0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's Top Of The Pops! It's the chart rundown with Village People.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07MUSIC: "YMCA" by Village People
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Young man There's no need to feel down
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# I said, young man
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Pick yourself off the ground
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# I said, young man
0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Cos you're in a new town
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# There's no need to be unhappy
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Young man There's a place you can go
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# I said, young man
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# When you're short on your dough
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# You can stay there
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# And I'm sure you will find
0:00:42 > 0:00:46# Many ways to have a good time
0:00:48 > 0:00:57# It's fun to stay at the YMCA
0:00:57 > 0:01:00# They have everything for Young men to enjoy... #
0:01:00 > 0:01:02APPLAUSE
0:01:04 > 0:01:06MUSIC: "Destination Venus" by The Rezillos
0:01:18 > 0:01:20# Destination Venus
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# More than darkness lies between us
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# 20 million miles of bleakness
0:01:26 > 0:01:27# Human weakness
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# Holding my receiver
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# I can feel you coming nearer
0:01:33 > 0:01:36# Probing through the airwaves Clearer
0:01:37 > 0:01:38# Clearer, clearer
0:01:41 > 0:01:42# Destination Venus
0:01:42 > 0:01:45# My heart was never slow
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# Destination Venus
0:01:47 > 0:01:50# Where you are, I'll always go
0:01:50 > 0:01:53# I hear your voice on the radio
0:01:53 > 0:01:57# Further modulation of The frequency rotation
0:01:57 > 0:02:00# Triggered waveband activation
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# Near elation
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# Somewhere in the distance
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# I could hear a voice one instance
0:02:08 > 0:02:12# Then it faded from existence
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# No persistence
0:02:16 > 0:02:18# Destination Venus
0:02:18 > 0:02:20# My heart was never slow
0:02:20 > 0:02:22# Destination Venus
0:02:22 > 0:02:25# Where you are, I'll always go
0:02:25 > 0:02:28# I hear your voice on the radio
0:02:49 > 0:02:50# Destination Venus
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Only darkness lies between us
0:02:52 > 0:02:53# Ba, ba, ba
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# 20 million miles of bleakness
0:02:55 > 0:02:57# Ba, ba, ba
0:02:57 > 0:02:58# Human weakness
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# Holding your receiver
0:03:01 > 0:03:02# Ba, ba, ba
0:03:02 > 0:03:03# Can you feel me coming nearer
0:03:03 > 0:03:06# Probing through The airwaves clearer
0:03:06 > 0:03:07# Ba, ba, ba
0:03:07 > 0:03:08# Clearer, clearer
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# Destination Venus
0:03:13 > 0:03:15# My heart was never slow
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# Destination Venus
0:03:17 > 0:03:20# Where you are, I'll always go
0:03:20 > 0:03:24# I hear your voice on the radio
0:03:24 > 0:03:26# Destination Venus
0:03:26 > 0:03:29# My heart was never slow
0:03:29 > 0:03:30# Destination Venus
0:03:30 > 0:03:33# Where you are, I'll always go
0:03:33 > 0:03:43# I hear your voice on the radio
0:03:43 > 0:03:45# I hear your voice on the radio #
0:03:54 > 0:03:55APPLAUSE
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Fantastic! That's The Rezillos and what a great way to open up a show.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00So much for you tonight, just stay with us.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03At number seven, smashing right in the chart, Boney M,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05a brand-new single - "Mary's Boy Child".
