - Bassey's cat died, poor thing.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Has it?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- She phoned yesterday.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- It choked on her car keys.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Anyway, I decided - to take her away as a treat.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Where are you going?

0:08:52 > 0:08:53- Where are you going?- - Magaluf.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Where did I put the Pritt stick?

0:08:56 > 0:09:01- I know very well what these phone - calls from Heledd Cynwal are...

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- ..and that pathetic story - about Shirley Bassey's cat.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- I know what it is. - She booked a holiday.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- As I said, the moment she has - some money, she has to spend it.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- It'll be a nice break for her.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18- It'll be a nice break for her.- - I hope so.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- I don't really feel like going, - with the wedding on.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24- Wedding?

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- When were you thinking of going?

0:09:27 > 0:09:28- When were you thinking of going?- - Tomorrow.

0:09:28 > 0:09:28- Eh?!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29- Eh?!- - Tomorrow.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31- You're joking!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- Who will look - for all the Midffild lookalikes?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- In the second part...

0:09:38 > 0:09:39- Caren, upon my word.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Caren, upon my word.- - Mr Picton.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Will there be time - to get hold of the Midffild crew?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- I don't know what the hell - you're saying.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Will Linda and Jonsi's - relationship take the strain?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- What the hell are you doing?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Will Prince Amir be happy - with his big day?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59- .

0:10:05 > 0:10:05- *

0:10:05 > 0:10:10- A contract to bring the Midffild - lookalikes to an Arabian wedding...

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- **** me pharaoh!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- ..led to a very generous - gift for Linda.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- But as a result - of a dodgy stomach...

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- ..she was sentenced - to 40 hours community service.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29- To conceal the fact - she won't be at the wedding...

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- ..she says she's going to Magaluf - with Shirley Bassey.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34- When were you thinking of going?

0:10:34 > 0:10:35- When were you thinking of going?- - Tomorrow.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- All in all, - another ordinary day at 'Run Sbit.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Linda has begun - her community service.

0:10:47 > 0:10:52- True to her nature, she managed - to get help from a familiar figure.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- It'll be handy money for you.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Is that all I have to do, mow grass?

0:10:57 > 0:10:58- Yes.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59- Yes.- - Oh.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04- So long as she has money, - I'm happy to do the work.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- It pays more than the taxi.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- END OF MUSIC TRACK

0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Those were the lads from - the world's end, John and Alun.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- It has just turned 10.55am.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- You're listening to me, - Jonsi's lookalike.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Still to come, Munich Machine - with Get On The Funk Train...

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- ..Chaka Khan and Huw Chiswell.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- We'll also have - a look at the weather.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- But first, here are - John and Alun with Hei Anita!

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- You've still got it, Jonsi!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- # After a tough day at the office #

0:11:39 > 0:11:44- Caren's search for lookalikes - for Prince Amir's wedding continues.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- But things are taking shape.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- It's going great. - He texted to say he's available.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- I only need Sandra now.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54- Oh!

0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Hello, Caren.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05- Hiya, Llio. Are you OK? - I'll tell you what it is.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07- There's a wedding on Saturday.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- With the final jigsaw piece - almost in place...

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- ..'Run Sbit's Sandra Picton - has bad news.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16- Can you do Sandra on Saturday?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Can you do Sandra on Saturday?- - This Saturday?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20- The eisteddfod is on.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- I could throttle Mam.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27- I had enough on my plate without - having to run around for her...

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- ..so she can lead the life of Riley.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37- Linda has finished - her first day of community service.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43- Caren thinks her mother - is in Magaluf.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Linda can't easily go home.

0:12:48 > 0:12:49- Off we go.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Off we go.- - She has made other arrangements.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Hi, there.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54- Hi, there.- - Hello.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- One king size, please. Deluxe.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- And because he helped her out...

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- ..it's only fair the servant - should have a room, too.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- And a single, please.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09- That's available for you.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- That's available for you.- - Lovely.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- "Amanda hesitated and looked at him.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- "The pain he saw in her eyes - took his breath away.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- "It was naked and raw."

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- They live the high life.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28- One sugar?

0:13:28 > 0:13:29- One sugar?- - PHONE

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Oh, Caren is Skyping me.

0:13:34 > 0:13:39- She can't see me like this! I'm - supposed to be in bloody Magaluf!

0:13:43 > 0:13:44- Can you hear me, Caren?

0:13:44 > 0:13:45- Can you hear me, Caren?- - Hiya, Mam!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- It's like you're round the corner. - Are you having fun?

0:13:50 > 0:13:51- Great.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- Lovely, really lovely.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- How's Shirley? Remember me to her.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- She's alright.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00- She's in the pool.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02- Shirley!

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Shirley! She's as deaf as a post.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- How's the wedding coming along?

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Great. - I've found everyone except Sandra.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16- Does it matter - if we haven't got Sandra?

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- We must have Sandra. He - stipulated Sandra has to be there.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- HAIRDRYER

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- There's a breeze - coming from somewhere.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- There's a funny noise. - I can't hear you.

0:14:29 > 0:14:33- It's those damned English tourists - on jet skis.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38- I'd better go. - Shirley's having a funny turn.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Remember to get Sandra. - Fareed paid for her.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Ta-ra.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47- What the hell are you doing?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- It's the sea air in your face.

0:14:50 > 0:14:55- That was more of a hurricane! You - don't get wind like that in Magaluf!

