Christmas 2012

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09Ah, good winter, ye merry gentlemen and tipsy ladies

0:00:09 > 0:00:11and kids who've had too much fizzy pop.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Let's get this party started.

0:00:13 > 0:00:14First, Slade.

0:00:14 > 0:00:18Dave's turn with the top hat this year, evidently.

0:00:18 > 0:00:23# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?

0:00:26 > 0:00:31# It's the time that every Santa has a ball

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?

0:00:37 > 0:00:41# Does he turn up on his sleigh?

0:00:41 > 0:00:47# Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?

0:00:47 > 0:00:51# So here it is, merry Christmas

0:00:51 > 0:00:55# Everybody's having fun

0:00:56 > 0:00:59# Look to the future now

0:00:59 > 0:01:07# It's only just begun...

0:01:07 > 0:01:12# Are you waiting for the family to arrive?

0:01:15 > 0:01:19# Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside?

0:01:22 > 0:01:25# Does your granny always tell you

0:01:25 > 0:01:29# That the old songs are the best

0:01:29 > 0:01:34# And then she's up and rock and rolling with the rest?

0:01:36 > 0:01:40# So here it is, merry Christmas

0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Everybody's having fun

0:01:45 > 0:01:48# Look to the future now

0:01:48 > 0:01:54# It's only just begun...

0:01:56 > 0:02:03# What will your daddy do when he sees your mamma kissing Santa Claus?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07# A-ha, ah!

0:02:07 > 0:02:12# Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall?

0:02:14 > 0:02:19# Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25# Do you ride on down the hillside

0:02:25 > 0:02:29# In a buggy you have made?

0:02:29 > 0:02:35# When you land upon your head, then you've been sleighed

0:02:36 > 0:02:40# So here it is, merry Christmas

0:02:40 > 0:02:44# Everybody's having fun

0:02:44 > 0:02:48# Look to the future now

0:02:48 > 0:02:54# It's only just begun

0:02:54 > 0:02:58# So here it is, merry Christmas

0:02:58 > 0:03:03# Everybody's having fun

0:03:03 > 0:03:06# Look to the future now

0:03:06 > 0:03:13# It's only just begun

0:03:13 > 0:03:17# So here it is, merry Christmas

0:03:17 > 0:03:21# Everybody's having fun

0:03:21 > 0:03:25# Look to the future now

0:03:25 > 0:03:31# It's only just begun

0:03:31 > 0:03:35# So here it is merry Christmas

0:03:35 > 0:03:38# Everybody's having fun... #

0:03:38 > 0:03:44It's Christmas!

0:03:44 > 0:03:49# It's only just begun. #

0:03:49 > 0:03:51So, Noddy has spoken and now, officially,

0:03:51 > 0:03:54"It's Christmas!"

0:03:54 > 0:03:57and what better way to celebrate than with some prime Welsh beefcake

0:03:57 > 0:04:00swaddled in some prime Chinese knitwear?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04# Snow is falling

0:04:04 > 0:04:06# All around me

0:04:06 > 0:04:11# Children playing, having fun

0:04:11 > 0:04:16# It's the season of love and understanding

0:04:16 > 0:04:20# Merry Christmas, everyone

0:04:20 > 0:04:25# Time for parties and celebrations

0:04:25 > 0:04:30# People dancing all night long

0:04:30 > 0:04:34# Time for presents and exchanging kisses

0:04:34 > 0:04:38# Time for singing Christmas songs

0:04:40 > 0:04:45# We're gonna have a party tonight

0:04:45 > 0:04:48# I'm going to find that girl underneath the mistletoe

0:04:48 > 0:04:51# We'll kiss by candlelight

0:04:51 > 0:04:53# The room is swaying

0:04:53 > 0:04:56# Records playing

0:04:56 > 0:05:00# All the old songs we love to hear

0:05:00 > 0:05:02# I wish that

0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Every day was Christmas

0:05:05 > 0:05:09# What a nice way to spend the year

0:05:29 > 0:05:34# We're gonna have a party tonight

0:05:34 > 0:05:38# I'm gonna find that girl underneath the mistletoe

0:05:38 > 0:05:40# And kiss by candlelight

0:05:40 > 0:05:42# Snow is falling

0:05:42 > 0:05:45# All around me

0:05:45 > 0:05:50# Children playing, having fun

0:05:50 > 0:05:54# It's the season of love and understanding

0:05:54 > 0:05:59# Merry Christmas, everyone

0:05:59 > 0:06:04# Merry Christmas, everyone

0:06:04 > 0:06:08# Ooh, Merry Christmas, everyone

0:06:16 > 0:06:18# Snow is falling

0:06:18 > 0:06:21# All around me

0:06:21 > 0:06:25# Children playing, having fun

0:06:25 > 0:06:30# It's the season of love and understanding

0:06:30 > 0:06:35# Merry Christmas, everyone

0:06:35 > 0:06:37# Snow is falling

0:06:37 > 0:06:39# All around me

0:06:39 > 0:06:44# Children playing, having fun

0:06:44 > 0:06:49# It's the season of love and understanding

0:06:49 > 0:06:53# Merry Christmas, everyone

0:06:53 > 0:06:56# Oh, snow is falling

0:06:56 > 0:06:58# All around me

0:06:58 > 0:07:03# Children playing, having fun

0:07:03 > 0:07:07# It's the season of love and understanding

0:07:07 > 0:07:10# Merry Christmas, everyone... #

0:07:10 > 0:07:13The dark prince of dad-dancing, Shakin' Stevens.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17And more dodgy dancing now in a classic song from the Human League,

0:07:17 > 0:07:21although you'll be focussing on the lavish set dressing.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Oh, look, a sparkly tree from the pound shop.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Wait till you see how much tinsel we bought.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28There's the budget blown there.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33# You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

0:07:33 > 0:07:35# When I met you

0:07:36 > 0:07:40# I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around

0:07:40 > 0:07:43# Turned you into someone new

0:07:44 > 0:07:48# Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet

0:07:48 > 0:07:51# Success has been so easy for you

0:07:53 > 0:07:57# But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now

0:07:57 > 0:07:59# And I can put you back down, too

0:08:01 > 0:08:04# Don't, don't you want me?

0:08:04 > 0:08:09# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me

0:08:09 > 0:08:13# Don't, don't you want me?

0:08:13 > 0:08:17# You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me

0:08:17 > 0:08:19# It's much too late to find

0:08:19 > 0:08:22# You think you've changed your mind

0:08:22 > 0:08:26# You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry

0:08:26 > 0:08:28# Don't you want me, baby?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34# Don't you want me? Oh, oh-oh-oh

0:08:34 > 0:08:37# Don't you want me, baby?

0:08:38 > 0:08:42# Don't you want me? Oh, oh-oh-oh

0:08:42 > 0:08:46# I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

0:08:47 > 0:08:49# That much is true

0:08:50 > 0:08:54# But even then I knew I'd find a much better place

0:08:54 > 0:08:57# Either with or without you

0:08:59 > 0:09:03# The five years we have had have been such good times

0:09:03 > 0:09:06# I still love you

0:09:07 > 0:09:11# But now I think it's time I lived my life on my own

0:09:11 > 0:09:13# I guess it's just what I must do

0:09:15 > 0:09:19# Don't, don't you want me?

0:09:19 > 0:09:23# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me

0:09:23 > 0:09:27# Don't, don't you want me?

0:09:27 > 0:09:32# You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me

0:09:32 > 0:09:33# It's much too late to find

0:09:33 > 0:09:35# You think you'll change your mind

0:09:35 > 0:09:40# You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry

0:09:40 > 0:09:43# Don't you want me, baby?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48# Don't you want me? Oh, oh-oh-oh

0:09:48 > 0:09:51# Don't you want me, baby?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56# Don't you want me? Oh, oh-oh-oh

0:10:13 > 0:10:16# Don't you want me, baby?

0:10:17 > 0:10:21# Don't you want me? Oh, oh-oh-oh.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25# Don't you want me, baby?

0:10:25 > 0:10:28# Don't you want me? Oh, oh-oh-oh.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31# Don't you want me, baby? #

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Ah, play string. Such fun, and a right gobfull for Joanne.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Never mind, soon wash that down with a Bacardi Breezer, eh?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41The Wombles next, but who was it in the suits?

0:10:41 > 0:10:45It was a secret at the time, but now it can be revealed.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Two members of Mud, Hoddle, Waddle, John Profumo

0:10:48 > 0:10:49and, on saxophone,

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Princess Margaret. Fancy.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56# We wish you a Wombling Merry Christmas

0:11:03 > 0:11:09# Open your eyes, look to the skies when you're lonely

0:11:10 > 0:11:15# There will be stars shining for you

0:11:17 > 0:11:25# Sleepers awake, it's getting late Snow is falling

0:11:25 > 0:11:30# The whole wide world is wombling, too

0:11:32 > 0:11:39# All day long we will be wombling in the snow

0:11:39 > 0:11:45# We wish you a Wombling Merry Christmas

0:11:46 > 0:11:53# All day long we will be laughing, as we go

0:11:54 > 0:11:57# We wish you a Wombling

0:11:57 > 0:12:02# Merry Christmas

0:12:07 > 0:12:13# Under the ground There is a sound of a symphony

0:12:13 > 0:12:18# The lights are low The fire is bright

0:12:21 > 0:12:25# Wombling through I'll tune in to you

0:12:25 > 0:12:28# You tune in to me

0:12:28 > 0:12:33# We'll send a message into the night

0:12:35 > 0:12:42# All day long we will be wombling in the snow

0:12:42 > 0:12:48# We wish you a Wombling Merry Christmas

0:12:50 > 0:12:57# All day long we will be laughing, as we go

0:12:57 > 0:13:04# We wish you a Wombling Merry Christmas

0:13:20 > 0:13:26# All day long we will be wombling in the snow

0:13:27 > 0:13:34# We wish you a Wombling Merry Christmas

0:13:35 > 0:13:41# All day long we will be laughing, as we go

0:13:42 > 0:13:49# We wish you a Wombling Merry Christmas. #

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Ah, here's Wham! now. And Top Gear fans,

0:13:54 > 0:13:58check out George's textbook braking on an icy surface.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Pity he didn't apply the same care before he ran into Snappy Snaps.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

0:14:08 > 0:14:13# But the very next day, you gave it away

0:14:13 > 0:14:18# This year, to save me from tears

0:14:18 > 0:14:21# I'll give it to someone special

0:14:22 > 0:14:26# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

0:14:26 > 0:14:31# But the very next day, you gave it away

0:14:31 > 0:14:35# This year, to save me from tears

0:14:35 > 0:14:39# I'll give it to someone special

0:14:59 > 0:15:03# Once bitten and twice shy

0:15:03 > 0:15:08# I keep my distance but you still catch my eye

0:15:08 > 0:15:12# Tell me, baby, do you recognise me?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16# Well, it's been a year It doesn't surprise me

0:15:17 > 0:15:21# Merry Christmas I wrapped it up and sent it

0:15:21 > 0:15:25# With a note saying "I love you", I meant it

0:15:25 > 0:15:29# Now I know what a fool I've been

0:15:29 > 0:15:31# But if you kissed me now

0:15:31 > 0:15:34# I know you'd fool me again

0:15:34 > 0:15:38# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

0:15:38 > 0:15:43# But the very next day, you gave it away

0:15:43 > 0:15:47# This year, to save me from tears

0:15:47 > 0:15:52# I'll give it to someone special

0:15:52 > 0:15:56# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

0:15:56 > 0:16:01# But the very next day, you gave it away

0:16:01 > 0:16:05# This year, to save me from tears

0:16:05 > 0:16:10# I'll give it to someone special

0:16:10 > 0:16:11# Oh-oh-oh

0:16:14 > 0:16:16# Oh, my baby

0:16:28 > 0:16:33# A crowded room Friends with tired eyes

0:16:33 > 0:16:37# I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice

0:16:37 > 0:16:41# My God, I thought you were someone to rely on

0:16:41 > 0:16:45# Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

0:16:45 > 0:16:50# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart

0:16:50 > 0:16:56# A man undercover but you tore me apart

0:16:57 > 0:17:01# Ooh-hoo Now I've found a real love

0:17:01 > 0:17:04# You'll never fool me again

0:17:04 > 0:17:08# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

0:17:08 > 0:17:13# But the very next day, you gave it away

0:17:13 > 0:17:17# This year, to save me from tears

0:17:17 > 0:17:22# I'll give it to someone special

0:17:22 > 0:17:26# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

0:17:26 > 0:17:31# But the very next day, you gave it away

0:17:31 > 0:17:35# This year, to save me from tears

0:17:35 > 0:17:40# I'll give it to someone special

0:17:40 > 0:17:43# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- # I gave you my heart.- #

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Yeah, power cut, so nobody's hairdryer works,

0:17:48 > 0:17:50so that's why they're all off home.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Now, this is what passed for entertainment in those days

0:17:52 > 0:17:55and, thanks to the miracle of time travel,

0:17:55 > 0:17:58surly tennis whiz Andy Murray on the drums.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01# Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way

0:18:01 > 0:18:05# We wonder what the other groups are doing this Christmas Day

0:18:05 > 0:18:09# We don't know, but we thought and we have a hunch

0:18:09 > 0:18:13# This is what The Rolling Stones had for Christmas lunch

0:18:14 > 0:18:17MUSIC INTRO TO "ALL OVER NOW"

0:18:19 > 0:18:22# We got our Christmas dinner now people stare

0:18:23 > 0:18:28# We killed our little red rooster for Christmas fare

0:18:28 > 0:18:32# No matter what we do it still tastes drastic

0:18:32 > 0:18:36# For how can you cook a piece of record plastic?

0:18:36 > 0:18:42# Well, we had our dinner But it's all over now

0:18:48 > 0:18:52# Now we have a jukebox man who always looks dead smart

0:18:52 > 0:18:57# The jukebox and his jury can tear this song apart... #

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Let's see what the jury think about this next Christmas song.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07MUSIC INTRO TO THE ANIMALS' "HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN"

0:19:08 > 0:19:14# We had to work hard all the year

0:19:14 > 0:19:20# And had no time for fun

0:19:20 > 0:19:27# But now we're off to celebrate

0:19:27 > 0:19:32# Down the road in The Rising Sun

0:19:33 > 0:19:37# We saw this today as we walked through the snow

0:19:37 > 0:19:41# Honey kissing Santa Claus beneath the mistletoe... #

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Hello, my name's Pete Murray.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I don't know what the rest of The Honeycombs would think. Do you?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53# Has she the right to kiss him?

0:19:53 > 0:19:57# Because we know she'll miss him

0:19:57 > 0:20:01# When he goes back until next year

0:20:01 > 0:20:04# Oh, oh, no

0:20:04 > 0:20:07# Do you need him? Sigh some sighs

0:20:07 > 0:20:10# Why don't you realise

0:20:10 > 0:20:14# You haven't kissed us in a year?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20# This next group are three boys who deserve a rest

0:20:20 > 0:20:25# The next DJ might wish them A whiter than white Christmas... #

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Hi there, pop pickers.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Here we have three bachelor boys.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34One from each watch, of course.

0:20:36 > 0:20:43# Wait for me

0:20:43 > 0:20:49# My Diane

0:20:49 > 0:20:54# I'll go out and get some more Christmas grub

0:20:54 > 0:20:55# Christmas grub

0:20:55 > 0:20:59- # You stay here- Ooo-ooh

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- # My Diane- My Diane

0:21:02 > 0:21:09# Cos Ramona's waiting round at the pub

0:21:09 > 0:21:13- # Wait for me... # - Pass the bottle, Paddy.- Hic!

0:21:13 > 0:21:20- # My Diane. - My Diane, my Diane

0:21:21 > 0:21:25MUSIC INTRO TO THE SUPREMES' "BABY LOVE"

0:21:28 > 0:21:30# Oooh-ooh-ooh

0:21:30 > 0:21:34# Sixpences are very good

0:21:34 > 0:21:38# If you find them in your Christmas pud

0:21:38 > 0:21:43- # But it might get you down - Don't throw your food away

0:21:43 > 0:21:45# If you find half a crown

0:21:45 > 0:21:49# Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh, ooo-oooh, oooh

0:21:49 > 0:21:52MUSIC INTRO TO THE BEATLES' "TWIST AND SHOUT"

0:21:56 > 0:22:00- # Well, pass the turkey, George. - Turkey, George

0:22:00 > 0:22:04- # Let's eat and drink - Eat and drink

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- # We've had just about everything - Everything

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- # Except the kitchen sink - Kitchen sink

0:22:12 > 0:22:13# Oooh!

0:22:13 > 0:22:16# Aaah

0:22:16 > 0:22:17# Aaah

0:22:17 > 0:22:19# Aaah

0:22:21 > 0:22:27# Shout, shout, shout Let's scream it out

0:22:27 > 0:22:31# Make it a ball Free for all

0:22:31 > 0:22:35# Lots of cheer in your New Year Let's drink! #

0:22:35 > 0:22:39To be fair, quite a lot of work in that and a very good Stones takeoff.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43The Darkness now. Ooh, nice outfit, Justin. Wipe-clean - very practical.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45And look out for Ruth Jones

0:22:45 > 0:22:47as Ness out of Gavin And Stacey on the drums.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53# Feigning joy and surprise

0:22:54 > 0:22:57# At the gifts we despise over mulled wine

0:22:58 > 0:22:59# With you

0:23:02 > 0:23:05# On the 25th day

0:23:05 > 0:23:09# Of the 12th month The sleigh bells are in time

0:23:09 > 0:23:12# Ringing true

0:23:14 > 0:23:18# How we cling each Noel to that snowflake's hope in hell

0:23:18 > 0:23:20# That it won't end

0:23:22 > 0:23:25# Don't let the bells end

0:23:25 > 0:23:30# Christmas time Just let them ring in peace

0:23:43 > 0:23:46# Well, the weather is cruel

0:23:46 > 0:23:49# And the season of Yule warms the heart

0:23:50 > 0:23:51# But it still hurts

0:23:55 > 0:23:58# So that's why I pray each and every Christmas Day

0:23:58 > 0:24:01# That it won't end

0:24:02 > 0:24:05# Don't let the bells end

0:24:05 > 0:24:11# Christmas time Just let them ring in peace

0:24:11 > 0:24:16# Christmas time Don't let the bells end

0:24:16 > 0:24:23# Christmas time Don't let the bells end

0:24:23 > 0:24:25# Poised underneath the mistletoe leaf

0:24:25 > 0:24:28# And you're not here

0:24:28 > 0:24:31# You went away on Boxing Day

0:24:31 > 0:24:35# Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year?

0:24:57 > 0:25:03# Christmas time Don't let the bells end

0:25:03 > 0:25:09# Christmas time Don't let the bells end

0:25:09 > 0:25:15# Christmas time Don't let the bells end

0:25:15 > 0:25:21# Christmas time Just let them ring in peace. #

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Come on, kids!

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Wow, seven songs in and that's our first children's choir.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34It had to happen, though.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Meanwhile, over at the army surplus store,

0:25:36 > 0:25:38some very unconvincing bugle playing is going on.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45# Hey, Mr Churchill comes over here

0:25:45 > 0:25:48# To say we're doing splendidly

0:25:48 > 0:25:50# But it's very cold out here in the snow

0:25:50 > 0:25:53# Marching to and from the enemy

0:25:53 > 0:25:55# Oh, I say it's tough I have had enough

0:25:55 > 0:25:57# Can you stop the cavalry?

0:26:16 > 0:26:18# I have had to fight almost every night

0:26:18 > 0:26:20# Down throughout these centuries

0:26:20 > 0:26:23# That is when I say Oh, yes, yet again

0:26:23 > 0:26:25# Can you stop the cavalry?

0:26:27 > 0:26:32# Mary Bradley waits at home in the nuclear fall-out zone

0:26:32 > 0:26:37# Wish I could be dancing now in the arms of the girl I love

0:26:40 > 0:26:42# Dub-a-dub-dum, dum-dum Dub-a-dub-dum, dum

0:26:42 > 0:26:45# Dub-a-dum, dum, dub-a-dum Dub-a-dub-a-dum

0:26:45 > 0:26:48# Dub-a-dub-dum, dum-dum Dub-a-dub-dum, dum

0:26:48 > 0:26:50# Dub-a-dum, dum, dub-a-dum Dub-a-dub-a-dum

0:26:50 > 0:26:54# Wish I was at home for Christmas

0:27:07 > 0:27:09# Bang, that's another bomb on another town

0:27:09 > 0:27:11# While Luzar and Jim have tea

0:27:11 > 0:27:14# If I get home live to tell the tale

0:27:14 > 0:27:16# I'll run for all presidencies

0:27:16 > 0:27:19# If I get elected, I'll stop

0:27:19 > 0:27:21# I will stop the cavalry

0:27:40 > 0:27:42# Dub-a-dub-dum, dum-dum Dub-a-dub-dum, dum

0:27:42 > 0:27:45# Dub-a-dum, dum, dub-a-dum Dub-a-dub-a-dum

0:27:45 > 0:27:47# Dub-a-dub-dum, dum-dum Dub-a-dub-dum, dum

0:27:47 > 0:27:50# Dub-a-dum, dum, dub-a-dum Dub-a-dub-a-dum

0:27:50 > 0:27:54Wish I was at home for Christmas

0:27:55 > 0:28:00# Wish I could be dancing now in the arms of the girl I love

0:28:00 > 0:28:05# Mary Bradley waits at home She's been waiting two years long

0:28:08 > 0:28:12# Wish I was at home for Christmas. #

0:28:23 > 0:28:26And next, the mighty, mighty Ramones with a message of

0:28:26 > 0:28:31Christmas peace and love. Featuring Joey on vocals and Johnny on guitar,

0:28:31 > 0:28:35who didn't speak to each other for 20 years. Goodwill to all men, eh?

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Except the one who ran off with your girlfriend, possibly.

0:28:38 > 0:28:41- What?- We were supposed to visit my parents in Minneola

0:28:41 > 0:28:45but, no, we have to have a Christmas party for your friends!

0:28:45 > 0:28:48- My friends?- Yes!- What about your friends?- I don't have any friends!

0:28:49 > 0:28:55# Merry Christmas I don't want to fight tonight

0:29:03 > 0:29:06# Merry Christmas I don't want to fight tonight

0:29:06 > 0:29:09# Merry Christmas I don't want to fight tonight

0:29:09 > 0:29:12# Merry Christmas I don't want to fight tonight

0:29:12 > 0:29:14# With you

0:29:16 > 0:29:19# Where is Santa and his sleigh?

0:29:19 > 0:29:22# Tell me why is it always this way?

0:29:22 > 0:29:25# Where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen, baby?

0:29:25 > 0:29:29# Merry Christmas Merry, merry, merry Christmas

0:29:29 > 0:29:32# All the children are tucked in their beds

0:29:32 > 0:29:35# Sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads

0:29:35 > 0:29:39# Snowball fighting It's so exciting, baby

0:29:41 > 0:29:47# I love you and you love me and that's the way it's got to be

0:29:47 > 0:29:50# I loved you from the start

0:29:50 > 0:29:54# Cos Christmas ain't the time for breaking each other's heart

0:29:54 > 0:29:57# Where is Santa and his sleigh?

0:29:57 > 0:30:00# Tell me why is it always this way?

0:30:00 > 0:30:04# Where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen, baby?

0:30:04 > 0:30:07# Merry Christmas Merry, merry, merry Christmas

0:30:07 > 0:30:10# All the children are tucked in their beds

0:30:10 > 0:30:13# Sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads

0:30:13 > 0:30:16# Snowball fighting It's so exciting, baby

0:30:18 > 0:30:19# Yeah, yeah, yeah

0:30:19 > 0:30:26# I love you and you love me and that's the way it's got to be

0:30:26 > 0:30:29# I loved you from the start

0:30:29 > 0:30:32# Cos Christmas ain't the time for breaking each other's heart

0:30:32 > 0:30:35# Merry Christmas I don't want to fight tonight

0:30:35 > 0:30:39# Merry Christmas I don't want to fight tonight

0:30:39 > 0:30:43# Merry Christmas I don't want to fight tonight

0:30:43 > 0:30:45# With you. #

0:30:45 > 0:30:49Alexandra Burke now. It's starts slowly, this, but don't worry -

0:30:49 > 0:30:52there is an oven-ready choir coming along in a minute or two,

0:30:52 > 0:30:53to liven things up.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57# I heard there was a secret chord

0:30:57 > 0:31:02# That David played and it pleased the Lord

0:31:02 > 0:31:08# But you don't really care for music, do ya?

0:31:09 > 0:31:14# Well, it goes like this The fourth, the fifth

0:31:14 > 0:31:18# The minor fall and the major lift

0:31:18 > 0:31:23# The baffled king composing Hallelujah

0:31:26 > 0:31:29# Hallelujah

0:31:29 > 0:31:32# Hallelujah

0:31:32 > 0:31:36# Hallelujah

0:31:36 > 0:31:43# Hallelu-u-u-u-jah

0:31:49 > 0:31:53# The faith was strong but you needed proof

0:31:53 > 0:31:57# You saw her bathing on the roof

0:31:57 > 0:32:04# Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya

0:32:05 > 0:32:09# She tied you to her kitchen chair

0:32:09 > 0:32:13# She broke your throne and she cut your hair

0:32:13 > 0:32:18# And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

0:32:20 > 0:32:24# Hallelujah

0:32:24 > 0:32:27# Hallelujah

0:32:27 > 0:32:31# Hallelujah

0:32:32 > 0:32:37# Halleluu-u-u-u-jah... #

0:32:55 > 0:32:57# Maybe there's a God above

0:32:57 > 0:33:01# But all I've ever learned from love

0:33:01 > 0:33:06# Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya

0:33:09 > 0:33:13# And it's not a cry that you hear at night

0:33:13 > 0:33:17# It's not someone who's seen the light

0:33:17 > 0:33:24# It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

0:33:24 > 0:33:28# Hallelujah

0:33:28 > 0:33:32# Hallelujah

0:33:32 > 0:33:35# Hallelujah

0:33:35 > 0:33:39# Hallelujah

0:33:39 > 0:33:42# Hallelujah

0:33:42 > 0:33:44# Hallelujah

0:33:44 > 0:33:46# Hallelujah

0:33:46 > 0:33:48# Whoa!

0:33:48 > 0:33:50# Hallelujah

0:33:50 > 0:33:52# Hallelujah!

0:33:52 > 0:34:02# Hallelu-u-u-u-jah... #

0:34:02 > 0:34:04APPLAUSE

0:34:04 > 0:34:08# Hallelujah

0:34:08 > 0:34:16# Hallelu-u-u-u-jah. #

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Next, Britain's foremost male vocal group,

0:34:19 > 0:34:21performing in front of a large shower curtain(!)

0:34:21 > 0:34:23You probably had to be there,

0:34:23 > 0:34:25though, personally, I'm glad I wasn't.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27# We'll drink a drink, a drink

0:34:27 > 0:34:29# To Lily The Pink, The Pink, The Pink

0:34:29 > 0:34:33# The saviour of the human race

0:34:33 > 0:34:36# For she invented medicinal compound

0:34:36 > 0:34:40# Most efficacious in every case

0:34:40 > 0:34:44# Mr Frears had sticky-out ears

0:34:44 > 0:34:47# And it made him awful shy

0:34:47 > 0:34:51# So they gave him medicinal compound

0:34:51 > 0:34:54# Now he's seen, but never 'eard

0:34:56 > 0:34:58# Auntie Milly ran willy-nilly

0:34:58 > 0:35:02# And so they put her in a home

0:35:02 > 0:35:06# Where they gave her medicinal compound

0:35:06 > 0:35:10# And now he joins in all their games

0:35:10 > 0:35:13# We'll drink a drink, a drink

0:35:13 > 0:35:15# To Lily The Pink, The Pink, The Pink

0:35:15 > 0:35:19# The saviour of the human race

0:35:19 > 0:35:22# For she invented medicinal compound

0:35:22 > 0:35:26# Most efficacious in every case

0:35:26 > 0:35:29# Old Jennifer Eccles had terrible freckles

0:35:29 > 0:35:32# And so they put her in a home

0:35:32 > 0:35:37# Where they gave her medicinal compound

0:35:37 > 0:35:40# And now they move her around on wheels

0:35:40 > 0:35:43# Lily The Pink, she turned to the drink, she

0:35:43 > 0:35:48# Filled up with paraffin inside

0:35:48 > 0:35:51# And despite her medicinal compound

0:35:51 > 0:35:54# Sadly, pickled Lily died... #

0:35:54 > 0:35:56Ah!

0:35:56 > 0:35:58(SOUTHERN PREACHER VOICE) Up to heaven...

0:35:58 > 0:36:01# Up to heaven... #

0:36:01 > 0:36:03..Her soul ascended.

0:36:03 > 0:36:07# Her soul ascended... #

0:36:07 > 0:36:09All the church bells, they did ring.

0:36:09 > 0:36:15# All the church bells, they did ring... #

0:36:15 > 0:36:17She took with her...

0:36:17 > 0:36:20# She took with her... #

0:36:20 > 0:36:22..Medicinal compound.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25# Medicinal compound... #

0:36:25 > 0:36:28Hark, the herald angels sing.

0:36:28 > 0:36:33# Hark, the herald angels sing

0:36:36 > 0:36:41# Oh...

0:36:45 > 0:36:48# We'll...

0:36:49 > 0:36:51# Drink a drink, a drink

0:36:51 > 0:36:53# To Lily The Pink, The Pink, The Pink

0:36:53 > 0:36:56# The saviour of the human race

0:36:56 > 0:37:00# When she invented medicinal compound

0:37:00 > 0:37:04# Most efficacious

0:37:04 > 0:37:12# In every case. #

0:37:12 > 0:37:15- APPLAUSE - The one on the left, by the way,

0:37:15 > 0:37:18was called Mike McCartney, whose brother was someone famous.

0:37:18 > 0:37:19Can't remember who(!)

0:37:25 > 0:37:27# The mood is right

0:37:27 > 0:37:29# The spirit's up

0:37:29 > 0:37:31# We're here tonight

0:37:31 > 0:37:34# And that's enough

0:37:34 > 0:37:39# Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

0:37:39 > 0:37:44# Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

0:37:44 > 0:37:47# The party's on

0:37:47 > 0:37:48# The feeling's here

0:37:50 > 0:37:52# That only comes

0:37:52 > 0:37:54# This time of year

0:37:54 > 0:37:59# Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

0:37:59 > 0:38:04# Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

0:38:04 > 0:38:10# The choir of children sing their song... #

0:38:10 > 0:38:14SYNTHESIZER RIFF

0:38:14 > 0:38:20# Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding

0:38:20 > 0:38:23# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

0:38:23 > 0:38:26# Ooh, ooh, ooh, doo, doo, ooh

0:38:28 > 0:38:30# Doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo, doo... #

0:38:33 > 0:38:35GUITAR SOLO

0:38:39 > 0:38:45# We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime

0:38:45 > 0:38:49# Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

0:38:49 > 0:38:53# The word is out

0:38:53 > 0:38:55# About the town

0:38:55 > 0:38:57# To lift a glass

0:38:57 > 0:39:00# Oh, and don't look down

0:39:00 > 0:39:05# Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

0:39:05 > 0:39:11# The choir of children sing their song

0:39:11 > 0:39:14# They practiced all year long

0:39:16 > 0:39:20# Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding

0:39:20 > 0:39:26# Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong Ding-dong, dong

0:39:26 > 0:39:30# The party's on, the spirit's up

0:39:30 > 0:39:32# We're here tonight

0:39:34 > 0:39:35# And that's enough

0:39:35 > 0:39:40# Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

0:39:40 > 0:39:43# We're simply having

0:39:43 > 0:39:45# A wonderful Christmastime... #

0:39:45 > 0:39:46APPLAUSE

0:39:46 > 0:39:49And now, another supergroup, consisting of two members of Mud,

0:39:49 > 0:39:52Hoddle, Waddle... oh, no, hang on, it's The Greedies.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Three Thin Lizzys, two Sex Pistols...

0:39:54 > 0:39:57# And a partridge in a pear tree. #

0:39:57 > 0:39:59GUITAR RIFF

0:40:03 > 0:40:05# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:40:05 > 0:40:08# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:40:08 > 0:40:12# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:40:12 > 0:40:14# And a happy New Year

0:40:15 > 0:40:19# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:40:19 > 0:40:22# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:40:22 > 0:40:24# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:40:24 > 0:40:27# And a happy New Year... #

0:40:28 > 0:40:30GUITAR RIFF

0:40:39 > 0:40:44# Jingle bells, jingle, jangle Jingle all the way

0:40:45 > 0:40:50# Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

0:40:50 > 0:40:51# Hey!

0:40:51 > 0:40:56# Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way

0:40:56 > 0:41:01# Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

0:41:01 > 0:41:03# Hey!

0:41:03 > 0:41:08# Jingle bells, jingle, jangle Jangle all the way

0:41:08 > 0:41:11# Oh, what fun it is to ride

0:41:11 > 0:41:13# Oh, what fun it is to ride

0:41:13 > 0:41:17# Oh, what fun it is to ride

0:41:17 > 0:41:19# In a one-horse open sleigh

0:41:24 > 0:41:27# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:41:27 > 0:41:29# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:41:29 > 0:41:32# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:41:32 > 0:41:35# And a happy New Year

0:41:35 > 0:41:38# Jingle bells, jingle, jangle

0:41:38 > 0:41:41# Jingle all the way

0:41:41 > 0:41:44# Oh, what fun it is to ride

0:41:44 > 0:41:46# In a one-horse open sleigh

0:41:46 > 0:41:47# Hey!

0:41:47 > 0:41:50# Jingle bells, jingle, jangle

0:41:50 > 0:41:53# Jangle all the way

0:41:53 > 0:41:56# Oh, what fun it is to ride

0:41:56 > 0:41:59# Oh, what fun it is to ride

0:41:59 > 0:42:01# Oh, what fun it is to ride

0:42:01 > 0:42:04# in a one-horse open sleigh

0:42:09 > 0:42:11# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:42:11 > 0:42:14# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:42:14 > 0:42:17# We wish you a merry Christmas

0:42:17 > 0:42:20# And a happy New Year... #

0:42:20 > 0:42:23So, Happy Christmas from all of us here at Top Of The Pops 2.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Say, why don't we nip over to Santa's grotto...

0:42:25 > 0:42:27in Bristol's St Pauls?

0:42:27 > 0:42:29Dreadlock beard. Nice touch.

0:42:29 > 0:42:33# Ethnic-orientrated reggae sound

0:42:33 > 0:42:36# Come to turn this world upside down

0:42:38 > 0:42:41# Christmastime is in the air again

0:42:41 > 0:42:45# And old, old enemies now turning friends

0:42:45 > 0:42:47# Well...

0:42:47 > 0:42:51# Tell me you feel all right O, Holy Night

0:42:51 > 0:42:55# Tell me you feel all right Silent Night

0:42:55 > 0:42:57# Tell me you feel all right

0:42:57 > 0:42:59# And just rejoice

0:42:59 > 0:43:01# Tell me you feel all right

0:43:03 > 0:43:06# Down here in Bristol

0:43:06 > 0:43:08# We are coming alive

0:43:08 > 0:43:12# Making way for 1985

0:43:12 > 0:43:13# Caution, motorists

0:43:13 > 0:43:16# If you drink, don't drive

0:43:16 > 0:43:20# Stay alive Let your dreams materialise

0:43:20 > 0:43:23# Well, and Jah will make you feel all right

0:43:23 > 0:43:25# O, Holy Night

0:43:25 > 0:43:29# Jah will make you feel all right Silent Night

0:43:29 > 0:43:32# Jah will make you feel all right

0:43:32 > 0:43:34# Hey, just rejoice

0:43:34 > 0:43:37# Jah will make you feel all right

0:43:37 > 0:43:39# It's a reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae

0:43:39 > 0:43:41# Reggae, reggae Christmas on Ebony

0:43:41 > 0:43:44# It's a reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae

0:43:44 > 0:43:47# Reggae, reggae Christmas Everybody, have a

0:43:47 > 0:43:50# Merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas

0:43:50 > 0:43:53# Have a merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas

0:43:53 > 0:43:58# 1984 is gone for sure

0:43:58 > 0:44:02# 1985 is just next door

0:44:02 > 0:44:06# Reggae music is the only cure

0:44:06 > 0:44:11# To bridge the gap between the rich and poor, yes

0:44:11 > 0:44:14# All owed by the soul around the world

0:44:14 > 0:44:19# Lord, all owed by the soul around the world

0:44:19 > 0:44:21# It's a reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae

0:44:21 > 0:44:23# Reggae, reggae Christmas

0:44:23 > 0:44:26# It's a reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae

0:44:26 > 0:44:28# Reggae, reggae Christmas, aye

0:44:28 > 0:44:31# Have a reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae, reggae,

0:44:31 > 0:44:33# Reggae, Ebony Christmas, all right

0:44:33 > 0:44:36# Have a merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. #

0:44:36 > 0:44:38Apparently, reggae music is the only cure

0:44:38 > 0:44:41to bridge the gap between rich and poor.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Well, good luck with that, Mikey(!)

0:44:43 > 0:44:46I'll leave you to pass the message on to Roman Abramovich.

0:44:46 > 0:44:50Now, this is more than a little surreal.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52# Ba-da-da-dum

0:44:52 > 0:44:54# Ba-da-da-dum

0:44:54 > 0:44:57# Looking from a window above

0:44:57 > 0:45:00# It's like a story of love

0:45:01 > 0:45:04# Can you hear me?

0:45:04 > 0:45:07# Came back only yesterday

0:45:07 > 0:45:09# Moving further away

0:45:10 > 0:45:13# Want you near me

0:45:15 > 0:45:18# All I needed was the love you gave

0:45:19 > 0:45:24# All I needed for another day

0:45:24 > 0:45:26# All I ever knew

0:45:28 > 0:45:29# Only you

0:45:33 > 0:45:36# Sometimes when I think of your name

0:45:37 > 0:45:38# And it's only a game

0:45:39 > 0:45:43# And I need you

0:45:43 > 0:45:46# Listening to the words that you say

0:45:46 > 0:45:48# Getting harder to stay

0:45:49 > 0:45:53# When I see you

0:45:53 > 0:45:57# All I needed was the love you gave

0:45:58 > 0:46:03# All I needed for another day

0:46:03 > 0:46:05# And all I ever knew

0:46:06 > 0:46:08# Only you

0:46:12 > 0:46:17# Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, da, da

0:46:17 > 0:46:22# Ba-da, da, da Ba-da, da, da

0:46:22 > 0:46:27# Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da, da, da

0:46:27 > 0:46:31# Ba-da, da, da Ba-da, da, da

0:46:31 > 0:46:37# All I needed was the love you gave

0:46:37 > 0:46:40# All I needed for another day

0:46:41 > 0:46:44# All I ever knew

0:46:45 > 0:46:46# Only you

0:46:51 > 0:46:54# This is gonna take a long time

0:46:54 > 0:46:57# And I wonder what's mine

0:46:57 > 0:47:00# Can't take no more

0:47:00 > 0:47:03# Wonder if you'll understand

0:47:03 > 0:47:06It's just the touch of your hand

0:47:06 > 0:47:11# Behind a closed door

0:47:11 > 0:47:14# All I needed was the love you gave

0:47:16 > 0:47:19# All I needed for another day

0:47:20 > 0:47:23# All I ever knew

0:47:24 > 0:47:25# Only you

0:47:30 > 0:47:32# Ba-da, da, da. #

0:47:32 > 0:47:35Mummy, make the scary men go away. Phew, they're melting.

0:47:35 > 0:47:39And here's Dana. Everything's going to be all right, after all.

0:47:39 > 0:47:44# It's gonna be a cold, cold Christmas

0:47:44 > 0:47:47# Without you

0:47:47 > 0:47:55# Dreaming of those warm, warm lazy summer days

0:47:55 > 0:48:00# It's gonna be a long and lonely Christmas

0:48:00 > 0:48:03# Without you

0:48:03 > 0:48:10# Missing you, my darling in, oh, so many ways

0:48:14 > 0:48:16# Yesterday I saw your mom and dad

0:48:16 > 0:48:21# We bought our cards together

0:48:21 > 0:48:25# I've put the presents on the Christmas tree

0:48:25 > 0:48:29# And there I write this letter

0:48:29 > 0:48:32# It's warm inside

0:48:32 > 0:48:36# The log fire's burning bright

0:48:36 > 0:48:42# Oh, darling, if only you were here to make it right

0:48:43 > 0:48:48# It's gonna be a cold, cold Christmas

0:48:48 > 0:48:51# Without you

0:48:51 > 0:48:59# Dreaming of those warm, warm lazy summer days

0:48:59 > 0:49:04# It's gonna be a long and lonely Christmas

0:49:04 > 0:49:06# Without you

0:49:08 > 0:49:15# Missing you, my darling in, oh, so many ways

0:49:17 > 0:49:20# I didn't bother with the mistletoe

0:49:20 > 0:49:25# You won't be here to kiss me

0:49:25 > 0:49:29# The only consolation that I've got

0:49:29 > 0:49:33# I'll know for sure you miss me

0:49:33 > 0:49:37# It won't be long

0:49:37 > 0:49:40# Until you're home again

0:49:40 > 0:49:44# And we can share these magic moments

0:49:44 > 0:49:47# But till then

0:49:47 > 0:49:52# It's gonna be a cold, cold Christmas

0:49:52 > 0:49:56# Without you

0:49:56 > 0:50:04# Dreaming of those warm, warm lazy summer days

0:50:04 > 0:50:08# It's gonna be a long and lonely Christmas

0:50:08 > 0:50:12# Without you

0:50:12 > 0:50:14# Missing you, my darling. #

0:50:15 > 0:50:20Ah, yes, lovely Dana. Looks very sweet but could be vicious if riled.

0:50:20 > 0:50:22Why else do you think they put her in that cage?

0:50:22 > 0:50:24A perennial favourite now.

0:50:24 > 0:50:26And at the piano, the thinking man's Liberace.

0:50:26 > 0:50:30# It was Christmas Eve, babe

0:50:30 > 0:50:33# In the drunk tank

0:50:35 > 0:50:38# An old man said to me

0:50:39 > 0:50:42# "Won't see another one"

0:50:44 > 0:50:48# And then he sang a song

0:50:48 > 0:50:52# The Rare Old Mountain Dew

0:50:52 > 0:50:55# I turned my face away

0:50:56 > 0:51:01# And dreamed about you

0:51:01 > 0:51:04# Got on a lucky one

0:51:05 > 0:51:09# Came in 18-1

0:51:09 > 0:51:12# I've got a feeling

0:51:13 > 0:51:16# This year's for me and you

0:51:18 > 0:51:21# So, happy Christmas

0:51:22 > 0:51:26# I love you, baby

0:51:26 > 0:51:29# I can see a better time

0:51:30 > 0:51:34# When all our dreams come true

0:51:47 > 0:51:50# They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold

0:51:50 > 0:51:53# But the wind goes right through you, it's no place for the old

0:51:53 > 0:51:56# When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve

0:51:56 > 0:51:59# You promised me Broadway was waiting for me

0:51:59 > 0:52:00- # You were handsome - You were pretty

0:52:00 > 0:52:02# Queen of New York City

0:52:02 > 0:52:05# When the band finished playing they howled out for more

0:52:05 > 0:52:08# Sinatra was swinging All the drunks they were singing

0:52:08 > 0:52:11# We kissed on a corner then danced through the night

0:52:11 > 0:52:14# The boys of the NYPD Choir

0:52:14 > 0:52:17# Were singing Galway Bay

0:52:17 > 0:52:21# And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day

0:52:32 > 0:52:33# You're a bum, you're a punk

0:52:33 > 0:52:35# You're an old slut on junk

0:52:35 > 0:52:38# Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

0:52:38 > 0:52:41# You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot

0:52:41 > 0:52:44# Happy Christmas, you arse I pray God it's our last

0:52:44 > 0:52:46# The boys of the NYPD Choir

0:52:46 > 0:52:49# Still singing Galway Bay

0:52:49 > 0:52:54# And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day

0:53:04 > 0:53:07# I could have been someone

0:53:07 > 0:53:10# Well, so could anyone

0:53:10 > 0:53:13# You took my dreams from me

0:53:13 > 0:53:16# When I first found you

0:53:16 > 0:53:19# I kept them with me, babe

0:53:19 > 0:53:22# I put them with my own

0:53:22 > 0:53:25# Can't make it all alone

0:53:25 > 0:53:28# I've built my dreams around you

0:53:30 > 0:53:33# The boys of the NYPD Choir

0:53:33 > 0:53:36# Still singing Galway Bay

0:53:36 > 0:53:40# And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day. #

0:53:45 > 0:53:48Kirsty and Shane, the Kylie and Jason of the snug bar.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54OK, Christmas for the Pet Shop Boys has come round again and, look,

0:53:54 > 0:53:58Neil has bought Chris a new hat and a home computer. And, for Neil,

0:53:58 > 0:54:00that's right, cufflinks again.

0:54:00 > 0:54:04And a shirt with too large a collar. "Cheers, mate(!)"

0:54:04 > 0:54:08# Maybe I didn't treat you

0:54:08 > 0:54:11# Quite as good as I should

0:54:12 > 0:54:16# Maybe I didn't love you

0:54:16 > 0:54:19# Quite as often as I could

0:54:19 > 0:54:23# Little things I should've said and done

0:54:23 > 0:54:27# I never took the time

0:54:27 > 0:54:30# You were always on my mind

0:54:31 > 0:54:33# You were always on my mind

0:54:35 > 0:54:39# Maybe I didn't hold you

0:54:39 > 0:54:42# All those lonely, lonely times

0:54:43 > 0:54:46# And I guess I never told you

0:54:46 > 0:54:50# I'm so happy that you're mine

0:54:50 > 0:54:54# If I made you feel second best

0:54:54 > 0:54:57# I'm so sorry, I was blind

0:54:58 > 0:55:02# You were always on my mind

0:55:02 > 0:55:05# You were always on my mind

0:55:05 > 0:55:08# Tell me

0:55:08 > 0:55:13# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died

0:55:13 > 0:55:16# Give me

0:55:16 > 0:55:20# One more chance to keep you satisfied

0:55:20 > 0:55:22# Satisfied

0:55:36 > 0:55:40# Little things I should've said and done

0:55:40 > 0:55:43# I never took the time

0:55:44 > 0:55:46# You were always on my mind

0:55:48 > 0:55:51# You were always on my mind

0:55:51 > 0:55:55# Tell me

0:55:55 > 0:55:58# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died

0:55:58 > 0:56:02# Give me

0:56:02 > 0:56:06# One more chance to keep you satisfied

0:56:06 > 0:56:10# You were always on my mind

0:56:10 > 0:56:14# You were always on my mind

0:56:14 > 0:56:18# You were always on my mind

0:56:18 > 0:56:22# You were always on my mind

0:56:22 > 0:56:26# You were always on my mind

0:56:26 > 0:56:29# You were always on my mind

0:56:38 > 0:56:41# Maybe I didn't treat you

0:56:41 > 0:56:45# Quite as good as I should

0:56:45 > 0:56:49# Maybe I didn't love you

0:56:49 > 0:56:53# Quite as often as I could

0:56:53 > 0:56:57# Maybe I didn't hold you

0:56:57 > 0:57:00# All those lonely, lonely times

0:57:00 > 0:57:04# And I guess I never told you

0:57:04 > 0:57:07# I'm so happy that you're mine. #

0:57:07 > 0:57:10And next, marooned at the bottom of some stairs leading nowhere,

0:57:10 > 0:57:14surrounded by weirdos moving slowly, it's the goddess Francoise Hardy.

0:57:14 > 0:57:18# I'm the song of winter

0:57:18 > 0:57:22# I'm the falling snow

0:57:22 > 0:57:25# Can't you hear me calling you

0:57:25 > 0:57:28# Whenever the north wind blows?

0:57:34 > 0:57:37# I'm the cool of evening

0:57:37 > 0:57:42# I'm the velvet sky

0:57:42 > 0:57:45# Can't you hear me calling you

0:57:45 > 0:57:49# Whenever the breeze passes by?

0:57:53 > 0:57:56# Oh, can't you hear me calling?

0:57:56 > 0:57:59# Oh, can't you hear my love?

0:58:00 > 0:58:04# Oh, can't you hear me calling you?

0:58:04 > 0:58:06# For wherever you are

0:58:06 > 0:58:11# I am sending my love

0:58:22 > 0:58:27# I'm the misty rainbow

0:58:27 > 0:58:31# I'm a falling star

0:58:31 > 0:58:34# Can't you hear me calling you?

0:58:34 > 0:58:37# My love is wherever you are

0:58:42 > 0:58:45# Oh, can't you hear me calling?

0:58:45 > 0:58:48# Oh, can't you hear my love?

0:58:49 > 0:58:53# Oh, can't you hear me calling you?

0:58:53 > 0:58:55# On the day you return

0:58:55 > 0:58:58# I'll be waiting, my love

0:59:11 > 0:59:15# I'm the song of winter

0:59:15 > 0:59:19# I'm the falling snow

0:59:19 > 0:59:23# I'm the cool of evening

0:59:23 > 0:59:26# I'm a velvet sky. #

0:59:38 > 0:59:41All right, boys and girls, we scared you with The Flying Pickets

0:59:41 > 0:59:42and you still wouldn't behave.

0:59:42 > 0:59:45Now here are some more terrifying snowmen.

0:59:45 > 0:59:46Think of this as a final warning.

0:59:46 > 0:59:48# Put your left leg in Your left leg out

0:59:48 > 0:59:51# In, out, in, out Shake it all about

0:59:51 > 0:59:53# Do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

0:59:53 > 0:59:56# That's what it's all about

0:59:56 > 0:59:58# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

0:59:58 > 1:00:01# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:01 > 1:00:03# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:03 > 1:00:05# Knees bent, arms stretched Rah, rah, rah

1:00:05 > 1:00:08# Put your right leg in Your right leg out

1:00:08 > 1:00:10# In, out, in, out Shake it all about

1:00:10 > 1:00:13# Do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

1:00:13 > 1:00:15# That's what it's all about

1:00:15 > 1:00:17# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:17 > 1:00:20# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:20 > 1:00:22# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:22 > 1:00:24# Knees bent, arms stretched Rah, rah, rah

1:00:24 > 1:00:27# Put your left arm in Your left arm out

1:00:27 > 1:00:29# In, out, in, out Shake it all about

1:00:29 > 1:00:32# Do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

1:00:32 > 1:00:34# That's what it's all about

1:00:34 > 1:00:36# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:36 > 1:00:39# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:39 > 1:00:41# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:41 > 1:00:44# Knees bent, arms stretched Rah, rah, rah

1:00:44 > 1:00:46# Put your right arm in Your right arm out

1:00:46 > 1:00:48# In, out, in, out Shake it all about

1:00:48 > 1:00:51# Do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

1:00:51 > 1:00:53# That's what it's all about

1:00:53 > 1:00:56# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:56 > 1:00:58# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:00:58 > 1:01:00# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:00 > 1:01:02# Knees bent, arms stretched Rah, rah, rah

1:01:13 > 1:01:15# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:15 > 1:01:17# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:17 > 1:01:20# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:20 > 1:01:22# Knees bent, arms stretched Rah, rah, rah

1:01:22 > 1:01:24# Put your whole self in Your whole self out

1:01:24 > 1:01:27# In, out, in, out Shake it all about

1:01:27 > 1:01:29# Do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

1:01:29 > 1:01:32# That's what it's all about

1:01:32 > 1:01:34# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:34 > 1:01:37# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:37 > 1:01:39# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:39 > 1:01:41# Knees bent, arms stretched Rah, rah, rah

1:01:41 > 1:01:44# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:44 > 1:01:46# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:46 > 1:01:49# Oh, Hokey Cokey, Cokey

1:01:49 > 1:01:51# Knees bent, arms stretched Rah, rah, rah. #

1:01:52 > 1:01:55Deeply strange. A Christmas night with the stars now.

1:01:55 > 1:01:58How many can you spot? Not sure of the first one, though, are you?

1:02:05 > 1:02:10# The road is long

1:02:12 > 1:02:18# With many a winding turn

1:02:18 > 1:02:22# That leads us to who

1:02:22 > 1:02:25# Who knows where

1:02:25 > 1:02:29# Who knows when?

1:02:32 > 1:02:37# But I'm strong

1:02:37 > 1:02:43# Strong enough to carry him

1:02:46 > 1:02:50# He ain't heavy

1:02:50 > 1:02:53# He's my brother

1:02:56 > 1:03:01# So on we go

1:03:02 > 1:03:07# His welfare is of my concern

1:03:08 > 1:03:15# No burden is he to bear

1:03:15 > 1:03:20# We'll get there

1:03:22 > 1:03:27# For I know

1:03:27 > 1:03:34# He would not encumber me

1:03:36 > 1:03:39# He ain't heavy

1:03:40 > 1:03:44# He's my brother

1:03:47 > 1:03:53# If I'm laden, laden at all

1:03:53 > 1:03:59# I'm laden with sadness

1:03:59 > 1:04:05# That everyone's heart

1:04:05 > 1:04:11# Isn't filled with gladness

1:04:12 > 1:04:17# Of love

1:04:17 > 1:04:23# For one another

1:04:23 > 1:04:28# It's a long, long road

1:04:30 > 1:04:35# From which there is no return

1:04:36 > 1:04:40# While we're on our way

1:04:41 > 1:04:47# To there, why not share?

1:04:50 > 1:04:55# And the load

1:04:55 > 1:05:02# It doesn't weigh me down at all

1:05:05 > 1:05:07# Cos he ain't heavy

1:05:07 > 1:05:13# He ain't heavy He's my brother

1:05:31 > 1:05:35# No, no, no

1:05:35 > 1:05:41# He's my brother

1:05:41 > 1:05:45# He's my brother Oh, yes, he is

1:05:45 > 1:05:47# He's my brother

1:05:47 > 1:05:51# He ain't heavy

1:05:53 > 1:05:57# He's my brother

1:05:59 > 1:06:06# He ain't heavy. #

1:06:23 > 1:06:26Meanwhile, over in west London,

1:06:26 > 1:06:31a drop-in centre for rampant egomaniacs experiences a busy time

1:06:31 > 1:06:32over the festive period.

1:06:32 > 1:06:35# It's Christmas time

1:06:36 > 1:06:38# There's no need to be afraid

1:06:41 > 1:06:43# At Christmas time

1:06:44 > 1:06:45# We let in light

1:06:45 > 1:06:47# And we banish shade

1:06:49 > 1:06:53# And in our world of plenty

1:06:53 > 1:06:56# We can spread a smile of joy

1:06:57 > 1:07:01# Throw your arms around the world

1:07:01 > 1:07:04# At Christmas time

1:07:05 > 1:07:07# But say a prayer

1:07:09 > 1:07:13# Pray for the other ones

1:07:14 > 1:07:18# At Christmas time, it's hard

1:07:18 > 1:07:21# But when you're having fun

1:07:22 > 1:07:26# There's a world outside your window

1:07:26 > 1:07:30# And it's a world of dread and fear

1:07:31 > 1:07:35# Where the only water flowing

1:07:35 > 1:07:38# Is the bitter sting of tears

1:07:39 > 1:07:43# And the Christmas bells that ring there

1:07:43 > 1:07:46# Are the clanging chimes of doom

1:07:47 > 1:07:49# Well, tonight

1:07:49 > 1:07:54# Thank God it's them, instead of you

1:07:56 > 1:08:00# And there won't be snow in Africa

1:08:00 > 1:08:02# This Christmas time

1:08:04 > 1:08:10# The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

1:08:11 > 1:08:13# Oh-oh-hoh

1:08:13 > 1:08:17# Where nothing ever grows

1:08:17 > 1:08:20# No rain or rivers flow

1:08:21 > 1:08:24# Do they know it's Christmas

1:08:24 > 1:08:26# Time at all?

1:08:30 > 1:08:31# Here's to you

1:08:31 > 1:08:34# Raise a glass for everyone

1:08:34 > 1:08:36# Here's to them

1:08:36 > 1:08:38# Underneath that burning sun

1:08:38 > 1:08:44# Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

1:08:59 > 1:09:03# Feed the world

1:09:07 > 1:09:11# Feed the world

1:09:16 > 1:09:20# Feed the world

1:09:20 > 1:09:24# Let them know it's Christmas time

1:09:24 > 1:09:28# Feed the world

1:09:28 > 1:09:32# Let them know it's Christmas time

1:09:32 > 1:09:36# Feed the world. #

1:09:36 > 1:09:39And all for a good cause, so smiles all round.

1:09:39 > 1:09:41Well, except for Paul Weller, obviously.

1:09:41 > 1:09:45More Christmas knitwear in evidence now. Fatboy Slim in the middle,

1:09:45 > 1:09:47by the way, before he moved on

1:09:47 > 1:09:49from bad knitwear to bad shirts.

1:09:52 > 1:09:55# Are you ready?

1:09:55 > 1:09:57# Are you ready?

1:09:57 > 1:10:00# Are you ready?

1:10:00 > 1:10:02# Are you ready?

1:10:02 > 1:10:06# Are you ready for the time of your life?

1:10:06 > 1:10:09# It's time to stand up and fight

1:10:09 > 1:10:12# It's all right, it's all right

1:10:12 > 1:10:19# Hand in hand, we'll take a caravan to the motherland

1:10:23 > 1:10:27# One by one we going to stand up with pride

1:10:27 > 1:10:29# One that can't be denied

1:10:29 > 1:10:33# Stand up, stand up

1:10:33 > 1:10:37# From the highest mountain Valley low

1:10:37 > 1:10:43# We'll join together with hearts of gold

1:10:43 > 1:10:48# Now the children of the world can see

1:10:48 > 1:10:54# This a better place for us to be

1:10:54 > 1:10:57# The place in which we were born

1:10:57 > 1:11:04# So neglected and torn apart

1:11:04 > 1:11:06# Every woman, every man

1:11:06 > 1:11:09# Join the caravan of love

1:11:09 > 1:11:12- # Stand up- Stand up

1:11:12 > 1:11:14# Stand up

1:11:14 > 1:11:16# Everybody take a stand

1:11:16 > 1:11:19# Join the caravan of love

1:11:19 > 1:11:22- # Stand up- Stand up

1:11:22 > 1:11:23# Stand up

1:11:23 > 1:11:28# I'm your brother

1:11:28 > 1:11:33# I'm your brother, don't you know?

1:11:33 > 1:11:38# She's my sister

1:11:38 > 1:11:43# She's my sister, don't you know?

1:11:43 > 1:11:45# We'll be living

1:11:45 > 1:11:49# In a world of peace

1:11:49 > 1:11:55# In the day when everyone is free

1:11:55 > 1:11:57# We'll bring the young and the old

1:11:57 > 1:12:04# Won't you let your love flow from your heart?

1:12:04 > 1:12:07# Every woman every man

1:12:07 > 1:12:10# Join the caravan of love

1:12:10 > 1:12:13- # Stand up- Stand up

1:12:13 > 1:12:14# Stand up

1:12:14 > 1:12:16# Everybody take a stand

1:12:16 > 1:12:20# Join the caravan of love

1:12:20 > 1:12:23- # Stand up- Stand up

1:12:23 > 1:12:24# Stand up

1:12:24 > 1:12:29# I'm your brother

1:12:29 > 1:12:34# I'm your brother, don't you know?

1:12:34 > 1:12:38- # She's my sister - We're waiting

1:12:38 > 1:12:39# We're waiting

1:12:39 > 1:12:42- # She's my sister, don't you know? - We're waiting

1:12:42 > 1:12:44# Waiting for the caravan

1:12:44 > 1:12:46- # So are you ready?- He's coming

1:12:46 > 1:12:49- # Are you ready?- He's coming. #

1:12:49 > 1:12:53And, believe it or not, the lads did all their own choreography there.

1:12:53 > 1:12:54I know!

1:12:54 > 1:12:57I felt sure Craig Revel Horwood had a hand in that.

1:12:57 > 1:13:00Right, now let's remind ourselves of the real meaning of Christmas,

1:13:00 > 1:13:02as we recap the story of the nativity.

1:13:02 > 1:13:05And I don't want to spoil it, but she has a baby at the end.

1:13:05 > 1:13:09# Ay-ay-ay-ay

1:13:09 > 1:13:11# Feels like fire

1:13:13 > 1:13:15# I'm so in love with you

1:13:15 > 1:13:17# Purge the soul

1:13:20 > 1:13:26# Make love your goal

1:13:27 > 1:13:31# The power of love

1:13:31 > 1:13:36# A force from above

1:13:36 > 1:13:41# Cleaning my soul

1:13:43 > 1:13:47# Flame on burn desire

1:13:47 > 1:13:51# Love with tongues of fire

1:13:51 > 1:13:53# Purge the soul

1:13:53 > 1:13:58# Make love your goal

1:14:14 > 1:14:19# I'll protect you from the Hooded Claw

1:14:19 > 1:14:22# Keep the vampires from your door

1:14:22 > 1:14:26# When the chips are down I'll be around

1:14:26 > 1:14:32# With my undying death-defying love for you

1:14:32 > 1:14:36# Envy will hurt itself

1:14:36 > 1:14:40# Let yourself be beautiful

1:14:40 > 1:14:46# Sparkling love, flowers and pearls and pretty girls

1:14:46 > 1:14:50# Love is like an energy

1:14:50 > 1:14:54# Rushin' in Rushin' inside of me

1:14:54 > 1:14:58# Hey

1:15:00 > 1:15:06# The power of love

1:15:06 > 1:15:10# A force from above

1:15:10 > 1:15:14# Cleaning my soul

1:15:17 > 1:15:20# Flame on burn desire

1:15:20 > 1:15:24# Love with tongues of fire

1:15:24 > 1:15:27# Purge the soul

1:15:27 > 1:15:35# Make love your goal

1:15:47 > 1:15:50# This time we go sublime

1:15:50 > 1:15:54# Lovers entwine Divine, divine

1:15:54 > 1:15:59# Love is danger, love is pleasure

1:15:59 > 1:16:02# Love is pure, the only treasure

1:16:04 > 1:16:08# I'm so in love with you

1:16:08 > 1:16:12# Purge the soul

1:16:12 > 1:16:20# Make love your goal

1:16:25 > 1:16:29# The power of love

1:16:29 > 1:16:34# A force from above

1:16:34 > 1:16:37# Cleaning my soul

1:16:41 > 1:16:44# The power of love

1:16:44 > 1:16:49# A force from above

1:16:49 > 1:16:56# A sky-scraping dove

1:16:56 > 1:17:00# Flame on burn desire

1:17:00 > 1:17:04# Love with tongues of fire

1:17:04 > 1:17:07# Purge the soul

1:17:07 > 1:17:15# Make love your goal. #

1:17:39 > 1:17:42The reactivated Girls Aloud now. A lot of wriggling about here

1:17:42 > 1:17:45but then they were suffering from hives at the time.

1:17:45 > 1:17:49# Disco dancing with the lights down low

1:17:51 > 1:17:54# Beats are pumping on the stereo

1:17:57 > 1:18:01# Neighbours banging on the bathroom wall

1:18:03 > 1:18:06# You're saying, crank the bass I gotta get some more

1:18:09 > 1:18:12# Water's running in the wrong direction

1:18:12 > 1:18:14# Got a feeling it's a mixed-up sign

1:18:14 > 1:18:18# I can see it in my own reflection

1:18:18 > 1:18:21# Something funny's going on inside my mind

1:18:21 > 1:18:24# Don't know what It's pushing me higher

1:18:24 > 1:18:26# It's the static from the floor below

1:18:26 > 1:18:29# Then it drops and catches like a fire

1:18:29 > 1:18:32# It's a sound, I It's a sound I know

1:18:32 > 1:18:35# It's the sound of the underground

1:18:35 > 1:18:38# The beat of the drum goes round and round

1:18:38 > 1:18:40# Into the overflow

1:18:40 > 1:18:44# Where the girls get down to the sound of the radio

1:18:44 > 1:18:46# Out to the electric night

1:18:46 > 1:18:49# Where the bass line jumps in the backstreet lights

1:18:49 > 1:18:52# The beat goes around and round

1:18:52 > 1:18:54# It's the sound of the under

1:18:54 > 1:18:57# Sound of the underground

1:19:01 > 1:19:04# Chain reaction running through my veins

1:19:07 > 1:19:11# Pumps the bass line up into my brain

1:19:13 > 1:19:17# Screws my mind until I lose control

1:19:19 > 1:19:23# And when the building rocks I know it's got my soul

1:19:25 > 1:19:28# Water's running in the wrong direction

1:19:28 > 1:19:31# Got a feeling it's a mixed-up sign

1:19:31 > 1:19:33# I can see it in my own reflection

1:19:33 > 1:19:37# Something funny's going on inside my mind

1:19:37 > 1:19:39# Don't know what It's pushing me higher

1:19:39 > 1:19:42# It's the static from the floor below

1:19:42 > 1:19:45# Then it drops and catches like a fire

1:19:45 > 1:19:48# It's a sound, I It's a sound I know

1:19:48 > 1:19:51# It's the sound of the underground

1:19:51 > 1:19:54# The beat of the drum goes round and round

1:19:54 > 1:19:56# Into the overflow

1:19:56 > 1:20:00# Where the girls get down to the sound of the radio

1:20:00 > 1:20:02# Out to the electric night

1:20:02 > 1:20:05# Where the bass line jumps in the backstreet lights

1:20:05 > 1:20:08# The beat goes around and round

1:20:08 > 1:20:10# It's the sound of the under

1:20:10 > 1:20:13# Sound of the underground

1:20:32 > 1:20:35# It's a sound, I It's a sound I know

1:20:35 > 1:20:38# It's the sound of the underground

1:20:38 > 1:20:40# The beat of the drum goes round and round

1:20:40 > 1:20:43# Into the overflow

1:20:43 > 1:20:47# Where the girls get down to the sound of the radio

1:20:47 > 1:20:49# Out to the electric night

1:20:49 > 1:20:52# Where the bass line jumps in the backstreet lights

1:20:52 > 1:20:55# The beat goes around and round

1:20:55 > 1:20:57# It's the sound of the under

1:20:57 > 1:20:58# Sound of the underground

1:20:58 > 1:21:01# The bass line jumps in the backstreet light

1:21:01 > 1:21:03# It's the sound of the under

1:21:03 > 1:21:05# Sound of the underground. #

1:21:05 > 1:21:06OK, we're nearly there now.

1:21:06 > 1:21:09Just a couple of classics to finish off with.

1:21:09 > 1:21:11War is over, if you want it,

1:21:11 > 1:21:15and reggae music has bridged the gap between rich and poor - brilliant!

1:21:15 > 1:21:17Let's crack open the Pomagne, then.

1:21:17 > 1:21:18# So, this is Christmas

1:21:21 > 1:21:23# And what have you done?

1:21:25 > 1:21:28# Another year over

1:21:30 > 1:21:33# And a new one just begun

1:21:35 > 1:21:38# And so this is Christmas

1:21:40 > 1:21:43# I hope you have fun

1:21:45 > 1:21:48# The near and the dear ones

1:21:50 > 1:21:53# The old and the young

1:21:55 > 1:21:58# A very merry Christmas

1:22:00 > 1:22:03# And a happy New Year

1:22:05 > 1:22:08# Let's hope it's a good one

1:22:09 > 1:22:12# Without any fear

1:22:14 > 1:22:20- # And so this is Christmas - War is over

1:22:20 > 1:22:24- # For weak and for strong - If you want it

1:22:24 > 1:22:29- # The rich and the poor ones - War is over

1:22:29 > 1:22:34- # The road is so long - Ah-ah-ah

1:22:34 > 1:22:39- # And so, happy Christmas - War is over

1:22:39 > 1:22:44- # For black and for white - If you want it

1:22:44 > 1:22:49- # For yellow and red ones - War is over

1:22:49 > 1:22:54- # Let's stop all the fight - Ah-ah-ah

1:22:54 > 1:22:59# A very merry Christmas

1:22:59 > 1:23:04# And a happy New Year

1:23:04 > 1:23:09# Let's hope it's a good one

1:23:09 > 1:23:13# Without any fear

1:23:14 > 1:23:19- # And so, this is Christmas - War is over

1:23:19 > 1:23:24- # And what have we done? - If you want it

1:23:24 > 1:23:29- # Another year over - War is over

1:23:29 > 1:23:34- # And a new one just begun - Ah-ah-ah

1:23:34 > 1:23:39- # And so, happy Christmas - War is over

1:23:39 > 1:23:44- # We hope you have fun - If you want it

1:23:44 > 1:23:49- # The near and the dear ones - War is over

1:23:49 > 1:23:54- # The old and the young - Ah-ah-ah

1:23:54 > 1:23:59# A very merry Christmas

1:23:59 > 1:24:03# And a happy New Year

1:24:03 > 1:24:09# Let's hope it's a good one

1:24:09 > 1:24:12# Without any fear

1:24:15 > 1:24:19# War is over. #

1:24:19 > 1:24:23Yes, same to you, John and Yoko. Last one now.

1:24:23 > 1:24:25Some years, we start with Wizzard and finish with Slade.

1:24:25 > 1:24:27This year, the other way round!

1:24:27 > 1:24:30You can't say we're not wackily unpredictable.

1:24:30 > 1:24:32From all of us here at Top Of The Pops 2,

1:24:32 > 1:24:36season's greetings, happy New Year and beware of the Snowmen.

1:24:36 > 1:24:37Have a good one.

1:24:37 > 1:24:40# When the snowman brings the snow

1:24:40 > 1:24:44# Well, he just might like to know

1:24:44 > 1:24:47# He's put a great big smile on

1:24:47 > 1:24:49# Somebody's face

1:24:51 > 1:24:54# If you jump into your bed

1:24:54 > 1:24:57# Quickly cover up your head

1:24:57 > 1:24:59# Don't you lock the doors, you know

1:24:59 > 1:25:04# That sweet Santa Claus is on the way

1:25:04 > 1:25:11# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

1:25:11 > 1:25:17# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

1:25:17 > 1:25:25# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day

1:25:25 > 1:25:31# Let the bells ring out for Christmas

1:25:34 > 1:25:37# When we're skating in the park

1:25:37 > 1:25:40# If the storm cloud paints it dark

1:25:40 > 1:25:46# Then your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way

1:25:47 > 1:25:51# Now the frosticles appear

1:25:51 > 1:25:54# And they've frozen up my beard

1:25:54 > 1:26:00# So, we'll lie by the fire till the sleep simply melts them all away

1:26:00 > 1:26:07# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

1:26:07 > 1:26:13# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

1:26:14 > 1:26:21# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day

1:26:21 > 1:26:28# So, let the bells ring out for Christmas

1:26:53 > 1:26:57# When the snowman brings the snow

1:26:57 > 1:27:00# Well he just might like to know

1:27:00 > 1:27:05# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face

1:27:07 > 1:27:10# So if Santa brings that sleigh

1:27:10 > 1:27:14# All along the Milky Way

1:27:14 > 1:27:16# I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow

1:27:16 > 1:27:20# Then he may decide to stay

1:27:20 > 1:27:26# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

1:27:28 > 1:27:33# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

1:27:33 > 1:27:40# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day

1:27:41 > 1:27:49# So, let the bells ring out for Christmas... #

1:27:49 > 1:27:52OK, you lot, take it.

1:27:52 > 1:27:58# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

1:27:59 > 1:28:04# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

1:28:06 > 1:28:11# I wish it could be Christmas every day

1:28:12 > 1:28:19# Let the bells ring out for Christmas

1:28:19 > 1:28:27# Why don't you give your love

1:28:27 > 1:28:34# For Christmas? #

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