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0:00:25 > 0:00:29APPLAUSE

0:00:29 > 0:00:30And now, to get things under way

0:00:30 > 0:00:33on this first edition of Top of the Pops for 1980 -

0:00:33 > 0:00:36it's Madness and My Girl.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# My girl's mad at me

0:00:47 > 0:00:50# I didn't want to see the film tonight

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# I found it hard to say

0:00:55 > 0:00:59# She thought I'd had enough of her

0:00:59 > 0:01:02# Why can't she see

0:01:03 > 0:01:06# She's lovely to me

0:01:07 > 0:01:09# But I like to stay in

0:01:09 > 0:01:13# And watch TV on my own

0:01:13 > 0:01:15# Every now and then

0:01:20 > 0:01:21# My girl's mad at me

0:01:23 > 0:01:26# Been on the telephone for an hour

0:01:27 > 0:01:29# We hardly said a word

0:01:31 > 0:01:35# I tried and tried but I could not be heard

0:01:35 > 0:01:38# Why can't I explain?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41# Why do I feel this pain?

0:01:43 > 0:01:47# Cos everything I say she doesn't understand

0:01:47 > 0:01:49# She doesn't realise

0:01:49 > 0:01:52# She takes it all the wrong way

0:01:54 > 0:01:56# Piano

0:02:12 > 0:02:14# My girl's mad at me

0:02:16 > 0:02:18# We argued just the other night

0:02:20 > 0:02:22# I thought we'd got it straight

0:02:24 > 0:02:27# We talked and talked until it was light

0:02:27 > 0:02:30# I thought we'd agreed

0:02:31 > 0:02:34# I thought we'd talked it out

0:02:35 > 0:02:39# Now when I try to speak she says that I don't care

0:02:39 > 0:02:44# She says I'm unaware and now she says I'm weak. #

0:02:56 > 0:03:00It's The Pretenders on Top Of The Pops and Brass In Pocket.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07# Got brass in pocket

0:03:07 > 0:03:12# Got bottle I'm going to use it

0:03:12 > 0:03:17# Intention, I feel inventive

0:03:17 > 0:03:22# Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

0:03:22 > 0:03:26# Got motion Restrained emotion

0:03:27 > 0:03:31# Been driving Detroit leaning

0:03:31 > 0:03:36# No reason Just seems so pleasing

0:03:36 > 0:03:42# Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

0:03:42 > 0:03:44# Gonna use my arms

0:03:44 > 0:03:47# Gonna use my legs

0:03:47 > 0:03:49# Gonna use my style

0:03:49 > 0:03:51# Gonna use my sidestep

0:03:51 > 0:03:54# Gonna use my fingers

0:03:54 > 0:03:59# Gonna use my, my, my, imagination

0:03:59 > 0:04:03# Cos I'm going to make you see

0:04:03 > 0:04:09# There's nobody else here No-one like me

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- # I'm special - Special

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- # So special - Special

0:04:13 > 0:04:17# I've got to have some of your attention

0:04:17 > 0:04:19# Give it to me

0:04:20 > 0:04:25# I've got rhythm I can't miss a beat

0:04:25 > 0:04:29# I've got a new skank So reet

0:04:29 > 0:04:34# I've got something I'm winking at you

0:04:34 > 0:04:40# Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

0:04:40 > 0:04:42# Gonna use my arms

0:04:42 > 0:04:44# Gonna use my legs

0:04:44 > 0:04:47# Gonna use my style

0:04:47 > 0:04:50# Gonna use my sidestep

0:04:50 > 0:04:52# Gonna use my fingers

0:04:52 > 0:04:58# Gonna use my, my, my, imagination

0:04:58 > 0:05:01# Cos I'm going to make you see

0:05:01 > 0:05:07# There's nobody else here No-one like me

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- # I'm special - Special

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- # So special - Special

0:05:12 > 0:05:16# I've got to have some of your attention

0:05:16 > 0:05:17# Give it to me

0:05:17 > 0:05:21# Cos I'm going to make you see

0:05:21 > 0:05:27# There's nobody else here No-one like me

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- # I'm special - Special

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- # So special - Special

0:05:32 > 0:05:36# I've got to have some of your attention

0:05:36 > 0:05:38# Give it to me

0:05:42 > 0:05:44# Oh

0:05:46 > 0:05:49# Ooh-oh. #

0:05:54 > 0:05:57APPLAUSE

0:06:01 > 0:06:04# He walked into my life

0:06:06 > 0:06:11# And now he's taking over

0:06:11 > 0:06:15# And it's beautiful

0:06:15 > 0:06:18# Yes, it's beautiful

0:06:18 > 0:06:22# I've gone with better-looking guys

0:06:22 > 0:06:27# He's gone with prettier-looking girls

0:06:28 > 0:06:30# But now we're beautiful

0:06:32 > 0:06:35# I think we're beautiful

0:06:36 > 0:06:42# I don't need love affairs any more

0:06:45 > 0:06:51# I don't need love affairs any more

0:06:53 > 0:06:57# Can't you see? It's the chemistry

0:06:57 > 0:07:03# You really must agree together we are beautiful

0:07:05 > 0:07:08# We are so beautiful

0:07:10 > 0:07:13# I am the rain He is the sun

0:07:15 > 0:07:20# And now we've made a rainbow

0:07:20 > 0:07:23# I think it's beautiful

0:07:25 > 0:07:27# It's really beautiful

0:07:29 > 0:07:34# I don't need love affairs anymore

0:07:37 > 0:07:43# I don't need love affairs anymore

0:07:46 > 0:07:50# Can't you see? It's the chemistry

0:07:50 > 0:07:55# You must agree together we are beautiful

0:07:57 > 0:08:00# We are beautiful

0:08:21 > 0:08:25# And if the whole world fell in love

0:08:25 > 0:08:28# Just like me and my man

0:08:30 > 0:08:32# This would be beautiful

0:08:34 > 0:08:37# This would be so beautiful

0:08:38 > 0:08:43# I don't need love affairs any more

0:08:45 > 0:08:47# No, no, no

0:08:47 > 0:08:52# I don't need love affairs any more

0:08:55 > 0:08:57# Can't you see?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59# It's the chemistry

