0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to all that's best in the chart in this week's Top Of The Pops.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07MUSIC: "C'mon Everybody" by Sex Pistols
0:00:21 > 0:00:22# Well, c'mon, everybody
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Let's get together tonight
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# I've got some money in my jeans and I'm really gonna spend it right
0:00:31 > 0:00:35# Well, I've been doin' my homework all week long
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Now to have some fifty and my folks are gone
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Ooh! C'mon, everybody... #
0:00:48 > 0:00:49This week's chart countdown,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52to the tune of Eddie Cochran's C'mon Everybody, Sex Pistols.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55We begin with The Real Thing and Boogie Down.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Boogie down
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# Get funky, now
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# Boogie down
0:01:01 > 0:01:02# Get funky, now
0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Whoop-woo!
0:01:06 > 0:01:07# Boogie down
0:01:07 > 0:01:09# Whoop-woo!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11# Get funky, now
0:01:11 > 0:01:13# Whoop-woo!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16# Boogie down
0:01:16 > 0:01:17# Whoop-woo!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19# Get funky, now
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Gonna take you up, up
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# Gonna take you to the top
0:01:31 > 0:01:34# Ain't gonna stop until you drop
0:01:35 > 0:01:37# Gonna take you high
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# Gonna take you to the sky
0:01:39 > 0:01:41# Gonna take you high
0:01:41 > 0:01:42# We'll make you fly
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# Gonna make you move
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# Till you can't resist the mood
0:01:47 > 0:01:49# Everybody move
0:01:49 > 0:01:51# Ah...
0:01:51 > 0:01:53# Feel the groove, feel the groove
0:01:53 > 0:01:55# Feel the groove, groove...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59# Boogie down
0:01:59 > 0:02:00# Whoop-woo!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02# Get funky now
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Whoop-woo!
0:02:05 > 0:02:06# Boogie down
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Whoop-woo!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# Get funky now
0:02:18 > 0:02:20# Gonna funk it up
0:02:20 > 0:02:22# We can make you high
0:02:22 > 0:02:23# Funk it up
0:02:23 > 0:02:25# We'll make you high
0:02:26 > 0:02:28# If you do your thing
0:02:28 > 0:02:30# We'll make your body swing
0:02:30 > 0:02:32# Do your thing
0:02:32 > 0:02:33# Do your funky thing
0:02:34 > 0:02:36# Dance to the beat
0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Until you feel the heat
0:02:38 > 0:02:40# Reach your feet
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# Ah...
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# Feel the heat, feel the heat
0:02:44 > 0:02:46# Feel the heat, heat...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- # Boogie down - Boogie down
0:02:49 > 0:02:51# Whoop-woo!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- # Get funky, now - Get funky, now
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- # Whoop-woo! - Boogie down
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- # Boogie down - Get funky, now
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- # Whoop-woo! - Boogie down
0:03:00 > 0:03:01# Get funky, now... #
0:03:04 > 0:03:07APPLAUSE
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Let's get with The Real Thing and Boogie Down.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Eagle-eyed viewers will have spotted Chris
0:03:11 > 0:03:12making his debut on bass guitar.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Now, making his customary pose
0:03:14 > 0:03:16with his rock 'n' roll band, Rockpile,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18it's Dave Edmunds and Girls Talk.
0:03:24 > 0:03:30# There are some things you can't cover up with lipstick and powder
0:03:32 > 0:03:34# Thought I heard you mention my name
0:03:34 > 0:03:38# Can't you talk any louder?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42# Don't come any closer Don't come any nearer
0:03:42 > 0:03:46# My vision of you can't come any clearer
0:03:46 > 0:03:53# Oh, I just want to hear girls talk
0:03:54 > 0:04:00# Got a loaded imagination being fired by girls' talk
0:04:02 > 0:04:05# It's a more or less situation
0:04:05 > 0:04:07# It's fired by girls' talk
0:04:09 > 0:04:12# But I can't say the words you wanna hear
0:04:12 > 0:04:16# I suppose you're gonna have to play it by ear
0:04:16 > 0:04:17# Right here
0:04:17 > 0:04:21# And now girls talk
0:04:21 > 0:04:24# And they want to know how
0:04:24 > 0:04:25# Girls talk
0:04:25 > 0:04:28# And they say it's not allowed
0:04:28 > 0:04:29# Girls talk
0:04:29 > 0:04:31# If they say that it's so
0:04:31 > 0:04:36# Don't they think that I'd know by now?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39# Got the word up on everyone's lipstick
0:04:39 > 0:04:42# That you're dedicated
0:04:44 > 0:04:47# You may not be an old-fashioned girl
0:04:47 > 0:04:51# But you're going to get dated
0:04:51 > 0:04:52# Was it really murder?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Were you just pretending?
