0:00:02 > 0:00:04It's the show that counts and we give to you the chart.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05It's Top Of The Pops.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Well, come on, everybody, let's get together tonight
0:00:09 > 0:00:15# I've got some money in my jeans and I'm really gonna spend it right
0:00:15 > 0:00:19# Well, I've been doing my homework all week long
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Now to have some 50 and my folks are gone
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Ooh, come on, everybody
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Well, my baby's number one
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# But I'm gonna dance with three or four... #
0:00:43 > 0:00:45APPLAUSE
0:00:52 > 0:00:56MUSIC: "Up The Junction" by Squeeze
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# I never thought it would happen
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# With me and the girl from Clapham
0:01:04 > 0:01:06# Out on a windy common
0:01:06 > 0:01:08# That night I ain't forgotten
0:01:08 > 0:01:10# When she dealt out the rations
0:01:10 > 0:01:12# With some or other passions
0:01:12 > 0:01:14# I said, "You are a lady"
0:01:14 > 0:01:18# Perhaps she said, "I may be"
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# We moved into a basement
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# With thoughts of our engagement
0:01:24 > 0:01:26# We stayed in by the telly
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# Although the room was smelly
0:01:28 > 0:01:30# We spent our time just kissing
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# The railway arms we're missing
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# But love had got us hooked up
0:01:34 > 0:01:38# And all our time it took up
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# I got a job with Stanley
0:01:42 > 0:01:44# He said I'd come in handy
0:01:44 > 0:01:46# And started me on Monday
0:01:46 > 0:01:48# So I had a bath on Sunday
0:01:48 > 0:01:50# I worked 11 hours
0:01:50 > 0:01:52# And bought the girl some flowers
0:01:52 > 0:01:54# She said she'd seen a doctor
0:01:54 > 0:01:58# And nothing now could stop her
0:02:00 > 0:02:02# I worked all through the winter
0:02:02 > 0:02:04# The weather brass and bitter
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# I put away a tenner
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Each week to make her better
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# And when the time was ready
0:02:10 > 0:02:11# We had to sell the telly
0:02:11 > 0:02:13# Late evenings by the fire
0:02:13 > 0:02:17# With little kicks inside her
0:02:19 > 0:02:21# This morning at 4:50
0:02:21 > 0:02:23# I took her rather nifty
0:02:23 > 0:02:25# Down to an incubator
0:02:25 > 0:02:27# Where 30 minutes later
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# She gave birth to a daughter
0:02:29 > 0:02:31# Within a year a walker
0:02:31 > 0:02:33# She looked just like her mother
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# If there could be another
0:02:39 > 0:02:41# And now she's two years older
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Her mother's with a soldier
0:02:43 > 0:02:45# She left me when my drinking
0:02:45 > 0:02:47# Became a proper stinging
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# The devil came and took me
0:02:49 > 0:02:51# From bar to street to bookie
0:02:51 > 0:02:53# No more nights by the telly
0:02:53 > 0:02:57# No more nights nappies smelling
0:02:59 > 0:03:00# Alone here in the kitchen
0:03:00 > 0:03:03# I feel there's something missing
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# I'd beg for some forgiveness