0:08:59 > 0:09:05# You must agree that together we are beautiful

0:09:05 > 0:09:07# Beautiful

0:09:07 > 0:09:10# We are beautiful

0:09:13 > 0:09:15# Can't you see?

0:09:15 > 0:09:17# It's the chemistry

0:09:17 > 0:09:22# You must agree together we are beautiful

0:09:22 > 0:09:23# Beautiful. #

0:09:23 > 0:09:25APPLAUSE

0:09:40 > 0:09:41# I've got your picture

0:09:42 > 0:09:43# Of me and you

0:09:45 > 0:09:46# You wrote, "I love you"

0:09:48 > 0:09:49# I love you, too

0:09:50 > 0:09:52# I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

0:09:53 > 0:09:54# Oh, it's in colour

0:09:56 > 0:09:57# Your hair is brown

0:09:59 > 0:10:00# Your eyes are hazel

0:10:01 > 0:10:02# And soft as clouds

0:10:04 > 0:10:07# I often kiss you when there's no-one else around

0:10:16 > 0:10:19# I've got your picture, I've got your picture

0:10:19 > 0:10:22# I'd like a million of you all round my cell

0:10:22 > 0:10:24# I want the doctor to take your picture

0:10:24 > 0:10:27# So I can look at you from inside as well

0:10:27 > 0:10:28# You've got me turning up and turning down

0:10:28 > 0:10:30# And turning in and turning round

0:10:30 > 0:10:32# I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:10:32 > 0:10:33# I really think so

0:10:35 > 0:10:37# Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:10:37 > 0:10:39# I really think so

0:10:41 > 0:10:43# I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:10:43 > 0:10:44# I really think so

0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:10:48 > 0:10:50# I really think so

0:11:02 > 0:11:04# I've got your picture I've got your picture

0:11:04 > 0:11:07# I'd like a million of them all round my cell

0:11:07 > 0:11:10# I want a doctor to take your picture

0:11:10 > 0:11:12# So I can look at you from inside as well

0:11:12 > 0:11:14# You got me turning up and turning down

0:11:14 > 0:11:15# I'm turning in, I'm turning round

0:11:15 > 0:11:18# I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:11:18 > 0:11:19# I really think so

0:11:21 > 0:11:23# Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:11:23 > 0:11:24# I really think so

0:11:26 > 0:11:28# Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:11:28 > 0:11:30# I really think so

0:11:32 > 0:11:34# Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:11:34 > 0:11:35# I really think so

0:11:37 > 0:11:41# No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin

0:11:41 > 0:11:43# No you, no wonder it's dark

0:11:45 > 0:11:48# Everyone around me is a total stranger

0:11:48 > 0:11:51# Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger

0:11:51 > 0:11:52# Everyone

0:11:53 > 0:11:56# That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:11:56 > 0:11:57# I really think so

0:11:59 > 0:12:01# Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:12:01 > 0:12:02# I really think so

0:12:04 > 0:12:06# Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:12:06 > 0:12:08# I really think so

0:12:10 > 0:12:12# Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese

0:12:12 > 0:12:13# I really think so. #

0:12:25 > 0:12:28APPLAUSE

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Right now, for the very first time on Top Of The Pops, it's Genesis!

0:12:42 > 0:12:43One, two, three...

0:13:05 > 0:13:08# All I need is a TV show

0:13:08 > 0:13:10# That and the radio

0:13:12 > 0:13:16# Down on my luck again, down on my luck again

0:13:17 > 0:13:20# I can show you, I can show you

0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Some of the people in my life

0:13:25 > 0:13:28# I can show you, I can show you

0:13:28 > 0:13:31# Some of the people in my life

0:13:33 > 0:13:34# It's driving me mad

0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Just another way of passing the day

0:13:42 > 0:13:46# I, I get so lonely

0:13:46 > 0:13:48# When she's not there

0:13:50 > 0:13:56# I, I, I

0:14:03 > 0:14:06# You're just another face

0:14:06 > 0:14:09# That I know from the TV show

0:14:10 > 0:14:12# I have known you for so very long

0:14:13 > 0:14:14# I feel you like a friend

0:14:16 > 0:14:18# Can't you do anything for me?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21# Can I touch you for a while?