0:04:54 > 0:05:00# Lately, I have heard you are the living end
0:05:02 > 0:05:03# Girls talk
0:05:03 > 0:05:05# And they wanna know how
0:05:05 > 0:05:06# Girls talk
0:05:06 > 0:05:09# And they say it's not allowed
0:05:09 > 0:05:10# Girls talk
0:05:10 > 0:05:13# And they think they know how
0:05:13 > 0:05:14# Girls talk
0:05:14 > 0:05:16# If they say that it's so
0:05:16 > 0:05:22# Don't they think that I'd know by now?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39# But I can't say the words you wanna hear
0:05:39 > 0:05:44# I suppose you're gonna have to play it by ear
0:05:44 > 0:05:45# I hear
0:05:45 > 0:05:51# There are some things you can't cover up with lipstick and powder
0:05:52 > 0:05:55# Thought I heard you mention my name
0:05:55 > 0:05:58# Can't you talk any louder?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03# Don't come any closer Don't come any nearer
0:06:03 > 0:06:08# My vision of you can't come any clearer
0:06:08 > 0:06:09# Girls talk
0:06:09 > 0:06:12# And they wanna know how... #
0:06:12 > 0:06:13APPLAUSE
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Girls Talk, Dave Edmunds with Nick Lowe and Co.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Right now, it's time to introduce Legs and...Canine,
0:06:19 > 0:06:23to the music of Donna Summer and Bad Girls.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30# Toot-toot
0:06:30 > 0:06:33# Beep-beep
0:06:33 > 0:06:35# Toot-toot
0:06:35 > 0:06:37# Beep-beep
0:06:37 > 0:06:39# Toot-toot
0:06:39 > 0:06:40# Beep-beep
0:06:41 > 0:06:42# Bad girls
0:06:44 > 0:06:46# Talking about the sad girls
0:06:49 > 0:06:50# Sad girls
0:06:52 > 0:06:55# Talking about bad girls, yeah
0:06:57 > 0:07:00# See them out on the street at night
0:07:00 > 0:07:01# Walkin'
0:07:01 > 0:07:03# Picking up all kinds of strangers
0:07:03 > 0:07:05# If the price is right
0:07:05 > 0:07:08# You can't score if your pocket's tight
0:07:09 > 0:07:13# But you want a good time
0:07:15 > 0:07:17# You ask yourself
0:07:19 > 0:07:21# Who they are
0:07:23 > 0:07:25# Like everybody else
0:07:25 > 0:07:33# They come from near and far
0:07:33 > 0:07:35# Bad girls, yeah
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- # Bad girls - Bad girls
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- # Talking about the sad girls, yeah - Sad girls
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- # The sad girls - Sad girls
0:07:48 > 0:07:51# Talking about bad girls, yeah
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# Friday night and the strip is hot
0:07:56 > 0:07:57# Hot
0:07:57 > 0:08:00# Sun's gone down and they're out to trot
0:08:00 > 0:08:01# Out trottin'
0:08:01 > 0:08:05# Spirit's high and legs look hot
0:08:05 > 0:08:08# Do you wanna get down?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13# Now don't you ask yourself
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# Who they are?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21# Like everybody else
0:08:21 > 0:08:25# They wanna be a star
0:08:25 > 0:08:30# Oh
0:08:30 > 0:08:31# Yeah, yeah
0:08:32 > 0:08:34# Bad girl, sad girl
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# You're such a dirty, bad girl
0:08:36 > 0:08:38# Beep-beep
0:08:38 > 0:08:39# Uh-huh
0:08:40 > 0:08:42# You bad girl, you sad girl
0:08:42 > 0:08:44# You're such a dirty bad girl
0:08:44 > 0:08:46# Beep-beep... #
0:08:46 > 0:08:48APPLAUSE
0:08:48 > 0:08:50While Legs & Co poodle on out of the studio,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52here's the latest in a long line
0:08:52 > 0:08:54of rock 'n' roll cover versions this week
0:08:54 > 0:08:55from the Darts.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58# Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:09:00 > 0:09:02# Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:09:02 > 0:09:04# Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- # Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl - Ooh
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- # Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl - Ooh
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- # Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl - Ooh
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- # Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl... - I, I, I...