0:03:05 > 0:03:07# But begging's not my business
0:03:07 > 0:03:08# And she won't write a letter
0:03:08 > 0:03:11# Although I always tell her
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# And so it's my assumption
0:03:13 > 0:03:16# I'm really up the junction. #
0:03:21 > 0:03:23APPLAUSE
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Squeeze with Up The Junction.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28It's number three and a great single indeed.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31So much to get through and I hope you enjoyed the play-in record.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33It was the Sex Pistols and Come on, Everybody.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Here's Lene Lovich.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39MUSIC: "Say When" by Lene Lovich
0:03:43 > 0:03:47# Well, I'm all revved up and ready, baby
0:03:47 > 0:03:50# You're a man and I'm a lady
0:03:51 > 0:03:54# But turn your eyes from this body of mine
0:03:54 > 0:03:57# I don't want you to be ahead of our time
0:03:58 > 0:04:00# I say when to stop
0:04:00 > 0:04:02# Hey, I call the shots, baby
0:04:02 > 0:04:05# I say when, say when
0:04:06 > 0:04:08# I say when to stop
0:04:08 > 0:04:09# Hey, I call the shots, baby
0:04:09 > 0:04:12# I say when, say when
0:04:28 > 0:04:31# Well, you look plenty of good to me
0:04:31 > 0:04:35# Yeah, you got plenty of energy
0:04:35 > 0:04:38# And I know that you're big and strong
0:04:38 > 0:04:41# But I'll be the boss, so don't go wrong
0:04:42 > 0:04:44# I say when to stop
0:04:44 > 0:04:45# Hey, I call the shots, baby
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# I say when, say when
0:04:49 > 0:04:51# I say when to stop
0:04:51 > 0:04:53# Hey, I call the shots, baby
0:04:53 > 0:04:56# I say when, say when
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
0:05:21 > 0:05:25# Well, I'm all revved up and ready, baby
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# You're a man and I'm a lady
0:05:28 > 0:05:31# But turn your eyes from this body of mine
0:05:31 > 0:05:34# I don't want you to be ahead of our time
0:05:35 > 0:05:37# I say when to stop
0:05:37 > 0:05:39# Hey, I call the shots, baby
0:05:39 > 0:05:43# I say when, say when
0:05:43 > 0:05:44# I say when to stop
0:05:44 > 0:05:46# Hey, I call the shots, baby
0:05:46 > 0:05:49# I say when, say when
0:06:01 > 0:06:04# Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix. #
0:06:17 > 0:06:19APPLAUSE
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Lene Lovich and Say When at 19 in the chart.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23So he came over from the States
0:06:23 > 0:06:25and we're so glad to have him on Top Of The Pops.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28A beautiful song, it's Maybe, it's Thom Pace.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32MUSIC: "Maybe" by Thom Pace
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# Deep inside the forest
0:06:43 > 0:06:47# Is a door into another land
0:06:47 > 0:06:51# Here is our life and home
0:06:52 > 0:06:57# We are staying, here forever
0:06:57 > 0:07:01# In the beauty of this place all alone
0:07:03 > 0:07:07# We keep on hopin'
0:07:07 > 0:07:09# Maybe
0:07:09 > 0:07:12# There's a world where we don't have to run
0:07:12 > 0:07:15# And maybe
0:07:15 > 0:07:19# There's a time we'll call our own
0:07:19 > 0:07:24# Livin' free in harmony and majesty
0:07:24 > 0:07:27# Take me home
0:07:27 > 0:07:29# Take me home
0:07:34 > 0:07:37# Walkin' through the land
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# Where every living thing is beautiful
0:07:40 > 0:07:44# Why does it have to end?
