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0:00:02 > 0:00:05THEME TUNE: "A Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin, performed by CCS

0:00:42 > 0:00:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:48 > 0:00:53MUSIC: "Dreams Are Nuthin' More Than Wishes" by David Cassidy

0:00:59 > 0:01:00It's me!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03# Dreams are nothing more than wishes

0:01:03 > 0:01:09# And a wish is just a dream you wish to come true

0:01:11 > 0:01:15# If only I could have a puppy

0:01:15 > 0:01:19# I'd call myself so very lucky

0:01:19 > 0:01:23# Just to have some company

0:01:23 > 0:01:27# Share a cup of tea with me

0:01:27 > 0:01:31# I'd take my puppy everywhere

0:01:31 > 0:01:35# Da-da da-da da, I wouldn't care

0:01:35 > 0:01:39# We would stay away from crowds

0:01:39 > 0:01:43# And signs that said "no dogs allowed", I know we

0:01:45 > 0:01:49# No, he'd never bite me Oh, no

0:01:51 > 0:01:57# We know he'd never bite me

0:01:59 > 0:02:03# If only I could have a friend

0:02:03 > 0:02:07# Stick with me until the end

0:02:07 > 0:02:11# To walk along beside the sea... # APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Whoo. Er...

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Well, there I was, mucking out the pigs

0:02:20 > 0:02:23and milking things we don't mention

0:02:23 > 0:02:26and they said, "Come on, Top Of The Pops, lad!"

0:02:26 > 0:02:29So I stuffed me straw into me back pocket

0:02:29 > 0:02:32and rushed down to London town to be with you all.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35And here, the second act on the show that you're going to lurve,

0:02:35 > 0:02:36what? What?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's the ELO!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:40 > 0:02:43MUSIC: "Raining All Over The World" by ELO

0:02:53 > 0:02:55# She cried to the southern wind

0:02:56 > 0:02:59# 'Bout a love that was sure to end

0:03:01 > 0:03:03# Every dream in my heart was gone

0:03:05 > 0:03:07# Heading for a showdown

0:03:10 > 0:03:12# Bad dreamer, what's your name?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16# Looks like we're riding on the same train

0:03:18 > 0:03:21# Looks as though there'll be more pain

0:03:22 > 0:03:24# There's gonna be a showdown

0:03:26 > 0:03:33# And it's raining all over the world

0:03:35 > 0:03:41# It's raining all over the world

0:03:41 > 0:03:45# Tonight, the longest night

0:03:52 > 0:03:55# She came to me like a friend

0:03:56 > 0:03:59# She blew in on a southern wind

0:04:00 > 0:04:03# Now my heart has turned to stone again

0:04:03 > 0:04:07# It's gonna be a showdown

0:04:09 > 0:04:12# Save me

0:04:13 > 0:04:17# O-oh, save me

0:04:17 > 0:04:20# It's unreal the suffering

0:04:20 > 0:04:24# It's gonna be a showdown

0:04:26 > 0:04:32# And it's raining all over the world

0:04:35 > 0:04:41# Raining all over the world

0:04:41 > 0:04:45# Tonight, the longest night

0:05:08 > 0:05:10WOMEN'S VOICES: # Raining, raining

0:05:15 > 0:05:17# Raining, raining

0:05:24 > 0:05:32# Raining all over the world

0:05:33 > 0:05:40# Raining all over the world

0:05:40 > 0:05:44# The longest night

0:05:45 > 0:05:52# And it's been raining all over the world

0:05:54 > 0:06:00# Raining all over the world

0:06:00 > 0:06:04# Tonight, the longest night

0:06:09 > 0:06:12# You gotta save me, girl

0:06:13 > 0:06:17# When I'm ready to save

0:06:18 > 0:06:20# Oh, I'm a fool for you

0:06:22 > 0:06:28# You know I need you... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- LONDON ACCENT:- Hello, darlin'. What you doing after the show?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35I mean we've got a rave going on in the pigsty, if you fancy.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- NORMAL ACCENT:- Oh, sorry! Um, yes, that was Raining All Over The World

0:06:38 > 0:06:41by... And now we have ELO.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44And that was... And now we have Elton John with his latest big hit,

0:06:44 > 0:06:47er, Goodbye Yellow Rose Of Kentucky!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:50 > 0:06:53MUSIC: "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John

0:06:54 > 0:06:57# When are you going to come down?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01# When are you going to land?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04# I should have stayed on the farm

