24/05/2012

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Greetings pop-pickers, Mark Radcliffe here

0:00:23 > 0:00:25with more musical lumps of nutty slag

0:00:25 > 0:00:27hewn from the coal face of pop.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Frankie, with Two Tribes first.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Couple of dodgy 'taches in evidence

0:00:31 > 0:00:33and you can't help thinking that the inspiration

0:00:33 > 0:00:36for Harry Enfield's Scousers lies somewhere here.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# When you hear the air attack warning

0:00:39 > 0:00:42# You and your family must take cover

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Ow, ow, ow

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# Ow, ow

0:00:51 > 0:00:55# Let's go, oh

0:00:55 > 0:00:57# When two tribes go to war

0:00:57 > 0:01:01# A point is all that you can score

0:01:01 > 0:01:03# Score no more, score no more

0:01:03 > 0:01:05# When two tribes go to war

0:01:05 > 0:01:08# A point is all that you can score

0:01:08 > 0:01:10# Working for the black gas

0:01:10 > 0:01:12# Cowboy number one

0:01:12 > 0:01:16# A born again poor man's son

0:01:16 > 0:01:17# Poor man's son

0:01:17 > 0:01:19# On the air America

0:01:19 > 0:01:23# I modelled shirts by Van Heusen

0:01:23 > 0:01:25# Working for the black gas

0:01:25 > 0:01:33# Yea-eah

0:01:36 > 0:01:38# When two tribes go to war

0:01:38 > 0:01:41# A point is all that you can score

0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Score no more, score no more

0:01:43 > 0:01:45# When two tribes go to war

0:01:45 > 0:01:49# A point is all that you can score

0:01:49 > 0:01:51# Working for the black gas

0:01:54 > 0:01:56# Switch off your shield

0:01:56 > 0:02:00# Switch off and feel

0:02:03 > 0:02:05# I'm working on loving

0:02:05 > 0:02:11# Yeah

0:02:11 > 0:02:14# I'm giving you back the good times

0:02:14 > 0:02:18# Ah, ship it out, out

0:02:18 > 0:02:21# I'm working for the black gas

0:02:27 > 0:02:31# Tell the world that you're winning

0:02:31 > 0:02:34# Love and life, love and life

0:02:40 > 0:02:45# Listen to the voice saying, "Follow me"

0:02:48 > 0:02:53# Listen to the voice saying, "Follow me"

0:02:53 > 0:02:55# Oh-oh-oh

0:02:55 > 0:02:57# When two tribes go to war

0:02:57 > 0:03:01# A point is all that you can score

0:03:02 > 0:03:04# When two tribes go to war

0:03:04 > 0:03:08# A point is all that you can score

0:03:12 > 0:03:15# We've got two tribes

0:03:15 > 0:03:18# We got the funk, we got the funk, yeah

0:03:19 > 0:03:23# Yeah, ye-eah

0:03:23 > 0:03:25# Sock it to me biscuits now

0:03:31 > 0:03:34# Are we living in a land

0:03:36 > 0:03:41# Where sex and horror are the new gods?

0:03:41 > 0:03:45# Yeah, yeah, yeah

0:03:45 > 0:03:47# When two tribes go to war. #

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Frankie Goes To Hollywood, the best of chums.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55And if male bonding on the dancefloor is your thing,

0:03:55 > 0:03:58then here come three strapping lads who were no strangers

0:03:58 > 0:04:02to the blow dry in unforgivable blouson jackets.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04They were called Big Fun.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05They weren't.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07# The minute I met you

0:04:07 > 0:04:09# I couldn't forget you

0:04:09 > 0:04:13# I knew I was falling in love

0:04:13 > 0:04:15# Ever since then to

0:04:15 > 0:04:17# See you again was

0:04:17 > 0:04:20# All I've been thinking of

0:04:21 > 0:04:24# I have found emotions

0:04:24 > 0:04:26# Stronger than anything

0:04:28 > 0:04:31# I can't shake the feeling, feeling

0:04:31 > 0:04:33# How long will it last

0:04:33 > 0:04:35# I just don't know

0:04:35 > 0:04:39# It has to be love that I'm feeling

0:04:39 > 0:04:43# And I just can't shake the feeling

0:04:43 > 0:04:47# No, no, no

0:04:52 > 0:04:54# I wanted to know you

0:04:54 > 0:04:56# But how could I show you

0:04:56 > 0:04:58# Life has new meaning for me

0:05:00 > 0:05:01# The second I saw you

0:05:01 > 0:05:04# I knew I adored you

0:05:04 > 0:05:07# That's what true love should be

0:05:07 > 0:05:10# I have found devotion

0:05:10 > 0:05:14# And you are my everything

0:05:14 > 0:05:18# I can't shake the feeling, feeling

0:05:18 > 0:05:20# How long will it last?

0:05:20 > 0:05:21# I just don't know

0:05:21 > 0:05:25# It has to be love that I'm feeling

0:05:26 > 0:05:30# And I just can't shake the feeling

0:05:30 > 0:05:33# No, no, no

0:05:54 > 0:05:57# I have found emotions

0:05:57 > 0:05:59# Stronger than anything

0:06:01 > 0:06:04# I can't shake the feeling, feeling

0:06:04 > 0:06:06# How long will it last?

0:06:06 > 0:06:08# I just don't know

0:06:08 > 0:06:12# It has to be love that I'm feeling

0:06:12 > 0:06:16# And I just can't shake the feeling

0:06:16 > 0:06:19# No, no, no

0:06:24 > 0:06:27# I can't shake the feeling, feeling

0:06:27 > 0:06:29# How long will it last?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31# I just don't know

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# It has to be love that I'm feeling

0:06:36 > 0:06:39# And I just can't shake the feeling

0:06:39 > 0:06:42# I can't shake the feeling, feeling

0:06:42 > 0:06:45# How long will it last?

