0:00:13 > 0:00:15Greetings, pop pickers!
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Mark Radcliffe here with more musical economy burgers sizzling on the barbecue of pop.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23Fine Young Cannibals first and the guitarist dancing? Hmm.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Great film, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, wasn't it?
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Nobody knows
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# The trouble you've been through
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Nobody cares
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# The feeling is real
0:00:39 > 0:00:44# Johnny, we're sorry
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# Won't you come on home?
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# We worry
0:00:53 > 0:00:54# Won't you come on
0:00:54 > 0:01:01# What is wrong in my life that I must get drunk every night?
0:01:01 > 0:01:07# Johnny, we're sorry
0:01:09 > 0:01:11# Use the phone
0:01:13 > 0:01:15# To call your mum
0:01:16 > 0:01:18# She's missing you badly
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# Missing her son
0:01:24 > 0:01:26# Who do you know?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Where will you stay?
0:01:31 > 0:01:36# Big city life is not what they say
0:01:38 > 0:01:42# Johnny, we're sorry
0:01:42 > 0:01:47# Won't you come on home?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50# We worry
0:01:50 > 0:01:52# Won't you come on?
0:01:52 > 0:01:58# What is wrong in my life that I must get drunk every night?
0:01:58 > 0:02:03# Johnny, we're sorry
0:02:21 > 0:02:23# You'd better go home
0:02:25 > 0:02:27# Everything's closed
0:02:28 > 0:02:31# Can't find a room
0:02:32 > 0:02:34# Money's all blown
0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Nowhere to sleep
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# Out in the cold
0:02:42 > 0:02:46# Nothing to eat
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# Nowhere to go
0:02:49 > 0:02:54# Johnny, we're sorry
0:02:55 > 0:02:58# Won't you come on home?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# We worry
0:03:01 > 0:03:04# Won't you come on?
0:03:04 > 0:03:10# What is wrong in my life that I must get drunk every night? #
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Odd! The bass player and guitarist - wasn't Reeves and Mortimer, was it?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Great tunes from Beatles proteges Badfinger now.
0:03:17 > 0:03:22Yes, all right on the drums, we've seen you! But you're not really a singer, are you?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24If you were, you'd have a microphone.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29# If you want it, here it is Come and get it
0:03:29 > 0:03:34# Mmm, make your mind up fast
0:03:34 > 0:03:39# If you want it any time I can give it
0:03:39 > 0:03:45# But You'd better hurry cos it may not last
0:03:45 > 0:03:50# Did I hear you say that there must be a catch?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54# Will you walk away from a fool and his money?
0:03:57 > 0:04:02# If you want it, here it is Come and get it
0:04:02 > 0:04:06# But You'd better hurry cos it's going fast
0:04:10 > 0:04:15# If you want it, here it is Come and get it
0:04:15 > 0:04:20# Mmm, make your mind up fast
0:04:20 > 0:04:25# If you want it any time I can give it
0:04:25 > 0:04:29# But You'd better hurry cos it may not last
0:04:30 > 0:04:36# Did I hear you say that there must be a catch?
0:04:36 > 0:04:41# Will you walk away from a fool and his money?
0:04:41 > 0:04:46# Sonny, if you want it, here it is
0:04:46 > 0:04:48# Come and get it
0:04:48 > 0:04:53# But You'd better hurry cos it's going fast
0:04:53 > 0:05:02# You'd better hurry cos it's going fast
0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Ooh, ooh, ooh
0:05:05 > 0:05:08# Fool and his money
0:05:08 > 0:05:15# Sonny, if you want it, here it is Come and get it
0:05:15 > 0:05:20# But You'd better hurry cos it's going fast
0:05:20 > 0:05:25# You'd better hurry cos it's going fast
0:05:25 > 0:05:32# You'd better hurry cos it's going fast. #
0:05:32 > 0:05:35OK, Bananarama now. Always a breath of fresh air.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Never seem to be taking it too seriously.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39So what if Robert De Niro is waiting?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41There'll be a bus along in a minute.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Let him wait! Who does he think he is?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49# Hopes dashed to the floor like shattered teenage dreams
0:05:52 > 0:05:57# Boys living next door are never what they seem
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# Oooh!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02# A walk in the park can become a bad dream
0:06:02 > 0:06:06# People are staring and following me
0:06:06 > 0:06:10# This is my only escape from it all
0:06:10 > 0:06:15# Watching a film or a face on the wall
0:06:15 > 0:06:17# Roberto De Niro's waiting
0:06:17 > 0:06:22# Talking Italian
0:06:22 > 0:06:25# Roberto De Niro's waiting
0:06:25 > 0:06:29# Talking Italian
0:06:29 > 0:06:32# Roberto De Niro's waiting
0:06:32 > 0:06:34# Talking Italian
0:06:34 > 0:06:37# Talking Italian
0:06:37 > 0:06:42# Roberto De Niro's waiting
0:06:44 > 0:06:48# I don't need a boy I've got a man of steel
0:06:51 > 0:06:56# Don't come any closer I don't want to feel
0:06:56 > 0:06:58# Oooh!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02# You're breathing, you're touching but nothing's for free
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# I never want this to happen to me
0:07:05 > 0:07:09# Don't try to change me You're wasting your time
0:07:09 > 0:07:14# Now I've got something much better in mind
0:07:14 > 0:07:16# Roberto De Niro's waiting
0:07:16 > 0:07:21# Talking Italian
0:07:21 > 0:07:24# Roberto De Niro's waiting
0:07:24 > 0:07:28# Talking Italian
0:07:28 > 0:07:31# Roberto De Niro's waiting
0:07:31 > 0:07:33# Talking Italian
0:07:33 > 0:07:36# Talking Italian
0:07:36 > 0:07:41# Roberto De Niro's waiting
0:07:42 > 0:07:45# Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk
0:07:45 > 0:07:50# Talking I-I-I, oooh!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53# Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk
0:07:53 > 0:07:55# Talking I-I-I
0:07:57 > 0:08:00# A walk in the park can become a bad dream
0:08:00 > 0:08:04# People are staring and following me
0:08:04 > 0:08:08# This is my only escape from it all
0:08:08 > 0:08:13# Watching a film or a face on the wall
0:08:13 > 0:08:15# Robert De Niro's waiting
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# Talking Italian
0:08:17 > 0:08:19# Talking Italian
0:08:19 > 0:08:23# Robert de Niro's waiting. #
0:08:23 > 0:08:27OK, D:REAM now and that really is quantum physics TV boffin beefcake Brian Cox
0:08:27 > 0:08:30with the hair and the dodgy chequered outfit on keyboards.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Be honest - you've gone off him a little bit now, haven't you?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36# My simple heart will live and learn
0:08:36 > 0:08:39# I took a chance
0:08:39 > 0:08:43# At the price my sould would burn
0:08:43 > 0:08:47# Inside my desire, yeah, yeah!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# I put the question down on my knees
0:08:52 > 0:08:58# No pretty thoughts that would satisfy my needs
0:08:58 > 0:08:59# I need hope
0:08:59 > 0:09:04# Give me hope, yeah, yeah!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08# So then I run from home in search of friendships
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# That wouldn't last
0:09:10 > 0:09:13# Cos they weren't right not like you
0:09:13 > 0:09:17# U R the best thing I've ever had
0:09:17 > 0:09:20# Kind of feeling I've been searching for at last
0:09:20 > 0:09:24# U R the best thing Come see me through
0:09:24 > 0:09:28# I never thought that any love could be so true
0:09:28 > 0:09:31# True, ooh, ooh!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35# I've found true love
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I've found true love
0:09:42 > 0:09:46# Oh-oh, yeah, yeah!
