0:00:02 > 0:00:04I thought tonight's proceedings were going to be held in camera
0:00:04 > 0:00:07but in fact we're just mucking in on tonight's Top Of The Pops!
0:00:50 > 0:00:54# Well, then I saw her standing there
0:00:54 > 0:01:00# Gold lame jumpsuit and gold lame hair
0:01:07 > 0:01:10# Once upon a time life was so easy
0:01:10 > 0:01:13# Used to get my kicks from fishing in the stream
0:01:13 > 0:01:19# And my great delight was the hot piece Saturday night
0:01:19 > 0:01:24# When I could dance with Judy or Marie
0:01:24 > 0:01:28# Well, then I saw her standing there
0:01:28 > 0:01:33# Gold lame jumpsuit and gold lame hair
0:01:33 > 0:01:41# And oh no, I was falling in love with a drag race driver
0:01:41 > 0:01:44# Oh no, she could not get enough
0:01:44 > 0:01:48# My drag race driver
0:01:48 > 0:01:55# And I really didn't think that I'd survive her
0:01:55 > 0:02:03# Getting hooked on a drag race queen
0:02:07 > 0:02:10# She slid right up to me real easy
0:02:10 > 0:02:14# And said "Hi baby my name is Jean"
0:02:14 > 0:02:19# I just said, "Hello, I'm Rick and I bet you're a Scorpio"
0:02:19 > 0:02:25# She said, "Honey I'm a drag race queen"
0:02:25 > 0:02:28# And baby, I'm tired of this job
0:02:28 > 0:02:30# I got a brand-new car
0:02:30 > 0:02:34# Let's go for a drive
0:02:34 > 0:02:37# Oh no, I was falling in love
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# With a drag race driver
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# Oh no, she couldn't get enough
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# My drag race driver
0:02:48 > 0:02:56# And I really didn't think that I'd survive her
0:02:56 > 0:03:03# Getting hooked on a drag race queen
0:03:05 > 0:03:11# We jumped into her hyped-up overhead twin-cam fuel injection
0:03:11 > 0:03:14# Just forget the carburettor
0:03:14 > 0:03:16# Upset her
0:03:18 > 0:03:21# We here doing about 103
0:03:21 > 0:03:23# Ooh
0:03:23 > 0:03:27# Ain't it real good to be out on the road and free?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29# Baby, come close
0:03:29 > 0:03:32# And how do you feel?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35# Oh no, I was falling in love
0:03:35 > 0:03:39# With a drag race driver
0:03:39 > 0:03:42# Oh no, she can't get enough
0:03:42 > 0:03:46# My drag race driver
0:03:46 > 0:03:49# Oh no, I was falling in love
0:03:49 > 0:03:52# With a drag race driver... # APPLAUSE
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Well, if you've just gone, "Here, who are that lot?"
