0:00:19 > 0:00:22Greetings, pop-pickers. Mark Radcliffe here,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25with more musical bugs caught in the butterfly net of pop.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I've no idea what's happened here.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29It's supposed to be KC and the Sunshine Band.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31A particularly disgruntled KC is there,
0:00:31 > 0:00:33but where are the Sunshine Band?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35A problem at immigration, perhaps?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# Everybody wants you
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# Everybody wants your love
0:00:51 > 0:00:55# I'd just like to make you mine
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# All mine
0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na
0:01:02 > 0:01:05# Baby, give it up, give it up
0:01:05 > 0:01:07# Baby, give it up
0:01:07 > 0:01:10# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na
0:01:10 > 0:01:12# Baby, give it up, give it up
0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Baby, give it up
0:01:22 > 0:01:26# Everybody sees you
0:01:26 > 0:01:30# Everybody looks and stares
0:01:30 > 0:01:33# I'd just like to make you mine
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# All mine
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Baby, give it up, give it up
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# Baby, give it up
0:01:45 > 0:01:48# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na
0:01:48 > 0:01:51# Baby, give it up, give it up
0:01:51 > 0:01:53# Baby, give it up
0:01:56 > 0:01:57# Give it up
0:02:03 > 0:02:05# Give it up
0:02:23 > 0:02:26# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na
0:02:26 > 0:02:28# Baby, give it up, give it up
0:02:28 > 0:02:31# Baby, give it up
0:02:31 > 0:02:34# Na na, na na, na na na na Na, na, na
0:02:34 > 0:02:36# Baby give it up, give it up
0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Baby, give it up
0:02:38 > 0:02:41# Can you give it Can you give it, give it up?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Come on, baby, I need your love
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# Give it up, baby, give it up
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# Do you know I want it, baby?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51# Come on, baby, I want your love
0:02:51 > 0:02:53# Give it up, baby, give it up
0:02:53 > 0:02:56# Give it up, some of your love
0:02:56 > 0:02:58# Come on and play the game of love
0:02:58 > 0:03:01# Give it up, baby, give it up
0:03:01 > 0:03:04# Can I touch you Can I love you? #
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Very strange. As is this.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Grown adults still remember being spooked by this as kids,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13and can remember exactly where they were when they saw it.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16So can I. At home watching Top of the Pops, obviously. D'uh!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21# Zoo time is she and you time
0:03:21 > 0:03:23# The mammals are your favourite type
0:03:23 > 0:03:25# And you want her tonight
0:03:25 > 0:03:28# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
0:03:28 > 0:03:31# You hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos
0:03:31 > 0:03:32# Elephants and tacky tigers
0:03:32 > 0:03:36# This town ain't big enough for the both of us
0:03:36 > 0:03:39# And it ain't me who's going to leave
0:03:48 > 0:03:51# Flying, domestic flying
0:03:51 > 0:03:53# And when the stewardess is near
0:03:53 > 0:03:55# Do not show any fear
0:03:55 > 0:03:57# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
0:03:57 > 0:04:00# You are a khaki-coloured bombardier
0:04:00 > 0:04:02# It's Hiroshima that you're nearing
0:04:02 > 0:04:04# This town ain't big enough for both of us
0:04:05 > 0:04:08# And it ain't me who's going to leave
0:04:14 > 0:04:16# Daily, except for Sunday
0:04:16 > 0:04:18# You dawdle into the cafe
0:04:18 > 0:04:21# Where you meet her each day
0:04:21 > 0:04:22# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
0:04:22 > 0:04:25# As 20 cannibals have hold of you
0:04:25 > 0:04:27# They need their protein Just like you do
0:04:27 > 0:04:30# This town ain't big enough for the both of us
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# And it ain't me who's going to leave
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# A-oo-oo-ooh!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06# Shower, another shower
0:05:06 > 0:05:09# You've got to look your best for her and be clean everywhere
0:05:09 > 0:05:12# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
0:05:12 > 0:05:15# The rain is pouring on the foreign town
0:05:15 > 0:05:17# The bullets cannot cut you down
0:05:17 > 0:05:20# This town ain't big enough for the both of us. #
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Should have been characters in Little Britain, shouldn't they?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Everything But The Girl next, named after a furniture shop in Hull,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28but then all our high streets were different back then,
0:05:28 > 0:05:30weren't they, Mary Portas?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33# I step off the train
0:05:33 > 0:05:37# I'm walking down your street again
0:05:37 > 0:05:41# And past your door
0:05:41 > 0:05:45# But you don't live there anymore
0:05:45 > 0:05:49# It's years since you've been there
0:05:50 > 0:05:55# Now you've disappeared somewhere
0:05:55 > 0:05:57# Like outer space
0:05:57 > 0:06:01# You've found some better place And I miss you
0:06:04 > 0:06:07# Like the deserts miss the rain
0:06:07 > 0:06:11# And I miss you, oh
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# Like the deserts miss the rain
0:06:17 > 0:06:20# Could you be dead?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24# You always were two steps ahead
0:06:24 > 0:06:28# Of everyone
0:06:28 > 0:06:31# We'd walk behind while you would run
0:06:31 > 0:06:36# I look up at your house
0:06:36 > 0:06:42# And I can almost hear you shout down to me
0:06:42 > 0:06:46# Where I always used to be
0:06:46 > 0:06:48# And I miss you
0:06:50 > 0:06:56# Like the deserts miss the rain And I miss you
0:06:59 > 0:07:01# Like the deserts miss the rain
0:07:03 > 0:07:07# Back on the train
0:07:07 > 0:07:10# I ask why did I come again?