0:06:45 > 0:06:46# I just don't know

0:06:46 > 0:06:51# It has to be love that I'm feeling. #

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Yes...the boots.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Three for the price of two at Freeman, Hardy and Willis.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58And if three-piece boy bands with highlighted hair

0:06:58 > 0:07:01butter your muffin, then are you in luck tonight!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05# I've called you so many times today

0:07:05 > 0:07:08# And I guess it's all true what your girlfriends say

0:07:08 > 0:07:12# That you don't ever want to see me again

0:07:12 > 0:07:15# And your brother's going to kill me and he's six feet ten

0:07:15 > 0:07:18# I guess you'd call it cowardice

0:07:18 > 0:07:22# But I'm not prepared to go on like this

0:07:22 > 0:07:24# I can't, I can't

0:07:24 > 0:07:25# I can't stand losing

0:07:25 > 0:07:27# I can't, I can't

0:07:27 > 0:07:29# I can't stand losing

0:07:29 > 0:07:31# I can't, I can't, I can't

0:07:31 > 0:07:33# I can't stand losing you

0:07:35 > 0:07:38# I can't stand losing you

0:07:38 > 0:07:41# I can't stand losing you

0:07:41 > 0:07:46# I can't stand losing you

0:07:46 > 0:07:49# I see you've sent my letters back

0:07:49 > 0:07:52# And my LP records and they're all scratched

0:07:52 > 0:07:56# I can't see the point in another day

0:07:56 > 0:08:00# When nobody listens to a word I say

0:08:00 > 0:08:03# You can call it lack of confidence

0:08:03 > 0:08:05# But to carry on living

0:08:05 > 0:08:06# Doesn't make no sense

0:08:06 > 0:08:08# I can't, I can't

0:08:08 > 0:08:10# I can't stand losing

0:08:10 > 0:08:11# I can't, I can't

0:08:11 > 0:08:13# I can't stand losing

0:08:13 > 0:08:15# I can't, I can't

0:08:15 > 0:08:17# I can't stand losing

0:08:17 > 0:08:19# I can't, I can't

0:08:19 > 0:08:20# I can't stand losing

0:08:20 > 0:08:21# I can't, I can't

0:08:21 > 0:08:23# I can't stand losing

0:08:23 > 0:08:25# I can't, I can't

0:08:25 > 0:08:27# I can't stand losing

0:08:35 > 0:08:36# Ow

0:08:40 > 0:08:44# I guess this is our last goodbye

0:08:44 > 0:08:47# And you don't care so I won't cry

0:08:47 > 0:08:50# And you'll be sorry when I'm dead

0:08:50 > 0:08:54# And all this guilt will be on your head

0:08:54 > 0:08:57# I guess you'd call it suicide. #

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Too cool to mime properly, The Police.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Charles and Eddie now,

0:09:00 > 0:09:03and you're wondering which is which, aren't you?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Well, I'll give you an aide-memoire.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Charles looks more like Ray Charles.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11Just like in Ant and Dec, Ant is the one who looks more like an ant.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13# Look into my eyes

0:09:13 > 0:09:15# Can't you see they're open wide

0:09:15 > 0:09:18# Would I lie to you, baby?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Would I lie to you?

0:09:20 > 0:09:21# Oh, yeah

0:09:21 > 0:09:23# Don't you know it's true

0:09:23 > 0:09:25# That, girl, there's only you

0:09:25 > 0:09:30# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah?

0:09:30 > 0:09:35# Everybody wants to know the truth

0:09:35 > 0:09:41# In my arms is the only proof

0:09:41 > 0:09:45# I've hidden my heart behind the bedroom door

0:09:45 > 0:09:50# Now it's open, I can't do no more

0:09:50 > 0:09:52# I'm telling you, baby

0:09:52 > 0:09:55# You will never find another girl

0:09:55 > 0:09:57# In this heart of mine

0:09:57 > 0:09:59# Oh, oh, no

0:09:59 > 0:10:01# Look into my eyes

0:10:01 > 0:10:03# Can't you see they're open wide

0:10:03 > 0:10:05# Would I lie to you, baby?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08# Would I lie to you?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09# Oh, yeah

0:10:09 > 0:10:11# Don't you know it's true

0:10:11 > 0:10:13# Girl, there's only you now

0:10:13 > 0:10:19# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah?

0:10:19 > 0:10:24# Everybody's got their history

0:10:24 > 0:10:28# On every page, a little mystery

0:10:28 > 0:10:33# You can read my diary, you're in every line

0:10:33 > 0:10:35# Jealous mind, never satisfied

0:10:38 > 0:10:39# I'm telling you, baby

0:10:39 > 0:10:43# You will never find another girl

0:10:43 > 0:10:47# In this heart of mine

0:10:47 > 0:10:49# Look into my eyes

0:10:49 > 0:10:51# Can't you see they're open wide

0:10:51 > 0:10:53# Would I lie to you, baby?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56# Would I lie to you?

0:10:56 > 0:10:57# Oh, yeah

0:10:57 > 0:10:59# Don't you know it's true

0:10:59 > 0:11:00# That girl, there's only you

0:11:00 > 0:11:02# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04# Would I lie to you? #

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Come on, let me hear you scream! - Come on!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11# When you want to see me night and day

0:11:11 > 0:11:12# Would I lie?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15# If I tell you that I'm here to stay

0:11:15 > 0:11:17# Would I lie to you?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20# Do you think I give my love away?

0:11:20 > 0:11:21# Would I lie?

0:11:21 > 0:11:26# That's not the kind of game I play, no

0:11:26 > 0:11:27# I'm telling you, baby

0:11:27 > 0:11:30# You will never find another girl

0:11:30 > 0:11:33# In this heart of mine

0:11:33 > 0:11:36# In this heart of mine

0:11:36 > 0:11:38# Deep in my heart, yeah

0:11:38 > 0:11:40# Look into my eyes

0:11:40 > 0:11:41# Can't you see they're open wide

0:11:41 > 0:11:44# Would I lie to you, baby?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46# Would I lie to you?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- # Oh, yeah - # Don't you know it's true

0:11:49 > 0:11:51# Girl there's only you now

0:11:51 > 0:11:55# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57# Would I lie to you? #

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Great song. Charles and Eddie. Would they lie to you?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Well, let's just say their real names were Barry and Cyril.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Who's this heavily-creased rubbery looking bunch?

