0:00:02 > 0:00:03On this Christmas Day,
0:00:03 > 0:00:05welcome to a special edition of Top Of The Pops
0:00:05 > 0:00:07and it's a Merry Christmas from me...
0:00:07 > 0:00:09and a very Merry Christmas from me.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51APPLAUSE
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Yes, a very merry Christmas to you.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55We've got a lot of hits coming up on the programme and...
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Dave? Dave? Dave?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Slik and Forever And Ever. Dave?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# As it was in the beginning
0:01:24 > 0:01:25# Then so should it end
0:01:25 > 0:01:30# Don't let a lover become just a friend
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# Oh, no
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# I made you a promise I vowed I would keep
0:01:36 > 0:01:41# The candle's still burning The river runs deep
0:01:41 > 0:01:45# My love
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# Didn't you know?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49# Didn't you feel?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51# Couldn't you tell that it was real?
0:01:51 > 0:01:58# Couldn't you tell that it was real?
0:01:58 > 0:02:03# I'll dedicate to you
0:02:03 > 0:02:09# All my love my whole life through
0:02:09 > 0:02:17# I'll love you forever and ever
0:02:18 > 0:02:25# Ev'ry day, ev'ry hour we share
0:02:25 > 0:02:30# I'll treasure you I swear
0:02:30 > 0:02:38# I'll love you forever and ever
0:02:47 > 0:02:50# What we joined together Let no-one tear apart
0:02:50 > 0:02:55# We give one another our hand and our heart
0:02:55 > 0:02:59# My love
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
0:03:01 > 0:03:06# Will love last forever? I know that it must
0:03:06 > 0:03:10# My love
0:03:10 > 0:03:13# Now you can see Now you can feel
0:03:13 > 0:03:16# Now you can tell that it was real
0:03:16 > 0:03:23# Now you can tell that it was real
0:03:23 > 0:03:28# I'll dedicate to you
0:03:28 > 0:03:34# All my love my whole life through
0:03:34 > 0:03:42# I'll love you forever and ever
0:03:44 > 0:03:49# Ev'ry day, ev'ry hour we share
0:03:49 > 0:03:54# I'll treasure you I swear
0:03:54 > 0:04:02# I'll love you forever and ever
0:04:06 > 0:04:11# I'll dedicate to you
0:04:11 > 0:04:16# All my love my whole life through
0:04:16 > 0:04:24# I'll love you forever and ever
0:04:26 > 0:04:31# Ev'ry day ev'ry hour we share. #
0:04:31 > 0:04:35APPLAUSE
0:04:35 > 0:04:38What a way to start off a Christmas Top Of The Pops.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Slik and a big number one sound.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Talking of number one, Elton John made his first number one in 1976,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45together with the lovely Kiki Dee...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Will you pay attention? What is the matter with you?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I'm doing a Christmas flower arrangement.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Flower arrangement, that's rubbish! - This is a work of art!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Work of art?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57'Ere! Don't go breaking my art!
0:05:07 > 0:05:10# Don't go breaking my heart
0:05:11 > 0:05:14# I couldn't if I tried
0:05:15 > 0:05:19# Oh, honey, if I get restless
0:05:19 > 0:05:21# Baby you're not that kind
0:05:24 > 0:05:28# Don't go breaking my heart
0:05:28 > 0:05:31# You take the weight off of me
0:05:31 > 0:05:35# Oh, honey, when you knock on my door
0:05:35 > 0:05:37# Oh, I gave you my key
0:05:40 > 0:05:45# Oo-oo, nobody knows it
0:05:48 > 0:05:49# When I was down
0:05:49 > 0:05:51# I was your clown
0:05:51 > 0:05:56# Oo-oo, nobody knows it
0:05:56 > 0:05:59# Nobody knows
0:05:59 > 0:06:00# Right from the start
0:06:00 > 0:06:03# I gave you my heart
0:06:03 > 0:06:07# Oh-oh, I gave you my heart
0:06:10 > 0:06:13# So don't go breaking my heart
0:06:13 > 0:06:16# I won't go breaking your heart
0:06:19 > 0:06:22# Don't go breaking my heart
0:06:28 > 0:06:32# And nobody told us
0:06:32 > 0:06:36# Cos nobody showed us
0:06:36 > 0:06:39# And now it's up to us, baby
0:06:39 > 0:06:42# Oh, I think we can make it
0:06:44 > 0:06:48# So don't misunderstand me
0:06:48 > 0:06:52# You put the light in my life
0:06:52 > 0:06:56# Oh, you put the spark to the flame
0:06:56 > 0:06:58# I've got your heart in my sights
0:07:01 > 0:07:06# Oo-oo, nobody knows it
0:07:08 > 0:07:10# When I was down
0:07:10 > 0:07:12# I was your clown
0:07:12 > 0:07:16# Oo-oo, nobody knows it
0:07:16 > 0:07:19# Nobody knows
0:07:19 > 0:07:21# Right from the start
0:07:21 > 0:07:23# I gave you my heart
0:07:23 > 0:07:28# Oh-oh, I gave you my heart
