0:00:16 > 0:00:19Good evening and welcome to another Top Of The Pops.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Sorry about the studio tonight. It's a bit messy.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24We're spring-cleaning and we couldn't get all the scenery in.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27But we've made up for it with some excellent live bands in the studio,
0:00:27 > 0:00:29all of them, kicking off with New Order,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32playing live, singing live with Blue Monday.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28# How does it feel
0:01:28 > 0:01:32# When you treat me like you do
0:01:33 > 0:01:36# And you've laid your hands upon me
0:01:36 > 0:01:39# And told me who you are
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# I thought I was mistaken
0:01:43 > 0:01:46# And I thought I'd heard you speak
0:01:46 > 0:01:50# Tell me how do I feel
0:01:51 > 0:01:54# Tell me now, how do I feel
0:01:55 > 0:01:58# Those who came before me
0:01:58 > 0:02:01# Lived through their vocations
0:02:01 > 0:02:05# From the past until completion
0:02:05 > 0:02:08# They will turn away no more
0:02:10 > 0:02:13# And I still find it so hard
0:02:13 > 0:02:17# To say what I need to say
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me
0:02:20 > 0:02:23# Just how I should feel today
0:02:25 > 0:02:27INSTRUMENTAL
0:03:03 > 0:03:06# I see a ship in the harbour
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# I can and shall obey
0:03:09 > 0:03:14# But if it wasn't for your misfortune
0:03:14 > 0:03:17# I'd be a heavenly person today
0:03:18 > 0:03:21# And I thought I was mistaken
0:03:21 > 0:03:24# And I thought I'd heard you speak
0:03:24 > 0:03:28# Tell me how should I feel
0:03:28 > 0:03:31# Tell me now, how should I feel
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# Now I stand here waiting
0:03:47 > 0:03:50# And I thought I told you to leave me
0:03:50 > 0:03:54# While I walked down to the street
0:03:54 > 0:03:57# Tell me how does it feel
0:03:57 > 0:04:01# When your heart grows cold
0:04:01 > 0:04:03# Grows cold
0:04:03 > 0:04:05# Grows cold. #
0:04:24 > 0:04:26APPLAUSE
0:04:30 > 0:04:32New Order, that's Blue Monday.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Here's another band with style now.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36It's Tracie, Paul and Mick.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Collectively they're called The Style Council
0:04:38 > 0:04:40and this is Speak Like A Child.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# Your hair hangs in golden steps
0:04:52 > 0:04:56# You're a bona fide in every respect
0:04:56 > 0:05:00# You are walking through streets that mean nothing to you
0:05:00 > 0:05:04# You believe you're above it and I don't really blame you
0:05:04 > 0:05:08# Maybe that's why you speak like a child
0:05:08 > 0:05:12# The things you're saying like I'm so free and so wild
0:05:12 > 0:05:15# And I believe it when you look in my eyes
0:05:15 > 0:05:18# You offer me a life and never lies
0:05:18 > 0:05:23# Least only the kind to make me smile
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# Your clothes are clean and your mind is productive
0:05:28 > 0:05:32# It shops in stores where only the best buy
0:05:32 > 0:05:35# You're cool and hard never sound like a lecher
0:05:35 > 0:05:39# It's probably true but at least there's no lecture
0:05:39 > 0:05:43# I really like it when you speak like a child
0:05:43 > 0:05:47# The crazy sayings boy, I'm so free and so wild
0:05:47 > 0:05:50# You have to make a bargain with me now
0:05:50 > 0:05:53# A promise that you won't change somehow
0:05:53 > 0:05:56# No way, no how
0:05:59 > 0:06:03# Spent all day thinking about you
0:06:03 > 0:06:06# Spent all night coming to terms with it
0:06:06 > 0:06:10# Time and conditions are built to tame
0:06:10 > 0:06:13# Nothing lasts the same so people say
0:06:13 > 0:06:18# But I will always try to feel the same
0:06:20 > 0:06:22# Yeah
0:06:24 > 0:06:26INSTRUMENTAL
0:06:44 > 0:06:48# Spent all day thinking about you
0:06:48 > 0:06:52# Spent all night coming to terms with it
0:06:52 > 0:06:55# Time and conditions are built to tame
0:06:55 > 0:06:59# Nothing lasts the same so people say
0:06:59 > 0:07:03# But I will always try to feel the same
0:07:03 > 0:07:06# I really like it when you speak like a child
0:07:06 > 0:07:10# I really like it when you speak like a child
0:07:10 > 0:07:13# The way you hate the homely rank and the file
0:07:13 > 0:07:17# The way you're so proud to be oh so free and so wild
0:07:17 > 0:07:21# I really like it when you speak like a child
0:07:21 > 0:07:24# I really like it when you speak like a child
0:07:24 > 0:07:28# I really like it when you speak like a child
0:07:28 > 0:07:32# The way you're so proud to be oh so free and so wild
0:07:32 > 0:07:35# I really like it when you speak like a child
0:07:35 > 0:07:39# I really like it when you speak like a child. #
0:07:39 > 0:07:41APPLAUSE
0:07:42 > 0:07:46That's The Style Council and Speak Like A Child.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Here's a song originally done by Julie London.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Here is Mari Wilson and Cry Me A River.