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Is it the Rolling Stones?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10# It's the time of year

0:12:10 > 0:12:13# Now that Spring is in the air

0:12:13 > 0:12:15# When those two wet gits

0:12:15 > 0:12:17# With their girly curly hair

0:12:17 > 0:12:21# Make another song for moronic holidays

0:12:21 > 0:12:23# That nauseate-ate-ates

0:12:23 > 0:12:26# In a million different ways

0:12:26 > 0:12:28# From the shores of Spain

0:12:28 > 0:12:30# To the coast of Southern France

0:12:30 > 0:12:32# No matter where you hide

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# You just can't escape this dance

0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Hold a chicken in the air

0:12:38 > 0:12:40# Stick a deckchair up your nose

0:12:40 > 0:12:42# Buy a jumbo jet

0:12:42 > 0:12:45# And then bury all your clothes

0:12:45 > 0:12:47# Paint your left knee green

0:12:47 > 0:12:49# Then extract your wisdom teeth

0:12:49 > 0:12:51# Form a string quartet

0:12:51 > 0:12:55# And pretend your name is Keith

0:12:55 > 0:12:59# Skin yourself alive

0:12:59 > 0:13:01# Learn to speak Arapahoe

0:13:01 > 0:13:04# Climb inside a dog

0:13:04 > 0:13:05# And behead an Eskimo

0:13:05 > 0:13:10# Eat a Renault 4 with salami in your ears

0:13:10 > 0:13:12# Casserole your gran

0:13:12 > 0:13:17# Disembowel yourself with spears

0:13:19 > 0:13:21# The disco is vibrating

0:13:21 > 0:13:23# The sound is loud and grating

0:13:23 > 0:13:24# It's truly nauseating

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Let's do the dance again

0:13:27 > 0:13:31# Hold a chicken in the air

0:13:31 > 0:13:33# Stick a deckchair up your nose

0:13:33 > 0:13:38# Yes, you'll hear this song in the holiday discos

0:13:38 > 0:13:42# And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars

0:13:42 > 0:13:49# You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

0:13:49 > 0:13:53# Skin yourself alive

0:13:53 > 0:13:55# Learn to speak Arapahoe

0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Climb inside a dog

0:13:57 > 0:13:59# And behead an Eskimo

0:13:59 > 0:14:01# Now you've heard it once

0:14:01 > 0:14:03# Your brain will spring a leak

0:14:03 > 0:14:05# And though you hate this song

0:14:05 > 0:14:10# You'll be humming it for weeks

0:14:10 > 0:14:13# Hold a chicken in the air

0:14:13 > 0:14:16# Stick a deckchair up your nose

0:14:16 > 0:14:18# Buy a jumbo jet. #

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Now, Stevie Wonder's playing

0:14:19 > 0:14:22at the Queen's Jubilee concert on the 4th of June,

0:14:22 > 0:14:26so here's a bit of a medley, part of it a duet with his daughter.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Family businesses, eh? Rife with nepotism.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31# If I'm caught at a dance party without my dancing shoes

0:14:31 > 0:14:33# And everybody dances on my bare feet

0:14:33 > 0:14:37# Shame on me

0:14:39 > 0:14:42# If I'm minding my business just doing the right thing

0:14:42 > 0:14:44# And you try to front me off in the street

0:14:44 > 0:14:46# Shame on you

0:14:50 > 0:14:53# If a family's waiting for that special blessing to come their way

0:14:53 > 0:14:56# But they ain't trying to get on their knees and pray

0:14:56 > 0:14:58# Shame on them

0:14:58 > 0:14:59# Eee-hee

0:15:01 > 0:15:02# And if we live in a time

0:15:02 > 0:15:04# Where every nation's fighting round the world

0:15:04 > 0:15:06# Yet we can't all agree that peace is the way

0:15:06 > 0:15:09# Shame on us

0:15:09 > 0:15:12# Ooh-ooh

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- # Shame on me - # Shame, shame

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- # Shame on you - # Shame, shame

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- # Shame on them - # Shame, shame

0:15:20 > 0:15:23- # Shame on us - # Shame, shame, shame, shame

0:15:23 > 0:15:26# Shame on me, Shame on you

0:15:26 > 0:15:28# Shame on them, Shame on us

0:15:28 > 0:15:30# So what the fuss?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35# Everybody say, so what the fuss?

0:15:37 > 0:15:39# What the fuss?

0:15:40 > 0:15:41# What the fuss?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44# What the fuss? Ow! #

0:15:46 > 0:15:48CHEERING

0:15:53 > 0:15:54Here's my daughter, Aisha.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Sing it with me.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00# People ask me why always on the bright side

0:16:00 > 0:16:03# When there's so much going on down the other side

0:16:03 > 0:16:05# It's like I live in a bubble with no trouble

0:16:05 > 0:16:07# And problems don't exist

0:16:07 > 0:16:10# I chuckle and tell them that ain't the case at all

0:16:10 > 0:16:13# It goes way back to the time when I was very small

0:16:13 > 0:16:17# Not in mind but size and age, my papa use to say

0:16:17 > 0:16:20# You can always look at the negative

0:16:20 > 0:16:22# But you should always live in the positive

0:16:22 > 0:16:25# So I try everyday to live that way

0:16:25 > 0:16:27# That's why I say, yeah

0:16:27 > 0:16:34# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. #

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Sing, Aisha!

0:16:35 > 0:16:41# When I see the morning

0:16:41 > 0:16:45# And the sun is smiling down upon me

0:16:45 > 0:16:50# I joy in the blessing

0:16:50 > 0:16:55# That still the ground is not above me

0:16:55 > 0:17:00# And all the people

0:17:00 > 0:17:05# That I can truly say do love me, do feel

0:17:05 > 0:17:09# Positivity, yeah

0:17:09 > 0:17:12# Positivity

0:17:14 > 0:17:17# Positivity

0:17:17 > 0:17:19# Yeah, yeah, yeah

0:17:19 > 0:17:20# Positivity. #

0:17:20 > 0:17:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Yeah!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Yeah!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35# Isn't she lovely?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40# Isn't she wonderful?

0:17:40 > 0:17:45# Isn't she precious?

0:17:45 > 0:17:48# Less than one minute old

0:17:48 > 0:17:53# I never thought through love we'd be

0:17:53 > 0:17:56# Making one as lovely as she

0:17:56 > 0:17:59# But isn't she lovely?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01# Made from love. #

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Aw, sweet!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05And that bit was impromptu.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Every night.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08The mighty Slade, now.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09What, no hat?

0:18:09 > 0:18:13# I won't laugh at you when you boo-hoo-hoo

0:18:13 > 0:18:17# Coz I luv you

0:18:17 > 0:18:21# I can turn my back on the things you lack

0:18:21 > 0:18:25# Coz I luv you

0:18:25 > 0:18:33# I just like the things you do, ooh

0:18:33 > 0:18:40# Don't you change the things you do, ooh

0:18:40 > 0:18:44# You get me in a spot and smile the smile you got

0:18:44 > 0:18:48# And I luv you

0:18:48 > 0:18:52# You make me out a clown and you put me down

0:18:52 > 0:18:56# How I luv you

0:18:56 > 0:19:04# I just like the things you do, ooh

0:19:04 > 0:19:10# Don't you change the things you do, ooh

0:19:10 > 0:19:12# Brrr-wow!

