0:00:15 > 0:00:18Howdy, partners. And welcome to Top Of The Pops.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21This is my first Top Of The Pops in 14 years,
0:00:21 > 0:00:22but it's consistency that counts,
0:00:22 > 0:00:23so you can watch for me again
0:00:23 > 0:00:27in 1996, and in case you're thinking to yourselves, "Who is that twerp?",
0:00:27 > 0:00:30I'm the bloke who comes on the radio late at night,
0:00:30 > 0:00:32plays you records by lots of sulky Belgians.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35These people are not Belgian. Theatre Of Hate.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52# The yellow sun was setting in tombstone
0:00:52 > 0:00:56# The citizens were gone but not to their homes
0:00:56 > 0:01:00# By a freak a coin in the piano made it play
0:01:00 > 0:01:04# But only the wind and the dust heard it say
0:01:04 > 0:01:11# Do you believe in the Westworld?
0:01:12 > 0:01:20# Do you believe in the Westworld?
0:01:25 > 0:01:33# Ahhhhh
0:01:33 > 0:01:37# Ahhh, ah-ah-ah-ah
0:01:37 > 0:01:38# Ah-ah-ah-ah
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Oh-ah
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Oh-ah-oh-oh
0:01:51 > 0:01:55# From the south on a wind in walked a cowboy
0:01:55 > 0:01:59# The saloon was dry but his guns were well oiled
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# Somehow he remembered when he kissed his wife
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# And when he said goodbye
0:02:03 > 0:02:07# But that was before the circus with the bear arrived
0:02:07 > 0:02:11# Oh, the bear it roared as the gun was fired
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# Then the cowboy turned the gun on himself as he sang, "No-one's alive"
0:02:15 > 0:02:21# Do you believe in the Westworld?
0:02:23 > 0:02:31# Do you believe in the Westworld?
0:02:37 > 0:02:43# Ahhhhh
0:02:43 > 0:02:48# Ahhh, ah-ah-ah-ah
0:02:48 > 0:02:50# Ah-ah-ah-ah
0:02:50 > 0:02:51# Oh-ah
0:02:51 > 0:02:53# Oh-ah-oh-oh
0:02:53 > 0:03:00# Oh
0:03:00 > 0:03:05# Oh
0:03:05 > 0:03:12# Oh-ah-oh-oh... #
0:03:26 > 0:03:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I've been giving some thought to getting my hair done like his.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36That's Theatre Of Hate, Do You Believe In The Westworld?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40DO you believe in the Westworld? Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05# If Joan of Arc
0:04:05 > 0:04:08# Had a heart
0:04:08 > 0:04:15# Would she give it as a gift
0:04:15 > 0:04:18# To such as me
0:04:18 > 0:04:21# Who longs to see
0:04:21 > 0:04:27# How an angel ought to be
0:04:54 > 0:04:57# Her dream's to give
0:04:57 > 0:05:00# Her heart away
0:05:00 > 0:05:07# Like an orphan on a wave
0:05:07 > 0:05:11# She cared so much
0:05:11 > 0:05:14# She offered up
0:05:14 > 0:05:20# Her body to the grave... #
0:06:30 > 0:06:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:35 > 0:06:39That's Maid Of Orleans. Maid Of Orleans.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Liverpool boys and now some rock'n'roll for you from The Jets.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:54 > 0:06:57# There's been a lot of talk about the game of love
0:06:59 > 0:07:01# It's what everybody everywhere is thinking of
0:07:03 > 0:07:06# The love bug's as busy as-a he can be
0:07:08 > 0:07:11# And I got a funny feeling that he just bit me
0:07:13 > 0:07:18# Cos love makes the world go round and around
0:07:18 > 0:07:23# Love makes the world go round
0:07:23 > 0:07:28# Your pulse will beat and your heart will pound
0:07:28 > 0:07:33# Cos love makes the world go round
0:07:33 > 0:07:36# I met a little guy about-a four feet small
0:07:36 > 0:07:37# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# Who fell in love with Annie who was eight feet tall
0:07:40 > 0:07:42# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:07:42 > 0:07:45# Every time I see 'em coming down the street
0:07:45 > 0:07:47# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:07:47 > 0:07:50# I know true lovin' just can't be beat
0:07:50 > 0:07:52# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:07:52 > 0:07:57# Cos love makes the world go round and around
0:07:57 > 0:08:02# Love makes the world go round
0:08:02 > 0:08:06# Your pulse will beat and your heart will pound
0:08:06 > 0:08:10# Cos love makes the world go round
0:08:31 > 0:08:34# A goose got loose at the county fair
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:08:36 > 0:08:38# They looked high and low but she wasn't there
0:08:38 > 0:08:41# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# Up jumped a guy saying, "Leave her alone"