0:07:04 > 0:07:09# Should have listened to my old man

0:07:09 > 0:07:13# You know you can't hold me for ever

0:07:13 > 0:07:17# I didn't sign up for you

0:07:17 > 0:07:21# I'm not a present for your friends to open

0:07:21 > 0:07:24# This boy's too young to be singing

0:07:24 > 0:07:29# The blues

0:07:29 > 0:07:32# Ah aa-ah aa-ah

0:07:32 > 0:07:36# Ah aa-ah

0:07:36 > 0:07:40# So goodbye yellow brick road

0:07:40 > 0:07:44# Where the dogs of society howl

0:07:44 > 0:07:48# You can't plant me in your penthouse

0:07:48 > 0:07:51# I'm going back to my plough

0:07:51 > 0:07:56# Back to the howling old owl in the woods

0:07:56 > 0:07:59# Hunting the horny-back toad

0:08:01 > 0:08:05# Oh, I've finally decided my future lies

0:08:05 > 0:08:11# Beyond the yellow brick ro-o-oad

0:08:11 > 0:08:15# Oh o-oh o-oh

0:08:15 > 0:08:19# O-o-oh

0:08:19 > 0:08:22# O-oh

0:08:23 > 0:08:26# What do you think you'll do then?

0:08:26 > 0:08:30# I'll bet that'll shoot down your plane

0:08:31 > 0:08:35# It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics

0:08:35 > 0:08:38# To set you on your feet again

0:08:39 > 0:08:42# Maybe you'll get a replacement

0:08:42 > 0:08:46# There's plenty like me to be found

0:08:47 > 0:08:51# Mongrels who ain't got a penny

0:08:51 > 0:08:53# Sniffing for titbits like you

0:08:53 > 0:08:59# On the gro-ou-ound

0:08:59 > 0:09:02# Oh o-oh o-oh

0:09:02 > 0:09:05# Oh o-oh... # APPLAUSE

0:09:05 > 0:09:07You can tell I work for the BBC -

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I can't have my bridge-work done.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I mean Tony Blackburn gets fresh sets of teeth every day, but me?

0:09:13 > 0:09:14MOCK SOB

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Anyway, it's pin-back-your-lugholes time for Status Quo.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19APPLAUSE

0:09:19 > 0:09:23MUSIC: "Caroline" by Status Quo

0:10:03 > 0:10:05# If you want to turn me on to

0:10:05 > 0:10:09# Oh, anything you really want to

0:10:09 > 0:10:13# Turn me on to your love, your love

0:10:15 > 0:10:18# If the night-time is the right time

0:10:18 > 0:10:21# Oh, any time of yours is my time

0:10:21 > 0:10:26# We can find time for love sweet love

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- BOTH:- # Come on, sweet Caroline

0:10:31 > 0:10:34# You're my sweet Caroline

0:10:34 > 0:10:36# You know I want to take you

0:10:36 > 0:10:38# I really got to make you

0:10:38 > 0:10:40# Come on, sweet Caroline

0:10:40 > 0:10:44# Take my hand together we can rock'n'roll

0:10:47 > 0:10:49# When I'm thinking of you sleeping

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# I'm at home alone and weeping

0:10:52 > 0:10:57# Are you keeping your love sweet love?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02# Do you still care when I'm not there?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05# And do you really wish I was there?

0:11:05 > 0:11:09# Can I come in for love, sweet love?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15# Come on, sweet Caroline

0:11:15 > 0:11:18# You're my sweet Caroline

0:11:18 > 0:11:20# You know I want to take you

0:11:20 > 0:11:21# I really got to make you

0:11:21 > 0:11:24# Come on, sweet Caroline

0:11:24 > 0:11:29# Take my hand together we can rock'n'roll

0:11:56 > 0:11:59# If you want to turn me on to

0:11:59 > 0:12:01# Oh, anything you really want to

0:12:01 > 0:12:06# Turn me on to your love sweet love

0:12:08 > 0:12:11# Come on, sweet Caroline

0:12:11 > 0:12:14# You're my sweet Caroline

0:12:14 > 0:12:16# You know I want to take you

0:12:16 > 0:12:18# I really got to make you

0:12:18 > 0:12:21# Come on, sweet Caroline

0:12:21 > 0:12:25# Take my hand together we can rock'n'roll. #

0:12:49 > 0:12:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Fantastic.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- YOKEL VOICE:- Eeh, that were Sweet Caroline at number nine.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02- NORMAL VOICE:- See this massive thing? This is BBC camera one.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05And it's through this obelisk that we're going to see now,