0:03:55 > 0:03:57you're not to blame, they are new to Top Of The Pops.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01That's Sunfighter and The Story Of The Drag Race Queen.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04There are some nice love songs in the Top 30 at the moment - awww -
0:04:04 > 0:04:08and here's one of the nicest ones - from Liverpool Express, You Are My Love.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30# You are my love
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# You are the one that I adore
0:04:33 > 0:04:35# You are my love
0:04:35 > 0:04:39# You are what I have waited for
0:04:39 > 0:04:44# Oh, you are my love
0:04:45 > 0:04:49# Oh, you are my love
0:04:51 > 0:04:55# Oh, you are my love
0:04:55 > 0:04:58# You are my day
0:04:58 > 0:05:01# You changed my winter into spring
0:05:01 > 0:05:08# You came my way and then my heart began to sing
0:05:08 > 0:05:12# Oh, you are my love
0:05:13 > 0:05:17# Oh, you are my love
0:05:20 > 0:05:23# Oh, you are my love
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# Times were getting lonely
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# I was thinking only
0:05:30 > 0:05:36# Yesterday about the friends I thought I had
0:05:36 > 0:05:39# But no-one ever came to call on
0:05:39 > 0:05:42# They weren't around to close the door on
0:05:42 > 0:05:46# Never thought that things would get that way
0:05:46 > 0:05:49# You are my love
0:05:49 > 0:05:52# You are the one I'll always need
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# You are my love
0:05:54 > 0:05:58# For you I'd get down on my knees
0:05:58 > 0:06:02# Oh, you are my love
0:06:05 > 0:06:08# Oh, you are my love
0:06:10 > 0:06:14# Oh, you are my love
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- # You are my love - Times were getting lonely
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- # You are the one that I adore - I was thinking only
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- # You are my love - Yesterday about the friends
0:06:53 > 0:06:55# You are the one I have waited for
0:06:55 > 0:06:56# Who used to call on me
0:06:56 > 0:07:00# Oh, you are my love
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# Oh, you are my love
0:07:07 > 0:07:11# Oh, you are my love. #
0:07:11 > 0:07:13APPLAUSE
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Good enough to eat.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16That is You Are My Love.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18But don't hop aboard the Liverpool Express,
0:07:18 > 0:07:20because at this point we "Moscow"
0:07:20 > 0:07:22and I'm sorry to "Russia" but we're off to see the Cossacks,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25because The Beatles are Back In The USSR.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39# Oh flew in from Miami Beach BOAC
0:07:39 > 0:07:43# Didn't get to bed last night
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# On the way the paper bag was on my knee
0:07:46 > 0:07:48# Man, I had a dreadful flight
0:07:48 > 0:07:52# I'm back in the USSR
0:07:52 > 0:07:55# You don't know how lucky you are, boy
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# Back in the USSR
0:07:59 > 0:08:03# Been away so long I hardly knew the place
0:08:03 > 0:08:06# Gee, it's good to be back home
0:08:06 > 0:08:10# Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# Honey, disconnect the phone
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# I'm back in the USSR
0:08:15 > 0:08:18# You don't know how lucky you are, boy
0:08:18 > 0:08:21# Back in the US Back in the US
0:08:21 > 0:08:23# Back in the USSR
0:08:26 > 0:08:28# Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out
0:08:28 > 0:08:31# They leave the West behind
0:08:31 > 0:08:35# And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
0:08:35 > 0:08:41# That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my mind... #
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Oh, come on!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57# ..I'm back in the USSR
0:08:57 > 0:09:01# You don't know how lucky you are, boy
0:09:01 > 0:09:03# Back in the USSR
0:09:05 > 0:09:09# Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out
0:09:09 > 0:09:12# They leave the West behind
0:09:12 > 0:09:16# And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
0:09:16 > 0:09:21# That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my mind
0:09:21 > 0:09:26# Oh, show me round your snow-peaked mountains way down south
0:09:26 > 0:09:30# Take me to your daddy's farm
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out
0:09:33 > 0:09:35# Come and keep your comrade warm
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# I'm back in the USSR
0:09:37 > 0:09:42# Hey, you don't know how lucky you are, boy
0:09:42 > 0:09:44# Back in the USSR
0:09:44 > 0:09:47# Oh, let me tell you, honey...