0:09:46 > 0:09:51# Hey, hey I've found true love, yeah!
0:09:51 > 0:09:55# And standing here they passed me by
0:09:55 > 0:09:57# They were wasted
0:09:57 > 0:10:00# Cold and empty deep inside
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Outwith hope
0:10:03 > 0:10:06# Let me die here, yeah
0:10:06 > 0:10:10# And you may ask where are they now?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12# Just look around you
0:10:12 > 0:10:16# Lift your head above the crowd
0:10:16 > 0:10:21# I know now what I didn't know then, yeah
0:10:21 > 0:10:26# Made me run from home in search of friendship
0:10:26 > 0:10:28# That wouldn't last
0:10:28 > 0:10:31# Cos they weren't right not like you
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# U R the best thing I've ever had
0:10:34 > 0:10:39# Kind of feeling I've been searching for at last
0:10:39 > 0:10:41# U R the best thing
0:10:41 > 0:10:43# See me through
0:10:43 > 0:10:46# I never thought that any love could be so true
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- # You're the best thing - # So true, ooh, ooh!
0:10:49 > 0:10:50# I've found true love
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# You're the best thing. #
0:10:52 > 0:10:56D:REAM - T-riffic. Well, A-verage anyway.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59OK, and who says the safari suit can't look sexy, eh, girls?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02The one in the back in need of a haircut doesn't appear to have a mic.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I wonder why. He must be the Bez of the band.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:11:09 > 0:11:13# Ooh, ooh, ooh, Ms Grace
0:11:13 > 0:11:16# Satin and perfume and lace
0:11:16 > 0:11:20# The minute I saw your face
0:11:20 > 0:11:23# I knew that I loved you
0:11:23 > 0:11:25# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:11:25 > 0:11:28# Hey, you, listen to me
0:11:28 > 0:11:32# I got a lot of truth I got to tell you
0:11:32 > 0:11:39# I just met a woman who turned me upside down
0:11:39 > 0:11:40# Ahhh!
0:11:40 > 0:11:44# Now the rivers turn in their beds
0:11:44 > 0:11:48# Flowers bloom where she treads
0:11:48 > 0:11:51# She turns an awful lot of heads
0:11:51 > 0:11:54# When she comes to town
0:11:54 > 0:11:55# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:11:55 > 0:12:00# Ms Grace, when you walk by
0:12:00 > 0:12:04# You're the twinkle in my eye
0:12:04 > 0:12:06# No need to wonder why
0:12:06 > 0:12:09# I've fallen for you
0:12:09 > 0:12:11# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:12:11 > 0:12:13# Ooh, ooh, ooh, Ms Grace
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# Satin and perfume and lace
0:12:18 > 0:12:22# The minute I saw your face
0:12:22 > 0:12:25# I knew that I loved you
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# Ba-ba ba-dum, ba-ba ba-dum
0:12:33 > 0:12:35# Ba-ba ba-dum, ba-ba ba-dum
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# Ba-ba ba-dum, ba-ba ba-dum
0:12:40 > 0:12:42# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
0:12:42 > 0:12:46# Strangest thing of all you see
0:12:46 > 0:12:51# That this should happen to me
0:12:51 > 0:12:55# Lady Grace they say you think I'm fine
0:12:55 > 0:12:58# Someday I'll make you mine, all mine
0:12:58 > 0:13:01# Ooh, ooh, ooh, Ms Grace
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# Satin and perfume and lace
0:13:04 > 0:13:08# The minute I saw your face
0:13:08 > 0:13:10# I knew that I loved you. #
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Yes, a jolly bunch, The Tymes.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14This lot, on the other hand, look a bit surly to me.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17It's Elvis Costello working the New Wave mullet,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20and look out for a young Jeremy Clarkson on the drums.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24# Don't start me talking
0:13:24 > 0:13:28# I could talk all night
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# My mind goes sleepwalking
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# While I'm putting the world to right
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Called careers information
0:13:37 > 0:13:41# Have you got yourself an occupation?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Oliver's Army is here to stay
0:13:44 > 0:13:48# Oliver's Army are on their way
0:13:48 > 0:13:52# And I would rather be anywhere else
0:13:52 > 0:13:54# But here today
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# There was a Checkpoint Charlie
0:14:04 > 0:14:08# He didn't crack a smile
0:14:08 > 0:14:11# But it's no laughing party
0:14:11 > 0:14:14# When you've been on the murder mile
0:14:14 > 0:14:17# Only takes one itchy trigger
0:14:17 > 0:14:20# One more widow One less white nigger
0:14:20 > 0:14:24# Oliver's Army is to stay
0:14:24 > 0:14:28# Oliver's Army are on their way
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# And I would rather be anywhere else
0:14:31 > 0:14:35# But here today
0:14:41 > 0:14:45# Hong Kong is up for grabs
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# London is full of Arabs
0:14:47 > 0:14:51# We could be in Palestine
0:14:51 > 0:14:54# Overrun by the Chinese line
0:14:54 > 0:14:59# With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne
0:14:59 > 0:15:03# But there's no danger
0:15:03 > 0:15:06# It's a professional career
0:15:06 > 0:15:09# Though it could be arranged
0:15:09 > 0:15:13# With just a word in Mr Churchill's ear
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# If you're out of luck or out of work
0:15:16 > 0:15:21# We could send you to Johannesburg
0:15:22 > 0:15:26# Oliver's Army is here to stay
0:15:26 > 0:15:29# Oliver's Army are on their way
0:15:29 > 0:15:33# And I would rather be anywhere else
0:15:33 > 0:15:36# But here today
0:15:36 > 0:15:40# And I would rather be anywhere else
0:15:40 > 0:15:43# But here today
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# And I would rather be ... #
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Ooh! Sweaty, make-up, powder.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51A Cromwellian classic from Costello and co.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Right, here's Usher and friends, hopping about like mad things.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55I'm not surprised -
0:15:55 > 0:15:58they're performing on a giant ceramic cooker hob.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00# I'm in the club with my homies
0:16:00 > 0:16:02# Tryin' to get a little VI
0:16:02 > 0:16:04# But keep it down on the low-key
0:16:04 > 0:16:06# Cos you know how it is
0:16:06 > 0:16:09# I saw Shorty She was checkin' up on me
0:16:09 > 0:16:11# From the game she was spittin' in my ear
0:16:11 > 0:16:13# You would think that she knew me
0:16:13 > 0:16:15# So we decided to chill
0:16:15 > 0:16:17# Conversation got heavy
0:16:17 > 0:16:22# She had me feelin' like she's ready to blow
0:16:22 > 0:16:23# Watch out!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25# Watch out!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- # She was saying come get me - Come get me
0:16:28 > 0:16:31# So I got up and followed her to the floor
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# She said, "Baby, let's go,"
0:16:33 > 0:16:35# That's when I told her, I said
0:16:35 > 0:16:38# Yeah, yeah, Shorty got down and she said, "Come and get me,"
0:16:38 > 0:16:39# Come on now!
