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0:00:11 > 0:00:14- Ladies and gentlemen, - please welcome tonight's MC...
0:00:15 > 0:00:17- ..Dan Thomas.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- We have a very special comedian - for you next.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- Each week he puts his column - in the South Wales Evening Post.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- That's why he's been banned - from every newsagent's in Ammanford!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Please welcome Phil Evans.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45- Don't stop, don't stop!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- That's a nice surprise.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Thank you, thank you. - Join in now, force yourself!
0:00:52 > 0:00:58- This looks more like a seance - than a comedy night, doesn't it?
0:00:58 > 0:01:04- Are you having a good night because - I'm not having a good day at all.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09- You know you're having a bad day - when you get up in the morning...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- ..still half asleep...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- ..and pour - your wife's urine sample...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- ..over your cornflakes...
0:01:18 > 0:01:23- ..and only realize - after the first mouthful.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- I almost couldn't finish the bowl.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Still, better than skimmed.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33- I bought a toaster recently.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- It only worked on two settings.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Carbon and cremated.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- So I took it back to the shop. - The girl wanted the receipt.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- I said I've thrown the receipt - away so she called for the manager.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- The manager came over and said...
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- ..he couldn't see - anything wrong with the toaster.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Well, the shop was full of smoke.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- I reverted to - the old-fashioned method...
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- ..by placing bread - under the grill...
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- ..and waiting - for the smoke alarm to go off.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- What's worse is when - a bad night follows a bad day.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- I had a bad night recently - at the cinema.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- It started when I bought a ticket. - How much?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Christ Almighty!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29- Join in, join in.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- I wanted to watch a film - not bloody make one.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I ran to the seat quickly...
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- ..hoping the film'd start - before the bailiffs found me.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- I checked the small print - on the ticket.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- I didn't want to fall behind - with the repayments.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- I lost weight for this gig.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- I lost weight to look good...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- ..in front of you.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Know what? - I've had enough of you already.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- I decided to join the gym.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Honestly, I decided to join a gym.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- It was 40 a month - to join the gym...
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- ..and fair play, it worked, - I was already sweating.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- I can wait, I can wait!
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- I got on the crosstrainer, fell off - and bumped my head straightaway.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- When I woke up - I had a Northwalian accent.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Apparently, that's how - all gogs get their accent.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- This gym was packed with machines - - there were over 100 machines.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- The only one I recognised - was the vending machine.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- So I put my money in, - and pressed a button.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Coffee, cream, sugar.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Coffee came out of one tube...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- ..cream came out of the other...
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- ..but no sign of a cup.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- It went down the drain - and turned off.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- That's what you call - real automation.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- The machine drank it for me too.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- I didn't use the condom machine.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- You know you're having a bad day - when you get up in the morning...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- ..and notice that the woman - you pulled the night before...
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- ..has an Adam's apple.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Bigger than your own.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- The night before - we made romantic smalltalk...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- ..and I remember saying to her...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- .."That's big clitoris - you've got there."
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- You've been great. - Thanks for coming. Goodnight.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Here we are, - at the Richard Burton Theatre.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- He was an actor and filmstar...
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- ..and the next act once made a pass - at film star Charlize Theron.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Sure that worked out great.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Please welcome Mr Theron, - or as we know him...
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- ..Gary Slaymaker.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Hello, everyone, how are you?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- Fine!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Fine!- - Ooh, lively! Well done.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Sorry about this. I look like - an unemployed snooker player.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- I've a story to tell you tonight.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Two years ago...
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- ..Mam was on a Cymdeithas yr Iaith - protest in Carmarthen.
0:06:01 > 0:06:07- If you're lucky, you can find a copy - of Wales on Sunday from June 2014...
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- ..and you'll see - a photo of her on page seven.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- She's the one in the blue cardigan - sticking up two fingers...
0:06:14 > 0:06:19- ..while a WPC wrestles a Molotov - cocktail out of her other hand.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Well, if you're going to do it, - do it right!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- If you're really lucky, you - can find a clip of her on YouTube...
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- ..being dragged into a police van...