0:04:05 > 0:04:08# Mary's boy child
0:04:08 > 0:04:10# Jesus Christ
0:04:10 > 0:04:15# Was born on Christmas Day
0:04:15 > 0:04:20# And man will live for evermore
0:04:20 > 0:04:25# Because of Christmas Day
0:04:33 > 0:04:37# Long time ago in Bethlehem
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# So the Holy Bible said
0:04:42 > 0:04:46# Mary's boy child Jesus Christ
0:04:46 > 0:04:51# Was born on Christmas Day
0:04:52 > 0:04:56# Hark now hear the angels sing
0:04:56 > 0:05:01# A king was born today
0:05:01 > 0:05:05# And man will live for evermore
0:05:05 > 0:05:09# Because of Christmas Day
0:05:09 > 0:05:13# Mary's boy child Jesus Christ
0:05:13 > 0:05:18# Was born on Christmas Day
0:05:18 > 0:05:20# While shepherds watched
0:05:20 > 0:05:21# Their flock by night
0:05:21 > 0:05:26# They see a bright new shining star
0:05:26 > 0:05:30# They hear a choir sing a song
0:05:30 > 0:05:34# The music seemed to come from afar
0:05:37 > 0:05:41# Hark now hear the angels sing
0:05:41 > 0:05:45# A king was born today
0:05:45 > 0:05:49# And man will live for evermore
0:05:49 > 0:05:53# Because of Christmas Day
0:05:55 > 0:05:59THEY HUM
0:06:10 > 0:06:14# For a moment the world was aglow
0:06:14 > 0:06:16# All the bells ring out
0:06:16 > 0:06:19# There were tears of joy And laughter
0:06:19 > 0:06:23# People shouted, "Let everyone know"
0:06:23 > 0:06:26# There is hope for all to find peace
0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Oh, my Lord
0:06:30 > 0:06:32# You sent your son to save us
0:06:32 > 0:06:34# Oh, my Lord
0:06:34 > 0:06:36# Your very self you gave us
0:06:36 > 0:06:38# Oh, my Lord
0:06:38 > 0:06:41# That sin may not enslave us
0:06:41 > 0:06:44# And love may reign once more
0:06:45 > 0:06:47# Oh, my Lord
0:06:47 > 0:06:49# When in the crib they found him
0:06:49 > 0:06:51# Oh, my Lord
0:06:51 > 0:06:53# A golden halo crowned him
0:06:53 > 0:06:55# Oh, my Lord
0:06:55 > 0:06:57# They gathered all around him
0:06:57 > 0:07:02# To see him and adore
0:07:02 > 0:07:04# Oh, my Lord
0:07:04 > 0:07:06# They had begun to doubt you
0:07:06 > 0:07:08# Oh, my Lord
0:07:08 > 0:07:10# What did they know about you
0:07:10 > 0:07:12# Oh, my Lord
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# But they were lost without you
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# They needed you so bad
0:07:17 > 0:07:19# This day will live forever
0:07:19 > 0:07:20# Oh, my Lord
0:07:20 > 0:07:23# With the child's adoration
0:07:23 > 0:07:24# Oh, my Lord... #
0:07:24 > 0:07:26APPLAUSE
0:07:28 > 0:07:30That's terrific!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33That's Boney M and, oh, my Lord "Mary's Boy Child", number seven.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36At number 16, it's Elton John, "Part-time Love".
0:07:36 > 0:07:40# Part-time love is Bringing me down
0:07:40 > 0:07:44# Cos I just can't get Started with you
0:07:44 > 0:07:46# My love
0:07:46 > 0:07:50# Did I hear you saying that I'm too hardhearted?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53# Wipe those stars From your eyes
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# And you'll get quite a surprise
0:07:56 > 0:08:03# Because you'll see everybody's got A part-time love
0:08:09 > 0:08:12# You've been seen
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# Running around
0:08:14 > 0:08:16# There's not much I don't hear of
0:08:16 > 0:08:19# And still you try
0:08:19 > 0:08:21# Telling me all the things
0:08:21 > 0:08:22# I must stay clear of
0:08:22 > 0:08:26# Don't tell me what to do
0:08:26 > 0:08:29# When you've been doing it too
0:08:29 > 0:08:36# Because you, me And everybody's got a part-time love
0:08:38 > 0:08:42# Falling, I'm falling
0:08:42 > 0:08:45# Can't get free
0:08:45 > 0:08:49# Baby, if you keep on stalling
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# Oh, how can I make you see
0:08:52 > 0:08:58# That you, me And everybody needs a part-time love
0:09:11 > 0:09:14# Part-time love
0:09:14 > 0:09:18# I seem to be pulling in The wrong direction with you
0:09:18 > 0:09:19# You
0:09:19 > 0:09:20# My love
0:09:20 > 0:09:21# My love
0:09:21 > 0:09:24# Whatever I do, you raise The same objection
0:09:24 > 0:09:28# That I've got someone at home
0:09:28 > 0:09:31# But she's got a love of her own
0:09:31 > 0:09:38# Because you, me And everybody got a part-time love
0:09:40 > 0:09:44# I'm waiting, I'm waiting
0:09:44 > 0:09:46# All the time
0:09:46 > 0:09:51# And it's getting so frustrating
0:09:51 > 0:09:54# Love, well, That ain't no crime because
0:09:54 > 0:10:00# You, me and everybody needs A part-time love
0:10:00 > 0:10:02# No, oh
0:10:02 > 0:10:08# You, me and everybody's Got a part-time love
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# No, oh
0:10:10 > 0:10:15# You, me and everybody needs A part-time love
0:10:22 > 0:10:23# You
0:10:23 > 0:10:25# Me
0:10:25 > 0:10:29# Everybody got a part-time love #
0:10:29 > 0:10:31APPLAUSE
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Thanks, Elton. Thank you very much. "Part-time Love", number 16.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37On Top Of The Pops, messieurs, mesdames, wait for it,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40it's Legs Co, that much I do know - "Le Freak" and Chic.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# Aaahh, freak out!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Le Freak, c'est Chic
0:10:45 > 0:10:46# Freak out
0:10:48 > 0:10:51# Aaahh, freak out!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53# Le Freak, c'est Chic
0:10:53 > 0:10:54# Freak out
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Have you heard about the New dance craze?