0:07:30 > 0:07:33# Don't go breaking my heart
0:07:33 > 0:07:37# I won't go breaking your heart
0:07:39 > 0:07:45# Don't go breaking my heart
0:08:05 > 0:08:09# Oo-oo, nobody knows it
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# When I was down
0:08:14 > 0:08:16# I was your clown
0:08:16 > 0:08:17# Right from the start
0:08:17 > 0:08:19# I gave you my heart
0:08:19 > 0:08:24# Oh-oh, I gave you my heart
0:08:27 > 0:08:30# Don't go breaking my heart
0:08:30 > 0:08:33# I won't go breaking your heart
0:08:33 > 0:08:36# Don't go breaking my Don't go breaking my
0:08:36 > 0:08:38# Don't go breaking my heart
0:08:38 > 0:08:41# Don't go breaking my Don't go breaking my
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# I won't go breaking your heart
0:08:43 > 0:08:47# Don't go breaking my heart
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# I won't go breaking your heart
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# Don't go breaking my heart
0:08:52 > 0:08:55# I won't go breaking your heart
0:08:55 > 0:08:58# Don't go breaking my heart
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# I won't go breaking your heart. #
0:09:00 > 0:09:07APPLAUSE
0:09:07 > 0:09:10That's Elton John and Kiki Dee and Don't Go Breaking My Heart
0:09:10 > 0:09:13and for the next announcement, it's over to you, Dave.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Oh, no, you're not going to leave me to do it, are you?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Control yourself, man.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- I wouldn't mind them on the top of my Christmas tree.- Control yourself!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's Legs And Co!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# You can dance
0:09:45 > 0:09:49# You can jive
0:09:49 > 0:09:52# Having the time of your life
0:09:52 > 0:09:54# See that girl
0:09:54 > 0:09:56# Watch that scene
0:09:56 > 0:10:01# Diggin' the dancing queen
0:10:07 > 0:10:12# Friday night and the lights are low
0:10:12 > 0:10:16# Looking out for a place to go
0:10:16 > 0:10:19# Where they play the right music
0:10:19 > 0:10:20# Getting in the swing
0:10:20 > 0:10:24# You come to look for a king
0:10:26 > 0:10:30# Anybody could be that guy
0:10:30 > 0:10:35# Night is young and the music's high
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# With a bit of rock music
0:10:38 > 0:10:40# Everything is fine
0:10:40 > 0:10:43# You're in the mood for a dance
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# And when you get the chance
0:10:48 > 0:10:52# You are the dancing queen
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Young and sweet
0:10:54 > 0:10:59# Only 17
0:10:59 > 0:11:01# Dancing queen
0:11:01 > 0:11:06# Feel the beat from the tambourine
0:11:06 > 0:11:08# Oh, yeah
0:11:08 > 0:11:11# You can dance
0:11:11 > 0:11:13# You can jive
0:11:13 > 0:11:18# Having the time of your life
0:11:18 > 0:11:20# See that girl
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# Watch that scene
0:11:22 > 0:11:30# Diggin' the dancing queen
0:11:37 > 0:11:41# You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
0:11:41 > 0:11:46# Leave 'em burning and then you're gone
0:11:46 > 0:11:49# Looking out for another
0:11:49 > 0:11:51# Anyone will do
0:11:51 > 0:11:54# You're in the mood for a dance
0:11:55 > 0:11:59# And when you get the chance
0:11:59 > 0:12:03# You are the dancing queen
0:12:03 > 0:12:05# Young and sweet
0:12:05 > 0:12:10# Only 17
0:12:10 > 0:12:13# Dancing queen
0:12:13 > 0:12:19# Feel the beat from the tambourine Oh yeah
0:12:19 > 0:12:22# You can dance
0:12:22 > 0:12:24# You can jive
0:12:24 > 0:12:29# Having the time of your life
0:12:29 > 0:12:32# See that girl
0:12:32 > 0:12:33# Watch that scene
0:12:33 > 0:12:39# Diggin' the dancing queen
0:12:43 > 0:12:51# Diggin' the dancing queen. #
0:12:59 > 0:13:04APPLAUSE
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Yes, indeed. That was the magnificent troupe of ladies known as Legs and Co
0:13:08 > 0:13:11dancing to a big Abba number one and they will be on again later
0:13:11 > 0:13:14in the programme, I don't think my heart can stand it!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17And now for a late newsflash, it's over to you, Reginald.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Thank you very much, Andrew.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20And we've just heard from the Crimean War
0:13:20 > 0:13:23that the Light Brigade are not going to go ahead.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Oh, what, no charge?- No charge.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Now, our little boy came up to his mom in the kitchen this evening,
0:13:40 > 0:13:43While she was fixing supper,
0:13:43 > 0:13:47And he handed her a piece of paper He'd been writing on,
0:13:47 > 0:13:53And after wiping her hands on her apron, she read it
0:13:53 > 0:13:55And this is what it said...