0:13:05 > 0:13:10Pan's People dancing to Detroit Spinners!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12APPLAUSE

0:13:12 > 0:13:14MUSIC: "Ghetto Child" by Detroit Spinners

0:13:27 > 0:13:31MALE VOICE: # When I was 17 I ran away from home

0:13:31 > 0:13:36# And from everything I had ever known

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- NEW MALE VOICE:- # I was sick and tired living in a town

0:13:40 > 0:13:45# Filled with narrow minds and hate

0:13:47 > 0:13:51# They used to laugh at me their children called me names

0:13:51 > 0:13:55# I would run and hide feeling so ashamed

0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Just for being born

0:13:58 > 0:14:00# I was just a boy

0:14:00 > 0:14:06# Punished for a crime that was not mine

0:14:06 > 0:14:14- ENTIRE BAND:- # Life ain't so easy when you're a ghetto child

0:14:14 > 0:14:16# Oh, baby

0:14:16 > 0:14:23# Life ain't so easy when you're a ghetto child

0:14:23 > 0:14:28# No-one tried to understand

0:14:28 > 0:14:34# Papa did the best a man could do

0:14:40 > 0:14:44# A child's reality is paid for by his folks

0:14:44 > 0:14:49# Fancy fairy tales are born and sold by those

0:14:49 > 0:14:53# Who can well afford Time to make believe

0:14:53 > 0:14:57# Childhood dreams can still come true

0:14:57 > 0:14:59# Uh huh huh huh

0:14:59 > 0:15:04# So I've been wandering travelling all around

0:15:04 > 0:15:08# Guess it ain't my style to live in just one town

0:15:08 > 0:15:12# Still I'll never know why a child is blamed

0:15:12 > 0:15:19# Ridiculed and shamed We're all the same

0:15:19 > 0:15:26# Life ain't so easy when you're a ghetto child

0:15:26 > 0:15:29# Oh, baby

0:15:29 > 0:15:34# Life ain't so easy when you're a ghetto child

0:15:34 > 0:15:36# Life ain't so easy...

0:15:36 > 0:15:38# Yea-ea-eah

0:15:38 > 0:15:41# ..when you're a ghetto child... #

0:15:41 > 0:15:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:45 > 0:15:50SQUELCHY MWAH!

0:15:50 > 0:15:57Ooh, cheese and onion. Mmm... And now it's new release time!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05And what a new release we have for you, ladies and gentlemen!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07He's come all the way from his dressing room

0:16:07 > 0:16:08to sing this one at you!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12It's Love Is All by Engelbert 'Umperdink!

0:16:12 > 0:16:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:26 > 0:16:28# Yesterday

0:16:30 > 0:16:34# I knew the games to play

0:16:36 > 0:16:40# I thought I knew the way

0:16:42 > 0:16:45# Love was meant to be

0:16:48 > 0:16:52# And now there's you

0:16:54 > 0:16:59# My foolish games are through

0:17:01 > 0:17:04# Now at last, I have found

0:17:04 > 0:17:12# Just what makes this whole world turn around

0:17:14 > 0:17:22# Love is all I have to give

0:17:26 > 0:17:35# Love is all as long as I shall live

0:17:37 > 0:17:43# So take it all

0:17:43 > 0:17:50# And I'll always be there when you call my name

0:17:50 > 0:17:58# I know now that love is all

0:18:02 > 0:18:04# Every night

0:18:07 > 0:18:12# I long to hold you tight

0:18:13 > 0:18:23# Until the morning light shines in your eyes

0:18:24 > 0:18:28# So love me now

0:18:30 > 0:18:35# We'll get along somehow

0:18:37 > 0:18:41# Won't you, please, take my hand

0:18:41 > 0:18:47# And together for ever we'll stay?

0:18:47 > 0:18:59# Oh o-o-oh love is all I have to give

0:19:02 > 0:19:11# Love is all as long as I shall live

0:19:14 > 0:19:20# So take it all

0:19:20 > 0:19:26# And I'll always be there when you call my name

0:19:26 > 0:19:36# I know now that love is all

0:19:56 > 0:20:02# So take it all

0:20:02 > 0:20:09# And I'll always be there when you call my name

0:20:09 > 0:20:18# I know now

0:20:18 > 0:20:34# That love is all. #

0:20:37 > 0:20:41APPLAUSE

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Eeeh!

