0:00:02 > 0:00:04Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06The continuing story of Top Of The Pops.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# MUSIC: "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# We are family
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# I've got all my sisters with me
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# We are family
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Get up everybody and sing
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# We are family
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# I've got all my sisters with me
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# We are family
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Get up everybody and sing
0:00:48 > 0:00:52# Everyone can see we're together
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# As we walk on by
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# And
0:00:57 > 0:01:01# And we flock just like birds of a feather
0:01:01 > 0:01:03# I won't tell no lie... #
0:01:03 > 0:01:05APPLAUSE
0:01:11 > 0:01:14MUSIC: "Boogie Man" by Match
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- # Watch out - Uh-huh
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- # He's gonna get you - Mm-hmm?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50# The boogie man
0:01:50 > 0:01:51# Boogie man
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- # Watch out - Uh-huh
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- # He's gonna get you - Mm-hmm?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57# The boogie man
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Boogie man
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# I'm living on the stage
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# He's found the magic motion
0:02:03 > 0:02:07# Music makes him high
0:02:07 > 0:02:12# He'll get your chicks when he's not even trying
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# Sexy mover
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- # Watch out - Uh-huh
0:02:16 > 0:02:17- # He's gonna get you - Mm-hmm?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# The boogie man
0:02:20 > 0:02:21# Boogie man
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- # Watch out - Uh-huh
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- # He's gonna get you - Mm-hmm?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27# The boogie man
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# Boogie man
0:02:29 > 0:02:31# Da da ba-da-da
0:02:31 > 0:02:33# Boogie, boogie
0:02:33 > 0:02:34# Da da ba-da-da
0:02:34 > 0:02:37# Get you, gonna get you
0:02:37 > 0:02:38# He's got the rhythm
0:02:38 > 0:02:41# Watch his body moving
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Makes you want to dance
0:02:44 > 0:02:49# Knows all the tricks at every disco party
0:02:49 > 0:02:51# Feel his music
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- # Watch out - Uh-huh
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- # He's gonna get you - Mm-hmm?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57# The boogie man
0:02:57 > 0:02:59# Boogie man
0:02:59 > 0:03:00- # Watch out - Uh-huh
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- # He's gonna get you - Mm-hmm?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# The boogie man
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# Boogie man
0:03:06 > 0:03:10# Don't sit around when you can boogie
0:03:10 > 0:03:13# He's going to get you soon enough
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- # Ow!- Boogie man
0:03:20 > 0:03:22# Boogie man
0:03:25 > 0:03:26# Boogie
0:03:29 > 0:03:30# Boogie
0:03:33 > 0:03:36# Boogie man
0:03:36 > 0:03:38# Boogie
0:03:38 > 0:03:40# Boogie
0:03:42 > 0:03:44# Boogie man
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- # Watch out - Uh-huh
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- # He's gonna get you - Mm-hmm?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19# The boogie man... #
0:04:19 > 0:04:21APPLAUSE
0:04:21 > 0:04:25That's Match, and Boogie Man, great single from a bunch of guys
0:04:25 > 0:04:27from High Wycombe, making their debut on Top Of The Pops.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31First time as well for a great single from McFadden and Whitehead.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34MUSIC: "Ain't No Stopping Us Now"
0:05:01 > 0:05:04# Ain't no stopping us now
0:05:04 > 0:05:06# We're on the move
0:05:06 > 0:05:09# Yes, sir, yes
0:05:09 > 0:05:11# Ain't no stopping us now
0:05:12 > 0:05:15# We got the groove