0:13:57 > 0:14:02..For mowing the lawn, five dollars,
0:14:02 > 0:14:08For making up my own bed this week, one dollar,
0:14:08 > 0:14:13For going to the store, 50 cents,
0:14:13 > 0:14:17And playing with little brother while you went shopping, 25 cents.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Taking out the trash, one dollar,
0:14:24 > 0:14:27And getting a good report card, five dollars.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33And for raking the yard, two dollars.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Total owed, 14.75.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Well, his mom looked at him standing there expectantly,
0:14:46 > 0:14:50And I could see the memories flashing through her mind,
0:14:50 > 0:14:54And so she picked up the pen and turned the paper over,
0:14:54 > 0:14:56This is what she wrote...
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- # For the nine months I carried you - For the nine months I carried you
0:15:01 > 0:15:07- # Growing inside me, no charge - Growing inside me, no charge
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- # For the nights I sat up with you - For the nights I sat up with you
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- # Doctored you, prayed for you - Doctored you, prayed for you
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- # No charge - No charge
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- # For the time and the tears - For the time and the tears
0:15:22 > 0:15:26- # That you cost through the years - That you cost through the years
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- # There's no charge - There's no charge
0:15:29 > 0:15:33- # When you add it all up - And when you add it all up
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- # The full cost of my love - The full cost of my love
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- # Is no charge - Is no charge
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- # For the nights filled with dread - For the nights filled with dread
0:15:44 > 0:15:49- # And the worries ahead, no charge - And the worries ahead, no charge
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- # For advice and the knowledge - For advice and the knowledge
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- # And the cost of your college - And the cost of your college
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- # No charge - No charge
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- # For the toys, food and clothes - For the toys, food and clothes
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- # And for wiping your nose - And even for wiping your nose
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- # There's no charge - There's no charge, son
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- # When you add it all up - When you add it all up
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- # The full cost of my love - The full cost of our love
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- # There's no charge.. # - There's no charge
0:16:25 > 0:16:31Well, when he finished reading, he had great big old tears in his eyes,
0:16:31 > 0:16:33And he looked up at her standing there and he said,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Mama, I sure do love you.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote,
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Paid in full.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Lord knows when you add it all up,
0:16:48 > 0:16:52The cost of real love is no charge.
0:16:56 > 0:17:04# When you add it all up the full cost of real love is no charge. #
0:17:08 > 0:17:10No charge.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- JJ Barrie, and That's No Charge. - Very smooth, very smooth.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Go on then, Flash, tell us who's on next.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23You read the script, use your loaf.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27GRUFF VOICE: All right, next, we've got Laurel and Hardy
0:17:27 > 0:17:29and the Trail of the Lonesome Pine.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35# On a mountain in Virginia
0:17:35 > 0:17:39# Stands a lonesome pine
0:17:39 > 0:17:43# Just below is the cabin home
0:17:43 > 0:17:47# Of a little girl of mine
0:17:47 > 0:17:55# Her name is June, and very, very soon, she'll belong to me
0:17:55 > 0:17:59# For I know she's waiting there for me
0:17:59 > 0:18:03# 'Neath that lone pine tree
0:18:03 > 0:18:09# In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
0:18:09 > 0:18:14# On the trail of the lonesome pine
0:18:14 > 0:18:18# In the pale moonshine Our hearts entwine
0:18:18 > 0:18:22# Where she carved her name and I carved mine
0:18:22 > 0:18:26# Oh, June, like the mountains I'm blue
0:18:26 > 0:18:33# Like the pine I am lonesome for you... #
0:18:33 > 0:18:36HARDY SUSTAINS NOTE, HUMMING
0:18:36 > 0:18:42# ..In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
0:18:42 > 0:18:46# On the trail of the lonesome pine
0:18:46 > 0:18:50BASS VOICE: # In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
0:18:50 > 0:18:55# On the trail of the lonesome pine
0:18:55 > 0:18:58# In the pale moonshine
0:18:58 > 0:18:59# Our hearts entwined
0:18:59 > 0:19:03# Where she carved her name and I carved mine
0:19:03 > 0:19:07# Oh, June, like the mountains I'm blue
0:19:07 > 0:19:12# Like the pine I'm lonesome for you... #
0:19:12 > 0:19:13POP
0:19:14 > 0:19:22HIGH WOMAN'S VOICE: # ..In the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia
0:19:22 > 0:19:28# On the trail of the lonesome pi-ine! #
0:19:31 > 0:19:33THUD
0:19:33 > 0:19:34APPLAUSE
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Oh, that's Laurel and Hardy, On the Trail of the Lonesome Pine.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- What are you doing? - I'm trying to clear up my dandruff.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Shocking, isn't it? Here's Tina Charles.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58# Oh, I love to love
0:19:58 > 0:20:01# But my baby just loves to dance
0:20:01 > 0:20:05# He wants to dance, he loves to dance, he's got to dance
0:20:05 > 0:20:08# So I love to love
0:20:08 > 0:20:12# But my baby just loves to dance
0:20:12 > 0:20:15# Oh, I love to love
0:20:15 > 0:20:18# But there's no time for our romance
0:20:18 > 0:20:22# No, no, no
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# Oh, I love to love
0:20:24 > 0:20:28# But my baby just loves to dance
0:20:28 > 0:20:32# The minute the band begins to swing it
0:20:32 > 0:20:34# He's on his feet to dig it
0:20:34 > 0:20:38# And dance the night away
0:20:38 > 0:20:42# Stop! I'm spinnin' like a top
0:20:42 > 0:20:44# We'll dance until we drop
0:20:44 > 0:20:47# But if I had my way
0:20:47 > 0:20:51# Oh, I love to love
0:20:51 > 0:20:54# But my baby just loves to dance He wants to dance
0:20:54 > 0:20:58# He loves to dance He's got to dance
0:20:58 > 0:21:00# So I love to love
0:21:00 > 0:21:04# But my baby just loves to dance
0:21:05 > 0:21:08# Oh, I love to love
0:21:08 > 0:21:11# But he won't give our love a chance
0:21:11 > 0:21:15# No, no, no
0:21:15 > 0:21:18# I love to love
0:21:18 > 0:21:22# But my baby just loves to dance
0:21:22 > 0:21:26# Stop! I'm spinnin' like a top
0:21:26 > 0:21:27# We'll dance until we drop
0:21:27 > 0:21:31# But if I had my way
0:21:31 > 0:21:35# Sundown, instead of going downtown
0:21:35 > 0:21:37# We'll stay at home and get down
0:21:37 > 0:21:40# To what I'm tryin' to say
0:21:42 > 0:21:44# I love to love
0:21:44 > 0:21:51# But my baby just loves to dance Yeah, yeah
0:21:55 > 0:21:56# Woo!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03# I love to love
0:22:03 > 0:22:09# But my baby just loves to dance Yes he does... #
0:22:11 > 0:22:13APPLAUSE
0:22:13 > 0:22:15# ..Woo! #
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Tina Charles for you there, lovely.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Did you manage to solve our BBC Crossword puzzle?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- They keep moving the clues around. - I know, it's terrible.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28- Knock, knock.- Who's there?
0:22:28 > 0:22:29- Wurzel.- Wurzel who?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Just down the corridor there!
0:22:34 > 0:22:38# I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
0:22:38 > 0:22:40# Ooh-ar, ooh-ar
0:22:40 > 0:22:43# I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
0:22:43 > 0:22:44# Ooh-ar, ooh-ar
0:22:44 > 0:22:48# Now somethin's tellin' me that you're avoidin' me
0:22:48 > 0:22:49# Ooh-ar ooh-ar
0:22:49 > 0:22:52# Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need
0:22:54 > 0:22:58# Cos I've got a brand-new combine harvester, I'll give you the key
0:22:58 > 0:23:03# Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony
0:23:03 > 0:23:07# I've got 20 acres and you've got 43
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# Well, I've got a brand-new combine harvester
0:23:10 > 0:23:13# I'll give you the key
0:23:13 > 0:23:15# She made I laugh, ha-ha-ha!
0:23:15 > 0:23:19# I'll stick by you I'll give you all that you need
0:23:19 > 0:23:20# Ooh-ar, ooh-ar!
0:23:20 > 0:23:24# We'll have twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed
0:23:24 > 0:23:25# Ooh-ar, ooh-ar
0:23:25 > 0:23:29# I love you, darlin' So give me your hand
0:23:29 > 0:23:30# Ooh-ar, ooh-ar
0:23:30 > 0:23:34# But the thing I want the most is all they acres o' land
0:23:34 > 0:23:39# Well, I've got a brand-new combine harvester, I'll give you the key
0:23:39 > 0:23:44# Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony
0:23:44 > 0:23:48# I've got 20 acres, you've got 43
0:23:48 > 0:23:53# Well I've got a brand-new combine harvester, I'll give you the key
0:23:53 > 0:23:56# She were a nice bit of stuff, an' all! Ha-ha!
0:23:56 > 0:24:00# For seven long years I've been alone in this place
0:24:00 > 0:24:01# Ooh-ar, ooh-ar
0:24:01 > 0:24:04# Eat, sleep in the kitchen It's a proper disgrace
0:24:04 > 0:24:06# Ooh-ar, ooh-ar
0:24:06 > 0:24:10# And if I cleaned it up Would you change your mind?
0:24:10 > 0:24:11# Ooh-ar, ooh-ar
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime
0:24:14 > 0:24:20# Well, I've got a brand-new combine harvester, I'll give you the key
0:24:20 > 0:24:24# Come on now, let's get together in perfect harmony
0:24:24 > 0:24:29# I've got 20 acres and you've got 43
0:24:29 > 0:24:34# But I've got a brand-new combine harvester, I'll give you the key
0:24:34 > 0:24:37# Who loves you, baby? Ha-ha!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41# Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzels dance?
0:24:41 > 0:24:46# I wore brand new gaiters and me cordeeroy pants
0:24:46 > 0:24:50# In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
0:24:50 > 0:24:56# We had our photos took and us holdin' hands
0:24:56 > 0:25:00# But I've got a brand-new combine harvester, I'll give you the key
0:25:00 > 0:25:06# Now that we're both past our 50s I think that you and me
0:25:06 > 0:25:07# Should stop this gallivantin'
0:25:07 > 0:25:10# And will you marry me?