0:09:12 > 0:09:16# As I, I wander through this world
0:09:16 > 0:09:20# Nothing can stop the Duke of Earl
0:09:20 > 0:09:24# And you, you are my girl
0:09:24 > 0:09:27# No-one can hurt you, no, no
0:09:27 > 0:09:30# Cos I
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# I really, really love you
0:09:33 > 0:09:35# Oh-oh
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# Come on, baby, hold me
0:09:37 > 0:09:42# Cos I'm the Duke of Earl
0:09:42 > 0:09:45# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:09:45 > 0:09:47# And when I hold you
0:09:49 > 0:09:51# You are my Duchess
0:09:51 > 0:09:53# My Duchess of Earl
0:09:53 > 0:09:57# We'll walk, walk through my dukedom
0:09:57 > 0:10:00# And the paradise we will share
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Yeah, I
0:10:03 > 0:10:06# I really do love you
0:10:06 > 0:10:07# Oh-oh
0:10:07 > 0:10:10# So, come on, baby, hold me
0:10:10 > 0:10:15# Yeah, I'm the Duke of Earl
0:10:15 > 0:10:17# Earl
0:10:17 > 0:10:19# Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:10:19 > 0:10:22# Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:10:22 > 0:10:24# Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:10:24 > 0:10:25# Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:10:25 > 0:10:27# Doobie-doo, doobie-doo Duke of Earl
0:10:27 > 0:10:29# Doobie-doo, doobie-doo Duke of Earl
0:10:29 > 0:10:31# Doobie-doo, doobie-doo Duke of Earl
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# Doobie-doo, doobie-doo Duke of Earl
0:10:33 > 0:10:36# Yeah, I
0:10:36 > 0:10:40# I really could be so wrong
0:10:40 > 0:10:43# But no-one's going to stop me
0:10:43 > 0:10:47# Cos I'm the Duke of Earl
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:11:05 > 0:11:09# As I, I wander through this world
0:11:10 > 0:11:12# No-one's gonna stop me
0:11:12 > 0:11:14# Duke of Earl
0:11:14 > 0:11:18# And you, you are my girl
0:11:18 > 0:11:21# No-one can hurt you, no, no
0:11:21 > 0:11:24# Cos I
0:11:24 > 0:11:27# I really will love you
0:11:27 > 0:11:29# Oh-oh
0:11:29 > 0:11:31# Nothing can hurt you
0:11:31 > 0:11:38# Cos I'm the Duke of Earl
0:11:38 > 0:11:40# Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- # Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl... - Come on, baby, hold me
0:11:43 > 0:11:45# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:11:45 > 0:11:46# Duke of Earl
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- # Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl - Ah...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# I'm the Duke Of Earl... #
0:11:52 > 0:11:53APPLAUSE
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Darts, with the classic Duke Of Earl.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58They've been outside the top 30 for some weeks now.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01This week, they're a new entry, in at 26 - the UK Subs!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04# One two three Four five six
0:12:04 > 0:12:07# Gotta do a dance And it goes like this
0:12:14 > 0:12:17# Well, some little girl's gotta hold on me
0:12:17 > 0:12:19# She's only 18, but oh so sweet
0:12:19 > 0:12:20# Got me down on my knees
0:12:20 > 0:12:22# Got a stranglehold on me
0:12:22 > 0:12:25# Puts her arms around me like a vice
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# It's oh so painful but nice
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# I can only take it once or twice
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# Got a stranglehold on me
0:12:31 > 0:12:33# Got a stranglehold on me
0:12:33 > 0:12:35# Got a stranglehold on me
0:12:35 > 0:12:37# Got a stranglehold on me
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# Stranglehold
0:12:47 > 0:12:49# Puts her arms around me like a vice
0:12:49 > 0:12:51# Oh so painful but nice
0:12:51 > 0:12:53# I can only take it once or twice
0:12:53 > 0:12:55# Got a stranglehold on me
0:12:55 > 0:12:57# Got a stranglehold on me
0:12:57 > 0:12:59# Got a stranglehold on me
0:12:59 > 0:13:01# Got a stranglehold on me
0:13:01 > 0:13:03# Stranglehold
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# Got a stranglehold on me
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Got a stranglehold on me
0:13:07 > 0:13:09# Got a stranglehold on me
0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Stranglehold
0:13:15 > 0:13:17# Five six seven Eight nine ten
0:13:17 > 0:13:19# You want more? We'll do it again
0:13:19 > 0:13:21# Got a stranglehold on me
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# Got a stranglehold on me
0:13:23 > 0:13:25# Got a stranglehold on me
0:13:25 > 0:13:27# Stranglehold
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Stranglehold on me
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Got a stranglehold on me
0:13:31 > 0:13:33# Got a stranglehold on me
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Stranglehold
0:13:36 > 0:13:37# Stranglehold on me
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# Stranglehold on me
0:13:39 > 0:13:41# Stranglehold on me
0:13:41 > 0:13:43# Stranglehold
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Stranglehold on me
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Stranglehold on me
0:13:48 > 0:13:49# Stranglehold on me... #
0:13:49 > 0:13:51APPLAUSE
0:13:51 > 0:13:53UK Subs and Stranglehold.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I'm glad The Pretenders were able to take time off
0:13:55 > 0:13:58from their current British tour to come and be with us tonight
0:13:58 > 0:14:01to perform a song that's near and dear to my heart.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03It's Kid.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11# Kid, what changed your mood?