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- ..after kicking a sergeant in the - nuts whilst calling him a fat twat.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- I've never been so proud of her - in all my life!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- In the same week I won a 10 bet.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- She was convinced I'd be the - first of the family to be arrested.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Apart from Uncle Rolf, - but we don't talk about him.
0:06:52 > 0:06:58- It was a lovely shock for me to - find out Mam was such a nationalist.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Personally, I had no interest. I had - no interest in politics for years.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10- Anything those clowns in the - Assembly or House of Commons do...
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- ..have no bearing on my life - - well, not yet!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- Also, there was a time when I spent - five minutes with Carwyn Jones.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24- Afterwards, I didn't know whether to - phone the Labour Party or Dignitas.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- As I've discovered over the years...
0:07:29 > 0:07:35- ..some people in Wales believe I'm - a member of a revolutionary party.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- When I do nights like this - and go out filming across Wales...
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- ..people always come and say hello, - but a small percentage...
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- ..of middle-aged men, generally, - come over for a chat...
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- ..and their voices descend an octave - as they look around...
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- ..before leaning in and whispering, - "Of course, you're one of us."
0:07:56 > 0:08:01- The first few times it happened - I didn't know what they meant.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- A Methodist? - A Gorsedd member? A twat?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- But I've since found out - what they mean.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11- These men think I'm a member - of the FWA, the Free Wales Army.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- As I explained - to my non-Welsh friend...
0:08:13 > 0:08:19- ..the Free Wales Army are - like the comedy branch of the IRA.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24- Imagine Dad's Army in balaclavas - and you've got it.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30- For a while I puzzled why people - thought I was a member of the FWA.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- But I worked it out.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Julian Cayo Evans, - who formed the Free Wales Army...
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- ..came from my birthplace, Lampeter, - and I'd bump into him in town.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- He was quite a character, - to say the least.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- He had a striking appearance.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- I'd say he was a mix of Zorro, Elvis - and the actor, Leslie Phillips.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Independence? Oh, I say! Ding-dong!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- The other possible connection...
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- ..is when I had a pint at a pub - in Llanelli with Dennis Coslett.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09- He was the second-in-command - and the rest of the army.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- So people have made that connection.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- I'm pleased people think - I'm a member of the FWA...
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- ..because it gives me street cred - that I lacked up till then.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- It also makes me dangerous.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Anyone who's seen me riding my bike - drunk already knows I'm dangerous!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Back in the '60s and '70s, - the way people protested...
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- ..was to climb - television masts in Wales.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- The only reason - you'd climb one today...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- ..is to stop all the shit - that's being broadcast.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- But I still believe that TV is - the way to achieve independence.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- More specifically, - television plot spoilers.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Plot spoilers for Game of Thrones.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- It's arguably the most popular show - on the face of the earth.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Before the next series begins...
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- ..the evening before - the first episode is aired...
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- ..we should post the plot - on Facebook and Twitter...
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- ..before it's televised.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- The government - would be straight on the phone.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- "If you could not tell us - what happens to Jaime Lannister...
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- "..then we'll - discuss independence with you."
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- What do you mean, discuss?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- "Obviously there are pros and cons."
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- In that case, - he dies in episode six.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- We'd be independent - within a month...
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- ..without a bullet being fired - and without bloodshed.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Pity!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- But to get back to the point, I've - never said I'm a member of the FWA.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- I've never denied - being a member either.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- It's not as if I walk around - in camouflage all day...
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- ..though no-one would see me!
0:10:57 > 0:11:02- And it's not as if I've a big tattoo - of the white eagle on my arm.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- But it's definitely had an impact.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- The fact people think I'm a member - of the FWA has had an impact on me.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- The best example of this - was when I was at a pub in Llandaff.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- A gang of friends - had all gone out for the night...
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- ..and friends of friends - came to join us later.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Among them were two - staunch Englishmen - two Cockneys.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- They spent the entire time pulling - our legs and taking the piss.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- All the old stereotypes...
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- ..until I answered their question - which made them scamper.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- One of them said...
0:11:42 > 0:11:47- .."Tell me now, Slaymaker, - would you die for your country?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- "Eh? - Would you die for your country?"
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- I looked into his eyes and said, - "No. No. But I'd kill for it."