0:25:10 > 0:25:15# Well, I've got a brand-new combine harvester, I'll give you the key
0:25:15 > 0:25:17# Arr, you're a fine lookin' woman!
0:25:17 > 0:25:21# And I can't wait to get me hands on your land! Arr! #
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Ooh-arr!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28APPLAUSE
0:25:28 > 0:25:33Ooh-arr, ooh-arr, indeed. The Wurzels, having a raving time.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36We come now to a gentleman who's been over to Scandinavia,
0:25:36 > 0:25:39he's been to Amsterdam, he's conquered America and Russia
0:25:39 > 0:25:43and a big sound from '76 for Cliff Richard, Devil Woman.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01# I've had nothing but bad luck
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# Since the day I saw that cat at my door
0:26:06 > 0:26:10# So I came in to you, sweet lady
0:26:10 > 0:26:13# Answering your mystical call
0:26:13 > 0:26:17# Crystal ball on the table
0:26:19 > 0:26:22# Showin' my future, the past
0:26:23 > 0:26:27# Same cat with them evil eyes
0:26:27 > 0:26:30# And I knew it was a spell she cast
0:26:31 > 0:26:33# She's just a devil woman
0:26:33 > 0:26:35# With evil on her mind
0:26:35 > 0:26:37# Beware the devil woman
0:26:37 > 0:26:39# She's gonna get you!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41# She's just a devil woman
0:26:41 > 0:26:44# With evil on her mind
0:26:44 > 0:26:50# Beware the devil woman She's gonna get you from behind
0:26:56 > 0:26:59# Give me the ring on your finger
0:26:59 > 0:27:03# Let me see the lines on your hand
0:27:04 > 0:27:08# I can see me a tall, dark stranger
0:27:08 > 0:27:13# Giving you what you hadn't planned
0:27:13 > 0:27:16# I drank the potion she offered me
0:27:16 > 0:27:19# I found myself on the floor
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Then I looked in those big, green eyes
0:27:24 > 0:27:28# And I wondered what I came there for
0:27:28 > 0:27:31# She's just a devil woman
0:27:31 > 0:27:33# With evil on her mind
0:27:33 > 0:27:37# Beware the devil woman She's gonna get you
0:27:37 > 0:27:41# She's just a devil woman With evil on her mind
0:27:41 > 0:27:49# Beware the devil woman She's gonna get you from behind
0:27:54 > 0:27:55# Stay away
0:27:58 > 0:27:59# Look out
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# If you're out on a moonlit night
0:28:05 > 0:28:10# Be careful of them neighbourhood strays
0:28:10 > 0:28:13# Of a lady with long, black hair
0:28:13 > 0:28:18# Tryin' to win you with her feminine ways
0:28:18 > 0:28:22# Crystal ball on the table
0:28:22 > 0:28:25# Showin' the future, the past
0:28:26 > 0:28:30# Same cat with them evil eyes
0:28:30 > 0:28:33# You better get out of there fast
0:28:35 > 0:28:37# She's just a devil woman
0:28:37 > 0:28:39# With evil on her mind
0:28:39 > 0:28:43# Beware the devil woman She's gonna get you
0:28:43 > 0:28:45# She's just a devil woman
0:28:45 > 0:28:47# With evil on her mind
0:28:47 > 0:28:51# Beware the devil woman She's gonna get you
0:28:51 > 0:28:53# She's just a devil woman
0:28:53 > 0:28:55# With evil on her mind
0:28:55 > 0:28:59# Beware the devil woman She's gonna get you
0:28:59 > 0:29:01# She's just a devil woman
0:29:01 > 0:29:03# With evil on her mind
0:29:03 > 0:29:07# Beware the devil woman She's gonna get you, get you
0:29:07 > 0:29:10# She's just a devil woman. #
0:29:10 > 0:29:12APPLAUSE
0:29:15 > 0:29:18What an amazing year it's been for Cliff Richard.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21It's also been an incredible year for the Swedish band, Abba.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25- They've had three number ones and here they are with an Italian song...- No, wrong!
0:29:25 > 0:29:28- What do you mean? - No, it's from Liverpool.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Liverpool?- It is because when the kids came home from school hungry
0:29:31 > 0:29:34and knocked on the door, they went, "Mam, ah'm 'ere!"
0:29:48 > 0:29:52# I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
0:29:55 > 0:29:59# So I made up my mind It must come to an end
0:30:02 > 0:30:05# Look at me now, will I ever learn?
0:30:05 > 0:30:10# I don't know how But I suddenly lose control
0:30:10 > 0:30:14# There's a fire within my soul
0:30:15 > 0:30:18# Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
0:30:18 > 0:30:22# One more look and I forget everything
0:30:22 > 0:30:26# Oh-oh, Mamma mia, here I go again
0:30:26 > 0:30:30# My, my, how can I resist you?
