13/01/1983

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0:00:16 > 0:00:19Hello. We're on a £5 a man bonus for wearing these hats.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Welcome to another Top Of The Pops.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23We're the Burke and Hare of British broadcasting.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25I'm John, he's the likable Canadian.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27And this week we're going to kick off, amigos,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29with Incantation and Cacharpaya.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32TRADITIONAL PANPIPE MUSIC

0:01:24 > 0:01:26RECORDER SOLO

0:03:19 > 0:03:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ethnic, boys. Ethnic.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29That's a Bolivian fisherman's wedding song by Incantation,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32or Incantathione, as the gauchos call them back home on the pampas.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Now we go with Men at Work from Australia.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40MUSIC: "Down Under" by Men at Work

0:03:46 > 0:03:48# Travelling in a fried-out Kombi

0:03:51 > 0:03:54# On a hippie trail Head full of zombie

0:03:55 > 0:03:57# I met a strange lady

0:03:57 > 0:04:00# She made me nervous

0:04:00 > 0:04:03# She took me in and gave me breakfast

0:04:03 > 0:04:04# And she said

0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Do you come from a land down under

0:04:09 > 0:04:12# Where women glow and men plunder?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16# Can't you hear Can't you hear the thunder?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20# You better run You better take cover... #

0:04:22 > 0:04:24FLUTE SOLO

0:04:31 > 0:04:34# Buying bread from a man in Brussels

0:04:35 > 0:04:39# He was six-foot-four and full of muscle

0:04:40 > 0:04:43# I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

0:04:45 > 0:04:48# He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

0:04:48 > 0:04:50# And he said

0:04:50 > 0:04:52# I come from a land down under

0:04:54 > 0:04:57# Where beer does flow and men chunder

0:04:58 > 0:05:01# Can't you hear Can't you hear the thunder?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05# You better run You better take cover

0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Yeah-ah

0:05:34 > 0:05:36# Lying in a den in Bombay

0:05:38 > 0:05:42# With a slack jaw and not much to say

0:05:43 > 0:05:46# I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me

0:05:47 > 0:05:51# "Because I come from the land of plenty?"

0:05:51 > 0:05:52# And he said

0:05:52 > 0:05:55# Do you come from a land down under

0:05:55 > 0:05:56# Oh, yeah, yeah

0:05:56 > 0:05:59# Where women glow and men plunder?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04# Can't you hear Can't you hear the thunder?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07# You better run You better take cover

0:06:10 > 0:06:13# Living in the land down under

0:06:14 > 0:06:17# Where women glow and men plunder

0:06:19 > 0:06:22# Can't you hear the thunder?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26# You better, better run You better take cover

0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Living in the land down under

0:06:32 > 0:06:35# Where women glow and men plunder

0:06:37 > 0:06:40# Can't you hear Can't you hear the thunder?

0:06:40 > 0:06:41# Ooh, yeah

0:06:41 > 0:06:44# You better run You better take cover

0:06:46 > 0:06:48# Living in the land down under... #

0:06:48 > 0:06:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Looks like it could be a big, big year for Men at Work.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Sharon Redd is back in the UK and here she is with her follow up

0:06:57 > 0:07:00to Never Give You Up, this is called In The Name Of Love.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24# How many times

0:07:24 > 0:07:27# Have you been in love?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29# Can you take love

0:07:29 > 0:07:32# One more time?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38# How many times

0:07:38 > 0:07:41# Have you been hurt before?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44# Can you stand love

0:07:44 > 0:07:47# One more time?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- # In the name of love - In the name

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- # In the name of love - In the name of love

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- # In the name of love - In the name, in the name

0:07:58 > 0:08:02# In the name of love

0:08:04 > 0:08:06# How many times

0:08:06 > 0:08:10# Have your feelings been ignored?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13# And you say to yourself

0:08:13 > 0:08:17- # This is it - This is it, this is it

0:08:17 > 0:08:20# Here it comes again

0:08:20 > 0:08:25- # You're back in love again - I'm in love, I'm in love

0:08:25 > 0:08:30# Just when you thought you had yourself together

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- # In the name of love - In the name

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- # In the name of love - In the name of love

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- # In the name, the name, the name - In the name, in the name

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- # The name of love - In the name of love

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- # I won't take it no more - In the name

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- # In the name of love - In the name of love

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- # I won't take you no more - In the name, in the name

