Christmas 2013

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0:00:10 > 0:00:14Joyous felicitations. Mark Radcliffe with a collection of festive

0:00:14 > 0:00:16musical sixpences from the Christmas pudding of pop.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19A favourite to kick us off from the great Roy Wood

0:00:19 > 0:00:22who seems to be playing a shovel. Can you dig it?

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# When the snowman brings the snow

0:00:24 > 0:00:28# Well, he just might like to know

0:00:28 > 0:00:33# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# If you jump into your bed

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Quickly cover up your head

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Don't you lock the doors

0:00:43 > 0:00:47# You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way

0:00:47 > 0:00:53# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

0:00:55 > 0:01:00# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

0:01:00 > 0:01:07# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day

0:01:08 > 0:01:15# Let the bells ring out for Christmas

0:01:17 > 0:01:20# When you're skating in the park

0:01:20 > 0:01:23# If the storm cloud makes it dark

0:01:23 > 0:01:29# Then your rosy cheeks gonna light my merry way

0:01:30 > 0:01:34# Now the frosty paws appear

0:01:34 > 0:01:37# And they've frozen up my ear

0:01:37 > 0:01:43# So we'll lie by the fire till the sleet simply knocks 'em all away

0:01:43 > 0:01:50# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

0:01:51 > 0:01:57# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

0:01:57 > 0:02:03# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day

0:02:04 > 0:02:10# So let the bells ring out for Christmas

0:02:39 > 0:02:43# When the snowman brings the snow

0:02:43 > 0:02:46# Well, he just might like to know

0:02:46 > 0:02:52# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face

0:02:53 > 0:02:56# So if Santa brings that sleigh

0:02:56 > 0:02:59# All along the Milky Way

0:02:59 > 0:03:02# I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow

0:03:02 > 0:03:06# Then he may decide to stay

0:03:06 > 0:03:12# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

0:03:13 > 0:03:19# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

0:03:19 > 0:03:25# Oh-oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day

0:03:27 > 0:03:34# So let the bells ring out for Christmas. #

0:03:34 > 0:03:37OK, you lot! Take it!

0:03:37 > 0:03:43# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day

0:03:43 > 0:03:44# Christmas, baby

0:03:44 > 0:03:49# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play

0:03:49 > 0:03:50# Oh

0:03:50 > 0:03:56# I wish it could be Christmas every day

0:03:56 > 0:04:03# Let the bells ring out for Christmas

0:04:03 > 0:04:11# Why don't you give your love

0:04:11 > 0:04:16# For Christmas? #

0:04:16 > 0:04:18What a lot of festive knitwear on display there.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Now here's someone else with a new jumper, by the look of it.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Couple of things - he's not particularly long haired,

0:04:24 > 0:04:28not from Liverpool and his knowledge of the ways of love limited, I'd say.

0:04:28 > 0:04:33# I'll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool

0:04:33 > 0:04:37# And I'll do anything you say

0:04:37 > 0:04:41# I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April fool

0:04:41 > 0:04:44# If you'll be my sunshine daisy from LA

0:04:44 > 0:04:49# I'll be your leprechaun and sit upon an old toadstool

0:04:49 > 0:04:52# I'll serenade you till I'm old and grey

0:04:52 > 0:04:55# I'll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool

0:04:55 > 0:04:59# You'll be my sunshine daisy from LA

0:05:00 > 0:05:05# You'll be my lovely daisy on a mountain side

0:05:05 > 0:05:08# There with lots of other flowers too

0:05:09 > 0:05:12# But all the other flowers hung their heads and cried

0:05:12 > 0:05:16# Because the loveliest of them all was you

0:05:16 > 0:05:19# But you were evidently the exception to the rule

0:05:19 > 0:05:23# I picked you quickly Then I ran away

0:05:23 > 0:05:27# Cos I'm the long-haired lover from Liverpool

0:05:27 > 0:05:31# You were my sunshine daisy from LA

0:05:32 > 0:05:36# I'll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool

0:05:36 > 0:05:39# And I'll do anything you ask

0:05:39 > 0:05:43# I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April fool

0:05:43 > 0:05:46# Cut my hair, I'll even wear a mask

0:05:46 > 0:05:49# I'll be your Valentine and you'll be mine

0:05:49 > 0:05:51# And things will be cool

0:05:51 > 0:05:54# We'll move along together every day

0:05:54 > 0:05:58# I'll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool

0:05:58 > 0:06:01# You'll be my sunshine daisy from LA

0:06:01 > 0:06:05# You'll be my sunshine daisy from LA

0:06:07 > 0:06:11# I'll be your long-haired lover from Liverpool

0:06:11 > 0:06:14# And I'll do anything you ask

0:06:14 > 0:06:18# I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April fool

0:06:18 > 0:06:21# Cut my hair, I'll even wear a mask

0:06:21 > 0:06:24# I'll be your Valentine and you'll be mine

0:06:24 > 0:06:26# And things will be cool... #

0:06:26 > 0:06:29And that's where Janette Krankie got the idea from...unfortunately.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Now, here's someone so rich and famous

0:06:31 > 0:06:33he doesn't think the law applies to him.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37It's Paul McCartney drinking after hours in a country boozer.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40But being public spirited, I tipped off the local constabulary

0:06:40 > 0:06:42and after a raid they closed the pub down

0:06:42 > 0:06:47and put Paul in the cells for the night. Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49# The mood is right

0:06:50 > 0:06:52# The spirit's up

0:06:52 > 0:06:54# We're here tonight

0:06:55 > 0:06:57# And that's enough

0:06:57 > 0:07:02# Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:07:02 > 0:07:06# Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:07:07 > 0:07:09# The party's on

0:07:10 > 0:07:12# The feeling's here

0:07:12 > 0:07:14# That only comes

0:07:15 > 0:07:16# This time of year

0:07:16 > 0:07:21# Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:07:21 > 0:07:27# Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:07:27 > 0:07:33# The choir of children sing their song

0:07:38 > 0:07:41# Ding dong, ding dong

0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Ding dong, ding

0:07:43 > 0:07:45# Whoo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

0:07:45 > 0:07:49# Whoo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

0:07:50 > 0:07:53# Do-woo, do-woo, do-woo-doo

0:08:03 > 0:08:08# We're simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:08:08 > 0:08:13# Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:08:13 > 0:08:15# The word is out

0:08:16 > 0:08:17# About the town

0:08:18 > 0:08:20# To lift a glass

0:08:20 > 0:08:23# Oh, don't look down

0:08:23 > 0:08:28# Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:08:28 > 0:08:34# The choir of children sing their song

0:08:34 > 0:08:37# They practised all year long

0:08:39 > 0:08:41# Ding dong, ding dong

0:08:41 > 0:08:45# Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong

0:08:45 > 0:08:49# Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong

0:08:49 > 0:08:50# The party's on

0:08:51 > 0:08:52# The spirit's up

0:08:54 > 0:08:55# We're here tonight

0:08:56 > 0:08:58# And that's enough

0:08:58 > 0:09:03# Ooh! Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:09:03 > 0:09:08# We're simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:09:24 > 0:09:25# The mood is right

0:09:27 > 0:09:28# The spirit's up

0:09:29 > 0:09:31# We're here tonight

0:09:31 > 0:09:33# Oh, and that's enough

0:09:33 > 0:09:38# We're simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:09:38 > 0:09:43# Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:09:43 > 0:09:49# Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

0:09:49 > 0:09:54# Oh oh oh oh

0:09:54 > 0:10:00# Oh oh oh, wonderful Christmas time... #

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Mac and Linda and the gang before the bobbies arrived.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Talking of the law, it is now illegal to hold any televised

0:10:07 > 0:10:10public event in the UK without Emeli Sande being on.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13So here she is, having made a big effort with her Christmas attire -

0:10:13 > 0:10:15a bit of gold tinsel from the pound shop.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20# You won't find him drinking under tables

0:10:20 > 0:10:24# Rolling dice or staying out till three

0:10:26 > 0:10:30# You won't ever find him being unfaithful

0:10:30 > 0:10:35# You will find him You'll find him next to me

0:10:36 > 0:10:40# You won't find him trying to chase the devil

0:10:41 > 0:10:45# For money, fame, for power out of greed

0:10:46 > 0:10:50# You won't ever find him where the rest go

0:10:50 > 0:10:54You will find him You'll find him next to me

0:10:54 > 0:10:58# Next to me

0:10:58 > 0:11:00# Whoo-hoo

0:11:00 > 0:11:03# Next to me

0:11:03 > 0:11:05# Whoo-hoo

0:11:05 > 0:11:08# Next to me

0:11:08 > 0:11:10# Whoo-hoo

0:11:10 > 0:11:15# You will find him You'll find him next to me

0:11:16 > 0:11:20# When the money's spent and all my friends have vanished

0:11:20 > 0:11:25# And I can't seem to find no help or love for free

0:11:25 > 0:11:30# I know there's no need for me to panic

0:11:31 > 0:11:35# Cos I'll find him I'll find him next to me

0:11:36 > 0:11:41# When the skies are grey and all the doors are closing

0:11:42 > 0:11:46# And the rising pressure makes it hard to breathe

0:11:46 > 0:11:51# When all I need's a hand to stop the tears from falling

0:11:51 > 0:11:55# I will find him I'll find him next to me

0:11:55 > 0:11:58# Next to me

0:11:58 > 0:12:01# Whoo-hoo

0:12:01 > 0:12:04# Next to me

0:12:04 > 0:12:06# Whoo-hoo

0:12:06 > 0:12:08# Next to me

0:12:08 > 0:12:11# Whoo-hoo

0:12:11 > 0:12:15# I will find him I'll find him next to me

0:12:17 > 0:12:22# When the end has come and buildings falling down fast

0:12:22 > 0:12:26# When we've spoilt the land and dried up all the sea

0:12:27 > 0:12:31# When everyone has lost their heads around us

0:12:31 > 0:12:36# You will find him You'll find him next to me

0:12:36 > 0:12:39# Next to me

0:12:39 > 0:12:41# Ooh-hoo

0:12:41 > 0:12:44# Next to me

0:12:44 > 0:12:46# Ooh-hoo

0:12:46 > 0:12:49# Next to me

0:12:49 > 0:12:51# Ooh-hoo

0:12:51 > 0:12:57# You will find him You'll find him next to me

0:12:57 > 0:12:59# Next to me

0:12:59 > 0:13:02# Whoo-hoo

0:13:02 > 0:13:04# Next to me

0:13:04 > 0:13:07# Whoo-hoo

0:13:07 > 0:13:09# Next to me

0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Whoo-hoo

0:13:11 > 0:13:17# You will find him You'll find him next to me. #

0:13:19 > 0:13:22And yet more tinsel in evidence now as well as a no-expense

0:13:22 > 0:13:25white Christmas tree that was reduced on account of being wonky.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Julian Cope here, fresh from his Nativity play,