0:07:10 > 0:07:14# Can I confess?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18# I've been hanging round your old address
0:07:18 > 0:07:22# And the years have proved
0:07:23 > 0:07:27# To offer nothing since you moved
0:07:27 > 0:07:30# You're long gone
0:07:31 > 0:07:33# But I can't move on
0:07:33 > 0:07:35# And I miss you
0:07:36 > 0:07:41# Oh-ho Like the deserts miss the rain
0:07:41 > 0:07:45# And I miss you, yeah
0:07:45 > 0:07:49# Like the deserts miss the rain Yeah, I miss you
0:07:50 > 0:07:53# I step off the train
0:07:53 > 0:07:58# I'm walking down your street again
0:07:58 > 0:08:01# Past your door
0:08:01 > 0:08:05# I guess you don't live there any more
0:08:05 > 0:08:09# It's years since you've been there
0:08:10 > 0:08:14# And now you've disappeared somewhere
0:08:14 > 0:08:17# Like outer space
0:08:17 > 0:08:22# You've found some better place And I miss you
0:08:24 > 0:08:28# Like the deserts miss the rain
0:08:28 > 0:08:31# And I miss you, yeah... #
0:08:31 > 0:08:35OK, let's have a lingering close-up of dreamboat Cliff, now.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Yum! Bit pallid though, isn't he?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Fortunately he's been positioned under a sun-lamp
0:08:40 > 0:08:43and had a lovely bronze tinge by the end of the show.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48# Came to nothing at all, my love
0:08:49 > 0:08:53# When I woke up to find
0:08:53 > 0:08:57# You were no longer mine
0:08:59 > 0:09:03# All my love
0:09:03 > 0:09:09# Thrown away after all this time
0:09:09 > 0:09:13# Now there's no place for me
0:09:13 > 0:09:17# In the future, you see
0:09:17 > 0:09:21# I don't understand you
0:09:21 > 0:09:25# I've done all I can do
0:09:25 > 0:09:31# Tell me, how could I give you more
0:09:31 > 0:09:36# More than all my love
0:09:37 > 0:09:41# All my love
0:09:41 > 0:09:47# Came to nothing at all, my love
0:09:47 > 0:09:51# When I woke up to find
0:09:51 > 0:09:55# You were no longer mine
0:09:57 > 0:10:02# All my love
0:10:02 > 0:10:07# Thrown away after all this time
0:10:07 > 0:10:11# Now there's no place for me
0:10:11 > 0:10:15# In the future, you see
0:10:15 > 0:10:19# I don't understand you
0:10:19 > 0:10:23# I've done all I can do
0:10:23 > 0:10:29# Tell me how could I give you more
0:10:30 > 0:10:37# More than all my love
0:10:37 > 0:10:43# Thrown away after all this time
0:10:43 > 0:10:47# Now there's no place for me
0:10:47 > 0:10:51# In the future, you see
0:10:51 > 0:10:55# I don't understand you
0:10:55 > 0:10:59# I've done all I can do
0:10:59 > 0:11:05# Tell me, how could I give you more? #
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Yes, high octane thrills there(!)
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Ooh, a classic now from Cockney Rebel. A taciturn bunch,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13but eventually bassist George Ford's good humour
0:11:13 > 0:11:17proves infectious and Steve is made to smile.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19# You've done it all
0:11:19 > 0:11:22# You've broken every code
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- # And pulled the rebel to the floor - Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba
0:11:28 > 0:11:30# Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba
0:11:30 > 0:11:33# You spoilt the game
0:11:33 > 0:11:36# No matter what you say
0:11:37 > 0:11:43# For only metal, what a bore
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- # Ooh, la-la-la - Blue eyes, blue eyes
0:11:46 > 0:11:53- # Ooh, la-la-la - How can you tell so many lies?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56# Oh-oh Come up and see me
0:11:56 > 0:12:00# Make me smile
0:12:00 > 0:12:03# I'll do what you want
0:12:03 > 0:12:07# Running wild
0:12:09 > 0:12:11# There's nothing left
0:12:11 > 0:12:16# All gone and run away
0:12:16 > 0:12:20# Maybe you'll tarry for a little while
0:12:20 > 0:12:22# Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba
0:12:22 > 0:12:24# There's nothing left
0:12:24 > 0:12:27# My faith in everything
0:12:28 > 0:12:34# I know what faith is And what it's worth
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- # Resist, resist - Ooh, la-la-la
0:12:38 > 0:12:45# It's from yourself you have to hide, oh-oh
0:12:45 > 0:12:47# Come up and see me
0:12:47 > 0:12:52# Make me smile
0:12:52 > 0:12:54# I'll do what you want
0:12:54 > 0:12:58# Running wild. #
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Guitar!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# There ain't no more
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# You've taken everything
0:13:36 > 0:13:41- # From my belief in Mother Earth - Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba
0:13:41 > 0:13:43# Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# And spoilt the game
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# And my faith in everything
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Now, I know what faith is again
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# And what it's worth
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- # Ooh, la-la-la - Away, away
0:13:59 > 0:14:06# And don't say maybe you'll try, oh-oh
0:14:06 > 0:14:08# To come up and see me
0:14:08 > 0:14:12# Make me smile, oh-oh
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# I'll do what you want
0:14:14 > 0:14:19# Running wild
0:14:21 > 0:14:24# Ooh, la-la-la
0:14:24 > 0:14:27# Ooh, la-la-la
0:14:27 > 0:14:31# Ooh-ah
0:14:31 > 0:14:38# Come up and see me Make me smile
0:14:38 > 0:14:42# I'll do what you want Running wild. #
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yes, the guitar solo, hilarious apparently.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46But why was there a plumber on piano?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48OK, anniversary time now.
0:14:48 > 0:14:5030 years ago, The Jam were number one with this
0:14:50 > 0:14:54and celebrated by hiring a lab technician to play tambourine.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56And you keep seeing Paul's chewing gum here.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57You don't want that, do you?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00# Better stop dreaming of the quiet life
0:15:00 > 0:15:02# Cos it's the one we'll never know
0:15:02 > 0:15:04# And quit running for the runaway bus
0:15:04 > 0:15:06# Cos those rosy days are few
0:15:06 > 0:15:09# And stop apologising
0:15:09 > 0:15:11# For the things you've never done
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# Cos time is short and life is cruel
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# But it's up to us to change
0:15:16 > 0:15:18# This town called malice
0:15:26 > 0:15:30# Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
0:15:30 > 0:15:32# And a hundred lonely housewives
0:15:32 > 0:15:35# Clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
0:15:35 > 0:15:40# Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# It's enough to make you stop believing
0:15:42 > 0:15:44# When tears come fast and furious
0:15:44 > 0:15:46# In a town called malice
0:15:46 > 0:15:48# Yeah-ea-eah!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
0:15:57 > 0:15:58# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
0:15:58 > 0:16:01# Whoah, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
0:16:01 > 0:16:03# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
0:16:03 > 0:16:08# Struggle after struggle, year after year
0:16:08 > 0:16:10# The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice
0:16:10 > 0:16:12# I'm almost stone-cold dead
0:16:12 > 0:16:14# In a town called malice
0:16:14 > 0:16:17# Oo-ooh, yeah!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25# A whole street's belief
0:16:25 > 0:16:27# In Sunday's roast beef
0:16:27 > 0:16:31# Gets dashed against the Co-op
0:16:32 > 0:16:34# To either cut down on beer or the kids' new gear
0:16:34 > 0:16:38# It's a big decision in a town called malice