0:07:46 > 0:07:50# We are calling, oh, so sadly
0:07:50 > 0:07:54# On the whispers of the wind
0:07:54 > 0:07:58# As we send a dying message
0:08:00 > 0:08:03# Maybe
0:08:03 > 0:08:06# There's a world where we don't have to run
0:08:06 > 0:08:08# Maybe
0:08:08 > 0:08:12# There's a time we'll call our own
0:08:12 > 0:08:17# Livin' free in harmony and majesty
0:08:17 > 0:08:20# Take me home
0:08:20 > 0:08:23# Take me home
0:08:23 > 0:08:27# There's a world where we don't have to run
0:08:27 > 0:08:29# Maybe
0:08:29 > 0:08:32# There's a time we'll call our own
0:08:32 > 0:08:37# Livin' free in harmony and majesty
0:08:38 > 0:08:41# Take me home
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# Take me home
0:08:43 > 0:08:47# Maybe there's a world where we don't have to run
0:08:47 > 0:08:50# Maybe
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# There's a time we'll call our own
0:08:53 > 0:08:58# Livin' free in harmony and majesty
0:08:58 > 0:09:01# Take me home
0:09:01 > 0:09:03# Take me home
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- # Maybe. # - APPLAUSE
0:09:06 > 0:09:08What a great thing to do to a Thursday night.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13A gentle pace, Thom Pace, and Maybe at number 26.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15And at five it's Quantum Jump.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16# Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo
0:09:16 > 0:09:18# Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro
0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
0:09:27 > 0:09:30# Me Tonto Kimosabi
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# Me go and catchee baddy
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# Find him by the shady water
0:09:37 > 0:09:40# Deep within Apache forest
0:09:43 > 0:09:47# Find him, scalp him, eat him up for breakfast
0:09:47 > 0:09:50# Real good friend to Kimosabi
0:09:53 > 0:09:56# Save another silver bullet
0:09:58 > 0:10:00# Hi-ho Silver away
0:10:01 > 0:10:05# Ride into tomorrow today
0:10:05 > 0:10:08# But who was that masked man, you say?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11# That was the Lone Ranger
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# Fill up pipe of peace for Tonto
0:10:15 > 0:10:17# Kimosabi friend and brother
0:10:20 > 0:10:22# He smoke pipe of peace with Tonto
0:10:22 > 0:10:25# Put his mask on back to fronto
0:10:28 > 0:10:30# Tonto fall about with laughter
0:10:30 > 0:10:32# He a head, our great white brother
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# Even pass a tote to Silver
0:10:37 > 0:10:40# Mask man very untogether
0:10:43 > 0:10:47# Hi-ho Silver away
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# Ride into tomorrow today
0:10:50 > 0:10:54# But who was that masked man, you say?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58# That was the Lone Ranger
0:10:58 > 0:11:00# Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo
0:11:00 > 0:11:02# Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro
0:11:02 > 0:11:04# Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
0:11:04 > 0:11:06# Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo
0:11:06 > 0:11:07# Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro
0:11:07 > 0:11:09# Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu
0:11:09 > 0:11:11# Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo
0:11:11 > 0:11:13# Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro
0:11:13 > 0:11:14# Tonto know that Kimosabi
0:11:14 > 0:11:17# Never ever have a woman
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# Well, Tonto sometime stop and wonder
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# What the trip with the great white brother?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30# Maybe masked man he a poofter
0:11:30 > 0:11:32# Try it on with surly Tonto
0:11:35 > 0:11:38# Let me say to Mr Lawman
0:11:38 > 0:11:40# Tonto doesn't mind
0:11:43 > 0:11:46# Hi-ho Silver away
0:11:47 > 0:11:50# Ride into tomorrow today
0:11:50 > 0:11:54# But who was that masked man, you say?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57# That was the Lone Ranger. # APPLAUSE
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Quantum Jump - The Lone Ranger.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Alone? No, she's with a band.
0:12:06 > 0:12:12Her name is Janet Kay and this is a song which this week is at 23.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14It's Silly Games.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16MUSIC: "Silly Games" by Janet Kay
0:12:35 > 0:12:39# I've been wanting you
0:12:39 > 0:12:45# For so long, it's a shame
0:12:45 > 0:12:48# Oh, baby
0:12:48 > 0:12:54# Every time I hear your name
0:12:55 > 0:12:58# Oh, the pain
0:12:58 > 0:13:03# Boy, how it hurts me inside
0:13:07 > 0:13:11# Cos every time we meet
0:13:11 > 0:13:14# We play hide and seek
0:13:15 > 0:13:20# I'm wondering what I should do
0:13:20 > 0:13:26# Should I, dear, come up to you
0:13:26 > 0:13:30# And say, how do you do?