0:09:47 > 0:09:50# I'm back
0:09:50 > 0:09:52# Whoo-hoo-hoo
0:09:56 > 0:09:58# Back in the USSR. #
0:09:59 > 0:10:01APPLAUSE
0:10:01 > 0:10:05Quite a pleasant change to see some snow.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10The last time I met Bobby Goldsboro was following the second-time success of Honey
0:10:10 > 0:10:14and he was telling me that he'd been sent many other songs in a similar vein.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18He's found one right now which could be very successful -
0:10:18 > 0:10:23it's a real heartstring-tugger. It's the story of Buck.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29# Buck was born on a beautiful morning
0:10:29 > 0:10:32# And I felt very proud
0:10:32 > 0:10:36# Let's just say, it's not every day
0:10:36 > 0:10:39# That you see me cry out loud
0:10:39 > 0:10:43# Hair like sunshine and a smile as warm
0:10:43 > 0:10:47# And the prettiest eyes you'll find
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# One day last spring
0:10:49 > 0:10:56# My lady and I found out those eyes were blind
0:10:56 > 0:11:00# Save a butterfly for me, Daddy
0:11:00 > 0:11:04# They sound so pretty to me
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Tell me about the butterflies
0:11:08 > 0:11:11# And all the things you see
0:11:13 > 0:11:16# Well, over there, Buck
0:11:16 > 0:11:21# Lies a beautiful meadow with the colours of gold and tan
0:11:21 > 0:11:25# With the smell of hay and the sound of crickets
0:11:25 > 0:11:28# Here, Buck - take my hand
0:11:28 > 0:11:32# And I wish you could see that big old tree
0:11:32 > 0:11:35# With its limbs reaching up to the sky
0:11:36 > 0:11:40# And a bed of flowers growing at its feet
0:11:40 > 0:11:43# And a big, yellow butterfly
0:11:44 > 0:11:49# Save a butterfly for me, Daddy
0:11:49 > 0:11:52# Before they disappear
0:11:52 > 0:11:56# Save a butterfly for me, Daddy
0:11:56 > 0:12:00# On his cheek was a tiny tear
0:12:05 > 0:12:10# So we packed up our bags and our hopes and our dreams
0:12:10 > 0:12:13# And we all went to town that day
0:12:13 > 0:12:17# I sneaked off to the hospital chapel
0:12:17 > 0:12:21# I got down on my knees and I prayed
0:12:21 > 0:12:26# Save a butterfly for my boy, Lord
0:12:26 > 0:12:29# I sure need nothing for me
0:12:29 > 0:12:33# Send an angel of joy to touch him
0:12:33 > 0:12:38# The way that he's touched me
0:12:44 > 0:12:47# Now there are things in this universe
0:12:47 > 0:12:51# That we just don't understand
0:12:51 > 0:12:55# And through an open window came a butterfly
0:12:55 > 0:12:58# To land on Buck's small hand
0:12:58 > 0:13:03# The doctor's face was strangely quiet
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# As if it just couldn't be
0:13:05 > 0:13:09# But the light was in my boy's face
0:13:09 > 0:13:13# Daddy, he said, I can see
0:13:15 > 0:13:19# Save a butterfly for us, Bucky
0:13:19 > 0:13:23# We're all so blind, it seems
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# That we've not seen the magic
0:13:26 > 0:13:32# In the power of a little boy's dreams. #
0:13:41 > 0:13:43APPLAUSE
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Nearly as bad as peeling onions. I was quite overcome, there.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52The first time I heard this next song, I fell for it hook, line and sinker.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I got rid of the line and sinker - here's the hook.