0:16:38 > 0:16:40# Oo-ooh, yeah!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52# Ooh. #
0:16:52 > 0:16:56With a collar that inspired Harry Hill's shirts and an audience
0:16:56 > 0:16:59not quite big enough to go all the way round her, Gloria Gaynor.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02And look for the girl in the white hat with her arms folded.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Boy, is she underwhelmed.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11# Now if you feel that you can't go on
0:17:11 > 0:17:15# Because all of your hope is gone
0:17:15 > 0:17:18# And your life is filled with confusion
0:17:18 > 0:17:22# And happiness is just an illusion
0:17:22 > 0:17:26# And your world around is tumblin' down
0:17:26 > 0:17:30# Darling, reach out
0:17:30 > 0:17:35# Reach out, for me
0:17:38 > 0:17:42# I'll be there
0:17:42 > 0:17:46# To love and comfort you
0:17:46 > 0:17:49# I'll be there
0:17:49 > 0:17:53# With a love that'll see you through
0:17:55 > 0:17:58# Say if you're lost and about to give up
0:17:58 > 0:18:02# Cos your best just ain't good enough
0:18:02 > 0:18:06# When you feel the world has gone cold
0:18:06 > 0:18:10# And you're drifting out on your own
0:18:10 > 0:18:14# When you need a hand to hold
0:18:14 > 0:18:19# Darling, reach out, oh
0:18:19 > 0:18:22# Reach out for me
0:18:26 > 0:18:30# I'll be there
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- # To love and comfort you - # Oh, take me, baby
0:18:34 > 0:18:38# I'll be there
0:18:38 > 0:18:41# With a love that'll see you through
0:18:43 > 0:18:47# I'll be there
0:18:47 > 0:18:51# To love and comfort you
0:18:51 > 0:18:54# I'll be there
0:18:54 > 0:18:58# With a love that'll see you through
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# I can tell the way you hang your head
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# You're without love
0:19:03 > 0:19:05# Now you're afraid
0:19:05 > 0:19:09# And through your tears you look around
0:19:09 > 0:19:13# But there's no peace of mind to be found
0:19:13 > 0:19:14# I know what you're thinking
0:19:14 > 0:19:16# You're without love, and now you're alone
0:19:16 > 0:19:21# Baby, reach out, oh
0:19:21 > 0:19:25# Reach out for me
0:19:29 > 0:19:32# I'll be there
0:19:32 > 0:19:36# To love and comfort you. #
0:19:36 > 0:19:39And the classics just keep on coming.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Something Inside So Strong.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Maybe the coat hanger's still in the back of his jacket,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45judging by the fit of it.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49# The higher you build your barriers
0:19:51 > 0:19:54# The taller I become
0:19:57 > 0:20:00# The farther you take my rights away
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# The faster I will run
0:20:08 > 0:20:10# You can deny me
0:20:10 > 0:20:17# You can decide to turn your face away
0:20:20 > 0:20:22# No matter, cos there's
0:20:22 > 0:20:25# Something inside so strong
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# I know that I can make it
0:20:30 > 0:20:34# Though you're doing me wrong, so wrong
0:20:34 > 0:20:39# You thought that my pride was gone, oh, no
0:20:39 > 0:20:43# There's something inside so strong
0:20:43 > 0:20:49# Oh-oh-oh, something inside so strong
0:20:53 > 0:20:56# The more you refuse to hear my voice
0:20:56 > 0:20:59# O-way-O-way-O-way-oh
0:20:59 > 0:21:02# The louder I will sing
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# You hide behind walls of Jericho
0:21:07 > 0:21:10# O-way-O-way-O-way-oh
0:21:10 > 0:21:13# Your lies will come tumbling
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# Deny my place in time
0:21:18 > 0:21:22# You squander wealth that's mine
0:21:22 > 0:21:26# My light will shine so brightly
0:21:26 > 0:21:30# It will blind you, because there's
0:21:30 > 0:21:33# Something inside so strong
0:21:35 > 0:21:39# I know that I can make it
0:21:39 > 0:21:41# Though you're doing me wrong, so wrong
0:21:41 > 0:21:46# You thought that my pride was gone, oh no
0:21:48 > 0:21:52# There's something inside so strong
0:21:52 > 0:21:57# Oh-oh-oh, something inside so strong
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# Brothers and sisters
0:22:27 > 0:22:30# When they insist we're just not good enough
0:22:35 > 0:22:38# Well, we know better
0:22:38 > 0:22:40# Just look 'em in the eyes and say
0:22:40 > 0:22:44# We're gonna do it anyway
0:22:44 > 0:22:47# We're gonna do it anyway
0:22:47 > 0:22:50# We're gonna do it anyway
0:22:50 > 0:22:54# We're gonna do it anyway
0:22:54 > 0:22:58# Because there's something inside so strong
0:23:00 > 0:23:04# I know that I can make it
0:23:04 > 0:23:06# Though you're doing me wrong, so wrong
0:23:06 > 0:23:12# You thought that my pride was gone, oh no. #
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Next up, it's Dizzee Rascal with a holiday checklist.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17This was when he was after Judith Chalmers' job.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21When TV bosses wanted holiday shows to have a more urban feel.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24# Yo, yo, get your passport and your bikini
0:23:24 > 0:23:26# You need a holiday, come see me
0:23:26 > 0:23:28# I know you're tired Of the same old scenery
0:23:28 > 0:23:30# And I could change all that so easily
0:23:30 > 0:23:32# Don't worry about a thing, girl, take a chance
0:23:32 > 0:23:34# I'll take you to the south of France, like Cannes
0:23:34 > 0:23:37# If anybody can, I can Or we can go shopping in Milan
0:23:37 > 0:23:39# I just hope you understand I hope you see clear
0:23:39 > 0:23:41# It really don't matter how far or near
0:23:41 > 0:23:44# Cos there's no distance that could stop my persistence
0:23:44 > 0:23:45# It's just a few days in the year Plus, I got clout
0:23:45 > 0:23:48# So let's ride out We ain't gotta fly
0:23:48 > 0:23:49# We can just drive out
0:23:49 > 0:23:51# We can have a rave up or we can hide out
0:23:51 > 0:23:54# I don't tell nobody Let them find out
0:23:54 > 0:23:56# If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away
0:23:56 > 0:24:00# Drive away, get away We can go to the club, or hide away
0:24:00 > 0:24:02# We can do what you want to, baby
0:24:02 > 0:24:04# If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away
0:24:04 > 0:24:08# Drive away, take a holiday We can do what you want or hide away
0:24:08 > 0:24:10# We can do what you want to, baby
0:24:10 > 0:24:12# I know you're really busy And I know you've got plans
0:24:12 > 0:24:15# But are you really too busy for a sun tan?
0:24:15 > 0:24:16# I ain't talking about walking down the high street
0:24:16 > 0:24:18# I'm talking about laying on a bright white beach
0:24:18 > 0:24:20# With a pina colada Or whatever you'd rather
0:24:20 > 0:24:22# White wine, that's fine Just give me a lager
0:24:22 > 0:24:24# Then after, we'll take a truck To the night spot
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- # The hot spot, the top spot - Party around the clock
0:24:26 > 0:24:28# And when we get there It's strictly VIP
0:24:28 > 0:24:31# No need for ID, security know me
0:24:31 > 0:24:33# No waiting in line No high entry fee
0:24:33 > 0:24:35# Don't worry about nothing When you're beside
0:24:35 > 0:24:36# I'll get you lively, loosen you up
0:24:36 > 0:24:39# Have a bit of champagne It'll boost you up
0:24:39 > 0:24:41# I want to move you up I want to take you away
0:24:41 > 0:24:42# So in other words, darling What do you say?
0:24:42 > 0:24:46# If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away, drive away
0:24:46 > 0:24:49# Get away We can go to the club or hide away
0:24:49 > 0:24:51# We can do what you want to, baby
0:24:51 > 0:24:54# If you ain't doing nothing Let's fly away, drive away
0:24:54 > 0:24:57# Take a holiday We can go to the club or hide away
0:24:57 > 0:25:04# We can do what you want to, baby...