0:20:45 > 0:20:46Eeh, what a grand song.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49What fun we're having. That was Engelbert Humperdink.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Thank you, Eng, and may your humpel never dumple.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Whoo! I've been asked by the British Board of Governors

0:20:55 > 0:20:57to say that it wasn't hello, red brick housing estate

0:20:57 > 0:21:01it was Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. And now, My Friend Stan!

0:21:01 > 0:21:06APPLAUSE

0:21:06 > 0:21:12# My friend Stan's got a funny old man, oh, yeah

0:21:13 > 0:21:14# Oh, yeah

0:21:14 > 0:21:22# He makes him work all night till he can't do it right, oh, yeah

0:21:22 > 0:21:24# Aha

0:21:24 > 0:21:29# And from the way you blacked my eye

0:21:29 > 0:21:33# I know that you're the reason why

0:21:33 > 0:21:38# And from the way you fix his tie

0:21:38 > 0:21:43# I see you're gettin' to him Gettin' to him

0:21:43 > 0:21:47# My friend Jack's got an ache in his back

0:21:47 > 0:21:49# Ooh ooh

0:21:50 > 0:21:51# Oh yeah

0:21:51 > 0:21:56# The doc said he'd be fine if he'd just take his time

0:21:56 > 0:21:57# Oh oh

0:21:59 > 0:22:01# Mm-mm

0:22:01 > 0:22:05# And from the way you blacked my eye

0:22:05 > 0:22:09# I know that you're the reason why

0:22:09 > 0:22:14# And from the way you fix his tie

0:22:14 > 0:22:18# I see you're gettin' to him You've been gettin' to him

0:22:18 > 0:22:19# Kinky!

0:22:36 > 0:22:40# And from the way you blacked my eye

0:22:40 > 0:22:45# I know that you're the reason why

0:22:45 > 0:22:49# And from the way you fix his tie

0:22:49 > 0:22:51# I see you're gettin' to him

0:22:51 > 0:22:54# You've been gettin' to him

0:22:54 > 0:22:58# My friend Pete says his body is weak

0:22:58 > 0:22:59# Oh, yeah

0:23:01 > 0:23:03# Aha

0:23:03 > 0:23:07# He says that he can't sleep and his temperature's steep

0:23:07 > 0:23:08# Oh, yeah

0:23:08 > 0:23:10# Whoa-ho!

0:23:12 > 0:23:15# And from the way you blacked my eye

0:23:15 > 0:23:20# I know that you're the reason why

0:23:20 > 0:23:24# And from the way you fix his tie

0:23:24 > 0:23:29# I see you're gettin' to him You've been gettin' to him

0:23:29 > 0:23:31# You've been gettin' to him

0:23:31 > 0:23:34# You've been gettin' to him

0:23:34 > 0:23:35# Oh, yeah! #

0:23:38 > 0:23:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Pum-pum! Hello! Ooh, that was Slade. Hello.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52I bet you've got a fine set of udders, m'dear. Aye! Aaar, yeah.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55And now, straight from America, we have a magnificent group

0:23:55 > 0:23:59who are going to do their second in a series of two hits.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03And it's Limmie & Family Cooking and their latest smasheroo -

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Dreamboat!

0:24:04 > 0:24:08APPLAUSE

0:24:09 > 0:24:15- ALL:- # Ooh ooh ooh

0:24:16 > 0:24:20# Ooh oo-oo-oo-ooh

0:24:20 > 0:24:21# Dreamboat

0:24:21 > 0:24:26# Dreamboat won't you take me on a float tonight?

0:24:26 > 0:24:30# Mmm, just rock me around your river

0:24:30 > 0:24:34# And just roll me till the morning light

0:24:34 > 0:24:37# Oh, dreamboat Come on, dreamboat

0:24:37 > 0:24:42- # Won't you whistle me to come aboard?- Whistle me to come aboard

0:24:42 > 0:24:46# If I was the captain of your fate, baby

0:24:46 > 0:24:50- # I'd sail you straight to the Lord - I'd sail you straight to the Lord

0:24:50 > 0:24:56# Oh, won't you take me to heaven? Won't you roll me up to paradise?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58# Ooh ooh I know a place

0:24:58 > 0:25:04# Where we can drop anchor and the water is cool and nice

0:25:04 > 0:25:07# Oh we could make hay together baby

0:25:07 > 0:25:12# We can make love till our hearts delight

0:25:12 > 0:25:16# And sail right back to that kissing bridge

0:25:16 > 0:25:19# Well, maybe I could hold you tight

0:25:19 > 0:25:21# Oh, dreamboat

0:25:21 > 0:25:23# Dreamboat

0:25:23 > 0:25:25# Won't you take me on a float tonight?

