0:00:17 > 0:00:21In the world of pop, it's hard to find an original talent,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23but here is one. A man who is writing and singing
0:00:23 > 0:00:25some of the best songs around at the moment.
0:00:25 > 0:00:30With his latest, Where Do You Go To My Lovely, Peter Sarstedt.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32APPLAUSE
0:00:45 > 0:00:50# You talk like Marlene Dietrich
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire
0:00:54 > 0:00:58# Your clothes are all made by Balmain
0:00:58 > 0:01:04# And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair, yes there are
0:01:04 > 0:01:10# And you live in a fancy apartment
0:01:10 > 0:01:14# Off the boulevard of St Michel
0:01:14 > 0:01:18# Where you keep your Rolling Stones records
0:01:18 > 0:01:25# And a friend of Sacha Distel Yes you do
0:01:25 > 0:01:29# But where do you go to my lovely
0:01:29 > 0:01:34# When you're alone in your bed?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# Tell me the thoughts that surround you
0:01:37 > 0:01:42# I want to look inside your head Yes I do
0:01:44 > 0:01:48# You're in between 20 and 30
0:01:48 > 0:01:52# A very desirable age
0:01:52 > 0:01:57# Your body's firm and inviting
0:01:57 > 0:02:02# But you live on a glittering stage Yes you do
0:02:03 > 0:02:08# And they say that when you get married
0:02:08 > 0:02:12# It'll be to a millionaire
0:02:12 > 0:02:16# But they don't realize where you came from
0:02:16 > 0:02:21# And I wonder if they really care Or give a damn
0:02:23 > 0:02:27# Where do you go to my lovely
0:02:27 > 0:02:31# When you're alone in your bed?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35# Tell me the thoughts that surround you
0:02:35 > 0:02:40# I want to look inside your head Yes I do
0:02:41 > 0:02:46# I remember the back streets of Naples
0:02:46 > 0:02:50# Two children begging in rags
0:02:50 > 0:02:55# Both touched with a burning ambition
0:02:55 > 0:02:59# To shake off their lowly born tags, they try
0:03:01 > 0:03:05# So look into my face, Marie-Claire
0:03:05 > 0:03:10# And remember just who you are
0:03:10 > 0:03:14# Then go and forget me forever
0:03:14 > 0:03:20# But I know you still bear the scar deep inside
0:03:20 > 0:03:25# I know where you go to my lovely
0:03:25 > 0:03:29# When you're alone in your bed
0:03:29 > 0:03:33# I know the thoughts that surround you
0:03:33 > 0:03:38# Because I can look inside your head. #
0:03:38 > 0:03:41APPLAUSE
0:03:59 > 0:04:04# Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time
0:04:04 > 0:04:09# There's something wrong here There can be no denying
0:04:09 > 0:04:15# One of us is changing Or maybe we've just stopped trying
0:04:18 > 0:04:23# And it's too late, baby Now it's too late
0:04:23 > 0:04:28# Though we really did try to make it
0:04:29 > 0:04:35# Something inside has died and I can't hide
0:04:35 > 0:04:41# And I just can't fake it Oh, no
0:04:41 > 0:04:43# No, no, no
0:04:46 > 0:04:49# Way-ooh, way-ooh
0:04:49 > 0:04:54# It used to be so easy living here with you
0:04:54 > 0:04:59# You were light and breezy and I knew just what to do
0:04:59 > 0:05:06# Now you look so unhappy and I feel like a fool
0:05:08 > 0:05:13# And it's too late, baby Now it's too late
0:05:13 > 0:05:19# Though we really did try to make it
0:05:19 > 0:05:25# Something inside has died and I can't hide
0:05:25 > 0:05:30# And I just can't fake it Oh, no
0:05:30 > 0:05:33# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
0:05:39 > 0:05:41# Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
0:05:41 > 0:05:43# La, dah, dah, dah
0:05:43 > 0:05:48# Nah, nah, nah, la-dah, dah
0:06:33 > 0:06:37# Way-ooh, way-ooh
0:06:38 > 0:06:43# There'll be good times again for me and you
0:06:43 > 0:06:47# But we just can't stay together Don't you feel it too?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51# Still I'm glad for what we had
0:06:51 > 0:06:55# And how I once loved you
0:06:57 > 0:07:02# But it's too late, baby Now it's too late
0:07:02 > 0:07:07# Though we really did try to make it
0:07:07 > 0:07:13# Something inside has died and I can't hide
0:07:13 > 0:07:19# And I just can't fake it Oh, no
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# No, no, no, no
0:07:22 > 0:07:27# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
0:07:27 > 0:07:32# Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo La-dah, dah, dah
0:07:32 > 0:07:36# La-dah, dah, dah, dah
0:07:36 > 0:07:39# It's too late
0:07:39 > 0:07:43# Baby, it's too late
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# Oh, now, darling
0:07:46 > 0:07:49# It's too late. #
0:07:53 > 0:07:54APPLAUSE
0:07:57 > 0:08:00This is a song called Terminus.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15# Finally the moment's come and here we stand
0:08:15 > 0:08:19# And all the words have gone Along with all the plans