0:14:11 > 0:14:15# You've gone all sad so I feel sad too
0:14:15 > 0:14:18# I think I know
0:14:18 > 0:14:22# Some things we never outgrow
0:14:24 > 0:14:27# You think it's wrong
0:14:27 > 0:14:31# I can tell you do
0:14:31 > 0:14:34# How can I explain
0:14:34 > 0:14:36# When you don't want me to?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46# Kid, my only kid
0:14:46 > 0:14:48# You look so small
0:14:48 > 0:14:50# You've gone so quiet
0:14:50 > 0:14:53# I know you know
0:14:53 > 0:14:57# What I'm about, I won't deny it
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# But you forgive
0:15:02 > 0:15:05# Though you don't understand
0:15:05 > 0:15:08# You've turned your head
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# You've dropped my hand
0:15:11 > 0:15:15# All my sorrow
0:15:15 > 0:15:19# All my blues
0:15:19 > 0:15:25# All my sorrow
0:15:40 > 0:15:43# Shut the light
0:15:43 > 0:15:46# Go away
0:15:46 > 0:15:52# Full of grace, you cover your face
0:16:06 > 0:16:09# Kid, gracious kid
0:16:09 > 0:16:11# Your eyes are blue
0:16:11 > 0:16:13# But you won't cry
0:16:13 > 0:16:18# I know angry tears are too dear
0:16:18 > 0:16:22# You won't let them go. #
0:16:22 > 0:16:24APPLAUSE
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Pretenders and Kid.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30And now, a former Record Of The Week of mine.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33It's more excitement and sound, this time from a Los Angeles band
0:16:33 > 0:16:36called The Knack and My Sharona.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41# Oh, my little pretty one
0:16:41 > 0:16:43# My pretty one
0:16:43 > 0:16:46# When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48# Ooh, you make my motor run
0:16:48 > 0:16:49# My motor run
0:16:49 > 0:16:53# Gun it coming off the line, Sharona
0:16:53 > 0:16:55# Never gonna stop, give it up
0:16:55 > 0:16:57# Such a dirty mind I always get it up
0:16:57 > 0:16:59# For the touch of the younger kind
0:16:59 > 0:17:04# My, my, my, I, I, woo
0:17:04 > 0:17:06# My-m-m-my Sharona
0:17:09 > 0:17:11# Come a little closer, huh
0:17:11 > 0:17:12# Will ya, huh?
0:17:12 > 0:17:16# Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# Keeping it a mystery gets to me
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# Never gonna stop, give it up
0:17:24 > 0:17:27# Such a dirty mind I always get it up
0:17:27 > 0:17:29# For the touch of the younger kind
0:17:29 > 0:17:33# My, my, my, I, I, woo!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35# My-m-m-my Sharona
0:17:36 > 0:17:38# My-m-m-my Sharona
0:18:17 > 0:18:19# When you gonna give to me
0:18:19 > 0:18:20# Give to me
0:18:20 > 0:18:24# Is it just a matter of time Sharona?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25# Is it just destiny
0:18:25 > 0:18:27# Just destiny
0:18:27 > 0:18:30# Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32# Never gonna stop, give it up
0:18:32 > 0:18:35# Such a dirty mind I always get it up
0:18:35 > 0:18:37# For the touch of the younger kind
0:18:37 > 0:18:40# My, my, my, I, I, woo!