0:19:40 > 0:19:44# When you bite your lip, you're going to flip your flip

0:19:44 > 0:19:48# And I luv you

0:19:48 > 0:19:51# Though we're miles apart, you still reach my heart

0:19:51 > 0:19:55# How I luv you

0:19:55 > 0:20:03# I just like the things you do, ooh

0:20:03 > 0:20:10# Don't you change the things you do, ooh

0:20:10 > 0:20:14# Only time can tell if we get on well

0:20:14 > 0:20:17# Coz I luv you

0:20:17 > 0:20:21# All that's passed us by, we only sigh-high-high

0:20:21 > 0:20:25# And I luv you

0:20:25 > 0:20:30# I just like the things you do,

0:20:30 > 0:20:33# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:20:33 > 0:20:40# Don't you change the things you do, no, no, no

0:20:40 > 0:20:48# La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la

0:20:48 > 0:20:55# La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la

0:20:55 > 0:21:00# La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la

0:21:00 > 0:21:02# Brr-brr-brr-brr-brr

0:21:02 > 0:21:08# La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la. #

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Oh, you can never have too much Slade, can you?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18OK, what's going on here, then? It's Kelly Marie.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20# My head is in a spin

0:21:20 > 0:21:22# My feet don't touch the ground

0:21:22 > 0:21:24# Because you're near to me

0:21:24 > 0:21:26# My head goes round and round

0:21:26 > 0:21:29# My knees are shaking, baby

0:21:29 > 0:21:31# My heart, it beats like a drum

0:21:34 > 0:21:36# It feels like

0:21:36 > 0:21:39# It feels like I'm in love

0:21:42 > 0:21:44# Ain't been this way before

0:21:44 > 0:21:46# But I know I'm turned on

0:21:46 > 0:21:48# This time it's something, baby

0:21:48 > 0:21:50# I can't turn off

0:21:50 > 0:21:52# My knees are shaking, baby

0:21:52 > 0:21:55# My heart, it beats like a drum

0:21:58 > 0:22:00# It feels like

0:22:00 > 0:22:03# It feels like I'm in love

0:22:06 > 0:22:08# My knees shake

0:22:08 > 0:22:11# My heart beats like a drum

0:22:20 > 0:22:23# Oh-whoa-oh

0:22:31 > 0:22:35# Oh-oh

0:22:39 > 0:22:40# It feels like

0:22:40 > 0:22:43# It feels like I'm in love

0:22:46 > 0:22:48# My knees shake

0:22:48 > 0:22:51# My heart beats like a drum

0:22:57 > 0:22:58# Ooh, baby

0:23:01 > 0:23:02# Ooh, baby

0:23:05 > 0:23:07# Ooh, baby

0:23:09 > 0:23:17# Whoa-oh

0:23:17 > 0:23:21# My head is in a spin My feet don't touch the ground

0:23:21 > 0:23:25# Because you're near to me, my head goes round and round

0:23:25 > 0:23:27# My knees are shaking, baby

0:23:27 > 0:23:29# My heart, it beats like a drum

0:23:32 > 0:23:34# It feels like

0:23:34 > 0:23:37# It feels like I'm in love. #

0:23:37 > 0:23:39OK, next up it's KWS. Nah, me neither.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42And I'm no choreographer, but there's a definite whiff of DIY

0:23:42 > 0:23:44about the girl's dance routine here.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48# Please don't go, please don't go

0:23:48 > 0:23:51# Please don't go, please don't go

0:23:51 > 0:23:55# Please don't go, please don't go

0:23:55 > 0:23:59# Please don't go, please don't go

0:23:59 > 0:24:02# Please don't go, please don't go

0:24:02 > 0:24:05# Please don't go, please don't go

0:24:05 > 0:24:10# Please don't go, please don't go, please don't go

0:24:10 > 0:24:15# Babe, I love you so

0:24:15 > 0:24:17# And I want you to know

0:24:18 > 0:24:22# That I'm going to miss your love

0:24:22 > 0:24:26# The minute you walk out that door

0:24:26 > 0:24:27# Please don't go

0:24:27 > 0:24:31# Don't go

0:24:31 > 0:24:33# Don't go away

0:24:33 > 0:24:36# Please don't go

0:24:36 > 0:24:39# Don't go

0:24:39 > 0:24:42# I'm begging you to stay

0:24:42 > 0:24:44# If you leave

0:24:44 > 0:24:46# At least in my lifetime

0:24:46 > 0:24:50# I've had one dream come true

0:24:50 > 0:24:52# I was blessed

0:24:52 > 0:24:54# To be loved

0:24:54 > 0:24:57# By someone as wonderful as you

0:24:57 > 0:25:00# Please don't go

0:25:00 > 0:25:03# Don't go

0:25:03 > 0:25:05# Don't go away

0:25:05 > 0:25:08# Please don't go

0:25:08 > 0:25:11# Don't go

0:25:11 > 0:25:14# I'm begging you to stay, hey, hey

0:25:14 > 0:25:19# Please don't go, please don't go

0:25:19 > 0:25:23# Please don't go, please don't go

0:25:23 > 0:25:27# Please don't go, please don't go

0:25:27 > 0:25:30# Please don't go, please don't go

0:25:30 > 0:25:34# Babe, I love you so

0:25:34 > 0:25:36# And I want you to know

0:25:38 > 0:25:42# That I'm going to miss your love

0:25:42 > 0:25:45# The minute you walk out that door

0:25:45 > 0:25:46# Please don't go

0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Don't go

0:25:51 > 0:25:53# Don't go away

0:25:53 > 0:25:56# Please don't go

0:25:56 > 0:25:59# Don't go

0:25:59 > 0:26:01# I'm begging you to stay

0:26:01 > 0:26:03# Hey, hey, hey

0:26:04 > 0:26:07# Woo! Please don't go

0:26:07 > 0:26:09# Please don't go

0:26:09 > 0:26:11# I'm begging you to stay

0:26:11 > 0:26:13# Please don't go

0:26:13 > 0:26:15# Please don't go

0:26:15 > 0:26:17# Please don't go

0:26:17 > 0:26:19# Please don't go

0:26:19 > 0:26:21# Please don't go

0:26:21 > 0:26:23# Please don't go

0:26:23 > 0:26:25# Please don't go. #

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Oh, all right then, I won't! Just stop begging, will you?

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Have some dignity, man!