0:11:01 > 0:11:05# Listen to us I'm sure you'll be amazed
0:11:05 > 0:11:09# Big fun to be had by everyone
0:11:09 > 0:11:12# It's up to you It surely can be done
0:11:13 > 0:11:18# Young and old are doing it I'm told
0:11:18 > 0:11:21# Just one try and you too Will be sold
0:11:21 > 0:11:23# It's called Le Freak!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25# They're doing it night and day
0:11:25 > 0:11:28# Allow us, we'll show you the way
0:11:28 > 0:11:31# Aaahh, freak out!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33# Le Freak, c'est Chic
0:11:33 > 0:11:34# Freak out!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42# All that pressure got you down
0:11:42 > 0:11:46# Has your head spinning all around
0:11:46 > 0:11:48# Feel the rhythm, chant the rhyme
0:11:49 > 0:11:54# Come on along and Have a real good time
0:11:54 > 0:11:57# Like the days of "Stompin' at the Savoy"
0:11:57 > 0:11:59# Now we freak
0:11:59 > 0:12:01# Oh, what a joy!
0:12:01 > 0:12:06# Just come on down, to the '5
0:12:06 > 0:12:08# Find a spot out on the floor
0:12:08 > 0:12:11# Aaahh, freak out!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13# Le Freak, c'est Chic
0:12:13 > 0:12:14# Freak out!
0:12:17 > 0:12:18# Now freak
0:12:48 > 0:12:49# I said, freak
0:13:04 > 0:13:06# Now freak. #
0:13:15 > 0:13:16APPLAUSE
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Oh, yes!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21That's number 18, Chic and "Le Freak", and I would show a leg,
0:13:21 > 0:13:24but I might hit somebody. I wouldn't want to do that.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25"Always and Forever" is at number 11.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28It is, of course, Heatwave, and this is a chance for you
0:13:28 > 0:13:29to lay back and enjoy it.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40# Always and forever
0:13:40 > 0:13:45# Each moment with you
0:13:45 > 0:13:50# Is just like a dream to me
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# That somehow came true
0:13:55 > 0:13:59# And I know tomorrow
0:13:59 > 0:14:03# Will still be the same
0:14:04 > 0:14:08# Cos we've got a life of love
0:14:08 > 0:14:12# That won't ever change and
0:14:12 > 0:14:16# Every day
0:14:16 > 0:14:21# Love me your own special way
0:14:21 > 0:14:26# Melt all my heart away
0:14:26 > 0:14:31# With a smile
0:14:31 > 0:14:36# Take time to tell me
0:14:36 > 0:14:41# You really care
0:14:41 > 0:14:46# And we'll share tomorrow
0:14:46 > 0:14:50# Together
0:14:50 > 0:14:55# I'll always love you
0:14:55 > 0:14:58# Forever
0:14:58 > 0:15:00# Always, forever
0:15:00 > 0:15:05# Forever
0:15:06 > 0:15:10# There'll always be sunshine
0:15:10 > 0:15:14# When I look at you
0:15:15 > 0:15:20# It's something I can't explain
0:15:20 > 0:15:23# Just the things that you do
0:15:24 > 0:15:28# And if you get lonely
0:15:30 > 0:15:33# Phone me and take
0:15:34 > 0:15:39# One second to give to me
0:15:39 > 0:15:43# That magic you make and
0:15:43 > 0:15:46# Every day
0:15:46 > 0:15:51# Love me your own special way
0:15:51 > 0:15:56# Melt all my heart away
0:15:56 > 0:16:02# With your smile
0:16:02 > 0:16:07# Take time to tell me
0:16:07 > 0:16:11# You really care
0:16:11 > 0:16:16# And we'll share tomorrow
0:16:16 > 0:16:22# Together
0:16:22 > 0:16:25# I'll always love you
0:16:26 > 0:16:29# Ever
0:16:31 > 0:16:35# Ever
0:16:36 > 0:16:38# Loving you
0:16:38 > 0:16:41# Always forever love you
0:16:41 > 0:16:44# You... #
0:16:44 > 0:16:46APPLAUSE
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Oh, that's warming for us this evening.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51That's Heatwave and "Always and Forever".