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- # OK - Do what you want to, baby
0:25:08 > 0:25:09# Give it to her
0:25:09 > 0:25:14# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:25:14 > 0:25:17# Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it to her
0:25:17 > 0:25:20# Ahhhhhhhh!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23# Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Come on, come on
0:25:23 > 0:25:27# Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- # Come on, come on - # Do what you want to
0:25:29 > 0:25:33# Do what you want to Do what you want to, baby
0:25:33 > 0:25:38# Bounce, bounce, come on Hey, ho, hey, ho
0:25:38 > 0:25:42# Hey, ho, hey, ho
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- # Hey - # Do what you want to
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- # Hey - # Do what you want to. #
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Right, some classic punk now,
0:25:48 > 0:25:51from the cherished and much-missed Poly Styrene.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53And don't worry about that sax.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56It was supposed to sound like that. That's what punk was all about.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00# I clambered over mounds and mounds
0:26:00 > 0:26:04# Of polystyrene foam
0:26:04 > 0:26:07# Then fell into a swimming pool
0:26:07 > 0:26:10# Filled with fairy snow
0:26:10 > 0:26:12# And watched the world turn
0:26:12 > 0:26:14# Day-glo, you know, you know
0:26:14 > 0:26:19# The world turned day-glo, you know
0:26:21 > 0:26:22# Uh-oh
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# I wrenched the nylon curtains back
0:26:30 > 0:26:34# As far as they would go
0:26:34 > 0:26:37# Then peered through perspex window panes
0:26:37 > 0:26:39# At the acrylic road
0:26:39 > 0:26:42# And watched the world turn
0:26:42 > 0:26:44# Day-glo, you know, you know
0:26:44 > 0:26:50# The world turned day-glo, you know
0:26:51 > 0:26:53# Uh-oh
0:26:57 > 0:27:01# I drove my polypropylene car
0:27:01 > 0:27:04# On wheels of sponge
0:27:04 > 0:27:07# Then pulled into a Wimpy bar
0:27:07 > 0:27:09# To have a rubber bun
0:27:09 > 0:27:12# And watched the world turn
0:27:12 > 0:27:14# Day-glo, you know, you know
0:27:14 > 0:27:19# The world turned day-glo, you know
0:27:21 > 0:27:22# Uh-oh
0:27:41 > 0:27:45# The world turn day-glo, you know, you know
0:27:45 > 0:27:50# The world turned day-glo, you know
0:27:51 > 0:27:52# Uh-oh
0:27:58 > 0:28:01# The X-rays were penetrating
0:28:01 > 0:28:04# Through the latex breeze
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# Synthetic fibre see-through leaves
0:28:07 > 0:28:10# Fell from the rayon trees
0:28:10 > 0:28:15# The day the world turned day-glo, you know, you know
0:28:15 > 0:28:19# The world turned day-glo, you know, you know
0:28:19 > 0:28:23# The world turned day-glo, you know, you know
0:28:23 > 0:28:27# The world turned day-glo, you know. #
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Wow, groovy camera effects, guys.
0:28:29 > 0:28:30Here's Robert Palmer now,
0:28:30 > 0:28:33in a new jacket off the market he's keen to show off.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35And is that Robert Lindsay as Citizen Smith?
0:28:35 > 0:28:38# Some guys have all the luck
0:28:39 > 0:28:41# Some guys get all the fun
0:28:43 > 0:28:46# Some guys have all the luck
0:28:46 > 0:28:48# All the luck, woo-hoo
0:28:48 > 0:28:52# What you going to do when your luck begins to run?
0:28:52 > 0:28:55# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:28:55 > 0:28:59# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:28:59 > 0:29:03# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:29:07 > 0:29:10# Ooh, such a lucky dog
0:29:10 > 0:29:11# It's good luck, push it
0:29:13 > 0:29:16# I get turned on by everything you do to me
0:29:16 > 0:29:18# Don't say you shouldn't do that
0:29:18 > 0:29:20# Push your hard luck hard, push it
0:29:22 > 0:29:26# Ow, to take a kiss from Lady Luck tonight
0:29:26 > 0:29:29# Oh, yeah, I want to so much
0:29:29 > 0:29:31# Ooh, the way it feels when you find out
0:29:31 > 0:29:33# There's a pearl in it
0:29:33 > 0:29:35# Girl, the way it feels when you get it
0:29:35 > 0:29:38# Some guys have all the luck
0:29:38 > 0:29:42# Some guys get all the fun
0:29:42 > 0:29:47# I get to hear you talk, see you walk
0:29:47 > 0:29:51# Ooh, take me in your arms and let your luck begin to run
0:30:04 > 0:30:07# I touch you, all right
0:30:08 > 0:30:11# I thought my luck had held until you fingered me
0:30:11 > 0:30:15# We make a right impression when you hold me tight
0:30:15 > 0:30:17# Wait for a break, my lucky charm
0:30:17 > 0:30:21# Things are looking up all right, all right
0:30:21 > 0:30:25# Ow, to taste the lips of Lady Luck tonight
0:30:25 > 0:30:28# Oh, yeah, I want to so much
0:30:28 > 0:30:30# Ooh, the way it feels when you find out
0:30:30 > 0:30:32# There's a pearl in it
0:30:32 > 0:30:34# Girl, the way you squeal when you get it
0:30:34 > 0:30:37# Some guys have all the luck
0:30:37 > 0:30:40# Some guys get all the breaks
0:30:41 > 0:30:46# I get to roll my dice, ain't it nice
0:30:46 > 0:30:48# Ooh, take me in your kitchen and we'll play
0:30:48 > 0:30:50# For higher stakes
0:30:50 > 0:30:54# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:30:54 > 0:30:58# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:30:58 > 0:31:02# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:31:03 > 0:31:07# Some guys have all the luck
0:31:07 > 0:31:11# Some guys get all the fun
0:31:11 > 0:31:17# I get to hear you talk, see you walk. #
0:31:17 > 0:31:20The Mike Baldwin of pop, Robert Palmer.
0:31:20 > 0:31:21UB40 now.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24"I am the one in ten," sings Ali Campbell. Liar!
0:31:24 > 0:31:25There's only eight of them.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29Including a young Jim McDonald from Coronation Street on sax.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41# I am the one in ten
0:31:41 > 0:31:43# A number on a list
0:31:43 > 0:31:45# I am the one in ten
0:31:45 > 0:31:47# Even though I don't exist
0:31:47 > 0:31:49# Nobody knows me
0:31:49 > 0:31:51# But I'm always there
0:31:51 > 0:31:52# A statistic, a reminder
0:31:52 > 0:31:56# Of a world that doesn't care
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# My arms enfold the dole queue
0:32:11 > 0:32:13# Malnutrition dulls my hair
0:32:13 > 0:32:15# My eyes are black and lifeless
0:32:15 > 0:32:16# With an underprivileged stare
0:32:16 > 0:32:18# I'm the beggar on the corner
0:32:18 > 0:32:20# Will no-one spare a dime?