0:16:39 > 0:16:44# Yeah, yeah, I got so caught up I forgot she told me
0:16:44 > 0:16:47# Yeah, yeah, her and my girl used to be the best of homies
0:16:47 > 0:16:48# Sing it with me, y'all
0:16:48 > 0:16:53# Yeah, yeah, next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming
0:16:53 > 0:16:56# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:16:56 > 0:16:58# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:16:58 > 0:17:02# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:17:02 > 0:17:04# She's all up in my head now
0:17:04 > 0:17:07# Got me thinking that it might be a good idea to take her with me
0:17:07 > 0:17:10# Cos she's ready to leave
0:17:10 > 0:17:11# Well, let's go!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13# But I gotta keep it real now
0:17:13 > 0:17:17# Cos on a one-to-ten She's a certified 20
0:17:17 > 0:17:20# And that just ain't me, hey!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23# What I don't know if I take that chance
0:17:23 > 0:17:25# Just where's it going to lead
0:17:25 > 0:17:29# But what I do know is the way she dance makes Shorty all right with me
0:17:29 > 0:17:31# The way she getting low
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# I'm like, "Yeah, just work that out for me,"
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# She asked for one more dance and I'm like, "Yeah,"
0:17:36 > 0:17:38# How the heck am I supposed to leave?
0:17:38 > 0:17:39# Bring the beat down!
0:17:39 > 0:17:40# I said, "Yeah, yeah,"
0:17:40 > 0:17:43# Shorty got down and she said come and get me
0:17:43 > 0:17:48# Yeah, yeah, I got so caught up I forgot she told me
0:17:48 > 0:17:52# Yeah, yeah, her and my girl used to be the best of homies
0:17:52 > 0:17:55# Yeah, yeah, next thing I knew she was all up on me screamin'
0:17:55 > 0:17:57# Everybody, c'mon, c'mon!
0:17:57 > 0:17:59# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:17:59 > 0:18:01# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:18:01 > 0:18:02# Little louder!
0:18:02 > 0:18:06# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:18:06 > 0:18:07# Yeah!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12# Yeah!
0:18:15 > 0:18:16# Come on!
0:18:20 > 0:18:21# Yeah, yeah!
0:18:28 > 0:18:29# Let's go!
0:18:29 > 0:18:33# Yeah, yeah, Shorty got down and she said come and get me
0:18:33 > 0:18:35# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:18:35 > 0:18:38# I got so caught up I forgot she told me
0:18:38 > 0:18:43# Yeah, yeah, her and my girl used to be the best of homies
0:18:43 > 0:18:47# Yeah, yeah, next thing I knew she was all up on me screamin'
0:18:47 > 0:18:49# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Usher - all right, so he did a good job of helping everyone
0:18:52 > 0:18:55find the seats at his mate's wedding. Big deal.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57All right, shift, you lot, camera coming through.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59The Associates now,
0:18:59 > 0:19:02and you remember we mentioned One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Well, that's Nurse Ratched on piano. Scary.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09# I'll have a shower
0:19:09 > 0:19:12# And then phone my brother up
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# Within the hour
0:19:16 > 0:19:20# I'll smash another cup
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# Please don't stop saying that
0:19:23 > 0:19:27# Or I'll start believing you
0:19:27 > 0:19:31# If I start believing you
0:19:31 > 0:19:35# I'll know that this party fears two
0:19:35 > 0:19:42# And what if this party fears two?
0:19:42 > 0:19:46# The alcohol loves you
0:19:46 > 0:19:50# While turning you blue
0:19:50 > 0:19:54# View it from here
0:19:54 > 0:19:57# From closer to near
0:19:57 > 0:20:00# Awake me!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# Don't turn around
0:20:22 > 0:20:26# I won't have to look at you
0:20:26 > 0:20:30# And what's not found
0:20:30 > 0:20:34# Is all that I see in you
0:20:34 > 0:20:37# My manners are failing me
0:20:37 > 0:20:41# I'm left feeling ugly
0:20:41 > 0:20:45# And you say it's wonderful
0:20:45 > 0:20:49# To live with I never will
0:20:49 > 0:20:56# So...what if this party fears two?
0:20:57 > 0:21:01# The alcohol loves you
0:21:01 > 0:21:03# While turning you blue
0:21:05 > 0:21:08# View it from here
0:21:08 > 0:21:12# From closer to near
0:21:12 > 0:21:15# Awake me!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18INSTRUMENTAL
0:21:34 > 0:21:37# I'm standing still
0:21:37 > 0:21:40# And you say I dress too well
0:21:40 > 0:21:44# Still standing still
0:21:44 > 0:21:48# I might, but it's hard to tell
0:21:48 > 0:21:52# Even a slight remark
0:21:52 > 0:21:56# Makes no sense and turns to shark
0:21:56 > 0:22:00# Have I done something wrong?
0:22:00 > 0:22:05# What's wrong's the wrong that's always around. #
0:22:11 > 0:22:15The soaring vocals of the much-missed Billy Mackenzie.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18This is Sub Sub, who morphed into the band Doves.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23# Gimme the one Gimme the one
0:22:23 > 0:22:25# Gimme the one thing I'm asking for
0:22:27 > 0:22:31# You lie and you cheat and you fall on your feet
0:22:31 > 0:22:34# You know I ain't going to take no more
0:22:34 > 0:22:39# I wish you could see in your heart to tell me
0:22:39 > 0:22:43# I wish you'd told me from the start
0:22:43 > 0:22:48# And let it all out, get it all out Tell me what you want from me
0:22:53 > 0:23:00# Whenever I try to communicate I see you looking for the door
0:23:00 > 0:23:05# You find an excuse to be with your friends
0:23:05 > 0:23:08# You know it don't want to stay at home
0:23:09 > 0:23:12# Why can't you be good like a real lover would?
0:23:12 > 0:23:16# And be faithful to me never deceiving?
0:23:16 > 0:23:21# And let it all out, get it all out, pour it all out, yeah
0:23:21 > 0:23:24# Oh, oh, oh, oh
0:23:24 > 0:23:28# If there ain't no love then there ain't no use
0:23:28 > 0:23:31# Gotta walk on by Gotta walk on through
0:23:31 > 0:23:34# If there ain't no love then there ain't no use
0:23:34 > 0:23:39# Gotta walk on by Gotta walk on through
0:23:42 > 0:23:44# Ooh...
0:23:44 > 0:23:46# Ah-yeah
0:23:46 > 0:23:48# Ooh
0:23:48 > 0:23:51# Ah-ooh
0:23:52 > 0:23:54# Oh, oh, oh...