0:05:15 > 0:05:16# Listen
0:05:17 > 0:05:21# There's been so many things that's held us down
0:05:21 > 0:05:25# But now it looks like things are finally coming around
0:05:25 > 0:05:29# I know we've got a long, long way to go
0:05:29 > 0:05:31# And where we'll end up
0:05:31 > 0:05:33# I don't know
0:05:33 > 0:05:36# But we won't let nothing hold us back
0:05:36 > 0:05:41# We're putting ourselves together, polishing up our act
0:05:41 > 0:05:44# If you've ever been held down before
0:05:44 > 0:05:48# I know you'll refuse to be held down any more, well
0:05:49 > 0:05:52# And don't you let nothing, nothing
0:05:52 > 0:05:55# Stand in your way
0:05:57 > 0:06:00# I want y'all to listen, listen
0:06:00 > 0:06:03# To every word I say, every word I say!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06# Ain't no stopping us now
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- # No, no, no - We're on the move
0:06:09 > 0:06:12# Huh! Good God!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14# Ain't no stopping us now
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- # See, we - We've got the groove!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18# Huh!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22# Ain't no stopping us now
0:06:22 > 0:06:24# We're on the move!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27# I know, I know
0:06:27 > 0:06:29# Ain't no stopping us now
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- # Whoa, whoa - We've got the groove!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35# We've got it, yes, we do
0:06:35 > 0:06:39# I know you know someone that has a negative vibe
0:06:39 > 0:06:42# And whenever you're trying to make it, they only push you aside
0:06:42 > 0:06:46# They really don't have nowhere to go
0:06:46 > 0:06:51# Cos if you ask them where they're going, they don't know
0:06:51 > 0:06:54# But we won't let nothing hold us back
0:06:54 > 0:06:58# We're gonna put ourselves together, polish up our act
0:06:58 > 0:07:02# Well, if you've ever been held down before
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# I know you'll refuse to be held down any more
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# Listen, y'all!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11# Don't you let nothing, nothing
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- # Stand in your way - Say, don't you do it
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# I want y'all to listen, listen
0:07:17 > 0:07:20# Listen to every word I say
0:07:20 > 0:07:21# Every word I say!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23# Ain't no stopping us now
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- # No, no, no - We're on the move!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29# Oh! We're moving, grooving
0:07:29 > 0:07:31# Ain't no stopping us now!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33# We've got the groove!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37# Grooving, moving, grooving, moving, grooving
0:07:37 > 0:07:39# Ain't no stopping us now
0:07:39 > 0:07:40# I know, I know
0:07:40 > 0:07:41# We're on the move!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44# I know, I know
0:07:44 > 0:07:46# Ain't no stopping us now!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48# Believe me, y'all!
0:07:48 > 0:07:49# We've got the groove!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51# Whoa... #
0:07:51 > 0:07:53APPLAUSE
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I enjoyed that as much as they did, McFadden and Whitehead,
0:07:56 > 0:07:58currently number five and Ain't No Stopping Us Now.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00It's lucky number 13, up 13 places for the new single
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Say When from Lene Lovich, and here are Legs to dance to it.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17# Well, I'm all revved up and ready, baby
0:08:18 > 0:08:20# You're a man, I'm a lady
0:08:22 > 0:08:24# Better turn your eyes from this body of mine
0:08:25 > 0:08:27# I don't want you to be ahead of our time
0:08:29 > 0:08:31# I'll say when to stop
0:08:31 > 0:08:34# Hey, I call the shots, baby, I say when
0:08:34 > 0:08:35# Say when
0:08:37 > 0:08:38# I'll say when to stop
0:08:38 > 0:08:40# Hey, I call the shots
0:08:40 > 0:08:41# Baby, I say when
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# Say when
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# Well, you look plenty good to me
0:09:02 > 0:09:04# Yeah, you got plenty of energy
0:09:05 > 0:09:08# And I know that you're big and strong
0:09:09 > 0:09:11# But I'll be the boss, so don't go wrong
0:09:13 > 0:09:14# I'll say when to stop
0:09:14 > 0:09:18# Hey, I call the shots, baby, I say when
0:09:18 > 0:09:19# Say when
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# I'll say when to stop
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# Hey, I call the shots, baby, I say when
0:09:25 > 0:09:26# Say when
0:09:38 > 0:09:41# One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
0:09:52 > 0:09:55# Well, I'm all revved up and ready, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
0:09:55 > 0:09:59# You're a man, I'm a lady, lady, lady, lady, lady
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# Better turn your eyes from this body of mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
0:10:02 > 0:10:06# I don't want you to be ahead of our time, time, time, time, oh!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08# I'll say when to stop
0:10:08 > 0:10:11# Hey, I call the shots, baby, I say when
0:10:11 > 0:10:12# Say when
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# I'll say when to stop
0:10:15 > 0:10:18# Hey, I call the shots, baby, I say when
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# Say when
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, nine, ten! #
0:10:42 > 0:10:47APPLAUSE
0:10:49 > 0:10:52The lovely Legs and Co dancing to Lene Lovich and Say When.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Gerry Rafferty has always been successful, but never so
0:10:54 > 0:10:57as when he's been a soloist, and this is his new single.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24# Night comes down and finds you alone
0:11:24 > 0:11:29# In a space and time of your own
0:11:29 > 0:11:35# Lost in dreams in a world full of shadows
0:11:38 > 0:11:42# Down the street the neon light shines
0:11:42 > 0:11:46# Offering refuge and hope to the blind
0:11:46 > 0:11:53# You stumble in with no thought of tomorrow
0:11:55 > 0:12:00# Yes, I get a little lonely when the sun gets low
0:12:03 > 0:12:09# And I end looking for somewhere to go
0:12:11 > 0:12:16# Yes, I should know better but I can't say no
0:12:18 > 0:12:20# Oh, no, no, no
0:12:22 > 0:12:26# No, no No, no
0:12:26 > 0:12:30# The lights are low and the muzak is loud
0:12:30 > 0:12:35# You watch yourself as you play to the crowd
0:12:35 > 0:12:41# One more face in a palace of mirrors
0:12:43 > 0:12:48# One more drink, you're sailing away
0:12:48 > 0:12:52# One more dream but it's looking OK
0:12:52 > 0:12:58# One more time to watch the flow of the river
0:13:01 > 0:13:06# Yes, I get a little lonely when the sun gets low
0:13:09 > 0:13:15# And I end looking for somewhere to go
0:13:18 > 0:13:23# Yes, I should know better but I can't say no
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Oh, no, no, no
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# No, no
0:13:30 > 0:13:35# No, no, no, no, no Ooh. #
0:13:35 > 0:13:37APPLAUSE
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Gerry Rafferty and his new single
0:13:39 > 0:13:41which could be as big as Baker Street.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45"A hill where he circumnavigated land for his lady love,"
0:13:45 > 0:13:47that's what this means.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50MAN CHANTS
0:13:50 > 0:13:53MUSIC: "The Lone Ranger" by Quantum Jump
0:13:58 > 0:14:00# Me Tonto, Kemo Sabe
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# Me go and catchee baddie
0:14:05 > 0:14:07# Find him by the shady water
0:14:07 > 0:14:09# Deep within the Apache forest
0:14:13 > 0:14:16# Find him, scalp him, eat him up for breakfast
0:14:16 > 0:14:21# Real good friend to Kemo Sabe
0:14:23 > 0:14:26# Save another silver bullet
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# Hi-ho, Silver, away
0:14:31 > 0:14:34# Ride into tomorrow today
0:14:36 > 0:14:38# But who was that masked man, you say?
0:14:38 > 0:14:42# That was the Lone Ranger
0:14:43 > 0:14:45# Fill up pipe of peace for Tonto
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# Kemo Sabe friend and brother
0:14:51 > 0:14:53# He smoke pipe of peace with Tonto
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# Put his mask on back to fronto
0:14:58 > 0:15:00# Tonto fall about with laughter
0:15:00 > 0:15:02# He a head, our great white brother
0:15:06 > 0:15:08# Even pass a tote to Silver
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# Mask man very untogether
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# Hi-ho, Silver, away
0:15:16 > 0:15:21# Ride into tomorrow today
0:15:21 > 0:15:24# But who was that masked man, you say?
0:15:24 > 0:15:28# That was the Lone Ranger
0:15:28 > 0:15:32HE CHANTS
0:15:43 > 0:15:46# Tonto know that Kemo Sabe
0:15:46 > 0:15:47# Never ever have a woman
0:15:51 > 0:15:53# Well, Tonto sometimes stop and wonder
0:15:53 > 0:15:55# What the trick with the great white brother
0:15:58 > 0:16:00# Maybe masked man, he a poofter
0:16:00 > 0:16:02# Try it on with surly Tonto
0:16:06 > 0:16:09# Let me say to Mr Lawman
0:16:09 > 0:16:11# Tonto doesn't mind
0:16:13 > 0:16:17# Hi-ho, Silver, away
0:16:17 > 0:16:21# Ride into tomorrow today
0:16:21 > 0:16:24# But who was that masked man, you say?
0:16:24 > 0:16:28# That was the Lone Ranger. #
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Well, have you ever wondered who he was?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Now I can reveal to you at last it was me,
0:16:32 > 0:16:33the Lone Ranger all along.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35This next track is a goodie.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38MUSIC: "H.A.P.P.Y. Radio" by Edwin Starr
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# An automatic alarm
0:16:54 > 0:16:57# Turns my radio on
0:16:57 > 0:17:01# Before my feet can hit the floor
0:17:01 > 0:17:04# The music's got me ready to go
0:17:04 > 0:17:08# And all through the whole day
0:17:08 > 0:17:11# I know my favourite records they'll play
0:17:11 > 0:17:14# It helps me chase all my blues away
0:17:14 > 0:17:18# When I can hear that DJ say
0:17:18 > 0:17:22# That this is station H-A-P-P-Y
0:17:22 > 0:17:25# We plan to help your day go by
0:17:25 > 0:17:29# I said it's a musical, natural high
0:17:29 > 0:17:34# On Station H-A-P-P-Y
0:17:34 > 0:17:39# H-A-P-P-Y We plan to help your day go by
0:17:39 > 0:17:41# Oh!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44# Musical, natural
0:17:44 > 0:17:48# On Station H-A-P-P-Y
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# You should hear them
0:17:54 > 0:17:58# Every day, yeah
0:18:02 > 0:18:05# While riding home in my car
0:18:05 > 0:18:08# My happy radio is never too far
0:18:08 > 0:18:10# I just reach out my hand
0:18:10 > 0:18:12# Turn the dial
0:18:12 > 0:18:15# And I know it will make me smile
0:18:15 > 0:18:18# Cos this station H-A-P-P-Y
0:18:18 > 0:18:21# We plan to help your day go by
0:18:21 > 0:18:26- # It's a musical natural high - Yes, it is!
0:18:26 > 0:18:31# On Station H-A-P-P-Y
0:18:35 > 0:18:40# Don't you know that it's musical, natural
0:18:40 > 0:18:45# On Station H-A-P-P-Y... #
0:18:45 > 0:18:47APPLAUSE
0:18:47 > 0:18:4914 years since he was first in the charts with Stop Her On Sight,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52that's Edwin Starr and his new single H.A.P.P.Y Radio.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54This guy is interested in buying old Dakotas
0:18:54 > 0:18:55as well as making records.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57He's Gary Numan and his Tubeway Army.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01MUSIC: "Are 'Friends' Electric?"
0:19:03 > 0:19:04# It's cold outside
0:19:07 > 0:19:10# And the paint's peeling off of my walls
0:19:13 > 0:19:14# There's a man outside
0:19:18 > 0:19:20# In a long coat, grey hat smoking a cigarette
0:19:43 > 0:19:45# Now the light fades out
0:19:49 > 0:19:52# And I'm wondering what I'm doing in a room like this
0:19:54 > 0:19:55# There's a knock on the door
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# And just for a second I thought I remembered you
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# So now I'm alone
0:20:26 > 0:20:27# Now I can think for myself
0:20:29 > 0:20:31# About little deals and issues
0:20:31 > 0:20:35# Things I just can't understand
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# Like a white light that night
0:20:37 > 0:20:39# Or a slight touch at times
0:20:42 > 0:20:44# I don't think it meant anything to you
0:21:13 > 0:21:15# So I opened the door
0:21:18 > 0:21:21# It's the friend that I'd left in the hallway
0:21:24 > 0:21:25# Please sit down
0:21:29 > 0:21:31# A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
0:21:54 > 0:21:56# You know I hate to ask
0:21:59 > 0:22:01# But are friends electric?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04# Help me
0:22:04 > 0:22:06# Mine's broken down
0:22:11 > 0:22:14# And now I've no-one to love. #
0:22:20 > 0:22:22APPLAUSE
0:22:25 > 0:22:28The Tubeway Army marches on at number seven this week
0:22:28 > 0:22:30with Are 'Friends' Electric?
0:22:30 > 0:22:31And here's a lady with a great voice.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34She's Janet Kay and this is Silly Games.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00# I've been wanting you
0:23:01 > 0:23:05# For so long, it's a shame
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# Oh, baby
0:23:10 > 0:23:15# Every time I hear your name
0:23:17 > 0:23:20# Oh, the pain
0:23:20 > 0:23:25# Boy, how it hurts me inside
0:23:29 > 0:23:32# Cos every time we meet
0:23:33 > 0:23:35# We play hide and seek
0:23:37 > 0:23:40# I'm wondering what I should do
0:23:42 > 0:23:47# Should I, dear, come up to you
0:23:47 > 0:23:50# And say, "How do you do?"
0:23:53 > 0:23:57# Would you turn me away?
0:24:00 > 0:24:04# You're as much to blame
0:24:04 > 0:24:07# Cos I know you feel the same
0:24:08 > 0:24:16# I can see it in your eyes
0:24:16 > 0:24:23# But I've got no time to live this love
0:24:24 > 0:24:27# No, I've got no time
0:24:27 > 0:24:36# To play your silly games
0:24:38 > 0:24:44# Silly games
0:24:47 > 0:24:51# Yet in my mind I say
0:24:51 > 0:24:55# If he makes his move today
0:24:55 > 0:25:00# I'll just pretend to be shy
0:25:00 > 0:25:02# Oh, baby
0:25:02 > 0:25:05# It's a tragedy
0:25:07 > 0:25:10# That you and me
0:25:12 > 0:25:16# We don't even try
0:25:19 > 0:25:23# You're as much to blame
0:25:23 > 0:25:26# Cos I know you feel the same
0:25:27 > 0:25:34# I can see it in your eyes
0:25:35 > 0:25:43# But I've got no time to live this love
0:25:43 > 0:25:46# No, I've got no time
0:25:46 > 0:25:54# To play your silly games. #
0:25:54 > 0:25:57APPLAUSE
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Silly Games. And I'm going to be playing silly games on these
0:25:59 > 0:26:02all Friday night, which should be a lot of fun
0:26:02 > 0:26:03if I can keep standing up.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07At the end of this year hopefully Earth, Wind & Fire are going to visit the UK,
0:26:07 > 0:26:12but right now we're going to have to make do with this fabulous single - Boogie Wonderland.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27# Dance
0:26:29 > 0:26:30# Boogie wonderland
0:26:31 > 0:26:34# Ha, ha - dance
0:26:36 > 0:26:41# Boogie wonderland
0:26:41 > 0:26:43# Midnight creeps so slowly
0:26:43 > 0:26:48# Into hearts of men who need more than they get
0:26:48 > 0:26:51# Daylight deals a bad hand
0:26:51 > 0:26:56# To a woman who has laid too many bets
0:26:56 > 0:26:59# The mirror stares you in the face
0:26:59 > 0:27:03# And says, baby, uh-uh, it don't work
0:27:03 > 0:27:05# You say your prayers
0:27:05 > 0:27:07# Though you don't care
0:27:07 > 0:27:10# You dance and shake the hurt
0:27:10 > 0:27:13# Dance
0:27:13 > 0:27:15# Boogie wonderland
0:27:16 > 0:27:18# Ha, ha - dance
0:27:18 > 0:27:20# Ooh-ooh-ooh, dance
0:27:20 > 0:27:25# Boogie wonderland
0:27:25 > 0:27:27# Sound fly through the night
0:27:27 > 0:27:32# I chase my vinyl drams to boogie wonderland
0:27:32 > 0:27:36# I find romance when I start to dance
0:27:36 > 0:27:40# In boogie wonderland
0:27:40 > 0:27:43# I find romance when I start to dance
0:27:43 > 0:27:47# In boogie wonderland
0:27:47 > 0:27:50# All the
0:27:50 > 0:27:54# Love in the world can't be gone
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# All the
0:27:56 > 0:28:00# Need to be loved can't be wrong
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# All the records are playing
0:28:03 > 0:28:05# And my heart keeps saying
0:28:05 > 0:28:09# Boogie wonderland
0:28:09 > 0:28:11# Wonderland
0:28:11 > 0:28:14# Ha-a-a-a, ah-ah
0:28:14 > 0:28:17# Dance
0:28:17 > 0:28:19# Boogie wonderland
0:28:19 > 0:28:22# Ha, ha - dance
0:28:22 > 0:28:24# Ooh-ooh-ooh, dance
0:28:24 > 0:28:26# Boogie wonderland
0:28:26 > 0:28:29# Ooh-ooh-ooh, da-a-a-a-ance
0:28:29 > 0:28:33# I find romance when I start to dance
0:28:33 > 0:28:36# In boogie wonderland
0:28:36 > 0:28:40# I find romance when I start to dance
0:28:40 > 0:28:43# In boogie wonderland
0:28:43 > 0:28:46# Dance - oo-oo-oo-ooh, dance
0:28:46 > 0:28:48# Boogie wonderland
0:28:48 > 0:28:51# Ooh-ooh-ooh, da-a-a-a-ance
0:28:51 > 0:28:53- # Dance - # Oo-oo-oo-ooh, dance
0:28:53 > 0:28:55# Boogie wonderland
0:28:55 > 0:28:58# Ooh-ooh-ooh, da-a-a-a-ance... #
0:29:00 > 0:29:02APPLAUSE
0:29:04 > 0:29:08Couple of blokes walked into the BBC today, and walked up to the boss
0:29:08 > 0:29:10and said, "'Scuse me, guv, can we play our record on Top Of The Pops?"
0:29:10 > 0:29:14and in his winning, smiling way, he turned around to them and he said, "Gertcha!"
0:29:16 > 0:29:20# Now there's a word that I don't understand
0:29:20 > 0:29:23# I hear it every day from my old man
0:29:23 > 0:29:28# It may be Cockney rhyming slang, it ain't in no school book
0:29:30 > 0:29:34# He says it every time that he gets mad
0:29:34 > 0:29:37# A regular caution is my old dad
0:29:37 > 0:29:39# Rub the old man up the wrong way
0:29:39 > 0:29:42# Bet your life you'll hear him say
0:29:45 > 0:29:48# Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
0:29:48 > 0:29:52- # Gertcha!- When the kids are swinging on the gate
0:29:52 > 0:29:55- # Gertcha!- When the paperboy's half an hour late
0:29:55 > 0:29:59- # Gertcha!- When the pigeons are pecking at his seed
0:29:59 > 0:30:02- # Gertcha!- When the barker starts digging up his beans
0:30:02 > 0:30:05# Gertcha!
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- # Gertcha!- Bar stool preachin'
0:30:08 > 0:30:10# That's the old man's game
0:30:12 > 0:30:15# Now, the old man was a Desert Rat
0:30:16 > 0:30:18# Khaki shorts and a khaki hat
0:30:19 > 0:30:23# How me mother could have fancied that, I just don't know
0:30:26 > 0:30:29# But when the enemy came in sight
0:30:29 > 0:30:33# They gave up without a fight
0:30:33 > 0:30:35# Cos they rubbed him up the wrong way
0:30:35 > 0:30:37# This is what they heard him say
0:30:40 > 0:30:43# Gertcha, gertcha
0:30:43 > 0:30:47- # Gertcha!- When me rock 'n' roll records wake him up
0:30:47 > 0:30:50- # Gertcha!- When the Poles knock England out of the cup
0:30:50 > 0:30:54- # Gertcha!- When the kids are banging on his door
0:30:54 > 0:30:57- # Gertcha!- When the barman won't serve him any more
0:30:57 > 0:30:59# Gertcha!
0:31:00 > 0:31:03- # Gertcha!- Bar stool preachin'
0:31:03 > 0:31:05# He's always been the same
0:31:08 > 0:31:09# Gertcha!
0:31:11 > 0:31:12# Gertcha!
0:31:15 > 0:31:16# Gertcha!
0:31:18 > 0:31:20# Gertcha!
0:31:21 > 0:31:25- # Gertcha!- When me mother says he can't go down the pub
0:31:25 > 0:31:28- # Gertcha!- Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club
0:31:28 > 0:31:31- # Gertcha!- When the tom cats, when they're kicking up a din
0:31:31 > 0:31:35- # Gertcha!- Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in
0:31:35 > 0:31:38- # Gertcha!- When me mother locks him out the flat
0:31:38 > 0:31:42- # Gertcha!- When it's raining, and he can't find his hat... #
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Chas and Dave. They're about as London as boiled beef and carrots and the Old Kent Road.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49So are this lot - from deep in the heart of Deptford, it's Squeeze.
0:31:49 > 0:31:50MUSIC: "Up The Junction"
0:31:57 > 0:32:01# I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from Clapham
0:32:01 > 0:32:05# Out on the windy common, that night I ain't forgotten
0:32:05 > 0:32:09# When she dealt out the rations with some or other passions
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# I said, "You are a lady"
0:32:11 > 0:32:16# "Perhaps," she said, "I may be"
0:32:17 > 0:32:21# We moved into a basement with thoughts of our engagement
0:32:21 > 0:32:25# We stayed in by the telly although the room was smelly
0:32:25 > 0:32:29# We spent our time just kissing The Railway Arms we're missing
0:32:29 > 0:32:31# But love had got us hooked up
0:32:31 > 0:32:36# And all our time it took up
0:32:37 > 0:32:41# I got a job with Stanley He said I'd come in handy
0:32:41 > 0:32:45# And started me on Monday So I had a bath on Sunday
0:32:45 > 0:32:48# I worked 11 hours And bought the girl some flowers
0:32:49 > 0:32:56# She said she'd seen a doctor And nothing now could stop her
0:32:57 > 0:33:01# I worked all through the winter The weather brass and bitter
0:33:01 > 0:33:05# I put away a tenner Each week to make her better
0:33:05 > 0:33:09# And when the time was ready We had to sell the telly
0:33:09 > 0:33:11# Late evenings by the fire
0:33:11 > 0:33:15# The little kicks inside her
0:33:16 > 0:33:20# This morning at 4:50 I took her rather nifty
0:33:20 > 0:33:24# Down to an incubator Where 30 minutes later
0:33:24 > 0:33:28# She gave birth to a daughter Within a year a walker
0:33:28 > 0:33:30# She looked like just her mother
0:33:30 > 0:33:35# If there could be another
0:33:36 > 0:33:40# And now she's two years older Her mother's with a soldier
0:33:40 > 0:33:44# She left me when my drinking Became a proper stinging
0:33:44 > 0:33:48# The devil came and took me From bar to street to bookie
0:33:48 > 0:33:50# No more nights by the telly
0:33:50 > 0:33:54# No more nights nappies smelling
0:33:56 > 0:34:00# Alone here in the kitchen I feel there's something missing
0:34:00 > 0:34:04# I beg for some forgiveness But begging's not my business
0:34:04 > 0:34:08# And she won't write a letter although I always tell her
0:34:08 > 0:34:10# And so it's my assumption
0:34:10 > 0:34:15# I'm really up the junction. #
0:34:22 > 0:34:25APPLAUSE
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Squeeze and Up The Junction.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31I'd love to be up the junction with Anita Ward,
0:34:31 > 0:34:34the young lady from one of America's most-sung-about towns, Memphis, Tennessee.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Her first record, her first hit, her first number one.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40MUSIC: "Ring My Bell" by Anita Ward
0:34:50 > 0:34:54# I'm glad you're home
0:34:54 > 0:34:57# Now, did you really miss me?
0:34:57 > 0:35:04# I guess you did by the look in your eye
0:35:04 > 0:35:09# Well, lay back and relax
0:35:09 > 0:35:12# While I put away the dishes
0:35:12 > 0:35:19# Then you and me can rock a bell
0:35:19 > 0:35:25# You can ring my bell, ring my bell
0:35:26 > 0:35:32# You can ring my bell, ring my bell
0:35:35 > 0:35:40# You can ring my bell, ring my bell
0:35:42 > 0:35:47# You can ring my bell, ring my bell
0:35:50 > 0:35:58# The night is young and full of possibilities
0:35:58 > 0:36:05# Well, come on and let yourself be free
0:36:05 > 0:36:13# My love for you so long I've been saving
0:36:13 > 0:36:18# Tonight was made for me and you
0:36:20 > 0:36:25# You can ring my bell, ring my bell
0:36:25 > 0:36:28# Ring my bell, ding, dong, ding, ah
0:36:28 > 0:36:33# You can ring my bell, ring my bell
0:36:33 > 0:36:35# You can ring by bell
0:36:35 > 0:36:40# You can ring my bell, ring my bell
0:36:40 > 0:36:42# Ring my bell, ding, dong, ding, ah
0:36:42 > 0:36:48# You can ring my bell, ring my bell
0:36:48 > 0:36:51# Ring my bell
0:36:51 > 0:36:55# You can ring my bell You can ring my bell
0:36:55 > 0:36:58# Ding, dong, ding, ah
0:36:58 > 0:36:59# Ring it
0:36:59 > 0:37:03# You can ring my bell any time anywhere
0:37:03 > 0:37:06# Ring it, ring it, ring it, ah
0:37:06 > 0:37:10# You can ring my bell You can ring my bell
0:37:10 > 0:37:13# Ding, dong, ding, ah
0:37:13 > 0:37:14# Ring it
0:37:14 > 0:37:17# You can ring my bell any time, anywhere
0:37:17 > 0:37:21# Ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it Ah!
0:37:21 > 0:37:25# You can ring my bell You can ring my bell
0:37:25 > 0:37:29# Ding, dong, ding, ah, ring it
0:37:29 > 0:37:33# You can ring my bell any time, anywhere... #
0:37:33 > 0:37:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:37 > 0:37:40Anita Ward, lovely lady. Congratulations to her
0:37:40 > 0:37:44on her number one, Ring My Bell. These ladies are ringing my bells
0:37:44 > 0:37:47and we're ringing the bells on this week's programme.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51We'll see you next week for another edition of Top Of The Pops. Night-night.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54MUSIC: "Cavatina" by The Shadows