0:14:22 > 0:14:23# Can I meet you on another day?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27# And we can fly away

0:14:28 > 0:14:31# I can show you, I can show you

0:14:31 > 0:14:33# Some of the people in my life

0:14:34 > 0:14:38# I can show you, I can show you

0:14:38 > 0:14:41# Some of the people in my life

0:14:42 > 0:14:44# It's driving me mad

0:14:45 > 0:14:48# It's just another way of passing the day

0:14:52 > 0:14:56# I, I get so lonely

0:14:56 > 0:14:58# When she's not there

0:15:00 > 0:15:06# I, I, I. #

0:15:15 > 0:15:17APPLAUSE

0:15:22 > 0:15:25# I was sitting all alone

0:15:25 > 0:15:29# Watching people getting off with each other

0:15:32 > 0:15:34# They were dancing across the floor

0:15:34 > 0:15:36# Turning, moving back and forth

0:15:36 > 0:15:38# They were lovers

0:15:41 > 0:15:44# One more lonely night for me

0:15:46 > 0:15:50# I looked up, what did I see?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53# Sexy eyes

0:15:53 > 0:15:55# Moving across the floor

0:15:55 > 0:15:56# Couldn't want for more

0:15:56 > 0:15:57# Sexy eyes

0:16:01 > 0:16:02# Sexy eyes

0:16:03 > 0:16:04# Getting down with you

0:16:04 > 0:16:05# I wanna move with you

0:16:05 > 0:16:06# Sexy eyes

0:16:19 > 0:16:21# I got up and took your hand

0:16:21 > 0:16:25# And we both began to dance to the music

0:16:28 > 0:16:30# Oh, your magic cast a spell

0:16:30 > 0:16:34# It didn't take long till we fell and we knew it

0:16:37 > 0:16:41# No more lonely nights for me

0:16:42 > 0:16:46# This is how it's gonna be

0:16:47 > 0:16:48# Sexy eyes

0:16:50 > 0:16:51# Moving across the floor

0:16:51 > 0:16:52# Couldn't want for more

0:16:52 > 0:16:53# Sexy eyes

0:16:54 > 0:16:55# Sexy eyes

0:16:57 > 0:16:59# Sexy eyes

0:16:59 > 0:17:01# Getting down with you, I wanna move with you

0:17:01 > 0:17:03# Sexy eyes

0:17:23 > 0:17:27# No more lonely nights for me

0:17:29 > 0:17:33# This is how it's gonna be

0:17:34 > 0:17:35# Sexy eyes

0:17:36 > 0:17:38# Moving across the floor, couldn't want for more

0:17:38 > 0:17:40# Sexy eyes

0:17:43 > 0:17:45# Sexy eyes

0:17:46 > 0:17:48# Getting down with you, I wanna move with you

0:17:48 > 0:17:50# Sexy eyes

0:17:52 > 0:17:54# Oooh, sexy eyes. #

0:17:54 > 0:17:57APPLAUSE

0:17:57 > 0:17:59One of the hardest working acts around at the moment

0:17:59 > 0:18:01is definitely Dexys Midnight Runners.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Here they are with their tribute to Geno Washington,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05their current single - Geno.

0:18:05 > 0:18:13# Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno! Geno!

0:18:29 > 0:18:33# Back in '68 in a sweaty club

0:18:34 > 0:18:35# Oh, Geno

0:18:36 > 0:18:40# Before Jimmy's machine and the rocksteady rub

0:18:42 > 0:18:44# Oh-oh-oh Geno

0:18:44 > 0:18:47# On a night when flowers didn't suit my shoes

0:18:47 > 0:18:51# After a week of flunking and bunking school

0:18:51 > 0:18:55# The lowest head in the crowd that night

0:18:55 > 0:18:59# Just practising steps and keeping out of the fights

0:19:00 > 0:19:06# Academic inspiration, you gave me none

0:19:08 > 0:19:11# But you were Michael the lover

0:19:11 > 0:19:13# The fighter that won

0:19:15 > 0:19:20# But now just look at me as I'm looking down at you

0:19:22 > 0:19:25# No, I'm not being flash

0:19:25 > 0:19:28# It's what I'm built to do

0:19:41 > 0:19:45# That man took the stage, his towel was swinging high

0:19:46 > 0:19:47# Oh, Geno

0:19:49 > 0:19:53# This man was my bombers, my dexies, my high

0:19:54 > 0:19:56# Oh-oh-oh, Geno

0:19:56 > 0:20:00# The crowd they all hailed you and chanted your name

0:20:00 > 0:20:02# But they never knew like we knew

0:20:02 > 0:20:04# Me and you were the same

0:20:04 > 0:20:07# And now you're all over, your song is so tame

0:20:07 > 0:20:09# Brrrrr

0:20:09 > 0:20:11# You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name

0:20:13 > 0:20:18# Academic inspiration, you gave me none

0:20:20 > 0:20:23# You were Michael the lover

0:20:23 > 0:20:25# The fighter that won

0:20:27 > 0:20:33# But now, just look at me as I'm looking down at you

0:20:34 > 0:20:37# No, I'm not being flash

0:20:37 > 0:20:41# It's what I'm built to do. #

0:20:50 > 0:20:53APPLAUSE

0:20:54 > 0:20:57And here are somebody who always do it well, Hot Chocolate.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53# If someone tells you there's no other form of life

0:21:55 > 0:21:57# And you believe in them, too

0:21:59 > 0:22:02# I'm gonna tell you about the other night

0:22:05 > 0:22:07# I swear that it's true

0:22:09 > 0:22:13# A cloud of white and green and flying ships I've never seen

0:22:14 > 0:22:16# Came into my view

0:22:17 > 0:22:18# Was I frightened?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21# Was I scared?

0:22:22 > 0:22:26# Was I thrown into confusion

0:22:27 > 0:22:31# As they glided down so silently?