0:16:51 > 0:16:54So, only halfway through the show. Promises, promises, promises!
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Here's The Buzzcocks and "Promises" and it's at number 28 in the charts.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00MUSIC: "Promises" by The Buzzcocks
0:17:06 > 0:17:08# Ah, loving you is easy
0:17:08 > 0:17:09# You are on my side
0:17:09 > 0:17:12# We play the game strictly To our rules
0:17:12 > 0:17:15# We led the field, a love affair
0:17:15 > 0:17:17# Which made all other lovers fools
0:17:17 > 0:17:18# Oh...
0:17:20 > 0:17:29# How can you ever let me down
0:17:29 > 0:17:30# These promises
0:17:30 > 0:17:32# Ah-ah
0:17:32 > 0:17:33# Are made for us
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# Oh-oh, oh-oh
0:17:36 > 0:17:39# We promised that we'd always have Time for each other
0:17:39 > 0:17:41# Whenever I needed you'd be there
0:17:41 > 0:17:44# We promised to be true There'd be no other
0:17:44 > 0:17:47# We promised that forever We would care
0:17:47 > 0:17:49# Oh...
0:17:49 > 0:17:59# How can you ever let me down
0:17:59 > 0:18:00# These promises...
0:18:00 > 0:18:02# Ah-ah
0:18:02 > 0:18:03# Are made for us
0:18:03 > 0:18:06# Oh-oh, oh-oh
0:18:08 > 0:18:11# We had to change
0:18:11 > 0:18:14# Ah, but you stayed the same
0:18:14 > 0:18:17# You wouldn't change
0:18:17 > 0:18:22# Oh, what a shame
0:18:23 > 0:18:25# Cos loving you's not easy
0:18:25 > 0:18:26# You're not on my side
0:18:26 > 0:18:29# We play a game with two sets Of rules
0:18:29 > 0:18:32# We lead the field in a love affair
0:18:32 > 0:18:35# Oh, strictly meant for fools
0:18:35 > 0:18:37# Oh...
0:18:37 > 0:18:46# Why did you ever let me down
0:18:46 > 0:18:48# Those promises...
0:18:48 > 0:18:49# Ah-ah
0:18:49 > 0:18:51# Were made for us
0:18:51 > 0:18:54# Oh-oh, oh-oh
0:18:54 > 0:18:56# You never have any time for me
0:18:56 > 0:18:59# Whenever I need you You're not there
0:18:59 > 0:19:02# You've never been true And it's plain to see
0:19:02 > 0:19:04# The fact is you never really cared
0:19:04 > 0:19:06# Oh...
0:19:07 > 0:19:16# Why did you ever let me down
0:19:16 > 0:19:17# Those promises...
0:19:17 > 0:19:19# Ah-ah
0:19:19 > 0:19:20# We made for us
0:19:20 > 0:19:22# Oh-oh, oh-oh... #
0:19:22 > 0:19:24APPLAUSE
0:19:24 > 0:19:27The Buzzcocks and "Promises". Now then, if you're going to
0:19:27 > 0:19:30see them on tour, you've missed out on Sunday, but
0:19:30 > 0:19:32you can see them on Top Of The Pops. Here he is - Leo Sayer.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35His new single, "Raining In My Heart".