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- # In the name of love - In the name of love

0:09:01 > 0:09:05# So maybe it's better it's finally over

0:09:07 > 0:09:09# And you'll have the chance to live

0:09:09 > 0:09:12# One more time

0:09:12 > 0:09:14# Again

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- # In the name of love - In the name

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- # In the name of love - In the name of love

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- # In the name of love - In the name, in the name

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- # In the name of love - In the name of love

0:09:30 > 0:09:32# In the name

0:09:32 > 0:09:34# In the name of love

0:09:34 > 0:09:36# In the name of love

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- # Love - In the name, in the name

0:09:39 > 0:09:41# Ooh-ooh, love

0:09:41 > 0:09:44# In the name of love

0:10:00 > 0:10:02# That's right

0:10:02 > 0:10:03# Mm-hm

0:10:03 > 0:10:05# Keep that up

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- # I'm back in love again - In the name

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- # Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah - In the name of love

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- # Yeah, you'll be all right - In the name, in the name

0:10:21 > 0:10:25- # In the name of love - In the name of love... #

0:10:25 > 0:10:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:29 > 0:10:32If she scratched your back I don't think you'd live to tell the tale.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35I think I'll let you introduce this next act because I know they're important to you.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37You play them a lot on your show.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39This has meant a lot to me, I must admit.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42This is a very important moment in my life, really. Keith Harris and Orville.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44APPLAUSE

0:10:44 > 0:10:46MUSIC: Orville's Song by Keith Harris and Orville

0:10:49 > 0:10:53# I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can't

0:10:53 > 0:10:56- # You can - I can't

0:10:56 > 0:11:01# I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can't

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- # You can - I can't

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- # Look, Orville - Yes?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08# Now that I'm here with you

0:11:09 > 0:11:12# There's nothing that you can't do

0:11:13 > 0:11:16# So why don't you make a start?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17# I will

0:11:17 > 0:11:19# Hear what I'm saying

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- # Orville - Yes

0:11:21 > 0:11:23# Who is your very best friend?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25# You are

0:11:25 > 0:11:27# I'm going to help you mend

0:11:29 > 0:11:32# Your broken heart... #

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Thank you.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37# I wish that I had A mummy and dad but I don't

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- # You don't? - I don't

0:11:40 > 0:11:46# I often pretend my sadness will end but it won't

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- # It will - It won't

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- # Look, Orville - Yes?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54# Nothing that you can say

0:11:54 > 0:11:57# Will change how I feel today

0:11:58 > 0:12:00# You know that we'll never part

0:12:00 > 0:12:02# We won't?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04# Hear what I'm saying

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- # Orville - Yes?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- # Who is your very best friend? - You are

0:12:10 > 0:12:15# I'm going to help you mend your broken heart

0:12:17 > 0:12:22# Oh! So does this mean, although I'm green

0:12:22 > 0:12:25# And not exactly bright

0:12:26 > 0:12:31# You want to care and will be there to tuck me in at night?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35# But I'll always be there, Orville

0:12:35 > 0:12:39# The other birds laugh and say that I'm daft and I am

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- # You're not - I am

0:12:42 > 0:12:47# They tease me a lot and call me a clot and I am

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- # You're not - I am

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- # Look, Orville - Yes?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55# Nothing that you can say

0:12:56 > 0:12:58# Will change how I feel today

0:13:00 > 0:13:02# You know that we'll never part

0:13:02 > 0:13:04# We won't?

0:13:04 > 0:13:06# Hear what I'm saying

0:13:06 > 0:13:08- # Orville - Yes?

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- # Who is your very best friend? - You are

0:13:11 > 0:13:17# I'm going to help you mend your broken heart... #

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Thank you.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Because I've...I've got a broken heart, haven't I?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27I know but you know I'm going to help you mend it.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30- You will, won't you? - Of course I will.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Because you love me, don't you? - Well, we all love you.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36- We all love him, don't we? - ALL:- Yes.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Thank you.- There you are.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- How much do you love me? - How much?- Yes.- Ooh!