0:13:32 > 0:13:37# Would you turn me away?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44# You're as much to blame
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Cos I know you feel the same
0:13:48 > 0:13:55# I can see it in your eyes
0:13:56 > 0:14:03# But I've got no time to live this life
0:14:05 > 0:14:16# No, I've got no time to play your silly games
0:14:18 > 0:14:25# Silly games
0:14:29 > 0:14:33# Yet, in my mind I say
0:14:33 > 0:14:37# If he makes his move today
0:14:37 > 0:14:42# I'll just pretend to be shy
0:14:42 > 0:14:43# Oh, baby
0:14:43 > 0:14:47# It's a tragedy
0:14:49 > 0:14:53# That you and me
0:14:53 > 0:14:57# We don't even try
0:15:02 > 0:15:05# You're as much to blame
0:15:05 > 0:15:10# Cos I know you feel the same
0:15:10 > 0:15:16# I can see it in your eyes
0:15:18 > 0:15:26# But I've got no time to live this life
0:15:26 > 0:15:38# No, I've got no time to play your silly games
0:15:40 > 0:15:44# Silly games. # APPLAUSE
0:15:47 > 0:15:49It's Janet Kay. That's beautiful. Lovely.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Really moves, that, nicely. And Silly Games.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Unfortunately, no Legs and Co - they're on holiday -
0:15:54 > 0:15:56but we do have Thin Lizzy.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59MUSIC: "Do Anything You Want" by Thin Lizzy
0:16:19 > 0:16:23# There are people that will investigate you
0:16:23 > 0:16:26# They'll insinuate, intimidate and complicate you
0:16:26 > 0:16:29# Don't ever wait or hesitate to
0:16:29 > 0:16:32# State the fate that awaits those who
0:16:32 > 0:16:35# Try to shake or take you
0:16:35 > 0:16:37# Don't let them break you
0:16:37 > 0:16:41# You can do anything you want to do
0:16:41 > 0:16:44# It's not wrong what I sing, it's true
0:16:44 > 0:16:47# You can do anything you want to do
0:16:47 > 0:16:49# Do what you want to
0:17:02 > 0:17:08# People that despise you will analyse then criticise you
0:17:08 > 0:17:11# They'll scandalise and tell lies until they realise
0:17:11 > 0:17:14# You are someone they should have apologised to
0:17:14 > 0:17:18# Don't let these people compromise you
0:17:18 > 0:17:19# Be wise too
0:17:19 > 0:17:23# You can do anything you want to do
0:17:23 > 0:17:26# It's not wrong what I sing, it's true
0:17:26 > 0:17:29# You can do anything you want to do
0:17:29 > 0:17:31# Do what you want to
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# Hey, you
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# You're not their puppet on a string
0:17:36 > 0:17:39# You can do everything
0:17:39 > 0:17:42# It's true, if you really want to
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# You can do anything you want
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# Hey, you
0:17:53 > 0:17:55# No can do
0:18:02 > 0:18:05# Hey, you
0:18:05 > 0:18:07# Yes, you
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# Elvis is dead
0:18:15 > 0:18:17# The king of rock 'n' roll is dead. #
0:18:18 > 0:18:21APPLAUSE
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Thin Lizzy and Do Anything You Want To.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26We've found our legs and we've also found a new band,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28UK Subs and Stranglehold.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30MUSIC: "Stranglehold" by UK Subs
0:18:30 > 0:18:32# One, two, three, four, five, six
0:18:32 > 0:18:33# Gotta do a dance
0:18:33 > 0:18:35# And it goes like this
0:18:42 > 0:18:45# Well, some little girl's got a hold on me
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# She's only 18 but, oh, so sweet
0:18:47 > 0:18:48# Got me down on my knees
0:18:48 > 0:18:50# Got a stranglehold on me
0:18:50 > 0:18:52# She puts her arms around me like a vice
0:18:52 > 0:18:54# It's, oh, so painful but nice
0:18:54 > 0:18:56# I can only take once or twice
0:18:56 > 0:18:58# Got a stranglehold on me
0:18:58 > 0:19:00# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:00 > 0:19:02# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:02 > 0:19:04# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:04 > 0:19:06# Stranglehold