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Ah, right, an anthem of the three-day week now.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36Roger De Courcey on the bass drum. Nookie Bear on strike, ironically.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40# Now I'm a union man

0:26:40 > 0:26:42# Amazed at what I am

0:26:42 > 0:26:44# I say what I think

0:26:44 > 0:26:46# That the company stinks

0:26:46 > 0:26:49# Yes, I'm a union man.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51# When we meet in the local hall

0:26:51 > 0:26:55# I'll be voting with them all

0:26:55 > 0:26:56# With a hell of a shout

0:26:56 > 0:26:58# It's out brothers out

0:26:58 > 0:27:01# And the rise of the company's fall

0:27:01 > 0:27:04# Oh, you don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:27:04 > 0:27:07# You don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:27:07 > 0:27:10# You don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:27:10 > 0:27:14# Till the day I die

0:27:14 > 0:27:17# Till the day I die

0:27:21 > 0:27:24# As a union man, I'm wise

0:27:24 > 0:27:27# To the lies of the company spies

0:27:27 > 0:27:29# And I don't get fooled

0:27:29 > 0:27:30# By the company rules

0:27:30 > 0:27:34# Cos I always read between the lines

0:27:34 > 0:27:37# And I always get my way

0:27:37 > 0:27:40# If I strike for higher pay

0:27:40 > 0:27:42# When I show my card

0:27:42 > 0:27:43# To the Scotland Yard

0:27:43 > 0:27:46# And this is what I'll say

0:27:46 > 0:27:48# Oh

0:27:48 > 0:27:51# You don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:27:51 > 0:27:55# You don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:27:55 > 0:27:57# You don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:27:57 > 0:28:01# Till the day I die

0:28:01 > 0:28:04# Till the day I die

0:28:21 > 0:28:25# Before the union did appear

0:28:25 > 0:28:28# My life was half as clear

0:28:28 > 0:28:30# Now I've got the power

0:28:30 > 0:28:31# To the working hour

0:28:31 > 0:28:34# And every other day of the year

0:28:34 > 0:28:37# So though I'm a working man

0:28:37 > 0:28:41# I can ruin the government's plan

0:28:41 > 0:28:42# I'm not too hard

0:28:42 > 0:28:44# But the sight of my card

0:28:44 > 0:28:46# Makes me some kind of superman

0:28:46 > 0:28:51# Oh

0:28:51 > 0:28:54# You don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:28:54 > 0:28:57# You don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:28:57 > 0:29:00# You don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:29:00 > 0:29:03# Till the day I die

0:29:03 > 0:29:07# Till the day I die

0:29:07 > 0:29:09# You don't get me, I'm part of the union

0:29:09 > 0:29:12# You don't get me, I'm part of the union. #

0:29:12 > 0:29:16Yes, glam folk. Always destined to be a niche market, wasn't it?

0:29:16 > 0:29:18The blessed sex thimble, Kylie, now.

0:29:18 > 0:29:21And wardrobe disaster - they ordered four leather jackets

0:29:21 > 0:29:23for the lads, and only two got delivered.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Ah, well, just do it in your vests, lads. No-one'll notice.

0:29:27 > 0:29:31# Everybody's doing a brand new dance now

0:29:31 > 0:29:34# Come on baby, do the Loco-motion

0:29:34 > 0:29:38# I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now

0:29:38 > 0:29:41# Come on baby, do the Loco-motion

0:29:41 > 0:29:45# My little baby sister can do it with ease

0:29:45 > 0:29:49# It's easier than learning your A-B-C

0:29:49 > 0:29:54# So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

0:29:54 > 0:29:58# You gotta swing your hips, now

0:29:58 > 0:30:00# Come on, baby

0:30:00 > 0:30:01# Jump up

0:30:01 > 0:30:03# Ooh, jump back

0:30:03 > 0:30:07# Well, I think you've got the knack, oh-oh

0:30:07 > 0:30:11# Now that you can do it, let's make a chain now

0:30:11 > 0:30:15# Come on baby, do the Loco-motion

0:30:15 > 0:30:19# A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train now

0:30:19 > 0:30:22# Come on baby, do the Loco-motion

0:30:22 > 0:30:26# Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control

0:30:26 > 0:30:30# A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul

0:30:30 > 0:30:32# So come on, come on

0:30:32 > 0:30:36# Do the Loco-motion with me

0:30:36 > 0:30:37# The Loco-motion

0:30:37 > 0:30:40# Come on, come on

0:30:40 > 0:30:41# The Loco-motion

0:30:41 > 0:30:43# Come on, come on

0:30:43 > 0:30:45# The Loco-motion

0:30:45 > 0:30:46# Come on, come on

0:30:46 > 0:30:49# Come on, come on, come on

0:30:49 > 0:30:52# Move around the floor in a Loco-motion

0:30:52 > 0:30:56# Come on baby, do the Loco-motion

0:30:56 > 0:31:00# Yeah, do it holding hands if you get the notion

0:31:00 > 0:31:04# Come on baby, do the Loco-motion

0:31:04 > 0:31:07# There's never been a dance that's so easy to do

0:31:07 > 0:31:10# It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue

0:31:10 > 0:31:15# So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

0:31:15 > 0:31:19# Come on, do the Loco-motion

0:31:19 > 0:31:23# Come on, do the Loco-motion

0:31:23 > 0:31:26# Come on, do the Loco-motion

0:31:26 > 0:31:30# Come on, do the Loco-motion

0:31:30 > 0:31:33# Everybody's doing a brand-new dance now

0:31:33 > 0:31:37# Come on baby, do the Loco-motion

0:31:37 > 0:31:41# I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now

0:31:41 > 0:31:44# Come on baby, do the Loco-motion

0:31:44 > 0:31:48# My little baby sister can do it with ease

0:31:48 > 0:31:51# It's easier than learning your A-B-C

0:31:51 > 0:31:55# So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion

0:31:55 > 0:31:59# Come on, come on, do the Loco-motion

0:31:59 > 0:32:05# Come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me. #

0:32:05 > 0:32:07The effervescent and elfish Kylie

0:32:07 > 0:32:10doing a lot of smiling and skipping around.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12And by way of contrast - poor Gary.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14Booked for Top Of The Pops and got a tummy bug.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17White as a sheet. Shame.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19# It's cold outside

0:32:22 > 0:32:25# And the paint's peeling off of my walls

0:32:27 > 0:32:29# There's a man outside

0:32:32 > 0:32:36# In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette

0:32:58 > 0:33:00# Now the light fades out

0:33:03 > 0:33:06# And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this

0:33:08 > 0:33:10# There's a knock on the door

0:33:13 > 0:33:17# And just for a second I thought I remembered you

0:33:38 > 0:33:40# So now I'm alone

0:33:40 > 0:33:42# Now I can think for myself

0:33:44 > 0:33:46# About little deals and issues

0:33:46 > 0:33:49# And things that I just don't understand

0:33:49 > 0:33:51# Like a white lie that night

0:33:51 > 0:33:52# Or a sly touch at times

0:33:56 > 0:33:58# I don't think it meant anything to you

0:34:27 > 0:34:29# So I open the door

0:34:32 > 0:34:35# It's the friend that I'd left in the hallway

0:34:38 > 0:34:39# Please sit down

0:34:43 > 0:34:46# A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed

0:35:08 > 0:35:10# You know I hate to ask

0:35:13 > 0:35:15# But are friends electric?