0:13:43 > 0:13:45This much.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49- As much as that?- As much as that.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51# My broken heart. #

0:13:52 > 0:13:54APPLAUSE

0:13:58 > 0:14:01That's one of the best things since Napoleon's retreat from Moscow.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Keith Harris and Orville.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Orville was the one in the woolly hat, incidentally.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Up next on Top Of The Pops, we've got The Belle Stars

0:14:07 > 0:14:09APPLAUSE

0:14:09 > 0:14:11MUSIC: Sign Of The Times by The Belle Stars

0:14:12 > 0:14:15As I lie here thinking of you

0:14:15 > 0:14:19I realised that nothing is new.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23# Lying in my bed thinking of you

0:14:24 > 0:14:28# I realise nothing is new

0:14:28 > 0:14:32# You say you love me but want success

0:14:32 > 0:14:37# I say you're lying, nothing has changed

0:14:37 > 0:14:39# This is the sign of the times

0:14:39 > 0:14:41# Piece of more to come

0:14:41 > 0:14:43# This is the sign of the times

0:14:43 > 0:14:45# Time to be alone

0:14:45 > 0:14:48# This is the sign of the times

0:14:48 > 0:14:50# Piece of more to come

0:14:50 > 0:14:52# This is the sign of the times

0:14:52 > 0:14:54# Time to be alone

0:14:58 > 0:15:00# We're strong in bed

0:15:00 > 0:15:02# You're weak in love

0:15:02 > 0:15:04# You give me nothing

0:15:04 > 0:15:07# More than a shove

0:15:07 > 0:15:10# I walk alone now thinking of you

0:15:10 > 0:15:15# I realise now nothing is new

0:15:15 > 0:15:17# This is a sign of the times

0:15:17 > 0:15:19# Piece of more to come

0:15:19 > 0:15:22# This is the sign of the times

0:15:22 > 0:15:23# Time to be alone

0:15:23 > 0:15:26# This is the sign of the times

0:15:26 > 0:15:28# Piece of more to come

0:15:28 > 0:15:30# This is the sign of the times

0:15:30 > 0:15:32# Time to be alone... #

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Why do we go on with this useless love affair?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38When it seems to me that you don't really care.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44I realise now, nothing is new.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Time to live my life without you.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53# I sit alone now wondering about you

0:15:53 > 0:15:57# I'm living my life, what do you do?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59# You say you want me

0:15:59 > 0:16:01# But need success

0:16:01 > 0:16:03# I want your love, boy

0:16:03 > 0:16:06# Want nothing less

0:16:06 > 0:16:08# This is the sign of the times

0:16:08 > 0:16:10# Piece of more to come

0:16:10 > 0:16:13# This is the sign of the times

0:16:13 > 0:16:15# Time to be alone

0:16:15 > 0:16:17# This is the sign of the times

0:16:17 > 0:16:19# Piece of more to come

0:16:19 > 0:16:21# This is the sign of the times

0:16:21 > 0:16:23# Time to be alone

0:16:27 > 0:16:29# This is the sign of the times

0:16:29 > 0:16:31# Piece of more to come

0:16:31 > 0:16:34# This is the sign of the times

0:16:34 > 0:16:36# Time to be alone

0:16:36 > 0:16:38# This is the sign of the times

0:16:38 > 0:16:40# Piece of more to come

0:16:40 > 0:16:42# This is the sign of the times

0:16:42 > 0:16:44# Time to be alone

0:16:44 > 0:16:46# This is the sign of the times

0:16:46 > 0:16:49# Piece of more to come... #

0:16:49 > 0:16:53APPLAUSE

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Sign of the Times by The Belle Stars.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57That's what we DJ's call a chart-bound sound.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00And now as a special novelty we're going to have

0:17:00 > 0:17:02a chart rundown for you, an LP rundown.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07At ten, Kissing To Be Clever from Culture Club.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Number nine, ABBA, The Singles The First Ten Years.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14At eight, Greatest Hits from Olivia Newton-John.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Seven, Richard Clayderman and Richard Clayderman.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Number six, Friends, that's from Shalamar.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Number five, Phil Collins. Hello, I Must Be Going!