0:32:20 > 0:32:22# I'm the child that never learns to read
0:32:22 > 0:32:25# Cos no-one spared the time
0:32:25 > 0:32:27# I am the one in ten
0:32:27 > 0:32:28# A number on a list
0:32:28 > 0:32:30# I am the one in ten
0:32:30 > 0:32:33# Even though I don't exist
0:32:33 > 0:32:35# Nobody knows me
0:32:35 > 0:32:36# But I'm always there
0:32:36 > 0:32:38# A statistic, a reminder
0:32:38 > 0:32:41# Of a world that doesn't care
0:32:55 > 0:32:56# I'm the murderer, the victim
0:32:56 > 0:32:58# And the licence with a gun
0:32:58 > 0:33:00# I'm a sad and bruised old lady
0:33:00 > 0:33:02# In an alley in a slum
0:33:02 > 0:33:04# I'm a middle-aged businessman
0:33:04 > 0:33:06# With chronic heart disease
0:33:06 > 0:33:09# I'm another teenage suicide
0:33:09 > 0:33:12- # In a street that has no trees - # I am the one in ten
0:33:12 > 0:33:14# A number on a list
0:33:14 > 0:33:16# I am the one in ten
0:33:16 > 0:33:18# Even though I don't exist
0:33:18 > 0:33:20# Nobody knows me
0:33:20 > 0:33:22# But I'm always there
0:33:22 > 0:33:23# A statistic, a reminder
0:33:23 > 0:33:27# Of a world that doesn't care
0:33:40 > 0:33:41# I'm a starving Third World mother
0:33:41 > 0:33:43# A refugee without a home
0:33:43 > 0:33:45# I'm a housewife hooked on Valium
0:33:45 > 0:33:47# I'm a pensioner alone
0:33:47 > 0:33:49# I'm a cancer-ridden spectre
0:33:49 > 0:33:51# That's covering the earth
0:33:51 > 0:33:52# I'm another hungry baby
0:33:52 > 0:33:56# I'm an accident of birth
0:33:56 > 0:33:57# I am the one in ten
0:33:57 > 0:33:59# A number on a list
0:33:59 > 0:34:01# I am the one in ten
0:34:01 > 0:34:03# Even though I don't exist
0:34:03 > 0:34:05# Nobody knows me
0:34:05 > 0:34:07# But I'm always there
0:34:07 > 0:34:09# A statistic, a reminder
0:34:09 > 0:34:12# Of a world that doesn't care
0:34:25 > 0:34:27# I am the one in ten
0:34:27 > 0:34:29# A number on a list. #
0:34:29 > 0:34:34UB40. A statistical reminder of a world that doesn't care.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37Yeah, whatever! Wonderful single from All Saints next.
0:34:37 > 0:34:41Big fans of the band Madness, hence the trousers.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43Baggy. Baggy Trousers? Oh, suit yourself.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45# I've crossed the deserts for miles
0:34:45 > 0:34:48# Swam water for time
0:34:48 > 0:34:50# Searching places to find
0:34:50 > 0:34:53# A piece of something to call mine
0:34:53 > 0:34:55# I'm coming, I'm coming
0:34:55 > 0:34:59- # A piece of something to call mine - # I'm coming
0:34:59 > 0:35:03# Coming closer to you
0:35:03 > 0:35:05# Went along many moors
0:35:05 > 0:35:07# Walked through many doors
0:35:07 > 0:35:09# The place where I want to be
0:35:09 > 0:35:14- # Is the place I can call mine - # I'm coming, I'm coming
0:35:14 > 0:35:16- # Is the place I can call mine - # I'm coming
0:35:16 > 0:35:20# I'm coming, coming closer to you
0:35:20 > 0:35:22# I'm moving, I'm coming
0:35:22 > 0:35:24# Can you hear what I hear?
0:35:24 > 0:35:27# It's calling you, my dear
0:35:27 > 0:35:29- # Out of reach - # Out of reach
0:35:29 > 0:35:31# Take me to my beach
0:35:31 > 0:35:34# I can hear it, calling you
0:35:34 > 0:35:36# I'm coming, not drowning
0:35:36 > 0:35:39# Swimming closer to you
0:35:50 > 0:35:52# Never been here before
0:35:52 > 0:35:55# I'm intrigued, I'm unsure
0:35:55 > 0:35:57# I'm searching for more
0:35:57 > 0:36:01# I've got something that's all mine
0:36:01 > 0:36:05# I've got something that's all mine
0:36:09 > 0:36:11# Take me somewhere I can breathe
0:36:11 > 0:36:13# I've got so much to see
0:36:13 > 0:36:15# This is where I want to be
0:36:15 > 0:36:20# In a place I can call mine
0:36:20 > 0:36:25# In a place I can call mine
0:36:27 > 0:36:29# I'm moving, I'm coming
0:36:29 > 0:36:31# Can you hear what I hear?
0:36:31 > 0:36:33# It's calling you, my dear
0:36:33 > 0:36:36- # Out of reach - # Out of reach
0:36:36 > 0:36:37# Take me to my beach
0:36:37 > 0:36:41# I can hear it, calling you
0:36:41 > 0:36:43# I'm coming, not drowning
0:36:43 > 0:36:46# Swimming closer to you
0:36:46 > 0:36:48# I'm moving, I'm coming
0:36:48 > 0:36:50# Can you hear what I hear?
0:36:50 > 0:36:53# It's calling you, my dear
0:36:53 > 0:36:55- # Out of reach - # Out of reach
0:36:55 > 0:36:57# Take me to my beach
0:36:57 > 0:37:00# I can hear it, calling you
0:37:00 > 0:37:02# I'm coming, not drowning
0:37:02 > 0:37:05# Swimming closer to you
0:37:05 > 0:37:07# I'm moving, I'm coming
0:37:07 > 0:37:09# Can you hear what I hear?
0:37:09 > 0:37:12# It's calling you, my dear
0:37:12 > 0:37:14# Out of reach # Out of reach
0:37:14 > 0:37:16# Bring me to my beach
0:37:16 > 0:37:19# I can hear it calling you
0:37:19 > 0:37:22# I'm coming, not drowning. #
0:37:22 > 0:37:23Girls, you've got four yeses.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27And now here's a self-help group of recovering mullet addicts,
0:37:27 > 0:37:29doing their best to look relaxed
0:37:29 > 0:37:32underneath some half-dismantled decorator's scaffolding.
0:37:32 > 0:37:35# Welcome to your life
0:37:36 > 0:37:40# There's no turning back
0:37:41 > 0:37:44# Even while we sleep
0:37:45 > 0:37:47# We will find you
0:37:47 > 0:37:51# Acting on your best behaviour
0:37:51 > 0:37:56# Turn your back on Mother Nature
0:37:56 > 0:38:01# Everybody wants to rule the world
0:38:11 > 0:38:14# It's my own design
0:38:15 > 0:38:19# It's my own remorse
0:38:19 > 0:38:23# Help me to decide
0:38:23 > 0:38:30# Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure
0:38:30 > 0:38:34# Nothing ever lasts forever
0:38:34 > 0:38:40# Everybody wants to rule the world
0:38:40 > 0:38:43# There's a room where the light won't find you
0:38:43 > 0:38:47# Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
0:38:47 > 0:38:52# When they do I'll be right behind you
0:38:52 > 0:38:56# So glad we've almost made it
0:38:56 > 0:39:00# So sad they had to fade it
0:39:00 > 0:39:06# Everybody wants to rule the world
0:39:51 > 0:39:55# I can't stand this indecision
0:39:55 > 0:39:59# Married with a lack of vision
0:39:59 > 0:40:05# Everybody wants to rule the world
0:40:05 > 0:40:09# Say that you'll never, never, never, never need it
0:40:09 > 0:40:13# One headline, why believe it?