0:08:43 > 0:08:45# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:08:45 > 0:08:48# A-when she misses old dad she'll come back home
0:08:48 > 0:08:50# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:08:50 > 0:08:55# Cos love makes the world go round
0:08:55 > 0:08:58# No matter what you do or where you go
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:09:00 > 0:09:03# You get kinda lonely when the lights are low
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:09:05 > 0:09:08# Everybody's gotta have a love that's true
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# And I just gotta have you, you, you
0:09:12 > 0:09:14# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah
0:09:14 > 0:09:20# Cos love makes the world go round and around
0:09:20 > 0:09:24# Love makes the world go round
0:09:24 > 0:09:29# Your pulse will beat and your heart will pound
0:09:29 > 0:09:32# Cos love makes the world go
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# Love makes the world go
0:09:34 > 0:09:39# Love makes the world go round
0:09:39 > 0:09:41# Yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah... #
0:09:41 > 0:09:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Love Makes The World Go Round, an interesting philosophy
0:09:48 > 0:09:49and those were The Jets.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Three brothers, I'm advised
0:09:51 > 0:09:53and I see no reason to disbelieve that. Now, Soft Cell.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Last time I saw them, a rather squalid gig in Leeds,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57now on Top Of The Pops.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:01 > 0:10:02# Standin' in the door
0:10:02 > 0:10:05# Of the Pink Flamingo
0:10:05 > 0:10:07# Crying in the rain
0:10:10 > 0:10:14# It was a kind of so-so love
0:10:14 > 0:10:16# And I'm gonna make sure
0:10:16 > 0:10:19# It never happens again
0:10:19 > 0:10:23# You and I, it had to be
0:10:23 > 0:10:27# The standing joke of the year
0:10:29 > 0:10:31# You were a sleep around
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# A lost and found
0:10:33 > 0:10:37# And not for me I fear
0:10:41 > 0:10:45# Wo-wo, oh, oh
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# I tried to make it work
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# You in a cocktail skirt
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# And me in a suit
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Well, it just wasn't me
0:10:57 > 0:10:59# You're used to wearing less
0:10:59 > 0:11:01# And now your life's a mess
0:11:01 > 0:11:05# So insecure you seem
0:11:06 > 0:11:08# I put up with all the scenes
0:11:08 > 0:11:10# And this is one scene
0:11:10 > 0:11:14# That's going to be played my way
0:11:15 > 0:11:19# Take your hands
0:11:19 > 0:11:25# Off me
0:11:25 > 0:11:28# I don't belong
0:11:28 > 0:11:33# To you, you see
0:11:34 > 0:11:40# Take a look at my face
0:11:40 > 0:11:44# For the last time
0:11:44 > 0:11:46# I never knew you
0:11:46 > 0:11:48# You never knew me
0:11:48 > 0:11:53# Say hello, goodbye
0:11:54 > 0:11:59# Say hello, wave goodbye
0:12:02 > 0:12:04# Under the deep, red light
0:12:04 > 0:12:07# I can see the make-up
0:12:07 > 0:12:09# Sliding down
0:12:12 > 0:12:16# Hey, little girl, you will always make up
0:12:16 > 0:12:21# So take off that unbecoming frown
0:12:21 > 0:12:25# What about me, well, I'll find someone
0:12:25 > 0:12:29# That's not going cheap in the sales
0:12:30 > 0:12:32# A nice little housewife
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Who'll give me a steady life
0:12:35 > 0:12:40# And won't keep going off the rails
0:12:40 > 0:12:48# Take your hands off me
0:12:49 > 0:12:52# I don't belong
0:12:52 > 0:12:57# To you, you see
0:12:58 > 0:13:05# Take a look at my face
0:13:05 > 0:13:08# For the last time
0:13:08 > 0:13:10# I never knew you
0:13:10 > 0:13:12# You never knew me
0:13:12 > 0:13:17# Say hello, goodbye
0:13:18 > 0:13:23# Say hello, wave goodbye
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# We've been involved for
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# Quite a while now
0:13:31 > 0:13:35# And to keep you secret has been hell
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# We're strangers meeting
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# For the first time, OK?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44# Just smile and say, "Hello"... #
0:13:44 > 0:13:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:48 > 0:13:51So, and I bought a new tie just for this, I hope you like it.