0:08:19 > 0:08:25# Now you say you're lonely
0:08:29 > 0:08:35# You cried the whole night through
0:08:36 > 0:08:41# Well you can cry me a river
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# Cry me a river
0:08:48 > 0:08:53# Because I cried a river over you
0:08:59 > 0:09:04# Now you say you're sorry
0:09:06 > 0:09:13# For being so untrue
0:09:15 > 0:09:20# Well you can cry me a river
0:09:23 > 0:09:25# Cry me a river
0:09:28 > 0:09:32# I cried a river over you
0:09:37 > 0:09:39# You drove me
0:09:39 > 0:09:45# Nearly drove me out of my head
0:09:45 > 0:09:52# While you never shed a tear
0:09:56 > 0:09:58# Remember
0:09:58 > 0:10:03# I remember all that you said
0:10:03 > 0:10:08# You told me love was too plebeian
0:10:08 > 0:10:14# Told me you were through with me
0:10:14 > 0:10:19# And now you say you love me
0:10:21 > 0:10:23INSTRUMENTAL
0:10:51 > 0:10:58# Now you say you love me
0:11:01 > 0:11:07# Well, just to prove you do
0:11:07 > 0:11:13# Come on and cry me a river
0:11:15 > 0:11:17# Cry me a river
0:11:20 > 0:11:24# I cried a river over you
0:11:27 > 0:11:29INSTRUMENTAL
0:11:38 > 0:11:43# I cried a river
0:11:47 > 0:11:52# Over you. #
0:12:02 > 0:12:04APPLAUSE
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Mari Wilson, Cry Me A River.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13She's out touring live at the moment.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Did a great show last Sunday night at the London Palladium.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- And now we have U2...- Yes. - ..and Two Hearts Beat As One...- Yes.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21- Yes!- Down there.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44# I don't know
0:12:44 > 0:12:47# I don't know which side I'm on
0:12:47 > 0:12:51# I don't know my right from left
0:12:51 > 0:12:54# Or my right from wrong
0:12:54 > 0:12:57# Say I'm a fool
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# You say I'm nothing
0:13:00 > 0:13:04# But if I'm a fool for you
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# Oh, that's something
0:13:09 > 0:13:13# Two hearts beat as one
0:13:15 > 0:13:19# Two hearts beat as one
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# Two hearts
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# I can't stop to dance
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Maybe this is my last chance
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# I said I can't stop to dance
0:13:36 > 0:13:40# Maybe this is my last chance
0:13:40 > 0:13:45# Two hearts beat as one
0:13:47 > 0:13:53# Two hearts beat as one
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# Two hearts
0:13:57 > 0:13:59# They beat on black
0:14:01 > 0:14:03INSTRUMENTAL
0:14:13 > 0:14:15# I don't know
0:14:15 > 0:14:18# How to say what's got to be said
0:14:18 > 0:14:22# I don't know if it's black or white
0:14:22 > 0:14:25# There's others see red
0:14:25 > 0:14:28# I don't get the answers right
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# I leave that to you
0:14:31 > 0:14:34# Is this love out of fashion
0:14:34 > 0:14:38# Or is it the time of year
0:14:38 > 0:14:41# Are these words distraction
0:14:41 > 0:14:44# To the words you want to hear
0:14:46 > 0:14:50# Two hearts beat as one
0:14:52 > 0:14:57# Two hearts beat as one
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# I try to spit it out
0:15:02 > 0:15:04# I try to explain
0:15:06 > 0:15:08# The way I feel
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# Oh, yeah
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# Two hearts... #
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Top Of The Pops!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23# Yeah
0:15:25 > 0:15:27# Let's twist again
0:15:27 > 0:15:29# Like we did last summer
0:15:29 > 0:15:32# Oh, let's twist again
0:15:32 > 0:15:35# Like we did last year
0:15:35 > 0:15:39# Do you remember? #
0:15:43 > 0:15:44APPLAUSE
0:15:47 > 0:15:50U2 and Two Hearts Beat As One.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53It's all going very well. I'm very happy with the way the show's going.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Knock it on the head, Steve! - This is my best hat!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59What shall we do now? Let's have a look at the charts, shall we?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Straight in at number 30, it's Cry Me A River from Mari Wilson.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Spandau Ballet and Communication, that's number 29.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11At 28, Baby Come To Me, Patti Austin and James Ingram.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Kenny Everett and Snot Rap, that's a new entry at 27.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17At 26, it's Joy, Band AKA.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Blancmange and Waves, that's number 25.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25And straight in at 24, Two Hearts Beat As One from U2.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Modern Romance, High Life, that's number 23.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Visions In Blue at number 22 for Ultravox.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36At 21, Run For Your Life, Bucks Fizz.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41And at this week's number 20, Kajagoogoo and Ooh To Be Ah.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02# Pick and choose
0:17:02 > 0:17:04# The things you wear
0:17:04 > 0:17:06# Feel free to look around
0:17:06 > 0:17:08# With no obligation
0:17:08 > 0:17:10# Times have changed
0:17:10 > 0:17:13# So break new ground
0:17:13 > 0:17:15# Feel free and take your time
0:17:15 > 0:17:17# Take a little extra time
0:17:17 > 0:17:19# More time with no obligations
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# Clothes in Vogue
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# Are all the rage
0:17:24 > 0:17:27# But don't expect too much
0:17:27 > 0:17:29# They can't perform miracles
0:17:29 > 0:17:31# Head to toe
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# Disguised again
0:17:33 > 0:17:35# It's heavy when they say
0:17:35 > 0:17:37# We don't perform miracles
0:17:37 > 0:17:40# No, we don't perform miracles
0:17:40 > 0:17:42# Ooh, to be a jetsetter
0:17:42 > 0:17:44# Be a head start
0:17:44 > 0:17:47# Ooh, to be ah, to be ah
0:17:47 > 0:17:49# Look at me
0:17:49 > 0:17:51# Ooh, in something new
0:17:51 > 0:17:53# Ooh, to be ah
0:17:56 > 0:17:58INSTRUMENTAL
0:18:08 > 0:18:11# Cool glossy mags
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# Reveal the facts
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# With a little bit of goo
0:18:15 > 0:18:17# It's usually in the Who's Who
0:18:17 > 0:18:20# Place your bets
0:18:20 > 0:18:24# Predict the favourite party of the day
0:18:24 > 0:18:26# You'll find it in the Who's Who who's there
0:18:26 > 0:18:29# You'll find them in the Who's Who
0:18:29 > 0:18:31# Ooh, to be ah jetsetter
0:18:31 > 0:18:33# Be ah head start
0:18:33 > 0:18:36# Ooh, to be ah, to be ah
0:18:36 > 0:18:39# Look at me, ooh, in something new
0:18:39 > 0:18:41# Ooh, to be ah
0:18:41 > 0:18:43INSTRUMENTAL
0:19:10 > 0:19:12# Ooh, to be ah jetsetter
0:19:12 > 0:19:14# Be ah head start
0:19:14 > 0:19:17# Ooh, to be ah, to be ah
0:19:17 > 0:19:20# Look at me, ooh, in something new
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# Ooh, to be ah
0:19:23 > 0:19:25# To be ah jetsetter
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# Be ah head start
0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Ooh, to be ah, to be ah
0:19:30 > 0:19:32# Look at me
0:19:32 > 0:19:34# In something new
0:19:34 > 0:19:36# Ooh, to be ah
0:19:42 > 0:19:45# Be ah jetsetter
0:19:45 > 0:19:47# Be ah head start
0:19:47 > 0:19:50# Ooh, to be ah, to be ah
0:19:50 > 0:19:53# Look at me, ooh, in something new
0:19:53 > 0:19:56# Ooh, to be ah
0:19:56 > 0:19:58# To be ah jetsetter
0:19:58 > 0:20:00# Be ah head start
0:20:00 > 0:20:03# Ooh, to be ah, to be ah
0:20:03 > 0:20:06# Look at me, ooh, in something new
0:20:06 > 0:20:09# Ooh, to be ah. #
0:20:09 > 0:20:11APPLAUSE
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Kajagoogoo. In the week that Too Shy hits number one in the German charts
0:20:16 > 0:20:19that's their new British hit, Ooh To Be Ah.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Let's talk about the British charts now,
0:20:21 > 0:20:23as we take a look at the next slab of the top 30.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29At this week's number 19, Garden Party, Mezzoforte.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Tracey Ullman, Breakaway, that's a new entry at 18.
0:20:32 > 0:20:3517, Blue Monday, New Order.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39At this week's number 16, Orchard Road, Leo Sayer.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Nick Heyward, Whistle Down The Wind, that's at this week's number 15.
0:20:43 > 0:20:4614, You Can't Hide, David Joseph.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50A new chart entry at number 13 this week. Fields of Fire, Big Country.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Joan Armatrading, Drop The Pilot, that's at 12.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57And Michael Jackson, Billie Jean, at this week's number 11.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02Now, she is the funniest lady on television, apart from Boy George!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06She is Tracey Ullman and she sings Breakaway.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18# I made my reservation I'm leaving town tomorrow
0:21:18 > 0:21:22# I'll find somebody new and there'll be no more sorrow
0:21:22 > 0:21:25# That's what I do each time But I can't follow through
0:21:25 > 0:21:29# I can't break away though you make me cry
0:21:29 > 0:21:32# I can't break away I can't say goodbye
0:21:32 > 0:21:37# No, I'll never, never break away from you
0:21:37 > 0:21:39# No, no, no, no, no
0:21:39 > 0:21:41# No, no, no, no, no
0:21:41 > 0:21:43# No, no, no, no, no
0:21:43 > 0:21:47# I'll make that vow to myself You and I are through
0:21:47 > 0:21:50# Nothing can change my mind I'm sorry just won't do
0:21:50 > 0:21:54# That's what I'll say each time But I can't follow through
0:21:54 > 0:21:57# I can't break away Though you make me cry
0:21:57 > 0:22:01# I can't break away I can't say goodbye
0:22:01 > 0:22:05# No, I'll never, never break away from you
0:22:05 > 0:22:07# No, no, no, no, no
0:22:07 > 0:22:09# No, no, no, no, no
0:22:09 > 0:22:12# No, no, no, no, no
0:22:12 > 0:22:16# Even though you treat me bad
0:22:16 > 0:22:20# And many cruel words are spoken
0:22:20 > 0:22:23# You have got a spell on me
0:22:23 > 0:22:26# That just can't be broken
0:22:26 > 0:22:28# No, no
0:22:31 > 0:22:34# I'll take your picture down and throw it away
0:22:34 > 0:22:37# There'll be no baby now for you to call each day
0:22:37 > 0:22:40# That's what I'll say each time But I can't follow through
0:22:40 > 0:22:44# I can't break away Though you make me cry
0:22:44 > 0:22:48# I can't break away I can't say goodbye
0:22:48 > 0:22:52# No, I'll never, never break away from you
0:22:52 > 0:22:55# No, no, no, no, no
0:22:55 > 0:22:57# No, no, no, no, no
0:22:57 > 0:22:59# No, no, no, no, no
0:23:03 > 0:23:06# I can't break away Though you make me cry
0:23:06 > 0:23:10# I can't break away I can't say goodbye
0:23:10 > 0:23:14# No, I'll never, never break away from you
0:23:14 > 0:23:16# No, no, no, no, no
0:23:16 > 0:23:18# No, no, no, no, no
0:23:18 > 0:23:20# No, no, no, no, no
0:23:20 > 0:23:24# I can't break away I can't break away
0:23:24 > 0:23:27# I can't break away I can't break away
0:23:27 > 0:23:31# I can't break away I can't break away
0:23:31 > 0:23:34# I can't break away I can't break away
0:23:34 > 0:23:36# I can't break away. #
0:23:36 > 0:23:38APPLAUSE
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Tracey Ullman and Breakaway. What a performance.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45I'll tell you what, we'll move on immediately to the top ten run-down.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51So this week's number ten is Forrest and Rock The Boat.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Bananarama at number nine.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Orange Juice at number eight, Rip It Up.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01And at number seven, Don't Talk To Me About Love, Altered Images.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04At six, JoBoxers and Box A Beat.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08At five, Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This, The Eurythmics.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Speak Like A Child, The Style Council.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12That's this week's number four.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14And there's A Total Eclipse Of The Heart at number three
0:24:14 > 0:24:16with Bonnie Tyler.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19And David Bowie, Let's Dance, at this week's number two.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- And at number one...- Is there something I should know, Steve?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- I know what you're trying to say. - Duran Duran. Here they are.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28# Please, please tell me now
0:24:29 > 0:24:32# Please, please tell me now
0:24:33 > 0:24:36# Please, please tell me now
0:24:37 > 0:24:40# Please, please tell me now
0:25:00 > 0:25:04# I made a break I run out yesterday
0:25:04 > 0:25:08# Tried to find my mountain hideaway
0:25:09 > 0:25:13# Maybe next year, maybe no go
0:25:16 > 0:25:21# I know you're watching me every minute of the day, yeah
0:25:23 > 0:25:26# I've seen the signs and the looks and pictures
0:25:26 > 0:25:29# That give your game away, yeah
0:25:30 > 0:25:33# There's a dream that strings the road
0:25:33 > 0:25:38# With broken glass for us to hold
0:25:38 > 0:25:44# And I cut so far before I had to say
0:25:46 > 0:25:49# Please, please tell me now
0:25:49 > 0:25:53# Is there something I should know?
0:25:53 > 0:25:57# Is there something I should say
0:25:57 > 0:26:01# That would make you come my way?
0:26:01 > 0:26:07# Do you feel the same cos you don't let it show
0:26:10 > 0:26:12# Ooh
0:26:14 > 0:26:17# People stare and cross the road from me
0:26:17 > 0:26:21# And jungle drums they all clear the way for me
0:26:21 > 0:26:23# Can you read my mind?
0:26:23 > 0:26:27# Can you see in the snow?
0:26:29 > 0:26:34# And fiery demons all dance when you walk through that door
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# Don't say you're easy on me
0:26:38 > 0:26:42# You're about as easy as a nuclear war
0:26:44 > 0:26:47# There's a dream that strings the road
0:26:47 > 0:26:51# With broken glass for us to hold
0:26:51 > 0:26:58# And I cut so far before I had to say
0:26:59 > 0:27:02# Please, please tell me now
0:27:02 > 0:27:06# Is there something I should know?
0:27:06 > 0:27:10# Is there something I should say
0:27:10 > 0:27:14# That would make you come my way?