0:19:35 > 0:19:37MUSIC: "Raining In My Heart" by Leo Sayer
0:19:41 > 0:19:46# The sun is out, the sky is blue
0:19:46 > 0:19:51# There's not a cloud to spoil The view
0:19:51 > 0:19:53# But it's raining
0:19:55 > 0:19:57# It's raining in my heart
0:20:01 > 0:20:05# The weatherman said fine today
0:20:07 > 0:20:11# He doesn't know that You've gone away
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# But it's raining
0:20:14 > 0:20:18# Oh, it's raining in my heart
0:20:18 > 0:20:19# Yeah, yeah
0:20:20 > 0:20:22# Oh...
0:20:22 > 0:20:27# Oh, misery
0:20:30 > 0:20:35# Oh, tell me, what's gonna become
0:20:35 > 0:20:38# Of me?
0:20:41 > 0:20:46# I tell my blues, they mustn't show
0:20:46 > 0:20:51# But I know that soon all my tears Will flow
0:20:51 > 0:20:54# Come a raining down
0:20:54 > 0:20:59# Oh, raining in my heart, yeah
0:21:21 > 0:21:25# Oh...oh, misery
0:21:25 > 0:21:28# Oh, you, misery
0:21:30 > 0:21:36# Oh, tell me, what's gonna become
0:21:36 > 0:21:40# Of me? Oh, I know...
0:21:42 > 0:21:44# The sun is out
0:21:44 > 0:21:47# The sky is so blue
0:21:47 > 0:21:51# There's not a cloud up there To spoil my view
0:21:51 > 0:21:54# Oh, but it's raining
0:21:54 > 0:21:58# Oh, it's raining in my heart
0:21:58 > 0:21:59# Can't you see?
0:21:59 > 0:22:04# Oh, it's raining in my heart, yeah
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# It's raining in my heart
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# Can't you see?
0:22:10 > 0:22:14# Oh, it's raining in my heart, yeah
0:22:15 > 0:22:18# It's raining in my heart
0:22:20 > 0:22:24# It's raining in my heart, yeah
0:22:26 > 0:22:33# It's raining in my heart. #
0:22:33 > 0:22:35APPLAUSE
0:22:35 > 0:22:37That was absolutely terrific!
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Leo Sayer and "Raining In My Heart".
0:22:38 > 0:22:41He was sitting down, you're sitting down at home, I'm sitting down
0:22:41 > 0:22:45but waiting and standing for us is Blondie, "Hanging On The Telephone".
0:22:45 > 0:22:48# I'm in the phone booth It's the one across the hall
0:22:48 > 0:22:51# If you don't answer I'll just ring it off the wall
0:22:51 > 0:22:54# I know he's there But I just had to call
0:22:54 > 0:22:59# Don't leave me hanging On the telephone
0:23:01 > 0:23:06# Don't leave me hanging On the telephone
0:23:08 > 0:23:12# I heard your mother Now she's going out the door
0:23:12 > 0:23:15# Did she go to work Or just go to the store?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18# All those things she said I told you to ignore
0:23:18 > 0:23:28# Oh, why can't we talk again?
0:23:28 > 0:23:33# Don't leave me hanging On the telephone
0:23:34 > 0:23:40# Don't leave me hanging On the telephone
0:23:40 > 0:23:44# It's good to hear your voice You know it's been so long
0:23:44 > 0:23:47# If I don't get your calls Then everything goes wrong
0:23:47 > 0:23:50# I want to tell you something You've known all along
0:23:50 > 0:23:55# Don't leave me hanging On the telephone
0:24:10 > 0:24:14# I had to interrupt And stop this conversation
0:24:14 > 0:24:17# Your voice across the line gives me A strange sensation
0:24:17 > 0:24:20# I'd like to talk When I can show you my affection
0:24:20 > 0:24:31# Oh, I can't control myself
0:24:31 > 0:24:35# Don't leave me hanging On the telephone
0:24:35 > 0:24:37# Hang up and run to me
0:24:37 > 0:24:39# Oh
0:24:39 > 0:24:40# Hang up and run to me
0:24:40 > 0:24:42# Oh
0:24:42 > 0:24:44# Hang up and run to me
0:24:44 > 0:24:45# Oh
0:24:45 > 0:24:47# Hang up and run to me
0:24:47 > 0:24:48# Oh, whoa, oh
0:24:48 > 0:24:50# Run to me. #
0:24:55 > 0:24:57APPLAUSE
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Debbie Harry, that's Blondie, "Hanging On The Telephone".