0:30:30 > 0:30:33# Mamma mia, does it show again
0:30:33 > 0:30:37# My, my, just how much I missed you?
0:30:37 > 0:30:40# Yes, I've been broken hearted
0:30:40 > 0:30:43# Blue, since the day we parted
0:30:43 > 0:30:47# Why, why, did I ever let you go?
0:30:47 > 0:30:51# Mamma mia, now I really know
0:30:51 > 0:30:54# My, my, I could never let you go
0:31:01 > 0:31:05# I've been angry and sad About things that you do
0:31:08 > 0:31:15# I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through
0:31:15 > 0:31:19# And when you go When you slam the door
0:31:19 > 0:31:24# I think you know that you won't be away too long
0:31:24 > 0:31:28# You know that I'm not that strong
0:31:28 > 0:31:32# Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
0:31:32 > 0:31:35# One more look and I forget everything
0:31:35 > 0:31:40# Oh, oh, Mamma mia, here I go again
0:31:40 > 0:31:43# My, my, how can I resist you?
0:31:43 > 0:31:47# Mamma mia, does it show again
0:31:47 > 0:31:50# My, my, just how much I've missed you?
0:31:50 > 0:31:53# Yes, I've been broken-hearted
0:31:53 > 0:31:57# Blue since the day we parted
0:31:57 > 0:32:01# Why, why, did I ever let you go?
0:32:01 > 0:32:04# Mamma mia, even if I said
0:32:04 > 0:32:07# Bye-bye, leave me now or never
0:32:07 > 0:32:11# Mamma mia, it's a game we play
0:32:11 > 0:32:14# Bye-bye, doesn't mean for ever
0:32:14 > 0:32:18# Mamma mia, here I go again
0:32:18 > 0:32:21# My, my, how can I resist you?
0:32:21 > 0:32:25# Mamma mia, does it show again
0:32:25 > 0:32:28# My, my, just how much I missed you?
0:32:28 > 0:32:32# Yes, I've been broken-hearted
0:32:32 > 0:32:35# Blue since the day we parted
0:32:35 > 0:32:39# Why, why, did I ever let you go?
0:32:39 > 0:32:43# Mamma mia, now I really know
0:32:43 > 0:32:46# My, my, I could never let you go. #
0:32:56 > 0:32:58Look at that BBC jelly wobble! Ooh!
0:32:58 > 0:33:01- That's ABBA and a bit of Mamma Mia...- Get on with it!
0:33:01 > 0:33:02We've got Hank Mizell...
0:33:02 > 0:33:03HE LAUGHS
0:33:03 > 0:33:07..and he's got a bit of Jungle Rock, which goes nicely with the roll.
0:33:07 > 0:33:08A bit of rock'n'roll...
0:33:24 > 0:33:27# I was walking through the jungle just the other night
0:33:29 > 0:33:33# Oh well, I heard a big a-rumble and I thought it was a fight
0:33:35 > 0:33:38# Well, I stood and listened and began to move my feet
0:33:40 > 0:33:43# It was a jungle drummer doin' a knocked out beat
0:33:43 > 0:33:46# It was a jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:33:46 > 0:33:49# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:33:49 > 0:33:52# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:33:52 > 0:33:54# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:33:54 > 0:33:57# A knocked out beat and I had to move my feet
0:33:57 > 0:34:00# It was a jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:34:03 > 0:34:06# Well, I moved a little closer just to get a better view
0:34:08 > 0:34:12# I saw a chimp and a monkey had done the Suzie Q
0:34:14 > 0:34:18# Oh well, a 'gator and a hippo was a-doin' the bop
0:34:20 > 0:34:22# While a great big frog was a-makin' me hop
0:34:22 > 0:34:26# It was a jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:34:26 > 0:34:29# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:34:29 > 0:34:32# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:34:32 > 0:34:35# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:34:35 > 0:34:38# A knocked out beat And I had to move my feet
0:34:38 > 0:34:40# It was a jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:34:58 > 0:35:01# Oh well, the fox grabbed the rabbit and they hit the bunny hug
0:35:03 > 0:35:06# And all the beasts that fly was a-cutting the rug
0:35:09 > 0:35:12# Oh well, the camel was a-jitter buggin' with a kangaroo
0:35:15 > 0:35:18# And the elephant the mover with the ring-dang-doo
0:35:18 > 0:35:20# It was a jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:35:20 > 0:35:24# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:35:24 > 0:35:26# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:35:26 > 0:35:29# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:35:29 > 0:35:32# A knocked out beat And I had to move my feet
0:35:32 > 0:35:35# It was a jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:35:35 > 0:35:37# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock
0:35:37 > 0:35:41# A jungle jungle Jungle jungle rock. #
0:35:46 > 0:35:49There's Hank Mizell and a bit of a Jungle Rock.
0:35:49 > 0:35:53- Now we've got a pussycat for... - Oh, you've said the wrong thing.- Why?
0:35:53 > 0:35:55He does not like pussycats.
0:35:55 > 0:35:59- Oh, no, I had problems with a man called Hull.- What? Get on with it!
0:35:59 > 0:36:02- Is he trying to say Mississippi and Pussycat...?- Ow! Get off!
0:36:07 > 0:36:12# Where you can hear a country song from far
0:36:14 > 0:36:20# And someone playing a honky-tonk guitar
0:36:22 > 0:36:27# Where all the lights will go out one by one
0:36:27 > 0:36:30# The people join the sun
0:36:30 > 0:36:35# And the wind takes it away
0:36:37 > 0:36:42# Where the Mississippi rolls down to the sea
0:36:45 > 0:36:50# And lovers found the place they'd like to be
0:36:52 > 0:36:58# How many times before the song was ending?
0:36:58 > 0:37:02# Love and understanding
0:37:02 > 0:37:05# Everywhere around
0:37:07 > 0:37:14# Mississippi
0:37:16 > 0:37:20# I'll remember you
0:37:22 > 0:37:26# Whenever I should go away
0:37:26 > 0:37:30# I'll be longing for the day
0:37:30 > 0:37:36# That I will be in Greenville again
0:37:38 > 0:37:44# Mississippi
0:37:46 > 0:37:52# You'll be on my mind
0:37:54 > 0:37:58# Every time I hear this song
0:37:58 > 0:38:02# Mississippi roll along
0:38:02 > 0:38:06# Until the end of time
0:38:14 > 0:38:19# Now the country song forever lost its soul
0:38:21 > 0:38:26# When the guitar player turned to rock'n'roll
0:38:28 > 0:38:34# And every time when summer nights are falling
0:38:34 > 0:38:38# I always will be calling
0:38:38 > 0:38:42# Dreams of yesterday
0:38:44 > 0:38:50# Mississippi
0:38:52 > 0:38:57# I'll remember you
0:38:59 > 0:39:03# Whenever I should go away
0:39:03 > 0:39:07# I'll be longing for the day
0:39:07 > 0:39:12# That I will be in Greenville again
0:39:14 > 0:39:20# Mississippi
0:39:23 > 0:39:29# You'll be on my mind
0:39:31 > 0:39:34# Every time I hear this song
0:39:34 > 0:39:38# Mississippi roll along
0:39:38 > 0:39:43# Until the end of time. #
0:39:48 > 0:39:51We've had Pussycat from Holland and ABBA from Sweden,
0:39:51 > 0:39:56- and here's something big in grease. - There it is, BBC potatoes!
0:39:56 > 0:39:57And Demis Roussos!
0:39:57 > 0:40:00# La la la la la la-la
0:40:00 > 0:40:02# La la-la
0:40:02 > 0:40:03# La la la la
0:40:03 > 0:40:05# La la la la
0:40:05 > 0:40:08# La la la la la la-la
0:40:08 > 0:40:11# La la-la
0:40:11 > 0:40:14# Ever and ever Forever and ever
0:40:14 > 0:40:19# You'll be the one
0:40:19 > 0:40:23# That shines in me
0:40:23 > 0:40:27# Like the morning sun
0:40:27 > 0:40:31# Ever and ever Forever and ever
0:40:31 > 0:40:36# You'll be my dream
0:40:36 > 0:40:40# My rainbow's end
0:40:40 > 0:40:44# And the song I sing
0:40:45 > 0:40:53# Take me far beyond imagination
0:40:53 > 0:40:58# You're my dream come true
0:40:58 > 0:41:02# My consolation
0:41:02 > 0:41:06# Ever and ever Forever and ever
0:41:06 > 0:41:10# You'll be my dream
0:41:10 > 0:41:13# My symphony
0:41:13 > 0:41:18# My own lover's theme
0:41:18 > 0:41:22# Ever and ever Forever and ever
0:41:22 > 0:41:27# My destiny
0:41:27 > 0:41:35# Will follow you eternally
0:41:35 > 0:41:37# La la la la la la-la
0:41:37 > 0:41:39# La la-la
0:41:39 > 0:41:41# La la la-la
0:41:41 > 0:41:43# La la la-la
0:41:43 > 0:41:46# La la la la la la-la
0:41:46 > 0:41:48# La la-la
0:41:48 > 0:41:50# La la la la-la
0:41:50 > 0:41:52# La-la la la la la
0:41:52 > 0:41:55# La-la la-la
0:41:55 > 0:41:59# La-la la-la
0:41:59 > 0:42:05# La la la la-la
0:42:05 > 0:42:07# La-la la la-la
0:42:07 > 0:42:09# La la-la la la-la
0:42:09 > 0:42:12# La-la la-la
0:42:12 > 0:42:16# La-la la-la
0:42:16 > 0:42:22# La la la la-la
0:42:22 > 0:42:30# Take me far beyond imagination
0:42:30 > 0:42:35# You're my dream come true
0:42:35 > 0:42:39# My consolation
0:42:39 > 0:42:43# Ever and ever Forever and ever
0:42:43 > 0:42:47# You'll be the one
0:42:47 > 0:42:50# That shines in me
0:42:50 > 0:42:55# Like the morning sun
0:42:55 > 0:43:00# Ever and ever Forever and ever
0:43:00 > 0:43:04# My destiny
0:43:04 > 0:43:12# Will follow you eternally
0:43:12 > 0:43:14# La la-la
0:43:14 > 0:43:16# La la-la
0:43:16 > 0:43:18# La la la-la
0:43:18 > 0:43:20# La la la-la
0:43:20 > 0:43:23# La la la la la la-la
0:43:23 > 0:43:25# La la-la
0:43:25 > 0:43:27# La la la-la
0:43:27 > 0:43:29# La la la-la... #
0:43:31 > 0:43:35We're enjoying ourselves, hope you are. That's Demis Roussos.