0:08:19 > 0:08:24# And though the hands are surely moving on the clock
0:08:24 > 0:08:29# For us, this moment Time itself has stopped
0:08:29 > 0:08:33# Our early morning eyes still feel a little sore
0:08:33 > 0:08:37# And bodies sweetly aching from the night before
0:08:37 > 0:08:42# I can feel the cold platform through my shoes
0:08:42 > 0:08:47# There must be something to be said But what's the use?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51# The wind picks up some paper and it blows past our feet
0:08:51 > 0:08:56# We watch it grateful that our eyes don't have to meet
0:08:56 > 0:09:01# A screaming whistle rips the air and takes away
0:09:01 > 0:09:04# The last seconds we have shared
0:09:04 > 0:09:09# And still photographs The train begins its run
0:09:09 > 0:09:14# And all the words I should have said suddenly have come
0:09:14 > 0:09:17# Someone touches me and asks me for a light
0:09:17 > 0:09:20# And wonders if
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# I'm feeling quite all right
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# And I say, yeah
0:09:32 > 0:09:36# On another platform there's a train
0:09:36 > 0:09:40# The same old scene is to be shot again
0:09:40 > 0:09:45# The wind picks up some paper and with it I shall ride
0:09:45 > 0:09:51# Out through the door marked exit Into the world outside. #
0:09:53 > 0:09:55APPLAUSE
0:10:04 > 0:10:07# Well the south side of Chicago
0:10:07 > 0:10:10# Is the baddest part of town
0:10:10 > 0:10:14# And if you go down there You better just beware
0:10:14 > 0:10:16# Of a man named Leroy Brown
0:10:16 > 0:10:20# Now Leroy, more than trouble
0:10:20 > 0:10:23# You see he stand 'bout six foot four
0:10:23 > 0:10:26# All the downtown ladies call him Treetop Lover
0:10:26 > 0:10:30# All the men just call him sir
0:10:30 > 0:10:33# And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
0:10:33 > 0:10:36# The baddest man in the whole damned town
0:10:36 > 0:10:39# Badder than old King Kong
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# And meaner than a junkyard dog
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Now Leroy, he a gambler
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# And he like his fancy clothes
0:10:48 > 0:10:54# And he like to wave them diamond rings in front of everybody's nose
0:10:54 > 0:10:58# He got a custom Continental
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# He got an Eldorado too
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# He got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun
0:11:04 > 0:11:07# He got a razor in his shoe, yeah
0:11:07 > 0:11:11# And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
0:11:11 > 0:11:14# The baddest man in the whole damned town
0:11:14 > 0:11:18# Badder than old King Kong
0:11:18 > 0:11:20# And meaner than a junkyard dog
0:11:20 > 0:11:23# Now Friday 'bout a week ago
0:11:23 > 0:11:26# Leroy shootin' dice
0:11:26 > 0:11:30# And at the edge of the bar sat a girl named Doris
0:11:30 > 0:11:33# And, ooh, that girl looked nice
0:11:33 > 0:11:36# Well he cast his eyes upon her
0:11:36 > 0:11:39# And the trouble soon began
0:11:39 > 0:11:43# And Leroy Brown learned a lesson 'bout messin' with the wife
0:11:43 > 0:11:45# Of a jealous man
0:11:45 > 0:11:49# And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
0:11:49 > 0:11:52# The baddest man in the whole damned town
0:11:52 > 0:11:55# Badder than old King Kong
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# And meaner than a junkyard dog
0:11:57 > 0:12:01# Well the two men took to fighting
0:12:01 > 0:12:05# And when they pulled them from the floor
0:12:05 > 0:12:10# Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle With a couple of pieces gone
0:12:11 > 0:12:14# And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
0:12:14 > 0:12:17# The baddest man in the whole damned town
0:12:17 > 0:12:20# Badder than old King Kong
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# And meaner than a junkyard dog
0:12:23 > 0:12:27# Yes, he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
0:12:27 > 0:12:30# The baddest man in the whole damn town
0:12:30 > 0:12:33# Badder than old King Kong
0:12:33 > 0:12:35# And meaner than a junkyard dog
0:12:35 > 0:12:40# Yes, he were badder than old King Kong
0:12:40 > 0:12:42# And meaner than a junkyard dog. #
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I'm going to say very little about the lady sitting behind me,
0:12:48 > 0:12:51except to say that she arrived back from Holland this morning.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Fly High, a single of hers last year, is one of my favourite singles ever
0:12:55 > 0:12:58and it's really a pleasure to welcome her to the programme.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Ladies and gentlemen, Bridget St John.