0:13:28 > 0:13:31which is why he's still in his third shepherd outfit.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35# Well, bless my cotton socks I'm in the news

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# The kings sits on his face But it's all assumed

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# All wrapped up the same

0:13:45 > 0:13:48# All wrapped up the same

0:13:48 > 0:13:50# They can't have it

0:13:50 > 0:13:52# You can't have it

0:13:52 > 0:13:54# I can't have it too

0:13:54 > 0:13:58# Until I learn to accept my reward

0:14:10 > 0:14:13# Prisoners stand in queues and stand in queues

0:14:16 > 0:14:19# Live in solitude like Howard Hughes

0:14:22 > 0:14:24# All wrapped up the same

0:14:25 > 0:14:27# All wrapped up the same

0:14:27 > 0:14:31# Silence has it Arrogance has it

0:14:31 > 0:14:32# I can't have it

0:14:32 > 0:14:37# Ooh, until I learn to accept my reward

0:14:52 > 0:14:55# Suddenly it struck me very clear

0:14:57 > 0:15:01# Oh, suddenly it struck me very clean

0:15:04 > 0:15:06# All wrapped up the same

0:15:07 > 0:15:09# All wrapped up the same

0:15:09 > 0:15:11# They can't have it

0:15:11 > 0:15:13# You can't have it

0:15:13 > 0:15:15# I can't have it too

0:15:15 > 0:15:20# Until I learn to accept my reward

0:15:30 > 0:15:35# Until I learn to accept my reward

0:15:39 > 0:15:44# Until I learn to accept my reward

0:15:45 > 0:15:48# Until I learn to accept my

0:15:48 > 0:15:51# I learn to accept my

0:15:51 > 0:15:55# I learn to accept my reward. #

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Boney M next, and if you think they look a bit wooden and aren't making

0:16:00 > 0:16:01much of an attempt at lip synching,

0:16:01 > 0:16:03no, these are Nativity figures, silly!

0:16:03 > 0:16:10# Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ was born on Christmas Day

0:16:10 > 0:16:15# And man will live for evermore

0:16:15 > 0:16:20# Because of Christmas Day

0:16:29 > 0:16:32# Long time ago in Bethlehem

0:16:32 > 0:16:36# So the Holy Bible said

0:16:37 > 0:16:41# Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ

0:16:41 > 0:16:45# Was born on Christmas Day

0:16:48 > 0:16:51# Hark, now hear the angels sing

0:16:51 > 0:16:56# A king was born today

0:16:56 > 0:17:00# And man will live for evermore

0:17:00 > 0:17:04# Because of Christmas Day

0:17:04 > 0:17:09# Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ

0:17:09 > 0:17:13# Was born on Christmas Day

0:17:13 > 0:17:17# While shepherds watch their flock by night

0:17:17 > 0:17:21# They see a bright new shining star

0:17:21 > 0:17:25# They hear a choir sing a song

0:17:25 > 0:17:30# The music seemed to come from afar

0:17:32 > 0:17:36# Hark, now hear the angels sing

0:17:36 > 0:17:41# A king was born today

0:17:41 > 0:17:45# And man will live for evermore

0:17:45 > 0:17:49# Because of Christmas Day

0:18:26 > 0:18:29# For a moment the world was aglow

0:18:29 > 0:18:34# All the bells rang out There were tears of joy and laughter

0:18:34 > 0:18:38# People shouted, "Let everyone know

0:18:38 > 0:18:41# "There is hope for all to find peace"

0:18:43 > 0:18:46# Now Joseph and his wife, Mary

0:18:46 > 0:18:50# Came to Bethlehem that night

0:18:51 > 0:18:55# They found no place to bear her child

0:18:55 > 0:18:59# Not a single room was in sight

0:19:00 > 0:19:04# And then they found a little nook

0:19:04 > 0:19:07# In a stable all forlorn

0:19:08 > 0:19:12# And in a manger cold and dark

0:19:12 > 0:19:17# Mary's little boy was born

0:19:19 > 0:19:23# Hark, now hear the angels sing

0:19:23 > 0:19:25# A king was born... #

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Meanwhile, in the function suite of a motel off the A1 near Grantham,

0:19:28 > 0:19:32the office party is in full swing and the lads from sales give us

0:19:32 > 0:19:35their annual hilarious routine. Fancy a fag outside?

0:19:35 > 0:19:39# Christmas turkey, you can stuff it

0:19:44 > 0:19:48# Roast potatoes, sprouts an' all

0:19:53 > 0:19:57# Who's this geezer Father Christmas?

0:20:02 > 0:20:05# He got stoned and lost control

0:20:10 > 0:20:13# Hey, Santa!

0:20:13 > 0:20:14# What?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16# Leave the booze alone

0:20:19 > 0:20:24# Drank so much that he drove his sleigh through the wall. #

0:20:27 > 0:20:30CHEERING

0:20:34 > 0:20:36# Didn't we have a lovely time

0:20:36 > 0:20:38# At the office Christmas party

0:20:38 > 0:20:42# We finished our work and all went berserk

0:20:42 > 0:20:44# And grabbed the nearest secretary

0:20:44 > 0:20:47# Mr McKay, he threw a mince pie

0:20:47 > 0:20:50# And someone dropped a stink bomb

0:20:50 > 0:20:52# We all said, "Phwoar!" and ran out the door

0:20:52 > 0:20:55# Till the bomb died down

0:20:58 > 0:21:02# The cleaner called Gert She lifted her skirt

0:21:02 > 0:21:05# And did the 'okey cokey

0:21:05 > 0:21:07# Old Mr Swift got stuck in the lift

0:21:07 > 0:21:10# It wouldn't go up or down, you know

0:21:10 > 0:21:12# The manageress She ruined her dress

0:21:12 > 0:21:15# As she bound into the trifle

0:21:15 > 0:21:17# Said something obscene on her telex machine

0:21:17 > 0:21:20# And the shares went down

0:21:20 > 0:21:23# Then a knock on the door And in came the law

0:21:23 > 0:21:25# And we all went home. #

0:21:25 > 0:21:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:35 > 0:21:38# I'm only a poor little fairy

0:21:38 > 0:21:39# Aww!

0:21:39 > 0:21:42# Stuck on the top of the tree

0:21:42 > 0:21:43# What a shame!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47# They switched on the lights And bang went my tights

0:21:47 > 0:21:50# Then my legs fell off One, two, three

0:21:50 > 0:21:52# One, two, three

0:21:52 > 0:21:55# A chocolate soldier called Nigel

0:21:55 > 0:21:56# He's nice

0:21:56 > 0:21:59# He didn't like fairies, he said

0:21:59 > 0:22:00# Nasty

0:22:00 > 0:22:02# I know it sounds daft

0:22:02 > 0:22:04# But I had the last laugh

0:22:04 > 0:22:08# When somebody bit off his head

0:22:08 > 0:22:12# Oh, we are the gnomes and the goblins

0:22:12 > 0:22:16# Who come down from Greenland each year

0:22:17 > 0:22:19# We sit on the shelves

0:22:19 > 0:22:21# And beat up the elves

0:22:21 > 0:22:25# And all have a happy New Year

0:22:25 > 0:22:26# That's nice! #

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Great, lads, same time next year. Abba now, so confident in the song

0:22:30 > 0:22:32they make little attempt at choreography,

0:22:32 > 0:22:34although the really exciting bit is in the chorus

0:22:34 > 0:22:36where they actually turn sideways. Wow!

0:22:36 > 0:22:39And look out for a very underwhelming drummer.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43# I've been cheated by you since I don't know when

0:22:46 > 0:22:50# So I made up my mind It must come to an end

0:22:53 > 0:22:56# Look at me now Will I ever learn?

0:22:56 > 0:23:02# I don't know how But I suddenly lose control

0:23:02 > 0:23:05# There's a fire within my soul

0:23:06 > 0:23:09# Just one look and I can hear a bell ring

0:23:09 > 0:23:13# One more look and I forget everything

0:23:13 > 0:23:14# Woo-oah

0:23:14 > 0:23:15# Mamma mia

0:23:15 > 0:23:17# Here I go again

0:23:17 > 0:23:21# My, my, how can I resist you?

0:23:21 > 0:23:24# Mamma mia, does it show again

0:23:24 > 0:23:28# My, my, just how much I missed you?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31# Yes, I've been broken-hearted

0:23:31 > 0:23:34# Blue since the day we parted

0:23:34 > 0:23:38# Why why did I ever let you go?

0:23:38 > 0:23:42# Mamma mia, now I really know

0:23:42 > 0:23:45# My, my, I could never let you go

0:23:52 > 0:23:56# I've been angry and sad about things that you do

0:23:59 > 0:24:03# I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through

0:24:06 > 0:24:10# And when you go When you slam the door

0:24:10 > 0:24:12# I think you know

0:24:12 > 0:24:15# That you won't be away too long

0:24:15 > 0:24:18# You know that I'm not that strong

0:24:19 > 0:24:23# Just one look and I can hear a bell ring

0:24:23 > 0:24:26# One more look and I forget everything

0:24:26 > 0:24:29# Oh-oh-ohh, mamma mia

0:24:29 > 0:24:31# Here I go again

0:24:31 > 0:24:34# My, my, how can I resist you?

0:24:34 > 0:24:38# Mamma mia, does it show again

0:24:38 > 0:24:41# My, my, just how much I missed you?

0:24:41 > 0:24:45# Yes, I've been broken-hearted

0:24:45 > 0:24:48# Blue since the day we parted

0:24:48 > 0:24:52# Why why did I ever let you go?

0:24:52 > 0:24:55# Mamma mia, even if I say

0:24:55 > 0:24:59# Bye-bye, leave me now and never

0:24:59 > 0:25:02# Mamma mia, it's a game we play

0:25:02 > 0:25:06# Bye-bye doesn't mean for ever

0:25:06 > 0:25:09# Mamma mia, here I go again

0:25:09 > 0:25:12# My, my, how can I resist you?

0:25:12 > 0:25:16# Mamma mia, does it show again

0:25:16 > 0:25:19# My my, just how much I've missed you?

0:25:19 > 0:25:23# Yes, I've been broken-hearted

0:25:23 > 0:25:26# Blue since the day we parted

0:25:26 > 0:25:30# Why, why did I ever let you go

0:25:30 > 0:25:34# Mamma mia, now I really know

0:25:34 > 0:25:37# My, my, I could never let you go. #

0:25:40 > 0:25:44And again, no satin suit budget for the backing band. Cheapskates!

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Something vintage now from an old Norman Wisdom film.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Oh, no, hang on, it's Robbie Williams with his new hair,

0:25:50 > 0:25:52evidently inspired by Dickie Davies.

0:25:52 > 0:25:58# Stars shining bright above you

0:25:58 > 0:26:03Night breezes seem to whisper I love you

0:26:03 > 0:26:08# Birds singin' in the sycamore tree

0:26:08 > 0:26:12# Dream a little dream of me

0:26:14 > 0:26:20# Say nighty-night and kiss me

0:26:20 > 0:26:25# Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me

0:26:25 > 0:26:30# While I'm alone and blue as can be

0:26:30 > 0:26:34# Dream a little dream of me

0:26:36 > 0:26:41# Stars fading, but I linger on, dear

0:26:42 > 0:26:47# Still craving your kiss

0:26:47 > 0:26:53# I'm longin' to linger till dawn, dear

0:26:53 > 0:26:58# Just saying this

0:26:58 > 0:27:03# Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you

0:27:03 > 0:27:09# Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you

0:27:09 > 0:27:13# But in your dreams Whatever they be

0:27:13 > 0:27:18# Dream a little dream of me... #

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Cheesy sticks?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Swoon.

0:27:42 > 0:27:47# Stars fading, but I linger on, dear

0:27:47 > 0:27:51# Still craving your kiss

0:27:53 > 0:27:58# I'm longin' to linger till dawn, dear

0:27:58 > 0:28:03# Just saying this

0:28:03 > 0:28:08# Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you

0:28:08 > 0:28:14# Sweet dreams that leave all worries far behind you

0:28:14 > 0:28:19# But in your dreams whatever they be

0:28:19 > 0:28:23# Dream a little dream of me. #

0:28:23 > 0:28:24Merry Christmas.

0:28:28 > 0:28:29Who is your favourite singer?

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Gary Barlow.

0:28:34 > 0:28:39# But in your dreams Whatever they be

0:28:39 > 0:28:43# Dream a little dream of me. #

0:28:44 > 0:28:48Right, over to the market now, where a bunch of old teddy boys are trying

0:28:48 > 0:28:51to flog some distinctly unbushy, knocked-off Christmas trees.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54And lead singer Dave Bartram's trousers? Filthy -

0:28:54 > 0:28:57that's what happens when you go robbing conifers in a white suit.

0:28:57 > 0:28:58D'oh!

0:29:00 > 0:29:05# Hey, Mr Christmas

0:29:05 > 0:29:12# Mr Christmas, here we come

0:29:13 > 0:29:16# Throw away your troubles this Christmas

0:29:16 > 0:29:19# And make this Christmas bright

0:29:21 > 0:29:24# Carols singing, bells are ringing

0:29:24 > 0:29:26# Santa comes tonight

0:29:27 > 0:29:30# Forget your troubles and worries

0:29:30 > 0:29:34# And kick them out the door

0:29:34 > 0:29:36# Don't look back

0:29:36 > 0:29:38# Come on in

0:29:38 > 0:29:41# We'll just play some more, more, more, more

0:29:41 > 0:29:47# Hey, Mr Christmas

0:29:49 > 0:29:54# We hope you're having fun

0:29:56 > 0:30:01# Hey, Mr Christmas

0:30:01 > 0:30:05# Mr Christmas

0:30:05 > 0:30:09# Here we come

0:30:09 > 0:30:13- # Old folks sit by the fire - Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

0:30:13 > 0:30:17# Children play in the snow

0:30:17 > 0:30:20# They've been waitin' Anticipatin'

0:30:20 > 0:30:23# See the faces glow

0:30:23 > 0:30:26- # Forget your troubles and worries - Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

0:30:26 > 0:30:31# And kick them out the door

0:30:31 > 0:30:34# Don't look back Come on in

0:30:34 > 0:30:38# We'll just play some more, more, more, more

0:30:38 > 0:30:45# Hey, Mr Christmas

0:30:45 > 0:30:52# We hope you're havin' fun

0:30:52 > 0:30:59# Hey, Mr Christmas

0:30:59 > 0:31:05# Mr Christmas, here we come

0:31:06 > 0:31:10# Mr Christmas

0:31:10 > 0:31:15# Here we come. #

0:31:15 > 0:31:18Evidently recorded at dusk - Showaddywaddy.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21Now then, the whole world paused to reflect earlier this month

0:31:21 > 0:31:24as one of the political giants of our lifetimes passed away.

0:31:24 > 0:31:28# Free Nelson Mandela

0:31:31 > 0:31:34# 21 years in captivity

0:31:34 > 0:31:38# Shoes too small to fit his feet

0:31:38 > 0:31:42# His body abused But his mind is still free

0:31:42 > 0:31:44# Are you so blind that you cannot see?

0:31:44 > 0:31:46# I said

0:31:46 > 0:31:49# Free

0:31:49 > 0:31:51# Nelson Mandela

0:31:51 > 0:31:54# I'm begging you to

0:31:54 > 0:31:59# Free Nelson Mandela

0:32:08 > 0:32:12# He pleaded the causes of the ANC

0:32:12 > 0:32:16# Only one man in a large army

0:32:16 > 0:32:19# Are you so blind that you cannot see?

0:32:19 > 0:32:24# Are you so deaf that you cannot hear his plea?

0:32:24 > 0:32:29# Free Nelson Mandela

0:32:29 > 0:32:31# I'm begging you

0:32:31 > 0:32:34# Free

0:32:34 > 0:32:37# Nelson Mandela

0:33:17 > 0:33:20# 21 years in captivity

0:33:20 > 0:33:24# Are you so blind that you cannot see?

0:33:24 > 0:33:27# Are you so deaf that you cannot hear?

0:33:27 > 0:33:31# Are you so dumb that you cannot speak?

0:33:31 > 0:33:33# I said

0:33:33 > 0:33:34# Free

0:33:34 > 0:33:37# Nelson Mandela

0:33:37 > 0:33:39# Oh, I'm begging you

0:33:39 > 0:33:42# Free

0:33:42 > 0:33:45# Nelson Mandela

0:33:45 > 0:33:47ALL CLAP TO BEAT

0:33:47 > 0:33:49# Free

0:33:49 > 0:33:52# Nelson Mandela

0:33:52 > 0:33:54# Begging you, begging you, please

0:33:54 > 0:33:58# Free Nelson Mandela

0:33:58 > 0:34:01# You've got to free You've got to free, got to free

0:34:01 > 0:34:02# Yeah

0:34:02 > 0:34:04# Free

0:34:04 > 0:34:07# Nelson Mandela

0:34:07 > 0:34:08# Free

0:34:08 > 0:34:12# Nelson Mandela. #

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Jona Lewie now, and this was right at the beginning of the '80s,

0:34:18 > 0:34:19when everyone had long hair.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21You'd never be put in charge of a platoon

0:34:21 > 0:34:24with a haircut like that these days, the scruffy Herbert!

0:34:24 > 0:34:26# Hey, Mr Churchill comes over here

0:34:26 > 0:34:29# To say we're doing splendidly

0:34:29 > 0:34:31# But it's very cold Out here in the snow

0:34:31 > 0:34:33# Marching to and from the enemy

0:34:33 > 0:34:36# Oh, I say it's tough I have had enough

0:34:36 > 0:34:38# Can you stop the cavalry?

0:34:56 > 0:34:59# I have had to fight Almost every night

0:34:59 > 0:35:01# Down throughout these centuries

0:35:01 > 0:35:04# That is when I say Oh, yes, yet again

0:35:04 > 0:35:06# Can you stop the cavalry?

0:35:08 > 0:35:10# Mary Bradley waits at home

0:35:10 > 0:35:12# In the nuclear fallout zone

0:35:12 > 0:35:15# Wish I could be dancing now

0:35:15 > 0:35:18# In the arms of the girl I love

0:35:21 > 0:35:23# Dub-ah dub-ah dum-dum Dub-ah dub-ah dum

0:35:23 > 0:35:26# Dub-ah dum-dum dub-ah-dum Dub-ah dub-ah-dum

0:35:26 > 0:35:28# Dub-ah dub-ah dum-dum Dub-ah dub-ah dum

0:35:28 > 0:35:31# Dub-ah dum-dum dub-ah-dum Dub-ah dub-ah-dum

0:35:31 > 0:35:35# Wish I was at home for Christmas

0:35:47 > 0:35:50# Bang goes another bomb On another town

0:35:50 > 0:35:52# While the Tsar and Jim have tea

0:35:52 > 0:35:55# If I get home Live to tell the tale

0:35:55 > 0:35:57# I'll run for all presidencies

0:35:57 > 0:36:00# If I get elected I'll stop

0:36:00 > 0:36:02# I will stop the cavalry

0:36:21 > 0:36:23# Dub-ah dub-ah dum-dum Dub-ah dub-ah dum

0:36:23 > 0:36:26# Dub-ah dum-dum dub-ah-dum Dub-ah dub-ah-dum

0:36:26 > 0:36:28# Dub-ah dub-ah dum-dum Dub-ah dub-ah dum

0:36:28 > 0:36:30# Dub-ah dum-dum dub-ah-dum Dub-ah dub-ah-dum

0:36:30 > 0:36:35# Wish I was at home for Christmas

0:36:35 > 0:36:38# Wish I could be dancing now

0:36:38 > 0:36:40# In the arms of the girl I love

0:36:40 > 0:36:43# Mary Bradley waits at home

0:36:43 > 0:36:47# She's been waiting two years long

0:36:49 > 0:36:54# Wish I was at home for Christmas. #

0:37:05 > 0:37:09Now, performing on a giant ceramic hob, it's Junior Senior.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12And the hyperactive portly gentleman in the scarf with the moustache,

0:37:12 > 0:37:15well, he later went on to be the Chairman of the Co-op Bank -

0:37:15 > 0:37:17what could possibly go wrong, eh?

0:37:18 > 0:37:20# Everybody

0:37:20 > 0:37:22# Move your feet and feel united

0:37:22 > 0:37:24# Oh oh-oh

0:37:24 > 0:37:26# Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

0:37:26 > 0:37:28# Everybody

0:37:28 > 0:37:31# Move your feet and feel united

0:37:31 > 0:37:34# Oh oh-oh

0:37:51 > 0:37:53# D-D-Don't, don't, don't Don't stop the beat

0:37:53 > 0:37:56# I c-c-can't, can't C-cant control my feet

0:37:56 > 0:37:57# P-P-PPeople in the street

0:37:57 > 0:37:59# Come on, everybody And move your feet

0:37:59 > 0:38:00- # Don't stop - Don't stop

0:38:00 > 0:38:02# Don't stop the beat I can't stop

0:38:02 > 0:38:04- # Can't stop - Can't stop the beat, I won't stop

0:38:04 > 0:38:05- # Won't stop - Won't stop the beat

0:38:05 > 0:38:08- # Go! - Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

0:38:08 > 0:38:09# Everybody

0:38:09 > 0:38:13# Move your feet and feel united

0:38:13 > 0:38:16# Oh oh-oh Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

0:38:16 > 0:38:18# Everybody

0:38:18 > 0:38:20# Move your feet and feel united

0:38:20 > 0:38:22# Oh oh-oh

0:38:24 > 0:38:25# Come on!

0:38:42 > 0:38:43# Sing, sing, sing, sing Sing a song

0:38:43 > 0:38:45# And you, you, you, you You sing along

0:38:45 > 0:38:47# Put, put, put Put my record on

0:38:47 > 0:38:50# All of your troubles are dead and gone

0:38:50 > 0:38:51- # Don't stop - Don't stop

0:38:51 > 0:38:53- # Don't stop the beat, I can't stop - Can't stop

0:38:53 > 0:38:54- # Can't stop the beat, I won't stop - Won't stop

0:38:54 > 0:38:58- # Won't stop the beat, go! - Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

0:38:58 > 0:38:59# Everybody

0:38:59 > 0:39:03# Move your feet and feel united

0:39:03 > 0:39:04# Oh oh-oh

0:39:04 > 0:39:06# Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

0:39:06 > 0:39:08# Everybody

0:39:08 > 0:39:11# Move your feet and feel united

0:39:11 > 0:39:14# Oh oh-oh

0:39:31 > 0:39:32- # Don't stop - Don't stop

0:39:32 > 0:39:34- # Don't stop the beat, I can't stop - Can't stop

0:39:34 > 0:39:36- # Can't stop the beat, I won't stop - Won't stop

0:39:36 > 0:39:38# Won't stop the beat, go!

0:39:38 > 0:39:40# Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

0:39:40 > 0:39:42# Everybody

0:39:42 > 0:39:45# Move your feet and feel united

0:39:45 > 0:39:48- # Oh oh-oh - Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

0:39:48 > 0:39:50# Everybody

0:39:50 > 0:39:53# Move your feet and feel united

0:39:53 > 0:39:55- # Oh oh-oh - Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh

0:39:55 > 0:39:58# Everybody

0:39:58 > 0:40:01# Move your feet and feel united

0:40:01 > 0:40:03# Oh oh-oh. #

0:40:07 > 0:40:09CHEERING

0:40:09 > 0:40:11OK. Shortly after securing an endorsement deal

0:40:11 > 0:40:13with a stretch-denim manufacturer,

0:40:13 > 0:40:15here are the fragrant Nolans.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17And our best wishes to the family this Christmas

0:40:17 > 0:40:20after the sad loss of Bernie during 2013.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24# Ooh ooh ooh

0:40:24 > 0:40:26- # Ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh - Yeah, yeah

0:40:26 > 0:40:30# I'm in the mood for dancin'

0:40:30 > 0:40:32# Romancin'

0:40:32 > 0:40:35# Ooh, I'm givin' it all tonight

0:40:35 > 0:40:38# I'm in the mood for chancin'

0:40:38 > 0:40:40# I feel like dancin'

0:40:40 > 0:40:44# Ooh, so come on and hold me tight

0:40:44 > 0:40:46- # Dancin' - Dancin'

0:40:46 > 0:40:49# I'm in the mood, babe

0:40:49 > 0:40:52# So let the music play

0:40:52 > 0:40:53# Ooh ooh ooh

0:40:53 > 0:40:56- # Dancin' - Dancin'

0:40:56 > 0:40:58# I'm in the groove, babe

0:40:58 > 0:41:03# So get on up and let your body sway

0:41:03 > 0:41:06# I'm in the mood for dancin'

0:41:06 > 0:41:08# Romancin'

0:41:08 > 0:41:11# You know I shan't ever stop tonight

0:41:11 > 0:41:15# I'm in the mood for chancin'

0:41:15 > 0:41:17# I feel like dancin'

0:41:17 > 0:41:20# Ooh, from head to my toes

0:41:20 > 0:41:22# Take me again

0:41:22 > 0:41:24# And heaven, who knows

0:41:24 > 0:41:27# Just where it can end

0:41:27 > 0:41:29- # So dance - Ooh ooh, dance

0:41:29 > 0:41:31- # Yeah, let's dance - Ooh ooh, dance

0:41:31 > 0:41:34- # Come on and dance - Ooh ooh, dance

0:41:34 > 0:41:36# Ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

0:41:36 > 0:41:38- # Dance - Ooh ooh, dance

0:41:38 > 0:41:40- # Yeah, let's dance - Ooh ooh, dance

0:41:40 > 0:41:43- # Come on and dance - Ooh ooh, dance

0:41:43 > 0:41:46# Ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

0:41:46 > 0:41:49# Ooh, I'm in the mood for dancin'

0:41:49 > 0:41:52# Romancin', ooh

0:41:52 > 0:41:55# I'm givin' it all tonight

0:41:55 > 0:41:58# I'm in the mood for chancin'

0:41:58 > 0:42:01# I feel like dancin'

0:42:01 > 0:42:04# Ooh, so come on and hold me tight

0:42:04 > 0:42:06- # Dancin' - Dancin'

0:42:06 > 0:42:08# Just feel the beat, babe

0:42:08 > 0:42:11# That's all you've gotta do

0:42:11 > 0:42:13# I can't stop dancin'

0:42:13 > 0:42:15# Dancin'

0:42:15 > 0:42:17# So move your feet, babe

0:42:17 > 0:42:22# Cos, honey, when I get up close to you

0:42:22 > 0:42:25# I'm in the mood for dancin'

0:42:25 > 0:42:28# Romancin'

0:42:28 > 0:42:31# You know I shan't ever stop tonight

0:42:31 > 0:42:33# I'm in the mood

0:42:33 > 0:42:36# I'm in the mood

0:42:36 > 0:42:39- # I'm in the mood to dance - Ooh ooh, dance

0:42:39 > 0:42:41- # Yeah, let's dance - Ooh ooh, dance... #

0:42:41 > 0:42:45Now then, do you remember the film The Odd Couple?

0:42:45 > 0:42:47Well, here's the remake, starring Bowie and Bing.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50You'd have to say that whilst this might have been a thrill for David,

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Bing looks like he'd rather be anywhere

0:42:52 > 0:42:55than in this tinsel-festooned maisonette

0:42:55 > 0:42:56with a bloke he's never heard of.

0:42:56 > 0:43:01# Come, they told me Pa rum pum pum pum

0:43:03 > 0:43:08# A new-born King to see Pa rum pum pum pum

0:43:10 > 0:43:14# Our finest gifts we bring Pa rum pum pum pum

0:43:14 > 0:43:18# Rum pum pum pum Rum pum pum pum

0:43:20 > 0:43:23- # Come, they told me - Peace on Earth

0:43:23 > 0:43:27- # Pa rum pum pum pum - Can it be

0:43:27 > 0:43:30- # A new-born King to see - Years from now

0:43:30 > 0:43:34- # Perhaps we'll see - Pa rum pum pum pum

0:43:34 > 0:43:36- # Our finest gifts we bring - See the day

0:43:36 > 0:43:40- # Of glory - Pa rum pum pum pum

0:43:40 > 0:43:43- # See the day - To lay before the King

0:43:43 > 0:43:45- # When men of good will - Pa rum pum pum pum

0:43:45 > 0:43:50- # Live in peace, live in peace - Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum

0:43:50 > 0:43:53- # Peace on Earth - So to honour him

0:43:53 > 0:43:55# Pa rum pum pum pum

0:43:55 > 0:44:00- # When we come - Can it be?

0:44:00 > 0:44:06# Every child must be made aware

0:44:06 > 0:44:13# Every child must be made to care

0:44:13 > 0:44:19# Care enough for his fellow man

0:44:19 > 0:44:27# To give all the love that he can

0:44:27 > 0:44:30- # I pray my wish - Little baby, pa rum pum pum pum

0:44:30 > 0:44:33# Will come true

0:44:33 > 0:44:35- # I stood beside him there - For my child

0:44:35 > 0:44:38- # Pa rum pum pum pum - And your child too

0:44:40 > 0:44:43- # I played my drum for him - He'll see the day

0:44:43 > 0:44:47- # Of glory - Pa rum pum pum pum

0:44:47 > 0:44:49- # I played my best for him - See the day

0:44:49 > 0:44:51- # Pa rum pum pum pum - When men of good will

0:44:51 > 0:44:56- # Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum - Live in peace, live in peace again

0:44:56 > 0:44:59- # Peace on Earth - Then he smiled at me

0:44:59 > 0:45:02# Pa rum pum pum pum

0:45:02 > 0:45:05- # Can it be? - Pa rum pum pum pum

0:45:09 > 0:45:12# Can it be? #

0:45:12 > 0:45:16Ah, Bing's smiles certainly lit up Christmas that year.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19Darts now, and on bass vocals in his younger days,

0:45:19 > 0:45:21O Come, O Come, Emmanuel Adebayor.

0:45:21 > 0:45:24# I'm dreamin' of a white

0:45:24 > 0:45:27- # Christmas - Ooh ooh ooh

0:45:27 > 0:45:33- # Just like the ones I used to know - Ooh ooh ooh

0:45:33 > 0:45:34# Ah ah

0:45:34 > 0:45:38- # May your days be merry - Ah ah

0:45:38 > 0:45:40- # And bright - Ah

0:45:40 > 0:45:44# Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ohh

0:45:44 > 0:45:49# And my all your Christmases be white

0:45:49 > 0:45:51# Doo-ba doo-ba doo-ba doo-ba

0:45:51 > 0:45:54- # Well, I-I-I-I'm dreamin' - Doo-be-do

0:45:54 > 0:45:58- # Of a white Christmas - Doop doo-be doo-be doop

0:45:58 > 0:46:01# Just like the ones I used to know

0:46:03 > 0:46:06- # Where the tree tops glisten - Ah ah

0:46:06 > 0:46:09- # And all the children listen - Bop bop bop bop

0:46:09 > 0:46:11- # To hear - Doop doop

0:46:11 > 0:46:14# Sleigh bells in the snow

0:46:14 > 0:46:16- # Here those sleigh bells come - Merry Christmas, baby

0:46:16 > 0:46:18# Well, I'm dreamin'

0:46:18 > 0:46:19# Of a white

0:46:19 > 0:46:22# Of a white Christmas

0:46:22 > 0:46:27# With every Christmas card I write

0:46:27 > 0:46:28# Bop bop bop bop

0:46:28 > 0:46:33# May your days be merry and bright

0:46:33 > 0:46:37- # Ooh ooh - And may all your Christmases

0:46:37 > 0:46:39# Be white

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Merry Christmas!

0:46:45 > 0:46:48Stick that in your stocking!

0:46:52 > 0:46:55# May your days, may your days May your days

0:46:55 > 0:46:58# Be merry and bright

0:46:58 > 0:47:00# And my all

0:47:00 > 0:47:05# Your Christmases be white

0:47:05 > 0:47:08# I-I-I-I'm dreamin'

0:47:08 > 0:47:09# Of a white

0:47:09 > 0:47:12# Of a white Christmas

0:47:12 > 0:47:16# With every Christmas card I write

0:47:16 > 0:47:18# May your days, may your days

0:47:18 > 0:47:23# May your days be merry and bright

0:47:23 > 0:47:26# Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

0:47:26 > 0:47:29# And may all

0:47:29 > 0:47:33# Your Christmases

0:47:33 > 0:47:36# Be-e-e-e-e

0:47:36 > 0:47:42# White. #

0:47:42 > 0:47:44Darts - 180!

0:47:44 > 0:47:46That's where it got to in the charts anyway.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl now - ah, happy days...

0:47:49 > 0:47:51in the police cells.

0:47:51 > 0:47:55# It was Christmas Eve, babe

0:47:55 > 0:47:59# In the drunk tank

0:47:59 > 0:48:04# An old man said to me

0:48:04 > 0:48:07# "Won't see another one"

0:48:07 > 0:48:12# And then he sang a song

0:48:12 > 0:48:16# The Rare Old Mountain Dew

0:48:16 > 0:48:21# I turned my face away

0:48:21 > 0:48:24# And dreamed about you

0:48:24 > 0:48:28# Got on a lucky one

0:48:28 > 0:48:33# Came in 18 to 1

0:48:33 > 0:48:37# I've got a feeling

0:48:37 > 0:48:42# This year's for me and you

0:48:42 > 0:48:46# So happy Christmas

0:48:46 > 0:48:51# I love you, baby

0:48:51 > 0:48:54# I can see a better time

0:48:54 > 0:48:59# When all our dreams come true

0:49:11 > 0:49:14# They got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold

0:49:14 > 0:49:16# But the wind goes right through you

0:49:16 > 0:49:18# It's no place for the old

0:49:18 > 0:49:20# When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve

0:49:20 > 0:49:23# You promised me Broadway was waiting for me

0:49:23 > 0:49:24# You were handsome

0:49:24 > 0:49:26# You were pretty Queen of New York City

0:49:26 > 0:49:30# When the band finished playing They howled out for more

0:49:30 > 0:49:32# Sinatra was swinging All the drunks, they were singing

0:49:32 > 0:49:35# We kissed on the corner then danced through the night

0:49:35 > 0:49:38# The boys of the NYPD choir

0:49:38 > 0:49:41# Were singing Galway Bay

0:49:41 > 0:49:45# And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day

0:49:56 > 0:49:58# You're a bum, you're a punk

0:49:58 > 0:49:59# You're an old slut on junk

0:49:59 > 0:50:02# Lying there almost dead On a drip in that bed

0:50:02 > 0:50:05# You scumbag, you maggot You cheap, lousy faggot

0:50:05 > 0:50:08# Happy Christmas, you ass I pray God it's our last

0:50:08 > 0:50:11# The boys of the NYPD choir

0:50:11 > 0:50:13# Still singing Galway Bay

0:50:13 > 0:50:16# And the bells are ringing out

0:50:16 > 0:50:18# For Christmas Day

0:50:28 > 0:50:31# I could've been someone

0:50:31 > 0:50:34# Well, so could anyone

0:50:34 > 0:50:38# You took my dreams from me

0:50:38 > 0:50:41# When I first found you

0:50:41 > 0:50:44# I kept them with me, babe

0:50:44 > 0:50:47# I put them with my own

0:50:47 > 0:50:49# Can't make it all alone

0:50:49 > 0:50:53# I've built my dreams around you

0:50:55 > 0:50:57# The boys of the NYPD choir

0:50:57 > 0:51:00# Still singing Galway Bay

0:51:00 > 0:51:04# And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day. #

0:51:08 > 0:51:13And RIP Pogues guitarist Phil Chevron, who we also lost this year.

0:51:13 > 0:51:17Right, at first glance, this looks like George Michael sleeping it off,

0:51:17 > 0:51:18but it's not, it's Owen Wilson

0:51:18 > 0:51:21doing a celebrity turn for his mates The Killers.

0:51:21 > 0:51:23And look out for a particularly poignant scene

0:51:23 > 0:51:27when Owen wistfully fondles his solitary bauble.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32# Woke up to sun

0:51:32 > 0:51:36# Streaming in my room

0:51:36 > 0:51:38# One beach-front palm

0:51:38 > 0:51:41# December afternoon

0:51:43 > 0:51:45# You close your eyes

0:51:45 > 0:51:49# Another year blows by

0:51:49 > 0:51:51# Somewhere in the wind

0:51:51 > 0:51:57# Just another life

0:52:01 > 0:52:06# My parents sent a Christmas card

0:52:06 > 0:52:09# And tennis shoes

0:52:09 > 0:52:12# "We understand you staying

0:52:12 > 0:52:14# "And we're proud of you"

0:52:14 > 0:52:18# There's a well-rehearsed disinterest

0:52:18 > 0:52:21# In the atmosphere

0:52:21 > 0:52:25# I don't know if that's what this town gave me

0:52:25 > 0:52:30# Or if it led me here

0:52:31 > 0:52:36# And I've played so many parts

0:52:36 > 0:52:39# I don't know which one's really me

0:52:41 > 0:52:45# Don't know if I can take

0:52:45 > 0:52:51# Another Christmas in LA

0:52:51 > 0:52:55# Another pitcher of sangria

0:52:55 > 0:52:58# In an empty beach cafe

0:52:58 > 0:53:05# Another Christmas in LA

0:53:05 > 0:53:09# Hold me tighter, Carmelita

0:53:09 > 0:53:11# I don't know how long I can stay

0:53:19 > 0:53:22# Left a girl behind

0:53:22 > 0:53:26# In my old man's truck

0:53:26 > 0:53:32# Sometimes I wonder where she ended up

0:53:32 > 0:53:35# Maybe she got married

0:53:35 > 0:53:39# Had a couple of kids

0:53:39 > 0:53:42# Who do you think you're foolin', man?

0:53:42 > 0:53:44# Of course she did

0:53:44 > 0:53:47# I'm walking in Dan Tana's bar

0:53:47 > 0:53:51# Try and talk with Harry Dean

0:53:51 > 0:53:55# I don't know if I can take

0:53:59 > 0:54:05# Another Christmas in LA

0:54:05 > 0:54:09# Another casting call on Thursday

0:54:09 > 0:54:12# For a job that doesn't pay

0:54:12 > 0:54:18# Another Christmas in LA

0:54:18 > 0:54:22# Another burn-out in a tank top

0:54:22 > 0:54:24# That seems to bask in his decay

0:54:24 > 0:54:29# A fat protagonist in flip-flops

0:54:29 > 0:54:32# With an extensive resume

0:54:32 > 0:54:36# From Echo Park to Catalina

0:54:37 > 0:54:44# Dreamin' of a white Christmas

0:54:44 > 0:54:50# The one I used to know

0:54:50 > 0:54:53# Tree tops glistenin'

0:54:53 > 0:54:57# Children listenin'

0:54:59 > 0:55:04# To sleigh bells in the snow

0:55:16 > 0:55:22# Another Christmas in LA. #

0:55:31 > 0:55:34Meanwhile, at a self-help group for people with mullets,

0:55:34 > 0:55:36a Christmas singsong breaks out.

0:55:36 > 0:55:38# It's Christmas time

0:55:40 > 0:55:42# There's no need to be afraid

0:55:44 > 0:55:46# At Christmas time

0:55:46 > 0:55:51# We let in light and we banish hate

0:55:52 > 0:55:56# And in our world of plenty

0:55:56 > 0:56:01# We can spread a smile of joy

0:56:01 > 0:56:04# Put your arms around the world

0:56:04 > 0:56:09# At Christmas time

0:56:09 > 0:56:11# But say a prayer

0:56:13 > 0:56:17# Pray for the other ones

0:56:17 > 0:56:19# At Christmas time

0:56:19 > 0:56:21# It's hard

0:56:21 > 0:56:25# But when you're having fun

0:56:25 > 0:56:30# There's a world outside your window

0:56:30 > 0:56:34# And it's a world of dread and fear

0:56:34 > 0:56:38# Where the only water flowing

0:56:38 > 0:56:43# Is the bitter sting of tear

0:56:43 > 0:56:46# And the Christmas bells that ring there

0:56:46 > 0:56:51# Are the clanging chimes of doom

0:56:51 > 0:56:55# Well, tonight thank God it's them

0:56:55 > 0:56:58# Instead of you

0:56:59 > 0:57:04# And there won't be snow in Africa

0:57:04 > 0:57:08# This Christmas time

0:57:08 > 0:57:14# The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

0:57:14 > 0:57:16# Oh-oh oh

0:57:16 > 0:57:21# Where nothing ever grows

0:57:21 > 0:57:25# No rain or rivers flow

0:57:25 > 0:57:28# Do they know

0:57:28 > 0:57:31# It's Christmas time at all?

0:57:33 > 0:57:35# Here's to you

0:57:35 > 0:57:38# Raise a glass for everyone

0:57:38 > 0:57:40# Here's to them

0:57:40 > 0:57:42# Underneath that burnin' sun

0:57:42 > 0:57:48# Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

0:58:03 > 0:58:07# Feed the world

0:58:07 > 0:58:11# Let them know it's Christmas time

0:58:11 > 0:58:16# Feed the world... #

0:58:16 > 0:58:18And at least half of them are bald now,

0:58:18 > 0:58:20and so look much better.

0:58:20 > 0:58:22Lovely performance from Gabrielle Aplin now,

0:58:22 > 0:58:24though I have bad memories of this.

0:58:24 > 0:58:25I was up half the night

0:58:25 > 0:58:28making those snowflakes out of polystyrene ceiling tiles.

0:58:28 > 0:58:30# Dreams are like angels

0:58:30 > 0:58:34# That keep bad at bay

0:58:34 > 0:58:36# Love is the light

0:58:36 > 0:58:40# Scaring darkness away

0:58:43 > 0:58:46# I'm so in love with you

0:58:48 > 0:58:52# Make love your goal

0:58:54 > 0:58:58# The power of love

0:58:58 > 0:59:01# A force from above

0:59:01 > 0:59:05# Cleaning my soul

0:59:08 > 0:59:11# Flame on burn desire

0:59:11 > 0:59:14# Love, with tongues of fire

0:59:14 > 0:59:16# Purge the soul

0:59:16 > 0:59:23# Make love your goal

0:59:35 > 0:59:38# I'll protect you from the hooded claw

0:59:38 > 0:59:41# Keep the vampires from your door

0:59:41 > 0:59:44# When the chips are down I'll be around

0:59:44 > 0:59:49# With my undying Death-defying love for you

0:59:49 > 0:59:53# Envy will hurt itself

0:59:53 > 0:59:56# Let yourself be beautiful

0:59:56 > 0:59:59# Sparkling like flowers and pearls

0:59:59 > 1:00:01# And pretty girls

1:00:01 > 1:00:04# And love is like an energy

1:00:04 > 1:00:08# Rushin', rushin' inside of me

1:00:08 > 1:00:10# Oh

1:00:14 > 1:00:18# The power of love

1:00:18 > 1:00:21# A force from above

1:00:21 > 1:00:24# Cleaning my soul

1:00:27 > 1:00:30# Flame on burn desire

1:00:30 > 1:00:33# Love with tongues of fire

1:00:33 > 1:00:35# Purge the soul

1:00:35 > 1:00:41# Make love your goal

1:00:45 > 1:00:49# This time we go sublime

1:00:49 > 1:00:51# Lovers entwine Divine, divine

1:00:51 > 1:00:55# Love is danger, love is pleasure

1:00:55 > 1:00:59# Love is pure The only treasure

1:01:01 > 1:01:03# I'm so in love with you

1:01:07 > 1:01:12# Make love your goal

1:01:14 > 1:01:17# The power of love

1:01:17 > 1:01:21# A force from above

1:01:21 > 1:01:24# Cleaning my soul

1:01:27 > 1:01:30# The power of love

1:01:30 > 1:01:34# A force from above

1:01:34 > 1:01:38# A sky-scraping dove

1:01:39 > 1:01:42# Flame on burn desire

1:01:42 > 1:01:46# Love with tongues of fire

1:01:46 > 1:01:48# Purge the soul

1:01:48 > 1:01:55# Make love your goal

1:02:03 > 1:02:07# Make love your goal. #

1:02:07 > 1:02:09- CHEERING - Very nice.

1:02:09 > 1:02:10And while we're in reflective mood,

1:02:10 > 1:02:13let's contemplate the plight of Shakin' Stevens.

1:02:13 > 1:02:14Big appearance on Top Of The Pops

1:02:14 > 1:02:18and contracts St Vitus' Dance in his right leg - bad luck, eh?

1:02:19 > 1:02:21# Snow is falling

1:02:21 > 1:02:22# All around me

1:02:24 > 1:02:26# Children playing

1:02:26 > 1:02:29# Having fun

1:02:29 > 1:02:30# It's the season

1:02:30 > 1:02:33# Love and understanding

1:02:33 > 1:02:37# Merry Christmas, everyone

1:02:38 > 1:02:40# Time for parties

1:02:40 > 1:02:43# And celebration

1:02:43 > 1:02:45# People dancing

1:02:45 > 1:02:47# All night long

1:02:47 > 1:02:49# Time for presents

1:02:49 > 1:02:52# And exchanging kisses

1:02:52 > 1:02:54# Time for singing

1:02:54 > 1:02:57# Christmas songs

1:02:58 > 1:03:02# We're gonna have a party tonight

1:03:02 > 1:03:06# I'm gonna find that girl underneath the mistletoe

1:03:06 > 1:03:08# We'll kiss by candlelight

1:03:08 > 1:03:11# Room is swaying

1:03:11 > 1:03:13# Records playing

1:03:13 > 1:03:15# All the old songs

1:03:15 > 1:03:18# We love to hear

1:03:18 > 1:03:23# All I wish that everyday was Christmas

1:03:23 > 1:03:25# What a nice way

1:03:25 > 1:03:27# To spend the year

1:03:47 > 1:03:51# We're gonna have a party tonight

1:03:51 > 1:03:56# I'm gonna find that girl underneath the mistletoe

1:03:56 > 1:03:58# We'll kiss by candlelight

1:03:58 > 1:04:00- # Snow is falling - Snow is falling

1:04:00 > 1:04:03- # All around me - All around me

1:04:03 > 1:04:05- # Children playing - Children playing

1:04:05 > 1:04:07- # Having fun - Having fun

1:04:07 > 1:04:09# It's the season

1:04:09 > 1:04:12# Love and understanding

1:04:12 > 1:04:15# Merry Christmas, everyone

1:04:16 > 1:04:20# Merry Christmas, everyone

1:04:21 > 1:04:25# Ooh, merry Christmas, everyone... #

1:04:25 > 1:04:28CHEERING

1:04:28 > 1:04:33# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh

1:04:33 > 1:04:36- # Snow is falling - Snow is falling

1:04:36 > 1:04:38- # All around me - All around me

1:04:38 > 1:04:40- # Children playing - Children playing

1:04:40 > 1:04:43- # Having fun - Having fun

1:04:43 > 1:04:44# It's the season

1:04:44 > 1:04:47# Love and understanding

1:04:47 > 1:04:51# Merry Christmas, everyone

1:04:52 > 1:04:56# Merry Christmas, everyone

1:04:56 > 1:04:59# Ooh, merry Christmas, everyone. #

1:04:59 > 1:05:01Next up, an electronic take on an old favourite.

1:05:01 > 1:05:03Nicely creepy video, this.

1:05:03 > 1:05:04And listen for an early mention

1:05:04 > 1:05:07of Southampton soccer legend Matt Le Tissier.

1:05:07 > 1:05:08# Gaudete, gaudete

1:05:08 > 1:05:10# Christus est natus

1:05:10 > 1:05:14# Ex Maria virgine

1:05:14 > 1:05:15# Gaudete

1:05:15 > 1:05:17# Gaudete, gaudete

1:05:17 > 1:05:19# Christus est natus

1:05:19 > 1:05:23# Ex Maria virgine

1:05:23 > 1:05:24# Gaudete

1:05:33 > 1:05:35# Tempus adest gratiae

1:05:35 > 1:05:37# Hoc quod optabamus

1:05:37 > 1:05:39# Carmina laetitiae

1:05:39 > 1:05:41# Devote reddamus

1:05:41 > 1:05:44# Gaudete, gaudete

1:05:44 > 1:05:46# Christus est natus

1:05:46 > 1:05:49# Ex Maria virgine

1:05:49 > 1:05:50# Gaudete

1:05:50 > 1:05:53# Gaudete, gaudete

1:05:53 > 1:05:55# Christus est natus

1:05:55 > 1:05:58# Ex Maria virgine

1:05:58 > 1:06:00# Gaudete

1:06:00 > 1:06:02# Deus homo factus est

1:06:02 > 1:06:04# Natura mirante

1:06:04 > 1:06:06# Mundus renovatus est

1:06:06 > 1:06:08# A Christo regnante

1:06:08 > 1:06:11# Gaudete, gaudete

1:06:11 > 1:06:13# Christus est natus

1:06:13 > 1:06:16# Ex Maria virgine

1:06:16 > 1:06:17# Gaudete

1:06:17 > 1:06:20# Gaudete, gaudete

1:06:20 > 1:06:22# Christus est natus

1:06:22 > 1:06:25# Ex Maria virgine

1:06:25 > 1:06:27# Gaudete

1:06:31 > 1:06:33# Ezechielis porta

1:06:33 > 1:06:35# Clausa pertransitur

1:06:35 > 1:06:37# Unde lux est orta

1:06:37 > 1:06:39# Salus invenitur

1:06:39 > 1:06:42# Gaudete, gaudete

1:06:42 > 1:06:44# Christus est natus

1:06:44 > 1:06:47# Ex Maria virgine

1:06:47 > 1:06:48# Gaudete

1:06:48 > 1:06:51# Gaudete, gaudete

1:06:51 > 1:06:53# Christus est natus

1:06:53 > 1:06:56# Ex Maria virgine

1:06:56 > 1:06:58# Gaudete

1:07:02 > 1:07:04# Ergo nostra contio

1:07:04 > 1:07:06# Psallat iam in lustro

1:07:06 > 1:07:08# Benedicat Domino

1:07:08 > 1:07:10# Salus Regi nostro

1:07:10 > 1:07:13# Gaudete, gaudete

1:07:13 > 1:07:15# Christus est natus

1:07:15 > 1:07:18# Ex Maria virgine

1:07:18 > 1:07:19# Gaudete

1:07:19 > 1:07:22# Gaudete, gaudete

1:07:22 > 1:07:24# Christus est natus

1:07:24 > 1:07:27# Ex Maria virgine

1:07:27 > 1:07:29# Gaudete

1:07:29 > 1:07:31# Gaudete, gaudete

1:07:31 > 1:07:33# Christus est natus

1:07:33 > 1:07:37# Ex Maria virgine

1:07:37 > 1:07:39# Gaudete. #

1:07:39 > 1:07:41Mud next, with a terrible case of dandruff.

1:07:41 > 1:07:44Take two bottles into the shower? Apparently not.

1:07:44 > 1:07:46Still, at least singer Les Gray is having a lot of fun

1:07:46 > 1:07:49with his Marc Almond ventriloquist puppet. Cute, eh?

1:07:49 > 1:07:53# Try to imagine

1:07:53 > 1:07:56# A house that's not a home

1:07:57 > 1:08:00# Try to imagine

1:08:00 > 1:08:03# A Christmas all alone

1:08:03 > 1:08:05# That's where I'll be

1:08:05 > 1:08:07# Since you left me

1:08:07 > 1:08:10# My tears could melt the snow

1:08:10 > 1:08:14# What can I do without you?

1:08:14 > 1:08:17# I've got no place, no place to go

1:08:17 > 1:08:22# It'll be lonely this Christmas

1:08:22 > 1:08:25# Without you to hold

1:08:25 > 1:08:29# It'll be lonely this Christmas

1:08:29 > 1:08:32# Lonely and cold

1:08:32 > 1:08:36# It'll be cold, so cold

1:08:36 > 1:08:39# Without you to hold

1:08:39 > 1:08:42# This Christmas

1:08:47 > 1:08:51# Each time I remember

1:08:51 > 1:08:54# The day you went away

1:08:55 > 1:08:57# And how I would listen

1:08:57 > 1:09:01# To the things you had to say

1:09:01 > 1:09:05# I just break down as I look around

1:09:05 > 1:09:08# And the only things I see

1:09:08 > 1:09:12# Are emptiness and loneliness

1:09:12 > 1:09:16# And an unlit Christmas tree

1:09:16 > 1:09:21# It'll be lonely this Christmas

1:09:21 > 1:09:24# Without you to hold

1:09:24 > 1:09:29# It'll be lonely this Christmas

1:09:29 > 1:09:31# Lonely and cold

1:09:31 > 1:09:36# It'll be cold, so cold

1:09:36 > 1:09:39# Without you to hold

1:09:39 > 1:09:41# This Christmas... #

1:09:48 > 1:09:53You remember last year, when you and I were here?

1:09:55 > 1:09:57We never thought there'd be an end.

1:09:58 > 1:10:01And I remember looking at you then.

1:10:01 > 1:10:05And I remember thinking that Christmas must have been made for us.

1:10:06 > 1:10:08Cos, darling, this is the time of year

1:10:08 > 1:10:12that you really...you really need love.

1:10:12 > 1:10:14When it means so very, very much.

1:10:15 > 1:10:17# It'll be lonely this Christmas... #

1:10:17 > 1:10:19So it'll be lonely this Christmas.

1:10:19 > 1:10:22- # Without you to hold... # - Without you to hold.

1:10:22 > 1:10:24# It'll be lonely this Christmas... #

1:10:24 > 1:10:27It'll be so very lonely.

1:10:27 > 1:10:30- # Lonely and cold... # - Lonely and cold.

1:10:30 > 1:10:34# It'll be lonely this Christmas

1:10:34 > 1:10:37# Without you to hold

1:10:37 > 1:10:41# It'll be lonely this Christmas

1:10:41 > 1:10:44# Lonely and cold

1:10:44 > 1:10:48# It'll be cold, so cold

1:10:48 > 1:10:53# Without you to hold

1:10:53 > 1:10:58# This Christmas. #

1:11:00 > 1:11:03Merry Christmas, darling, wherever you are.

1:11:03 > 1:11:05And I had to sweep all that up afterwards

1:11:05 > 1:11:07so thanks for nothing, lads.

1:11:07 > 1:11:09Right, a public safety film now

1:11:09 > 1:11:12about driving in four-wheel drive vehicles whatever the weather.

1:11:12 > 1:11:15And our celebrity driver - why, it's none other than George Michael!

1:11:15 > 1:11:19Erm...are you sure we've thought this through?

1:11:19 > 1:11:21# Last Christmas

1:11:21 > 1:11:23# I gave you my heart

1:11:23 > 1:11:26# But the very next day

1:11:26 > 1:11:28# You gave it away

1:11:28 > 1:11:30# This year

1:11:30 > 1:11:32# To save me from tears

1:11:32 > 1:11:35# I'll give it to someone special

1:11:37 > 1:11:39# Last Christmas

1:11:39 > 1:11:41# I gave you my heart

1:11:41 > 1:11:43# But the very next day

1:11:43 > 1:11:46- # You gave it away - You gave it away

1:11:46 > 1:11:48# This year

1:11:48 > 1:11:50# To save me from tears

1:11:50 > 1:11:54- # I'll give it to someone special - Special

1:12:13 > 1:12:17# Once bitten and twice shy

1:12:17 > 1:12:19# I keep my distance

1:12:19 > 1:12:22# But you still catch my eye

1:12:22 > 1:12:24# Tell me, baby

1:12:24 > 1:12:26# Do you recognise me?

1:12:26 > 1:12:28# Well, it's been a year

1:12:28 > 1:12:31# It doesn't surprise me

1:12:31 > 1:12:33# (Merry Christmas)

1:12:33 > 1:12:35# I wrapped it up and sent it

1:12:35 > 1:12:39# With a note saying, "I love you" I meant it

1:12:39 > 1:12:43# Now I know what a fool I've been

1:12:43 > 1:12:45# But if you kissed me now

1:12:45 > 1:12:48# I know you'd fool me again

1:12:48 > 1:12:50# Last Christmas

1:12:50 > 1:12:52# I gave you my heart

1:12:52 > 1:12:55# But the very next day

1:12:55 > 1:12:57- # You gave it away - You gave it away

1:12:57 > 1:12:59# This year

1:12:59 > 1:13:01# To save me from tears

1:13:01 > 1:13:06- # I'll give it to someone special - Special

1:13:06 > 1:13:08# Last Christmas

1:13:08 > 1:13:10# I gave you my heart

1:13:10 > 1:13:13# But the very next day

1:13:13 > 1:13:15# You gave it away

1:13:15 > 1:13:17# This year

1:13:17 > 1:13:20# To save me from tears

1:13:20 > 1:13:24- # I'll give it to someone special - Special

1:13:24 > 1:13:26# Oh

1:13:28 > 1:13:30# Oh, my baby

1:13:43 > 1:13:45# A crowded room

1:13:45 > 1:13:47# Friends with tired eyes

1:13:47 > 1:13:49# I'm hiding from you

1:13:49 > 1:13:52# And your soul of ice

1:13:52 > 1:13:56# My God, I thought you were someone to rely on

1:13:56 > 1:14:00# Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

1:14:00 > 1:14:04# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart

1:14:04 > 1:14:11# A man under cover but you tore me apart

1:14:11 > 1:14:13# Ooh, ooh

1:14:13 > 1:14:15# Now I've found a real love

1:14:15 > 1:14:18# You'll never fool me again

1:14:18 > 1:14:20# Last Christmas

1:14:20 > 1:14:22# I gave you my heart

1:14:22 > 1:14:25# But the very next day

1:14:25 > 1:14:27- # You gave it away - You gave it away

1:14:27 > 1:14:29# This year

1:14:29 > 1:14:31# To save me from tears

1:14:31 > 1:14:36- # I'll give it to someone special - Special

1:14:36 > 1:14:38# Last Christmas

1:14:38 > 1:14:40- # I gave you my heart - I gave you my heart!

1:14:40 > 1:14:42# But the very next day

1:14:42 > 1:14:45- # You gave it away - You gave me away!

1:14:45 > 1:14:47# This year

1:14:47 > 1:14:49# To save me from tears

1:14:49 > 1:14:53# I'll give it to someone special

1:14:53 > 1:14:54# Special!

1:14:54 > 1:14:57# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart

1:14:57 > 1:14:59# I gave you my heart

1:14:59 > 1:15:02# A man under cover but you tore him apart. #

1:15:02 > 1:15:04Christmas has come early for me.

1:15:04 > 1:15:06Santa asked me what I wanted this year and I said,

1:15:06 > 1:15:07"Well, more than anything,

1:15:07 > 1:15:10"I'd love it if Boyzone could just get back together."

1:15:10 > 1:15:12And so dreams do come true at Yuletide.

1:15:12 > 1:15:14Here we go - Ronan singing

1:15:14 > 1:15:17and the others touting for catalogue modelling work.

1:15:17 > 1:15:20# Streets are finally emptying

1:15:20 > 1:15:24# Tin shutters coming down

1:15:24 > 1:15:28# I'm watching as the city starts to breathe again

1:15:29 > 1:15:32# The madding crowd dispersing

1:15:32 > 1:15:35# People going home

1:15:35 > 1:15:40# Just another hour before the eve descends

1:15:41 > 1:15:45# When the world feels right

1:15:47 > 1:15:52# In the silent night

1:15:55 > 1:16:00# Sometimes if I stop to close my eyes

1:16:01 > 1:16:06# I believe the years of true believing

1:16:07 > 1:16:12# And understand there is no other time

1:16:12 > 1:16:15# When peace can touch us all

1:16:18 > 1:16:21# Like the hour before Christmas

1:16:29 > 1:16:32# Bells call from cathedrals

1:16:32 > 1:16:35# Stars fall from the skies

1:16:35 > 1:16:39# Children sleeping soundly in their beds tonight

1:16:41 > 1:16:44# Loved ones gone before us

1:16:44 > 1:16:46# Like footprints in the snow

1:16:47 > 1:16:53# Christmas cards remember we will never let them go

1:16:53 > 1:16:57# In that midnight hour

1:16:58 > 1:17:01# In that silence

1:17:08 > 1:17:12# Sometimes if I stop to close my eyes

1:17:14 > 1:17:18# I believe the years of true believing

1:17:20 > 1:17:24# And understand there is no other time

1:17:24 > 1:17:27# When peace can touch us all

1:17:29 > 1:17:35# Snowflakes falling into morning

1:17:35 > 1:17:40# Time is standing still

1:17:50 > 1:17:55# Hark! Now, hear the angels sing

1:17:57 > 1:18:01# A new king's born today

1:18:04 > 1:18:09# Sometimes if I stop to close my eyes

1:18:10 > 1:18:15# I believe the years of true believing

1:18:16 > 1:18:21# And understand there is no other time

1:18:21 > 1:18:24# When peace can touch us all

1:18:27 > 1:18:31# Where angels hear our call

1:18:33 > 1:18:37# In the hour before Christmas

1:18:48 > 1:18:52# Oh, Christmas is here. #

1:18:52 > 1:18:54CHEERING

1:18:54 > 1:18:55Merry Christmas. Thank you.

1:18:55 > 1:18:58Nearly there now, so a couple of classics before we go.

1:18:58 > 1:19:00# So this is Christmas

1:19:03 > 1:19:05# And what have you done?

1:19:07 > 1:19:09# Another year over

1:19:12 > 1:19:14# And a new one just begun

1:19:17 > 1:19:19# And so this is Christmas

1:19:22 > 1:19:24# I hope you have fun

1:19:27 > 1:19:30# The near and the dear ones

1:19:32 > 1:19:34# The old and the young

1:19:36 > 1:19:39# A very merry Christmas

1:19:41 > 1:19:44# And a happy New Year

1:19:46 > 1:19:49# Let's hope it's a good one

1:19:51 > 1:19:54# Without any fear

1:19:56 > 1:20:01- # And so this is Christmas - War is over

1:20:01 > 1:20:06- # For weak and for strong - If you want it

1:20:06 > 1:20:11- # For rich and the poor ones - War is over

1:20:11 > 1:20:15- # The world is so wrong - Now

1:20:15 > 1:20:20- # And so happy Christmas - War is over

1:20:20 > 1:20:25- # For black and for white - If you want it

1:20:25 > 1:20:30- # For yellow and red ones - War is over

1:20:30 > 1:20:35- # Let's stop all the fight - Now

1:20:35 > 1:20:40# A very merry Christmas

1:20:40 > 1:20:45# And a happy New Year

1:20:45 > 1:20:50# Let's hope it's a good one

1:20:50 > 1:20:54# Without any fear

1:20:55 > 1:21:00- # And so this is Christmas - War is over

1:21:00 > 1:21:05- # And what have we done? - If you want it

1:21:05 > 1:21:10- # Another year over - War is over

1:21:10 > 1:21:15- # A new one just begun - Now

1:21:15 > 1:21:20- # And so happy Christmas - War is over

1:21:20 > 1:21:25- # We hope you have fun - If you want it

1:21:25 > 1:21:29- # The near and the dear ones - War is over

1:21:29 > 1:21:35- # The old and the young - Now

1:21:35 > 1:21:39# A very Merry Christmas

1:21:39 > 1:21:44# And a happy New Year

1:21:44 > 1:21:49# Let's hope it's a good one

1:21:49 > 1:21:53# Without any fear

1:21:56 > 1:22:01# War is over

1:22:01 > 1:22:06# If you want it

1:22:06 > 1:22:09# War is over. #

1:22:09 > 1:22:11And, of course, no show without punch

1:22:11 > 1:22:13and so here's Noddy and the boys.

1:22:13 > 1:22:16I know you'll have been wondering which version we're having

1:22:16 > 1:22:18this year. Well, it's the one where it was Dave's turn with the hat.

1:22:18 > 1:22:20Honestly! With all the money they had,

1:22:20 > 1:22:23you'd have thought they could afford a hat each. Merry Christmas, Nod.

1:22:23 > 1:22:26# Are you hanging up a stocking

1:22:26 > 1:22:28# On your wall?

1:22:30 > 1:22:34# It's the time that every Santa

1:22:34 > 1:22:36# Has a ball

1:22:38 > 1:22:42# Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?

1:22:42 > 1:22:46# Does a ton-up on his sleigh?

1:22:46 > 1:22:49# Do the fairies keep him sober

1:22:49 > 1:22:51# For a day?

1:22:52 > 1:22:57# So here it is, Merry Christmas

1:22:57 > 1:23:01# Everybody's having fun

1:23:01 > 1:23:04# Look to the future now

1:23:04 > 1:23:12# It's only just begun

1:23:12 > 1:23:15# Are you waiting for the family

1:23:15 > 1:23:17# To arrive?

1:23:19 > 1:23:22# Are you sure you got the room

1:23:22 > 1:23:25# To spare inside?

1:23:27 > 1:23:30# Does your granny always tell you

1:23:30 > 1:23:34# That the old songs are the best?

1:23:34 > 1:23:38# Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin'

1:23:38 > 1:23:41# With the rest

1:23:41 > 1:23:45# So here it is, Merry Christmas

1:23:45 > 1:23:48# Everybody's having fun

1:23:50 > 1:23:53# Look to the future now

1:23:53 > 1:24:00# It's only just begun

1:24:01 > 1:24:03# What will your daddy do

1:24:03 > 1:24:05# When he sees your mama

1:24:05 > 1:24:08# Kissin' Santa Claus?

1:24:08 > 1:24:11# Ah, ah, ah

1:24:11 > 1:24:15# Are you hanging up a stocking

1:24:15 > 1:24:17# On your wall?

1:24:19 > 1:24:22# Are you hoping that the snow

1:24:22 > 1:24:25# Will start to fall?

1:24:26 > 1:24:30# Do you ride on down the hillside

1:24:30 > 1:24:34# In a buggy you have made?

1:24:34 > 1:24:37# When you land upon your head

1:24:37 > 1:24:40# Then you've been sleighed

1:24:40 > 1:24:45# So here it is, Merry Christmas

1:24:45 > 1:24:48# Everybody's having fun

1:24:49 > 1:24:53# Look to the future now

1:24:53 > 1:24:59# It's only just begun

1:24:59 > 1:25:03# So here it is, Merry Christmas

1:25:03 > 1:25:06# Everybody's having fun

1:25:08 > 1:25:11# Look to the future now

1:25:11 > 1:25:17# It's only just begun

1:25:17 > 1:25:22# So here it is, Merry Christmas

1:25:22 > 1:25:26# Everybody's having fun

1:25:26 > 1:25:30# Look to the future now

1:25:30 > 1:25:36# It's only just begun

1:25:36 > 1:25:40# So here it is, Merry Christmas

1:25:40 > 1:25:43# Everybody's having fun... #

1:25:43 > 1:25:48- It's CHRISTMAS! - # Look to the future now

1:25:48 > 1:25:55# It's only just begun. #

1:25:55 > 1:25:58OK, we're more or less done. Have a really lovely time, won't you?

1:25:58 > 1:25:59We leave you in reflective mood

1:25:59 > 1:26:02with thoughts of someone else who left us this year, Lou Reed.

1:26:02 > 1:26:05God bless us, every one. Merry Christmas, eh?

1:26:10 > 1:26:12# Just a perfect day

1:26:14 > 1:26:19# Drink sangria in the park

1:26:19 > 1:26:23# And then later when it gets dark

1:26:23 > 1:26:25# We go home

1:26:30 > 1:26:35# Just a perfect day

1:26:35 > 1:26:38# Feed animals in the zoo

1:26:39 > 1:26:43# Then later a movie, too

1:26:43 > 1:26:45# And then home

1:26:48 > 1:26:54# Oh, it's such a perfect day

1:26:54 > 1:26:59# I'm glad I spend it with you

1:27:00 > 1:27:03# Oh, such a perfect day

1:27:03 > 1:27:07# You just keep me hanging on

1:27:08 > 1:27:14# You just keep me hanging on

1:27:18 > 1:27:22# Just a perfect day

1:27:23 > 1:27:27# Problems all left alone

1:27:28 > 1:27:31# Weekenders on our own

1:27:31 > 1:27:33# It's such fun

1:27:39 > 1:27:41# Just a perfect day

1:27:43 > 1:27:46# You made me forget myself

1:27:48 > 1:27:52# I thought I was someone else

1:27:52 > 1:27:55# Someone good

1:27:55 > 1:27:56# Yeah

1:27:57 > 1:28:02# Oh, it's such a perfect day

1:28:02 > 1:28:06# I'm glad I spent it with you

1:28:08 > 1:28:11# Oh, such a perfect day

1:28:11 > 1:28:17# You just keep me hanging on

1:28:17 > 1:28:22# You just keep me hanging on

1:28:39 > 1:28:44# You're going to reap just what you sow

1:28:46 > 1:28:49# Reap, reap, reap

1:28:49 > 1:28:52# You're going to reap

1:28:52 > 1:28:54# Just what you sow

1:28:56 > 1:28:59# Reap, reap, reap

1:28:59 > 1:29:04# You're going to reap just what you sow, yeah

1:29:06 > 1:29:08# Reap, reap, reap

1:29:08 > 1:29:16# Oh, you're going to reap just what you sow

1:29:16 > 1:29:19# Reap, reap, reap

1:29:19 > 1:29:24# You're going to reap just what you sow. #