0:19:14 > 0:19:17# Puts her arms around me like a vice
0:19:17 > 0:19:19# It's, oh, so painful but nice
0:19:19 > 0:19:21# I can only take it once or twice
0:19:21 > 0:19:22# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:22 > 0:19:25# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:27 > 0:19:28# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:28 > 0:19:31# Stranglehold
0:19:31 > 0:19:33# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:33 > 0:19:35# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:35 > 0:19:37# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:37 > 0:19:39# Stranglehold
0:19:43 > 0:19:45# Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
0:19:45 > 0:19:46# You want more?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47# We'll do it again
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:49 > 0:19:51# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:51 > 0:19:53# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:53 > 0:19:55# Stranglehold
0:19:55 > 0:19:57# Stranglehold on me
0:19:57 > 0:19:59# Got a stranglehold on me
0:19:59 > 0:20:01# Got a stranglehold on me
0:20:01 > 0:20:03# Stranglehold
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# Stranglehold on me
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# Stranglehold on me
0:20:07 > 0:20:09# Stranglehold on me
0:20:09 > 0:20:11# Stranglehold
0:20:11 > 0:20:13# Stranglehold on me
0:20:13 > 0:20:15# Stranglehold on me
0:20:15 > 0:20:17# Stranglehold on me
0:20:17 > 0:20:19# Stranglehold... #
0:20:19 > 0:20:22APPLAUSE
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Putting energy back into your Thursday,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27that's UK Subs and Stranglehold.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I hope it's hot where you might be.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31And if it ain't hot, we're going to make it hot
0:20:31 > 0:20:34because this is Gerry Rafferty and Night Owl.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37MUSIC: "Night Owl" by Gerry Rafferty
0:20:57 > 0:21:02# Night comes down and finds you alone
0:21:02 > 0:21:06# In a space and time of your own
0:21:06 > 0:21:12# Lost in dreams in a world full of shadows
0:21:14 > 0:21:19# Down the street the neon light shines
0:21:19 > 0:21:24# Offering refuge and hope to the blind
0:21:24 > 0:21:29# You stumble in with no thought of tomorrow
0:21:32 > 0:21:37# Yes, I get a little lonely when the sun gets low
0:21:40 > 0:21:45# And I end up looking for somewhere to go
0:21:48 > 0:21:53# Yes, I should know better but I can't say no
0:21:55 > 0:21:57# Oh, no, no, no
0:21:59 > 0:22:03# No, no, no, no
0:22:03 > 0:22:07# The lights are low and the Muzak is loud
0:22:07 > 0:22:12# You watch yourself as you play to the crowd
0:22:12 > 0:22:18# One more face in a palace of mirrors
0:22:20 > 0:22:25# One more drink, you're sailing away
0:22:25 > 0:22:30# One more dream, but it's looking OK
0:22:30 > 0:22:35# One more time to watch the flow of the river
0:22:38 > 0:22:44# Yes, I get a little lonely when the sun gets low
0:22:46 > 0:22:51# And I end up looking for somewhere to go
0:22:54 > 0:23:01# Yes, I should know better but I can't say no
0:23:01 > 0:23:03# Oh, no, no, no
0:23:05 > 0:23:10# No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
0:23:10 > 0:23:14# Oooooooh... #
0:23:17 > 0:23:18APPLAUSE
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Oh, so good. It's Gerry Rafferty at number ten and Night Owl.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Well, she's back. Just to add another number
0:23:26 > 0:23:30to her hit file already. From Wales, it's Bonnie Tyler.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34MUSIC: "The World Is Full Of Married Men" by Bonnie Tyler
0:23:52 > 0:23:56# The world is full of married men
0:23:56 > 0:24:00# With wives who never understand
0:24:00 > 0:24:04# They're looking for someone to share
0:24:04 > 0:24:08# The excitement of a love affair
0:24:08 > 0:24:12# Just as soon as they find you they wine you and dine you
0:24:12 > 0:24:16# You fly on the wings of romance