0:27:14 > 0:27:20# Do you feel the same cos you don't let it show
0:27:27 > 0:27:29INSTRUMENTAL
0:27:59 > 0:28:02# Please, please tell me now
0:28:02 > 0:28:06- # Is there something I should know? - Please, please tell me now
0:28:06 > 0:28:10- # Is there something I should say - Please, please tell me now
0:28:10 > 0:28:14- # That would make you come my way? - Please, please tell me now
0:28:15 > 0:28:18# Please, please tell me now
0:28:18 > 0:28:21- # Is there something I should know? - Please, please tell me now
0:28:21 > 0:28:25- # Is there something I should say - Please, please tell me now
0:28:25 > 0:28:29- # That would make you come my way? - Please, please tell me now
0:28:30 > 0:28:33# Please, please tell me now
0:28:33 > 0:28:37- # Can you see what makes me blow? - Please, please tell me now
0:28:37 > 0:28:41- # Can you see how much I die - Please, please tell me now
0:28:41 > 0:28:44- # Every time it passes by? - Please, please tell me now
0:28:45 > 0:28:48# Please, please tell me now... #
0:28:48 > 0:28:50APPLAUSE
0:28:52 > 0:28:56They're still there at number one. That's Duran Duran.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58And Sid Snot is here.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02Sid, listen, mate, what's it like to be an overnight sensation?
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Well, I don't really want to be an overnight sensation
0:29:05 > 0:29:09cos I've got a lot of things to do tomorrow, you know what I mean?
0:29:09 > 0:29:10I know what you're saying.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13In one week's time, Top Of The Pops live, Kenny.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Oh, my God!
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- And after this programme? - It's him.- It's him.- Me?!
0:29:18 > 0:29:20- Are you on?- Am I on after this?
0:29:20 > 0:29:23- It's after this. - This could save the BBC!
0:29:23 > 0:29:25- See you next week. Bye.- Bye.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27APPLAUSE
0:29:31 > 0:29:33# The whole thing's a sort of musical mess
0:29:33 > 0:29:34# It's a rap
0:29:42 > 0:29:45# Done with taste The best possible taste
0:29:45 > 0:29:49# It's all done with taste The best possible taste
0:29:49 > 0:29:53# It's all done with taste The best possible taste
0:29:53 > 0:29:57# It's all done with taste The best possible taste
0:29:57 > 0:30:01# It's all done with taste The best possible taste
0:30:01 > 0:30:03# It's all done with taste
0:30:05 > 0:30:07# I thought a rap was something you wear
0:30:07 > 0:30:10# You know, round your shoulders and the rest is bare
0:30:10 > 0:30:13# I love records and big hits Sidney, get your hand off my...
0:30:13 > 0:30:15# Shut up, fatso
0:30:15 > 0:30:17# It's a rap
0:30:21 > 0:30:23# Listen, slagheap you're doing it wrong
0:30:23 > 0:30:25# You've got to stay on the beat to do this song
0:30:25 > 0:30:28# Oh, Sid you know I'd love to do it
0:30:28 > 0:30:29# Oh, leave it out there's nothing to it
0:30:29 > 0:30:30# It's a rap
0:30:38 > 0:30:41# Done with taste The best possible taste... #
0:30:41 > 0:30:44- Sidney?- Yeah?- How do you think this record's going?
0:30:44 > 0:30:46Well, it's going round, dummy.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50That's funny - I used to go round with Burt Reynolds!
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Ugh, shut up, dog-breath.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53# The best possible taste
0:30:53 > 0:30:57# It's all done with taste The best possible taste
0:30:57 > 0:31:00# It's all done with taste
0:31:02 > 0:31:03# Just keep talking you know what I mean?
0:31:03 > 0:31:05# About things you've done and things you've seen
0:31:05 > 0:31:07# Whoo! I've seen things big and small
0:31:07 > 0:31:09# But let's not get into that at all
0:31:09 > 0:31:11# It's a rap
0:31:17 > 0:31:19# Look, you just make it up as you go along
0:31:19 > 0:31:21# So nobody knows if you're doing it wrong
0:31:21 > 0:31:24# You can chuck in a word like circumcision
0:31:24 > 0:31:25# Cos we ain't going in for Eurovision
0:31:25 > 0:31:27# It's a rap. #