0:00:02 > 0:00:07# Take the ribbon from my hair
0:00:10 > 0:00:15# Shake it loose and let it fall
0:00:18 > 0:00:26# Layin' soft against your skin
0:00:27 > 0:00:32# Like the shadows on the wall
0:00:34 > 0:00:40# Come and lay down by my side
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# Till the early morning light
0:00:51 > 0:00:56# All I'm taking is your time
0:00:59 > 0:01:04# Help me make it through the night
0:01:07 > 0:01:12# I don't care what's right or wrong
0:01:15 > 0:01:21# And I won't try to understand
0:01:23 > 0:01:31# Let the devil take tomorrow
0:01:31 > 0:01:38# For tonight I need a friend
0:01:38 > 0:01:43# Oh, yesterday is dead and gone
0:01:47 > 0:01:53# And tomorrow's out of sight
0:01:55 > 0:02:00# And it's so sad to be alone
0:02:03 > 0:02:08# Help me make it through the night
0:02:10 > 0:02:15SHE HUMS
0:02:27 > 0:02:33# Lord, it's so sad to be alone
0:02:34 > 0:02:37# Help me make it
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# Through the night
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# Through
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# Lead me through the night
0:02:48 > 0:02:51# Woo-woo...
0:02:51 > 0:02:55# Come on and take me through the night
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# Woo-woo...
0:02:59 > 0:03:03# Through...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07# The...
0:03:08 > 0:03:14# Night...
0:03:14 > 0:03:22# Take the ribbon from my hair... #
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Women can say stuff like,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36"I loved him, I really loved him,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38"but he just left.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40"Why did he leave like that?"
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Men, given the same situation, usually say something like,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48"I'm glad the old jive broad split, man",
0:03:48 > 0:03:52knowing all the time that it's really killing him inside.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56So once in my life, I wanted to forego my own male ego
0:03:56 > 0:03:59and admit to losing something.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00So I came up with...
0:04:02 > 0:04:06# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
0:04:09 > 0:04:12# It's not warm when she's away
0:04:15 > 0:04:19# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
0:04:19 > 0:04:22# And she's always gone too long
0:04:22 > 0:04:24# Any time she goes away
0:04:28 > 0:04:32# Wonder this time, where she's gone
0:04:35 > 0:04:39# Wonder if she's gone to stay
0:04:41 > 0:04:45# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# And this house just ain't no home
0:04:48 > 0:04:52# Any time she goes away
0:04:55 > 0:05:00# I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, I know, I know...
0:05:11 > 0:05:15# I oughta leave the young thing alone
0:05:15 > 0:05:19# But ain't no sunshine when she's gone
0:05:21 > 0:05:26# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
0:05:28 > 0:05:31# Only darkness every day
0:05:35 > 0:05:38# Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
0:05:38 > 0:05:41# And this house just ain't no home
0:05:41 > 0:05:46# Any time she goes away
0:05:48 > 0:05:52# Any time she goes away
0:05:55 > 0:06:03# Any time she goes away... #
0:06:17 > 0:06:20For those with black and white sets,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22the next programme will be in black and white.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- # Oh the joy of living - Oh, yeah
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- # Sweeter music they're giving - Oh, yeah
0:06:29 > 0:06:32# And the singing bird you heard before... #
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Now say something nice and exciting.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Ladies and gentlemen, the most nicest and exciting thing I know...
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Aretha Franklin.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46APPLAUSE
0:07:01 > 0:07:04# Don't play that song for me
0:07:06 > 0:07:13# Cos it brings back memories of days that I once knew
0:07:14 > 0:07:18# All those days that I spent with you
0:07:18 > 0:07:21# Oh, no! Don't let it play
0:07:21 > 0:07:23# Oh, no!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26# It fills my heart with pain
0:07:27 > 0:07:31# Please, stop it right away
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# Cos I remember just what he said
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- # He said Darling... - Darling, I...I love you
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- # I know that he lied - Darling, I...I love you
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- # I tell you you lied - Darling, I...I love you
0:07:47 > 0:07:52# You know you lied You lied! You lied!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57# Hey, mister, play it no more
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# Don't you play it no more
0:08:01 > 0:08:05# I can't stand it Don't play it no more
0:08:05 > 0:08:10# No more, no more!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# I remember on our first date
0:08:14 > 0:08:17# He kissed me and he walked away
0:08:19 > 0:08:21# I was only 17
0:08:22 > 0:08:25# I never dreamed that he'd be so mean
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- # He told me, darling - Darling, I love you
0:08:29 > 0:08:31# But let me leave you with his lie
0:08:31 > 0:08:33# Yes, indeed
0:08:33 > 0:08:36# I tell you that he lied
0:08:36 > 0:08:37# Oh, yes, he did
0:08:37 > 0:08:39# You know that he lied
0:08:39 > 0:08:43# He lied! He lied, yes, he did, oh!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Oh, oh, oh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- # Darling... - Darling, I love you
0:08:59 > 0:09:01# Oh, but you lied
0:09:02 > 0:09:06# You, you lied
0:09:06 > 0:09:07# Oh, yes, you did
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# Hey, baby, you lied
0:09:09 > 0:09:11# You lied! You lied!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14# You lied!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16# Oh-oh-oh-oh!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20# Play it no more, baby, baby
0:09:20 > 0:09:23# Don't you play it no more
0:09:23 > 0:09:26# I can't stand it Don't play it no more
0:09:26 > 0:09:28# No more!
0:09:28 > 0:09:29# Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:09:29 > 0:09:30# No more
0:09:32 > 0:09:35# Ooh-ooh-ooh Play it no more
0:09:36 > 0:09:40# Baby, baby, don't play it no more
0:09:40 > 0:09:44# Don't play it no more No more... #