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Now then, first, a bit of aggro -
0:25:02 > 0:25:05"A Taste Of Aggro". It is, of course, The Barron Knights.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07MUSIC: "A Taste Of Aggro" by The Barron Knights
0:25:11 > 0:25:13# When you're working
0:25:13 > 0:25:15# And boredom's lurking
0:25:15 > 0:25:18# There must be something new to do
0:25:19 > 0:25:22# A dentist can go
0:25:22 > 0:25:23# And have a little aggro
0:25:23 > 0:25:27# Cos he can take it out on you. . #
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Good morning, sir.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31# Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh... #
0:25:31 > 0:25:32A little wider, please.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34# Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh... #
0:25:34 > 0:25:36A little wider.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38# Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh... #
0:25:38 > 0:25:40I'm not going to hurt you, you know.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43# Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh... #
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Not much!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48# There's a dentist in Birmingham
0:25:49 > 0:25:51# He fixed my crown... #
0:25:51 > 0:25:53I've wanted to do this for years!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55# And as I slept...
0:25:57 > 0:26:00# He filled my mouth with iron
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# He said, "Rinse out your mouth
0:26:05 > 0:26:09# "With a medication, spit it out
0:26:09 > 0:26:13# "In the receptacle by your side
0:26:13 > 0:26:15# "On the right." #
0:26:15 > 0:26:17HE GARGLES
0:26:17 > 0:26:18LAUGHTER
0:26:18 > 0:26:19# No, the right! #
0:26:19 > 0:26:20HE GARGLES
0:26:20 > 0:26:22LAUGHTER
0:26:23 > 0:26:24APPLAUSE
0:26:30 > 0:26:34# No-one would listen to The Smurfs in prison
0:26:34 > 0:26:38# So they jumped over the wall
0:26:38 > 0:26:40# A policemen saw them
0:26:40 > 0:26:42# He chased and caught them
0:26:42 > 0:26:45# This is what he asked them all .. #
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Good morning, Smurfs! How are you?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54# Where are you all coming from
0:26:54 > 0:26:57# We're from Dartmoor on the run #
0:26:57 > 0:26:58LAUGHTER
0:26:59 > 0:27:01# How did you work out your route?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04# We followed The arrows on our suits
0:27:04 > 0:27:07# What were you in Dartmoor for
0:27:07 > 0:27:10# We borrowed A safe from the bank next door
0:27:10 > 0:27:12# Why do you all talk this way
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# We're from Catford, ain't we, eh?
0:27:15 > 0:27:18# Ooh, laaa-laaa-la-la-la La-la-la-laa-laa
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# Laaa-laaa-la-la-la La-la-la-laa-laa
0:27:21 > 0:27:23# La-la-la. #
0:27:23 > 0:27:25APPLAUSE
0:27:29 > 0:27:31This is all about a Spurs supporter.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33CHEERING
0:27:35 > 0:27:38# With big rosettes And coloured scarves
0:27:38 > 0:27:41# They go to cheer Their favourite stars
0:27:41 > 0:27:46# They all look forward To their Saturdays
0:27:48 > 0:27:51# There's one young lad Walks down our street
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# With Bovver Boots upon his feet
0:27:54 > 0:27:58# And an aerosol can of paint He freely sprays... #
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Get down, Shep!
0:28:00 > 0:28:05# And he painted Grandad's bike And next door's cats and dogs
0:28:06 > 0:28:11# He sprayed a couple on the corner Of the street that were having a snog
0:28:13 > 0:28:16# He fell down on his can
0:28:16 > 0:28:19# And his aerosol went bang
0:28:19 > 0:28:23# And all they found was A flat cap and his clogs. #
0:28:23 > 0:28:26LAUGHTER
0:28:26 > 0:28:27APPLAUSE
0:28:29 > 0:28:38# Laaa-laaa-la-la-la La-la-la-laa-laa
0:28:38 > 0:28:39# La-la-la. #
0:28:39 > 0:28:41APPLAUSE
0:28:43 > 0:28:47Fantastic! The Barron Knights, number 19 with "A Taste Of Aggro".
0:28:47 > 0:28:49So, who's next? Well, I'll tell you. He's just joined the band,
0:28:49 > 0:28:52his name is Kenny Andrews. Welcome Darts on Top Of The Pops
0:28:52 > 0:28:54and "Don't Let It Fade Away".