0:22:31 > 0:22:39# It wasn't an illusion, no, no, no

0:22:39 > 0:22:44# No doubt about it

0:22:45 > 0:22:48# Oh, no

0:22:48 > 0:22:53# No doubt about it

0:23:04 > 0:23:08# What kind of magnetism kept me in this place?

0:23:08 > 0:23:12# Was it out of my control? What was the ship from outer space?

0:23:13 > 0:23:17# What was this creature that appeared before my eyes?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19# Was it good? Was it evil?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22# On the ship from other skies

0:23:22 > 0:23:23# I was frightened

0:23:24 > 0:23:26# I was scared

0:23:27 > 0:23:30# I was thrown into confusion

0:23:31 > 0:23:35# As they stood right there in front of me

0:23:36 > 0:23:44# It wasn't an illusion, no, no

0:23:44 > 0:23:48# No doubt about it

0:23:49 > 0:23:53# Oh, no

0:23:53 > 0:23:58# No doubt about it. #

0:24:04 > 0:24:06APPLAUSE

0:24:20 > 0:24:23# Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free

0:24:23 > 0:24:25# The door is locked, just you and me

0:24:25 > 0:24:28# Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31# You can watch yourself while you are eating

0:24:42 > 0:24:45# Mirror in the bathroom, I just can't stop it

0:24:45 > 0:24:48# Every Saturday you see me window shopping

0:24:48 > 0:24:50# I find no interest in the racks and shelves

0:24:50 > 0:24:52# Just 10,000 reflections

0:24:52 > 0:24:55# Of my own sweet self, self, self, self, self

0:25:27 > 0:25:29# Mirror in the bathroom

0:25:30 > 0:25:31# You're my mirror in the bathroom

0:25:33 > 0:25:34# You're my mirror in the bathroom

0:25:35 > 0:25:37# You're my mirror in the bathroom

0:25:39 > 0:25:41# Mirror in the bathroom recompense

0:25:41 > 0:25:44# For all my crimes of self-defence

0:25:44 > 0:25:47# Cures you whisper make no sense

0:25:47 > 0:25:50# Drift gently into mental illness

0:26:12 > 0:26:15# Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free

0:26:15 > 0:26:17# The door is locked, just you and me

0:26:17 > 0:26:21# Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables?

0:26:21 > 0:26:24# You can watch yourself while you are eating

0:26:35 > 0:26:36# Mirror in the bathroom

0:26:41 > 0:26:42# Mirror in the bathroom

0:26:46 > 0:26:48# Mirror in the bathroom. #

0:26:51 > 0:26:52APPLAUSE

0:26:53 > 0:26:56# This is the song we lovers of water sing

0:26:56 > 0:27:00# We can't go wrong, we're happy as a king

0:27:00 > 0:27:02# We beat the drum as we march along

0:27:02 > 0:27:04# We clash the symbol and bang the gong

0:27:04 > 0:27:07# We sing out strong The Bucket Of Water Song

0:27:11 > 0:27:15# Stand on one leg and point it at the sun

0:27:15 > 0:27:19# Grab hold of your nose, we're sure it must be fun

0:27:19 > 0:27:21# But no matter who or what you are

0:27:21 > 0:27:23# We know something you'll enjoy by far

0:27:23 > 0:27:27# To sing out the song, The Bucket Of Water Song

0:27:27 > 0:27:30# This is the song we lovers of water sing

0:27:30 > 0:27:34# We can't go wrong, we're happy as a king

0:27:34 > 0:27:36# We beat the drum as we march along

0:27:36 > 0:27:38# We clash the symbol and bang the gong

0:27:38 > 0:27:41# We sing out strong The Bucket Of Water Song

0:27:45 > 0:27:49# Though life is hard we do the best we can

0:27:49 > 0:27:53# Against evil we guard to help our fellow men

0:27:53 > 0:27:55# We put the baddies in their place

0:27:55 > 0:27:57# We fight the foes of the human race

0:27:57 > 0:27:59# But whatever the case

0:27:59 > 0:28:01# We take it in the face

0:28:16 > 0:28:17# Bucket

0:28:17 > 0:28:20# Bucket, bucket

0:28:20 > 0:28:23# This is the song we lovers of water sing

0:28:23 > 0:28:27# We can't go wrong, we're happy as a king

0:28:27 > 0:28:29# We beat the drum as we march along

0:28:29 > 0:28:31# We clash the symbol and bang the gong

0:28:31 > 0:28:35# We sing out strong The Bucket Of Water Song

0:28:35 > 0:28:39# This is the song we lovers of water sing

0:28:39 > 0:28:43# We can't go wrong, we're happy as a king

0:28:43 > 0:28:44# We beat the drum as we march along

0:28:44 > 0:28:46# We clash the symbol and bang the gong

0:28:46 > 0:28:49# We sing out strong The Bucket Of Water Song. #

0:28:49 > 0:28:50APPLAUSE

0:28:57 > 0:29:02# I'm no good at chatting up and I always get rebuffed

0:29:02 > 0:29:04# Enough to drive a man to drink

0:29:04 > 0:29:06# I don't do no washing up

0:29:07 > 0:29:12# I always leave the stuff piled up, piled up in the sink

0:29:13 > 0:29:17# But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

0:29:18 > 0:29:21# Me and my girlfriend we argued

0:29:21 > 0:29:23# And she ran away from home

0:29:24 > 0:29:26# She must have found somebody new

0:29:26 > 0:29:28# And now I'm all alone

0:29:29 > 0:29:31# Living on my own

0:29:36 > 0:29:38# What am I supposed to do?

