0:00:18 > 0:00:20Ah, joyous felicitations, all you faithful
0:00:20 > 0:00:23and welcome to the Christmas Top Of The Pops.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Mark Radcliffe here with more rashers of musical streaky bacon
0:00:26 > 0:00:28on the glistening basted turkey of pop.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31First up this year, the Pet Shop Boys.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Chris has come straight from catering college
0:00:33 > 0:00:36and Neil from an interview with the Civil Service.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Cheer up, lads, it's Christmas.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45# Maybe I didn't treat you
0:00:47 > 0:00:49# Quite as good as I should
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Maybe I didn't love you
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# Quite as often as I could
0:00:57 > 0:01:01# Little things I should have said and done
0:01:01 > 0:01:05# I never took the time
0:01:06 > 0:01:08# You were always on my mind
0:01:08 > 0:01:12# You were always on my mind
0:01:12 > 0:01:16# Maybe I didn't hold you
0:01:17 > 0:01:20# All those lonely, lonely times
0:01:20 > 0:01:24# And I guess I never told you
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# I'm so happy that you're mine
0:01:27 > 0:01:32# If I made you feel second best
0:01:32 > 0:01:35# I'm so sorry I was blind
0:01:35 > 0:01:39# You were always on my mind
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# You were always on my mind
0:01:43 > 0:01:47# Tell me
0:01:47 > 0:01:51# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
0:01:51 > 0:01:55# Give me
0:01:55 > 0:01:59# One more chance to keep you satisfied
0:01:59 > 0:02:00# Satisfied
0:02:15 > 0:02:18# Little things I should have said and done
0:02:19 > 0:02:21# I never took the time
0:02:22 > 0:02:26# You were always on my mind
0:02:26 > 0:02:29# You were always on my mind
0:02:29 > 0:02:33# Tell me
0:02:33 > 0:02:37# Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# Give me
0:02:41 > 0:02:45# One more chance to keep you satisfied
0:02:45 > 0:02:49# You were always on my mind
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# You were always on my mind
0:02:53 > 0:02:56# You were always on my mind
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# You were always on my mind
0:03:00 > 0:03:05# You were always on my mind
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# You were always on my mind
0:03:16 > 0:03:19# Maybe I didn't treat you
0:03:19 > 0:03:23# Quite as good as I should
0:03:24 > 0:03:28# Maybe I didn't love you
0:03:28 > 0:03:30# Quite as often as I could
0:03:32 > 0:03:35# Maybe I didn't hold you
0:03:35 > 0:03:38# All those lonely, lonely times
0:03:38 > 0:03:43# And I guess I never told you
0:03:43 > 0:03:46# I'm so happy that you're mine. #
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Well, if those grinning cherubic faces
0:03:50 > 0:03:51don't get you in the festive mood,
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I don't know what will. Perhaps this lot?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56And, by coincidence, Dave Hill
0:03:56 > 0:03:59had also come straight from an interview with the Civil Service.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01He didn't get the job. But where is Noddy's hat?
0:04:01 > 0:04:06# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
0:04:09 > 0:04:14# It's the time that every Santa has a ball
0:04:16 > 0:04:20# Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24# Does it ton-up on his sleigh?
0:04:24 > 0:04:29# Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:04:34 > 0:04:39# Everybody's having fun
0:04:39 > 0:04:42# Look to the future now
0:04:42 > 0:04:50# It's only just begun
0:04:50 > 0:04:54# Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
0:04:57 > 0:05:03# Are you sure you got the room to spare inside?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09# Does your granny always tell ya
0:05:09 > 0:05:12# That the old songs are the best?
0:05:12 > 0:05:18# Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest
0:05:19 > 0:05:21# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:05:23 > 0:05:28# Everybody's having fun
0:05:28 > 0:05:31# Look to the future now
0:05:31 > 0:05:38# It's only just begun
0:05:39 > 0:05:46# What will your daddy do when he sees your mama kissin' Santa Claus?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49# Ah-ha
0:05:49 > 0:05:54# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
0:05:57 > 0:06:03# Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08# Do you ride on down the hillside
0:06:08 > 0:06:12# In a buggy you have made?
0:06:12 > 0:06:18# When you land upon your head then you've been sleighed
0:06:19 > 0:06:20# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:06:23 > 0:06:26# Everybody's having fun
0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Look to the future now
0:06:30 > 0:06:37# It's only just begun
0:06:37 > 0:06:38# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:06:41 > 0:06:45# Everybody's having fun
0:06:46 > 0:06:49# Look to the future now
0:06:49 > 0:06:54# It's only just begun
0:06:56 > 0:06:57# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:07:00 > 0:07:03# Everybody's having fun
0:07:03 > 0:07:07# Look to the future now
0:07:07 > 0:07:13# It's only just begun
0:07:13 > 0:07:15# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:07:18 > 0:07:21# Everybody's having fun...
0:07:21 > 0:07:23It's Christmas!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25# Look to the future now
0:07:25 > 0:07:33# It's only just begun. #
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Working-class heroes Slade.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And by way of contrast, over at Sandringham,
0:07:38 > 0:07:39a house party is in full swing,
0:07:39 > 0:07:45where Sir Thomas Jones, Cerys Matthews MBE and Julian Holland OBE
0:07:45 > 0:07:48are joined by the Duke of Norfolk on drums.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51This one's going out to all you republicans out there.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58# I really can't stay
0:07:58 > 0:08:00# Well, baby, it's cold outside
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I've got to go away
0:08:03 > 0:08:05# Oh, baby, it's cold outside
0:08:06 > 0:08:08# This evening has been
0:08:08 > 0:08:10# Been hoping that you'd drop in
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# So very nice
0:08:12 > 0:08:16# I'll hold your hand, it's just like ice
0:08:16 > 0:08:19# My mother will start to worry
0:08:19 > 0:08:21# Beautiful, what's your hurry?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23# My father will be pacing the floor
0:08:23 > 0:08:26# Listen to the fireplace roar
0:08:26 > 0:08:28# So really I'd better scurry
0:08:28 > 0:08:30# Baby, don't, don't hurry
0:08:30 > 0:08:33# Maybe a half a drink more
0:08:33 > 0:08:35# Why don't you put some records on while I pour?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37# The neighbours might think
0:08:37 > 0:08:40# Oh, baby, it's bad out there
0:08:40 > 0:08:42# Say, what's in this drink?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44# There's no cabs to be had out there
0:08:44 > 0:08:47# I wish I knew how
0:08:47 > 0:08:48# Your eyes are like starlight now
0:08:48 > 0:08:51# To break this spell
0:08:51 > 0:08:54# I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
0:08:54 > 0:08:57# I ought to say no, no, no
0:08:57 > 0:08:59# Mind if I move in closer?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02# At least I'm gonna say that I tried
0:09:02 > 0:09:04# What's the use of hurting my pride?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06# I really can't stay
0:09:06 > 0:09:08# Oh, baby, don't hold out
0:09:08 > 0:09:13- # Ah, but it's cold outside - # Ah, but it's cold outside
0:09:13 > 0:09:15# Yeah
0:09:18 > 0:09:19# All right
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# I simply must go
0:09:34 > 0:09:37# But, baby, it's cold outside
0:09:37 > 0:09:38# The answer is no
0:09:38 > 0:09:41# I said it's cold outside
0:09:41 > 0:09:43# The welcome has been
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# I'm lucky that you dropped in
0:09:45 > 0:09:47# So nice and warm
0:09:47 > 0:09:51# Look out the window at that snow
0:09:51 > 0:09:54# My sister will be suspicious
0:09:54 > 0:09:55# God, your lips look delicious
0:09:55 > 0:09:58# My brother will be there at the door
0:09:58 > 0:10:01# Like waves upon a tropical shore
0:10:01 > 0:10:03# The maiden aunt's mind is vicious
0:10:03 > 0:10:06# Ooh, your lips are delicious
0:10:06 > 0:10:08# Maybe a cigarette more
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# Never such a blizzard before
0:10:10 > 0:10:12# I've got to go home
0:10:12 > 0:10:14# Baby, you'll freeze out there
0:10:14 > 0:10:17# Say, lend me your coat
0:10:17 > 0:10:19# It's up to your knees out there
0:10:19 > 0:10:22# You've really been grand
0:10:22 > 0:10:23# I thrill when you touch my hand
0:10:23 > 0:10:25# But don't you see?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29# How can you do these things to me?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32# There's bound to be talk tomorrow
0:10:32 > 0:10:34# Think of my life-long sorrow
0:10:34 > 0:10:37# At least there will be plenty implied
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# If you caught pneumonia and died
0:10:39 > 0:10:41# I really can't stay
0:10:41 > 0:10:43# Get over that old doubt
0:10:43 > 0:10:59- # Ah, but it's cold outside - # Oh, babe, it's cold outside
0:10:59 > 0:11:00# Yeah. #
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Stick with your first instinct, Cerys. Get out of there.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Mind you, it is grim outside.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15In particular, a weather warning is in place
0:11:15 > 0:11:18predicting freezing fog in the Glasgow area.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Hope you've got your thermal trews on under there, you Bluebell boys.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35# Young at heart
0:11:35 > 0:11:37# Yet what a start
0:11:37 > 0:11:41# Old before their time
0:11:41 > 0:11:43# They married young
0:11:43 > 0:11:46# For love at last
0:11:46 > 0:11:49# Was their only crime
0:11:51 > 0:11:54# How come I love them now?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57# How come I love them more?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01# Young at heart
0:12:03 > 0:12:07# You're so young at heart
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# Young at heart
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# Young at heart
0:12:25 > 0:12:30# Yet not a chance to be a child at all
0:12:32 > 0:12:36# They told us tales They told us lies
0:12:36 > 0:12:41# Don't they know, they shouldn't have told us at all
0:12:41 > 0:12:44# How come I love them now?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47# How come I love them more?