0:35:17 > 0:35:20# Only, mine's broke down

0:35:25 > 0:35:28# And now I've no-one to love. #

0:35:38 > 0:35:41Are friends electric? And Gary's has broken down. Pity.

0:35:41 > 0:35:43If you'd kept the receipt,

0:35:43 > 0:35:44you could have taken it back to Currys.

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Something from Regina Spektor now.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49She's from New York and we predict a breakthrough with this record.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53But what do we know? We're the people who brought you Big Fun.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02# All the rowboats in the paintings

0:36:02 > 0:36:05# They keep trying to row away

0:36:05 > 0:36:07# And the captains' worried faces

0:36:07 > 0:36:11# Stay contorted and staring at the waves

0:36:11 > 0:36:14# They'll keep hanging in their gold frames

0:36:14 > 0:36:17# For forever, forever and a day

0:36:17 > 0:36:20# All the rowboats, in the oil paintings

0:36:20 > 0:36:23# They keep trying to row away, row away

0:36:29 > 0:36:31# Hear them whispering, French and German

0:36:31 > 0:36:34# Dutch, Italian and Latin

0:36:34 > 0:36:37# When no one's looking, I touch a sculpture

0:36:37 > 0:36:40# Marble, cold, and soft as satin

0:36:40 > 0:36:43# But the most special are the most lonely

0:36:43 > 0:36:46# God, I pity the violins

0:36:46 > 0:36:48# In glass coffins, they keep coughing

0:36:48 > 0:36:52# They've forgotten, forgotten how to sing, how to sing

0:36:54 > 0:36:55# La-la-la-la

0:36:55 > 0:36:58# La-la-la-la-la-la

0:37:24 > 0:37:26# First there's lights out, then there's lock up

0:37:26 > 0:37:29# Masterpieces serving maximum sentences

0:37:29 > 0:37:32# It's their own fault for being timeless

0:37:32 > 0:37:34# There's a price to pay, and a consequence

0:37:34 > 0:37:38# All the galleries and museums

0:37:38 > 0:37:41# Here's your ticket, welcome to the tombs

0:37:41 > 0:37:43# They're just public mausoleums

0:37:43 > 0:37:46# The living dead fill every room

0:37:46 > 0:37:49# But the most special are the most lonely

0:37:49 > 0:37:52# God, I pity the violins

0:37:52 > 0:37:55# In glass coffins, they keep coughing

0:37:55 > 0:37:58# They've forgotten, forgotten how to sing

0:37:58 > 0:38:01# They will stay there, in their gold frames

0:38:01 > 0:38:04# For forever, forever and a day

0:38:04 > 0:38:06# All the rowboats in the oil paintings

0:38:06 > 0:38:10# They keep trying to row away, row away

0:38:30 > 0:38:33# First there's lights out, then there's lock up

0:38:33 > 0:38:36# Masterpieces serving maximum sentences

0:38:36 > 0:38:38# It's their own fault for being timeless

0:38:38 > 0:38:41# There's a price to pay, and a consequence

0:38:41 > 0:38:44# All the galleries and museums

0:38:44 > 0:38:47# They will stay there forever and a day

0:38:47 > 0:38:50# All the rowboats in the oil paintings

0:38:50 > 0:38:53# They keep trying to row away, row away

0:38:53 > 0:38:56# All the rowboats in the oil paintings

0:38:56 > 0:38:59# They keep trying to row away, row away. #

0:39:07 > 0:39:10Mmm, a lifejacket wouldn't have gone amiss, would it?

0:39:10 > 0:39:15Ah, yes, now, inspired by the family Von Trapp, Boney M prove once again

0:39:15 > 0:39:19that it is indeed possible to run up stylish outfits from old curtains.

0:39:19 > 0:39:23# Yeah, we wept

0:39:24 > 0:39:29# When we remembered Zion

0:39:29 > 0:39:33# By the rivers of Babylon,

0:39:33 > 0:39:36# There we sat down

0:39:37 > 0:39:39# Yeah, we wept

0:39:41 > 0:39:44# When we remembered Zion

0:39:45 > 0:39:47# There the wicked

0:39:47 > 0:39:51# Carried us away in captivity

0:39:51 > 0:39:53# Required from us a song

0:39:53 > 0:39:58# Now how shall we sing the Lord's song

0:39:58 > 0:40:04# In a strange land

0:40:04 > 0:40:05# There the wicked

0:40:05 > 0:40:09# Carried us away in captivity

0:40:09 > 0:40:13# Requiring of us a song

0:40:13 > 0:40:22# Now how shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land

0:40:22 > 0:40:26# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

0:40:26 > 0:40:30# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

0:40:30 > 0:40:35# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

0:40:35 > 0:40:37# Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

0:40:37 > 0:40:40# Yeah yeah yeah yeah

0:40:40 > 0:40:48# Let the words of our mouths and the meditations of our heart

0:40:48 > 0:40:56# Be acceptable in thy sight here tonight

0:40:56 > 0:41:05# Let the words of our mouths and the meditation of our hearts

0:41:05 > 0:41:12# Be acceptable in thy sight here tonight

0:41:12 > 0:41:16# By the rivers of Babylon

0:41:16 > 0:41:20# There we sat down

0:41:20 > 0:41:25# Yeah, we wept

0:41:25 > 0:41:29# When we remembered Zion

0:41:29 > 0:41:33# By the rivers of Babylon

0:41:33 > 0:41:37# There we sat down

0:41:37 > 0:41:41# Yeah, we wept

0:41:41 > 0:41:46# When we remembered Zion

0:41:46 > 0:41:50# Ah-ah-ah-ah

0:41:50 > 0:41:53# Ah-ah-ah-ah

0:41:53 > 0:41:58# Ah-ah-ah-ah

0:41:58 > 0:42:02# Ah-ah-ah-ah

0:42:02 > 0:42:07- # By the rivers of Babylon - # Dark tears of Babylon

0:42:07 > 0:42:11- # There we sat down - # You got to sing a song

0:42:11 > 0:42:15- # Yeah, we wept - # Sing a song of love

0:42:15 > 0:42:19- # When we remember Zion - # Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

0:42:19 > 0:42:24- # By the rivers of Babylon - # Rough bits of Babylon

0:42:24 > 0:42:26# There we sat down. #

0:42:26 > 0:42:29And then it was straight off to the toga party.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32Beats International now, and that's Fatboy Slim on bass.