0:14:55 > 0:14:56- You're bonkers.

0:14:59 > 0:15:04- It's not easy to find Sandra - Picton's lookalike at short notice.

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- This is a dead loss. I can't find - anyone who looks like her.

0:15:11 > 0:15:16- After trying every option, - Caren resorts to extreme measures.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19- She breaks a basic business rule.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24- I don't believe I'm doing this.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30- OK!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Hiya. Sian, is it?

0:15:38 > 0:15:39- Eh... yes.

0:15:40 > 0:15:45- Sian Wheldon played Sandra Picton - on C'Mon Midffild for four years.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- The unemployed actress lives - in a field in Llanfairfechan.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Midffild was popular.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54- It still is.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56- Fancy a Maryland?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Fancy a Maryland?- - Lovely.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59- Six - nil?

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Six - nil?- - We were lucky to get nil.

0:16:01 > 0:16:07- TV viewers loved Sandra and George's - stormy relationship.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- What's so special about Christmas?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- What's so special about Christmas?- - It was a love story...

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- ..like Richard Burton - and Elizabeth Taylor.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20- You wouldn't get George without - Sandra, or Sandra without George.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Saturday will lovely for you. - It'll be like reliving the old days.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- I didn't get any work - after Midffild.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32- The bills still came in.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35- All I do now is pay bills.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40- It's OK, - I get job seeker's allowance.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42- This job will be handy.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- They're lovely people, really nice.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- I didn't know how - I'd make it happen...

0:16:52 > 0:16:56- ..but through some miracle, it did.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01- The big day arrives - and everyone seems happy.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- One person can't wait - to meet the star.

0:17:04 > 0:17:09- Sandra is on her way, - she's just changing.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11- She's here.

0:17:11 > 0:17:12- Is my hair alright?

0:17:12 > 0:17:13- Is my hair alright?- - Yes.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Smarten him up.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17- Sandra.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Look who's here.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22- Sandra, hello.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23- Tecwyn Parri!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Walter Tomos!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Arthur. Your father.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37- Dad! You all look amazing.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Does Fareed think - he's had value for money?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Very good. I'm very happy.

0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Sandra!

0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Linda Brown is on her last day - of community service.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58- She's clearing paths - on the banks of the Menai.

0:17:59 > 0:18:00- Jonsi!

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Or Jonsi is doing it.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06- Jonsi!

0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Jonsi! Does the machine - have to be so noisy?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- I have a job to do.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- I can't concentrate on my book.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- I'll have this.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31- Is Linda happy to pay Jonsi - for taking her punishment?

0:18:32 > 0:18:33- Yes.

0:18:33 > 0:18:38- Jonsi provides a service, and - I'm happy to pay for the service.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41- I can't see a problem.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47- In the meantime, a different - service reunites the Midffild crew.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Smile.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Smile.- - One, two, three.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52- Fantastic.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- But they're missing one member.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- One is missing. Where's George?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Where do you think?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- A pint of lager please, chief.

0:19:05 > 0:19:10- Like the real George Huws, he's - in the bar, quenching his thirst.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14- The tea has all gone.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18- There's no tea left - to quench Jonsi's thirst.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- I don't know what the hell - you're saying.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- It becomes clear - where the tea went.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Jonsi, the tea - has gone straight through me.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Is there a toilet here?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Go behind the trees, woman.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Get a grip! - That's what got me in this mess!

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Is there a bog here?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49- I'm bursting.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- She resists the temptation - to do it in the trees.

0:19:57 > 0:20:03- Linda learnt her lesson - that fateful night by the highway.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10- In the wedding, - the waiting is over for Amir.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- The ceremony gets underway.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- While the Midffild cast - wait for a glimpse of the bride...

0:20:18 > 0:20:22- ..the Prince can't resist - having one last dance...

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- ..as a single man.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27- C'MON MIDFFILD THEME

0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Unable to hear what's going on...

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- ..there's only one thing - on Linda's mind.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52- It is a crisis.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55- C'MON MIDFFILD THEME

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Come on Amir!

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- SPEAKS ARABIC

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- There has been - a terrible misunderstanding.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Do you, Sandra Picton...

0:21:32 > 0:21:36- ..take Amir bin Fareed - to be your lawfully wedded husband?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Hang on!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- There's been some mistake - or something!

0:21:43 > 0:21:44- A mistake?

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- She can't marry...

0:21:47 > 0:21:48- SPEAKS ARABIC

0:21:49 > 0:21:52- She's not Sandra, - her name is Sian Wheldon.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55- It's OK, Caren.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- SPEAKS ARABIC

0:21:58 > 0:21:59- You can't carry on.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03- You can't carry on.- - It's OK, Caren. Everything is fine.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- You can't marry him.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Shut your mouth. - He's an Arab prince.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- We'll go.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- The commotion - brings George from the bar.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18- What's going on?

0:22:18 > 0:22:19- Where have you been?

0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Mind your own business, clown. - You could have made more effort.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26- This can't happen.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- No-one realized how jealous Amir was - of Sandra's real love.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- SHOUTS

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Between George's - unwelcome appearance...

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- ..and Sian Wheldon's - unexpected nuptials...

0:22:44 > 0:22:47- ..there's only one thing for it.

0:22:47 > 0:22:47- Phone Mam.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Phone Mam.- - Shush!

0:22:53 > 0:22:54- PHONE

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- SPEAKS ARABIC

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- She's bloody pissed herself!

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