0:43:35 > 0:43:39And right now, with a rhapsody from bohemia, it's Queen!
0:43:39 > 0:43:41# Is this the real life?
0:43:41 > 0:43:43# Is this just fantasy?
0:43:43 > 0:43:46# Caught in a landslide
0:43:46 > 0:43:51# No escape from reality
0:43:51 > 0:43:54# Open your eyes
0:43:54 > 0:44:01# Look up to the skies and see
0:44:01 > 0:44:05# I'm just a poor boy
0:44:05 > 0:44:07# I need no sympathy
0:44:07 > 0:44:11# Because I'm easy come, easy go
0:44:11 > 0:44:15# Little high, little low
0:44:15 > 0:44:18# Anyway the wind blows
0:44:18 > 0:44:24# Doesn't really matter to me
0:44:24 > 0:44:28# To me
0:44:32 > 0:44:35# Mama
0:44:35 > 0:44:38# Just killed a man
0:44:38 > 0:44:41# Put a gun against his head
0:44:41 > 0:44:45# Pulled my trigger Now he's dead
0:44:45 > 0:44:48# Mama
0:44:48 > 0:44:52# Life had just begun
0:44:52 > 0:44:58# But now I've gone and thrown it all away
0:44:58 > 0:45:05# Mamaaaaa, oooh
0:45:05 > 0:45:08# Didn't mean to make you cry
0:45:08 > 0:45:14# If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
0:45:14 > 0:45:17# Carry on, carry on
0:45:17 > 0:45:22# As if nothing really matters
0:45:31 > 0:45:37# Too late, my time has come
0:45:37 > 0:45:40# Sends shivers down my spine
0:45:40 > 0:45:44# Body's aching all the time
0:45:44 > 0:45:51# Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
0:45:51 > 0:45:59# Got to leave you all behind and face the truth
0:45:59 > 0:46:05- # Mama, oooh-oooh - Any way the wind blows
0:46:05 > 0:46:08# I don't want to die
0:46:08 > 0:46:14# I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
0:46:42 > 0:46:45# I see a little silhouetto of a man
0:46:45 > 0:46:49# Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?
0:46:49 > 0:46:53# Thunderbolts and lightning Very, very frightening me!
0:46:53 > 0:46:54- # Galileo,- Galileo
0:46:54 > 0:46:56- # Galileo,- Galileo
0:46:56 > 0:46:57- # Galileo,- Figaro
0:46:57 > 0:46:59# Magnifico!
0:46:59 > 0:47:02# I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me
0:47:02 > 0:47:05# He's just a poor boy from a poor family
0:47:05 > 0:47:09# Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
0:47:10 > 0:47:13# Easy come, easy go Will you let me go?
0:47:13 > 0:47:16# Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
0:47:16 > 0:47:19- # Let him go! - Bismillah! We will not let you go!
0:47:19 > 0:47:22- # Let him go! - Bismillah! We will not let you go!
0:47:22 > 0:47:24- # Let me go!- Will not let you go!
0:47:24 > 0:47:26- # Let me go!- Will not let you go!
0:47:26 > 0:47:28# Let me go!
0:47:28 > 0:47:30# No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
0:47:30 > 0:47:32# Oh mamma mia, mamma mia!
0:47:32 > 0:47:34# Mamma mia, let me go!
0:47:34 > 0:47:44# Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
0:47:51 > 0:47:57# So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
0:47:57 > 0:48:02# So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
0:48:02 > 0:48:09# Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
0:48:09 > 0:48:15# Just got to get out Just got to get right out of here!
0:48:31 > 0:48:37# Oooh, oooh, oooh
0:48:37 > 0:48:40# Oooh, yeah, oooh, yeah
0:48:48 > 0:48:51# Nothing really matters
0:48:51 > 0:48:55# Anyone can see
0:48:55 > 0:48:59# Nothing really matters
0:48:59 > 0:49:07# Nothing really matters to me
0:49:19 > 0:49:24# Any way the wind blows. #
0:49:26 > 0:49:28APPLAUSE
0:49:31 > 0:49:35I touched the turkey! I touched it - it's real! Eurgh!
0:49:35 > 0:49:38Have a really good Christmas Day. Thanks for joining us.
0:49:38 > 0:49:41We leave you with Legs & Company, and a bit of Wings! Happy Christmas.
0:49:41 > 0:49:45Oh, I've only got two seconds left. Have a nice Christmas! Ta-ta!
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