0:42:32 > 0:42:33And have you noticed,

0:42:33 > 0:42:36they've got the name of the song on their trousers too.

0:42:36 > 0:42:40Just like they did with the follow up hit, Wranglers.

0:42:40 > 0:42:45# Friends tell me I am crazy

0:42:47 > 0:42:50# That I'm wasting time with you

0:42:53 > 0:42:56# You'll never be mine

0:43:00 > 0:43:05# That's not the way I see it

0:43:07 > 0:43:10# Cos I feel you're already mine

0:43:13 > 0:43:16# Whenever you're with me

0:43:16 > 0:43:19# Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:43:19 > 0:43:26# People always talk about reputation

0:43:29 > 0:43:32# I don't care about your other girls

0:43:32 > 0:43:36# Just be good to me

0:43:36 > 0:43:40# Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:43:40 > 0:43:43# Friends are always telling me

0:43:44 > 0:43:46# You're a user

0:43:49 > 0:43:53# I don't care what you do to them

0:43:53 > 0:43:56# Just be good to me

0:43:56 > 0:43:59# Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:43:59 > 0:44:00# Just be good to me

0:44:00 > 0:44:02# Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty

0:44:02 > 0:44:05# You're listening to the boy from the big bad city

0:44:05 > 0:44:07# This is jam hot

0:44:07 > 0:44:09# This is jam hot

0:44:20 > 0:44:25# Love is a game of chances

0:44:27 > 0:44:30# So I'll take my chance with you

0:44:33 > 0:44:36# And you I won't try to change

0:44:40 > 0:44:45# We talk about it and I'd

0:44:47 > 0:44:50# Rather have a piece of you

0:44:53 > 0:44:56# Than have nothing. #

0:44:59 > 0:45:02Beats International. That 'jam hot' geezer

0:45:02 > 0:45:05was conspicuously underemployed wasn't he?

0:45:05 > 0:45:06Waste of a wage, if you ask me.

0:45:06 > 0:45:09I assume, like The Strawbs, he was part of the union.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12Oh, look, it's Sinead.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15A touch of class and no mistake.

0:45:15 > 0:45:20# I go out every night and sleep all day

0:45:22 > 0:45:26# Since you took your love away

0:45:31 > 0:45:37# Since you've been gone I can do whatever I want

0:45:39 > 0:45:42# I can see whomever I choose

0:45:46 > 0:45:53# I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant

0:45:53 > 0:45:55# But nothing

0:45:55 > 0:46:01# I said nothing can take away these blues

0:46:01 > 0:46:06# Cos nothing compares

0:46:06 > 0:46:14# Nothing compares to you

0:46:19 > 0:46:25# It's been so lonely without you here

0:46:26 > 0:46:30# Like a bird without a song

0:46:35 > 0:46:41# Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling

0:46:41 > 0:46:47# Tell me, baby, where did I go wrong?

0:46:50 > 0:46:57# I could put my arms around every boy I see

0:46:59 > 0:47:02# But they'd only remind me of you

0:47:06 > 0:47:11# I went to the doctor and guess what he told me?

0:47:11 > 0:47:14# Guess what he told me?

0:47:14 > 0:47:16# He said, "Girl you better try to have fun

0:47:16 > 0:47:19# "No matter what you do"

0:47:19 > 0:47:22# But he's a fool

0:47:22 > 0:47:25# Cos nothing compares

0:47:26 > 0:47:34# Nothing compares to you. #

0:47:37 > 0:47:41Written by Prince, sung by Sinead. Beautifully done.

0:47:41 > 0:47:44Ooh, my favourite group named after

0:47:44 > 0:47:46a William Makepeace Thackeray novel now.

0:47:46 > 0:47:48And if you're wondering about the matching tabards,

0:47:48 > 0:47:52they'd just come straight from their day jobs at Greggs the bakers.

0:47:54 > 0:47:57# A thumb goes up, a car goes by

0:47:57 > 0:48:01# It's nearly 1am and here am I

0:48:01 > 0:48:07# Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride

0:48:08 > 0:48:14# Gotta get me home by the morning light

0:48:15 > 0:48:19# I got no fare to ride a train

0:48:19 > 0:48:22# I'm nearly drowning in the pouring rain

0:48:22 > 0:48:28# Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride

0:48:29 > 0:48:35# Gotta get me home to my baby's side

0:48:38 > 0:48:42# Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride

0:48:45 > 0:48:49# Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride

0:48:51 > 0:48:54# Long distance call I got today

0:48:54 > 0:48:58# She sounded lonely so I'm on my way

0:48:58 > 0:49:03# Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride

0:49:05 > 0:49:09# Gotta get me home, keep her satisfied

0:49:11 > 0:49:13# All right

0:49:34 > 0:49:38# Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride

0:49:41 > 0:49:45# Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride

0:49:47 > 0:49:51# A thumb goes up, a car goes by

0:49:51 > 0:49:54# Oh, won't somebody stop and help a guy?

0:49:54 > 0:50:01# Hitchin' a ride, hitchin' a ride

0:50:01 > 0:50:06# Been away too long from my baby's side

0:50:09 > 0:50:13# Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride

0:50:16 > 0:50:20# Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride

0:50:25 > 0:50:27# Ride, ride

0:50:29 > 0:50:30# Ride, ride

0:50:32 > 0:50:34# Ride, ride

0:50:34 > 0:50:36APPLAUSE

0:50:36 > 0:50:41Ooh, look, it's beautiful Egyptian queen, Nefertiti.

0:50:41 > 0:50:43You what? It's a bloke?

0:50:43 > 0:50:46Called Terry? Are you sure?

0:50:46 > 0:50:48# Honey, don't leave me now

0:50:48 > 0:50:51# With my head on my shoulders wrong

0:50:51 > 0:50:55# Have I done something wrong for you to leave?