0:40:13 > 0:40:19# Everybody wants to rule the world
0:40:25 > 0:40:30# All for freedom and for pleasure
0:40:30 > 0:40:34# Nothing ever lasts forever
0:40:34 > 0:40:40# Everybody wants to rule the world. #
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Neneh Cherry now, with two entertainers
0:40:57 > 0:41:01who got lost en route to a five-year-old's birthday party.
0:41:01 > 0:41:05Oh, dear! And to make matters worse, all Neneh's gramophones have broken.
0:41:05 > 0:41:10Let's hope that engineer at the back mends one before the song ends.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12# Who's that gigolo on the street?
0:41:12 > 0:41:14# With his hands in his pockets and his crocodile feet
0:41:14 > 0:41:16# Hanging off the kerb, looking all disturbed
0:41:16 > 0:41:19# At the boys from home, they all came running
0:41:19 > 0:41:21# They were making noise, manhandling toys
0:41:21 > 0:41:23# That's the girls on the block with the nasty curls
0:41:23 > 0:41:25# Wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws
0:41:25 > 0:41:28# Dropping down their drawers, where did you get yours?
0:41:28 > 0:41:31- # Gigolo - # Huh, sucka?
0:41:31 > 0:41:33# Gigolo
0:41:33 > 0:41:35- # Gigolo - # Huh, sucka?
0:41:37 > 0:41:39# Who's looking good today?
0:41:39 > 0:41:42# Who's looking good in every way?
0:41:42 > 0:41:44# No style rookie
0:41:44 > 0:41:46# You better watch, don't mess with me
0:41:48 > 0:41:52# No money man can win my love
0:41:52 > 0:41:57# It's sweetness that I'm thinking of
0:41:57 > 0:41:59# We always hang in a buffalo stance
0:41:59 > 0:42:01# We do the dive every time we dance
0:42:01 > 0:42:03# I'll give you love, baby, not romance
0:42:03 > 0:42:06# I'll make a move nothing left to chance
0:42:06 > 0:42:09# So don't you get fresh with me
0:42:12 > 0:42:14# Get funky
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- # Yeah, Timmy - # Tell it like it is
0:42:17 > 0:42:19# So you wanted money but you know it's never funny
0:42:19 > 0:42:22# When your shoe's worn through and there's a rumble in your tummy
0:42:22 > 0:42:24# But you had to have style get a gold tooth smile
0:42:24 > 0:42:26# Put a girl on the corner so you can make a pile
0:42:26 > 0:42:28# Committed a crime and went inside
0:42:28 > 0:42:30# It was coming your way but you had to survive
0:42:30 > 0:42:32# When you lost your babe, you lost the race
0:42:32 > 0:42:35# Now you're looking at me to take her place
0:42:35 > 0:42:38# Who's looking good today?
0:42:38 > 0:42:40# Who's looking good in every way?
0:42:40 > 0:42:42# No style rookie
0:42:42 > 0:42:44# You better watch, don't mess with me
0:42:46 > 0:42:50# No money man can win my love
0:42:50 > 0:42:55# It's sweetness that I'm thinking of
0:42:55 > 0:42:58# We always hang in a buffalo stance
0:42:58 > 0:43:00# We do the dive every time we dance
0:43:00 > 0:43:02# I'll give you love, baby, not romance
0:43:02 > 0:43:04# I'll make a move, nothing left to chance
0:43:04 > 0:43:06# So don't you get fresh with me
0:43:08 > 0:43:11# Smokin', not cokin'
0:43:12 > 0:43:14# Get funky, sax
0:43:16 > 0:43:18# Looking good, hanging with the wild bunch
0:43:18 > 0:43:20# Looking good in a buffalo stance
0:43:20 > 0:43:23# Looking good when it comes to the crunch
0:43:23 > 0:43:25# Looking good's a state of mind
0:43:25 > 0:43:27# State of mind, don't look behind you
0:43:27 > 0:43:29# State of mind, or you'll be dead
0:43:29 > 0:43:32# State of mind, may I remind you
0:43:32 > 0:43:33- # Bomb the bass - # Rock this place
0:43:35 > 0:43:39# What is he like? What's he like anyway?
0:43:41 > 0:43:43# Yo, man, what do you expect?
0:43:43 > 0:43:45# The guy's a gigolo, man
0:43:48 > 0:43:49# You know what I mean?
0:43:51 > 0:43:55# No money man can win my love
0:43:55 > 0:44:00# It's sweetness that I'm thinking of
0:44:00 > 0:44:03# We always hang in a buffalo stance
0:44:03 > 0:44:04# We do the dive every time we dance
0:44:04 > 0:44:07# I'll give you love, baby, not romance
0:44:07 > 0:44:09# I'll make a move, nothing left to chance
0:44:09 > 0:44:11# So don't you get fresh with me
0:44:12 > 0:44:16# Wind on my face, sound in my ears
0:44:16 > 0:44:20# Water from my eyes, and you on my mind
0:44:20 > 0:44:27# As I sink, diving down deep, deeper into your soul
0:44:30 > 0:44:33# No money man can win my love
0:44:33 > 0:44:38# It's sweetness that I'm thinking of
0:44:38 > 0:44:41# No money man can win my love. #
0:44:41 > 0:44:44Why would you hang in a buffalo stance?
0:44:44 > 0:44:48Be rather ungainly, wouldn't it? I stick to buffalo mozzarella meself.
0:44:48 > 0:44:51Something new, and rather lovely from irish singer-songwriter
0:44:51 > 0:44:53Lisa Hannigan now.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56She's on the dodgems, I think. Seems to be enjoying it.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58# What'll I do without you around?
0:44:58 > 0:45:01# My words wont pun, My pennies won't pound
0:45:01 > 0:45:03# Oh and my frisbee flies To the ground
0:45:03 > 0:45:05# What'll I do without you?
0:45:05 > 0:45:08# What'll I say without you to talk to?
0:45:08 > 0:45:10# No one to serve Or volley the ball to
0:45:10 > 0:45:13# You write the words But I miss the volume
0:45:13 > 0:45:15# What'll I say without you?
0:45:15 > 0:45:21# Oh, I don't know what to do with myself
0:45:21 > 0:45:25# Now that I'm here and you're gone
0:45:25 > 0:45:27# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
0:45:27 > 0:45:30# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh
0:45:30 > 0:45:34# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey
0:45:34 > 0:45:38# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
0:45:38 > 0:45:40# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh
0:45:40 > 0:45:43# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey
0:45:43 > 0:45:47# What'll I do when you've gone away?