0:13:24 > 0:13:31# Take me as you see me Let me be me, please, myself
0:13:31 > 0:13:36# Take what you find, although you might want something else
0:13:36 > 0:13:42# Doesn't really matter if you love me once or twice
0:13:42 > 0:13:50# All that really matters is that love be nice...
0:13:51 > 0:13:56# Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm...
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# So love me when I'm gentle
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Love me when I'm wild
0:14:03 > 0:14:05# I love you like a woman should
0:14:05 > 0:14:09# I love you like a child
0:14:09 > 0:14:14# Doesn't even matter when our love goes out of sight
0:14:14 > 0:14:22# All that really matters is that love be nice...
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm...
0:14:55 > 0:15:01# Maybe I'm a dreamer Maybe I'm a fool
0:15:01 > 0:15:07# Life has little order and love can have no rules
0:15:07 > 0:15:13# Doesn't seem to matter when I lose out once or twice
0:15:13 > 0:15:19# All that really matters is that love be nice...
0:15:23 > 0:15:25# Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm...
0:15:28 > 0:15:34# Please love me when I'm gentle Love when I'm wild
0:15:34 > 0:15:40# I love you like a woman should I love you like a child
0:15:40 > 0:15:46# It doesn't even when our love goes out of sight
0:15:46 > 0:15:51# All that really matters is that love be nice...
0:15:55 > 0:15:58# Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm...
0:16:01 > 0:16:03# Nice... #
0:16:16 > 0:16:20# Will you have whiskey with your water or sugar with your tea?
0:16:20 > 0:16:24# What are these crazy questions that they're asking of me?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27# This is the wildest party that there ever could be
0:16:27 > 0:16:31# Oh, don't turn on the light Because I don't want to see
0:16:33 > 0:16:35# Mama told me not to come
0:16:37 > 0:16:40# Mama told me not to come
0:16:40 > 0:16:43# Mama said, that ain't no way to have fun
0:16:47 > 0:16:51# Open up the window let some air into this room
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# I think I'm almost choking on the smell of stale perfume
0:16:54 > 0:16:58# And that cigarette you're smoking 'bout to scare me half to death
0:16:58 > 0:17:03# Open up the window Let me catch my breath
0:17:04 > 0:17:08# Mama told me not to come
0:17:08 > 0:17:11# Mama told me not to come
0:17:11 > 0:17:14# Mama said, that ain't no way to have fun
0:17:25 > 0:17:29# The radio is blasting Someone's beating on the door
0:17:29 > 0:17:33# Our hostess is not lasting She's out on the floor
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# I've seen so many things here I ain't never seen before
0:17:36 > 0:17:41# I don't know what it is But I don't want to see no more
0:17:42 > 0:17:44# Mama told me not to come
0:17:45 > 0:17:48# Mama told me not to come
0:17:48 > 0:17:51# Mama said, that ain't no way to have fun. #
0:18:03 > 0:18:05APPLAUSE
0:18:21 > 0:18:24# If I laugh
0:18:24 > 0:18:28# Just a little bit
0:18:29 > 0:18:34# Maybe I can forget the chance that I didn't have
0:18:34 > 0:18:36# To know you
0:18:38 > 0:18:39# And live
0:18:41 > 0:18:43# In peace
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# In peace
0:18:48 > 0:18:53# Mmm, mmm, mmm, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:18:54 > 0:18:57# So if I laugh
0:18:57 > 0:19:01# Just a little bit
0:19:02 > 0:19:07# Maybe I can forget the past that I didn't choose
0:19:07 > 0:19:10# To get you
0:19:11 > 0:19:13# At home
0:19:15 > 0:19:16# With me
0:19:18 > 0:19:20# Oh, no
0:19:22 > 0:19:26# Mmm, mmm, mmm, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:19:30 > 0:19:31# If I laugh
0:19:35 > 0:19:38# Mmm, oh, yeah
0:19:46 > 0:19:52# Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah...
0:20:08 > 0:20:11# If I laugh
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# Ooh, just a little bit
0:20:16 > 0:20:21# Maybe I can recall the way that I used to be
0:20:21 > 0:20:23# Before you
0:20:25 > 0:20:27# And live
0:20:28 > 0:20:30# At night
0:20:31 > 0:20:33# And weep
0:20:36 > 0:20:40# Mmm, mmm, mmm, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:20:41 > 0:20:44# If I laugh
0:20:44 > 0:20:47# Maybe if I laughed just a little bit
0:20:56 > 0:20:58# Dah, dah, dah, dah...
0:21:06 > 0:21:09# La, dah, dah, dah, dah...
0:21:11 > 0:21:12# Whoa, oh, oh, oh
0:21:12 > 0:21:15# La, dah, dah, dah... #
0:21:24 > 0:21:27When I first started writing songs,
0:21:27 > 0:21:31I, of course, had been singing other people's songs for a long time,
0:21:31 > 0:21:35and I'm still rather a slow writer,
0:21:35 > 0:21:39but this was about the fourth song that I wrote.
0:21:39 > 0:21:45And...it's not as entirely autobiographical as it sounds,
0:21:45 > 0:21:47only in sentiment.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15# My father always promised us
0:22:15 > 0:22:20# That we would live in France
0:22:21 > 0:22:27# We'd go boating on the Seine
0:22:27 > 0:22:32# And I would learn to dance
0:22:34 > 0:22:39# We lived in Ohio then
0:22:39 > 0:22:46# He worked in the mines
0:22:46 > 0:22:50# On his dreams like boats
0:22:50 > 0:22:56# We knew we would sail
0:22:57 > 0:23:00# In time
0:23:12 > 0:23:17# All my sisters soon were gone
0:23:17 > 0:23:21# To Denver and Cheyenne
0:23:24 > 0:23:29# Marrying their grown-up dreams
0:23:29 > 0:23:35# The lilacs and the man
0:23:35 > 0:23:41# I stayed behind the youngest still
0:23:41 > 0:23:48# Only danced alone
0:23:48 > 0:23:52# The colours of my father's dreams
0:23:52 > 0:23:59# Were fading
0:23:59 > 0:24:03# Without a sound
0:24:16 > 0:24:21# And I live in Paris now
0:24:21 > 0:24:26# My children dance and dream
0:24:26 > 0:24:33# Hearing the ways of a miner's life
0:24:33 > 0:24:39# In words they've only seen
0:24:39 > 0:24:46# I sail my memories of home
0:24:46 > 0:24:53# Like boats across the Seine
0:24:53 > 0:24:58# And watch the Paris sun
0:24:58 > 0:25:03# Set in my father's eyes...
0:25:04 > 0:25:07# ..Again
0:26:10 > 0:26:16# My father always promised us
0:26:16 > 0:26:22# That we would live in France
0:26:22 > 0:26:28# We'd go boating on the Seine
0:26:28 > 0:26:34# And I would learn to dance
0:26:34 > 0:26:41# I sail my memories of home
0:26:41 > 0:26:47# Like boats across the Seine
0:26:47 > 0:26:53# And watch the Paris sun
0:26:53 > 0:27:00# Set in my father's eyes...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03# ..Again... #
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Here's a love song that I've always felt
0:27:27 > 0:27:30had a kind of English flavour to it.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41# She's a lady
0:27:41 > 0:27:47# And I chanced to meet her in my scufflin' days
0:27:47 > 0:27:51# She's a lady
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Hypnotized me there that day
0:27:54 > 0:28:01# I came to play in my usual way, hey
0:28:01 > 0:28:06# Floating along with a whimsical twinkling
0:28:06 > 0:28:10# In her strange green eyes
0:28:10 > 0:28:13# Linger with me She said, Yes!
0:28:13 > 0:28:19# And, oh, the time did fly
0:28:25 > 0:28:30# She's a lady
0:28:30 > 0:28:35# Give her time for she's allowed to change her mind
0:28:35 > 0:28:38# She's a lady
0:28:38 > 0:28:43# Happy to say she once was mine
0:28:43 > 0:28:50# Only sometimes I remember old times
0:28:51 > 0:28:55# And when she says, can you guess? It's a dress
0:28:55 > 0:28:58# You won't believe
0:29:00 > 0:29:07# Would you come zip me up and button up my sleeve?
0:29:08 > 0:29:11# Oh, lady
0:29:12 > 0:29:18# Lady of ladies
0:29:19 > 0:29:24# I remember days that felt like
0:29:24 > 0:29:30# It was raining daisies. #
0:29:30 > 0:29:32APPLAUSE
0:29:55 > 0:29:58# Looks like my deal's gone down
0:29:59 > 0:30:03# It looks like my deal it has gone down
0:30:05 > 0:30:08# Sit thee down, come out of the rain
0:30:10 > 0:30:13# Fill a cup and drink away the pain
0:30:14 > 0:30:19# Because it looks like your deal's gone down
0:30:19 > 0:30:25# It looks to me just like your deal it has gone down, down, down
0:30:26 > 0:30:30# Sit thee down, the dogs They don't mind
0:30:30 > 0:30:35# One's too old and the other one too blind
0:30:35 > 0:30:40# Because just like me their deal's gone down
0:30:40 > 0:30:46# Just like me the deal it has gone down, down, down
0:30:46 > 0:30:51# Sit thee down for company's rare
0:30:51 > 0:30:56# In these far parts High up in the air
0:30:56 > 0:31:01# Because it looks just like your deal's gone down
0:31:01 > 0:31:06# Yes, it looks to me like your deal it has gone down
0:31:06 > 0:31:11# Well I know, I know my deal's gone down
0:31:11 > 0:31:16# Yes I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure my deal's gone down
0:31:37 > 0:31:42# Sit thee down, come out of the rain
0:31:42 > 0:31:45# Fill the cup and drink away the pain
0:31:48 > 0:31:52# Sit thee down The dogs, they don't mind
0:31:52 > 0:31:57# One's too old and the other one too blind, too blind
0:31:57 > 0:32:02# I said sit thee down for company's rare
0:32:02 > 0:32:08# In these far parts High up in the air
0:32:08 > 0:32:13# Because it looks like your deal's gone down
0:32:13 > 0:32:18# It looks to me like your deal it has gone down, down, down
0:32:18 > 0:32:23# It looks bad to me, it looks bad because your deal's gone down
0:32:23 > 0:32:27# Because you're just like me In fact, your deal's gone down
0:32:27 > 0:32:29# Down, down I'll tell you
0:32:29 > 0:32:33# One more time Your deal's gone down
0:32:33 > 0:32:38# One more time, your deal it has gone down, down, down
0:32:38 > 0:32:39# Well I know. #
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Let's have a little bit of that Love And Affection right now.
0:32:57 > 0:33:02Here's a really beautiful song that's doing so well for Joan Armatrading.
0:33:02 > 0:33:03Here it is for you.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07# I am not in love
0:33:10 > 0:33:14# But I'm open to persuasion
0:33:15 > 0:33:17# East or West
0:33:17 > 0:33:20# Where's the best
0:33:21 > 0:33:24# For romancing?
0:33:26 > 0:33:28# With a friend
0:33:28 > 0:33:31# I can smile
0:33:31 > 0:33:33# But with a lover I could roll my head back
0:33:33 > 0:33:36# I could really laugh Really laugh
0:33:40 > 0:33:44# Thank you
0:33:45 > 0:33:49# You took me dancing
0:33:49 > 0:33:52# 'Cross the floor
0:33:52 > 0:33:54# Cheek to cheek
0:33:54 > 0:33:58# But with a lover I could really move, really move
0:33:58 > 0:34:02# I could really dance, really dance Really dance
0:34:02 > 0:34:05# Really dance, I could really move Really move
0:34:05 > 0:34:08# Really move, really move
0:34:08 > 0:34:13# Now if I can feel the sun
0:34:13 > 0:34:17# In my eyes and the rain on my face
0:34:17 > 0:34:25# Why can't I feel...
0:34:25 > 0:34:29# Love?
0:34:29 > 0:34:34# I can really love, really love Really love, really love
0:34:34 > 0:34:38# Really love Love, love, love, love, love
0:34:38 > 0:34:44# Love, love, love, love Now I got all...
0:34:44 > 0:34:47# The friends that I want
0:34:50 > 0:34:53# I may need more
0:34:53 > 0:34:57# But I shall just stick to those That I have got
0:35:01 > 0:35:05# With friends I still feel so insecure
0:35:06 > 0:35:09# Little darling, I believe you could help me a lot
0:35:11 > 0:35:15# Just take my hand and lead me where you will
0:35:16 > 0:35:20# No conversation No wave goodnight
0:35:20 > 0:35:27# Just gimme love Make love with affection
0:35:27 > 0:35:31# Sing me another love song but this time with a little dedication
0:35:31 > 0:35:34- # Sing it, sing it - Sing it, sing it
0:35:34 > 0:35:38- # You know that's what I like - Oh, ooh-ooh
0:35:39 > 0:35:41# Once more with feeling
0:35:41 > 0:35:45# Give me love, give me love Give me love
0:35:47 > 0:35:49# Love
0:36:18 > 0:36:23# Make love with affection
0:36:23 > 0:36:27# Sing me another love song but this time with a little dedication
0:36:27 > 0:36:31- # Sing it, sing it - Sing it, sing it
0:36:31 > 0:36:35- # You know that's what I like - Love, ooh-ooh
0:36:36 > 0:36:38# With affection
0:36:38 > 0:36:43# Sing me another love song but this time with a little dedication
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- # Sing it, sing it - Sing it, sing it
0:36:46 > 0:36:51- # You know that's what I like - Love, ooh-ooh
0:36:51 > 0:36:54# With affection
0:36:56 > 0:37:01- # With a little dedication - Love, ooh-ooh
0:37:01 > 0:37:06- # Once more with feeling - Ooh-ooh
0:37:06 > 0:37:10# You know that's what I like Love, ooh-ooh
0:37:14 > 0:37:18# Ooh-ooh. #
0:37:18 > 0:37:21APPLAUSE
0:38:27 > 0:38:31# On a morning from a Bogart movie
0:38:31 > 0:38:35# In a country where they turn back time
0:38:35 > 0:38:38# You go strolling through the crowd like
0:38:38 > 0:38:41# Peter Lorre contemplating a crime
0:38:43 > 0:38:46# She comes out of the sun in a silk dress
0:38:46 > 0:38:51# Running like a watercolour in the rain
0:38:52 > 0:38:55# Don't bother asking for explanations
0:38:55 > 0:38:58# She'll just tell you that she came
0:38:58 > 0:39:00# In the year of the cat
0:39:15 > 0:39:19# She doesn't give you time for questions
0:39:19 > 0:39:23# As she locks up your arm in hers
0:39:23 > 0:39:27# You follow till your sense of which direction
0:39:27 > 0:39:29# Completely disappears
0:39:31 > 0:39:35# By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
0:39:35 > 0:39:39# There's a hidden door she leads you to
0:39:40 > 0:39:46These days, she says, I feel my life Just like a river running through
0:39:46 > 0:39:48# The year of the cat
0:40:03 > 0:40:07# She looks at you so coolly
0:40:07 > 0:40:11# Her eyes they shine like the moon in the sea
0:40:11 > 0:40:16# She comes in incense and patchouli
0:40:16 > 0:40:18# You take her
0:40:18 > 0:40:21# To find what's waiting inside
0:40:23 > 0:40:25# The year of the cat
0:41:45 > 0:41:49# Well morning comes and you're still with her
0:41:49 > 0:41:53# And the bus and the tourists are gone
0:41:53 > 0:41:57# You've thrown away your choice You've lost your ticket
0:41:57 > 0:42:01# So you have to stay on
0:42:01 > 0:42:05# But the drum beat strains of the night remain
0:42:05 > 0:42:09# In the rhythm of the newborn day
0:42:10 > 0:42:13# You know some time you're bound to lose her
0:42:13 > 0:42:16# But for now you're going to stay
0:42:16 > 0:42:18# In the year of the cat. #
0:42:29 > 0:42:33It's really a pleasure to welcome for the first time to Whistle Test
0:42:33 > 0:42:34Kevin Coyne.
0:42:38 > 0:42:42# Well I'm going to the house up on the hill
0:42:42 > 0:42:47# The place where they can give you pills
0:42:47 > 0:42:52# And the rooms are always chilled
0:42:52 > 0:42:55# And they're never cosy
0:42:56 > 0:43:00# Where they give you three suits a year
0:43:00 > 0:43:05# And at Christmas time a bottle of beer
0:43:05 > 0:43:08# And at Easter time the mayor comes round
0:43:08 > 0:43:13# And he's always smiling
0:43:13 > 0:43:17# Where the old ladies sit by the garden wall
0:43:17 > 0:43:21# And they never hear the bluebirds call
0:43:22 > 0:43:27# Never notice the leaves that fall
0:43:27 > 0:43:29# Because they're all crazy
0:43:29 > 0:43:35# Where the red bus stands by the great big gate
0:43:35 > 0:43:39# The red bus that's always late
0:43:39 > 0:43:43# You know why it's always late
0:43:43 > 0:43:47# Because it's always empty
0:43:47 > 0:43:52# Funny, funny, funny, funny
0:43:52 > 0:43:56# Oh so funny that it's making me cry
0:43:56 > 0:44:00# Funny, funny, funny, funny
0:44:00 > 0:44:06# Oh so funny, Lord Sometimes I wish I could die
0:44:08 > 0:44:12# Now this pagan life is getting me down
0:44:12 > 0:44:16# My brow is filled with a furl and a frown
0:44:17 > 0:44:22# My eyelids lower as low as can be
0:44:22 > 0:44:25# But I'm not sleeping
0:44:25 > 0:44:29# I wander round that Brixton Square
0:44:29 > 0:44:34# With the bottles strewn everywhere
0:44:34 > 0:44:39# Under tables and under chairs
0:44:39 > 0:44:42# And they're all broken
0:44:42 > 0:44:46# Where the big red face of the man on the beat
0:44:46 > 0:44:51# Says, hey, have you had something to eat?
0:44:51 > 0:44:55# Sticks out his yellow teeth
0:44:55 > 0:44:58# They're all for biting
0:44:58 > 0:45:02# Where I don't have a cent
0:45:02 > 0:45:07# And I don't know how I'm going to pay my rent
0:45:07 > 0:45:15# I think I'll turn bent and make some money
0:45:16 > 0:45:20# Funny, funny, funny, funny
0:45:20 > 0:45:24# Oh so funny, it's making me cry
0:45:24 > 0:45:28# Funny, funny, funny, funny
0:45:28 > 0:45:35# Oh so funny, Lord Sometimes I wish I could die
0:45:36 > 0:45:41# If you know a way I can go
0:45:41 > 0:45:45# From out of this show you know
0:45:45 > 0:45:50# You could give me a golden glow
0:45:50 > 0:45:53# But you're not trying
0:45:53 > 0:45:58# Well you never lift a regular hand
0:45:58 > 0:46:03# You're calling me a lazy man
0:46:03 > 0:46:07# Who on earth will ever understand?
0:46:07 > 0:46:09# I'm really trying
0:46:09 > 0:46:15# So I'm going to the house up on the hill
0:46:15 > 0:46:20# The place where they can give you pills
0:46:20 > 0:46:24# And the doctors they don't kill
0:46:24 > 0:46:27# Because they're so friendly
0:46:27 > 0:46:32# Where the red bus stands by the great big gate
0:46:32 > 0:46:37# The red bus and it's always late
0:46:37 > 0:46:41# You know why it's always late
0:46:41 > 0:46:44# Because it's always empty
0:46:44 > 0:46:49# Funny, funny, funny, funny
0:46:49 > 0:46:53# Oh so funny, it's making me cry
0:46:53 > 0:46:57# Funny, funny, funny, funny
0:46:57 > 0:47:03# Oh so funny, Lord Sometimes I wish I could die. #
0:47:08 > 0:47:10APPLAUSE
0:47:12 > 0:47:19# You look to me like misty roses
0:47:23 > 0:47:26# Too soft to touch
0:47:28 > 0:47:33# But too lovely to leave alone
0:47:37 > 0:47:43# Even if I could be like misty roses
0:47:47 > 0:47:52# You know I'd love you much
0:47:52 > 0:47:59# You're too lovely to leave alone
0:48:01 > 0:48:04# Flowers often cry
0:48:07 > 0:48:14# But too late to find that their beauty has been lost
0:48:17 > 0:48:21# With their peace of mind
0:48:26 > 0:48:33# You look to me like love forever
0:48:37 > 0:48:42# Too good to last
0:48:42 > 0:48:47# But too lovely not to try
0:48:56 > 0:49:01# Even if I believed in love forever
0:49:07 > 0:49:13# I mustn't forget what's gone in the past
0:49:13 > 0:49:18# Because you're just too lovely
0:49:18 > 0:49:21# To leave alone. #
0:49:27 > 0:49:29APPLAUSE
0:49:33 > 0:49:38# Many is the time I've been mistaken
0:49:38 > 0:49:42# And many times confused
0:49:43 > 0:49:49# Yes, and I've often felt forsaken
0:49:49 > 0:49:54# And certainly misused
0:49:54 > 0:50:00# Oh, but I'm all right I'm all right
0:50:00 > 0:50:04# I'm just weary to my bones
0:50:07 > 0:50:13# Still, you don't expect to be bright and bon vivant
0:50:13 > 0:50:18# So far away from home
0:50:18 > 0:50:23# So far away from home
0:50:27 > 0:50:32# And I don't know a soul who's not been battered
0:50:32 > 0:50:36# I don't have a friend who feels at ease
0:50:38 > 0:50:43# I don't know a dream that's not been shattered
0:50:43 > 0:50:49# Or driven to its knees
0:50:49 > 0:50:54# But it's all right, it's all right
0:50:54 > 0:50:58# For we've lived so well so long
0:51:01 > 0:51:07# Still, when I think of the road we're travelling on
0:51:07 > 0:51:12# I wonder what's gone wrong
0:51:12 > 0:51:15# I can't help but wonder
0:51:15 > 0:51:17# What's gone wrong
0:51:20 > 0:51:23# And I dreamed I was dying
0:51:25 > 0:51:32# I dreamed that my soul rose unexpectedly
0:51:32 > 0:51:34# And looking back down at me
0:51:34 > 0:51:38# Smiled reassuringly
0:51:38 > 0:51:41# And I dreamed I was flying
0:51:43 > 0:51:49# And high up above my eyes could clearly see
0:51:49 > 0:51:52# The Statue of Liberty
0:51:52 > 0:51:56# Sailing away to sea
0:51:56 > 0:51:58# And I dreamed I was flying
0:52:01 > 0:52:07# We come on the ship they call the Mayflower
0:52:07 > 0:52:12# We come on the ship that sailed the moon
0:52:12 > 0:52:18# We come in the age's most uncertain hours
0:52:18 > 0:52:23# And sing an American tune
0:52:23 > 0:52:26# Oh-oh-oh and it's all right
0:52:26 > 0:52:29# It's all right, it's all right
0:52:29 > 0:52:34# You can't be forever blessed
0:52:36 > 0:52:42# Still, tomorrow's going to be another working day
0:52:42 > 0:52:46# And I'm trying to get some rest
0:52:46 > 0:52:52# That's all, I'm trying to get some rest. #
0:53:03 > 0:53:05APPLAUSE
0:53:07 > 0:53:11This next song is a true story.
0:53:12 > 0:53:16I say that because some of the stuff I write is a pack of lies.
0:53:16 > 0:53:19It's called Piano Man.
0:53:54 > 0:53:58# It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
0:53:59 > 0:54:02# The regular crowd shuffles in
0:54:02 > 0:54:06# There's an old man sitting next to me
0:54:06 > 0:54:09# Makin' love to his tonic and gin
0:54:20 > 0:54:24# He says, son, can you play me a memory?
0:54:24 > 0:54:28# I'm not really sure how it goes
0:54:28 > 0:54:32# But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
0:54:32 > 0:54:35# When I wore a younger man's clothes
0:54:36 > 0:54:41# La, la, la, de, de, dah
0:54:41 > 0:54:45# Dah, dah, de, de, dah, dah, dah
0:54:48 > 0:54:52# Sing us a song You're the piano man
0:54:52 > 0:54:56# Sing us a song tonight
0:54:56 > 0:55:00# Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
0:55:00 > 0:55:04# And you've got us feelin' all right
0:55:18 > 0:55:22# Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
0:55:22 > 0:55:26# He gets me my drinks for free
0:55:26 > 0:55:30# And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
0:55:30 > 0:55:33# But there's someplace that he'd rather be
0:55:36 > 0:55:40# He says, Bill, I believe this is killing me
0:55:40 > 0:55:44# As the smile ran away from his face
0:55:44 > 0:55:48# Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
0:55:48 > 0:55:51# If I could get out of this place
0:55:51 > 0:55:55# Oh, la, la, la, de, de, dah
0:55:57 > 0:56:01# La, la, de, de, dah, dah, dah
0:56:03 > 0:56:08# Now Paul is a real estate novelist
0:56:08 > 0:56:11# Who never had time for a wife
0:56:11 > 0:56:16# And he's talkin' with Davy Who's still in the navy
0:56:16 > 0:56:19# And probably will be for life
0:56:29 > 0:56:33# And the waitress is practising politics
0:56:33 > 0:56:37# As the businessmen slowly get stoned
0:56:37 > 0:56:41# Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
0:56:41 > 0:56:46# But it's better than drinkin' alone
0:57:00 > 0:57:04# Sing us a song You're the piano man
0:57:04 > 0:57:07# Sing us a song tonight
0:57:07 > 0:57:11# Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
0:57:11 > 0:57:15# And you've got us feelin' all right
0:57:29 > 0:57:33# It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
0:57:33 > 0:57:37# And the manager gives me a smile
0:57:37 > 0:57:41# Because he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
0:57:41 > 0:57:44# To forget about life for a while
0:57:47 > 0:57:51# And the piano it sounds like a carnival
0:57:51 > 0:57:54# And the microphone smells like a beer
0:57:54 > 0:57:59# And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
0:57:59 > 0:58:02# And say, man, what are you doing here?
0:58:02 > 0:58:06# Oh, la, la, la, de, de, dah
0:58:07 > 0:58:11# Dah, dah, de, de, dah, dah, dah
0:58:14 > 0:58:18# Sing us a song You're the piano man
0:58:18 > 0:58:22# Sing us a song tonight
0:58:22 > 0:58:26# Well we're all in the mood for a melody
0:58:26 > 0:58:29# You've got us feeling all right. #
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