0:13:57 > 0:14:03# When your body's had enough of me
0:14:03 > 0:14:08# And I'm laying flat out on the floor
0:14:08 > 0:14:13# When you think I've loved you all I can
0:14:13 > 0:14:18# I'm going to love you a little bit more
0:14:20 > 0:14:24# Come on over here and lay by my side
0:14:24 > 0:14:29# I've got to be touching you
0:14:29 > 0:14:35# Let me rub your tired shoulders
0:14:35 > 0:14:40# The way I used to do
0:14:40 > 0:14:43# Look into my eyes
0:14:43 > 0:14:46# And give me that smile
0:14:46 > 0:14:50# The one that always turns me on
0:14:51 > 0:14:55# And let me take your hair down
0:14:55 > 0:15:02# Cos we're staying up to greet the sun
0:15:02 > 0:15:08# And when your body's had enough of me
0:15:08 > 0:15:13# And I'm laying flat out on the floor
0:15:13 > 0:15:18# When you think I've loved you all I can
0:15:18 > 0:15:22# I'm going to love you a little bit more
0:15:25 > 0:15:30# Got to say a few things that have been on my mind
0:15:30 > 0:15:35# And you know where my mind has been
0:15:35 > 0:15:40# I guess I learned my lessons
0:15:40 > 0:15:44# And now's the time to begin
0:15:44 > 0:15:50# So if you're feeling all right and you're ready for me
0:15:50 > 0:15:54# I know that I'm ready for you
0:15:56 > 0:16:00# We better get it on now
0:16:00 > 0:16:07# Cos we got a whole life to live through
0:16:07 > 0:16:12# And when your body's had enough of me
0:16:12 > 0:16:17# And I'm laying flat out on the floor
0:16:17 > 0:16:22# When you think I've loved you all I can
0:16:22 > 0:16:27# I'm going to love you a little bit more. #
0:16:27 > 0:16:29APPLAUSE
0:16:29 > 0:16:33The lady second from the left has promised me a special thank you if I introduce them nicely,
0:16:33 > 0:16:39which is a bit strange, cos they're called Glamour Puss. If they want to be called Nicely, here's Nicely.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46# Superman, Superman Are you going to love me?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50# Superman, superman What you thinking of me?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52# Superman, superman
0:16:52 > 0:16:53# You're the one I need
0:16:53 > 0:16:57# I'm going to follow wherever you lead
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- # When I walk down the street - I feel kind of proud
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- # From my head to my feet - Thinking out loud
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- # I imagine you are there - Walking by my side
0:17:07 > 0:17:10# Nobody knows of the nights that I've cried
0:17:10 > 0:17:14# Superman, whoa-oh-oh
0:17:14 > 0:17:16# Superman
0:17:16 > 0:17:20# You know that everything was wrong till you came along
0:17:24 > 0:17:28# Superman, whoa-oh-oh
0:17:28 > 0:17:30# Superman
0:17:30 > 0:17:36# You know that I'm in Wonderland now that I'm with Superman
0:17:37 > 0:17:39# Superman, Superman
0:17:39 > 0:17:43# When you going to tell me where I am in your plan?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46# Are you going to help me to live in a dream
0:17:46 > 0:17:48# Like I've never known?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51# Don't want to be in love all on my own
0:17:51 > 0:17:54# Cos you know that I like everything about you
0:17:54 > 0:17:56# You're the strong, silent type
0:17:56 > 0:18:00# Couldn't live without you for a day or a week
0:18:00 > 0:18:01# I could never do
0:18:01 > 0:18:05# I'm going to stick to you closer than glue
0:18:05 > 0:18:08# Superman, whoa-oh-oh
0:18:08 > 0:18:10# Superman
0:18:10 > 0:18:14# You know that everything was wrong till you came along
0:18:18 > 0:18:22# Superman, whoa-oh-oh
0:18:22 > 0:18:23# Superman
0:18:23 > 0:18:30# You know that I'm in Wonderland now that I'm with Superman
0:18:41 > 0:18:45# Superman, whoa-oh-oh
0:18:45 > 0:18:46# Superman
0:18:46 > 0:18:52# You know that everything was wrong till you came along
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- # Superman, you're my Superman - Whoa-oh-oh
0:18:58 > 0:19:03- # Superman, you're my Superman - You know that I'm in Wonderland
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# Now that I'm with Superman. #
0:19:08 > 0:19:11APPLAUSE
0:19:13 > 0:19:17That's Glamour Puss, singing all about Superman.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20It would be very different to have a bit of ballet dancing
0:19:20 > 0:19:23to back a hit song on Top Of The Pops. Be different, wouldn't it?
