0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's Top Of The Pops, and here's the sound of Neil Diamond.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07SONG: "Forever In Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond
0:00:07 > 0:00:08# Money talks
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk
0:00:15 > 0:00:20# Long as I can have you here with me
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# I'd much rather be
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# For ever in blue jeans
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Honey's sweet
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# But it ain't nothing next to baby's treat
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# And if you pardon me, I'd like to say
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# We do OK
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# For ever in blue jeans. #
0:00:46 > 0:00:49SONG: "Valley of the Dolls" by Generation X
0:00:53 > 0:00:57# Into the Valley of the Dolls
0:01:00 > 0:01:03# Into the Valley of the Dolls
0:01:08 > 0:01:11# Into the Valley of the Dolls
0:01:13 > 0:01:16# Went the gang of four
0:01:18 > 0:01:20# Song number one
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# Rhythm up amping
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# Drummer beats down 4/4 rock ranking
0:01:25 > 0:01:27# A bass so deep
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Thud, thud, spines shaking
0:01:29 > 0:01:30# And all around...
0:01:32 > 0:01:35# Mad eyes are rolling
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- # In the Valley of the Dolls - Made up and stunning
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- # In the Valley of the Dolls - As the feet get moving
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- # In the Valley of the Dolls - As the pressure rising
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- # In the Valley of the Dolls - White faces staring
0:01:53 > 0:01:56# As into the Valley of the Dolls
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# Go the gang of four
0:02:03 > 0:02:04# Boom, bop, basher!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08# Song after song, rockettes up rocking
0:02:08 > 0:02:09# 100 watts scream
0:02:09 > 0:02:12# Man, my ears are bleeding
0:02:12 > 0:02:15# Hot bodies charged Blonde locks a-giving
0:02:15 > 0:02:17# And all around...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21# Young girls are fainting
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- # In the Valley of the Dolls - Their hearts a-pumping
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- # In the Valley of the Dolls - As the spikes are dancing
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- # In the Valley of the Dolls - Skank girl skanking
0:02:34 > 0:02:40- # In the Valley of the Dolls - I saw love vibrating
0:02:40 > 0:02:43# As into the Valley of the Dolls
0:02:45 > 0:02:48# Go the gang of four
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# Into the Valley of the Dolls
0:02:58 > 0:02:59# Dolls
0:03:01 > 0:03:05# Into the Valley of the Dolls
0:03:05 > 0:03:07# Dolls
0:03:09 > 0:03:12# Into the Valley of the Dolls
0:03:12 > 0:03:13# Dolls
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- # As into the valley of the... - Dolls!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20# Wooooow!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- # In the Valley of the Dolls - Four skulls are splitting
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- # In the Valley of the Dolls - Five fingers creaking
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- # In the Valley of the Dolls - Six strings a-burning
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- # In the Valley of the Dolls - Seventh hour approaching
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- # In the Valley of the Dolls - Eight legs are stomping
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- # In the Valley of the Dolls - Nine lives are grooving
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- # In the Valley of the Dolls - 10,000 coasting
0:03:52 > 0:03:57- # In the Valley of the Dolls - X Generating
0:03:57 > 0:04:00# As into the Valley of the Dolls... #
0:04:00 > 0:04:03APPLAUSE
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Getting the show of to a really good start, the latest,
0:04:05 > 0:04:08and for me, the best of Generation X and The Valley of the Dolls.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11From a superb album, Breakfast In America, here's Supertramp
0:04:11 > 0:04:13and The Logical Song.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17# When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful
0:04:17 > 0:04:19# A miracle
0:04:19 > 0:04:22# Oh, it was beautiful, magical
0:04:22 > 0:04:24# And all the birds in the trees
0:04:24 > 0:04:28# They'd be singing so happily
0:04:28 > 0:04:30# Oh, joyfully
0:04:30 > 0:04:32# Oh, playfully, watching me
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# But then they sent me away
0:04:37 > 0:04:39# To teach me how to be sensible
0:04:40 > 0:04:42# Logical
0:04:42 > 0:04:45# Oh, responsible, practical
0:04:45 > 0:04:50# And then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable
0:04:50 > 0:04:52# Oh, clinical
0:04:52 > 0:04:55# Oh, intellectual, cynical
0:04:57 > 0:04:59# There are times
0:04:59 > 0:05:02# When all the world's asleep
0:05:03 > 0:05:08# The questions run too deep
0:05:08 > 0:05:13# For such a simple man.
0:05:13 > 0:05:19# Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
0:05:19 > 0:05:23# I know it sounds absurd
0:05:23 > 0:05:29# Please tell me who I am.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38# Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
0:05:38 > 0:05:43# Liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47# Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
0:05:47 > 0:05:53# Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable
0:05:53 > 0:05:57# Oh, take, take, take it yeah!
0:06:17 > 0:06:23# But at night, when all the world's asleep,
0:06:23 > 0:06:27# The questions run so deep
0:06:27 > 0:06:33# For such a simple man.
0:06:33 > 0:06:39# Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
0:06:39 > 0:06:43# I know it sounds absurd
0:06:43 > 0:06:48# Please tell me who I am
0:06:49 > 0:06:53# Who I am
0:06:53 > 0:06:57# Who I am
0:06:57 > 0:07:01# Who I am. #
0:07:02 > 0:07:06APPLAUSE
0:07:06 > 0:07:09The latest disco delight to boogie its way into the chart is
0:07:09 > 0:07:11One Way Ticket from Eruption
0:07:11 > 0:07:14and I'm glad to say they're here with us tonight.
0:07:16 > 0:07:24# Mmmm... oohhh...
0:07:26 > 0:07:30# Yeea yeea yeaah...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32# One way ticket
0:07:32 > 0:07:34# One way ticket.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36# One way ticket
0:07:36 > 0:07:38# One way ticket.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40# One way ticket.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45# One way ticket to the blues.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47# Choo choo train
0:07:47 > 0:07:49# Tuckin' down the track
0:07:49 > 0:07:51# Gotta travel on it
0:07:51 > 0:07:53# Never comin' back
0:07:53 > 0:07:55# Ooh
0:07:55 > 0:08:01# Got a one way ticket to the blues
0:08:01 > 0:08:02# Bye-bye love
0:08:02 > 0:08:04# My babe is leavin' me
0:08:04 > 0:08:08# Now lonely tear drops are all that I can see
0:08:08 > 0:08:10# Ooh
0:08:10 > 0:08:14# Got a one way ticket to the blues
0:08:16 > 0:08:20# Gonna take a trip to lonesome town
0:08:20 > 0:08:23# Gonna stay at heartbreak hotel
0:08:23 > 0:08:25# A fool such as I
0:08:25 > 0:08:27# There never was
0:08:27 > 0:08:29# I cry my tears away
0:08:31 > 0:08:33# One way ticket
0:08:33 > 0:08:35# One way ticket
0:08:35 > 0:08:37# One way ticket
0:08:37 > 0:08:39# One way ticket
0:08:39 > 0:08:41# One way ticket
0:08:41 > 0:08:47# One way ticket to the blues
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# Choo choo train
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# Tuckin' down the track
0:08:51 > 0:08:52# Gotta travel on it
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# Never comin' back
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Ooh
0:08:56 > 0:09:00# Got a one way ticket to the blues
0:09:00 > 0:09:02# Hey now!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05# Gotta go on
0:09:05 > 0:09:09#Yeah
0:09:09 > 0:09:12# Tuckin' on tuckin' on
0:09:12 > 0:09:17# One way ticket to the blues.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21# Oh, I gotta take a trip to lonesome town
0:09:21 > 0:09:24# Gonna stay at heartbreak hotel
0:09:24 > 0:09:26# Oh, a fool such as I
0:09:26 > 0:09:33# There never was I cry the tears away
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- #- One way ticket. - Choo Choo
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- #- One way ticket. - I'm tuckin' on tuckin' on.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38- #- One way ticket. - I've got my ticket
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- #- One way ticket.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- #- One way ticket.
0:09:42 > 0:09:48- #- One way ticket to the blues.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50# Choo choo train
0:09:50 > 0:09:52# Tuckin' down the track
0:09:52 > 0:09:54# I've gotta travel on it
0:09:54 > 0:09:56# Never comin' back
0:09:56 > 0:10:03# Ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
0:10:03 > 0:10:11# Woah whoa got a one way ticket to the blues
0:10:11 > 0:10:13# I got my ticket
0:10:13 > 0:10:17# Oh I'm tuckin' on one way ticket
0:10:17 > 0:10:19# I'm leaving you, I got my ticket..#
0:10:19 > 0:10:21APPLAUSE
0:10:21 > 0:10:25One way ticket, hmm? The plot thickens. Staircase - Mystery.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27This is a case for Siouxsie and the Banshees.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30SONG: "The Staircase (Mystery) by Siouxsie and the Banshees
0:10:30 > 0:10:33# Staircase lying face up
0:10:33 > 0:10:35# Stare cat sat on the mat
0:10:35 > 0:10:43# Looking down, looking down
0:10:43 > 0:10:46# Slide down the banister
0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Take the escalator
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Slide down the banister
0:10:52 > 0:10:57# Or try the elevator
0:11:08 > 0:11:12# I was standing on the landing
0:11:12 > 0:11:15# Now I'm standing in the hall
0:11:15 > 0:11:22# Looking up, up, up, up
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# Won't someone assist me
0:11:25 > 0:11:28# Solve this mystery
0:11:28 > 0:11:31# Somebody assist me
0:11:31 > 0:11:37# Arrange the symmetry
0:12:00 > 0:12:03# Muffled footsteps on the carpet
0:12:03 > 0:12:07# Spiral steps start spinning
0:12:07 > 0:12:13# Around me
0:12:13 > 0:12:16# Which floor, which ceiling
0:12:16 > 0:12:19# You're off balance
0:12:19 > 0:12:23# Which floor, which ceiling
0:12:23 > 0:12:30# It's all upside down
0:12:39 > 0:12:42# Staircase lying face up
0:12:42 > 0:12:44# Stare cat sat on the mat
0:12:44 > 0:12:51# Looking down, looking down, down. #
0:12:51 > 0:12:53APPLAUSE
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Dynamic stuff indeed
0:12:54 > 0:12:58from Siouxsie And The Banshees, The Staircase (Mystery).
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Still in the runner-up spot, Racey this week.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03SONG: "Some Girls" by Racey
0:13:11 > 0:13:17# Some girls will, some girls won't
0:13:17 > 0:13:22# Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
0:13:22 > 0:13:28# Well I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Some say they will and some girls lie
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# So here I am in front of you
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Not really knowing what to do
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# My heart is feeling something new
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Nervously I turn away from you
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# I see those looks you're sending me
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Is this the way it's meant to be?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# It's something we should talk about
0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Just give me time to work it out
0:13:54 > 0:13:59# Some girls will, some girls won't
0:13:59 > 0:14:04# Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
0:14:04 > 0:14:10# Well I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
0:14:10 > 0:14:15# Some say they will and some girls lie
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# I find your company to be
0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Something completely new to me
0:14:20 > 0:14:22# Now that I know you socially
0:14:22 > 0:14:25# Obviously I'll fall heavily
0:14:25 > 0:14:28# I've seen those looks you're sending me
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# This is the way it's meant to be
0:14:30 > 0:14:33# There's nothing left to talk about
0:14:33 > 0:14:36# Oh, how I wish you'd work it out
0:14:36 > 0:14:41# Some girls will, some girls won't
0:14:41 > 0:14:46# Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
0:14:46 > 0:14:52# Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
0:14:52 > 0:14:56# Some say they will and some girls lie
0:15:04 > 0:15:07# I don't know what I'm going to do.
0:15:17 > 0:15:23# Some girls will, some girls won't
0:15:23 > 0:15:28# Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
0:15:28 > 0:15:34# Well I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
0:15:34 > 0:15:39# Some say they will and some girls lie
0:15:39 > 0:15:41# So here I am in front of you
0:15:41 > 0:15:44# Not really knowing what to do
0:15:44 > 0:15:46# My heart is feeling something new
0:15:46 > 0:15:49# Nervously I turn away from you
0:15:49 > 0:15:54# Some girls will, some girls won't
0:15:54 > 0:16:00# Some girls need a lot of lovin' and some girls don't
0:16:00 > 0:16:05# Well, I know I've got the fever but I don't know why
0:16:05 > 0:16:08# Some say they will and some girls lie. #
0:16:08 > 0:16:10APPLAUSE
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Some girls will, and some girls won't.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15And incredibly, some girls like knocking on wood, like
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Amii Stewart and this week, she's knocking at number 20 in the chart.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20SONG: "Knock On Wood" by Amii Stewart
0:16:20 > 0:16:23# I don't want to lose you
0:16:23 > 0:16:28# This good thing that I got
0:16:28 > 0:16:32# Cos if I do I will surely
0:16:32 > 0:16:35# Surely lose a lot
0:16:35 > 0:16:39# Cos your love is better
0:16:39 > 0:16:42# Than any love I know
0:16:42 > 0:16:45# It's like thunder lightning
0:16:45 > 0:16:48# The way you love me is frightening
0:16:48 > 0:16:52# You better knock knock
0:16:52 > 0:16:56# On wood baby
0:16:56 > 0:17:02# Ooh baby
0:17:02 > 0:17:08# Ooh wooh!
0:17:08 > 0:17:13# I'm not superstitious about ya
0:17:13 > 0:17:16# But I can't take no chance
0:17:16 > 0:17:20# You got me spinnin' baby
0:17:20 > 0:17:22# You know that I'm in a trance
0:17:22 > 0:17:27# Cos your love is better
0:17:27 > 0:17:29# Than any love I know
0:17:29 > 0:17:33# It's like thunder lightning
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# The way you love me is frightenin'
0:17:36 > 0:17:40# You better knock knock knock
0:17:40 > 0:17:43# On wood baby
0:17:43 > 0:17:51# Ooh baby
0:17:51 > 0:17:53# Ohh...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- #- Think I better knock knock knock on wood
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- #- Think I better knock knock knock on wood
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- #- Think I better knock knock knock on wood
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- #- Think I better knock knock knock on wood
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- #- Think I better knock
0:18:10 > 0:18:13# Ohh baby
0:18:13 > 0:18:16# Aahhh...
0:18:16 > 0:18:21# It's no secret about it
0:18:21 > 0:18:24# Cos with his lovin' touch
0:18:24 > 0:18:28# He sees to it
0:18:28 > 0:18:30# That I get enough
0:18:30 > 0:18:35# With his touch, all over
0:18:35 > 0:18:37# You know it means so much
0:18:37 > 0:18:41# It's like thunder burstin' lightnin'
0:18:41 > 0:18:44# The way you love me is frightenin'
0:18:44 > 0:18:46# You better knock knock knock
0:18:46 > 0:18:47# On wood... #
0:18:47 > 0:18:49APPLAUSE
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Well on a more topical note with the election and stuff coming up,
0:18:52 > 0:18:54questions and answers.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Would you vote for Sham 69?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00SONG: "Questions and Answers" by Sham 69
0:19:06 > 0:19:08# As soon as we are born
0:19:08 > 0:19:12# We're told what to say and do
0:19:12 > 0:19:19# But only a friend can know the you that's you
0:19:19 > 0:19:25# So think before you do what they say
0:19:25 > 0:19:34# It's your life so go your own way
0:19:34 > 0:19:40# Questions and answers honesty lies
0:19:40 > 0:19:46# Yes no you can't but you can and you know why
0:19:49 > 0:19:52# An arguments your statement
0:19:52 > 0:19:55# Just say look I'm alive
0:19:55 > 0:19:59# Just doing what you think is right
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# Will help you to survive
0:20:02 > 0:20:09# So think before you do what they say
0:20:09 > 0:20:17# It's your life so go your own way
0:20:17 > 0:20:24# Questions and answers honesty lies
0:20:24 > 0:20:30# Yes no you can't but you can and you know why
0:21:00 > 0:21:07# Questions and answers honesty lies
0:21:07 > 0:21:16# Yes no you can't but you can and you know why
0:21:16 > 0:21:19# There's no-one that can tell you
0:21:19 > 0:21:22# What you can and cannot be
0:21:22 > 0:21:26# The world was made for all of us
0:21:26 > 0:21:29# For you and yes for me
0:21:29 > 0:21:36# So think before you do what they say
0:21:36 > 0:21:44# It's your life so go your own way
0:21:44 > 0:21:51# Questions and answers honesty lies
0:21:51 > 0:21:58# Yes no you can't but you can and you know why
0:21:58 > 0:22:05# Questions and answers honesty lies
0:22:05 > 0:22:09# Yes no you can't but you can and you know why. #
0:22:09 > 0:22:13APPLAUSE
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Well by way of a slight contrast, here's the weeks highest new
0:22:17 > 0:22:20chart entry from Boney M and Hooray Hooray,
0:22:20 > 0:22:23It's A Holli- Holliday.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25# Hey - di - hey - di - hoh
0:22:25 > 0:22:28# Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding
0:22:28 > 0:22:30# Hey - di - hey - di - hoh
0:22:30 > 0:22:32# Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding
0:22:32 > 0:22:34# Hey - di - hey - di - hoh
0:22:34 > 0:22:37# Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding
0:22:37 > 0:22:39# Hey - di - hey - di - hoh
0:22:39 > 0:22:44# There's a place I know where we should go - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:22:44 > 0:22:48# Won' t you take me there your lady fair - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:22:48 > 0:22:53# There's a brook near-by the grass grows high - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:22:53 > 0:22:58# Where we both can hide side by side - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:22:58 > 0:23:02# Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-Holiday
0:23:02 > 0:23:07# What a world of fun for everyone, holi-holiday
0:23:07 > 0:23:11# Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-Holiday
0:23:11 > 0:23:16# Sing a summer song, skip along, holi-holiday
0:23:16 > 0:23:20# It's a holi-holiday
0:23:20 > 0:23:25# There's a country fair not far from there - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:23:25 > 0:23:30# On a carousel the dingdong bell - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:23:30 > 0:23:34# On the loop di loop we swing and swoop - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:23:34 > 0:23:39# And what else we'll do is up to you - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:23:39 > 0:23:43# Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-Holiday
0:23:43 > 0:23:48# What a world of fun for everyone, holi-holiday
0:23:48 > 0:23:53# Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-Holiday
0:23:53 > 0:23:57# Sing a summer song, skip along, holi-holiday
0:23:57 > 0:23:59# It's a holi-holiday
0:24:21 > 0:24:25# Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-Holiday
0:24:25 > 0:24:30# What a world of fun for everyone, holi-holiday
0:24:30 > 0:24:34# Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-Holiday
0:24:34 > 0:24:39# Sing a summer song, skip along, holi-holiday
0:24:39 > 0:24:43# It's a holi-holiday
0:24:43 > 0:24:48# In the country side we take a ride - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:24:48 > 0:24:53# Where the stars will shine lots of time - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:24:53 > 0:24:57# Back of your old car we might get far - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:24:57 > 0:25:02# In the summer breeze we feel at ease - hey-di-hey-di-hoh
0:25:02 > 0:25:06# Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-Holiday
0:25:06 > 0:25:11# What a world of fun for everyone, holi-holiday
0:25:11 > 0:25:16# Hooray! Hooray! It's A Holi-Holiday
0:25:16 > 0:25:20# Sing a summer song, skip along, holi-holiday
0:25:20 > 0:25:24# It's a holi-holiday, it's a holi-holiday. #
0:25:24 > 0:25:26APPLAUSE
0:25:26 > 0:25:29I must warn you, watching this next act could be habit-forming.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33They are The Monks. Nice legs, shame about their faces though.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36SONG: "Nice Legs Shame About Her Face" by Monks
0:25:47 > 0:25:48# Met her on a blind date
0:25:48 > 0:25:50# Helping out an old mate
0:25:50 > 0:25:51# Waiting at the corner
0:25:51 > 0:25:52# She'd be dressed in black
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# There was I expecting a really tasty bird
0:25:55 > 0:25:56# He said she was good looking
0:25:56 > 0:25:57# I should have doubted his word
0:25:57 > 0:25:59# When I saw her there
0:25:59 > 0:26:00# She was a real disgrace
0:26:00 > 0:26:02# I thought nice legs shame about her face
0:26:13 > 0:26:14# I had to take her dancing
0:26:14 > 0:26:16# I couldn't let her down
0:26:16 > 0:26:17# So we caught the bus
0:26:17 > 0:26:18# To the other side of town
0:26:18 > 0:26:19# Out upon the dance floor
0:26:19 > 0:26:21# I wasn't getting far
0:26:21 > 0:26:22# So I had a drink with my friends
0:26:22 > 0:26:23# Up at the bar
0:26:23 > 0:26:26# I asked them what they thought of her they fell about the place
0:26:26 > 0:26:27# And they said nice legs
0:26:27 > 0:26:29# Shame about her face
0:26:44 > 0:26:46# She said could we go bowling,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49# I said that would be fine
0:26:49 > 0:26:51# But when I bought the tickets
0:26:51 > 0:26:54# She'd already changed her mind
0:26:54 > 0:26:55# She was turning out
0:26:55 > 0:26:57# To be a real hard case
0:26:57 > 0:27:00# Nice legs shame about the boat race
0:27:09 > 0:27:11# Downed a gin and soda
0:27:11 > 0:27:12# Tapped me on the shoulder
0:27:12 > 0:27:13# Whispered in my ear
0:27:13 > 0:27:15# It's getting kind of late
0:27:15 > 0:27:16# When I took her home
0:27:16 > 0:27:17# We hardly said a thing
0:27:17 > 0:27:19# I walked her to the door
0:27:19 > 0:27:20# Expected to go in
0:27:20 > 0:27:21# She looked me up and down
0:27:21 > 0:27:22# And really put me in my place
0:27:22 > 0:27:25# She said nice legs shame about your face
0:27:25 > 0:27:28# Nice legs shame about your face. #
0:27:28 > 0:27:31APPLAUSE
0:27:31 > 0:27:33And on the subject of legs and things,
0:27:33 > 0:27:36to the tune of The Bee Gees' Love You Inside Out, it's Legs & Co.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Baby, I can't figure it out
0:27:58 > 0:28:01# Your kisses taste like honey
0:28:01 > 0:28:04# Sweet lies don't gimme no rise
0:28:04 > 0:28:08# Oh, oh what you're trying to do?
0:28:08 > 0:28:10# Livin' on your cheatin'
0:28:10 > 0:28:12# And the pain grows inside me
0:28:12 > 0:28:17# It's enough to leave me crying in the rain
0:28:17 > 0:28:21# Love you forever but you're driving me insane
0:28:21 > 0:28:26# And I'm hanging on, oh, oh, oh
0:28:26 > 0:28:29# Oh, I'll win, I'll never give in
0:28:29 > 0:28:32# Our love has got the power
0:28:32 > 0:28:35# Too many lovers in one lifetime
0:28:35 > 0:28:38# Ain't good for you
0:28:38 > 0:28:41# You treat me like a vision in the night
0:28:41 > 0:28:43# Someone there to stand behind you
0:28:43 > 0:28:47# When your world ain't working right
0:28:47 > 0:28:51# I ain't no vision, I am the man
0:28:51 > 0:28:56# Who loves you inside and out
0:28:56 > 0:28:59# Backwards and forwards with
0:28:59 > 0:29:02# My heart hanging out
0:29:02 > 0:29:07# I love no other way
0:29:07 > 0:29:12# What am I going to do if we lose that fire?
0:29:12 > 0:29:17# Wrap myself up and take me home again
0:29:17 > 0:29:20# Too many heartaches in one lifetime
0:29:20 > 0:29:23# Ain't good for me
0:29:23 > 0:29:26# I figure it's the love that keeps you warm
0:29:26 > 0:29:29# Let this moment be forever
0:29:29 > 0:29:32# We won't ever feel the storm
0:29:32 > 0:29:36# I ain't no vision, I am the man
0:29:36 > 0:29:42# Who loves you inside and out
0:29:42 > 0:29:44# Backwards and forwards with
0:29:44 > 0:29:47# My heart hanging out
0:29:47 > 0:29:52# I love no other way
0:29:52 > 0:29:58# What am I going to do if we lose that fire?
0:29:58 > 0:30:03# Don't try to tell me it's all over
0:30:03 > 0:30:08# I can't hear a word I can't hear a line
0:30:08 > 0:30:10# No man could love you more
0:30:10 > 0:30:13# And that's what I'm cryin' for
0:30:13 > 0:30:16# You can't change the way I feel inside... #
0:30:16 > 0:30:19APPLAUSE
0:30:19 > 0:30:21And now we come to this week's number one.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24And it's the third week for it being at the top, from the motion picture
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Watership Down, Art Garfunkel sings the lovely Bright Eyes.
0:30:27 > 0:30:34# There's a fog along the horizon
0:30:34 > 0:30:41# A strange glow in the sky
0:30:41 > 0:30:46# And nobody seems to know where you go
0:30:46 > 0:30:50# And what does it mean?
0:30:50 > 0:30:55# Oh, is it a dream?
0:30:56 > 0:30:59# Bright eyes
0:30:59 > 0:31:04# Burning like fire
0:31:04 > 0:31:08# Bright eyes
0:31:08 > 0:31:12# How can you close and fail?
0:31:14 > 0:31:18# How can the light that burned so brightly
0:31:18 > 0:31:21# Suddenly burn so pale?
0:31:21 > 0:31:24# Bright eyes. #
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Well that's it for this week.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31I hope you've enjoyed the programme, enough to join us again next week.
0:31:31 > 0:31:32From us all here at Top Of The Pops,
0:31:32 > 0:31:36have yourself a good week with Showaddywaddy, Remember Then!
0:31:36 > 0:31:38# Mem mem, remem-me-mem-ber
0:31:38 > 0:31:40# Mem mem, remem-me-mem-ber
0:31:40 > 0:31:43# Mem mem, remem-me-mem-ber then then
0:31:43 > 0:31:45# Remember then?
0:31:45 > 0:31:47# Re-mem mem, remem-me-mem-be
0:31:47 > 0:31:49# Re-mem mem, remem-me-mem-be
0:31:49 > 0:31:53# Re-mem mem, remem-me-mem-ber then then
0:31:53 > 0:31:54# Remember then?
0:31:54 > 0:31:57# That night we fell in love
0:31:57 > 0:31:59# Beneath the stars from above
0:31:59 > 0:32:03# That was a lovely summer night
0:32:03 > 0:32:07# Remember then, then, then, then, then
0:32:07 > 0:32:08# Remember
0:32:08 > 0:32:10# Re-mem mem, remem-me-mem-ber
0:32:10 > 0:32:13# Re-mem mem, remem-me-mem-ber
0:32:13 > 0:32:16# Re-mem mem, remem-me-mem-ber then then
0:32:16 > 0:32:18# Remember then?
0:32:18 > 0:32:20# The summer is over
0:32:20 > 0:32:22# Our loving is over
0:32:22 > 0:32:26# To lose that love was such a shame
0:32:26 > 0:32:31# Remember then, then, then, then, then
0:32:31 > 0:32:35# Remember then, then, then, then, then
0:32:35 > 0:32:36# Remember
0:32:36 > 0:32:39# Re-mem mem, remem-me-mem-ber
0:32:40 > 0:32:44# Our love is in the past
0:32:44 > 0:32:47# Why has it gone so fast?
0:32:49 > 0:32:53# Why couldn't our love last?
0:32:58 > 0:33:00# I'm broken hearted now
0:33:00 > 0:33:02# Since we have parted now
0:33:02 > 0:33:07# My mind wonders now and then
0:33:07 > 0:33:11# Remember then, then, then, then, then
0:33:11 > 0:33:14# Remember then, then, then, then, then... #