0:23:54 > 0:23:58# If there ain't no love then there ain't no use
0:23:58 > 0:24:01# Gotta walk on by Gotta walk on through
0:24:01 > 0:24:04# Ain't nothing in the world that you can do
0:24:05 > 0:24:10# If there ain't no love then there ain't no use
0:24:10 > 0:24:13# If there ain't no love then there ain't no use
0:24:13 > 0:24:17# Gotta walk on by Gotta walk on through
0:24:17 > 0:24:20# Ain't nothing in the world that you can do
0:24:20 > 0:24:24# If there 'aint no love then there ain't no use
0:24:24 > 0:24:26# Ooh
0:24:26 > 0:24:28# Ah-ooh
0:24:28 > 0:24:32# Ooh, ah-ooh
0:24:32 > 0:24:35# Ain't no love, ain't no use. #
0:24:35 > 0:24:38A rave anthem from Sub Sub.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Now, who's this? Is it The Goodies? What was ZZ Top said?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44"Every girl crazy about a sharp-dressed man."
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Well, this puts that theory to the test and no mistake.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49# I'll remember this
0:24:51 > 0:24:54# Your sweet love is what I'll miss
0:24:56 > 0:24:59# Well, I'll sing you this last song
0:24:59 > 0:25:02# It won't take long and I'll be gone away from you
0:25:06 > 0:25:10# I know it isn't fair and you don't think I really care
0:25:10 > 0:25:12# But I really do
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# Care for you
0:25:34 > 0:25:36# There's a life I'd like to see
0:25:36 > 0:25:40# And you know me I'll always be in love with you
0:25:43 > 0:25:45# Well, you're calling my words lies
0:25:45 > 0:25:47# But I think you realise
0:25:47 > 0:25:50# That I really do
0:25:50 > 0:25:52# Care for you
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# I let you down and all your plans
0:25:57 > 0:26:00# I know you're trying hard to understand
0:26:02 > 0:26:04# Know you'd rather have me stay
0:26:06 > 0:26:09# To be happier this way
0:26:12 > 0:26:14# Well, I know what love demands
0:26:14 > 0:26:17# And making plans isn't really me, you know
0:26:20 > 0:26:25# Don't believe what I'll be hearing there will be another year
0:26:25 > 0:26:27# Now I've got to go. #
0:26:44 > 0:26:46And when you weren't playing the pedal steel,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49you could use it to knit jumpers in no time.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Now, this looks for all the world like TV trickster Jeremy Beadle,
0:26:53 > 0:26:54but it's not. It's Joe Fagin
0:26:54 > 0:26:57and the ever-reliable Matching Tie And Blouson Combo.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01# Working on the site from morning till night
0:27:01 > 0:27:05- # That's living alright - That's living alright
0:27:05 > 0:27:09# Then a pint with the boys in a bar full of noise
0:27:09 > 0:27:13- # That's living alright - That's living alright
0:27:13 > 0:27:16# Working all day for a pittance of pay
0:27:16 > 0:27:19# Then blow it all on Saturday night
0:27:21 > 0:27:25# And you kiss the dames but you don't ask their names
0:27:25 > 0:27:26# That's living alright
0:27:28 > 0:27:32# Working in the sun Drinking schnapps, having fun
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- # That's living alright - That's living alright
0:27:35 > 0:27:39# Then a night in the town Spreading it around
0:27:39 > 0:27:43- # That's living alright - That's living alright
0:27:43 > 0:27:47# Working all day for a packet of pay
0:27:47 > 0:27:49# And send a little back to the wife
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Still you keep a little here just to keep you in beer
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# That's living alright
0:27:57 > 0:28:02# Yeah, you play the game then it's, "Auf Wiedersehen,"
0:28:02 > 0:28:03# That's living alright
0:28:05 > 0:28:09# Telling the lie with a glint in your eye
0:28:09 > 0:28:13# Cos tomorrow you'll be back on the site
0:28:13 > 0:28:16# And you kiss the dames but you don't ask their names
0:28:16 > 0:28:18# That's living alright
0:28:20 > 0:28:23# Yeah, you play the game Then it's, "Auf Wiedersehen,"
0:28:27 > 0:28:31- # That's living alright - That's living alright
0:28:35 > 0:28:38- # That's living alright - That's living alright
0:28:46 > 0:28:49# And you kiss the dames but you don't ask their names
0:28:49 > 0:28:51# That's living alright
0:28:54 > 0:28:57# Working in the sun Drinking schnapps, having fun
0:28:57 > 0:29:00- # That's living alright - That's living alright
0:29:00 > 0:29:04# Then a night in the town Spreadin' it around
0:29:04 > 0:29:08- # That's living alright - That's living alright
0:29:08 > 0:29:12# Working all day for a packet of pay
0:29:12 > 0:29:16# And send a little back to the wife
0:29:16 > 0:29:19# Still you keep a little here just to keep you in beer
0:29:19 > 0:29:21# That's living alright
0:29:23 > 0:29:27# Yeah, you play the game Then it's, "Auf Wiedersehen,"
0:29:27 > 0:29:29# That's living alright
0:29:31 > 0:29:35# Telling the lie with a glint in your eye
0:29:35 > 0:29:38# Cos tomorrow you'll be back on the site
0:29:38 > 0:29:42# And you kiss the dames but you don't ask their names
0:29:42 > 0:29:43# That's living alright... #
0:29:43 > 0:29:47Right, and here are some children who tried to dress themselves
0:29:47 > 0:29:49but they've got everything back to front.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Lads, how are you going to go for a wee in a hurry?
0:29:52 > 0:29:54You've not thought this through, have you?
0:29:54 > 0:29:57THEY RAP: Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad
0:29:57 > 0:30:00I'm the Mac and I'm bad Give you something that you never had
0:30:00 > 0:30:02I'll make ya bump, bump wiggle and shake your rump
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Cos I'll be kicking the flavour that makes you wanna jump
0:30:05 > 0:30:07How high? Real high, cos I'm just so fly
0:30:07 > 0:30:09A young, lovable, huggable type of guy
0:30:09 > 0:30:12And everything is to the back with a little slack
0:30:12 > 0:30:14Cos inside-out is wiggity wiggity, wiggity wack
0:30:14 > 0:30:16I come stompin' with somethin' pumpin' to keep you jumpin'
0:30:16 > 0:30:19R & B, rappin', bull ... is what I'm dumpin'
0:30:19 > 0:30:21Ain't nothin' sucker about Kris Kross - we all that
0:30:21 > 0:30:24So when they ask, "Do they rock?" believe that
0:30:24 > 0:30:25Jump, jump
0:30:25 > 0:30:27- The Mac Dad will make you - Jump, jump
0:30:27 > 0:30:29- Daddy Mac will make you - Jump, jump
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Kris Kross will make you - Jump, jump
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- Uh-huh, uh-huh - Jump, jump
0:30:34 > 0:30:37- The Mac Dad will make you - Jump, jump
0:30:37 > 0:30:39- Daddy Mac will make you - Jump, jump
0:30:39 > 0:30:41- Kris Kross will make you - Jump, jump
0:30:41 > 0:30:43- I like my stuff knockin' - Knockin'
0:30:43 > 0:30:46- I love it when a girl is like jockin' - Jockin'
0:30:46 > 0:30:48The D-A-double-D-Y M-A-C Yeah, you know me
0:30:48 > 0:30:52I got you jumpin' and bumpin' and pumpin', movin' all around
0:30:52 > 0:30:54In the mix I make you take a step back
0:30:54 > 0:30:56They try to step to the Mac Then they got jacked
0:30:56 > 0:30:59To the back you'll be flirtin' again Is that coincidental?