0:12:48 > 0:12:54# When all I wanted to do when I was old
0:12:54 > 0:12:57# Was to walk out the door
0:12:57 > 0:12:59# Young at heart
0:13:02 > 0:13:05# You're so young at heart
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Young at heart
0:13:10 > 0:13:14# You're so young at heart
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# How come I love them now?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# How come I love them more?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# How come I love them now?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# How come I love them more?
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# How come I love them now?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54# How come I love them more?
0:13:55 > 0:14:00# When all I wanted to do when I was old
0:14:00 > 0:14:04# Was to walk out the door...
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Remember, folks, a pup's for life, not just for Christmas.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10DOG BARKS
0:14:12 > 0:14:15# Young at heart
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# You're so young at heart
0:14:17 > 0:14:21# You're so young at heart. #
0:14:21 > 0:14:23OK, off to the North Pole now
0:14:23 > 0:14:26where Santa and his elves have come over all urban
0:14:26 > 0:14:29just before, like, delivering, like, loads of sick gear
0:14:29 > 0:14:31fo shizzle, down with the kids, innit?
0:14:31 > 0:14:35# I said I'm living in a lost generation
0:14:35 > 0:14:39# I said I'm living in a lost generation
0:14:41 > 0:14:42# Hey! I've got my heart
0:14:42 > 0:14:44# Hey! I found my soul
0:14:44 > 0:14:49# Hey! I'm living, I'm living, I'm living life, man
0:14:49 > 0:14:50# Yeah! Switch on the TV
0:14:50 > 0:14:52# They keep it real but not in that way
0:14:52 > 0:14:53# Yay
0:14:53 > 0:14:56# I turn the channel and just see somebody's life displayed
0:14:56 > 0:14:57# Yay
0:14:57 > 0:14:59# Awkward pauses and dodgy moments
0:14:59 > 0:15:01# I smile, it keeps me sane
0:15:01 > 0:15:04# Reality TV is morphine, give me that now, let me ease the pain
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- # Oh, yeah - # Yeah!
0:15:06 > 0:15:07# Man, talent shows I seen some of our friends
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- # Go beat their targets - # Ah, yes
0:15:09 > 0:15:14# I've also seen careers end when they ain't even really started
0:15:14 > 0:15:15# Jeremy Kyle got the nation laughing
0:15:15 > 0:15:17# At other people's expense
0:15:17 > 0:15:20# Somebody tell that guy that we hate him, too
0:15:20 > 0:15:21# We are not his friends
0:15:21 > 0:15:23# Yeah, #trend
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- # We make people go - # Clap, clap, yeah
0:15:25 > 0:15:27# When I heard people buy views I was more confused
0:15:27 > 0:15:29# Than all John Terry's black friends
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- # Hey, watch your mouth, son - # #trend
0:15:31 > 0:15:33# Oi, Big Brother's in the house now, yeah
0:15:33 > 0:15:35# I said screw the voting and the talking
0:15:35 > 0:15:37# I just wanna see people fight and have sex
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- # So let's say, hey! - # Hey!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# I'm living, I'm living life, man
0:15:42 > 0:15:43- # Say, hey! - # Hey!
0:15:43 > 0:15:46# Yeah, I'm living, I'm living life
0:15:46 > 0:15:48# I've got my heart
0:15:48 > 0:15:50# I found my soul
0:15:50 > 0:15:53# I'm living, I'm living
0:15:53 > 0:15:57# I said I'm living in a lost generation
0:15:57 > 0:16:01# I said I'm living in a lost generation
0:16:02 > 0:16:03# Hey!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- # I've got my heart - # Hey!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- # I found my soul - # Hey!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09# I'm living, I'm living
0:16:09 > 0:16:10# I'm living life, man
0:16:10 > 0:16:13# Yeah, I wanna dance, I wanna have fun
0:16:13 > 0:16:15# Let me feel the music, yeah
0:16:15 > 0:16:17# I hope you realise how dumb you sound
0:16:17 > 0:16:19# When you call us stupid, yeah
0:16:19 > 0:16:21# I wanna drive to work, hear this beat
0:16:21 > 0:16:23# And make my dreams come true
0:16:23 > 0:16:24# Keep it up, man
0:16:24 > 0:16:26# A beat like this reminds my heart what to do
0:16:26 > 0:16:27# Salute
0:16:27 > 0:16:29# I want you to feel useless, baby
0:16:29 > 0:16:31# That's right, every bad boy should
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# And damn right I'm a slut, you know this
0:16:33 > 0:16:35# But I'm a boy, it's all good
0:16:35 > 0:16:37# Take snaps of me
0:16:37 > 0:16:39# I'm an icon standing here in my shades
0:16:39 > 0:16:41# Oi, be someone
0:16:41 > 0:16:44# If you beg to be followed then you've lost your way, yeah
0:16:44 > 0:16:45# #trend
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- # We make people go - # Clap, clap, yeah
0:16:47 > 0:16:48# Why is everybody so PC?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51# It's not my fault if you take offence
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- # Hey, watch your mouth, son - # #trend
0:16:53 > 0:16:55# What's wrong if a girl loves sex?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57# It's only wrong if it's not with you
0:16:57 > 0:16:59# So maybe you should get better in bed
0:16:59 > 0:17:00- # You naughty boy - # Hey!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- # Say, hey! - # Hey!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20# I'm living, I'm living life, man
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- # Say, hey! - # Hey!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# I'm living, I'm living life
0:17:24 > 0:17:25# Yeah, say it
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- # I've got my heart - # My heart
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- # I found my soul - # Soul
0:17:29 > 0:17:31# I'm living, I'm living
0:17:31 > 0:17:35# I said I'm living in a lost generation
0:17:35 > 0:17:40# I said I'm living in a lost generation
0:17:40 > 0:17:41# Hey!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- # I've got my heart - # My heart
0:17:43 > 0:17:45# I found my soul
0:17:45 > 0:17:49# I'm living, I'm living I'm living life, man
0:17:49 > 0:17:50# Say, hey! #
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Merry Christmas to everybody and a happy New Year!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Oh, thanks, Rizzle Kicks. Same to you.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58And in a beautiful piece of theming
0:17:58 > 0:18:01here's the godfather of hip-hop Johnny Mathis now,
0:18:01 > 0:18:03with his attentive harem,
0:18:03 > 0:18:06all competing to see who'll be the lucky lady
0:18:06 > 0:18:08sharing his grotto this year.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11# Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, too
0:18:13 > 0:18:16# Come along, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
0:18:17 > 0:18:20# Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo
0:18:21 > 0:18:25# Come along, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
0:18:27 > 0:18:29# Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go
0:18:29 > 0:18:32# Let's look at the show
0:18:32 > 0:18:36# We're riding in a wonderland of snow
0:18:36 > 0:18:39# Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it's grand
0:18:39 > 0:18:40# Just holding your hand
0:18:40 > 0:18:44# We're gliding along with a song of a wintery fairyland
0:18:44 > 0:18:48# Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cosy are we
0:18:49 > 0:18:53# We've snuggled close together like two birds of a feather should be
0:18:53 > 0:18:57# Let's take that road before us and sing a chorus or two
0:18:58 > 0:19:02# Come along, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# There's a birthday party at the home of farmer Grey
0:19:07 > 0:19:12# It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day
0:19:12 > 0:19:16# We'll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop
0:19:17 > 0:19:20# At the fireplace where we'll watch the chestnuts pop
0:19:20 > 0:19:21# Pop, pop, pop
0:19:21 > 0:19:24# There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
0:19:24 > 0:19:30# As they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie
0:19:30 > 0:19:33# It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
0:19:35 > 0:19:38# These wonderful things are the things we remember
0:19:38 > 0:19:40# All through our lives
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# These wonderful things are the things we remember
0:19:42 > 0:19:43# All through our lives
0:19:43 > 0:19:48# Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, too
0:19:48 > 0:19:51# Come along, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
0:19:52 > 0:19:56# Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo-hoo
0:19:57 > 0:20:01# Come along, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# Let's look at the show
0:20:07 > 0:20:11# We're riding in a wonderland of snow
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it's grand
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# Just holding your hand
0:20:16 > 0:20:19# We're gliding along with a song of a wintery fairyland
0:20:19 > 0:20:23# Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cosy are we