0:29:39 > 0:29:44# That's why you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties

0:29:45 > 0:29:49# You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

0:29:49 > 0:29:54# You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

0:30:10 > 0:30:12# Then I met this debutante

0:30:12 > 0:30:14# I said that I like new-wave rock

0:30:15 > 0:30:19# She was into French cuisine but I ain't no Cordon Bleu

0:30:20 > 0:30:23# This was at some do in Palmers Green

0:30:27 > 0:30:29# I had no luck with her

0:30:29 > 0:30:34# You will still find him in the kitchen at parties

0:30:35 > 0:30:39# You will still find him in the kitchen at parties

0:30:55 > 0:30:57# At last I met a pretty girl

0:30:57 > 0:30:59# She laughed and talked with me

0:31:00 > 0:31:03# We both walked out of the kitchen

0:31:03 > 0:31:05# And danced in a new way

0:31:14 > 0:31:19# And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

0:31:20 > 0:31:24# I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

0:31:25 > 0:31:29# He's done his time in the kitchen at parties. #

0:31:29 > 0:31:31APPLAUSE

0:32:27 > 0:32:30# Does anybody know how long to World War Three?

0:32:30 > 0:32:33# I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee

0:32:33 > 0:32:37# They want me in the army, but I just can't go

0:32:37 > 0:32:40# I'm far too busy listening to the radio

0:32:40 > 0:32:43# The whole thing's daft, I don't know why

0:32:43 > 0:32:46# You have to laugh or else you cry

0:32:46 > 0:32:49# You have to live or else you die

0:32:49 > 0:32:53# You have to laugh or else you cry

0:33:06 > 0:33:09# My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time

0:33:09 > 0:33:12# It's just a load of slapstick in a pantomime

0:33:12 > 0:33:15# We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care

0:33:15 > 0:33:19# Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there

0:33:19 > 0:33:22# The whole thing's daft, I don't know why

0:33:22 > 0:33:25# You have to laugh or else you cry

0:33:25 > 0:33:28# You have to live or else you die

0:33:28 > 0:33:31# You have to laugh or else you cry. #

0:33:52 > 0:33:54APPLAUSE

0:34:11 > 0:34:13# I wake up every morning

0:34:13 > 0:34:15# I stumble out of bed

0:34:15 > 0:34:16# Stretching and a-yawning

0:34:16 > 0:34:18# Another day ahead

0:34:19 > 0:34:21# It seems to last forever

0:34:21 > 0:34:23# And time goes slowly by

0:34:23 > 0:34:25# Until babe and me's together

0:34:25 > 0:34:26# Then it starts to fly

0:34:26 > 0:34:29# Cos the moment that he's with me

0:34:29 > 0:34:30# Time can take a flight

0:34:30 > 0:34:33# The moment that he's with me

0:34:33 > 0:34:35# Everything's all right

0:34:35 > 0:34:36# Night time is the right time

0:34:36 > 0:34:39# We make love

0:34:39 > 0:34:41# Then it's his and my time

0:34:41 > 0:34:44# We take off

0:34:45 > 0:34:49# My baby takes the morning train

0:34:49 > 0:34:53# He works from nine till five and then

0:34:53 > 0:34:57# He takes another home again

0:34:57 > 0:35:01# To find me waiting for him

0:35:02 > 0:35:06# My baby takes the morning train

0:35:06 > 0:35:09# He works from nine till five and then

0:35:09 > 0:35:13# He takes another home again

0:35:13 > 0:35:17# To find me waiting for him

0:35:17 > 0:35:19# He takes me to a movie

0:35:19 > 0:35:21# Or to a restaurant, to go

0:35:21 > 0:35:23# Slow dancing

0:35:23 > 0:35:25# Anything I want

0:35:25 > 0:35:27# Only when he's with me

0:35:27 > 0:35:29# I catch alight

0:35:29 > 0:35:31# Only what he gives me

0:35:31 > 0:35:35# Makes me feel all right

0:35:35 > 0:35:39# My baby takes the morning train

0:35:39 > 0:35:43# He works from nine till five and then

0:35:43 > 0:35:47# He takes another home again

0:35:47 > 0:35:51# To find me waiting for him

0:35:52 > 0:35:55# All day I think of him

0:35:55 > 0:35:59# Dreaming of him constantly

0:36:00 > 0:36:02# I'm crazy-mad for him

0:36:02 > 0:36:06# And he's crazy-mad for me

0:36:07 > 0:36:11# When he steps off that train

0:36:11 > 0:36:13# I'm making a fool, a fight

0:36:15 > 0:36:19# Work all day to earn his pay

0:36:19 > 0:36:25# So we can play all night

0:36:25 > 0:36:29# My baby takes the morning train

0:36:29 > 0:36:34# He works from nine till five and then

0:36:34 > 0:36:37# He takes another home again

0:36:37 > 0:36:40# To find me waiting for him

0:36:42 > 0:36:45# He's always on that morning train

0:36:45 > 0:36:47# He works from nine till five and then... #

0:36:47 > 0:36:49APPLAUSE

0:36:51 > 0:36:52Well done, Sheena. Excellent.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56Yes, well done. It's nice to see someone succeed.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58And, also, nice to see a record like this one in the charts

0:36:58 > 0:36:59from a great London group.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02This one's called Lip Up Fatty and it's from Bad Manners.