0:50:55 > 0:50:58# I know I've been careless, girl

0:50:58 > 0:51:00# And I must apologize

0:51:00 > 0:51:02# I'll try better next time, baby

0:51:02 > 0:51:05# If you let me stay

0:51:05 > 0:51:08# If you let me stay

0:51:08 > 0:51:10# I'll say what I should've said

0:51:10 > 0:51:12# If you let me stay

0:51:12 > 0:51:15# I should have said that I love you

0:51:15 > 0:51:17# If you let me stay

0:51:17 > 0:51:19# And I should have said it from my heart

0:51:19 > 0:51:23# If you let me stay

0:51:25 > 0:51:27# How can I compensate

0:51:27 > 0:51:29# For my indiscretions, dear

0:51:29 > 0:51:31# Tell me it's not too late

0:51:31 > 0:51:34# That I'd love to hear

0:51:34 > 0:51:36# Cos if you walk out on me

0:51:36 > 0:51:39# You will see a grown man cry

0:51:39 > 0:51:41# I didn't miss my water

0:51:41 > 0:51:43# Till my well ran dry

0:51:43 > 0:51:46# But if you let me stay

0:51:46 > 0:51:48# I'll say what I should've said

0:51:48 > 0:51:51# If you let me stay

0:51:51 > 0:51:53# I should have said that I love you

0:51:53 > 0:51:56# If you let me stay

0:51:56 > 0:51:58# And I should have said it from my heart

0:51:58 > 0:52:03# If you let me stay

0:52:04 > 0:52:08# Your pretensions aim for gullible fools

0:52:08 > 0:52:11# And now who needs you anyway?

0:52:13 > 0:52:15# I'll get mine elsewhere

0:52:15 > 0:52:18# I taught the school

0:52:18 > 0:52:21# You will regret it someday

0:52:21 > 0:52:25# Ooh, if you let me stay

0:52:25 > 0:52:27# I'll say what I should've said

0:52:27 > 0:52:30# If you let me stay

0:52:30 > 0:52:32# I should have said that I love you

0:52:32 > 0:52:34# If you let me stay

0:52:34 > 0:52:36# And I should have said it from my heart

0:52:36 > 0:52:39# If you let me, cos I need ya

0:52:39 > 0:52:42# I'm not a man without you, baby, hoo

0:52:50 > 0:52:54# Hey-yeah, yeah, yeah

0:52:59 > 0:53:01# Hey, ooh

0:53:01 > 0:53:03# If you let me stay

0:53:03 > 0:53:05# I'll say what I should have said

0:53:05 > 0:53:08# If you let me stay

0:53:08 > 0:53:11# I should have said that I love you

0:53:11 > 0:53:13# If you let me stay

0:53:13 > 0:53:15# And I should have said it from my heart. #

0:53:15 > 0:53:17Ooh, Terence! Did he fall over then?

0:53:17 > 0:53:20Embarrassing, or what? It was good, though.

0:53:20 > 0:53:23And more dynamic sex gods now, with Squeeze.

0:53:23 > 0:53:28Four male models in the same band. What were the chances of that, eh?

0:53:28 > 0:53:31# The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass

0:53:31 > 0:53:34# The cowboys take positions in the bushes and the grass

0:53:34 > 0:53:37# The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree

0:53:37 > 0:53:41# She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need

0:53:41 > 0:53:44# She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep

0:53:44 > 0:53:47# And he wakes to find the fire's dead

0:53:47 > 0:53:48# And arrows in his hats

0:53:48 > 0:53:50# And Davy Crockett walks around and says it's cool for cats

0:53:50 > 0:53:54- # It's cool for cats - Cool for cats

0:53:54 > 0:53:57# The Sweeney's doing 90 cos they've got the word to go

0:53:57 > 0:54:01# To get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow

0:54:01 > 0:54:04# They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again

0:54:04 > 0:54:08# They're in and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names

0:54:08 > 0:54:11# It's funny how their missus' always looks the blimmin' same

0:54:11 > 0:54:14# And meanwhile at the station, there's a couple of likely lads

0:54:14 > 0:54:17# Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats

0:54:17 > 0:54:21- # They're cool for cats - Cool for cats

0:54:21 > 0:54:24# To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub

0:54:24 > 0:54:28# On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough

0:54:28 > 0:54:31# I fancy this, I fancy that, I want to be so flash

0:54:31 > 0:54:35# I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash

0:54:35 > 0:54:38# But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash

0:54:38 > 0:54:41# And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had

0:54:41 > 0:54:44# And everybody tells me it's cool to be a cat

0:54:44 > 0:54:45# It's cool for cats

0:54:45 > 0:54:50# Cool for cats. #

0:54:55 > 0:54:57Squeeze.

0:54:57 > 0:55:00And no, that wasn't hapless comedy dipstick, Sid Little, on keyboards,

0:55:00 > 0:55:01but our own Jools Holland.

0:55:01 > 0:55:05OK, one more before we go, and we've saved 'the best' till last.

0:55:05 > 0:55:08Do you see what I did there? See you next time.

0:55:08 > 0:55:12# I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire

0:55:17 > 0:55:22# You come to me, come to me wild and wired

0:55:25 > 0:55:27# Mmm, you come to me

0:55:29 > 0:55:32# Give me everything I need

0:55:34 > 0:55:36# You're simply the best

0:55:39 > 0:55:42# Better than all the rest

0:55:43 > 0:55:46# Better than anyone

0:55:48 > 0:55:51# Anyone I've ever met

0:55:52 > 0:55:55# I'm stuck on your heart

0:55:57 > 0:56:00# I hang on every word you say

0:56:02 > 0:56:05# Tear us apart

0:56:07 > 0:56:10# Baby, I would rather be dead

0:56:12 > 0:56:17# In your heart I see the star of every night and every day

0:56:21 > 0:56:26# In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away

0:56:30 > 0:56:34# Just as long as I'm here in your arms

0:56:34 > 0:56:37# I could be in no better place

0:56:39 > 0:56:41# You're simply the best

0:56:44 > 0:56:46# Better than all the rest

0:56:48 > 0:56:51# Better than anyone

0:56:53 > 0:56:56# Anyone I've ever met

0:56:57 > 0:57:00# Ooh, I'm stuck on your heart

0:57:02 > 0:57:05# I hang on every word you say

0:57:07 > 0:57:10# Oh, tear us apart, no, no, no

0:57:11 > 0:57:15# Baby, I would rather be dead

0:57:18 > 0:57:21# Each time you leave me I start losing control

0:57:21 > 0:57:26# You're walking away with my heart and my soul

0:57:26 > 0:57:31# I can feel you even when I'm alone

0:57:31 > 0:57:36# Oh, baby, don't let go

0:57:52 > 0:57:55# Ooh you're the best, woo!

0:57:58 > 0:58:00# Better than all the rest

0:58:04 > 0:58:06# Better than anyone. #

0:58:06 > 0:58:09APPLAUSE AND CHEERING