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0:00:18 > 0:00:23- Hello and welcome to another whopper - from the Sam Ar Y Sgrin stable.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- There's a whiff of Santa - about the programme...
0:00:26 > 0:00:31- ..but don't worry, we have plenty to - keep you entertained for 30 minutes.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- You can always look - at the cushions if you're bored.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36- Take a look at the five clips.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Were you naked?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46- Yes? Yes?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47- Yes? Yes?- - Yes.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48- You'll have to watch.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49- You'll have to watch.- - Yes, we will.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- That's just a taster - of what's in store.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- We begin with the Winter Fair - at Llanelwedd.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Who is the ideal person to ask - those tricky questions about quotas?
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- A man with the aromas - of the countryside in his nostrils?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- I don't need to name him, do I?
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- I came to the Winter Fair - for the first time two years ago.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- I enjoyed myself so much, - I decided to return this year.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Despite the mud, - the wind and the rain...
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- ..there are thousands - of other people here too.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- The Winter Fair is one of Europe's - biggest agricultural shows.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- There's something for everyone.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Food, arts and crafts - and of course, animals.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- In a way, it's like an eisteddfod - for animals.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- The standard of the stock - is very high.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Competition is fierce.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- S4C broadcasts the show live - over two days...
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- ..so you can imagine - the size of the production.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Here's a man with a very important - job behind the scenes...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- ..director Rhys Padarn.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14- Is it stressful? It's live with lots - of things happening very quickly.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- It can be. The important thing - is to keep your cool and not shout.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- If you panic, everyone around you - will start to panic.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- You don't strike me - as someone who loses his temper.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- I'm like a swan - - cool on the surface...
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- ..but under the water - I'm kicking like mad.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34- I like that.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- You're a Swansea Jack.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- You don't strike me as someone with - a great interest in farm animals.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- When I started here five years ago, - I knew nothing.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52- You pick things up as you go along. - I'm getting to know the people.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- I know the competitors - and the adjudicators.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- You're also familiar - with the animals.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- I can recognize - good horses and cattle.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- I'm told the rear end of an animal - is important. Have you heard that?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- That's where all the meat is.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- Yes, isn't it odd?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Months of essential preparation - go into live TV broadcasts.
0:03:16 > 0:03:22- Luckily for Artie the production - manager, his work is at an end.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- My work is done once we're on air. - By then, I've prepared everything.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- I've got everyone - and everything ready.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- Once we're on air, I walk around - and try to look important...
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- ..or pretend I'm not there.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Life is good if you're a pig.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- That reminds me. I wonder - if they sell bacon sandwiches here.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- I've found the production's - most important person...
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- ..senior producer Beca Evans.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- How important is the weather - to the production?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00- Bad weather is not ideal.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- We have a lot of technical equipment - and it's a live broadcast.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- It has affected a couple of things. - Don't ask me what they are!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- It also doesn't look as good.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- We have presenters outside - and we want viewers...
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- ..to see the fair at its best.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- It looks bleak - but we do the best we can.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- We just have to work - with the weather. This is Wales.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- I've been here all day.
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- I've seen the magic of TV, plenty - of animals and Christmas fare.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42- In my opinion, the best thing - about the fair is the Food Hall.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44- Bon appetit.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46- Oooh!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Wyn Gruffydd tweeted...
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- .."Watching the Winter Fair...
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- ..with David Oliver in one ear - and Rob Jones in the other.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- The joys of bilingualism. - Brilliant, lads.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- Lowri Owens added...
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- .."The Winter Fair - looks great on TV.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- "Shame it's not at the weekend...
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- ..so teachers like me - could visit the Royal Welsh Show.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- It's a blessing for some - and a curse for others, Lowri.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Alun in his element behind the bales - at the Winter Show.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- At one time, - the closest he'd been to cattle...
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- ..was as the back end - of a pantomime cow.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- He's now been - to the Winter Fair twice...
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- ..so maybe we should enter his name - for next year's Fferm Ffactor.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- This year's series - reached its climax on Wednesday...
0:05:32 > 0:05:36- ..as the winners of - Fferm Ffactor 2015 were announced.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Here's how it happened.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Only one team can win the title...
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- ..and take this brand-new vehicle - home with them...
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- ..as well as insurance - from FUW Insurance Services.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Team Gareth - and the Former Contestants' Team...
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- ..the big moment has arrived.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- I can reveal...
0:06:09 > 0:06:15- ..that the winners of Fferm Ffactor, - Battle of the Farmers, 2015...
0:06:20 > 0:06:21- ..is...
0:06:25 > 0:06:26- ..the team...
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- ..of the Former Contestants!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Fferm Ffactor - came to an end on Wednesday.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Congratulations - to the Former Contestants' Team.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- They now have to saw a pick-up - into three.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- It's an ideal gift - for someone you don't like.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Hannah Dee has been laughing - her way through the series.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- .."They're dressed as cows - in a shopping centre in Bangor.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- "This is TV at its finest."
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- It's like a scene - from It's A Knockout.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Elain Wynne will be lost - without Fferm Ffactor.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Almost as lost as the cows - in the shopping centre in Bangor.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Y Stiwdio Gefn follows our own - broadcasting classic at 10.00pm.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Last week's stars included - Wil Tan, Dan Amor and Mellt.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28- # I believe in us
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- # I'm not looking for an answer
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- # In truth, I have no interest
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- # I want to leave
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- # I don't care where you go
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- # Anywhere is better than here
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- # I'll follow her - until there's nothing left
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- # There's nothing left
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- # There's nothing left
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- # I believe in us #
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- That was Mellt - on last week's Y Stiwdio Gefn.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- This week's episode - follows Sam Ar Y Sgrin.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Last week's programme featured Wil - Tan, Sam's brother, and Dan Amor.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Something for everyone.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- We'll be showing - S4C's Christmas trailer later.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- One programme sure to raise a smile - is Pethau Bychain.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- It's suitable for our Alun. He went - behind the scenes during filming.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- # Don't give up, don't slip
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- # Don't get mad, you need patience #
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- I'm in Llandeilo - to take a look behind the scenes...
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- ..at the filming - of S4C's Christmas film.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- It's all happening in the chapel. - Let's take a look.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- The film is titled Pethau Bychain.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- It's about a group of people in - Llandeilo preparing for Christmas.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01- It's a seasonal film...
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- ..about a Llandeilo man - who yearns for a quiet Christmas.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- He wants peace and quiet - over Christmas.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- But his friends and neighbours...
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- ..the people in Llandeilo...
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- ..interfere with his plans.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- The film stars - a number of famous faces...
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- ..Rhian Morgan, Dion Davies, - Siw Hughes, Rhodri Evan...
0:09:27 > 0:09:28- ..and Dewi Rhys Williams.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33- One unique aspect of the film - is that the actors play themselves.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- I'm worried.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36- I'm worried.- - What about?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- I'm worried about Rhian.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- This Shan Cothi business.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- She's in mourning.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- We all play extensions of ourselves.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- It's not too dissimilar - to what we saw...
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- ..in the series Extras, - The Thick of It and so on.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- The characters - are extensions of ourselves...
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- ..with a little added colour...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- ..and they get into scrapes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- I think you've misunderstood.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- I think you've misunderstood.- - You haven't heard the last of this.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11- It looks exciting.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Forget Ibiza Uncovered, - this is actors uncovered.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Dion Davies is one of - Dewi's colourful friends.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- I'm selling holly that's been...
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- I'm a bit of a Del Boy character, - completely different to me.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- I don't know why you're laughing.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- I play a guy - who's wheeling and dealing.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Wheeler dealer, that's it.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- I get into mischief - and persuade Dewi to help me.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- He doesn't want to help me - but he ends up doing just that...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- ..and then he gets into trouble.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- You play yourself, so you're Dion.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- I'm Dion, - but not as I am in real life.
0:10:54 > 0:11:00- It's a different side of Dion - - the naughty side.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- It's completely different - from how I really am.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- I don't know why you're laughing.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11- Adding to the film's humour is - the fact that there is no script.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- We've had fun filming it.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- The crew have been laughing. - That's always a good sign.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- We worked with the author - Roger Williams...
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- ..and the director, - Lee Haven Jones.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- We had an outline of the story - and then we improvised.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- It was an interesting process.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Then we took it - in front of the camera and crew.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- A lot of the input comes from us.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Roger then edits it...
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- ..and Lee has the challenge - of putting it all together...
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- ..in front of the camera.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- A lot of local people - are in the film...
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- ..such as pupils from local schools.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- We also filmed - in a home for the elderly.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- It's light entertainment - for Christmas. It's fun.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- I'm sure the film - will please many people.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- There may be a few surprises too.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- There are a couple - of special guests.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13- Special guests.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- That's it. Very special guests.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18- Very special.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Very special.- - Special.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21- We wish you well.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- We wish you well.- - Thank you.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Carry on drinking your vodka.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Carry on drinking your vodka.- - It's not vodka, Mam, it's water.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Merry Christmas to everyone.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Bye!
0:12:32 > 0:12:37- That's a taste of S4C's - Christmas film, Pethau Bychain.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- You can see it on 22 December.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Pethau Bychain, - one of S4C's Christmas films.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- There's plenty to come in part two.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Helen Kalliope Smith tweeted...
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- .."Very disappointed - with Sam Ar Y Sgrin's new set.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00- "A living room isn't complete - without at least one pussy! Meow!"
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- It's strange - you should say that, Helen.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- I was thinking of skinning the cats - to make new slippers for Christmas.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09- What do you think?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Then they'd always be on the set. - Meow!
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0:13:19 > 0:13:19- Subtitles
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Subtitles- - Subtitles
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Welcome back to the masterpiece.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- With Christmas, that wonderful - tinsel-tastic orgy...
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- ..hitting our screens soon, - S4C's very own Father Christmas...
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- ..has announced the contents - of his festive sack of gifts.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- The trail was launched tonight.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Does it follow the pattern - of a rather famous shop advert?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44- You decide.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- # Only one star - shining brightly on Bethlehem
0:13:50 > 0:13:58- # Only one star took our attention
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- # Only one star
0:14:05 > 0:14:12- # One star
0:14:13 > 0:14:20- # Was important to me #
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- S4C - shining brightly - this Christmas.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- The delights of our cosy little - channel over the Christmas period.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Only Boys Aloud are celebrating five - years since the choir was set up.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- To celebrate, they established - another Only Boys Aloud...
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- .in North Wales.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- So now the boys of North Wales - can benefit...
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- ..from the vision and experience - of Tim Rhys-Evans and his team.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- The programme - was very well received.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- This was Stardust's tweet.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- Here's a clip from episode two - shown earlier tonight.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- # It's a shot in the dark - but I'll make it
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- # Know with all of your heart - you can't shake me
0:15:11 > 0:15:16- # When I am with you, - there's no place I'd rather be
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- # N-n-no, no
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- # No place I'd rather be
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- # N-n-no, no
0:15:22 > 0:15:23- # No place I'd rather be
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- # N-n-no, no
0:15:26 > 0:15:27- # No place I'd rather be
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- # When I am with you - there's no place I'd rather be #
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- You have 4,000 people - shouting out your name.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- It's a good feeling, special.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Only Boys Aloud - will return next Friday night.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Many of S4C's drama series will - reach their finale before Christmas.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- But a new drama series about the - National Assembly starts in January.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- It's called Byw Celwydd.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- The title suggests - our AMs are living a lie!
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Anyway, Alun went to the series - launch at the Senedd on Tuesday.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11- It's not every day that I receive an - invite to the Senedd in Cardiff Bay.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- But I'm not here to share a bottle - of wine with Carwyn Jones...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- ..even though we are big mates.
0:16:17 > 0:16:23- No, I'm here for the launch of a - brand-new political drama on S4C...
0:16:23 > 0:16:24- ..Byw Celwydd.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Ffion, what can you tell us - about the series?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- It's a political series.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- It's based in Cardiff Bay.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- It deals with the adventures - and complications...
0:16:43 > 0:16:44- ..of the political world.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- The world of journalism also - features - the two worlds clash.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- I want you to go to Brynglas. - Get tomorrow's protest organized.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54- Let me know how it goes.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55- Let me know how it goes.- - You should be there.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56- With a placard in your hand.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- With a placard in your hand.- - That would get Meirion's attention!
0:16:59 > 0:17:05- The National Assembly - has been here for 15 years.
0:17:05 > 0:17:11- Personally, I feel that's given us - status and dignity as a nation.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- I feel we should be able - to reflect that.
0:17:16 > 0:17:21- It's a sign of maturity when - a nation can tell its own stories.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Does it show a different side - to politics?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Do we see what happens - when people go home?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Is there a love story in the series?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- There is love. There is also sex.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- You can look forward - to seeing those complications!
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- They don't involve me, sadly. - No-one touches me!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- There is no love interest for me - at all.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Ideas.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Rebecca, tell me a little - about your character.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- I play Megan Ashford, - a member of the New Conservatives.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- She's Health Minister - when we first meet her.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- She is a Conservative to the core.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- She's quite different from me!
0:18:04 > 0:18:05- I had fun playing the part.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- I think the series is great - - it really shows the contrast...
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- ..between the public - and private lives of politicians.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- Her home life is quite sad.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- You can see - how that affects her work.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Megan, would you like to respond - to Meirion's comments?
0:18:21 > 0:18:22- I have nothing to say.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- This is the star of the show. - You play the main character.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33- Yes, Angharad Wyn. - She's the political journalist.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- She follows - all the political stories...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- ..but also lives the biggest lie.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41- Oh, right?
0:18:41 > 0:18:42- Oh, right?- - Yes.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43- Are you supposed to tell us that?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Are you supposed to tell us that?- - Everyone knows there are lies.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- It's revealed very early - that she's hiding something.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- Ffion Dafis told me - there is some sex in the series.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Do you have any part in that?
0:19:02 > 0:19:03- Not at all.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Megan Ashford is conservative with - a small c as well as with a capital!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- She doesn't do anything improper!
0:19:11 > 0:19:11- Oh.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Oh.- - No, I know.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14- So who does then?
0:19:14 > 0:19:19- I think it's the people who work - in the media. They get all the sex.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- ..is the party for them - - the only party.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Do you get naked in it?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25- Do you get naked in it?- - Maybe.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- You'll have to watch to find out.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- So that's the only reason - you're interested!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Good luck with the series.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34- Good luck with the series.- - Thank you.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- Do you though?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36- Do you though?- - I'm not answering that!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Alun there, asking those - hard-hitting questions.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Byw Celwydd, one for the new year.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- Then everyone will know - who's in that sex scene.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- Even though Doctor Who's universe - has no borders...
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- ..he has never been, - until recently that is, on YouTube.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01- Well, apart from some clips.
0:20:02 > 0:20:07- Now, a collection of uber geeks - have set up a doctastic channel...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- ..called The Whovians.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- The sixth episode of six - is on tomorrow night at 7.00pm.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14- Here's a clip.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Quickly. Out we go. Come on.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans. They're - all about to attack the Tardis.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23- They can't take over the world - quietly.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- It's all about explosions, - lasers and the biggest weapons.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Where in the manual does it say - you have to be so noisy?
0:20:32 > 0:20:33- Where is the manual?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Is there a manual about how to - obliterate entire civilisations?
0:20:37 > 0:20:37- Into the control room.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38- Into the control room.- - That's your wife.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- No, a hanger-on, a groupie.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- You humans, I show you the universe - and suddenly you can't handle it.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Strictly Come Dancing isn't exciting - after travelling the Actian Galaxy.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Brian, sweetheart. - I've been looking for you.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Come on inside - and I'll make you a brew.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58- I don't want to go.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00- I don't want to go.- - Please, Brian.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- That was a clip - of last week's Whovians.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12- The sixth episode - is on tomorrow night at 7.00pm.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- For those of you who live to worship - the Doctor and his various images...
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- ..there's also a Doctor Who special - over Christmas.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- The geek-Whos have been kept busy - trying to work out the meaning...
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- ..of the title - The Husbands Of River Song.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- It sounds like - a country and western group.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- I'm not one to watch Miss World - usually.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- But a friend of Sam Ar Y Sgrin - is currently in China.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- She's representing Wales - in the competition.
0:21:43 > 0:21:48- She's called Emma Jenkins - but you may remember her...
0:21:48 > 0:21:53- ..as Tarzan's wife, Miss Moneypenny - or a resident of the Valleys.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- JAMES BOND THEME TUNE
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- Here's your Martini, Jim.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03- Shaken.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05- Not stirred.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Vodka Martini? - Listen here, Miss Moneypenny.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- I need a good cup of tea - and a sit-down.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Oh, blimey.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18- It's freezing.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19- Cut!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- # Having an affair - with the woman next door
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- # And my girlfriend's on her case
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- # "Ow! Yo-yo knickers! - Where do you think you're going?"
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- # "Mind your business, - hospital face!" #
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- When I swing through the jungle, - the hyenas laugh at me.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- They can see my jingle-jangles...
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- ..through the hole - in the back of this suit.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46- You said you'd fix it.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47- You said you'd fix it.- - Hang on, Glo.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Look, I'm busy. I don't have time - to sew your crotch now.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Do it yourself. There's a needle - somewhere in the kitchen.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- What's for tea, babes? I'm famished.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- Yeah, Glo. I've told him.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- Miss Cymru, - Emma Jenkins from Llanelli.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- She's worn a few costumes in aid - of this programme over the years.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- We wish her all the best - in the competition.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- We might have more news on her - next Friday night at 9.30pm...
0:23:14 > 0:23:19- ..for our really really lushtabulous - last programme before Christmas.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Be there or be square.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Until then, - peace and goodwill to you all.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf.
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