0:45:47 > 0:45:49# My ball wont pin, My records won't play
0:45:49 > 0:45:52# And all of my hours limp into days
0:45:52 > 0:45:54# What'll I do without you?
0:45:54 > 0:45:56# What'll I do now that you're gone?
0:45:56 > 0:45:58# My boat won't row, My bus doesn't come
0:45:58 > 0:46:02# I have the fingers, You've got the thumb,
0:46:02 > 0:46:04# What'll I do without you?
0:46:04 > 0:46:09# Oh I don't know what to do with myself
0:46:09 > 0:46:14Now that I'm here and you're gone
0:46:14 > 0:46:16# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
0:46:16 > 0:46:19# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh
0:46:19 > 0:46:23# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey
0:46:23 > 0:46:26# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
0:46:26 > 0:46:29# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh
0:46:29 > 0:46:32# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey
0:46:38 > 0:46:41# What'll I do without you around?
0:46:41 > 0:46:43# My words won't pun, My pennies won't pound
0:46:43 > 0:46:45# Oh and my frisbee flies To the ground
0:46:45 > 0:46:48# What'll I do without you?
0:46:48 > 0:46:51# Ooh-ooh-ooh
0:46:52 > 0:46:53# Without you
0:46:53 > 0:46:55# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
0:46:55 > 0:46:57# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh
0:46:57 > 0:47:00# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey
0:47:00 > 0:47:02# Without you
0:47:02 > 0:47:04# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
0:47:04 > 0:47:07# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh
0:47:07 > 0:47:11# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey
0:47:11 > 0:47:13# Without you
0:47:13 > 0:47:15# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
0:47:15 > 0:47:17# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh
0:47:17 > 0:47:19# Hey-oh-oh-oh-oh-hey
0:47:19 > 0:47:20# Without you
0:47:20 > 0:47:22# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
0:47:22 > 0:47:25# Hey-ah-ah-ah-ah-eh... #
0:47:25 > 0:47:27And then she was sick.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29Utterly charming, Lisa Hannigan.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31All Saints trouser idols Madness, now,
0:47:31 > 0:47:34styling inspired by the Thompson twins off Tintin,
0:47:34 > 0:47:38and there's a male striptease going on here, for reasons that elude me.
0:47:38 > 0:47:42# Papers in the morning Bowler hat on head
0:47:42 > 0:47:45# Walking to the bus stop He's longing for his bed
0:47:45 > 0:47:48# Waiting with his neighbours In the rush-hour queue
0:47:48 > 0:47:52# Got to get the first bus So much for him to do
0:47:52 > 0:47:56# He's got to hurry Got to get his seat
0:47:56 > 0:48:00# Can't miss his place Got to rest his feet
0:48:00 > 0:48:02# Ten more minutes till he gets there
0:48:02 > 0:48:06# The crossword's nearly done It's getting so hard these days
0:48:06 > 0:48:08# Not nearly so much fun
0:48:08 > 0:48:11# His mind wanders to the office His telephone, desk and chair
0:48:11 > 0:48:15# He's been happy with the company They've treated him real fair
0:48:15 > 0:48:20# Think of seven letters begin and end in C
0:48:20 > 0:48:23# Like a big American car But misspelt with a D
0:48:23 > 0:48:27# I wish this bus'd get a move on Driver's taking his time
0:48:27 > 0:48:29# I just don't know I'll be late
0:48:29 > 0:48:31# Oh dear, what will the boss say?
0:48:31 > 0:48:34# Pull yourself together now Don't get in a state
0:48:34 > 0:48:38# Don't you worry, there's no hurry
0:48:38 > 0:48:42# It's a lovely day Could all be going your way
0:48:42 > 0:48:46# Take the doc's advice Let up, enjoy your life
0:48:46 > 0:48:49# Listen to what they say It's not a game they play
0:49:06 > 0:49:11# Never get there at this rate He's caught up in a jam
0:49:11 > 0:49:14# There's a meeting this morning It's just his luck, oh damn
0:49:14 > 0:49:18# His hand dives in his pocket For his handkerchief
0:49:18 > 0:49:22# Pearls of sweat on his bowler His pulse-beat seems so brief
0:49:22 > 0:49:26# Eyes fall on his wrist-watch the seconds pass real slow
0:49:26 > 0:49:30# Gasping for the hot air but the chest pain, it won't go
0:49:30 > 0:49:33# Tried to ask for help But can't seem to speak a word
0:49:33 > 0:49:37# Words are whispered frantically But don't seem to be heard
0:49:37 > 0:49:41# What about the wife and kids? They all depend on me
0:49:42 > 0:49:45# We're so sorry We told you not to hurry
0:49:45 > 0:49:48# Now it's just too late You've got a certain date
0:49:48 > 0:49:52# We thought we made it clear We all voiced our inner fears
0:49:52 > 0:49:55# We left it up to you There's nothing we can do
0:49:57 > 0:50:03# Don't you worry, There's no hurry... #
0:50:03 > 0:50:06A big number one from Chesney Hawkes next.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08And I remember at the time, if you wanted to look like him,
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Blue Peter showed you how to make his hair
0:50:11 > 0:50:15from Fairy Liquid bottles and sticky-backed plastic.
0:50:15 > 0:50:21# Call me, call me by my name
0:50:21 > 0:50:25# Or call me by number
0:50:25 > 0:50:28# Just put me through
0:50:28 > 0:50:29# I'll still be doing it
0:50:29 > 0:50:31# The way I do it
0:50:31 > 0:50:37# And yet you try to make me forget
0:50:38 > 0:50:40# Who I really am
0:50:42 > 0:50:45# Don't tell me, I'd know best
0:50:45 > 0:50:48# I'm not the same as all the rest
0:50:48 > 0:50:52# I am the one and only
0:50:52 > 0:50:56# Nobody I'd rather be
0:50:56 > 0:51:00# I am the one and only
0:51:00 > 0:51:04# You can't take that away from me
0:51:07 > 0:51:11# I've been a player
0:51:11 > 0:51:14# In the crowd scene
0:51:14 > 0:51:17# A flicker on the big screen
0:51:17 > 0:51:20# My soul embraces
0:51:20 > 0:51:24# One more in a million faces
0:51:24 > 0:51:27# High hopes and aspirations
0:51:27 > 0:51:32# Ideas above my station
0:51:32 > 0:51:35# Maybe, but all this time I've tried
0:51:35 > 0:51:40# To walk with dignity and pride
0:51:40 > 0:51:43# I am the one and only
0:51:43 > 0:51:48# Nobody I'd rather be
0:51:48 > 0:51:52# I am the one and only
0:51:52 > 0:51:56# You can't take that away from me
0:51:56 > 0:52:00# I can't wear this uniform
0:52:00 > 0:52:04# Without some compromises
0:52:04 > 0:52:07# Because you'll find out
0:52:07 > 0:52:08# That we come
0:52:08 > 0:52:11# In different shapes and sizes
0:52:11 > 0:52:17# No one can be myself like I can
0:52:17 > 0:52:21# For this job, I'm the best man
0:52:21 > 0:52:24# And while this may be true
0:52:24 > 0:52:28# You are the one and only you
0:52:44 > 0:52:48# I am the one and only
0:52:48 > 0:52:51# Nobody I'd rather be
0:52:51 > 0:52:52# I am the one and only... #
0:52:52 > 0:52:56The glamorous coiffure of Chesney Hawkes,
0:52:56 > 0:52:59and by way of contrast, with haircuts by the council
0:52:59 > 0:53:02here comes Graham Fellowes as Jilted John,
0:53:02 > 0:53:05with a selection of guitarists from the local drop-in centre,
0:53:05 > 0:53:08and singing one of Gordon Brown's favourites...