0:18:42 > 0:18:43# Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh
0:18:43 > 0:18:47# My, my, my, I, I, woo!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50# My-m-m-my Sharona
0:18:51 > 0:18:53# My-m-m-my Sharona
0:18:54 > 0:18:56# My-m-m-my Sharona
0:18:57 > 0:18:59# My-m-m-my Sharona. #
0:19:24 > 0:19:27APPLAUSE
0:19:28 > 0:19:30And from that same West Coast music Mecca
0:19:30 > 0:19:31come the brothers Mael
0:19:31 > 0:19:35who any pop fan will know better under the name of Sparks.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Well, they're back in Britain, they're back in business
0:19:37 > 0:19:40and they're currently trying to beat the clock.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:19:43 > 0:19:46# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:19:51 > 0:19:53# When I was born a little premature
0:19:53 > 0:19:55# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:19:55 > 0:19:57# Momma just couldn't take no more
0:19:57 > 0:19:59# You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock
0:19:59 > 0:20:01# Had no time to learn to cry
0:20:01 > 0:20:03# Goodbye, mama, got to fly
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock
0:20:08 > 0:20:11# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:20:13 > 0:20:14# Entered school when I was two
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:20:16 > 0:20:18# PhD'd that afternoon
0:20:18 > 0:20:20# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:20:20 > 0:20:22# Never entered any sports
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# Didn't look too good in shorts
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# Got divorced when I was four
0:20:26 > 0:20:28# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:20:30 > 0:20:32# Well, I've seen everything there is
0:20:32 > 0:20:34# I've done everything there is
0:20:34 > 0:20:36# I've met everyone but Liz
0:20:36 > 0:20:37# Now I've even met old Liz
0:20:37 > 0:20:39# No time for relationship
0:20:39 > 0:20:41# Skip the foreplay, let 'er rip
0:20:41 > 0:20:43# You gotta beat the clock
0:20:43 > 0:20:45# You gotta beat the clock
0:20:45 > 0:20:47# You gotta beat the clock
0:20:47 > 0:20:49# You gotta beat the clock
0:20:49 > 0:20:51# Beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:20:57 > 0:20:59# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:21:00 > 0:21:03# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:21:27 > 0:21:30# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:21:31 > 0:21:33# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:21:35 > 0:21:37# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:21:39 > 0:21:41# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:21:43 > 0:21:45# Well, I did lots of travelling
0:21:45 > 0:21:47# You gotta beat the clock you gotta beat the clock
0:21:47 > 0:21:49# Parts of me unravelling
0:21:49 > 0:21:51# You gotta beat the clock You gotta beat the clock
0:21:51 > 0:21:53# The army then rejected me
0:21:53 > 0:21:55# Said I had two flat feet
0:21:55 > 0:21:58# Wore them out when I was three... # APPLAUSE
0:21:58 > 0:22:01By way of a musical birthday present for young Karen here,
0:22:01 > 0:22:02who's sweet 16 here today,
0:22:02 > 0:22:04here's the highest new entry in the chart
0:22:04 > 0:22:07from the irrepressible Boomtown Rats and I Don't Like Mondays.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35# The silicon chip inside her head
0:22:35 > 0:22:38# Gets switched to overload
0:22:38 > 0:22:41# And nobody's gonna go to school today
0:22:41 > 0:22:45# She's gonna make them stay at home
0:22:45 > 0:22:48# And daddy doesn't understand it
0:22:48 > 0:22:51# He always said she was good as gold
0:22:51 > 0:22:55# And he can see no reasons Cos there are no reasons
0:22:55 > 0:23:00# What reason do you need to be shown?