0:13:51 > 0:13:5312 quid, it cost me. And now, because I like the cut of your jib,
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I think I'll give you a quick run-through on the album charts.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Something Special - Kool & The Gang.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Queen's Greatest Hits. See if you can guess who that's by.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08The Friends Of Mr Cairo - Jon And Vangelis.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Modern Dance - Various artists. Same again, eh?
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Dead Ringer from Meatloaf.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Four by Foreigner. A bit confusing, that.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Architecture & Morality - Orchestral Manoeuvres.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Pearls from Elkie Brooks.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Still at number two, The Human League and Dare.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33And still clinging on to number one, Love Songs - Barbra Streisand.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Now those lovable moptops from Swindon, XTC.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:44 > 0:14:47# Hey, hey, the clouds are whey
0:14:47 > 0:14:49# There's straw for the donkeys
0:14:49 > 0:14:54# And the innocents can all sleep safely
0:14:54 > 0:14:58# All sleep safely
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# My, my, sun is pie
0:15:02 > 0:15:04# There's fodder for the cannons
0:15:04 > 0:15:09# And the guilty ones can all sleep safely
0:15:09 > 0:15:12# All sleep safely
0:15:14 > 0:15:17# And all the world is football-shaped
0:15:17 > 0:15:21# It's just for me to kick in space
0:15:21 > 0:15:25# And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste
0:15:25 > 0:15:29# And I've got one, two, three, four, five
0:15:29 > 0:15:33# Senses working overtime
0:15:33 > 0:15:36# Trying to take this all in
0:15:36 > 0:15:40# I've got one, two, three, four, five
0:15:40 > 0:15:44# Senses working overtime
0:15:44 > 0:15:48# Trying to taste the difference 'tween a lemon and a lime
0:15:48 > 0:15:55# Pain and pleasure, and the church bells softly chime
0:16:02 > 0:16:05# Hey, hey, night fights day
0:16:05 > 0:16:06# There's food for the thinkers
0:16:06 > 0:16:11# And the innocents can all live slowly
0:16:11 > 0:16:15# All live slowly
0:16:16 > 0:16:20# My, my, the sky will cry
0:16:20 > 0:16:21# Jewels for the thirsty
0:16:21 > 0:16:26# And the guilty ones can all die slowly
0:16:26 > 0:16:31# All die slowly
0:16:31 > 0:16:35# And all the world is biscuit-shaped
0:16:35 > 0:16:39# It's just for me to feed my face
0:16:39 > 0:16:42# And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste
0:16:42 > 0:16:46# And I've got one, two, three, four, five
0:16:46 > 0:16:51# Senses working overtime
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# Trying to take this all in
0:16:54 > 0:16:57# I've got one, two, three, four, five
0:16:57 > 0:17:02# Senses working overtime
0:17:02 > 0:17:06# Trying to taste the difference 'tween a lemon and a lime
0:17:06 > 0:17:12# Pain and pleasure, and the church bells softly chime
0:17:19 > 0:17:24# And birds might fall from black skies
0:17:24 > 0:17:27# Whoo-whoo
0:17:27 > 0:17:31# And bullies might give you black eyes
0:17:31 > 0:17:34# Whoo-whoo
0:17:34 > 0:17:41# But to me they're very, very beautiful... #
0:17:41 > 0:17:45England's glory.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49# Beautiful... #
0:17:50 > 0:17:51A striking beauty.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03# And all the world is football-shaped
0:18:03 > 0:18:07# It's just for me to kick in space
0:18:07 > 0:18:11# And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste
0:18:11 > 0:18:14# And I've got one, two, three, four, five
0:18:14 > 0:18:17# Senses working... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Senses Working Overtime. That's XTC.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22What a bunch of cut-ups they are, to be sure.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25And now the bottom end of the charts at dictation speed.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29One Of Us by ABBA.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33New at number 29, The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Tight Fit.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35It Must Be Love by Madness.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I Can't Go For That (No Can Do). Hall & Oates.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Ticket To The Moon from the Electric Light Orchestra.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47New at number 25, Restless by Gillan.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Yellow Pearl - Phil Lynott.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54I Want To Spend Some Time With You - Alton Edwards.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Don't You Want Me? - The Human League.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Never Give Up On A Good Thing - George Benson.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04And Zoo, and have them chuck themselves about to it.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06APPLAUSE