0:24:16 > 0:24:19# But in the eyes of the world you're just another crazy girl
0:24:19 > 0:24:22# Who loves a married man
0:24:23 > 0:24:26# Ooh, your love is a secret
0:24:26 > 0:24:30# And you've got to keep it as long as you can
0:24:31 > 0:24:34# No, don't cry for your lover
0:24:34 > 0:24:39# There's always another married man
0:24:39 > 0:24:42# The world is full of them
0:24:43 > 0:24:47# Oh, yeah, you'll make him feel so young
0:24:47 > 0:24:51# But his wife is still the number one
0:24:51 > 0:24:55# He promises to marry you
0:24:55 > 0:24:59# Just as soon as his divorce comes through
0:24:59 > 0:25:01# And it's not just a fling
0:25:01 > 0:25:03# He swears it's the real thing
0:25:03 > 0:25:06# A love that could last till the end
0:25:06 > 0:25:08# But as he's driving away
0:25:08 > 0:25:10# You know it's true what they say
0:25:10 > 0:25:13# About married men
0:25:14 > 0:25:17# Ooh, they do it, they do it
0:25:17 > 0:25:19# They do it, they do it
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- # Again and again - Again and again
0:25:22 > 0:25:24# Yeah, they do it, they do it
0:25:24 > 0:25:27# They do it, they do it
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- # Married men - Married men
0:25:30 > 0:25:31# Yeah
0:25:45 > 0:25:48# Oh, he'll run when the scandal
0:25:48 > 0:25:50# Gets too hot to handle
0:25:50 > 0:25:54# He'll say "I just want to be your friend"
0:25:54 > 0:25:56# Then he'll walk out of your life
0:25:56 > 0:25:58# He'll go home to his wife
0:25:58 > 0:26:00# Cos he's a married man
0:26:01 > 0:26:04# Ooh, your love is a secret
0:26:04 > 0:26:08# And you've got to keep it as long as you can
0:26:09 > 0:26:11# No, don't cry for your lover
0:26:11 > 0:26:16# There's always another married man
0:26:16 > 0:26:20# The world is full of them
0:26:32 > 0:26:35# Yeah
0:26:35 > 0:26:37# They do it, they do it
0:26:37 > 0:26:39# They do it, they do it
0:26:39 > 0:26:42- # Again and again - Again and again
0:26:42 > 0:26:45# Yeah, they do it, they do it
0:26:45 > 0:26:47# They do it, they do it
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- # Married men - Married men... #
0:26:51 > 0:26:53APPLAUSE
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Cheers, Bonnie! Lovely, super.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57That's Married Men, her new single.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00We've had all the glamour, what about the fun?
0:27:00 > 0:27:01I'll tell you, it's at number 20.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03It's Chas & Dave, looking ever so smart,
0:27:03 > 0:27:05and Gertcha!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11# Now there's a word that I don't understand
0:27:11 > 0:27:15# I hear it every day from my old man
0:27:15 > 0:27:17# It may be Cockney rhyming slang
0:27:17 > 0:27:19# It ain't in no school book
0:27:22 > 0:27:25# He says it every time that he gets mad
0:27:25 > 0:27:29# A regular caution is my old dad
0:27:29 > 0:27:31# Rub the old man up the wrong way
0:27:31 > 0:27:34# Bet your life you'll hear him say
0:27:36 > 0:27:38# Gertcha!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Gertcha!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- # Gertcha!- When the kids are swinging on the gate
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- # Gertcha!- When the paperboy's half an hour late
0:27:46 > 0:27:50- # Gertcha!- When the pigeons are pecking at his sleeves
0:27:50 > 0:27:54- # Gertcha!- When the barker starts digging up his beans
0:27:54 > 0:27:55# Gertcha!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59# Gertcha! Bar stool preaching
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# That's the old man's game
0:28:03 > 0:28:06# Now the old man was a desert rat
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# Khaki shorts and a khaki hat
0:28:10 > 0:28:13# How me mother could have fancied that
0:28:13 > 0:28:15# I just don't know
0:28:17 > 0:28:20# But when the enemy came in sight
0:28:21 > 0:28:23# They gave up without a fight
0:28:24 > 0:28:26# Well, they rubbed him up the wrong way
0:28:26 > 0:28:30# This is what they heard him say
0:28:31 > 0:28:33# Gertcha!
0:28:33 > 0:28:35# Gertcha!
0:28:35 > 0:28:38- # Gertcha!- When me rock 'n' roll records wake him up
0:28:38 > 0:28:42- # Gertcha!- When the Poles knocked England out the cup
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- # Gertcha!- When the kids are banging on his door
0:28:45 > 0:28:49- # Gertcha!- When the barman won't serve him any more
0:28:49 > 0:28:50# Gertcha!
0:28:51 > 0:28:54# Gertcha! Bar stool preaching
0:28:54 > 0:28:57# He's always been the same
0:28:59 > 0:29:00# Gertcha!
0:29:02 > 0:29:03# Gertcha!
0:29:06 > 0:29:07# Gertcha!
0:29:09 > 0:29:10# Gertcha!
0:29:12 > 0:29:16- # Gertcha!- When me mother says he can't go round the pub
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- # Gertcha!- Sister's boyfriend taking sister up the club
0:29:19 > 0:29:23- # Gertcha!- At the tomcats when they're kicking up a din
0:29:23 > 0:29:26- # Gertcha!- Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- # Gertcha!- When me mother locks him out the flat
0:29:29 > 0:29:33- # Gertcha!- When it's raining and he can't find his hat
0:29:33 > 0:29:35# Gertcha! #
0:29:35 > 0:29:37APPLAUSE
0:29:37 > 0:29:40And great entertainment from Chas & Dave and Gertcha!
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Well, we all guessed it would, it has indeed made it to number one.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46Are 'Friends' Electric? Tubeway Army.
0:29:54 > 0:29:55# It's cold outside
0:29:59 > 0:30:01# And the paint's peeling off of my walls
0:30:04 > 0:30:06# There's a man outside
0:30:09 > 0:30:12# In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
0:30:35 > 0:30:36# Now the light fades out
0:30:40 > 0:30:42# And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
0:30:45 > 0:30:47# There's a knock on the door
0:30:50 > 0:30:53# And just for a second I thought I remembered you
0:31:15 > 0:31:17# So now I'm alone
0:31:17 > 0:31:18# Now I can think for myself
0:31:20 > 0:31:22# About little deals and issues
0:31:22 > 0:31:25# And things that I just don't understand
0:31:25 > 0:31:27# A white lie that night
0:31:28 > 0:31:29# Or a sly touch at times
0:31:33 > 0:31:36# I don't think it meant anything to you
0:32:04 > 0:32:06# So I open the door
0:32:09 > 0:32:12# It's the "friend" that I'd left in the hallway
0:32:14 > 0:32:16# "Please sit down"
0:32:20 > 0:32:22# A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
0:32:45 > 0:32:46# You know I hate to ask
0:32:50 > 0:32:52# But are 'friends' electric?
0:32:54 > 0:32:56# Only mine's broke down
0:33:02 > 0:33:04# And now I've no-one to love.. #
0:33:18 > 0:33:20APPLAUSE
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Gets right into your head.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Probably the best thing to happen this year.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Tubeway Army are at number one and Are 'Friends' Electric?
0:33:29 > 0:33:32And we'll get right back onto your TV screens next week for
0:33:32 > 0:33:34the same time for another edition of Top Of The Pops.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Until then, have fun. Here's Slick and Space Bass. Bye, everybody.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27# Time
0:34:27 > 0:34:31# Keeps on moving as the Earth turns around
0:34:34 > 0:34:36# Time
0:34:40 > 0:34:43# People dance to it all night
0:34:43 > 0:34:50# And they always will even in the year 3000
0:34:54 > 0:34:58# Everybody goes to the space bass
0:34:58 > 0:35:01# Dancing all night long at the space bass
0:35:01 > 0:35:05# Freaking upside down at the space bass
0:35:05 > 0:35:08# Everyone in town's at the space bass...#