0:23:00 > 0:23:01# Tell me why
0:23:01 > 0:23:04# I don't like Mondays
0:23:04 > 0:23:05# Tell me why
0:23:05 > 0:23:07# I don't like Mondays
0:23:07 > 0:23:08# Tell me why
0:23:08 > 0:23:10# I don't like Mondays
0:23:10 > 0:23:16# I wanna shoot
0:23:16 > 0:23:18# The whole day down
0:23:24 > 0:23:27# The Telex machine is kept so clean
0:23:27 > 0:23:30# And it types to a waiting world
0:23:30 > 0:23:32# And mother feels so shocked
0:23:32 > 0:23:34# Father's world is rocked
0:23:34 > 0:23:37# And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
0:23:37 > 0:23:41# Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen
0:23:41 > 0:23:44# Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
0:23:44 > 0:23:47# They can see no reasons Cos there are no reasons
0:23:47 > 0:23:50# What reasons do you need?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52# Oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa
0:23:52 > 0:23:53# Tell me why
0:23:53 > 0:23:55# I don't like Mondays
0:23:55 > 0:23:56# Tell me why
0:23:56 > 0:23:59# I don't like Mondays
0:23:59 > 0:24:00# Tell me why
0:24:00 > 0:24:02# I don't like Mondays
0:24:02 > 0:24:08# I wanna shoot
0:24:08 > 0:24:12# The whole day down, down, down
0:24:12 > 0:24:13# Shoot it all down
0:24:29 > 0:24:32# And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
0:24:32 > 0:24:35# She wants to play with the toys a while
0:24:35 > 0:24:39# And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
0:24:39 > 0:24:42# And the lesson today is how to die
0:24:42 > 0:24:44# And then the bullhorn crackles
0:24:44 > 0:24:46# And the captain tackles
0:24:46 > 0:24:50# With the problems of the hows and whys
0:24:50 > 0:24:52# And he can see no reasons
0:24:52 > 0:24:54# Cos there are no reasons
0:24:54 > 0:24:57# What reason do you need to die?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59# Die? Oh, oh, oh
0:24:59 > 0:25:01# Tell me why
0:25:01 > 0:25:03# I don't like Mondays
0:25:03 > 0:25:04# Tell me why
0:25:04 > 0:25:06# I don't like Mondays
0:25:06 > 0:25:07# Tell me why
0:25:07 > 0:25:10# I don't like I don't like
0:25:10 > 0:25:11# Tell me why
0:25:11 > 0:25:13# I don't like Mondays
0:25:13 > 0:25:14# Tell me why
0:25:14 > 0:25:16# I don't like I don't like
0:25:16 > 0:25:17# Tell me why
0:25:17 > 0:25:19# I don't like Mondays
0:25:19 > 0:25:20# Tell me why
0:25:20 > 0:25:23# I don't like Mondays
0:25:23 > 0:25:28# I wanna shoot
0:25:29 > 0:25:33# The whole day down. #
0:25:33 > 0:25:35APPLAUSE
0:25:37 > 0:25:41I've just discovered two ladies who collected, between themselves,
0:25:41 > 0:25:42some £50 for a very special charity.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Raise your head and tell us what that charity is.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Year Of The Child. - That's fantastic. It is indeed, too.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51And a happy year for The Dooleys, celebrating another hit with Wanted.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54# You're the kind of guy that I gotta keep away
0:25:54 > 0:25:57# But it's all right
0:25:58 > 0:26:02# You know you can't deny It's the price I've gotta pay
0:26:02 > 0:26:04# But it's all right
0:26:06 > 0:26:09# Cos though your lips are sweet as honey
0:26:10 > 0:26:12# Your heart is made of solid stone
0:26:14 > 0:26:16# One look and boy you got me runnin'
0:26:16 > 0:26:23# I bet you saw me comin' after you alone
0:26:23 > 0:26:25# Wanted
0:26:25 > 0:26:29# Boy, you're everything I ever wanted
0:26:29 > 0:26:31# Now all I've got's a memory
0:26:31 > 0:26:33# I'm haunted
0:26:33 > 0:26:37# Livin' in the shadow of your love
0:26:37 > 0:26:40# Boy, you know you've got me cos you're wanted
0:26:40 > 0:26:44# Boy, you're everything I ever needed
0:26:44 > 0:26:46# But now you're gone and let me down
0:26:46 > 0:26:48# And cheated
0:26:48 > 0:26:54# Livin' in the shadow of your love
0:26:54 > 0:26:58# I'm the kind of girl that'll swallow every line
0:26:58 > 0:27:00# But it's all right
0:27:02 > 0:27:05# You only gotta call and I'll be there any time
0:27:05 > 0:27:08# And it's all right
0:27:09 > 0:27:12# And now the flames are getting higher
0:27:13 > 0:27:16# I'm losin' all my self control
0:27:17 > 0:27:20# So come on, boy, and feed the fire
0:27:20 > 0:27:22# I'm burning with desire
0:27:22 > 0:27:27# Don't you leave me cold
0:27:27 > 0:27:28# Wanted
0:27:28 > 0:27:32# Boy, you're everything I ever wanted
0:27:32 > 0:27:34# Now all I've got's a memory
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# I'm haunted
0:27:36 > 0:27:40# Livin' in the shadow of your love
0:27:40 > 0:27:44# Boy, you know you've got me cos you're wanted
0:27:44 > 0:27:48# Boy, you're everything I ever needed
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# But now you're gone and let me down
0:27:50 > 0:27:51# And cheated
0:27:51 > 0:27:58# Livin' in the shadow of your love
0:27:58 > 0:28:01# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
0:28:01 > 0:28:05# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
0:28:05 > 0:28:09# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
0:28:09 > 0:28:11# Doo-doo
0:28:13 > 0:28:17# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
0:28:17 > 0:28:20# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
0:28:20 > 0:28:24# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
0:28:24 > 0:28:26- # Ah-ah... - Oh...