0:19:21 > 0:19:25# Never give up on a good thing
0:19:25 > 0:19:28# Remember what makes you happy
0:19:28 > 0:19:30# Whoa, whoa
0:19:30 > 0:19:33# Never give up on a good thing
0:19:33 > 0:19:36# If love is what you got
0:19:36 > 0:19:38# You've got a lot
0:19:38 > 0:19:39# Money's tight
0:19:39 > 0:19:41# He's workin' every night
0:19:41 > 0:19:46# It ain't easy to keep the flame alive
0:19:46 > 0:19:50# And when he finally comes home to ya
0:19:50 > 0:19:55# He's just too tired to do the things you want to
0:19:55 > 0:19:59# You can't help but wonder to yourself
0:19:59 > 0:20:03# How would it be with someone else?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# Just keep in mind
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# Every storm ends in time
0:20:07 > 0:20:12# Love is forever Stay together
0:20:12 > 0:20:13# Stay together
0:20:13 > 0:20:16# When you got something real
0:20:16 > 0:20:17# Love forever
0:20:17 > 0:20:22# That you may never feel again
0:20:22 > 0:20:26# Never give up on a good thing
0:20:26 > 0:20:29# Remember what makes you happy
0:20:29 > 0:20:30# Whoa, whoa
0:20:30 > 0:20:34# Never give up on a good thing
0:20:34 > 0:20:39- # If love is what you got - You've got a lot
0:20:39 > 0:20:42# Now you're the man You've got to understand
0:20:42 > 0:20:47# She don't mean to make a scene
0:20:47 > 0:20:52# Like you, she feels all the weight you're under
0:20:52 > 0:20:56# And when she breaks Is it any wonder?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00# I know sometimes it crosses your mind
0:21:00 > 0:21:04# To get on out and stay hard to find
0:21:04 > 0:21:06# Before you try
0:21:06 > 0:21:08# You'd better look in her eyes
0:21:08 > 0:21:12# Love is forever Stay together
0:21:12 > 0:21:15# Stay together
0:21:15 > 0:21:17# You've got something real
0:21:17 > 0:21:19# Love forever
0:21:19 > 0:21:22# That you may never feel
0:21:22 > 0:21:27# Again
0:21:27 > 0:21:29# You've got a lot
0:21:30 > 0:21:32# Stay together
0:21:38 > 0:21:40# Love forever
0:21:40 > 0:21:43# You've got something real
0:21:43 > 0:21:48# That you may never feel again
0:21:48 > 0:21:51# Never give up on a good thing... #
0:21:51 > 0:21:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:53 > 0:21:56That was Zoo giving George Benson a bit of a seeing-to.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59And now back to what we DJs call the charts.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by Soft Cell.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I Want To Be A Winner - Brown Sauce.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Don't Walk Away - The Four Tops.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I Could Be Happy - Altered Images.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19Mirror Mirror from Dollar.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22XTC - Senses Working Overtime.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26AC/DC - Let's Get It Up.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Waiting For A Girl Like You - Foreigner.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Easier Said Than Done - Shakatak.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Jon And Vangelis - I'll Find My Way Home.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39The Human League - Being Boiled.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Drowning In Berlin - Mobiles.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Get Down On It from Kool & The Gang.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Here's Christopher Cross.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51APPLAUSE
0:22:51 > 0:22:55# Once in your life you'll find her
0:22:55 > 0:22:58# Someone who turns your heart around
0:22:58 > 0:23:03# And next thing you know you're closing down the town
0:23:06 > 0:23:10# Wake up and it's still with you
0:23:10 > 0:23:13# Even though you left her away cross town
0:23:13 > 0:23:19# You're wondering to yourself, "Hey, what have I found?"