0:17:24 > 0:17:28At four, Heartbreaker, Dionne Warwick.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Clinging on to number three, Rio. That's Duran Duran.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34At number two, the John Lennon Collection.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Oh! You guessed. And at number one, Raiders of the Pop Charts.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Yes, they're back on top, Various Artists.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43And that's the Gallup LP chart rundown for you.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Now, at number 17 in the charts, happy birthday, William,

0:17:46 > 0:17:48this is the theme music from ET.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50APPLAUSE

0:17:50 > 0:17:52MUSIC: ET Main Theme by John Williams

0:20:54 > 0:20:57APPLAUSE

0:20:58 > 0:21:01It really is a shame we didn't see all of John Peel in that film clip.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05By the way, the music that John Williams performs there is number 17 in the chart.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07But it's time to get really serious now

0:21:07 > 0:21:10and look at the Gallup chart for this week.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13At number 30, it's Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)

0:21:13 > 0:21:14from A Flock Of Seagulls.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17The Human League are at 29 with Mirror Man.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21At 28, Living On The Ceiling from Blancmange.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Lionel Richie is at 27 with Truly.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Still at 26, Under Attack from ABBA.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31At 25, the Shaky EP from Shakin' Stevens.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35The Jam's Beat Surrender's at 24.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37At 23, Let's Get This Straight From The Start,

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Kevin Rowland and Dexys Midnight Runners.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42And here's hit sound, Number 22, a new entry from Eddy Grant

0:21:42 > 0:21:44and Electric Avenue.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51# Boy!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55# Boy!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01# Now in the street there is violence

0:22:01 > 0:22:04# And-and lots of work to be done

0:22:06 > 0:22:08# No place to hang out our washing

0:22:09 > 0:22:12# And-and I can't blame all on the sun

0:22:12 > 0:22:17# Oh, no, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:22:17 > 0:22:19# And then we'll take it higher

0:22:20 > 0:22:24# Oh, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:22:24 > 0:22:27# And then we'll take it higher

0:22:30 > 0:22:32# Working so hard like a soldier

0:22:33 > 0:22:36# Can't afford a thing on TV

0:22:37 > 0:22:40# Deep in my heart, I abhor you

0:22:41 > 0:22:44# Can't get food for the kid

0:22:44 > 0:22:48# Good God, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:22:48 > 0:22:51# And then we'll take it higher

0:22:52 > 0:22:56# Oh, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:22:56 > 0:22:59# And then we'll take it higher

0:23:01 > 0:23:03# Oh, no

0:23:04 > 0:23:06# Oh, no

0:23:08 > 0:23:10# Oh, no

0:23:12 > 0:23:14# Oh, no

0:23:15 > 0:23:21# Oh, God, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:23:21 > 0:23:23# And then we'll take it higher

0:23:24 > 0:23:28# Oh! We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:23:28 > 0:23:30# And then we'll take it higher

0:23:33 > 0:23:36# Who is to blame in one country?

0:23:37 > 0:23:39# Never can get to the one

0:23:41 > 0:23:44# Dealing in multiplication

0:23:44 > 0:23:47# And they still can't feed everyone

0:23:47 > 0:23:52# Oh, no, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:23:52 > 0:23:54# And then we'll take it higher

0:23:56 > 0:24:00# Oh, no, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:24:00 > 0:24:02# And then we'll take it higher

0:24:05 > 0:24:07# Out in the street

0:24:09 > 0:24:11# Out in the street

0:24:13 > 0:24:15# Out in the playground

0:24:16 > 0:24:18# In the dark side of town

0:24:20 > 0:24:24# Oh! We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:24:24 > 0:24:26# And then we'll take it higher

0:24:28 > 0:24:32# Hey! We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue

0:24:32 > 0:24:34# Oh, yeah!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38# Rocking in the daytime

0:24:38 > 0:24:40# Electric Avenue

0:24:40 > 0:24:42# Rock it in the night

0:24:42 > 0:24:44# Electric Avenue

0:24:44 > 0:24:46# Rock it in Miami

0:24:46 > 0:24:48# Electric Avenue... #

0:24:48 > 0:24:51APPLAUSE

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Really great video there of Eddy Grant at his home in Barbados.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59We left the chart at number 22, let's go back and see how high

0:24:59 > 0:25:01we get this time as we go back to hit sound 21.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Donna Summer's at number 21 with I Feel Love.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09At 20, Friends from Shalamar.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13Joe Jackson's in with a new entry. Steppin' Out is at 19.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16At 18, Young Guns (Go For It) from Wham.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20At 17, up seven, the theme from ET - John Williams.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23The Stranglers' European Female is a new entry at 16.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27At 15, Heartache Avenue from The Masionettes.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Incantation with Cacharpaya is at Number 14.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34At 13, Our House from Madness.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37At 12, Dionne Warwick - All The Love In The World.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41And at Number 11, it's Ultravox with Hymn.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Back at Number 15, it's them, Birmingham's Maisonettes.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46This is Heartache Avenue.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48APPLAUSE