0:28:26 > 0:28:30# Boy, you know you've got me cos you're wanted
0:28:30 > 0:28:33# Boy, you're everything I ever wanted
0:28:33 > 0:28:35# Now all I've got's a memory
0:28:35 > 0:28:37# I'm haunted
0:28:37 > 0:28:41# Livin' in the shadow of your love
0:28:41 > 0:28:45# Boy, you know you've got me cos you're wanted
0:28:45 > 0:28:48# Boy, you're everything I ever needed
0:28:48 > 0:28:51# Now you're gone and let me... # APPLAUSE
0:28:51 > 0:28:54They do say the family that plays together stays together.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57Some even have hits, too. The Dooleys, there, and Wanted.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00On the subject of hits, another one from the newly formed Korgis -
0:29:00 > 0:29:02If I Had You.
0:29:21 > 0:29:27# The other day I saw you walking
0:29:30 > 0:29:35# You looked as pretty as a peach
0:29:38 > 0:29:41# You looked so near
0:29:41 > 0:29:48# But yet somehow you're out of reach
0:29:50 > 0:29:57# I could change the world
0:29:57 > 0:30:02# If I had you
0:30:03 > 0:30:10# I could change the world
0:30:10 > 0:30:15# If I had you
0:30:17 > 0:30:22# My daddy told me not to worry
0:30:24 > 0:30:31# He said, "Son, it always comes to he who waits"
0:30:34 > 0:30:36# But as I wait
0:30:36 > 0:30:44# I fear sometimes "Oh, no! It's too late"
0:30:46 > 0:30:53# I could change the world
0:30:53 > 0:30:58# If I had you
0:30:59 > 0:31:05# I could change the world
0:31:05 > 0:31:11# If I had you... #
0:31:38 > 0:31:40APPLAUSE
0:31:40 > 0:31:42Korgis, If I Had You, from the equally good album.
0:31:42 > 0:31:46From a hit album, Voulez-Vous, ABBA have a new double A-sided hit.
0:31:46 > 0:31:47On one side, it's Angel Eyes
0:31:47 > 0:31:50and on the other, it's the title track from the album.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01# People everywhere
0:32:01 > 0:32:04A sense of expectation hanging in the air
0:32:06 > 0:32:08# Giving out a spark
0:32:08 > 0:32:11# Across the room your eyes are glowing in the dark
0:32:13 > 0:32:14# And here we go again
0:32:14 > 0:32:17# We know the start We know the end
0:32:17 > 0:32:20# Masters of the scene
0:32:20 > 0:32:25# We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more
0:32:25 > 0:32:28# You know what I mean
0:32:28 > 0:32:31- # Voulez-vous - Ah-ha
0:32:31 > 0:32:33- # Take it now or leave it - Ah-ha
0:32:33 > 0:32:35- # Now is all we get - Ah-ha
0:32:35 > 0:32:38# Nothing promised, no regrets
0:32:39 > 0:32:42- # Voulez-vous - Ah-ha
0:32:42 > 0:32:44- # Ain't no big decision - Ah-ha
0:32:44 > 0:32:46- # You know what to do - Ah-ha
0:32:46 > 0:32:51# La question, c'est voulez-vous?
0:32:51 > 0:32:58# Voulez-vous...
0:33:18 > 0:33:20# I know what you think
0:33:20 > 0:33:24# "The girl means business so I'll offer her a drink"
0:33:26 > 0:33:28# Looking mighty proud
0:33:28 > 0:33:31# I see you leave your table pushing through the crowd
0:33:33 > 0:33:34# I'm really glad you came
0:33:34 > 0:33:37# You know the rules You know the game
0:33:37 > 0:33:40# Master of the scene
0:33:40 > 0:33:45# We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more
0:33:45 > 0:33:48# You know what I mean
0:33:48 > 0:33:51- # Voulez-vous - Ah-ha
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- # Take it now or leave it - Ah-ha
0:33:53 > 0:33:55- # Now is all we get - Ah-ha
0:33:55 > 0:33:58# Nothing promised, no regrets
0:33:59 > 0:34:03- # Voulez-vous - Ah-ha
0:34:03 > 0:34:04- # Ain't no big decision - Ah-ha
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- # You know what to do - Ah-ha
0:34:06 > 0:34:09# La question, c'est voulez-vous?