0:30:59 > 0:31:02And like you know it Don't be claiming that it's mental
0:31:02 > 0:31:04Two little kids with a flow you ain't ever heard
0:31:04 > 0:31:06And none faking You can understand every word
0:31:06 > 0:31:09As you listen to my cool, smooth melody
0:31:09 > 0:31:11The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Jump, jump
0:31:12 > 0:31:14- The Mac Dad will make you - Jump, jump
0:31:14 > 0:31:16- Daddy Mac will make you - Jump, jump
0:31:16 > 0:31:19- Kris Kross will make you - Jump, jump
0:31:19 > 0:31:21- Uh huh, uh-huh - Jump, jump
0:31:21 > 0:31:23- The Mac Dad will make you - Jump, jump
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- Daddy Mac will make you - Jump, jump
0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Kris Kross will make you - Jump, jump
0:31:29 > 0:31:32Now the formalities of this and that
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Is that Kris Kross? Ain't comin' off wack
0:31:35 > 0:31:37And for all y'all suckers that don't know
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Check it out
0:31:38 > 0:31:41Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Some of them try to rhyme but they can't
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Cos I'm the miggity, miggity miggity, miggity Mac Daddy
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Miggity, miggity, miggity miggity Mac
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Cos I'm the miggity, miggity miggity, miggity Mac Daddy
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Miggity, miggity, miggity miggity Mac
0:31:57 > 0:31:59- I make you wanna - Jump, jump
0:31:59 > 0:32:01- The Mac Dad will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:01 > 0:32:04- Daddy Mac will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:04 > 0:32:05- Kris Kross will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:05 > 0:32:08- Uh-huh, uh-huh - Jump, jump
0:32:08 > 0:32:11- The Mac Dad will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:11 > 0:32:13- Daddy Mac will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:13 > 0:32:15- Kris Kross will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:15 > 0:32:17- Uh-huh, uh-huh - Jump, jump
0:32:17 > 0:32:19- The Mac Dad will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:19 > 0:32:22- Daddy Mac will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:22 > 0:32:24- Kris Kross will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:24 > 0:32:27- Uh-huh, uh-huh - Jump, jump
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- The Mac Dad will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:29 > 0:32:31- Daddy Mac will make you - Jump, jump
0:32:31 > 0:32:33Kris Kross will make you...
0:32:33 > 0:32:36Aw, bless 'em. I believe that children are our future,
0:32:36 > 0:32:38but not that pair, thankfully.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40And more sartorial elegance now,
0:32:40 > 0:32:43as Limmie & Family Cookin' show what can be achieved
0:32:43 > 0:32:45with some sparkly wool and a crochet hook.
0:32:46 > 0:32:50# Did you ever see starlight come rushing from the sky?
0:32:50 > 0:32:53# I'm heading for home in a certain someone's eyes
0:32:53 > 0:32:55# Ah-huh-huh
0:32:55 > 0:32:57# That's my baby I'm talkin' 'bout my baby
0:32:57 > 0:33:00# And I love him
0:33:00 > 0:33:03# He's a walking miracle
0:33:03 > 0:33:04# Oooh
0:33:04 > 0:33:07# He's a walking miracle
0:33:07 > 0:33:08# Oooh
0:33:08 > 0:33:12# Did you ever see sunshine come pouring out of space
0:33:12 > 0:33:16# Just to be part of the smile on someone's face
0:33:16 > 0:33:17# Uh-huh-huh
0:33:17 > 0:33:21# That's my baby I'm talkin' 'bout my baby
0:33:21 > 0:33:23# And I love him
0:33:23 > 0:33:25# He's a walking miracle
0:33:25 > 0:33:27# Oooh
0:33:27 > 0:33:29# He's a walkin' miracle
0:33:29 > 0:33:31# Oooh
0:33:31 > 0:33:35# And you should see the cherries do the flips, oh, yeah
0:33:35 > 0:33:39# When they're picked to be the taste on his lips, oh, yeah
0:33:39 > 0:33:43# And I know how happy his clothes must be
0:33:43 > 0:33:47# Cos that's how I feel when he's close to me
0:33:48 > 0:33:52# Did you ever see lovin' that really rings a bell?
0:33:52 > 0:33:55# Kooky and crazy just like Romeo himself
0:33:55 > 0:33:56# Uh-huh-huh
0:33:56 > 0:34:00# That's my baby I'm talkin' 'bout my baby
0:34:00 > 0:34:03# And I love him
0:34:03 > 0:34:05# He's a walkin' miracle
0:34:05 > 0:34:07# Oooh
0:34:07 > 0:34:09# He's a walkin' miracle
0:34:09 > 0:34:11# Oooh
0:34:11 > 0:34:15# And you should see the cherries do the flips, oh, yeah
0:34:15 > 0:34:19# When they're picked to be the taste on his lips, oh, yeah
0:34:19 > 0:34:22# And I know how happy his clothes must be
0:34:22 > 0:34:26# Cos that's how I feel when he's close to me
0:34:28 > 0:34:31# Did you ever see lovin' that really rings a bell?
0:34:32 > 0:34:35# Kooky and crazy just like Romeo himself
0:34:35 > 0:34:37# Uh-huh-huh
0:34:37 > 0:34:39# That's my baby I'm talkin' 'bout my baby
0:34:39 > 0:34:42# And I love him
0:34:42 > 0:34:44# He's a walkin' miracle
0:34:44 > 0:34:46# Oooh
0:34:46 > 0:34:49# He's a walkin' miracle
0:34:49 > 0:34:51# Oooh
0:34:51 > 0:34:55# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:34:55 > 0:34:58# Oh, yeah
0:34:58 > 0:35:03# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:35:03 > 0:35:05# Oh, my baby
0:35:05 > 0:35:09# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...#
0:35:09 > 0:35:10Limmie & Family Cookin'.
0:35:10 > 0:35:14While we're on the subject of happy-go-lucky sparkly-pop trios,
0:35:14 > 0:35:17erm.... Well, there are three of 'em.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19They had to steam-clean Kurt's mic after this.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22CROWD CLAP IN TIME
0:35:29 > 0:35:32# Load up on drugs Kill your friends
0:35:32 > 0:35:37# It's fun to lose and to pretend
0:35:37 > 0:35:40# She's overjoyed, self-assured
0:35:40 > 0:35:45# Oh, no, I know a dirty word
0:35:45 > 0:35:49# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
0:35:49 > 0:35:53# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
0:35:53 > 0:35:57# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
0:35:57 > 0:36:00# Hello, hello, hello
0:36:00 > 0:36:04# With the lights out it's less dangerous
0:36:04 > 0:36:08# Here we are now, entertain us
0:36:08 > 0:36:12# I feel stupid and contagious
0:36:12 > 0:36:16# Here we are now, entertain us
0:36:16 > 0:36:20# A mulatto, an albino
0:36:20 > 0:36:24# A mosquito, my libido
0:36:24 > 0:36:26# Yeah
0:36:36 > 0:36:38CROWD CLAPS IN TIME
0:36:43 > 0:36:46# I'm worse at what I do best
0:36:46 > 0:36:50# And for this gift I'm incest
0:36:50 > 0:36:55# Our little tribe has always been
0:36:55 > 0:36:59# And always will until the end
0:36:59 > 0:37:03# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
0:37:03 > 0:37:07# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
0:37:07 > 0:37:11# Hello, hello, hello, how low?
0:37:11 > 0:37:14# Hello, hello, hello
0:37:14 > 0:37:18# With the lights out it's less dangerous
0:37:18 > 0:37:22# Here we are now, entertain us
0:37:22 > 0:37:26# I feel stupid and contagious
0:37:26 > 0:37:30# Here we are now, entertain us
0:37:30 > 0:37:34# A mulatto, an albino
0:37:34 > 0:37:38# A mosquito, my libido
0:37:38 > 0:37:40# Yeah
0:37:41 > 0:37:42# Hey
0:37:45 > 0:37:46# Hey... #
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Stage invasion! Not taking it entirely seriously, were they?
0:37:53 > 0:37:57Mind you, they were forced to perform in front of some oversized hip-replacements -
0:37:57 > 0:38:01talking of which, It's Raining Men - except it's not, is it, girls?
0:38:01 > 0:38:04It's raining bits of tin foil, so...dunno. Speed-dating?
0:38:04 > 0:38:06- # Hi - Hi
0:38:06 > 0:38:07- # We're your weather girls - Uh-huh
0:38:07 > 0:38:10# And have we got news for you
0:38:10 > 0:38:12# You'd better listen
0:38:12 > 0:38:14# Get ready, all you lonely girls
0:38:14 > 0:38:16# And leave those umbrellas at home
0:38:16 > 0:38:18# All right
0:38:18 > 0:38:20# Humidity is rising
0:38:20 > 0:38:21# Mmm, it's rising
0:38:21 > 0:38:23# Barometer's getting low
0:38:23 > 0:38:25# Uh-oh
0:38:25 > 0:38:27# According to all sources
0:38:27 > 0:38:29# What sources now?
0:38:29 > 0:38:30# The street's the place to go
0:38:30 > 0:38:32# We'd better hurry up
0:38:32 > 0:38:35# Cos tonight for the first time
0:38:35 > 0:38:39# Just about half-past ten
0:38:39 > 0:38:43# For the first time in history
0:38:43 > 0:38:47# It's gonna start raining men
0:38:47 > 0:38:49# It's raining men
0:38:49 > 0:38:50# Hallelujah!
0:38:50 > 0:38:54# It's raining men, amen!
0:38:54 > 0:38:58# I'm gonna go out I'm gonna let myself get
0:38:58 > 0:39:02# Absolutely soaking wet
0:39:02 > 0:39:06# It's raining men, hallelujah!
0:39:06 > 0:39:11# It's raining men, every specimen
0:39:11 > 0:39:14# Tall, blonde, dark and lean
0:39:14 > 0:39:18# Rough and tough and strong and mean
0:39:19 > 0:39:23# God bless Mother Nature
0:39:23 > 0:39:27# She's a single woman too
0:39:27 > 0:39:30# She took off to heaven
0:39:30 > 0:39:34# And she did what she had to do
0:39:34 > 0:39:37# She taught every angel
0:39:37 > 0:39:40# She rearranged the sky
0:39:40 > 0:39:44# So that each and every woman
0:39:44 > 0:39:48# Could find the perfect guy
0:39:50 > 0:39:53# Oh, it's raining men, yeah
0:39:55 > 0:39:57# Humidity is rising
0:39:57 > 0:40:01# Humidity's rising, yeah
0:40:02 > 0:40:04# Barometer's getting low
0:40:04 > 0:40:09# It's getting low, low, low, low It's getting low
0:40:09 > 0:40:12# According to all sources
0:40:12 > 0:40:16- # According to all sources - # According to all sources
0:40:16 > 0:40:19# The street's the place to go
0:40:19 > 0:40:23# Cos tonight for the first time
0:40:23 > 0:40:27# Just about half-past ten
0:40:27 > 0:40:30# For the first time in history
0:40:30 > 0:40:35# It's gonna start raining men
0:40:35 > 0:40:38# It's raining men, hallelujah!
0:40:38 > 0:40:42# It's raining men, amen
0:40:42 > 0:40:46# It's raining men, hallelujah!
0:40:46 > 0:40:50# It's raining men, amen...#
0:40:50 > 0:40:53That group got its name because they went out in all weathers
0:40:53 > 0:40:55and in fact, those outfits were made out of Gore-Tex.
0:40:55 > 0:41:00Something new now from the adorable Luisa Sobral. She's from Portugal.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02And a nice video, which I made myself.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05All those origami oriental birds I did in the Rupert annual
0:41:05 > 0:41:07finally came in handy.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09# I see a tree
0:41:09 > 0:41:11# I see a house
0:41:11 > 0:41:14# I see children playing
0:41:14 > 0:41:16# Going inside and out
0:41:16 > 0:41:18# I see sunflowers
0:41:18 > 0:41:21# Everywhere
0:41:21 > 0:41:23# And a big scarecrow
0:41:23 > 0:41:26# With a hat on his head
0:41:26 > 0:41:29# But I'm not there yet
0:41:29 > 0:41:34# But some day I'll be
0:41:35 > 0:41:39# And I'm not there yet
0:41:41 > 0:41:44# We'll see
0:41:46 > 0:41:49# Will you ask me
0:41:49 > 0:41:52# To go inside?
0:41:52 > 0:41:56# Will you hold me and dance?
0:41:56 > 0:42:00# Will you lay down by my side?
0:42:00 > 0:42:04# Be there for ever till we die?
0:42:04 > 0:42:10# But you're not there yet
0:42:10 > 0:42:14# But some day you'll be
0:42:14 > 0:42:18# And you're not there yet
0:42:21 > 0:42:23# But we'll see
0:42:48 > 0:42:53# Will we have a Sunday picnic?
0:42:53 > 0:42:58# Will the boys wear blue and the girls wear pink?
0:42:58 > 0:43:02# Will we travel around the world?
0:43:02 > 0:43:07# Will we make everybody watch our family slideshows?
0:43:07 > 0:43:11# But we're not there yet
0:43:11 > 0:43:16# But some day, some day we'll be
0:43:16 > 0:43:19# And we're not there yet
0:43:21 > 0:43:23# But we'll see
0:43:25 > 0:43:30# And we're not there yet
0:43:30 > 0:43:34# Maybe we'll never, never be
0:43:34 > 0:43:38# And we're not there yet... #
0:43:40 > 0:43:41OK, anniversary time now.
0:43:41 > 0:43:45This got to number one in 1996 and well done, Lauryn Hill,
0:43:45 > 0:43:49for continuing to sing while some bloke belches down the mic.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52I mean, honestly, good manners cost nothing, do they?
0:43:52 > 0:43:57# Killing me softly with his song
0:43:57 > 0:44:02# Telling my whole life with his words
0:44:02 > 0:44:07# Killing me softly
0:44:07 > 0:44:12# With his song
0:44:14 > 0:44:17- # Refugees up in here - We in the house tonight
0:44:17 > 0:44:18- # C'mon!- Yeah, yeah!
0:44:18 > 0:44:21- # Refugees up in here- Throw your hands in the air like this
0:44:21 > 0:44:24# If you're ready to party, c'mon!
0:44:24 > 0:44:28- # Refugees up in here - With the real hip-hop
0:44:28 > 0:44:30# Trying to bring it on Top Of The Pops
0:44:30 > 0:44:35- # One time, L! - Top Of The Pops, Top Of The Pops
0:44:35 > 0:44:40# I heard he sang a good song
0:44:40 > 0:44:46# I heard he had a style
0:44:46 > 0:44:50# And so I came to see him
0:44:50 > 0:44:53# And listen for a while
0:44:53 > 0:44:55# Yo, what did he do?
0:44:56 > 0:45:01- # And there he was this young boy - Just a little kid
0:45:01 > 0:45:05# Stranger to my eyes
0:45:05 > 0:45:09- # Strumming my pain with his fingers - Put your hand like this
0:45:09 > 0:45:12- # One time!- One time!
0:45:12 > 0:45:14# Singing my life with his words
0:45:14 > 0:45:16- # Two times!- Two times!
0:45:16 > 0:45:20# Killing me softly with his song
0:45:20 > 0:45:25# Killing me softly with his song
0:45:25 > 0:45:30# Telling my whole life with his words
0:45:30 > 0:45:35# Killing me softly
0:45:35 > 0:45:39# With his song
0:45:39 > 0:45:42# We on the Top Of The Pops! Keep it hardcore
0:45:42 > 0:45:48# I felt all flushed with fever
0:45:48 > 0:45:52# Embarrassed by the crowd
0:45:52 > 0:45:54# Yeah, yeah, pow!
0:45:54 > 0:45:57# I felt he found my letters
0:45:57 > 0:46:02# And read each one out loud
0:46:02 > 0:46:04# Ah, yeah!
0:46:04 > 0:46:09# I prayed that he would finish
0:46:09 > 0:46:13# But he just kept right on
0:46:13 > 0:46:18- # Strumming my pain with his fingers - One time!
0:46:18 > 0:46:24- # Singing my life with his words - Two times!
0:46:24 > 0:46:27- # Killing me softly with his song - C'mon!
0:46:27 > 0:46:33- # Killing me softly with his song - Yo!- Aha!
0:46:33 > 0:46:38# Telling my whole life with his words
0:46:38 > 0:46:43# Killing me softly
0:46:43 > 0:46:47# With his song
0:46:47 > 0:46:50# Yo, L, throw the villain off the bridge
0:46:50 > 0:46:53# Ohh oh-oh-oh-oh
0:46:53 > 0:46:58# Oh-oh-ohh oh-oh-oh
0:46:58 > 0:47:00# Ah-ah-ah-ah
0:47:00 > 0:47:04- # La-la-la la-la-la - We in the house! #
0:47:04 > 0:47:07No wonder she went solo. Massively overmanned.
0:47:07 > 0:47:11Here's Kajagoogoo with a range of haircuts inspired by a toilet brush.
0:47:11 > 0:47:13# Time
0:47:18 > 0:47:20# Time, time
0:47:20 > 0:47:23# I'm short of breath Don't even try
0:47:24 > 0:47:27# Try a little harder
0:47:27 > 0:47:31# Something's wrong, you're not naive
0:47:31 > 0:47:33# You must must be strong
0:47:33 > 0:47:36# Ooh, baby, try
0:47:38 > 0:47:42# Hey, girl, move a little closer
0:47:44 > 0:47:47# You're too shy, shy
0:47:47 > 0:47:50# Hush, hush, eye to eye
0:47:50 > 0:47:52# Too shy, shy
0:47:52 > 0:47:54# Hush, hush, eye to eye
0:47:54 > 0:47:56# Too shy, shy
0:47:56 > 0:47:58# Hush, hush, eye to eye
0:47:58 > 0:48:01# Too shy, shy
0:48:01 > 0:48:03# Hush, hush
0:48:03 > 0:48:05# Modern medicine
0:48:05 > 0:48:08# Falls short of your complaints
0:48:08 > 0:48:12# Ooh, try a little harder
0:48:12 > 0:48:14# You're moving in circles
0:48:14 > 0:48:17# Won't you dilate?
0:48:17 > 0:48:19# Ooh, baby try
0:48:22 > 0:48:26# Hey, girl, move a little closer
0:48:29 > 0:48:32# Cos you're too shy, shy
0:48:32 > 0:48:34# Hush, hush, eye to eye
0:48:34 > 0:48:36# Too shy, shy
0:48:36 > 0:48:39# Hush, hush, eye to eye
0:48:39 > 0:48:41# Too shy, shy
0:48:41 > 0:48:43# Hush,hush, eye to eye
0:48:43 > 0:48:45# Too shy, shy
0:48:45 > 0:48:49# Hush, hush
0:49:08 > 0:49:11# Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
0:49:12 > 0:49:15# Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
0:49:16 > 0:49:21# Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
0:49:21 > 0:49:24# Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
0:49:24 > 0:49:27# You're too shy, shy
0:49:27 > 0:49:29# Hush, hush, eye to eye
0:49:29 > 0:49:32# Too shy, shy
0:49:32 > 0:49:34# Hush, hush, eye to eye
0:49:34 > 0:49:36# Too shy, shy
0:49:36 > 0:49:38# Hush, hush, eye to eye
0:49:38 > 0:49:40# Too shy, shy
0:49:40 > 0:49:43# Hush, hush
0:49:43 > 0:49:45# Too shy, shy
0:49:45 > 0:49:47# Hush, hush, eye to eye
0:49:47 > 0:49:48# Too shy, shy... #
0:49:48 > 0:49:51Limahl's hair looked fibreoptic there to me.
0:49:51 > 0:49:54OK, a poigniant tale of rejection now from Jona Lewie.
0:49:54 > 0:49:57Some of the finest brains in the Top Of The Pops think-tank
0:49:57 > 0:50:01decided to set this in a kitchen. Genius!
0:50:01 > 0:50:06# I'm no good at chatting up and I always get rebuffed
0:50:06 > 0:50:11# Enough to drive a man to drink I don't do no washing-up
0:50:11 > 0:50:14# I always leave the stuff piled up
0:50:14 > 0:50:17# A-piled up in the sink
0:50:17 > 0:50:22# But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties
0:50:23 > 0:50:28# Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home
0:50:28 > 0:50:33# She must have found somebody new and now I'm all alone
0:50:33 > 0:50:35# Living in my own
0:50:39 > 0:50:42# What am I supposed to do?