0:53:08 > 0:53:10# I've been going out with a girl
0:53:10 > 0:53:12# Her name is Julie
0:53:12 > 0:53:15# But last night she said to me
0:53:15 > 0:53:16# When we were watching telly... #
0:53:18 > 0:53:21This is what she said.
0:53:21 > 0:53:24# She said, listen, John, I love you
0:53:24 > 0:53:26# But there's this bloke I fancy
0:53:26 > 0:53:28# I don't want to two-time you
0:53:28 > 0:53:31# So it's the end for you and me
0:53:34 > 0:53:36# Who's this bloke? I asked her
0:53:36 > 0:53:39# Gordon, she replied
0:53:39 > 0:53:40# Not that puff
0:53:40 > 0:53:42# I said dismayed
0:53:42 > 0:53:44# Yes, but he's no puff, she cried. #
0:53:46 > 0:53:47He's more a man than you'll ever be.
0:53:51 > 0:53:53Here we go, two, three, four.
0:53:57 > 0:54:02# I was so upset that I cried All the way to the chip shop
0:54:02 > 0:54:06# When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
0:54:08 > 0:54:10# And guess who was with him?
0:54:10 > 0:54:13# Yeah, Julie, And they were both laughing at me
0:54:15 > 0:54:17# Oh, she is cruel and heartless
0:54:17 > 0:54:20# To pack me for Gordon
0:54:20 > 0:54:23# Just cos he's better looking Than me
0:54:23 > 0:54:25# Just cos he's cool and trendy
0:54:26 > 0:54:28# But I know he's a moron
0:54:28 > 0:54:30# Gordon is a moron
0:54:30 > 0:54:33# Gordon is a moron
0:54:33 > 0:54:35# Gordon is a moron
0:54:41 > 0:54:44# Here we go, two, three, four
0:54:48 > 0:54:52# She's a..., and he's a creep She is a tart,
0:54:52 > 0:54:54# He's very cheap
0:54:54 > 0:54:55# She is a..., he thinks he's tough
0:54:55 > 0:54:57# She is a..., he is a puff
0:54:57 > 0:55:00# Yeah, yeah, it's not fair
0:55:00 > 0:55:03# Yeah, yeah, it's not fair
0:55:03 > 0:55:06# I'm so upset
0:55:07 > 0:55:09# I'm so upset
0:55:09 > 0:55:10# I'm so upset
0:55:10 > 0:55:11# Yeah, yeah
0:55:13 > 0:55:15# I ought to smash his face in
0:55:15 > 0:55:16# Yeah, yeah, it's not fair
0:55:16 > 0:55:18# But he's much bigger than me, ain't he?
0:55:18 > 0:55:22# I know, I'll get my mate Barry to flatten him... #
0:55:22 > 0:55:25Last one from Coolio, in a Gangsta's Paradise,
0:55:25 > 0:55:27in a lovely colourful chunky-kit cardigan,
0:55:27 > 0:55:30judging by that chubby bloke. It must be chilly there, eh?
0:55:30 > 0:55:32See ya next time,
0:55:32 > 0:55:34# Cos I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that
0:55:34 > 0:55:37# Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
0:55:37 > 0:55:41# But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
0:55:41 > 0:55:43# Me, be treated like a punk, You know that's unheard of
0:55:43 > 0:55:46# You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
0:55:46 > 0:55:50# Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
0:55:50 > 0:55:53# I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc'
0:55:53 > 0:55:55# As they grew I see myself in the pistol smoke
0:55:55 > 0:55:58# Fool, I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
0:55:58 > 0:56:01# On my knees in the night sayin' prayers in the street light
0:56:01 > 0:56:04# Been spending most their lives
0:56:04 > 0:56:08# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:56:08 > 0:56:11# Been spending most their lives
0:56:11 > 0:56:13# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:56:13 > 0:56:16# Keep spending most our lives
0:56:16 > 0:56:20# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:56:20 > 0:56:22# Keep spending most our lives
0:56:22 > 0:56:26# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:56:26 > 0:56:28# They got the situation, They got me facin'
0:56:28 > 0:56:30# I can't live a normal life
0:56:30 > 0:56:33# I was raised by the strip
0:56:33 > 0:56:35# So I gotta be down with the hood team
0:56:35 > 0:56:37# Too much television-watchin' got me chasin' dreams
0:56:37 > 0:56:40# I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
0:56:40 > 0:56:44# MAC-11 in my hand and a gleam in my eye
0:56:44 > 0:56:46# I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, Set-trippin banger
0:56:46 > 0:56:49# And my homies is down, So don't arouse my anger,
0:56:49 > 0:56:52# Fool, death ain't nuthin' but a heartbeat away
0:56:52 > 0:56:56# I'm livin' life do-or-die-a, What can I say?
0:56:56 > 0:56:59# I'm 23 now, But will I live to see 24?
0:56:59 > 0:57:01# The way things are goin' I don't know
0:57:01 > 0:57:05# Tell me why are we,
0:57:05 > 0:57:07# So blind to see
0:57:07 > 0:57:13# That the ones we hurt are you and me?
0:57:13 > 0:57:16# Been spending most their lives
0:57:16 > 0:57:20# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:57:20 > 0:57:22# Been spending most their lives
0:57:22 > 0:57:25# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:57:25 > 0:57:28# Keep spending most our lives
0:57:28 > 0:57:32# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:57:32 > 0:57:35# Keep spending most our lives
0:57:35 > 0:57:38# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:57:38 > 0:57:41# Power and the money, Money and the power
0:57:41 > 0:57:43# Minute after minute, Hour after hour
0:57:43 > 0:57:46# Everybody's runnin' but half of them ain't lookin
0:57:46 > 0:57:49# What's goin on in the kitchen? But I don't know what's cookin'
0:57:49 > 0:57:52# They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
0:57:52 > 0:57:56# If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
0:57:56 > 0:57:58# I guess they can't, I guess they won't
0:57:58 > 0:58:00# I guess they front
0:58:00 > 0:58:03# That's why I got my hand on the pump, fool
0:58:03 > 0:58:04# Been spending most our lives
0:58:04 > 0:58:07# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:58:07 > 0:58:10# Been spending most their lives
0:58:10 > 0:58:14# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:58:14 > 0:58:16# Keep spending most our lives
0:58:16 > 0:58:20# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:58:20 > 0:58:22# Keep spending most our lives
0:58:22 > 0:58:26# Living in the gangsta's paradise
0:58:26 > 0:58:31# Gangsta's paradise... #
0:58:36 > 0:58:39Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd