Christmas 2011

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:00:38. > :00:46.Compliments of the season, Mark Radcliffe here with the traditional

:00:46. > :00:56.baubles of Christmas. A real # He's put a great big smile

:00:56. > :01:04.

:01:04. > :01:11.# You know that sweet Santa Claus # Well, I wish it could be Christmas

:01:11. > :01:18.# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

:01:18. > :01:25.# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day

:01:25. > :01:26.# Let the bells

:01:26. > :01:28.# Ring out

:01:28. > :01:34.# For Christmas

:01:34. > :01:37.# When we're skating in the park

:01:37. > :01:40.# If the snow cloud makes it dark

:01:40. > :01:47.# Then your rosy cheeks gonna light my merry way

:01:47. > :01:50.# Now the frosticles appear

:01:50. > :01:54.# And they've frozen up my beard

:01:54. > :01:56.# So we'll lie by the fire

:01:56. > :02:00.# Till the sleet simply melts 'em all away

:02:00. > :02:08.# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

:02:08. > :02:14.# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

:02:14. > :02:21.# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day

:02:21. > :02:23.# So let the bells

:02:23. > :02:25.# Ring out

:02:25. > :02:35.# For Christmas

:02:35. > :02:54.

:02:54. > :02:57.# When the snowman brings the snow Snowman brings the snow

:02:57. > :03:00.# Well, he just might like to know Just might like to know

:03:00. > :03:06.# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face

:03:06. > :03:11.# So if Santa brings that sleigh Santa brings that sleigh

:03:11. > :03:14.# All along the Milky Way Along the Milky Way

:03:14. > :03:16.# I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow

:03:16. > :03:20.# Then he may decide to stay

:03:20. > :03:27.# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

:03:27. > :03:33.# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

:03:33. > :03:41.# Ohh, I wish it could be Christmas every day

:03:41. > :03:43.# So let the bells

:03:43. > :03:45.# Ring out

:03:45. > :03:49.# For Christmas. #

:03:49. > :03:52.OK, you lot. Take it.

:03:52. > :03:57.# I wish it could be Christmas every day

:03:58. > :03:59.# Christmas, baby

:03:59. > :04:04.# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

:04:04. > :04:11.# I wish it could be Christmas every day

:04:11. > :04:13.# Let the bells

:04:13. > :04:15.# Ring out

:04:15. > :04:19.# For Christmas

:04:19. > :04:23.# Why don't you give

:04:23. > :04:26.# Your love

:04:26. > :04:36.# For Christmas? #

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:04:39. > :04:39.The

:04:39. > :04:39.The top

:04:39. > :04:42.The top Christmas

:04:43. > :04:48.The top Christmas tune of all time I reckon.

:04:48. > :04:52.Next a wintry pop from the frozen world of Abba mainly. The set

:04:52. > :04:59.dressing here is rather fru gismt that's what Chris -- fru gismt

:04:59. > :05:04.that's what Christmas was like in # Honey, I'm still free

:05:04. > :05:10.# If you've got no place to go If you're feeling down

:05:10. > :05:14.# If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown

:05:14. > :05:18.# Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me

:05:18. > :05:23.# Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie

:05:23. > :05:28.# If you put me to the test If you let me try

:05:28. > :05:30.# Take a chance on me

:05:30. > :05:32.# That's all I ask of you, honey

:05:32. > :05:37.# Take a chance on me

:05:37. > :05:39.# We can go dancing

:05:39. > :05:41.# We can go walking

:05:41. > :05:46.# As long as we're together

:05:46. > :05:48.# Listen to some music

:05:48. > :05:50.# Maybe just talking

:05:50. > :05:54.# Get to know you better

:05:54. > :05:57.# Cos you know I've got so much that I wanna do

:05:57. > :06:02.# When I dream I'm alone with you It's magic

:06:02. > :06:06.# You want me to leave it there Afraid of a love affair

:06:06. > :06:10.# But I think you know

:06:10. > :06:14.# That I can't let go

:06:14. > :06:18.# If you change your mind I'm the first in line

:06:18. > :06:23.# Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me

:06:23. > :06:27.# If you need me, let me know Gonna be around

:06:27. > :06:33.# If you've got no place to go If you're feeling down

:06:33. > :06:38.# If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown

:06:38. > :06:42.# Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me

:06:42. > :06:47.# Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie

:06:47. > :06:52.# If you put me to the test If you let me try

:06:52. > :06:56.# Take a chance on me

:06:56. > :07:02.# Come on Give me a break, will you?

:07:02. > :07:03.# Take a chance on me

:07:03. > :07:05.# Oh, you can take your time, baby I'm in no hurry

:07:05. > :07:09.# Know I'm gonna get you

:07:09. > :07:12.# You don't wanna hurt me

:07:12. > :07:13.# Baby, don't worry

:07:14. > :07:18.# I ain't gonna let you

:07:18. > :07:19.# Let me tell you now

:07:19. > :07:21.# My love is strong enough

:07:21. > :07:22.# To last when things are rough

:07:22. > :07:26.# It's magic

:07:26. > :07:27.# You say that I waste my time

:07:27. > :07:29.# But I can't get you off my mind

:07:29. > :07:34.# No, I can't let go

:07:34. > :07:37.# Cos I love you so

:07:38. > :07:42.# If you change your mind I'm the first in line

:07:42. > :07:47.# Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me

:07:47. > :07:51.# If you need me, let me know Gonna be around

:07:51. > :07:57.# If you've got no place to go If you're feeling down

:07:57. > :08:01.# If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown

:08:01. > :08:05.# Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me

:08:05. > :08:10.# Gonna do my very best Baby, can't you see

:08:10. > :08:20.# Gotta put me to the test Take a chance on me... #

:08:20. > :08:25.

:08:25. > :08:25.Cuddling

:08:25. > :08:26.Cuddling together

:08:26. > :08:30.Cuddling together for

:08:30. > :08:34.Cuddling together for warmth, Abba. Christmas is a time of joy and

:08:34. > :08:40.goodwill, but criminals are still out and about. Some thief has

:08:40. > :08:43.broken into Chris Martin's house and stolen the front of his piano.

:08:43. > :08:53.You play the first few few bars and then it remembers the tune and

:08:53. > :09:15.

:09:16. > :09:25.# I've got all kinds of poison in # When you're still waiting for

:09:26. > :09:44.

:09:44. > :09:54.# It doesn't really feel like # And I'm up here, holding on

:09:54. > :10:06.

:10:06. > :10:16.# Singing how I've always loved you # Oh, when you're still waiting for

:10:16. > :10:18.

:10:18. > :10:28.# It doesn't really feel like # It doesn't...

:10:28. > :10:28.

:10:28. > :11:13.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:11:13. > :11:23.# Oh, Christmas lights # And then all my troubles

:11:23. > :11:37.

:11:37. > :11:47.# Oh, oh, ohh Ohh, oh, oh, oh

:11:47. > :11:49.

:11:49. > :11:52.# Those Christmas lights

:11:52. > :11:55.# Light up the streets

:11:55. > :12:01.# Light up the fireworks in me

:12:01. > :12:07.# May all your troubles soon be gone

:12:07. > :12:17.# Those Christmas lights keep shining on. #

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:12:18. > :12:19.Well,

:12:19. > :12:20.Well, yes,

:12:20. > :12:24.Well, yes, thanks

:12:24. > :12:31.Well, yes, thanks Chris, too late too late. How does the song go, it

:12:31. > :12:34.doesn't really feel like Christmas at all? After we have blown the

:12:34. > :12:39.budget on the lanterns. Oh well, let's go down the pub. I hear they

:12:39. > :12:49.have a band on and one of the members used to be in a famous pop

:12:49. > :12:57.

:12:57. > :13:07.# Simply having # Simply having

:13:07. > :13:17.

:13:17. > :13:27.# Simply having # Simply having

:13:27. > :13:34.

:13:34. > :13:44.# The choir of children # Ding dong, ding dong

:13:44. > :14:04.

:14:04. > :14:14.# We're simply having # Simply having

:14:14. > :14:25.

:14:25. > :14:35.# Simply having # The choir of children

:14:35. > :14:40.

:14:40. > :14:50.# Ding dong, ding dong # Ding dong, ding dong

:14:50. > :15:11.

:15:11. > :15:16.Ah, woolly hats, scarfs. We made our own fun in those days. This is

:15:16. > :15:22.exciting, incredible footage not seen since 1973. Feel the raw power

:15:22. > :15:26.# Strung out on lasers # And ate all your razors

:15:26. > :15:29.Talking 'bout Monroe Walkin' on Snow White

:15:29. > :15:33.# New York's a go-go and everything tastes nice

:15:33. > :15:42.# Poor Jean Genie

:15:42. > :15:46.# Hey Jean Genie lives on his back

:15:46. > :15:49.# The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks

:15:49. > :15:53.# He's outrageous He screams and he bawls

:15:53. > :16:03.# Jean Genie, let yourself go

:16:03. > :16:11.

:16:12. > :16:15.# Sits like a man but smiles like a reptile

:16:15. > :16:19.# She loves him, she loves him But just for a short while

:16:19. > :16:22.# Scratch in the sand Won't let go your hand

:16:22. > :16:26.# He says he's a beautician but sells you nutrition

:16:27. > :16:30.# Keeps all your dead hair for making up underwear

:16:30. > :16:37.# Poor Jean Genie

:16:37. > :16:41.# Hey, hey Jean Genie lives on his back

:16:41. > :16:45.# The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks

:16:45. > :16:48.# He's outrageous He screams and he bawls

:16:48. > :16:58.# Jean Genie, let yourself go

:16:58. > :17:07.# Oooh

:17:07. > :17:10.# So simple-minded He can't drive his module

:17:10. > :17:20.# He bites on the neon and he sleeps in the capsule

:17:20. > :17:20.

:17:20. > :18:12.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:18:12. > :18:13.# The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks

:18:13. > :18:15.# He's outrageous He screams and he bawls

:18:16. > :18:19.# Jean Genie, let yourself go

:18:19. > :18:27.# Oooh

:18:27. > :18:30.# Jean Genie lives on his back

:18:30. > :18:34.# The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks

:18:34. > :18:38.# He's outrageous He screams and he bawls

:18:38. > :18:40.# Jean Genie, let yourself go

:18:40. > :18:50.# Oh... #

:18:50. > :18:51.

:18:51. > :19:33.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:19:33. > :19:33.Wow

:19:33. > :19:34.Wow that

:19:34. > :19:38.Wow that was

:19:38. > :19:47.Wow that was amazing, live on Top of the Pops, David Bow oy and the

:19:47. > :19:55.late and great Mick Ronsin. Don't you get me all that jive about-

:19:55. > :20:05.Now, I'm the guy named Kurtis Blow So every year, just about this time

:20:05. > :20:07.'Bout a red-suited dude with a friendly attitude

:20:07. > :20:09.And a sleigh full of goodies for for the people on the block

:20:09. > :20:11.Got a long white beard Maybe looks kinda weird

:20:11. > :20:18.And if you ever see him He could give you a quite shock

:20:18. > :20:20.People, let me tell ya about last year

:20:20. > :20:22.When the dude came flying over here

:20:22. > :20:24.Well, the hawk was out Snow was on the ground

:20:24. > :20:27.Folks stayed in to party down

:20:27. > :20:31.The beat was thumping on the box and I was dancing in my socks

:20:31. > :20:33.And the drummer played at a solid pace

:20:33. > :20:42.And a taste of the bass was in my face

:20:42. > :20:44.And the guitar player laid down a heavy layer

:20:44. > :20:50.Of the funky, junky rhythm of the disco feet

:20:50. > :20:51.Check it out, New York

:20:51. > :20:53.And the guy with the 88s started to participate

:20:53. > :21:00.And I could sure appreciate a sound so sweet

:21:00. > :21:02.We were all in the mood So we had a little food

:21:02. > :21:04.And a joke, and a smoke and a little bit of wine

:21:04. > :21:06.When I thought I heard a hoof on the top of the roof

:21:06. > :21:08.Could it be or was it me? I was feeling super fine

:21:09. > :21:11.So I went to the atticWhere I thought I heard the static

:21:11. > :21:13.On the chance that it was somebody breaking in

:21:13. > :21:15.But the noise on the top was a reindeer clop

:21:15. > :21:22.Just a trick Saint Nick And I let the sucker in

:21:22. > :21:24.He was roly, he was poly and I said, "Holy moly

:21:24. > :21:29."You got a lot of whiskers on your chinny-chin-chin"

:21:29. > :21:31.I said, "You're right It's cold tonight

:21:31. > :21:33."But can you stop for a drop before you go?"

:21:33. > :21:35.He said, "Why not If the music's hot

:21:35. > :21:39."And I'll chance to dance beneath the mistletoe"

:21:39. > :21:42.And before he went This fine old gent

:21:42. > :21:45.Found a gift with a sift through his big red bags

:21:45. > :21:48.And the grown-ups got some presents too

:21:48. > :21:51.A new TV and a stereo

:21:51. > :21:53.A new Seville 'bout as blue as the sky

:21:53. > :21:55.The best that money couldn't buy

:21:55. > :21:57.Cos the dude in red's back at the pole

:21:57. > :22:00.Up north, where everything is cold

:22:00. > :22:04.But if he were right here tonight he'd say, "Merry Christmas"

:22:04. > :22:06.And to all

:22:06. > :22:11.Get down, stop messing around when Kurtis Blow is in your town

:22:11. > :22:15.I'm pretty dope on the microphone A place called Harlem was my home

:22:15. > :22:17.I was rocking one day and started to shake

:22:17. > :22:20.It sound to me like a earthquake

:22:20. > :22:22.I packed my bags, I said goodbye

:22:22. > :22:24.I kissed my woman and I started to fly

:22:24. > :22:29.I came to Earth by a meteorite to rock you all on the mike

:22:29. > :22:31.So kick off your shoes Let your fingers pop

:22:31. > :22:33.Kurtis Blow's just about ready to rock

:22:33. > :22:36.Now, the people in the back If you're not the whack, say...

:22:36. > :22:38.Don't stop the body rock

:22:38. > :22:40.The people up front If you want to bump, say...

:22:40. > :22:43.Don't stop the body rock

:22:43. > :22:45.The people in the middle If you want the rhythm, say...

:22:45. > :22:47.Don't stop the body rock

:22:47. > :22:49.And the people on the side If you want to slide, say...

:22:49. > :22:51.Don't stop the body rock

:22:51. > :22:53.Now, the preacher or a teacher or a electrician

:22:53. > :22:56.A fighter or a writer or a politician

:22:56. > :22:57.But the man with the key to your ignition

:22:57. > :23:00.Kurtis Blow is competition

:23:00. > :23:04.Yo, ladies, shock the houseYoung ladies, rock shock the house

:23:04. > :23:06.You see Just throw your hands in the air

:23:07. > :23:09.And wave 'em like you just don't care

:23:09. > :23:11.If you really ready to rock the house this morning

:23:11. > :23:19.Somebody say, "Oh, yeah..."

:23:19. > :23:20.Why

:23:20. > :23:21.Why the

:23:21. > :23:25.Why the backdrop

:23:25. > :23:30.Why the backdrop consisted of the TV air conditioning duct, I

:23:30. > :23:40.couldn't say. Curtis, this is how to do it.

:23:40. > :24:12.

:24:12. > :24:22.# It's the season # I'm gonna find that girl

:24:22. > :25:02.

:25:02. > :25:10.# Oh, I wish that # I'm gonna find that girl

:25:10. > :25:13.# Snow is falling # All around me

:25:13. > :25:15.# Children playing Children playing

:25:15. > :25:17.# Having fun Having fun

:25:17. > :25:22.# It's the season Love and understanding

:25:22. > :25:27.# Merry Christmas, everyone

:25:27. > :25:31.# Merry Christmas, everyone

:25:31. > :25:41.# Merry Christmas, everyone

:25:41. > :25:43.

:25:43. > :25:45.# Snow is falling Snow is falling

:25:45. > :25:48.# All around me All around me

:25:48. > :25:50.# Children playing Children playing

:25:50. > :25:52.# Having fun Having fun

:25:52. > :25:57.# It's the season Love and understanding

:25:57. > :26:02.# Merry Christmas, everyone

:26:02. > :26:05.# Snow is falling Snow is falling

:26:05. > :26:07.# All around me All around me

:26:07. > :26:09.# Children playing Children playing

:26:09. > :26:11.# Having fun Having fun

:26:11. > :26:16.# It's the season Love and understanding

:26:16. > :26:21.# Merry Christmas, everyone

:26:21. > :26:23.# Snow is falling Snow is falling

:26:23. > :26:25.# All around me All around me

:26:25. > :26:28.# Children playing Children playing

:26:28. > :26:30.# Having fun Having fun

:26:30. > :26:35.# It's the season Love and understanding

:26:35. > :26:45.# Merry Christmas, everyone... #

:26:45. > :26:46.

:26:46. > :26:47.Dancing

:26:48. > :26:48.Dancing like

:26:48. > :26:53.Dancing like a

:26:53. > :26:59.Dancing like a new dad in his carpet slippers, Shakin Stevens.

:27:00. > :27:06.No way is that a regulation # Hey, Mr Churchill, comes over here

:27:06. > :27:16.# But it's very cold # Oh, I say it's tough

:27:16. > :27:32.

:27:32. > :27:42.# I have had to fight # That is when I say

:27:42. > :27:44.

:27:44. > :27:53.# Mary Bradley waits at home # Wish I could be dancing now

:27:53. > :27:55.# Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum Dub-i-dub-i-dum

:27:55. > :27:57.# Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum Dub-i-dub-i-dum

:27:57. > :27:59.# Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum

:27:59. > :28:03.# Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum

:28:03. > :28:13.# Wish I was at home for Christmas

:28:13. > :28:19.

:28:19. > :28:21.# Bang goes another bomb on another town

:28:21. > :28:24.# While the Tsar and Jim have tea

:28:24. > :28:26.# If I get home Live to tell the tale

:28:26. > :28:28.# I'll run for all presidencies

:28:28. > :28:38.# If I get elected, I'll stop I will stop the cavalry

:28:38. > :28:52.

:28:52. > :28:56.# Dub-i-dub-i-dum-dum Dub-i-dub-i-dum

:28:56. > :29:03.# Dub-i-dum-dum-dub-i-dum Dub-i-dub-i-dum

:29:03. > :29:07.# Wish I was at home for Christmas

:29:07. > :29:12.# Wish I could be dancing now in the arms of the girl I love

:29:12. > :29:20.# Mary Bradley waits at home She's been waiting two years long

:29:20. > :29:30.# Wish I was at home for Christmas. #

:29:30. > :29:37.

:29:37. > :29:38.Up

:29:38. > :29:38.Up next

:29:38. > :29:42.Up next a

:29:42. > :29:52.Up next a lovely performance from Christmas 2008. Lots of tinsel. How

:29:52. > :30:25.

:30:25. > :30:35.# And that's exactly # Or should I just keep

:30:35. > :30:45.

:30:45. > :30:55.# Or would it be a waste? # Or should I just keep

:30:55. > :31:18.

:31:18. > :31:28.# I build myself up # Or should I just keep

:31:28. > :31:37.

:31:37. > :31:47.# Or would it be a waste? # Or should I just keep

:31:47. > :32:00.

:32:00. > :32:10.# Or should I just keep # Or would it be a waste?

:32:10. > :32:19.

:32:19. > :32:29.# Or should I just keep on # Should I just keep on

:32:29. > :32:39.

:32:39. > :32:49.# Or should I just keep # Or would it be a waste?

:32:49. > :33:08.