0:23:21 > 0:23:26# When you get caught between the moon and New York city
0:23:27 > 0:23:29# I know it's crazy
0:23:31 > 0:23:33# But it's true
0:23:35 > 0:23:41# If you get caught between the moon and New York city
0:23:42 > 0:23:44# The best that you can do
0:23:46 > 0:23:51# The best that you can do is fall in love
0:23:53 > 0:23:56# Arthur, he does as he pleases
0:23:56 > 0:24:00# All of his life, his master's toys
0:24:00 > 0:24:05# And deep in his heart, he's just, he's just a boy
0:24:07 > 0:24:11# Living his life one day at a time
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# He's showing himself a real good time
0:24:14 > 0:24:20# He's laughing about the way they want him to be
0:24:22 > 0:24:27# When you get caught between the moon and New York city
0:24:28 > 0:24:31# I know it's crazy
0:24:31 > 0:24:33# But it's true
0:24:36 > 0:24:42# If you get caught between the moon and New York city
0:24:43 > 0:24:45# The best that you can do
0:24:45 > 0:24:47# The best that you can do
0:24:47 > 0:24:50# The best that you can do
0:24:50 > 0:24:52# Is fall in love... #
0:24:55 > 0:24:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Cuddly or what? That's Christopher Cross,
0:25:01 > 0:25:02and now the top six records.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Maid Of Orleans - Orchestral Manoeuvres.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Dead Ringer For Love by Meat Loaf.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15The Land Of Make-Believe - Bucks Fizz.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Golden Brown by The Stranglers.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Last week's number one. Oh, Julie - Shakin' Stevens.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25And new at number one. The Model - Kraftwerk.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29APPLAUSE
0:25:29 > 0:25:32# She's a model and she's looking good
0:25:37 > 0:25:40# I'd like to take her home That's understood
0:25:44 > 0:25:46# She plays hard to get
0:25:46 > 0:25:48# She smiles from time to time
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# It only takes a camera to change her mind
0:26:15 > 0:26:18# She's going out tonight whilst drinking just champagne
0:26:23 > 0:26:27# And she has been checking nearly all the men
0:26:30 > 0:26:34# She's playing her game and you can hear them say
0:26:38 > 0:26:42# She's looking good For beauty, we will pay
0:27:48 > 0:27:52# She's posing for consumer products now and then
0:27:56 > 0:28:00# For every camera she gives the best she can
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# I saw her on the cover of a magazine
0:28:11 > 0:28:15# Now she's a big success I want to meet her again... #
0:28:30 > 0:28:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:34 > 0:28:36That's your new number one from Kraftwerk.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39It's also the end of this week's Top Of The Pops.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Tommy Vance will be doing this job next week. I'll be back in 1996.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46Going to finish with Meat Loaf and Dead Ringer For Love.
0:28:46 > 0:28:47# Every night I grab my money
0:28:47 > 0:28:48# And I go down to the bar
0:28:50 > 0:28:54# I got my buddies and a beer I got a dream, I need a car
0:28:56 > 0:28:59# You got me begging on my knees C'mon and throw the dog a bone
0:28:59 > 0:29:02# A man, he doesn't live by rock 'n roll and brew alone
0:29:02 > 0:29:04# Baby, baby
0:29:04 > 0:29:06# Rock 'n roll and brew Rock 'n roll and brew
0:29:06 > 0:29:09# They don't mean a thing When I compare 'em next to you
0:29:09 > 0:29:12# Rock 'n roll and brew Rock 'n roll and brew
0:29:12 > 0:29:15# I know that you and I, oh, we got better things to do
0:29:15 > 0:29:17# I don't know who you are or what you do
0:29:17 > 0:29:20# Or where you go when you're not around
0:29:20 > 0:29:22# I don't know anything about you, baby... #