0:28:54 > 0:28:56MUSIC: "Don't Let It Fade Away" by Darts
0:29:06 > 0:29:09# I see your eyes shine
0:29:09 > 0:29:12# Each time...
0:29:12 > 0:29:15# I'm gonna say...
0:29:15 > 0:29:21# Don't let it fade away
0:29:21 > 0:29:24# And it gets warmer
0:29:24 > 0:29:26# Stronger
0:29:26 > 0:29:30# With each passing day
0:29:30 > 0:29:35# Don't let it fade away
0:29:35 > 0:29:41# And it seems I got Good luck and smiles
0:29:41 > 0:29:45# All coming my way
0:29:45 > 0:29:47# Don't let it fade
0:29:47 > 0:29:51# Don't let it fade away
0:29:51 > 0:29:57# I don't see no sorrow, feel no pain
0:29:58 > 0:30:06# Just wanna hear you say it again
0:30:08 > 0:30:10# I see your eyes shine
0:30:10 > 0:30:11# Doo-doo
0:30:11 > 0:30:12# Each time
0:30:12 > 0:30:14# Doo-doo
0:30:14 > 0:30:16# I'm gonna say
0:30:17 > 0:30:23# Don't let it fade away
0:30:23 > 0:30:26# Doo, doo-doo
0:30:26 > 0:30:29# Doo-doo, doo-doo
0:30:41 > 0:30:44# Doo-doo, doo-doo
0:30:52 > 0:31:00# Don't see no sorrow, feel no pain
0:31:00 > 0:31:07# I just wanna hear you Say it again
0:31:07 > 0:31:09# I wanna hear you say it
0:31:09 > 0:31:12# I see your eyes shine
0:31:12 > 0:31:13# Each time
0:31:13 > 0:31:14# Doo-doo
0:31:14 > 0:31:18# I'm gonna say
0:31:18 > 0:31:24# Don't let it fade away
0:31:26 > 0:31:28# Don't let...
0:31:28 > 0:31:29# Ooh
0:31:29 > 0:31:33# Don't let it fade...
0:31:33 > 0:31:38# Don't let it fade away
0:31:38 > 0:31:40# Don't...
0:31:40 > 0:31:43# Don't let...
0:31:43 > 0:31:45# Don't let it fade... #
0:31:45 > 0:31:47APPLAUSE
0:31:47 > 0:31:51That is Darts and "Don't Let It Fade Away". That's terrific.
0:31:51 > 0:31:53Well, this is one way to go, I suppose!
0:31:53 > 0:31:56I need a doctor! Doctor Who? Ow!
0:31:56 > 0:31:58MUSIC: "Dr Who" by Mankind
0:32:12 > 0:32:13DOCTOR WHO THEME PLAYS
0:33:41 > 0:33:43LIKE A DALEK: # Planet of the Time Lords!
0:33:45 > 0:33:47# Guardian of the Universe
0:33:49 > 0:33:52# He travels through time and space
0:33:52 > 0:33:55# He's...
0:33:55 > 0:33:58# He is the Doctor
0:33:59 > 0:34:01# Doctor Who. #
0:34:13 > 0:34:14DOCTOR WHO THEME PLAYS
0:34:18 > 0:34:19APPLAUSE
0:34:21 > 0:34:25Woo! That's "Dr Who" and Mankind is the band.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27We unveil her! We unveil number two too!
0:34:27 > 0:34:29It's Rod Stewart and do you think Rod's sexy?