:33:08. > :33:15.# Or should I just keep Great vocals from Adele which is

:33:15. > :33:23.more than you can say for this one. Kids you probably hear your parents

:33:23. > :33:28.or grand parents rattle on about # His name was Ernie and he drove

:33:28. > :33:31.# She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22

:33:31. > :33:34.# They said she was too good for him She was haughty, proud and chic

:33:34. > :33:38.# But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week

:33:38. > :33:40.# They called him Ernie

:33:40. > :33:42.# Ernie

:33:42. > :33:45.# And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

:33:45. > :33:47.# She said she'd like to bathe in milk

:33:47. > :33:49.# He said "All right, sweetheart"

:33:49. > :33:51.# And when he'd finished work one night

:33:51. > :33:53.# He loaded up the cart

:33:53. > :33:54.# He said, "Do you want it pasteurized

:33:54. > :33:56.# "Cos pasteurized is best?"

:33:56. > :34:01.# She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest"

:34:01. > :34:04.# That tickled old Ernie Ernie

:34:04. > :34:09.# And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

:34:09. > :34:13.# Now, Ernie had a rival An evil-looking man

:34:13. > :34:17.# Called Two-Ton Ted from Teddington and he drove the baker's van

:34:17. > :34:20.# He tempted her with his treacle tarts and his tasty wholemeal bread

:34:20. > :34:22.# And when she seen the size of his hot meat pies

:34:22. > :34:25.# It very near turned her head

:34:25. > :34:27.# She nearly swooned at his macaroon and he said

:34:27. > :34:29.# "If you treat me right

:34:29. > :34:32.# "You'll have hot rolls every morning and crumpets every night"

:34:32. > :34:36.# He knew once she sampled his layer cake, he'd have his wicked way

:34:36. > :34:40.# And all Ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day

:34:40. > :34:43.# Poor Ernie Ernie

:34:43. > :34:49.# And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

:34:49. > :34:52.# One lunchtime, Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door

:34:52. > :34:56.# It drove him mad to find it was still there at half past four

:34:56. > :34:58.# And as he leapt down from his van

:34:58. > :35:00.# Hot blood through his veins did course

:35:00. > :35:04.# And he went across to Ernie's cart and didn't half kick his horse

:35:04. > :35:07.# Whose name was Trigger Trigger

:35:07. > :35:11.# And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west

:35:11. > :35:14.# Now, Ernie rushed out into the street, his gold top in his hand

:35:14. > :35:18.# He said, "If you wanna marry Susie You'll fight for her like a man"

:35:18. > :35:22.# "Oh, why don't we play cards for her?" he sneeringly replied

:35:22. > :35:26.# "And just to make it interesting We'll have a shilling on the side"

:35:27. > :35:30.# Now, Ernie dragged him from his van and beneath the blazing sun

:35:30. > :35:34.# They stood there face to face and Ted went for his bun

:35:34. > :35:37.# But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned

:35:37. > :35:42.# And a strawberry-flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand

:35:42. > :35:45.# Now, Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart

:35:45. > :35:47.# And Ernie, he pushed her aside

:35:48. > :35:49.# And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart

:35:49. > :35:51.# And he looked up in pained surprise

:35:51. > :35:54.# And the concrete hardened crust of a stale pork pie

:35:54. > :35:56.# Caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust

:35:57. > :36:00.# Poor Ernie Ernie

:36:00. > :36:06.# And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

:36:06. > :36:11.# Ernie was only 52 He didn't wanna die

:36:11. > :36:14.# Now he's gone to make deliveries in that milk round in the sky

:36:15. > :36:18.# Where the customers are angels and ferocious dogs are banned

:36:18. > :36:23.# And the milkman's life is full of fun in that fairy, dairy land

:36:23. > :36:29.# But a woman's needs are manifold and soon she married Ted

:36:29. > :36:32.# But strange things happened on their wedding night

:36:32. > :36:33.# As they lay in their bed

:36:33. > :36:39.# Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate?

:36:39. > :36:43.# Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate?

:36:43. > :36:53.# They won't forget Ernie... #

:36:53. > :36:53.The

:36:53. > :36:53.The great

:36:53. > :36:59.The great Benny

:36:59. > :37:09.The great Benny Hill. Party time at the toilet roll

:37:09. > :37:09.

:37:09. > :38:04.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:38:04. > :38:14.factory next. They have only got # Into the steeple

:38:14. > :38:14.

:38:14. > :38:59.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:38:59. > :39:09.# Remember your dreams # Do not obey

:39:09. > :39:42.

:39:42. > :39:52.# If you put your mind to it # Move on up

:39:52. > :39:59.

:39:59. > :40:09.Great song. Neil and Chris showing off the gadgets that Santa brought

:40:09. > :40:31.

:40:31. > :40:41.them. So a few more minutes on that # Little things

:40:41. > :40:41.

:40:41. > :41:27.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:41:27. > :41:37.# Tell me that your sweet love # One more chance

:41:37. > :42:06.