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Thank you for listening. Goodnight.
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0:12:12 > 0:12:12- *
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Ladies and gentlemen...
0:12:14 > 0:12:19- ..please welcome back your MC - for the evening, Dan Thomas.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Welcome - to the Richard Burton Theatre.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- An experiment conducted in 1982...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- ..resulted in the opening...
0:12:37 > 0:12:42- ..of a Welsh-medium secondary school - in Cardiff - Ysgol Gyfun Glantaf.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Like every experiment, there were - a few unfortunate side effects.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- I'm pleased to say one of - those side effects is here tonight.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Please give a warm welcome - to Daniel Glyn.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Thank you very much. - Hello, everyone!
0:13:15 > 0:13:16- Hello!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- It's a privilege and an honour being - here at the Richard Burton Theatre.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- It's been named after - one of Wales' most famous actors.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- I don't know which one - but it's nice to be here.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- My daughter won the Richard Burton - Award at the Eisteddfod...
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- ..which is amazing - because she looks fuck all like him.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- I'm still cringing - over what happened a few months ago.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- I had one of those really - erotic dreams about someone I knew.
0:13:48 > 0:13:53- And then you see them the following - day and can't look them in the eye.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- It was the worst Mothers' Day - I've ever experienced.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- Talking of romance, I've been - married now for almost 20 years.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- My wife and I - want to keep things fresh...
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- ..so once a week we have date night.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- Yes, date night. Mine on a Monday - and hers on a Wednesday.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20- I tend to stay at home, to be - honest. I'll be fine, I'll be fine.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- It's important to make an effort.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- I'm glad I'm married because dating - these days is very difficult.
0:14:28 > 0:14:33- It's all about Tinder, isn't it? - Who here is on Tinder?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Whoop!
0:14:35 > 0:14:36- Whoop!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- This dating app, - Tinder, Tinder, Tinder.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- I don't have time for apps. - I do too much on my phone as it is.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- I check my emails, send texts, - Instagram, Facebook...
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- ..I show the kids Netflix, - all while I'm driving.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- It's not going to work.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- But I watch these youngsters - on Tinder and they're like this.
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- That's not romantic. They're - not even using the right finger.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- That's divided the audience!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- Welcome to Noson Lawen!
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- If I ever fancied a girl, she - just wanted to be friends with me.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- That's what's known as friendzoned.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- But if you're Welsh - you can't get friendzoned.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26- A girl just says, "I don't want to - date you, you're like a brother."
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- That's alright.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- "I just see you as a father figure." - Yeah, that's fine.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- I start to scare her. - "I want Mam." That's the spirit.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Sorry, I know that's very childish.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- I am childish by nature. - I used to present kids' programmes.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Two years ago at 45 - I had a midlife crisis.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- My midlife crisis - was to get an office job.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Honestly. I got myself a real job.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- I'd never had a real job before.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- I checked an app for Welsh jobs.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- You had to speak Welsh - to do these jobs.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- So I checked it out and saw - this top Welsh Government level job.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- They needed a Welsh speaker.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- I thought, there's no way I'll - get it but it'll be good practice.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- I learnt a lot. It was very - civilized and we spoke in English.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Hello, hello. Yes, yes, yes. - Chat, chat, chat.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- I came from there - thinking it'd gone alright...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- ..but I didn't think I'd get it.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Three hours later they phoned me - to say, "You've got the job."
0:16:36 > 0:16:40- I was there going, - "Right, OK. Really?"
0:16:40 > 0:16:44- There must've been one thing I said - that convinced them.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- And there was. Lies.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- "It says here you have contacts - in the Welsh media."
0:16:53 > 0:16:58- Yes, I do. Martyn Geraint, - Chris Tywydd and Rapsgaliwn, yes.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- "All fine journalists, I'm sure." - Yes, they're great.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- So I got the job and I was awful.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- I shouldn't have been there. - They called me in.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- "We've noticed you're not - taking this job seriously at all.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- "You promise stuff - but never follow up on it.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- "You've antagonised - every single member of staff...
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- "..but it's your fist day, - we'll see how it goes tomorrow."
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- I got into trouble. - "Have you read the Western Mail?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- "I don't read that shit."