0:25:25 > 0:25:28# Take me on a float tonight

0:25:28 > 0:25:30# Rock me around your river

0:25:30 > 0:25:35# And just roll me till the morning light

0:25:35 > 0:25:38# Oh, dreamboat Come on, dreamboat

0:25:38 > 0:25:43- # Won't you whistle me to come aboard?- Whistle me to come aboard

0:25:43 > 0:25:47# If I was the captain of your ship baby

0:25:47 > 0:25:50# I'd sail you straight to the Lord

0:25:50 > 0:25:57# And I want to take my shoes off and wiggle all my toes with you

0:25:57 > 0:25:58# Ooh ooh ohh

0:25:58 > 0:26:00# Sitting by the creek side

0:26:00 > 0:26:04# Watching all the frogs I'd maybe even catch us a few

0:26:04 > 0:26:08# Oh we can make hay together, baby

0:26:08 > 0:26:13# We can make love till our hearts delight

0:26:13 > 0:26:16# And sail right back to that kissing bridge

0:26:16 > 0:26:20# Well, maybe I could hold you tight

0:26:20 > 0:26:21# Oh, dreamboat

0:26:21 > 0:26:23# Dreamboat

0:26:23 > 0:26:27# Oh, my baby, yeah

0:26:35 > 0:26:37# Oh, dreamboat

0:26:37 > 0:26:39# Dreamboat

0:26:39 > 0:26:42# Won't you take me on a float tonight?

0:26:42 > 0:26:46# Yeah, dreamboat Come on, dreamboat

0:26:46 > 0:26:53- # Won't you take me on a float? - Just take me on a float tonight?

0:26:53 > 0:26:54# Tonight

0:26:54 > 0:26:56- # Come on- Tonight

0:26:56 > 0:27:00- # Oh, come on, baby - Tonight- Yeah

0:27:00 > 0:27:02- # Tonight- All right

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- # Tonight- Come on, baby. #

0:27:05 > 0:27:07APPLAUSE

0:27:07 > 0:27:11Yee-hee! Yee-hee! Whoo-hoo!

0:27:11 > 0:27:16Yoo-hoo! Hullo! Oh, that was fab! Limmie & The Family Cooking.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Ooh, hang on, I'll have a word with the director.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Hello, is that the director?

0:27:21 > 0:27:25Good. Um, can I bring some cows next week?

0:27:25 > 0:27:28It's all right, they're house-trained.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Oh, these BBC people, you know.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Asked to put on a show, try to get a few cows and what do they say?

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Something I can't repeat, I can tell you! Meanwhile we have violins.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41You know, love is like a violin.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Well, here's a group that's just like a violin -

0:27:46 > 0:27:48all varnished and covered in string!

0:27:48 > 0:27:52It's Eye Level by the Simon Park Orchestra!

0:27:52 > 0:27:55APPLAUSE

0:27:55 > 0:27:58MUSIC: "Eye Level" by the Simon Park Orchestra

0:27:58 > 0:28:00INSTRUMENTAL

0:30:02 > 0:30:06MUSIC FADES APPLAUSE

0:30:10 > 0:30:12- YOKEL VOICE:- And now, ladies and gentlemen,

0:30:12 > 0:30:15we're going to leave you with Ike and Tina Turner while we say...

0:30:15 > 0:30:17- NORMAL VOICE:- Now, what are you looking at?

0:30:17 > 0:30:20- AS YOKEL:- We're going to say good night from Top Of The Pops.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22See you next week. Goodbye, my dearios.

0:30:22 > 0:30:23Llandudno. Iechyd da. Goodbye!

0:30:23 > 0:30:25APPLAUSE

0:30:25 > 0:30:28MUSIC: "Nutbush City Limits" by Ike & Tina Turner

0:30:45 > 0:30:47# A church house gin house

0:30:48 > 0:30:50# A school house outhouse

0:30:51 > 0:30:53# On highway number 19

0:30:54 > 0:30:58# The people keep the city clean

0:30:58 > 0:30:59# They call it Nutbush

0:31:01 > 0:31:02# Oh, Nutbush... #

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