0:50:43 > 0:50:49# That's why you'll always find him in kitchen at parties
0:50:49 > 0:50:54# You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
0:50:54 > 0:50:58# You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
0:51:15 > 0:51:20# Then I met this debutante I said, "I like New Wave rock,"
0:51:20 > 0:51:24# She was into French cuisine but I ain't no cordon bleu
0:51:24 > 0:51:27# This was at some do in Palmers Green
0:51:31 > 0:51:34# I had no luck with her
0:51:34 > 0:51:39# You will still find him in kitchen at parties
0:51:39 > 0:51:43# You will still find him in kitchen at parties
0:51:59 > 0:52:04# At last I met a pretty girl She laughed and talked with me
0:52:04 > 0:52:09# We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way
0:52:19 > 0:52:25# And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
0:52:25 > 0:52:29# I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
0:52:30 > 0:52:34# He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
0:52:34 > 0:52:38# He's done his time in the kitchen at parties. #
0:52:38 > 0:52:41So quite a happy ending, though I can see that dance wearing thin
0:52:41 > 0:52:43pretty quickly, Jona, if I'm honest.
0:52:43 > 0:52:44Bran Van 3000 now.
0:52:44 > 0:52:48My favourite act named after a breakfast cereal delivery vehicle.
0:52:48 > 0:52:50And some numbers.
0:52:50 > 0:52:54# I woke up again this morning with the sun in my eyes
0:52:54 > 0:52:56# When Mike came over with a script surprise
0:52:56 > 0:52:59# A Mafioso story with a twist
0:52:59 > 0:53:02# A To Wong Foo, Julie Newmar hitch
0:53:02 > 0:53:04# "Get your ass out of bed," he said,
0:53:04 > 0:53:07# "I'll explain it on the way,"
0:53:07 > 0:53:12# But we did nothing Absolutely nothing that day
0:53:12 > 0:53:14# And I'll say
0:53:14 > 0:53:20# "What the hell am I doing drinking in LA at 26?"
0:53:24 > 0:53:27# I got the fever for the flavour
0:53:27 > 0:53:29# The payback will be later
0:53:29 > 0:53:32# Still I need a fix
0:53:36 > 0:53:38# And the girls on the bus kept on laughing at us
0:53:38 > 0:53:41# As we rode on the 10 down to Venice again
0:53:41 > 0:53:43# Blaring out the G-funk
0:53:43 > 0:53:45# Sipping on juice and gin
0:53:45 > 0:53:47# Just me and a friend
0:53:47 > 0:53:50# Feeling kinda groovy Working on movie
0:53:50 > 0:53:52# Yeah, right!
0:53:52 > 0:53:54# But we did nothing
0:53:54 > 0:53:57# Absolutely butkis that day
0:53:57 > 0:53:58# And I'll say
0:53:58 > 0:54:05# "What the hell am I doing drinking in LA at 26?"
0:54:05 > 0:54:09- # With my mind on my money and my money on my...- Beer Beer!
0:54:09 > 0:54:11# I know that life is for the taking
0:54:11 > 0:54:14# So I'd better wise up
0:54:14 > 0:54:16# And take it quick
0:54:16 > 0:54:20# Yeah, one more time at Trader Vic's
0:54:20 > 0:54:23# Some men there wanted to hurt us
0:54:23 > 0:54:26# And other men said we weren't worth the fuss
0:54:26 > 0:54:28# You could see them all bitching by the bar
0:54:28 > 0:54:32# About the fine line between the rich and the poor
0:54:32 > 0:54:34# Then Mike turned to me and said
0:54:34 > 0:54:36# "What do you think we got done, son?"
0:54:36 > 0:54:39# We've have a conclusion
0:54:39 > 0:54:41# And I guess that's something
0:54:41 > 0:54:43# So I ask you
0:54:43 > 0:54:49# "What the hell am I doing drinking in LA at 26?"
0:54:53 > 0:54:57# I got the fever for the nectar
0:54:57 > 0:54:59# The payback will be later
0:54:59 > 0:55:01# Still I need a fix
0:55:01 > 0:55:02# We need to fix you up
0:55:02 > 0:55:05# Call me Monday and maybe we'll fix it all up
0:55:05 > 0:55:10# LA, LA, L-LA, LA
0:55:10 > 0:55:16# LA, LA, L-LA, LA
0:55:16 > 0:55:21# LA, LA, L-LA
0:55:21 > 0:55:22# So I ask you
0:55:22 > 0:55:29# "What the hell am I doing drinking in LA at 26?"
0:55:29 > 0:55:33- # These are mine, are mine! - Mine first I reckon... #
0:55:45 > 0:55:47OK. That's pretty much it.
0:55:47 > 0:55:49Just time to see a bedraggled and bewildered Cyndi Lauper
0:55:49 > 0:55:53being pelted with some balloons in a derelict greenhouse.
0:55:53 > 0:55:57No wonder she runs away. I'm off too. Catch you later!
0:55:57 > 0:56:00# I come home in the morning light
0:56:00 > 0:56:05# My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"
0:56:05 > 0:56:09# Oh, Mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones
0:56:09 > 0:56:12# And girls they want to have fun
0:56:12 > 0:56:15# Oh, girls just want to have fun
0:56:22 > 0:56:26# The phone rings in the middle of the night
0:56:26 > 0:56:31# My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?"
0:56:31 > 0:56:34# Oh, Daddy dear, you know you're still number one
0:56:34 > 0:56:37# But girls they want to have fun
0:56:37 > 0:56:41# Oh, girls just want to have
0:56:41 > 0:56:45# That's all they really want
0:56:45 > 0:56:48# Some fun
0:56:48 > 0:56:52# When the working day is done
0:56:52 > 0:56:55# Oh, girls, they want to have fun
0:56:55 > 0:57:01# Oh, girls just want to have fun
0:57:01 > 0:57:06# Wanna have fun, girls, wanna have
0:57:22 > 0:57:25# Some boys take a beautiful girl
0:57:25 > 0:57:30# And hide her away from the rest of the world
0:57:30 > 0:57:34# I want to be the one to walk in the sun
0:57:34 > 0:57:37# Oh, girls, they want to have fun
0:57:37 > 0:57:40# Oh, girls just want to have
0:57:40 > 0:57:44# That's all they really want
0:57:44 > 0:57:48# Is some fun
0:57:48 > 0:57:51# When the working day is done
0:57:51 > 0:57:55# Girls, they want to have fun
0:57:55 > 0:58:00# Oh, girls just want to have fun
0:58:00 > 0:58:05# They want to have fun, girls
0:58:05 > 0:58:06# Want to have
0:58:06 > 0:58:10# They just wanna, they just wanna
0:58:10 > 0:58:14# They just wanna, they just wanna
0:58:14 > 0:58:16# Girls
0:58:16 > 0:58:18# Girls just want to have fun
0:58:18 > 0:58:23# They just wanna, they just wanna
0:58:23 > 0:58:26# They just wanna, they just wanna
0:58:26 > 0:58:29# They just wanna, they just wanna
0:58:29 > 0:58:31# Girls!
0:58:31 > 0:58:34# Girls just want to have fun
0:58:35 > 0:58:37# When the working
0:58:37 > 0:58:41# Oh, when the working day is done
0:58:41 > 0:58:45# Oh, when the working day is done
0:58:45 > 0:58:47# Oh, girls
0:58:47 > 0:58:50# Girls just want to have fun
0:58:52 > 0:58:54# Hoo! Hoo!
0:58:54 > 0:58:57# They just wanna, they just wanna
0:58:57 > 0:59:01# They just wanna, they just wanna... #
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