0:20:24 > 0:20:28# We've snuggled close together like two birds of a feather should be
0:20:28 > 0:20:32# Let's take that road before us and sing a chorus or two
0:20:33 > 0:20:37# Come along, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
0:20:38 > 0:20:40# Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with
0:20:40 > 0:20:43# Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with
0:20:43 > 0:20:46# Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you. #
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Yes, I remember that Christmas well.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Legwarmers were ten pairs for a fiver on the market. Happy days.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Next, a bunch of urchins
0:20:54 > 0:20:56who are going to be freezing when they go out
0:20:56 > 0:20:58because they've kept their coats on indoors, the massive idiots.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01# City dweller, successful fella
0:21:01 > 0:21:04# Thought to himself, oops, I've got a lot of money
0:21:04 > 0:21:08# I'm caught in a rat race terminally
0:21:09 > 0:21:12# I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it
0:21:12 > 0:21:16# I'm paying the price of living life at the limit
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# Caught up in the century's anxiety
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- # It preys on him - # It preys on him
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- # He's getting thin - Getting thin
0:21:24 > 0:21:28# He lives in a house, a very big house in the country
0:21:30 > 0:21:34# Watching afternoon repeats and the food he eats in the country
0:21:36 > 0:21:39# He takes all manner of pills and piles up analyst bills in the country
0:21:41 > 0:21:45# It's like an animal farm, lots of rural charm in the country
0:21:47 > 0:21:50# Now your morning glory, life's a different story
0:21:50 > 0:21:52# Everything's going Jackanory
0:21:52 > 0:21:56# In touch with his own mortality
0:21:58 > 0:22:02# He's reading Balzac, knocking back Prozac
0:22:02 > 0:22:05# Brings your life back
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- # For the faint at heart - # For the faint at heart
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# A new start
0:22:12 > 0:22:16# He lives in a house, a very big house in the country
0:22:18 > 0:22:22# He's got a fog in his chest so he needs a lot of rest in the country
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh, takes herbal baths in the country
0:22:29 > 0:22:33# It's like an animal farm, lots of rural charm in the country
0:22:35 > 0:22:36# In the country
0:22:37 > 0:22:39# In the country
0:22:40 > 0:22:42# In the country
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- # Blow, blow me out - # She's right
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- # I am so sad - # She's right
0:23:10 > 0:23:12# I don't know why
0:23:14 > 0:23:18# Blow, blow me out
0:23:18 > 0:23:21# I am so sad
0:23:21 > 0:23:24# I don't know why
0:23:25 > 0:23:29# Oh, he lives in a house, a very big house in the country
0:23:31 > 0:23:35# Watching afternoon repeats and the food he eats in the country
0:23:36 > 0:23:40# He takes all manner of pills and piles up analyst bills in the country
0:23:42 > 0:23:46# Oh, it's like an animal farm, lots of rural charm in the country
0:23:47 > 0:23:52# Oh, he lives in a house, a very big house in the country
0:23:53 > 0:23:57# He's got a fog in his chest so he needs a lot of rest in the country
0:23:59 > 0:24:03# He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh, takes herbal baths in the country
0:24:04 > 0:24:08# And she's come to no harm, not on an animal farm, in the country. #
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Christmas pudding, yum-yum.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Can I have some more, please, sir?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14And from Mockney to Cockney.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Gawd bless us, every one.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Aw, listen to that, Arthur. That's your actual Bow bells.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Listen to that. It's a disgrace in a public thoroughfare.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Should be reported to the noise abasement society.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Oh, do leave off. It's Christmas, innit? Time of good will.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Time to make a will, you mean.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I've only just got over £1.50 for the guy.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Used to be a penny in my day.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Yeah, well, Queen Victoria's dead, isn't she?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Now I suppose it's going to be GBH in the ear hole from carol singers.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Cor, cheer up, will you?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Cor, moan, moan, moan, that's all I ever get from you.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48It's tough and it's lonely in top management.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Look, don't give me no earache. You don't even pay your rent.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54I've got a lock-up with no lock on and it's snowing outside.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57If you don't get her a present soon, there'll be nowhere to hide.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01I've got a lovely furry coat. I could tell her it's mink.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Nah, she'd suss it's skunk. It don't half pen and ink.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- It don't!- It do!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06- How'd you know?- I would.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07- Here's a turn up for the book.- What?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- Hold on, here comes Chisholm. - He's giving me a funny look.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11What now?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Sing. He don't know one carol from another.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16# What'll I get for Christmas for 'er indoors?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I don't see that's my problem, really. In fact...
0:25:19 > 0:25:22# Don't give me no problems because this one's yours
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Oh...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25What?
0:25:25 > 0:25:26That's typical, right? You've no respect.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- You make me laugh, you do. - Oh, Terrence, please.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- Look, just leave me out. - After all I've done for you!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34# What are we gonna get for 'er indoors?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Whatever I get is gonna cost me an arm and a leg.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Well, you've got four of them, haven't you?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Even you can afford one of them.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42A typewriter with ribbons that was worn by Lady Di.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45A lovely sirloin steak for when she whacks you in the eye.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- She wouldn't!- She would!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- You'd know.- How much? - All right, I will concede.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52But we're standing here with nothing and it's nearly Christmas Eve.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- So?- Here, what about that perfume I purchased down the Winch?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You spilt it on the counter and it blistered every inch.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Oh, yeah. We could bottle it and call it The Elixir Of Life.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03You do that, my son, and next year you'll need a new wife.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Yeah, that wouldn't be very nice, would it?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Well, it's not for me to comment.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10# What'll I get for Christmas for 'er indoors?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13I don't really care an awful lot.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15# Don't give me no problems, cos this one's yours
0:26:16 > 0:26:17There you go again.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- There I go again, eh?- That's typical.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20- Right!- You've no respect.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- You make me laugh, you do. - Oh, Terrence, please.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Look, leave me out. - After all I've done for you!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28# What are we gonna get for 'er indoors?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Money?- Terrence...
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Nah. Sorry about that. It's despicable.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37I've got some lovely Hong Kong-made, genuine Paris knickers.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Yeah, she could wear them with that 14 pair of left-foot kickers.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Yves St Laurent, Chanel 5, I've gone right through the card.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Here, what about that Cartier watch? - No, fell off the lorry too hard.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46- An iron.- Leave off.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Saucepan.- Arthur!
0:26:48 > 0:26:49I'll throw her a Tupperware party.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52That's like getting a telly that only shows Russell Harty!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Oh, Terrence, this is serious. We've go to do something soon.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- Here, why don't you just not go home? - Eh?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00She'll be over the moon!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- That is very wounding, Terrence. - Yeah.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Wounding and ungrateful.- I'm tired of the money you don't pay me.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07- You do all right.- Do I?
0:27:07 > 0:27:08No thanks to you.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12# What are we gonna get for 'er indoors?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- Money!- Terrence...
0:27:14 > 0:27:15- That's typical.- Right.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- No respect. - You make me laugh, you do.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- Oh, Terrence, please. - Look, just leave me out of it.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20After all I've done for you.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24# What are we gonna get for 'er indoors?
0:27:24 > 0:27:25I wish it was January 2nd.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30# What are we gonna get for 'er indoors?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- Here, isn't that carol singing? - Yeah, I wish he'd stop.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37Come on, I've got a codge of army surplus Christmas puddings I want shifting. Come on.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Christmas!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Yes, a spirited attempt, lads.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43But you're no Chas And Dave. Go on, gertcha!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Gawd blimey, what's going on here, then?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Ah-ha! The old Christmas itching powder in the leggings, eh?
0:27:48 > 0:27:55# December will be magic again
0:27:55 > 0:27:59# Take a husky to the ice
0:27:59 > 0:28:06# While Bing Crosby sings White Christmas
0:28:06 > 0:28:10# He makes you feel nice
0:28:11 > 0:28:18# December will be magic again
0:28:18 > 0:28:21# Old St Nicholas down the chimney
0:28:21 > 0:28:26# Just a-popping up in my memory
0:28:26 > 0:28:30# Oh, dropping down in my parachute
0:28:30 > 0:28:32# The white city
0:28:32 > 0:28:34# She is so beautiful
0:28:34 > 0:28:38# Upon the black-soot icicled roofs
0:28:38 > 0:28:42# Oh, and see how I fall
0:28:42 > 0:28:46# Oh, see how I fall
0:28:46 > 0:28:49# Oh, see how I fall
0:28:51 > 0:28:54# Like the snow
0:29:00 > 0:29:03# Come to cover the lovers
0:29:05 > 0:29:07# But don't you wake them up
0:29:07 > 0:29:10# Come to sparkle the dark up
0:29:13 > 0:29:14# With a touch of make-up
0:29:14 > 0:29:16# Come to cover the muck up
0:29:20 > 0:29:22# Oh, with a little luck
0:29:27 > 0:29:34# December will be magic again
0:29:34 > 0:29:35# Light the candle lights
0:29:35 > 0:29:40# To conjure Mr Wilde into the silent night
0:29:41 > 0:29:45# Oh, it's quiet inside
0:29:45 > 0:29:48# Here in Oscar's mind
0:29:49 > 0:29:56# December will be magic again
0:29:56 > 0:29:58# Don't miss the brightest star
0:29:58 > 0:30:00# I want to hear you laugh
0:30:00 > 0:30:02# Kiss under mistletoe
0:30:02 > 0:30:04# Don't let the mystery go now
0:30:04 > 0:30:09# Oh, dropping down in my parachute
0:30:09 > 0:30:10# The white city
0:30:10 > 0:30:12# She is so beautiful
0:30:12 > 0:30:16# Upon the black-soot icicled roofs
0:30:16 > 0:30:20# Oh, and see how I fall
0:30:20 > 0:30:23# Oh, see how I fall
0:30:25 > 0:30:28# Oh, see how I fall
0:30:29 > 0:30:32# Like the snow
0:30:38 > 0:30:42# Come to cover the lovers
0:30:43 > 0:30:45# But don't you wake them up
0:30:45 > 0:30:48# Come to sparkle the dark up
0:30:50 > 0:30:52# With a touch of make-up
0:30:53 > 0:30:57# Come to cover the muck up
0:30:59 > 0:31:01# Oh, with a little luck
0:31:05 > 0:31:13# December will be magic again. #
0:31:14 > 0:31:15Ah, merry Christmas, Kate.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18And thanks for the brilliant concerts this year.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22Next, we encounter a pack of lively porcupines at play in the wild.
0:31:24 > 0:31:25Watch out with that mic stand, Rod.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27You nearly had Ronnie Lane's eye out there.
0:31:29 > 0:31:30Yay!
0:31:39 > 0:31:40Oh, yay!
0:31:44 > 0:31:45Slow down!
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Deep and dirty!
0:31:58 > 0:31:59Oh, yeah.
0:32:07 > 0:32:08# In the morning
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# Don't say you love me
0:32:12 > 0:32:15# Cos I'll only kick you out of the door
0:32:18 > 0:32:21# I know your name is Rita
0:32:21 > 0:32:23# Cos your perfume's smelling sweeter
0:32:23 > 0:32:26# Since when I saw you down on my daddy's floor
0:32:28 > 0:32:29Got it!
0:32:39 > 0:32:42# I don't mean to tell ya
0:32:42 > 0:32:44# That you look like a fella
0:32:44 > 0:32:48# But you really shouldn't wear your hair that long
0:32:50 > 0:32:53# Red lips, hair and fingernails
0:32:53 > 0:32:55# I guess you're a mean old Jezebel
0:32:55 > 0:32:58# Let's go upstairs and read my tarot cards
0:33:01 > 0:33:02# Stay with me
0:33:03 > 0:33:05# Stay with me
0:33:05 > 0:33:09# Cos tonight you're gonna stay with me
0:33:11 > 0:33:13# Stay with me
0:33:14 > 0:33:16# Stay with me
0:33:16 > 0:33:19# For tonight you're gonna stay with me
0:33:21 > 0:33:22Take it away, Woody!
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Oh, yeah.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44# So in the morning
0:33:44 > 0:33:46# Don't say you love me
0:33:48 > 0:33:51# Cos you know I'll only kick you out the door
0:33:53 > 0:33:56# I know your name is Rita
0:33:56 > 0:33:58# Cos your perfume's smelling sweeter
0:33:58 > 0:34:02# Since when I saw you there on my daddy's floor
0:34:04 > 0:34:05# Stay with me
0:34:07 > 0:34:09# Stay with me
0:34:10 > 0:34:13# Cos tonight you're gonna stay with me
0:34:15 > 0:34:17# Stay with me
0:34:18 > 0:34:19# Stay with me
0:34:20 > 0:34:23# Cos tonight you're gonna stay with me
0:34:26 > 0:34:27# Stay with me
0:34:28 > 0:34:30# Stay with me
0:34:30 > 0:34:34# Cos tonight you're gonna stay with me
0:34:35 > 0:34:36One more!
0:34:37 > 0:34:38# Stay with me
0:34:39 > 0:34:41# Stay with me
0:34:41 > 0:34:44# Cos tonight you're gonna stay with me
0:35:32 > 0:35:33Oh, yeah!
0:36:34 > 0:36:36# You better go get another man. #
0:36:45 > 0:36:49Yeah, always looked like a lot of fun being in the Faces, didn't it?
0:36:49 > 0:36:50RIP, Ian McClagan.
0:36:51 > 0:36:55Paul McCartney now with a poignant reminder, should such be needed,
0:36:55 > 0:36:58that this year marked the centenary of World War I.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00And here recreated that famous event,
0:37:00 > 0:37:03which was commemorated recently in a supermarket advert.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Yes. That seems fitting.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11# I light a candle to our love
0:37:12 > 0:37:17# In love our problems disappear
0:37:17 > 0:37:22# But all in all we soon discover
0:37:23 > 0:37:29# That one and one is all we long to hear
0:37:33 > 0:37:36# All round the world
0:37:36 > 0:37:40# Little children being born to the world
0:37:41 > 0:37:44# Got to give them all we can
0:37:44 > 0:37:46# Till the war is won
0:37:48 > 0:37:52# Then will the work be done?
0:37:53 > 0:37:55# Help them to learn
0:37:55 > 0:37:56# Help them to learn
0:37:56 > 0:38:00# Songs of joy instead of burn, baby, burn
0:38:00 > 0:38:01# Burn, baby, burn
0:38:02 > 0:38:07# Let us show them how to play the pipes of peace
0:38:09 > 0:38:11# Play the pipes of peace
0:38:31 > 0:38:35# Help me to learn
0:38:35 > 0:38:39# Songs of joy instead of burn, baby, burn
0:38:40 > 0:38:42# Won't you show me how to play
0:38:42 > 0:38:43# How to play
0:38:43 > 0:38:45# The pipes of peace
0:38:45 > 0:38:46# Pipes of peace
0:38:46 > 0:38:54# Play the pipes of peace
0:38:59 > 0:39:01# What do you say?
0:39:01 > 0:39:03# What do you say?
0:39:03 > 0:39:06# Will the human race be run in a day?
0:39:06 > 0:39:08# In a day
0:39:08 > 0:39:13# Or will someone save this planet we're playing on?
0:39:15 > 0:39:18# Is it the only one?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20# What are we going to do?
0:39:20 > 0:39:22# Help them to see
0:39:22 > 0:39:23# Help them to see
0:39:23 > 0:39:26# That the people here are like you and me
0:39:26 > 0:39:28# Like you and me
0:39:28 > 0:39:30# Let us show them how to play
0:39:30 > 0:39:32# How to play
0:39:32 > 0:39:33# The pipes of peace
0:39:33 > 0:39:34# Pipes of peace
0:39:35 > 0:39:43# Play the pipes of peace
0:39:43 > 0:39:44# Oooh...
0:39:48 > 0:39:52# I light a candle to our love
0:39:54 > 0:39:58# In love our problems disappear
0:40:00 > 0:40:05# But all in all we soon discover
0:40:05 > 0:40:12# That one and one is all we long to hear. #
0:40:22 > 0:40:24OK, bringing the mood up a bit now.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27Having stopped at the golf outlet mall on the way to the studio
0:40:27 > 0:40:30to pick up some new outfits, it's, erm...Oh, you know.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32Jackson, they were called. There were five of them.
0:40:32 > 0:40:36But what was the group called? It's on the tip of my tongue.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39# He rocks in the treetops all day long
0:40:39 > 0:40:41# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song
0:40:41 > 0:40:44# All the little birdies on J-Bird Street
0:40:44 > 0:40:47# Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet
0:40:47 > 0:40:49# Rockin' robin
0:40:49 > 0:40:51# Rock, rock, rockin' robin
0:40:53 > 0:40:56# Go, rockin' robin, cos we're really gonna rock it tonight... #
0:40:56 > 0:40:57Hey!
0:40:59 > 0:41:01# ..Every little swallow Every chickadee
0:41:01 > 0:41:04# Every little bird in the tall oak tree
0:41:04 > 0:41:07# The wise old owl The big black crow
0:41:07 > 0:41:10# Flappin' their wings Singin' go, bird, go
0:41:10 > 0:41:12# Rockin' robin
0:41:12 > 0:41:13# Rock, rock
0:41:13 > 0:41:14# Rockin' robin
0:41:16 > 0:41:19# Go, rockin' robin, cos we're really gonna rock tonight... #
0:41:19 > 0:41:21You got it, Tito.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41# ..The pretty little raven at the birdman stand
0:41:41 > 0:41:44# Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand
0:41:44 > 0:41:47# He started goin' steady and bless my soul
0:41:47 > 0:41:50# He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole
0:41:50 > 0:41:53# He rocks in the treetops all day long
0:41:53 > 0:41:56# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song
0:41:56 > 0:41:59# All the little birdies on J-Bird Street
0:42:01 > 0:42:03# Rockin' robin, hey!
0:42:03 > 0:42:04# Rock, rock
0:42:04 > 0:42:05# Rockin' robin
0:42:07 > 0:42:11# Go, rockin' robin, cos we're really gonna rock it tonight
0:42:13 > 0:42:16# The pretty little raven at the birdman stand
0:42:16 > 0:42:19# Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand
0:42:19 > 0:42:21# He started goin' steady and bless my soul
0:42:21 > 0:42:24# He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole
0:42:26 > 0:42:30# All day long, hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song
0:42:30 > 0:42:33# All the little birdies on J-Bird Street
0:42:35 > 0:42:37# Rockin' robin
0:42:37 > 0:42:38# Rock, rock
0:42:38 > 0:42:39# Rockin' robin
0:42:41 > 0:42:44# Go, rockin' robin, cos we're really gonna rock it tonight... #
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Everybody, clap your hands. All right.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49# ..Tweedily deedily dee
0:42:49 > 0:42:52# Tweedily deedily dee Tweedily deedily dee
0:42:52 > 0:42:55# Tweedily deedily dee Tweedily deedily dee
0:42:55 > 0:42:56# Tweedily deedily dee
0:42:56 > 0:42:57# Tweet, tweet. #
0:42:59 > 0:43:02I've got it. The Five Jacksons. I knew I'd remember.
0:43:02 > 0:43:06You're watching Christmas Top Of The Pops with me, Mark Radcliffe.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09The Pretenders now with the answer to the question posed earlier -
0:43:09 > 0:43:11who nicked Noddy Holder's hat out of the dressing room?
0:43:11 > 0:43:20# He's gone 2,000 miles
0:43:21 > 0:43:23# It's very far
0:43:26 > 0:43:30# The snow is falling down
0:43:31 > 0:43:34# Gets colder day by day
0:43:36 > 0:43:38# I miss you
0:43:42 > 0:43:44# The children will sing
0:43:45 > 0:43:49# He'll be back at Christmas time
0:43:56 > 0:43:58# In these frozen and silent nights
0:44:00 > 0:44:03# Sometimes in a dream
0:44:05 > 0:44:06# You appear
0:44:10 > 0:44:14# Outside under the purple sky
0:44:14 > 0:44:17# Diamonds in the snow
0:44:19 > 0:44:20# Sparkle
0:44:25 > 0:44:28# Our hearts were singing
0:44:29 > 0:44:32# It felt like Christmas time
0:44:39 > 0:44:42# 2,000 miles
0:44:43 > 0:44:45# Is very far through the snow
0:44:47 > 0:44:51# I'll think of you
0:44:51 > 0:44:58# Wherever you go
0:45:07 > 0:45:15# He's gone 2,000 miles
0:45:17 > 0:45:19# It's very far
0:45:22 > 0:45:26# The snow is falling down
0:45:27 > 0:45:30# Gets colder day by day
0:45:32 > 0:45:33# I miss you
0:45:37 > 0:45:40# I can hear people singing
0:45:41 > 0:45:45# It must be Christmas time
0:45:48 > 0:45:51# I hear people singing
0:45:52 > 0:45:56# It must be Christmas time. #
0:46:03 > 0:46:05That is one of my favourite Christmas songs -
0:46:05 > 0:46:09The Pretenders, and 2,000 miles through the snow
0:46:09 > 0:46:11is, indeed, very far, as you say, Chrissie.
0:46:11 > 0:46:15Mind you, if you've got a chunky four-wheel drive vehicle
0:46:15 > 0:46:17and a reliable designated driver...
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Ah, let's just stay at home this year, shall we?
0:46:20 > 0:46:25# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:46:25 > 0:46:29# But the very next day you gave it away
0:46:30 > 0:46:34# This year, to save me from tears
0:46:34 > 0:46:38# I'll give it to someone special
0:46:39 > 0:46:43# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:46:43 > 0:46:47# But the very next day you gave it away
0:46:48 > 0:46:52# This year, to save me from tears
0:46:52 > 0:46:56# I'll give it to someone special
0:47:15 > 0:47:19# Once bitten and twice shy
0:47:19 > 0:47:21# I keep my distance
0:47:21 > 0:47:24# But you still catch my eye
0:47:24 > 0:47:28# Tell me, baby, do you recognise me?
0:47:28 > 0:47:32# Well, it's been a year It doesn't surprise me
0:47:33 > 0:47:35# Happy Christmas
0:47:35 > 0:47:40# I wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying, I love you
0:47:40 > 0:47:42# I meant it
0:47:42 > 0:47:45# Now I know what a fool I've been
0:47:45 > 0:47:51# But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again
0:47:51 > 0:47:54# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:47:54 > 0:47:59# But the very next day you gave it away
0:48:00 > 0:48:03# This year, to save me from tears
0:48:03 > 0:48:07# I'll give it to someone special
0:48:09 > 0:48:12# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:48:12 > 0:48:17# But the very next day you gave it away
0:48:17 > 0:48:22# This year, to save me from tears
0:48:22 > 0:48:26# I'll give it to someone special
0:48:27 > 0:48:28# Oh
0:48:30 > 0:48:33# Oh, my baby
0:48:45 > 0:48:49# A crowded room Friends with tired eyes
0:48:49 > 0:48:54# I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
0:48:54 > 0:48:58# My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
0:48:58 > 0:49:02# Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
0:49:02 > 0:49:06# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
0:49:06 > 0:49:13# A man under cover but you tore me apart
0:49:13 > 0:49:15# Ooh-hoo
0:49:15 > 0:49:20# Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again
0:49:20 > 0:49:24# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:49:24 > 0:49:29# But the very next day you gave it away
0:49:29 > 0:49:33# This year, to save me from tears
0:49:33 > 0:49:38# I'll give it to someone special
0:49:38 > 0:49:43# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:49:43 > 0:49:49# But the very next day you gave it away
0:49:49 > 0:49:52# This year, to save me from tears
0:49:52 > 0:49:56# I'll give it to someone special
0:49:56 > 0:50:00# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
0:50:00 > 0:50:04# I gave you my heart. #
0:50:04 > 0:50:08And that's what Christmases were like in the olden days, kids -
0:50:08 > 0:50:12mullet hairstyles and meaningful looks at an alpine ski lodge.
0:50:12 > 0:50:15Mind you, it's more fun than it was for Les Gray of Mud,
0:50:15 > 0:50:18who was often lonely at Christmas. Well, yes, Les.
0:50:18 > 0:50:21Ditch the creepy puppet and we might think about bobbing round.
0:50:21 > 0:50:22That'd be my advice.
0:50:23 > 0:50:29# Try to imagine a house that's not a home
0:50:31 > 0:50:33# Try to imagine
0:50:33 > 0:50:37# A Christmas all alone
0:50:37 > 0:50:41# That's where I'll be since you left me
0:50:41 > 0:50:44# My tears could melt the snow
0:50:44 > 0:50:48# What can I do without you?
0:50:48 > 0:50:51# I've got no place, no place to go
0:50:51 > 0:50:55# It'll be lonely this Christmas
0:50:55 > 0:50:59# Without you to hold
0:50:59 > 0:51:02# It'll be lonely this Christmas
0:51:03 > 0:51:06# Lonely and cold
0:51:06 > 0:51:13# It'll be cold, so cold without you to hold
0:51:14 > 0:51:15# This Christmas
0:51:21 > 0:51:27# Each time I remember the day you went away
0:51:29 > 0:51:34# And how I would listen to the things you had to say
0:51:35 > 0:51:39# I just break down as I look around
0:51:39 > 0:51:42# And the only things I see
0:51:42 > 0:51:46# Are emptiness and loneliness
0:51:46 > 0:51:50# And an unlit Christmas tree
0:51:50 > 0:51:54# It'll be lonely this Christmas
0:51:55 > 0:51:58# Without you to hold
0:51:58 > 0:52:02# It'll be lonely this Christmas
0:52:03 > 0:52:05# Lonely and cold
0:52:05 > 0:52:12# It'll be cold, so cold without you to hold
0:52:13 > 0:52:15# This Christmas... #
0:52:22 > 0:52:26You remember last year when you and I were here?
0:52:28 > 0:52:30We never thought there'd be an end.
0:52:32 > 0:52:35And I remember looking at you.
0:52:35 > 0:52:39And I remember thinking that Christmas must have been made for us
0:52:39 > 0:52:42because, darling, this is the time of year
0:52:42 > 0:52:45that you really need love,
0:52:45 > 0:52:48when it means so very, very much.
0:52:49 > 0:52:51# ..It'll be lonely this Christmas... #
0:52:51 > 0:52:53So it'll be lonely this Christmas...
0:52:53 > 0:52:55# ..Without you to hold... #
0:52:55 > 0:52:56..without you to hold.
0:52:56 > 0:52:58# ..It'll be lonely this Christmas... #
0:52:58 > 0:53:01It'll be so very lonely this Christmas.
0:53:01 > 0:53:02# ..Lonely and cold... #
0:53:02 > 0:53:04Lonely and cold.
0:53:04 > 0:53:07# ..It'll be lonely this Christmas
0:53:08 > 0:53:10# Without you to hold
0:53:10 > 0:53:14# It'll be lonely this Christmas
0:53:15 > 0:53:18# Lonely and cold
0:53:18 > 0:53:25# It'll be cold, so cold without you to hold
0:53:26 > 0:53:30# This Christmas. #
0:53:34 > 0:53:37Merry Christmas, darling, wherever you are.
0:53:37 > 0:53:40But now, working the old seasonal sports jacket
0:53:40 > 0:53:43and one of Harry Hill's old shirts combo, it's Kurtis Blow.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45# Don't you give me all that jive
0:53:45 > 0:53:48# About things you wrote before I's alive
0:53:48 > 0:53:52# Cos this ain't 1823 Ain't even 1970
0:53:52 > 0:53:54# Now I'm the guy named Kurtis Blow
0:53:54 > 0:53:56# And Christmas is one thing I know
0:53:56 > 0:54:00# So every year just about this time I celebrate it with a rhyme
0:54:04 > 0:54:07# About a red-suited dude with a friendly attitude
0:54:07 > 0:54:09# And a sleigh full of goodies for the people on the block
0:54:09 > 0:54:11# Got a long white beard Maybe looks kinda weird
0:54:11 > 0:54:14# And if you ever see him he could give you quite a shock
0:54:18 > 0:54:20# Now people let me tell ya about last year
0:54:20 > 0:54:23# When the dude came flying over here
0:54:23 > 0:54:25# Well, the hog was out Snow's on the ground
0:54:25 > 0:54:27# Folks stayed in to party down
0:54:27 > 0:54:31# The beat was thumping on the box and I was dancing in my socks
0:54:31 > 0:54:34# And the drummer played at a solid pace
0:54:36 > 0:54:38# And a taste of the bass was in my face
0:54:42 > 0:54:45# And the guitar player laid down a heavy layer
0:54:45 > 0:54:47# Of the funky, junky rhythm of the disco beat
0:54:50 > 0:54:51# Check it out, New York
0:54:51 > 0:54:54# And the guy with the 88s started to participate
0:54:54 > 0:54:56# And I could sure appreciate a sound so sweet
0:55:00 > 0:55:02# We were all in the mood so we had a little food
0:55:02 > 0:55:05# And a joke and a smoke and a little bit of wine
0:55:05 > 0:55:07# When I thought I heard a hoof on the top of the roof
0:55:07 > 0:55:09# Could it be or was it me? I was feeling super fine
0:55:09 > 0:55:11# So I went to the attic where I thought heard the static
0:55:11 > 0:55:13# On the chance that the prance was somebody breaking in
0:55:13 > 0:55:16# But the noise on the top was a reindeer clop
0:55:16 > 0:55:18# Just to trick St Nick and I let the sucker in
0:55:22 > 0:55:24# He was roly, he was poly
0:55:24 > 0:55:25# And I said, holy moly!
0:55:25 > 0:55:28# You got a lot of whiskers on your chinny-chin-chin
0:55:29 > 0:55:31# I said, you're right It's cold tonight
0:55:31 > 0:55:33# But can you stop for a drop before you go?
0:55:33 > 0:55:36# He said, why not, if the music's hot?
0:55:36 > 0:55:39# And I'll chance a dance beneath the mistletoe
0:55:40 > 0:55:43# And before he went this fine old gent
0:55:43 > 0:55:45# Brought a gift with a sift through his big red bags
0:55:47 > 0:55:49# And the grownups got some presents, too
0:55:49 > 0:55:51# A new TV and a stereo
0:55:51 > 0:55:53# A new Seville about as blue as the sky
0:55:53 > 0:55:56# The best that money couldn't buy
0:55:56 > 0:55:58# Cos the dude in red's back at the Pole
0:55:58 > 0:56:00# Up north where everything is cold
0:56:00 > 0:56:02# But if he were right here tonight
0:56:02 > 0:56:05# He'd say, merry Christmas and to all
0:56:07 > 0:56:11# Get down, stop messing around when Kurtis Blow is in your town
0:56:11 > 0:56:15# I'm Kurtis Blow on the microphone A place called Harlem was my home
0:56:15 > 0:56:18# I was rocking one day and it started to shake
0:56:18 > 0:56:20# It sounded to me like an earthquake
0:56:20 > 0:56:23# I packed my bags, I said goodbye
0:56:23 > 0:56:25# I kissed my woman and I started to fly
0:56:25 > 0:56:29# I came to Earth by a meteorite to rock you all on the mic
0:56:29 > 0:56:31# So just kick off your shoes Let your fingers pop
0:56:31 > 0:56:34# Kurtis Blow is just about ready to rock
0:56:34 > 0:56:37# Now the people in the back If you're not too whack, say...
0:56:37 > 0:56:38# Don't stop the body rock!
0:56:38 > 0:56:41# The people up the front If you want to bump, say...
0:56:41 > 0:56:43# Don't stop the body rock!
0:56:43 > 0:56:45# People in the middle If you want to wiggle, say...
0:56:45 > 0:56:47# Don't stop the body rock!
0:56:47 > 0:56:50# And the people on the side If you want to slide, say...
0:56:50 > 0:56:52# Don't stop the body rock!
0:56:52 > 0:56:54# Now a preacher or a teacher or an electrician
0:56:54 > 0:56:56# A fighter or a writer or a politician
0:56:56 > 0:56:59# But the man with the key to your ignition
0:56:59 > 0:57:01# Kurtis Blow is competition
0:57:01 > 0:57:02# Young ladies, shock the house
0:57:02 > 0:57:05# Yes, the young ladies Rock shock the house
0:57:05 > 0:57:07# See, a-just throw your hands in the air
0:57:07 > 0:57:09# And wave them like you just don't care
0:57:09 > 0:57:12# If you're really, really ready to rock this house this morning
0:57:12 > 0:57:14# Somebody say, oh yeah
0:57:15 > 0:57:17# Oh, yeah! #
0:57:19 > 0:57:22Yes, a spirited attempt at audience participation
0:57:22 > 0:57:24with a crowd who clearly had no idea
0:57:24 > 0:57:27what they were supposed to be doing there.
0:57:27 > 0:57:30Christmas in Scandinavia now, and look at the state of that guitar.
0:57:30 > 0:57:32Bjorn's hoping for a new one this year.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35And a decent anorak wouldn't go amiss, either.
0:57:35 > 0:57:38# Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong
0:57:41 > 0:57:46# You're enchained by your own sorrow
0:57:48 > 0:57:56# In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow
0:57:58 > 0:58:00# How I hate to see you like this
0:58:03 > 0:58:07# There is no way you can deny it
0:58:10 > 0:58:17# I can see that you're oh so sad, so quiet
0:58:20 > 0:58:23# Chiquitita, tell me the truth
0:58:26 > 0:58:30# I'm a shoulder you can cry on
0:58:33 > 0:58:37# Your best friend
0:58:37 > 0:58:42# I'm the one you must rely on
0:58:43 > 0:58:45# You were always sure of yourself
0:58:48 > 0:58:53# Now I see you've broken a feather
0:58:56 > 0:59:04# I hope we can patch it up together
0:59:05 > 0:59:11# Chiquitita, you and I know
0:59:11 > 0:59:17# How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
0:59:17 > 0:59:23# You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
0:59:23 > 0:59:28# You will have no time for grieving
0:59:29 > 0:59:34# Chiquitita, you and I cry
0:59:34 > 0:59:40# But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you
0:59:40 > 0:59:46# Let me hear you sing once more like you did before
0:59:46 > 0:59:51# Sing a new song, Chiquitita
0:59:53 > 0:59:58# Try once more like you did before
0:59:58 > 1:00:04# Sing a new song, Chiquitita
1:00:04 > 1:00:08# So the walls came tumbling down
1:00:10 > 1:00:14# And your love's a blown-out candle
1:00:18 > 1:00:26# All is gone and it seems too hard to handle
1:00:27 > 1:00:31# Chiquitita, tell me the truth
1:00:33 > 1:00:37# There is no way you can deny it
1:00:41 > 1:00:49# I see that you're oh so sad, so quiet
1:00:51 > 1:00:56# Chiquitita, you and I know
1:00:56 > 1:01:01# How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving
1:01:01 > 1:01:08# You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end
1:01:08 > 1:01:13# You will have no time for grieving
1:01:14 > 1:01:18# Chiquitita, you and I cry
1:01:20 > 1:01:25# But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you
1:01:25 > 1:01:28# Let me hear you sing once more like you did before
1:01:32 > 1:01:36# Sing a new song, Chiquitita
1:01:38 > 1:01:43# Try once more like you did before
1:01:43 > 1:01:47# Sing a new song, Chiquitita
1:01:49 > 1:01:56# Try once more like you did before
1:01:56 > 1:02:01# Sing a new song, Chiquitita. #
1:02:01 > 1:02:05Quite a party going on, eh(?) One glass of schnapps and a cup of tea on the old pub table.
1:02:05 > 1:02:08Meanwhile, back in Walthamstow, the annual Christmas get-together
1:02:08 > 1:02:12of the Ali G Appreciation Society's in full swing.
1:02:12 > 1:02:16But once again, Brian's failed to find a cap big enough for his head.
1:02:16 > 1:02:20# Baby, if you've got to go away
1:02:20 > 1:02:24# Don't think I can take the pain
1:02:24 > 1:02:28# Won't you stay another day?
1:02:31 > 1:02:37# Don't you know we've come too far now
1:02:37 > 1:02:43# Just to go and try to throw it all away?
1:02:45 > 1:02:52# I've only just begun to know you
1:02:52 > 1:02:58# All I can say is, won't you stay just one more day?
1:03:01 > 1:03:05# Baby, if you've got to go away
1:03:05 > 1:03:09# Don't think I can take the pain
1:03:09 > 1:03:14# Won't you stay another day?
1:03:16 > 1:03:20# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
1:03:20 > 1:03:24# Don't you say it's the final kiss
1:03:24 > 1:03:28# Oh, won't you stay another day?
1:03:34 > 1:03:41# I touch your face while you are sleeping
1:03:41 > 1:03:47# And hold your hand Don't understand what's going on
1:03:49 > 1:03:56# Good times we had return to haunt me
1:03:56 > 1:04:01# Though it's for you all that I do seems to be wrong
1:04:04 > 1:04:08# Stay now, stay now Stay now, stay now
1:04:08 > 1:04:12# Baby, if you've got to go away
1:04:12 > 1:04:16# Don't think I can take the pain
1:04:16 > 1:04:21# Won't you stay another day?