0:19:23 > 0:19:27We're not going to do that, cos this is Status Quo.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30APPLAUSE
0:19:51 > 0:19:53# The boys know what you're giving
0:19:53 > 0:19:55# You give the boys such a lot of fun
0:19:55 > 0:19:58# And by the way that you make a living
0:19:58 > 0:20:01# You got the boys all on the run
0:20:01 > 0:20:03# Everything's showing you really got me going
0:20:03 > 0:20:06# Maybe you can give me a price
0:20:06 > 0:20:09# I want to try it Yeah, I want to buy it
0:20:09 > 0:20:11# Tell me, would you treat me nice?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# Oh, my legs are shaking
0:20:14 > 0:20:17# Oh, my heart is breaking
0:20:17 > 0:20:21# I'm just feeling like a boy
0:20:23 > 0:20:25# Now I just can't slow down
0:20:25 > 0:20:27# Got to get in, go down
0:20:27 > 0:20:31# Have my share of pride and joy
0:20:54 > 0:20:56# Now I've got your name and number
0:20:56 > 0:20:59# I like to look upon your face
0:20:59 > 0:21:02# And now you know that I want to take you
0:21:02 > 0:21:05# Give me the time You can name the place
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# Call me honey You can take my money
0:21:07 > 0:21:10# Maybe we can make a deal
0:21:10 > 0:21:12# I really mean it Got to get between it
0:21:12 > 0:21:15# Do you know the way I feel?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18# Oh, I'm feeling kind of
0:21:18 > 0:21:20# Like I've got to find
0:21:20 > 0:21:23# A way to make you understand
0:21:26 > 0:21:28# Oh, I know you're lying
0:21:28 > 0:21:31# And your love I'm buying
0:21:31 > 0:21:35# Oh, I'm feeling like a man. #
0:22:24 > 0:22:25APPLAUSE
0:22:25 > 0:22:28This number I think will be a great big smash.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31It's got all the right ingredients. Jimmy James and the Vagabonds!
0:22:47 > 0:22:51- # Now! - Now is the time to set things right
0:22:53 > 0:22:58- # Now! - Now is the time we should unite
0:23:01 > 0:23:05# We don't need revolution
0:23:05 > 0:23:08# We just need to open our eyes
0:23:08 > 0:23:12# Revolution is no solution
0:23:12 > 0:23:15# We ought to realise
0:23:15 > 0:23:20- # Now! - Now is the time to set things right
0:23:23 > 0:23:28- # Now! - Now is the time to see the light
0:23:30 > 0:23:33# Looking back to see the future
0:23:33 > 0:23:37# Entering the age of nuclear
0:23:37 > 0:23:42# Now is the time to set things right
0:23:45 > 0:23:47# Take a look around
0:23:47 > 0:23:49# What a mess we're living in
0:23:52 > 0:23:54# God created love
0:23:54 > 0:23:56# But man, ha!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58# He created sin
0:23:59 > 0:24:03# Taking from the Earth but never, ever putting in
0:24:06 > 0:24:12# Now what becomes of man when he has used up everything?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14# Won't somebody tell me?
0:24:14 > 0:24:20- # Now! - Now is the time to set things right
0:24:22 > 0:24:27- # Now! - Now is the time to see the light
0:24:29 > 0:24:33# We don't need revolution
0:24:33 > 0:24:37# We just need to open our eyes
0:24:37 > 0:24:41# Revolution is no solution
0:24:41 > 0:24:44# We ought to realise
0:24:44 > 0:24:49- # Now! - Now is the time to set things right
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- # Now! - Now is the time to see the light
0:24:59 > 0:25:03# Looking back to see the future
0:25:03 > 0:25:06# Entering the age of nuclear
0:25:06 > 0:25:12# Now is the time to set things right
0:25:14 > 0:25:19- # Now! - Now is the time to set things right
0:25:21 > 0:25:26- # Now! - Now is the time we should unite
0:25:28 > 0:25:32# We don't need revolution
0:25:32 > 0:25:36# We just need to open our eyes
0:25:36 > 0:25:40# Revolution is no solution
0:25:40 > 0:25:43# We ought to realise
0:25:43 > 0:25:48- # Now! - Now is the time to set things right
0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Now is the time
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- # Now! - Now is the time we should unite. #
0:25:55 > 0:25:57APPLAUSE
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Oh, yeah - Jimmy James and the Vagabonds, Now Is The Time.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Now is the time on Top Of The Pops for the Number One.