0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:25:51 > 0:25:55# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:25:55 > 0:25:58# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:25:58 > 0:26:01# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:26:02 > 0:26:07# I've found a place to live

0:26:07 > 0:26:10# I got it the hard way

0:26:10 > 0:26:14# A permanent address to give

0:26:14 > 0:26:18# I got it for always

0:26:18 > 0:26:21# Nobody can tear me loose

0:26:21 > 0:26:24# They tell me there's no escape

0:26:24 > 0:26:26# On Heartache Avenue

0:26:26 > 0:26:29# Ooo-ooo-ooo

0:26:30 > 0:26:33# Ooo-ooo-ooo

0:26:34 > 0:26:37# I live alone rent free

0:26:37 > 0:26:41# There's nothing to pay here

0:26:41 > 0:26:45# One thing you need to be

0:26:45 > 0:26:49# If you want to stay here

0:26:49 > 0:26:52# So lonely you can't pretend

0:26:52 > 0:26:55# That you're a true resident

0:26:55 > 0:26:57# Of Heartache Avenue

0:26:57 > 0:27:01# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:27:01 > 0:27:04# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:27:04 > 0:27:07# Leave me alone

0:27:07 > 0:27:10# Because I'm here where I belong

0:27:10 > 0:27:13# Where I belong

0:27:13 > 0:27:18# I feel at home on the street here love is gone

0:27:18 > 0:27:23# It's a hard luck story of Heartache Avenue

0:27:27 > 0:27:31# There's always room to let

0:27:31 > 0:27:33# Because nobody goes there

0:27:35 > 0:27:39# One thing you need to get

0:27:39 > 0:27:42# A ticket to nowhere

0:27:42 > 0:27:46# No money, no credit card

0:27:46 > 0:27:49# The price is one broken heart

0:27:49 > 0:27:51# On Heartache Avenue

0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:27:54 > 0:27:58# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:27:58 > 0:28:01# Leave me alone

0:28:01 > 0:28:03# Because I'm here where I belong

0:28:03 > 0:28:06# Where I belong

0:28:06 > 0:28:12# I feel at home on the street where love is gone

0:28:12 > 0:28:16# It's a hard luck story

0:28:16 > 0:28:19# On Heartache Avenue

0:28:21 > 0:28:23# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:28:23 > 0:28:25# On Heartache Avenue

0:28:25 > 0:28:27# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:28:27 > 0:28:29# On Heartache Avenue

0:28:29 > 0:28:31# Oooh-oooh-oooh

0:28:31 > 0:28:33# On Heartache Avenue

0:28:33 > 0:28:35# Oooh-oooh-oooh... #

0:28:35 > 0:28:37APPLAUSE

0:28:39 > 0:28:41They look like a gang of debt collectors.

0:28:41 > 0:28:43Those are The Maisonettes at number 15 in the charts.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47Because I'm the senior partner in this partnership I get to read out the Top Ten.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51At ten, If You Can't Stand The Heat. That's Bucks Fizz.

0:28:51 > 0:28:55At number nine, Malcolm McLaren And The World's Famous Supreme Team,

0:28:55 > 0:28:56Buffalo Gals.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58At eight, Time (Clock Of The Heart) from Culture Club.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02New entry at number seven, Down Under from Men At Work.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05Another new entry at number six, Story Of The Blues, Wah!

0:29:05 > 0:29:09At five, The Best Years Of Our Lives, Modern Romance.

0:29:09 > 0:29:12At number four, Keith Harris and Orville with Orville's Song.

0:29:12 > 0:29:16At three, Save Your Love, Renee and Renato.

0:29:16 > 0:29:20And at number two, A Winter's Tale. Kid Jensen lookalike - David Essex.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23As you can imagine, viewers, Kid and myself are

0:29:23 > 0:29:25a bit disappointed Renee and Renato are no longer at number one.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28I'm sure they're disappointed as well because Phil Collins

0:29:28 > 0:29:30has reached the top spot with You Can't Hurry Love.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32APPLAUSE

0:29:35 > 0:29:40# I need love, love, to ease my mind

0:29:40 > 0:29:44# I need to find time, someone to call mine

0:29:44 > 0:29:47# My Mama said, you can't hurry love

0:29:47 > 0:29:50# No, you'll just have to wait

0:29:50 > 0:29:52# She said, love don't come easy

0:29:52 > 0:29:55# It's a game of give and take

0:29:55 > 0:29:57# You can't hurry love

0:29:57 > 0:30:00# No, you'll just have to wait

0:30:00 > 0:30:02# Just trust in the good time

0:30:02 > 0:30:05# No matter how long it takes

0:30:05 > 0:30:09# How many heartaches must I stand?