0:37:24 > 0:37:28# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:37:30 > 0:37:34# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:37:37 > 0:37:40# Listen to the music, shuffle up your feet

0:37:40 > 0:37:43# Listen to the music of the fatty beat

0:37:43 > 0:37:47# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:37:49 > 0:37:53# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:37:56 > 0:37:59# Moving with the rhythm, sweating with the heat

0:37:59 > 0:38:02# Moving with the rhythm of the fatty beat

0:38:02 > 0:38:06# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae... #

0:38:07 > 0:38:08Trumpet!

0:38:21 > 0:38:25# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:38:28 > 0:38:31# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:38:34 > 0:38:37# Listen to the music, shuffle up your feet

0:38:37 > 0:38:40# Listen to the music of the fatty beat

0:38:40 > 0:38:44# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae... #

0:38:45 > 0:38:46Trumpet!

0:39:00 > 0:39:03# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:39:03 > 0:39:06# The reggae, the reggae, reggae

0:39:06 > 0:39:10# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:39:10 > 0:39:12# The reggae, the reggae, reggae

0:39:12 > 0:39:16# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:39:16 > 0:39:18# Don't call me fat man

0:39:19 > 0:39:22# Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae

0:39:22 > 0:39:24# Fat man don't like you. #

0:39:38 > 0:39:40APPLAUSE

0:39:40 > 0:39:43From the West Coast of the States, produced by Phil Spector,

0:39:43 > 0:39:46a sound that's so big, it's going to go massive.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49It's The Ramones and Baby, I Love You.

0:39:57 > 0:40:01# Have I ever told you

0:40:01 > 0:40:05# How good it feels to hold you?

0:40:05 > 0:40:10# It isn't easy to explain

0:40:14 > 0:40:18# And though I'm really trying

0:40:19 > 0:40:23# I think I may start crying

0:40:24 > 0:40:28# My heart can't wait another day

0:40:29 > 0:40:30# When you kiss me

0:40:30 > 0:40:31# I just gotta

0:40:31 > 0:40:32# Kiss me

0:40:32 > 0:40:34# I just gotta

0:40:34 > 0:40:37# Kiss me I just gotta say

0:40:37 > 0:40:40# Baby, I love you

0:40:40 > 0:40:42# Come on, baby

0:40:42 > 0:40:45# Baby, I love you

0:40:46 > 0:40:48# Baby, I love

0:40:48 > 0:40:51# I love only you

0:40:56 > 0:40:58# I can't live without you

0:41:00 > 0:41:03# I love everything about you

0:41:04 > 0:41:08# I can't help it if I feel this way

0:41:13 > 0:41:17# Oh, I'm so glad I found you

0:41:18 > 0:41:21# I want my arms around you

0:41:22 > 0:41:26# I love to hear you call my name

0:41:27 > 0:41:29# Oh, tell me that you feel

0:41:30 > 0:41:32# Tell me that you feel

0:41:32 > 0:41:35# Tell me that you feel the same

0:41:35 > 0:41:38# Baby, I love you

0:41:38 > 0:41:40# Come on, baby

0:41:40 > 0:41:43# Baby, I love you

0:41:44 > 0:41:47# Baby, I love

0:41:47 > 0:41:48# I love only you

0:42:11 > 0:42:14# Oh, I'm so glad I found you

0:42:16 > 0:42:19# I want my arms around you

0:42:20 > 0:42:22# I love to hear you call my name. #

0:42:22 > 0:42:26APPLAUSE

0:42:28 > 0:42:29# My head is in a spin

0:42:29 > 0:42:32# My feet don't touch the ground

0:42:32 > 0:42:33# Because you're near to me

0:42:33 > 0:42:35# My head goes round and round

0:42:36 > 0:42:38# My knees are shaking, baby

0:42:38 > 0:42:40# My heart it beats like a drum

0:42:44 > 0:42:46# It feels like

0:42:46 > 0:42:48# It feels like I'm in love

0:42:52 > 0:42:54# Ain't felt this way before

0:42:54 > 0:42:55# But I know I'm turned on

0:42:56 > 0:42:58# This time it's something, baby

0:42:58 > 0:42:59# I can't turn off

0:43:00 > 0:43:02# My knees are shaking, baby

0:43:02 > 0:43:04# My heart beats like a drum

0:43:08 > 0:43:09# It feels like

0:43:09 > 0:43:12# It feels like I'm in love

0:43:16 > 0:43:18# My knees shake

0:43:18 > 0:43:20# My heart beats like a drum

0:43:29 > 0:43:32# Whoa-oh-oh

0:43:40 > 0:43:44# Whoa-oh

0:43:48 > 0:43:50# It feels like

0:43:50 > 0:43:53# It feels like I'm in love

0:43:56 > 0:43:58# My knees shake

0:43:58 > 0:44:00# My heart beats like a drum. #

0:44:00 > 0:44:03APPLAUSE

0:44:33 > 0:44:37# Enola Gay, you should have stayed at home yesterday

0:44:38 > 0:44:41# Ah-ha, words can't describe

0:44:42 > 0:44:44# The feeling and the way you lied

0:44:46 > 0:44:47# These games you play

0:44:48 > 0:44:50# They're gonna end in more than tears some day

0:44:52 > 0:44:55# Ah-ha, Enola Gay

0:44:55 > 0:44:58# It shouldn't ever have to end this way

0:45:12 > 0:45:17# It's 8.15 and that's the time that it's always been

0:45:18 > 0:45:22# We got your message on the radio

0:45:22 > 0:45:25# Conditions normal and you're coming home

0:45:53 > 0:45:58# Enola Gay, is mother proud of little boy today?