:42:06. > :42:16.# Little things # Tell me that your sweet love

:42:16. > :42:16.

:42:16. > :43:28.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:43:28. > :43:34.# One more chance Right another great Christmas tune

:43:34. > :43:44.from Mariah Carey featuring Justin Bieber. A sort of Mary and infant

:43:44. > :43:54.

:43:54. > :44:04.scenario. Watch out lad, she'll eat # And I

:44:04. > :44:08.

:44:08. > :44:14.# I don't need to hang my stocking # Santa Claus won't make me happy

:44:14. > :44:20.# I just want you for my own More than you could ever know

:44:20. > :44:23.# Make my wish come true

:44:23. > :44:30.# All I want for Christmas is you

:44:30. > :44:33.# You, baby

:44:33. > :44:36.# Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas

:44:36. > :44:39.# I won't even wish for snow

:44:39. > :44:46.# And I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe

:44:46. > :44:52.# I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick

:44:52. > :44:58.# I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click

:44:59. > :45:05.# Cos I just want you here tonight Holding on to me so tight

:45:05. > :45:08.# What more can I do?

:45:08. > :45:18.# Cos baby, all I want for Christmas is you

:45:18. > :45:25.# Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere

:45:25. > :45:31.# And the sound of children's laughter fills the air

:45:31. > :45:34.# And everyone is singing

:45:34. > :45:37.# I hear those sleigh bells ringing

:45:37. > :45:40.# Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?

:45:40. > :45:44.# Won't you please bring my baby to me?

:45:44. > :45:47.# Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas

:45:47. > :45:50.# This is all I'm asking for

:45:50. > :45:53.# I just want to see my baby

:45:53. > :45:56.# Standing right outside my door

:45:56. > :46:00.# I just want you for my own For my own

:46:00. > :46:03.# More than you could ever know Oh, know

:46:03. > :46:06.# Make my wish come true Come true

:46:06. > :46:11.# Baby, all I want for Christmas

:46:11. > :46:16.# Is you

:46:16. > :46:22.# All I want for Christmas

:46:22. > :46:26.# All I want for Christmas is you, baby

:46:26. > :46:31.# All I want for Christmas is you, baby

:46:31. > :46:36.# All I want for Christmas is you, baby Yeah, yeah

:46:36. > :46:39.# All I want for Christmas is you, baby Woah-ho

:46:39. > :46:42.# All I want for Christmas is you, baby

:46:42. > :46:46.# All I want for Christmas is you, baby

:46:46. > :46:56.# All I want for Christmas is you, baby... #

:46:56. > :47:01.

:47:01. > :47:01.Ding

:47:01. > :47:01.Ding and

:47:02. > :47:10.Ding and indeed,

:47:10. > :47:18.Ding and indeed, possibly dong. Ave Mariah. Franken sense, anyone?

:47:18. > :47:25.This is Mark Radcliffe your mid- winter mate. Silent Night, Holy

:47:25. > :47:28.Night, no? How about Beverley # Christmas

:47:28. > :47:30.# Christmas Lots of people around

:47:30. > :47:33.# Christmas Baby, please come home

:47:33. > :47:36.# Christmas The church bells in town

:47:36. > :47:39.# Christmas All singing the song

:47:39. > :47:43.# Christmas Full of happy sounds

:47:43. > :47:47.# Christmas Baby, please come home

:47:47. > :47:49.# They're singing Deck The Halls

:47:49. > :47:52.# But it's not like Christmas at all

:47:52. > :47:55.# Cos I remember when you were here

:47:55. > :47:58.# And all the fun we had last year

:47:58. > :48:01.# Christmas Pretty lights on the tree

:48:01. > :48:04.# Christmas I'm watching them shine

:48:04. > :48:07.# Christmas You should be here with me

:48:07. > :48:17.# Christmas Baby, please come home

:48:17. > :48:24.

:48:24. > :48:26.# They're singing Deck The Halls

:48:26. > :48:29.# But it's not like Christmas at all

:48:29. > :48:32.# Cos I remember when you were here

:48:32. > :48:36.# And all the fun we had last year

:48:36. > :48:38.# Christmas If there was a way

:48:38. > :48:41.# Christmas I'd stop these tears

:48:41. > :48:44.# Christmas But it's Christmas day

:48:44. > :48:48.# Please Please

:48:48. > :48:49.# Please Please

:48:49. > :48:52.# Please Please Please Please

:48:52. > :48:59.# Baby, please come home

:48:59. > :49:01.# Christmas Baby, baby, baby

:49:01. > :49:03.# Christmas Baby, come on home to me

:49:03. > :49:05.# Christmas Baby

:49:05. > :49:12.# Christmas Come home to me, darling

:49:12. > :49:19.# Christmas Yeah-ah-ah

:49:19. > :49:28.# Yeah-ah-ah. #

:49:28. > :49:28.Beverley

:49:28. > :49:28.Beverley Knight

:49:28. > :49:33.Beverley Knight there.

:49:33. > :49:38.Beverley Knight there. The Pretenders next. Somebody might

:49:38. > :49:48.have been impressed with Noddy Holder's hat when she was a

:49:48. > :49:48.

:49:48. > :52:37.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:52:37. > :52:47.One of my favourite festive tunes. OK these next guys do a lot of work

:52:47. > :52:50.

:52:51. > :53:00.for charity, mate, but don't like # We let in light

:53:01. > :53:01.

:53:01. > :53:46.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:53:46. > :53:56.# There's a world # And the Christmas bells

:53:56. > :54:03.

:54:03. > :54:11.# Well, tonight, thank God it's them # And there won't be snow in Africa

:54:11. > :54:18.# The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

:54:18. > :54:20.# Oooh

:54:20. > :54:24.# Where nothing ever grows

:54:24. > :54:28.# No rain or rivers flow

:54:28. > :54:35.# Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

:54:35. > :54:37.# Ooh

:54:37. > :54:41.# Here's to you Raise a glass for everyone

:54:41. > :54:45.# Here's to them Underneath that burning sun

:54:45. > :54:55.# Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

:54:55. > :55:06.

:55:06. > :55:14.# Feed the world

:55:14. > :55:22.# Feed the world

:55:22. > :55:27.# Feed the world

:55:27. > :55:31.# Let them know it's Christmas time again

:55:31. > :55:35.# Feed the world

:55:35. > :55:45.# Let them know it's Christmas time again... #

:55:45. > :55:48.

:55:48. > :55:49.And

:55:49. > :55:49.And all

:55:49. > :55:56.And all for

:55:56. > :56:01.And all for a great cause, what a happy, smiling bunch.

:56:01. > :56:04.At the North Pole scientists may have discovered the reason behind

:56:04. > :56:14.the dwindling polar bear # Long time ago in Bethlehem

:56:14. > :56:17.

:56:17. > :56:25.# Hark now, hear the angels sing A king was born today

:56:25. > :56:34.# And man will live for evermore Because of Christmas Day

:56:34. > :56:42.# Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day

:56:43. > :56:46.# While shepherds watched their flock by night

:56:46. > :56:50.# They see a bright new shining star

:56:50. > :57:00.# They hear a choir sing a song The music seemed to come from afar

:57:00. > :57:01.

:57:01. > :57:10.# Hark now, hear the angels sing A king was born today

:57:10. > :57:20.# And man will live for evermore Because of Christmas Day

:57:20. > :57:20.

:57:20. > :57:23.# Mmm-mm mm-mm-mm-mm mm

:57:23. > :57:26.# Mmm-mm mm-mm-mm-mm mm

:57:26. > :57:31.# Mmm-mm mm-mm-mm-mm

:57:31. > :57:39.# Mmm-mm mm-mm-mm-mm mm

:57:39. > :57:49.# Mmm-mm mm-mm-mm-mm mm

:57:49. > :58:01.

:58:01. > :58:11.# For a moment the world was aglow # There were tears

:58:11. > :58:12.

:58:12. > :58:20.# There is hope # Now, Joseph and his wife Mary

:58:20. > :58:24.# They found no place to bear her child

:58:24. > :58:29.# Not a single room was in sight

:58:29. > :58:37.# And then they found a little nook in a stable all forlorn

:58:37. > :58:46.# And in a manger cold and dark Mary's little boy was born

:58:46. > :58:49.# Hark now, hear the angels sing A king was born today

:58:49. > :58:56.# Hark now, hear the angels sing A king was born today

:58:56. > :59:06.# And man will live for evermore Because of Christmas Day

:59:06. > :59:06.

:59:06. > :59:16.# Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day... #

:59:16. > :59:17.

:59:17. > :59:17.The

:59:17. > :59:18.The next

:59:18. > :59:28.The next track

:59:28. > :59:28.

:59:28. > :01:29.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:01:29. > :01:39.The next track is produced by the And all of this happens

:01:39. > :01:46.

:01:46. > :01:52.But a child that will grow up war to peace, hate to love, and

:01:52. > :01:59.And misery and suffering will be words to be forgotten, for ever.

:01:59. > :02:02.# It's all a dream

:02:02. > :02:06.# An illusion now

:02:06. > :02:10.# It must come true

:02:10. > :02:15.# Sometime, soon, somehow

:02:15. > :02:18.# All across the land

:02:18. > :02:22.# Dawns a brand-new morn

:02:22. > :02:26.# This comes to pass

:02:26. > :02:31.# When a child is born

:02:31. > :02:34.# Ah-ah-ah-ah

:02:34. > :02:44.# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... #

:02:44. > :02:51.

:02:51. > :02:51.Johnny

:02:51. > :02:52.Johnny Mathis.

:02:53. > :02:56.Johnny Mathis. Get

:02:56. > :03:06.Johnny Mathis. Get some holly next year would be my advice, Johnny.

:03:06. > :03:08.

:03:08. > :03:12.# Last Christmas # But the very next day

:03:12. > :03:16.# This year To save me from tears

:03:16. > :03:21.# I'll give it to someone special

:03:21. > :03:25.# Last Christmas I gave you my heart

:03:25. > :03:29.# But the very next day You gave it away

:03:29. > :03:31.# You gave it away

:03:31. > :03:34.# This year To save me from tears

:03:34. > :03:37.# I'll give it to someone special

:03:37. > :03:47.# Special

:03:47. > :03:57.

:03:57. > :04:02.# Once bitten and twice shy

:04:02. > :04:07.# I keep my distance But you still catch my eye

:04:07. > :04:11.# Tell me, baby Do you recognise me?

:04:11. > :04:12.# Well, it's been a year

:04:12. > :04:15.# It doesn't surprise me

:04:15. > :04:17.# Happy Christmas

:04:17. > :04:23.# I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying, "I love you"

:04:23. > :04:24.# I meant it

:04:24. > :04:28.# Now I know what a fool I've been

:04:28. > :04:33.# But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again

:04:33. > :04:36.# Last Christmas I gave you my heart

:04:36. > :04:41.# But the very next day You gave it away

:04:41. > :04:42.# You gave it away

:04:42. > :04:45.# This year To save me from tears

:04:46. > :04:49.# I'll give it to someone special

:04:49. > :04:51.# Special

:04:51. > :04:55.# Last Christmas I gave you my heart

:04:55. > :05:00.# But the very next day You gave it away

:05:00. > :05:04.# This year To save me from tears

:05:04. > :05:08.# I'll give it to someone special

:05:08. > :05:09.# Special

:05:09. > :05:12.# Oh!

:05:12. > :05:22.# Oh, my baby

:05:22. > :05:28.

:05:28. > :05:29.# A crowded room

:05:29. > :05:32.# Friends with tired eyes

:05:33. > :05:36.# I'm hiding from you And your soul of ice

:05:36. > :05:40.# My God! I thought you were someone to rely on

:05:40. > :05:45.# Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

:05:45. > :05:49.# A face on a lover With a fire in his heart

:05:49. > :05:54.# A man undercover But you tore me apart

:05:54. > :05:58.# Ooh-ooh

:05:58. > :06:03.# Now I've found a real love You'll never fool me again

:06:03. > :06:06.# Last Christmas I gave you my heart

:06:06. > :06:10.# But the very next day You gave it away

:06:11. > :06:12.# You gave it away

:06:12. > :06:15.# This year To save me from tears

:06:15. > :06:18.# I'll give it to someone special

:06:19. > :06:21.# Special

:06:21. > :06:24.# Last Christmas I gave you my heart

:06:24. > :06:29.# But the very next day You gave it away

:06:29. > :06:33.# This year To save me from tears

:06:33. > :06:39.# I'll give it to someone special

:06:39. > :06:42.# A face on a lover With a fire in his heart

:06:42. > :06:52.# A man undercover But you tore him apart

:06:52. > :06:52.

:06:52. > :06:52.Operating

:06:52. > :06:53.Operating at

:06:53. > :06:56.Operating at high

:06:56. > :07:00.Operating at high altitude, Wham. Now I don't want to spoil the party

:07:00. > :07:10.atmosphere, but here is Westlife. On a lighter note, they are

:07:10. > :07:11.

:07:11. > :09:07.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:09:07. > :09:17.# When I know # When I know

:09:17. > :09:17.

:09:17. > :10:55.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:10:55. > :11:02.# When I know Formed and named when they met on

:11:02. > :11:05.the production line of the John West. When they give you the

:11:05. > :11:15.football results before Match Of The Day, you might want to look

:11:15. > :11:15.

:11:15. > :14:30.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:14:30. > :14:35.The best Christmas pop song of all time, do you reckon?

:14:35. > :14:45.Here is Ringo and that piano is going to go out of tune being

:14:45. > :14:58.

:14:58. > :15:08.played outdoors in those # Got to pay your dues

:15:08. > :15:14.

:15:14. > :15:24.# You don't have to shout # Forget about the past

:15:24. > :15:37.

:15:37. > :15:47.# I don't ask for much # And this love of mine

:15:47. > :16:17.

:16:17. > :16:27.# And we will # Got to pay your dues

:16:27. > :16:31.

:16:32. > :16:41.# You don't have to shout # Peace, remember peace

:16:42. > :16:54.

:16:54. > :17:04.# I don't ask for much # And this love of mine

:17:04. > :17:19.

:17:19. > :17:23.From Scandinavia, Ringo Starr, following that. Starr, follow that,

:17:24. > :17:29.come on, keep up. Here we go, Slade at last. Fronted by a man who

:17:29. > :17:39.managed to become the the ghost of Christmas past while still being

:17:39. > :17:39.

:17:39. > :21:05.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:21:05. > :21:15.Slade featuring Noddy Holder. A reminder of a great talent lost

:21:15. > :21:15.

:21:15. > :24:19.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:24:19. > :24:29.this year. Amy Winehouse with the # You'll follow your heart

:24:29. > :24:29.

:24:29. > :25:30.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 44 seconds

:25:30. > :25:40.# So I'll understand All rather lovely and a reminder of

:25:40. > :25:41.