0:26:04 > 0:26:09What is the really big thing in Greece at the moment? No, not a BBC hamburger - it's Demis Roussos.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13APPLAUSE
0:26:13 > 0:26:17# La-la, la-la, la, la la, la, la, la
0:26:17 > 0:26:20# La, la, la-la, la-la, la, la la-la, la, la, la, la-la
0:26:20 > 0:26:25# La, la-la, la, la, la-la
0:26:25 > 0:26:29# Ever and ever, forever and ever
0:26:29 > 0:26:33# You'll be the one
0:26:33 > 0:26:37# That shines on me
0:26:37 > 0:26:41# Like the morning sun
0:26:41 > 0:26:45# Ever and ever, forever and ever
0:26:45 > 0:26:49# You'll be my spring
0:26:49 > 0:26:53# My rainbow's end
0:26:53 > 0:26:57# And the song I sing
0:26:57 > 0:27:05# Take me far beyond imagination
0:27:05 > 0:27:09# You're my dream come true
0:27:09 > 0:27:14# My consolation
0:27:14 > 0:27:18# Ever and ever, forever and ever
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# You'll be my dream
0:27:21 > 0:27:25# My symphony
0:27:25 > 0:27:29# My own lover's theme
0:27:29 > 0:27:34# Ever and ever, forever and ever
0:27:34 > 0:27:37# My destiny
0:27:37 > 0:27:45# Will follow you eternally
0:27:45 > 0:27:50# La-la, la-la, la, la, la la la-la, la, la-la
0:27:50 > 0:27:57# La-la, la-la, la, la, la la la-la, la, la-la
0:28:29 > 0:28:36# Take me far beyond imagination
0:28:37 > 0:28:41# You're my dream come true
0:28:41 > 0:28:45# My consolation
0:28:45 > 0:28:49# Ever and ever, forever and ever
0:28:49 > 0:28:53# You'll be the one
0:28:53 > 0:28:56# That shines in me
0:28:56 > 0:29:01# Like the morning sun
0:29:01 > 0:29:05# Ever and ever, forever and ever
0:29:05 > 0:29:08# My destiny
0:29:08 > 0:29:16# Will follow you eternally. #
0:29:16 > 0:29:18APPLAUSE
0:29:18 > 0:29:20There he is, the Greek Womble.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23That's Demis Rousos-os-os-os-os and he's made it to number one.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25I'll be on the breakfast show tomorrow.
0:29:25 > 0:29:26I hope you all make it as well.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28We leave you from this edition of Top Of The Pops
0:29:28 > 0:29:31with The Chanter Sisters and Sideshow. Good night. Bye-bye.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36# Roll up, roll up
0:29:38 > 0:29:40# Roll up, roll up
0:29:42 > 0:29:44# Roll up, roll up
0:29:46 > 0:29:47# Roll up, roll up
0:29:47 > 0:29:50# I'm back in town again
0:29:50 > 0:29:51# Roll up, roll up
0:29:51 > 0:29:54# I am your fool again
0:29:54 > 0:29:55# Roll up, roll up
0:29:55 > 0:29:58# Doing your modern thing
0:29:58 > 0:29:59# Roll up, roll up
0:29:59 > 0:30:02# That breaks a part of me
0:30:02 > 0:30:03# Roll up, roll up
0:30:03 > 0:30:05# I am the mighty mouse
0:30:05 > 0:30:07# Roll up, roll up
0:30:07 > 0:30:09# Doing the second house
0:30:09 > 0:30:11# Roll up, roll up
0:30:11 > 0:30:14- # And when you buy my time - Roll up, roll up
0:30:14 > 0:30:16# I'm back in pantomime... #