0:30:09 > 0:30:14# Before I find the love to let me live again?

0:30:14 > 0:30:17# Right now the only thing

0:30:17 > 0:30:19# That keeps me hanging on

0:30:19 > 0:30:22# When I feel my strength,

0:30:22 > 0:30:24# Ooh, it's almost gone

0:30:24 > 0:30:26# I remember Mama said

0:30:26 > 0:30:30# You can't hurry love No, you'll just have to wait

0:30:30 > 0:30:32# She said love don't come easy

0:30:32 > 0:30:34# It's a game of give and take

0:30:34 > 0:30:37# How long must I wait?

0:30:37 > 0:30:39# And how much more must I take?

0:30:39 > 0:30:42# Before loneliness

0:30:42 > 0:30:45# Will cause my heart, heart to break?

0:30:45 > 0:30:49# No, I can't bear to live my life alone

0:30:49 > 0:30:53# I've grown impatient for a love to call my own

0:30:53 > 0:30:56# But when I feel that I

0:30:56 > 0:30:59# I can't go on

0:30:59 > 0:31:01# Well, these precious words

0:31:01 > 0:31:05# Keep me hanging on, I remember Mama said

0:31:05 > 0:31:07# You can't hurry love

0:31:07 > 0:31:09# No, you'll just have to wait

0:31:09 > 0:31:12# She said, love don't come easy

0:31:12 > 0:31:14# Well, it's a game of give and take

0:31:14 > 0:31:16# You can't hurry love

0:31:16 > 0:31:19# No, you'll just have to wait

0:31:19 > 0:31:22# Just trust in the good time

0:31:22 > 0:31:24# No matter how long it takes

0:31:24 > 0:31:25# Now break

0:31:27 > 0:31:30# Now love, love, it don't come easy

0:31:32 > 0:31:34# But I keep on waiting

0:31:34 > 0:31:36# Anticipating

0:31:36 > 0:31:38# For that soft voice

0:31:38 > 0:31:41# To talk to me at night

0:31:41 > 0:31:43# For some tender arms

0:31:43 > 0:31:46# To hold me tight

0:31:46 > 0:31:48# I keep waiting

0:31:48 > 0:31:50# Ooh, until that day

0:31:50 > 0:31:53# But it ain't easy, no

0:31:53 > 0:31:55# You know it ain't easy

0:31:55 > 0:31:58# And my Mama said, you can't hurry love

0:31:58 > 0:32:00# No, you'll just have to wait

0:32:00 > 0:32:04# She said, love don't come easy

0:32:04 > 0:32:06# But it's a game of give and take

0:32:06 > 0:32:08# You can't hurry love

0:32:08 > 0:32:11# No, you'll just have to wait

0:32:11 > 0:32:14# She said love don't come easy... #

0:32:14 > 0:32:16APPLAUSE

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Phil Collins at number one.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Next week's Top Of The Pops will be introduced by a couple more people

0:32:21 > 0:32:23sent up by the Job Centre - Gary Davies and Janice Long.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26- I think we'd better say goodnight, John.- Goodnight, John.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28MUSIC: I Feel Love by Donna Summer

0:32:31 > 0:32:34# Oooooh

0:32:34 > 0:32:36# It's so good, it's so good

0:32:36 > 0:32:40# It's so good, it's so good, it's so good

0:32:46 > 0:32:49# Ooooh

0:32:49 > 0:32:54# I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love

0:33:02 > 0:33:04# Oooooh

0:33:04 > 0:33:09# I feel love, I feel love, I feel love, I feel love

0:33:09 > 0:33:11# I feel love

0:33:15 > 0:33:21# I feel lo-o-o-o-o-o-ve

0:33:23 > 0:33:29# I feel lo-o-o-o-o-o-ve

0:33:40 > 0:33:43# Oooooh

0:33:43 > 0:33:46# Fall and free, fall and free, fall and free, fall and free,

0:33:46 > 0:33:50# Fall and free... #