0:34:11 > 0:34:12# And here we go again
0:34:12 > 0:34:15# We know the start, we know the end
0:34:15 > 0:34:18# Masters of the scene
0:34:18 > 0:34:23# We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more
0:34:23 > 0:34:26# You know what I mean
0:34:26 > 0:34:29- # Voulez-vous - Ah-ha
0:34:30 > 0:34:32# Ah-ha
0:34:32 > 0:34:33# Ah-ha
0:34:37 > 0:34:39# Voulez-vous... #
0:34:39 > 0:34:41APPLAUSE
0:34:42 > 0:34:44When I last introduced this programme,
0:34:44 > 0:34:46I introduced Tubeway Army for the first time
0:34:46 > 0:34:49and I'm delighted to see that all these weeks later,
0:34:49 > 0:34:50they're still at the top of the charts.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53For four weeks, at number one, Are "Friends" Electric?
0:35:02 > 0:35:03# It's cold outside
0:35:07 > 0:35:09# And the paint's peeling off of my walls
0:35:12 > 0:35:14# There's a man outside
0:35:17 > 0:35:20# In a long coat, grey hat Smoking a cigarette
0:35:43 > 0:35:44# Now the light fades out
0:35:48 > 0:35:50# And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
0:35:53 > 0:35:54# There's a knock on the door
0:35:58 > 0:36:01# And just for a second I thought I remembered you... #
0:36:23 > 0:36:25So now I'm alone
0:36:25 > 0:36:26Now I can think for myself
0:36:28 > 0:36:30About little deals and issues
0:36:30 > 0:36:33And things that I just don't understand
0:36:33 > 0:36:35A white lie that night
0:36:36 > 0:36:37Or a sly touch at times
0:36:41 > 0:36:43I don't think it meant anything to you
0:37:12 > 0:37:14# So I open the door
0:37:17 > 0:37:20# It's the "friend" that I'd left in the hallway
0:37:22 > 0:37:24# "Please sit down"
0:37:27 > 0:37:30# A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
0:37:53 > 0:37:54# You know I hate to ask
0:37:57 > 0:38:00# But are "friends" electric?
0:38:02 > 0:38:04# Only mine's broken down
0:38:09 > 0:38:12# And now I've no-one to love... #
0:38:43 > 0:38:45APPLAUSE
0:38:45 > 0:38:49A fantastic record, that, a real example of machine music.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51As always, the number one brings the show to a close.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54I hope you've enjoyed it, it's been one of great variety tonight.
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Next week, we'll be back, but in the meantime,
0:38:56 > 0:38:58we wish you, along with Chic, good times.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02# These are the good times
0:39:03 > 0:39:06# Leave your cares behind
0:39:08 > 0:39:10# These are the good times
0:39:13 > 0:39:15# Good times
0:39:16 > 0:39:18# These are the good times
0:39:20 > 0:39:23# Our new state of mind
0:39:24 > 0:39:27# These are the good times
0:39:31 > 0:39:33# Happy days are here again
0:39:35 > 0:39:37# The time is right for makin' friends
0:39:39 > 0:39:41# Let's get together
0:39:41 > 0:39:43# How 'bout a quarter to ten?
0:39:43 > 0:39:46# Come tomorrow Let's all do it again
0:39:47 > 0:39:49# Boys will be boys
0:39:49 > 0:39:51# Better let them have their toys
0:39:51 > 0:39:53# Girls will be girls
0:39:53 > 0:39:55# Cute pony tails and curls
0:39:55 > 0:39:58# Must put an end to this stress and strife
0:39:59 > 0:40:03# I think I want to live the sporting life
0:40:03 > 0:40:04# Good times
0:40:05 > 0:40:08# These are the good times
0:40:09 > 0:40:12# Leave your cares behind
0:40:13 > 0:40:16# These are the good times
0:40:19 > 0:40:20# Good times
0:40:22 > 0:40:24# These are the good times
0:40:26 > 0:40:28# Our new state of mind
0:40:30 > 0:40:33# These are the good times
0:40:37 > 0:40:39# A rumour has it that it's getting late... #