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- "Isn't that your job?" - "Oh, yes, of course."
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- I hadn't taken much notice - of the news before...
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- ..but I noticed something recently.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- No-one claims Rolf Harris - is Welsh any more.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Have you noticed?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- "Rolf Harris, Caerphilly boy. - Welsh boy, speaks Welsh."
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Now it's, - "That Australian pig. Yuck!"
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- He claims he's Welsh - but Rolf only has one F.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- That spells Rolve. - It should be double F.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Rolf, the bloody Englishman!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- I was invited onto Radio Wales - with this job.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- The people - at Radio Wales are nice...
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- ..but they - take themselves very seriously.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- You're not just a journalist - on Radio Wales...
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- ..you're a broadcast journalist.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- "I'm a journalist who broadcasts."
0:18:29 > 0:18:31- They like abbreviations in the BBC.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- "I'm not a broadcast journalist, - I'm a BJ."
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- They phoned me up - - "When you come to Radio Wales...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- "..there'll be - a BJ waiting for you in reception.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- "His name's Jamie."
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- You're lucky to get a biscuit - with Radio Cymru!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Well, well, well!
0:18:56 > 0:19:01- So that's where I was - - I was in the wrong job.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- They were obsessed - with collecting contacts.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- "We've got this system - called salesforce.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- "Once you meet someone, you're in - contact with that person forever...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- "..no matter where you move to."
0:19:14 > 0:19:19- I said, "We've had that in Wales - for years. It's called Llangrannog."
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Then I did translations for them...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- ..and stuff would be sent back.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- I didn't realize - that in a proper job...
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- ..you can't be sacked - for being shit.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- What they do is career development.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- They said, - "Your translation's a problem."
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- They said, "Do you know - what Cymdeithas Y Cyfieithwyr is?"
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- I was like, - oh, shit the game's up now.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- They sent me to the exam. They said, - "Phone them, book yourself on it."
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- I knew I was in trouble - because I phoned up and said...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- .."I want to do - the translating exam.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- "You mean the translation exam?" - That's the one.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00- I sat the exam.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- I said, "Please don't post it - to work, post it to me."
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- But they sent the results to work - because work had paid for it.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- They were fuming with me - on the Monday.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- I turned up. "Look at this.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- "Your Welsh translation - is the worst they've ever seen.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22- "They claim your Welsh translation - is 50% English words."
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- I said, - "Well, you did ask for bilingual."
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- "But not at the same time.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- "It says you're supposed to use - these mutations...
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- "..and they say you've a very - cavalier attitude to the process."
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- I said, "Let me have a look.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- "This is a very archaic form - of Welsh they want here.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51- "It's what they call Correct - Cymraeg. It's very old fashioned.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- "These mutations are very much - an optional extra, to be honest.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- "Very much a lifestyle choice."
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- So I left the job and decided - to concentrate on the children.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- My children go to a Welsh school.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- My children go to a Welsh school.- - Whoo!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- But I speak English to them.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Come on, it's hardly Josef Fritzl, - is it? Come on!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- I'll explain - why I speak English to them.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23- Many non-Welsh-speaking parents send - their children to Welsh schools.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28- They've thought it through for four - years and then the homework arrives.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- "It's all in bloody Welsh." - They think it's rude.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33- They get upset.
0:21:33 > 0:21:38- "Thing is, if it's in Welsh, I can't - help them with their homework."
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- I'm like, "Why are you complaining?"
0:21:41 > 0:21:46- My kids just think - I can't actually speak Welsh.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48- "Dad, I have to write - an essay on Tryweryn."
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- "Don't know - what you're talking about.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55- "Don't speak that bibbly-bobbly, - love. Don't know it, no."
0:21:57 > 0:22:02- Fostering the Welsh language - in our young is crucially important.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Thank goodness for the Cyw channel.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Are you fans of Cyw? - It's incredible.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Hooray for Cyw.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- To attract non-Welsh-speakers, Cyw - will be available in English on S4C.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- But they've already messed it up.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24- They had a live event and the crew - started singing # Hooray Fuh-Cyw #
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- You've been lovely. - Thank you very much.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Goodnight.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.
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