0:45:59 > 0:46:01# Ah-ha, this kiss you give

0:46:02 > 0:46:06# It's never, ever gonna fade away

0:46:34 > 0:46:38# Enola Gay, it shouldn't ever have to end this way

0:46:39 > 0:46:47# Ah-ha, Enola Gay, it shouldn't fade in our dreams away

0:46:47 > 0:46:52# It's 8.15 and that's the time that it's always been

0:46:53 > 0:46:55# We got your message on the radio

0:46:55 > 0:47:00# Conditions normal and you're coming home

0:47:00 > 0:47:06# Enola Gay, is mother proud of little boy today?

0:47:06 > 0:47:10# Ah-ha, this kiss you give, it's never ever gonna fade away. #

0:47:10 > 0:47:13APPLAUSE

0:47:26 > 0:47:29# If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man

0:47:29 > 0:47:31# You win some, lose some

0:47:31 > 0:47:32# It's all the same to me

0:47:39 > 0:47:43# The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say

0:47:46 > 0:47:49# I don't share your greed, the only card I need

0:47:49 > 0:47:53# Is the ace of spades, the ace of spades

0:47:56 > 0:48:00# Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil

0:48:00 > 0:48:03# Going with the flow, it's all a game to me

0:48:10 > 0:48:14# Seven or eleven, snake eyes watching you

0:48:17 > 0:48:20# Double up or quit, double stake or split

0:48:20 > 0:48:23# The ace of spades, the ace of spades

0:48:31 > 0:48:32# You know I'm born to lose

0:48:32 > 0:48:34# And gambling's for fools

0:48:34 > 0:48:36# But that's the way I like it, baby

0:48:36 > 0:48:38# I don't want to live for ever

0:48:42 > 0:48:44# And don't forget the joker!

0:49:11 > 0:49:15# Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me

0:49:15 > 0:49:18# Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again

0:49:25 > 0:49:29# I see it in your eyes, take one look and die

0:49:32 > 0:49:35# The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be

0:49:35 > 0:49:38# The ace of spades, the ace of spades. #

0:50:14 > 0:50:19# If you want to I'll change your situation

0:50:23 > 0:50:27# Right people, right time, just the wrong location

0:50:31 > 0:50:33# I've got a good idea

0:50:35 > 0:50:37# Just you keep me near

0:50:37 > 0:50:39# I'll be so good for you

0:50:39 > 0:50:41# I could be so good for you

0:50:41 > 0:50:43# I'll be right by your side

0:50:43 > 0:50:46# I'll do anything you want me to

0:50:46 > 0:50:50# There ain't nothing you can have, not from me

0:50:50 > 0:50:52# I'll be so good for you

0:50:52 > 0:50:54# I could be so good for you

0:50:54 > 0:50:56# I'm the one you really need

0:50:56 > 0:50:58# Love me like you want me to

0:50:58 > 0:51:02# I can even help you breathe, yes, it's true

0:51:02 > 0:51:04# I'll be so good for you

0:51:08 > 0:51:13# Sometimes, when you're feeling like a poor relation

0:51:17 > 0:51:21# Call on me and I'll give you more than conversation, yeah

0:51:24 > 0:51:27# Take 'em, shaking hands, a deal

0:51:28 > 0:51:31# Move it, momma, I'll make you heal

0:51:31 > 0:51:33# I'll be so good for you

0:51:33 > 0:51:35# I could be so good for you

0:51:35 > 0:51:37# I'll be right by your side

0:51:37 > 0:51:39# Love you like you want me to

0:51:39 > 0:51:43# There ain't nothing you can hide, hide from me

0:51:43 > 0:51:45# I'll be so good for you

0:51:45 > 0:51:47# I could be so good for you

0:51:47 > 0:51:49# Yee-hoo, I'm your man

0:51:49 > 0:51:52# Love you like you want me to

0:51:52 > 0:51:56# There ain't nothing, nothing, nothing, I can not do

0:51:56 > 0:51:58# I'll be so good for you

0:52:02 > 0:52:05# Don't ask me no questions

0:52:06 > 0:52:09# I'll tell you no lies

0:52:10 > 0:52:13# Use my shoulder to rest on

0:52:14 > 0:52:16# I will be right by your side

0:52:16 > 0:52:18# I will be your ears and eyes

0:52:18 > 0:52:20# I could be so good for you

0:52:20 > 0:52:23# I'm the one you really need

0:52:23 > 0:52:24# Love you like you want me to

0:52:24 > 0:52:27# I can even help you breathe

0:52:27 > 0:52:29# And that's true

0:52:29 > 0:52:31# I'll be so good for you

0:52:31 > 0:52:33# I could make the good times roll

0:52:33 > 0:52:35# We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll

0:52:35 > 0:52:37# Love you with my heart and soul

0:52:37 > 0:52:40# I love you with my very soul

0:52:40 > 0:52:41# And I do

0:52:41 > 0:52:43# I'll be so good for you

0:52:43 > 0:52:45# I could be so good for you

0:52:46 > 0:52:47# I am by your side

0:52:47 > 0:52:49# Love you like you want me to

0:52:49 > 0:52:53# There ain't nothing you can have, not from me

0:52:53 > 0:52:56# I'll be so good for you. #

0:52:56 > 0:52:59APPLAUSE

0:53:09 > 0:53:13# A soldier is turning

0:53:13 > 0:53:16# See him through white light

0:53:16 > 0:53:20# Running from strangers

0:53:20 > 0:53:23# See you in the valley

0:53:23 > 0:53:26# War upon war

0:53:27 > 0:53:29# Heat upon heat

0:53:29 > 0:53:32# To cut a long story short

0:53:32 > 0:53:34# I lost my mind

0:53:40 > 0:53:43# Sitting on a park bench

0:53:43 > 0:53:46# Years away from fighting

0:53:46 > 0:53:49# Ah, to cut a long story short

0:53:49 > 0:53:52# I lost my mind

0:54:04 > 0:54:06# Standing in the dark

0:54:06 > 0:54:09# Oh, I was waiting for the man to come

0:54:09 > 0:54:13# I am beautiful and clean

0:54:13 > 0:54:14# And so very, very young

0:54:14 > 0:54:16# To be standing in the street

0:54:16 > 0:54:21# To be taken by someone

0:54:54 > 0:54:57# Standing in the dark

0:54:57 > 0:55:00# Oh, I was waiting for the man to come

0:55:00 > 0:55:03# I am beautiful and clean

0:55:03 > 0:55:05# And so very, very young

0:55:05 > 0:55:06# To be standing in the street

0:55:06 > 0:55:11# To be taken by someone

0:55:11 > 0:55:13# Questions, questions

0:55:14 > 0:55:18# Give me no answers

0:55:18 > 0:55:20# That's all they ever give me

0:55:21 > 0:55:24# Questions, questions

0:55:24 > 0:55:28# Oh, look at the strange boy

0:55:28 > 0:55:30# He finds it hard existing

0:55:31 > 0:55:33# Ah, to cut a long story short

0:55:33 > 0:55:36# I lost my mind

0:55:37 > 0:55:40# Oh, to cut a long story short

0:55:40 > 0:55:41# I lost my

0:55:45 > 0:55:53# Mind! #

0:56:14 > 0:56:17APPLAUSE

0:56:29 > 0:56:33# Well, I'm standing here looking at you

0:56:33 > 0:56:35# What do I see?

0:56:35 > 0:56:36# I'm looking straight through

0:56:36 > 0:56:38# It's so sad when you're young

0:56:39 > 0:56:42# To be told you're having fun

0:56:42 > 0:56:48# So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour

0:56:48 > 0:56:53# Well, that music's lost it's taste so try another flavour

0:56:53 > 0:56:54# Antmusic

0:56:54 > 0:56:56# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:56:56 > 0:56:57# Antmusic

0:56:57 > 0:56:59# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:56:59 > 0:57:00# Antmusic

0:57:00 > 0:57:01# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:57:01 > 0:57:03# Antmusic

0:57:03 > 0:57:05# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:57:05 > 0:57:06# Well, I'm standing here

0:57:06 > 0:57:08# What do I see?

0:57:08 > 0:57:11# A big nothing threatening me

0:57:11 > 0:57:14# It's so sad when you're young

0:57:14 > 0:57:17# To be told you're having fun

0:57:17 > 0:57:23# So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour

0:57:23 > 0:57:28# Well, that music's lost it's taste so try another flavour

0:57:28 > 0:57:29# Antmusic

0:57:29 > 0:57:31# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:57:31 > 0:57:33# Antmusic

0:57:33 > 0:57:34# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:57:34 > 0:57:35# Antmusic

0:57:35 > 0:57:37# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:57:37 > 0:57:38# Antmusic

0:57:38 > 0:57:40# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:57:53 > 0:57:59# So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour

0:57:59 > 0:58:04# Well, that music's lost it's taste so try another flavour

0:58:04 > 0:58:05# Antmusic

0:58:05 > 0:58:07# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:58:07 > 0:58:08# Antmusic

0:58:08 > 0:58:10# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:58:10 > 0:58:11# Antmusic

0:58:11 > 0:58:12# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:58:12 > 0:58:14# Antmusic

0:58:14 > 0:58:15# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:58:15 > 0:58:19# Don't tread on an ant, he's done nothing to you

0:58:19 > 0:58:22# There might come a day when he's treading on you

0:58:22 > 0:58:25# Don't tread on an ant, you'll end up black and blue

0:58:25 > 0:58:27# You cut off his head, legs come looking for you

0:58:28 > 0:58:33# So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour

0:58:33 > 0:58:39# Well, that music's lost it's taste so try another flavour

0:58:39 > 0:58:40# Antmusic

0:58:40 > 0:58:42# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:58:42 > 0:58:44# Antmusic

0:58:44 > 0:58:45# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:58:45 > 0:58:46# Antmusic

0:58:46 > 0:58:48# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:58:48 > 0:58:49# Antmusic

0:58:49 > 0:58:51# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:58:51 > 0:58:58# So unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour

0:58:58 > 0:59:03# Well, that music's lost it's taste so try another flavour

0:59:03 > 0:59:04# Antmusic

0:59:04 > 0:59:06# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:59:06 > 0:59:07# Antmusic

0:59:07 > 0:59:08# Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! #

0:59:08 > 0:59:11APPLAUSE