0:34:29 > 0:34:33# Sugar
0:34:33 > 0:34:35# Mmm
0:34:45 > 0:34:47# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:35:04 > 0:35:06# She sits alone
0:35:06 > 0:35:08# Waiting for suggestions
0:35:08 > 0:35:10# He's so nervous
0:35:10 > 0:35:12# Avoiding all the questions
0:35:12 > 0:35:14# His lips are dry
0:35:14 > 0:35:17# Her heart is gently pounding
0:35:17 > 0:35:18# Don't you just know
0:35:18 > 0:35:21# Exactly what they're thinking
0:35:21 > 0:35:25# If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
0:35:25 > 0:35:28# Come on, sugar, let me know
0:35:29 > 0:35:33# If you really need me Just reach out and touch me
0:35:33 > 0:35:36# Come on, honey, tell me so
0:35:36 > 0:35:38# Tell me so, baby
0:35:47 > 0:35:49# He's acting shy
0:35:49 > 0:35:51# Looking for an answer
0:35:51 > 0:35:53# Come on, honey
0:35:53 > 0:35:55# Let's spend the night together
0:35:55 > 0:35:57# Now hold on a minute
0:35:57 > 0:36:00# Before we go much further
0:36:00 > 0:36:01# Give me a dime
0:36:01 > 0:36:04# So I can phone my mother
0:36:04 > 0:36:08# They catch a cab to his high-rise Apartment
0:36:08 > 0:36:12# At last he can tell her exactly What his heart meant
0:36:12 > 0:36:16# If you want my body And you think I'm sexy
0:36:16 > 0:36:20# Come on, honey, tell me so
0:36:21 > 0:36:25# If you really need me Just reach out and touch me
0:36:25 > 0:36:29# Come on, sugar, let me know
0:36:29 > 0:36:30# Ow!
0:36:39 > 0:36:42# His heart's beating like a drum
0:36:42 > 0:36:46# Cos at last he's got this girl home
0:36:47 > 0:36:49# Relax, baby
0:36:49 > 0:36:53# Now we're all alone
0:36:53 > 0:36:54# Ow!
0:37:21 > 0:37:23# They wake at dawn
0:37:23 > 0:37:25# Cos all the birds are singing
0:37:25 > 0:37:27# Two total strangers
0:37:27 > 0:37:30# But that ain't what they're Thinking
0:37:30 > 0:37:32# Outside, it's cold
0:37:32 > 0:37:35# Misty and it's raining
0:37:35 > 0:37:36# They got each other
0:37:36 > 0:37:39# Neither one's complaining
0:37:39 > 0:37:43# He says, "I'm sorry but I'm out Of milk and coffee
0:37:43 > 0:37:47# "Never mind, sugar We can watch the early movie"
0:37:47 > 0:37:51# And if you want my body And you think I'm sexy
0:37:51 > 0:37:54# Come on, sugar, let me know
0:37:56 > 0:38:00# If you really need me Just reach out and touch me
0:38:00 > 0:38:04# Come on, honey, tell me so. #
0:38:04 > 0:38:05APPLAUSE
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Groovy! Rod Stewart, and he's the number one. And the Bee Gees?
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Well, they're around somewhere as well.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Find out if they're number one next week
0:38:14 > 0:38:18when you join us for another edition of Top Of The Pops. Bye-bye now
0:38:23 > 0:38:28# Nobody gets too much heaven no more
0:38:28 > 0:38:31# It's much harder to come by
0:38:31 > 0:38:34# I'm waiting in line
0:38:36 > 0:38:41# Nobody gets too much love any more
0:38:41 > 0:38:44# It's as high as a mountain
0:38:44 > 0:38:47# And harder to climb
0:38:48 > 0:38:51# Ooh, you and me, girl
0:38:51 > 0:38:54# Got a lot of love in store
0:38:54 > 0:38:57# And it flows through you And it flows through me
0:38:57 > 0:38:59# And I love you so much more
0:38:59 > 0:39:01# Than my life
0:39:04 > 0:39:06# I can see beyond for ever
0:39:06 > 0:39:12# Everything we are will never die
0:39:12 > 0:39:17# Love is such a beautiful thing
0:39:19 > 0:39:23# Oh, you make my world
0:39:23 > 0:39:25# A summer day
0:39:25 > 0:39:28# Are you just a dream
0:39:28 > 0:39:32# To fade away?
0:39:32 > 0:39:36# Nobody gets too much heaven no more
0:39:36 > 0:39:40# It's much harder to come by
0:39:40 > 0:39:43# I'm waiting in line
0:39:43 > 0:39:45# Ah... Ah...
0:39:45 > 0:39:49# Nobody gets too much love any more
0:39:49 > 0:39:53# It's as high as a mountain
0:39:53 > 0:39:56# And harder to climb
0:39:56 > 0:39:58# Ah...
0:39:58 > 0:40:00# You and me, girl
0:40:00 > 0:40:03# Got a highway to the sky
0:40:03 > 0:40:04# We can turn away
0:40:04 > 0:40:06# From the night and day
0:40:06 > 0:40:08# And the tears we had to cry
0:40:08 > 0:40:12# You're my life... #
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd