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0:00:05 > 0:00:09- Tonight's contestants on Sion a Sian - are Doris and Eifion...

0:00:14 > 0:00:16- ..and Dennis and Wendy.

0:00:19 > 0:00:24- Here to greet the couples - are Heledd Cynwal and Stifyn Parri.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- Hello and welcome to Sion a Sian...

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- ..the show which reveals how well - Wales's couples know one another.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Tonight's couples - come from Llandeilo and Bridgend.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47- They're competing - for the chance to win 1,000.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- They'll play two rounds.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- The first round in the booth...

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- ..and the second round - in the bat box.

0:00:57 > 0:01:02- Let's meet our first couple. - Here are Doris and Eifion.

0:01:11 > 0:01:16- How are you this evening? - Looking forward to it?

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- I don't know about that.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- I don't know about that.- - No need for you to be nervous.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- I like your honesty.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Let's find out more about you.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- Take a look at this.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- We got together - at the end of the night...

0:01:32 > 0:01:36- ..after the Young Farmers' Queen's - Ball in Swansea in December.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- We decided - to see each other again...

0:01:39 > 0:01:44- ..but every time we made a date, - either Eifion wouldn't show up...

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- ..or he was late - - there wasn't much shape on him.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- In the end, he said he'd definitely - meet me at the end of February.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- I said to my friends, "If Eifion - doesn't show up tonight...

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- "..I'll give up on him."

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- I found out that her birthday - was in late December...

0:02:03 > 0:02:08- ..and there was the matter of - a Christmas present, so I hung back.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12- I thought I'd save some money - and go out with her in the New Year.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14- So that's what I did.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- When it comes to organizing work - on the farm for the week ahead...

0:02:19 > 0:02:24- ..we sit around the table and Eifion - and I are on the same wavelength.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- That proves we suit each other.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- I've trained many sheepdogs - over the years.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- If Doris responded to my whistle - as well as the dogs, she'd be great.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- We're in for some fun tonight.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- So you live together - and work together.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56- Do you ever fall out?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Do you ever fall out?- - Some days we do.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- A row in the morning - upsets the entire day.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07- Eifion mentioned that you're - a good farmer in your own right.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- You recently won an award, - didn't you?

0:03:11 > 0:03:17- Yes, in December. I won the Welsh - Woman Farmer of the Year award.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Do you have any obsessions?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Washing the floor. I like having - a clean floor to come home to.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30- Meinir comes in and says to me, - "The floor's wet again, Mami."

0:03:30 > 0:03:32- You should come round to mine.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- You should come round to mine.- - It's dirty again...

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- ..by the following day.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- You're making work for yourself.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Doris, do you fancy cleaning - the floor in the booth?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- The mop and bucket - are waiting for you.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- You know the rules by now, Eifion.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- You'll answer three questions...

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- ..and hopefully - Doris's answers will match yours.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57- Hopefully.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- We all live in hope.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- First question.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Doris recently won the Welsh - Woman Farmer of the Year award.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12- But if she wasn't a farmer's wife...

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- ..what would she like to be?

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- The wife of a politician - in the Assembly Government?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- An accountant's wife? - Or a minister's wife?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- An accountant's wife.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Is she good with money?

0:04:34 > 0:04:40- Yes, she's very good at bookkeeping - and keeping the paperwork in order.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- I'll say that.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- You're about to make a speech - at a Young Farmers' dinner.

0:04:48 > 0:04:54- Doris notices - that your trouser zip is undone.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- What does she do?

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- She lets you stand up, - hoping nothing's revealed.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- She kicks you under the table...

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- ..prompting you to do up your zip.

0:05:06 > 0:05:12- Or she swiftly - slides her hand under the table...

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- ..and adjusts your zip herself?

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- She kicks me under the table.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- Before it falls out.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21- Before we fall out?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Before we fall out?- - Yes, before you both fall out!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Eifion!

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Third question. - What would surprise Doris the most?

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- You giving her a day off - from the farm work...

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- ..and handing her 500 - to spend on clothes?

0:05:40 > 0:05:46- Hiring a professional photographer - to take a family portrait?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Or giving her a gold pendant - with your wedding photo inside?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- What was the first one again?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Giving her a day off - and handing her 500?

0:05:57 > 0:05:58- I thought so!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- I thought so!- - That'd surprise her the most.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02- Happy with those answers?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Happy with those answers?- - No.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Let's call on Doris.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- We're ready for you, sweetheart.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- She's enjoying herself in there.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Is the floor clean?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Yes.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27- Three questions, and hopefully your - answers will correspond for 300.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- As we know, you won the Welsh - Woman Farmer of the Year award.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- But if you weren't - a farmer's wife...

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- ..which of the following - would you prefer to be?

0:06:39 > 0:06:44- A minister's wife? An accountant's - wife? Or a Welsh politician's wife?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- The second one. - An accountant's wife.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Well done. 100 to the accountant.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Eifion is about to make a speech...

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- ..at a Young Farmers' dinner...

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- ..when you notice his zip is undone, - so what do you do?

0:07:08 > 0:07:13- Do you slide your hand under - the table and do up his zip...

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- ..before he gets up?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Do you let him stand up, - hoping nothing's revealed?

0:07:20 > 0:07:26- Or do you kick him under the table, - prompting him to do up his zip?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Kick him under the table.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30- Well done.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Well done.- - No hesitation.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- No hand under the table - at the Young Farmers'?

0:07:36 > 0:07:37- No.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- No.- - The laughs are suspect!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Third question.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45- What would surprise you the most?

0:07:45 > 0:07:50- Eifion giving you a gold pendant - with your wedding photo inside?

0:07:50 > 0:07:55- Him hiring a professional - photographer to take a family photo?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Or him giving you the day off...

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- ..and handing you 500 - to spend on clothes?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Giving me the day off - and 500 spending money.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08- You know each other so well!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- You answered them all correctly, - winning you 300.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Well done.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Go and relax.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Please welcome our second couple, - Dennis and Wendy.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- You're gleaming, Wendy.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37- I go well with the set.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Before we talk to you...

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- ..I want to find out more about you.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Fate has played a part - in our relationship.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- We're good friends - and we live life to the full.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Every day is fun.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00- At seven o'clock every morning, - Wendy goes downstairs...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- ..and brings me a cup of tea.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04- She says, "Cafe's open"...

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- ..and we chat about - every topic under the sun.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- I'm very fortunate...

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- ..because Dennis does all - the cooking and the food shopping.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- He always checks - there's enough petrol in the car.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- He spoils me rotten.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Wendy's a very stylish person.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26- More than that, - she has a lovely personality.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30- She's very friendly - and she loves people.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36- Dennis tends to put off doing things - instead of doing them straightaway.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- I sometimes call him Mr Tomorrow.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Snogging in front of the nation!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Lovely!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- You're very glamorous. - You're known as Trendy Wendy.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Yes. Well, some of my friends - call me that.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01- Dennis doesn't.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Do you have a pet name for her?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Darling.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Correct!

0:10:09 > 0:10:10- Ching!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Where did you meet each other - for the first time?

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- A small village - outside Llandeilo called Cwmdu.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27- Some of my retried friends - took over the pub there.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- I saw Wendy - and went over to talk to her.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- That's how things started - but there's more to it than that.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- There must've been other nights too!

0:10:38 > 0:10:39- Fate brought you together.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40- Fate brought you together.- - Definitely.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46- Would you like a break, Dennis? Go - and have five minutes in the booth.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- We'll continue talking to Wendy.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Trendy Wendy.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Everyone knows my name now!

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- The rules are simple. - Three questions.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- If your answers match his, kerching. - Is that clear?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Yes.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Yes.- - Take a good look at Dennis.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10- Which other Dennis - does he most resemble?

0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Dennis the Menace - young - in his ways but a little cheeky?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Dennis Thatcher?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Powerful but knows his place?

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Or The Sweeney and Minder actor - Dennis Waterman?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- A hard man with a soft centre?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- I'd say Dennis the Menace.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35- I think I'd agree with you. - Let's hope he does too.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37- We'll see.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- We'll see.- - Second question.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Dennis likes making home-made wine.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- He does a bit of judging too.

0:11:46 > 0:11:47- Does he prefer judging or making it?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Does he prefer judging or making it?- - Drinking it!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Which ingredient...

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- ..does Dennis think - you most resemble?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01- Are you sweet and friendly - like sugar?

0:12:01 > 0:12:06- Are you pretty and colourful - like the fruit?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Or are you bubbly and fervent - like the yeast?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- It's between two of them.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- I'll go for the first one.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Sweet and friendly?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- But he might say I'm colourful.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26- Which one do you think he'll say?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Which one do you think he'll say?- - Think about tactics here, Wendy.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Pretty and colourful.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Pretty and colourful like the fruit.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- I know - you've a fear of heights, Wendy.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- I wonder how you'll answer this.

0:12:41 > 0:12:47- You're on holiday abroad - and the views are spectacular.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51- But in order to see them - you have to use an escalator.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- What would Dennis do?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Go by himself - and describe them to you?

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- He decides not to go - and stays with you instead?

0:13:01 > 0:13:06- Or he offers you a handkerchief to - hide your eyes so you can both go?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- He'd go alone - and describe the views.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- You'd be happy for him...

0:13:11 > 0:13:15- ..to go by himself - and describe the views to you?

0:13:15 > 0:13:16- Happy with those?

0:13:16 > 0:13:17- Happy with those?- - Sort of.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- Let's ask Dennis to join us.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Come and join us, please.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35- Happy?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Happy?- - That was lovely music.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39- Good.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Right then, Dennis.

0:13:42 > 0:13:48- According to Wendy, which - other Dennis do you most resemble?

0:13:48 > 0:13:54- Dennis Thatcher - - powerful but knows his place?

0:13:54 > 0:13:59- Dennis the Menace - young - in his ways but a little cheeky?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03- Or Dennis Waterman, - The Sweeney and Minder actor...

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- ..a hard man with a soft centre?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- It's between two of them.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- The middle one.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- A little bit cheeky.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Dennis the Menace? - Correct. Well done.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19- 100.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- You like making home-made wine.

0:14:23 > 0:14:29- Which of the following ingredients - does Wendy most resemble?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Bubbly and fervent like yeast?

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Pretty and colourful like the fruit?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Or sweet and friendly like sugar?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Pretty and colourful.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Well done, Dennis.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Final question in this round.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- You're abroad on holiday...

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- ..and there are - spectacular views on offer.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- But you have to use an escalator - to reach the vantage point.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00- What would you do?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Offer Wendy a hankie - to hide her eyes...

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- ..so that both of you can go?

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Not go yourself and stay with her?

0:15:11 > 0:15:17- Or go by yourself and describe - the views to her when you came back?

0:15:17 > 0:15:21- Go by myself - and describe the views to her.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22- Well done.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24- Well done.- - Full marks.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33- Full marks for both couples. Join us - for round two after the break.

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0:15:43 > 0:15:43- Subtitles

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0:15:49 > 0:15:50- Welcome back.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- In this round, - six questions worth 50 each.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- The theme is pink, blue and glitter.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- First up are Doris and Eifion.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Pick up your bats, please.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Off we go.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- You've a posh event to go to.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Who polishes Eifion's shoes?

0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Who listens more often - to Radio Cymru?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Correct.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Who's better at saving money?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36- Correct.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Who wears the most clothes in bed?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Which of you opens the post first?

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Incorrect.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Who's first to ask for a kiss?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Well done, soppy Eifion.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Return your bats, please.

0:17:02 > 0:17:09- At the end of that round, you scored - five out of six. Congratulations.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Welcome back Dennis and Wendy.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Bats in the right hands.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Who's the best kisser?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Correct.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Who's most likely - to lose their keys?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Who's the keenest traveller?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- Correct.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Which of you - never fails to vote in an election?

0:18:03 > 0:18:04- Well done.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Well done.- - Who's had the most dental treatment?

0:18:10 > 0:18:11- Correct.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14- Who likes the spiciest curry?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Correct.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Return your bats, please.

0:18:22 > 0:18:27- You scored five out of six - correctly. Join us in the centre.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Welcome back Doris and Eifion.

0:18:38 > 0:18:43- Wendy and Dennis, - I can tell you you've won 550.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48- Eifion and Doris, - you've also won 550.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Congratulations to you all.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51- Congratulations to you all.- - Thank you.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Only one couple can go on - to answer the big question.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- In a tiebreak situation like this...

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- ..we give you - another question to answer.

0:19:03 > 0:19:08- I'll ask you a question - and what I want you to write down...

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- ..is a percentage.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- All I want to see - is a percentage...

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- ..on that card.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21- The couple with the closest answer - to the one I have written down...

0:19:22 > 0:19:25- ..will go on to answer - the big question.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- According to a recent survey...

0:19:30 > 0:19:36- ..what percentage of married couples - have gained weight since being wed?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45- Do you disagree, Wendy?

0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Dennis and Wendy, - give us your answer, please.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02- 65%. Thank you.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07- Doris and Eifion, - please show us your answer.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- 75%.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- The answer is... 56%.

0:20:18 > 0:20:23- That means that Dennis and Wendy - will answer the big question.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Well done.

0:20:25 > 0:20:26- Congratulations.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Congratulations to you too.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- You've already won 550, - but the icing on the cake...

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- ..is the heart-shaped - Sion a Sian cushion.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Thank you very much.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41- Thank you for your company.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Thank you for your company.- - No problem.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- How are you feeling?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- How are you feeling?- - Grand.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- You might even win a grand!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Hopefully!

0:21:02 > 0:21:07- Dennis, seeing as you've been - in the booth, it's Wendy's turn now.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Thank you.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Stifyn will ask you one question...

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- ..and we require - one answer from you.

0:21:17 > 0:21:22- Hopefully, Wendy will give us the - same answer to win you the 1,000.

0:21:23 > 0:21:23- Happy?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Happy?- - Happy.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- For 1,000, Dennis...

0:21:30 > 0:21:34- ..who is Wendy's - favourite rugby player?

0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Halfpenny.

0:21:40 > 0:21:41- Is it?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Is it?- - I think so.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Does she like rugby?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Does she like rugby?- - Yes, she's fond of rugby.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50- You're happy - with that answer for 1,000?

0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Halfpenny.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Halfpenny.- - Good luck.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Come and join us, Wendy.

0:21:58 > 0:22:04- I didn't think Wendy could get even - more sparkly, but evidently she can!

0:22:05 > 0:22:10- Now then, here's the question - Stifyn asked Dennis.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Who's your favourite rugby player?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Currently?

0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Who's your favourite rugby player?

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- JJ Williams.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Unfortunately, - Dennis said Halfpenny.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Never mind. You've won 550.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37- You also take away - the Sion a Sian cushion.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Thank you very much.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Congratulations.

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