1:04:23 > 1:04:27# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
1:04:27 > 1:04:31# Don't you say it's the final kiss
1:04:31 > 1:04:36# Oh, won't you stay another day?
1:04:39 > 1:04:43# Baby, if you've got to go away
1:04:43 > 1:04:46# Don't think I can take the pain
1:04:46 > 1:04:51# Won't you stay another day?
1:04:53 > 1:04:57# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
1:04:57 > 1:05:01# Don't you say it's the final kiss
1:05:01 > 1:05:05# Oh, won't you stay another day? #
1:05:05 > 1:05:09And that's what happens when too much bleach goes into the washing.
1:05:09 > 1:05:10Back out on the slopes now,
1:05:10 > 1:05:13and look out for some very inexpert skiing in the background
1:05:13 > 1:05:15and poor Bobby - the only one without a fur coat
1:05:15 > 1:05:17and having to stand around,
1:05:17 > 1:05:19stamp his feet and jump around to keep warm,
1:05:19 > 1:05:23which is the only explanation for moving around like a prat.
1:05:38 > 1:05:41# She's crazy like a fool
1:05:41 > 1:05:45# What about it, Daddy Cool?
1:05:45 > 1:05:49# I'm crazy like a fool
1:05:49 > 1:05:53# What about it, Daddy Cool?
1:05:53 > 1:05:57# Daddy, Daddy Cool
1:05:57 > 1:06:01# Daddy, Daddy Cool
1:06:01 > 1:06:05# Daddy, Daddy Cool
1:06:05 > 1:06:08# Daddy, Daddy Cool
1:06:25 > 1:06:28# She's crazy for the Daddy
1:06:28 > 1:06:32# Oh, she believes in you
1:06:32 > 1:06:34# She loves ya, Daddy
1:06:49 > 1:06:53# She's crazy like a fool
1:06:53 > 1:06:57# What about it, Daddy Cool?
1:06:57 > 1:07:01# I'm crazy like a fool
1:07:01 > 1:07:05# What about it, Daddy Cool?
1:07:05 > 1:07:08# Daddy, Daddy Cool
1:07:08 > 1:07:12# Daddy, Daddy Cool
1:07:12 > 1:07:16# Daddy, Daddy Cool
1:07:16 > 1:07:18# Daddy, Daddy Cool... #
1:07:18 > 1:07:20Daddy Cool. He's a snowman, see?
1:07:20 > 1:07:22It's not too deep for you, this stuff, is it?
1:07:22 > 1:07:27Next, one of the greatest Christmas songs of all time. What can I say that hasn't been said before?
1:07:27 > 1:07:33# It was Christmas Eve, babe
1:07:33 > 1:07:37# In the drunk tank
1:07:37 > 1:07:41# An old man said to me
1:07:41 > 1:07:45# Won't see another one
1:07:45 > 1:07:49# Then he sang a song
1:07:49 > 1:07:54# The Rare Old Mountain Dew
1:07:54 > 1:07:57# I turned my face away
1:07:57 > 1:08:01# And dreamed about you
1:08:02 > 1:08:06# Got on a lucky one
1:08:06 > 1:08:10# Came in 18 to 1
1:08:10 > 1:08:14# I've got a feeling
1:08:14 > 1:08:19# There's years for me and you
1:08:19 > 1:08:24# So, happy Christmas
1:08:24 > 1:08:28# I love you, baby
1:08:28 > 1:08:32# I can see a better time
1:08:32 > 1:08:35# When all our dreams come true
1:08:48 > 1:08:51# They got cars, big as bars They got rivers of gold
1:08:51 > 1:08:54# But the wind goes right through you, it's no place for the old
1:08:54 > 1:08:57# When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
1:08:57 > 1:09:00# You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
1:09:00 > 1:09:01# You were handsome,
1:09:01 > 1:09:03# You were pretty Queen of New York City
1:09:03 > 1:09:06# When the band finished playing They howled out for more
1:09:06 > 1:09:09# Sinatra was swinging All the drunks, they were singing
1:09:09 > 1:09:12# We kissed on a corner then danced through the night
1:09:12 > 1:09:15# The boys of the NYPD choir
1:09:15 > 1:09:18# Were singing Galway Bay
1:09:18 > 1:09:20# And the bells were ringing out
1:09:20 > 1:09:22# For Christmas Day
1:09:33 > 1:09:36- # You're a bum, you're a punk - You're an old slut on junk
1:09:36 > 1:09:39# Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
1:09:39 > 1:09:42# You scumbag, you maggot You cheap, lousy faggot,
1:09:42 > 1:09:45# Happy Christmas, you ass I pray to God it's our last
1:09:45 > 1:09:48# And the boys of the NYPD choir
1:09:48 > 1:09:51# Still singing Galway Bay
1:09:51 > 1:09:53# And the bells were ringing out
1:09:53 > 1:09:55# For Christmas Day
1:10:06 > 1:10:08# I could have been someone
1:10:08 > 1:10:11# Well, so could anyone
1:10:11 > 1:10:15# You took my dreams from me
1:10:15 > 1:10:18# When I first found you
1:10:18 > 1:10:21# I kept them with me, babe
1:10:21 > 1:10:24# I put them with my own
1:10:24 > 1:10:26# Can't make it all alone
1:10:26 > 1:10:29# I've built my dreams around you
1:10:31 > 1:10:34# The boys of the NYPD choir
1:10:34 > 1:10:37# Still singing Galway Bay
1:10:37 > 1:10:41# And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day... #
1:10:46 > 1:10:50Forever a favourite - the Pogues with the late Kirsty MacColl.
1:10:50 > 1:10:53And here's someone else who passed away just this year.
1:10:53 > 1:10:57It's Alvin Stardust in his trademark outfit. And talking of outfits,
1:10:57 > 1:10:59wait till you see the band.
1:10:59 > 1:11:02Evidently, it's not just hen parties who get horrible cheap
1:11:02 > 1:11:04matching pink T-shirts.
1:11:04 > 1:11:08# Coo, coo, I just want you
1:11:08 > 1:11:12# I really love the things that you do
1:11:12 > 1:11:15# Come on, love me too
1:11:15 > 1:11:19# Won't you be my coo ca choo?
1:11:19 > 1:11:23# Sweetness, I like your dress
1:11:23 > 1:11:26# I love the way you know you're the best
1:11:26 > 1:11:30# I'm in love and I'm in a mess
1:11:30 > 1:11:34# I really want you, coo ca choo
1:11:34 > 1:11:38# Love you, yes, I love ya Yes, I love my coo ca
1:11:38 > 1:11:41# I want you, yes, I want ya Yes, I really do want you
1:11:41 > 1:11:45# Tom cat, you know where it's at
1:11:45 > 1:11:48# Come on, let's go to my flat
1:11:48 > 1:11:51# Lay down and groove on the mat
1:11:51 > 1:11:56# You can be my coo ca choo
1:11:56 > 1:11:59# Chains, chains, I'm all in chains
1:11:59 > 1:12:03# Your love will drive me insane
1:12:03 > 1:12:06# Come on, let's do it again
1:12:06 > 1:12:09# Won't you be my coo ca choo?
1:12:11 > 1:12:14# I love ya, yes, I love ya Yes, I love my coo ca
1:12:14 > 1:12:19# I want you, yes, I want you yes, I really do want you
1:12:32 > 1:12:35# I love ya, yes, I love ya, Yes, I love my coo ca
1:12:35 > 1:12:40# I want ya, yes, I want ya Yes, I really do
1:12:40 > 1:12:43# Night time's a lonely time
1:12:43 > 1:12:47# When you're gone I'm starting to cry
1:12:47 > 1:12:50# But you know that you're on my mind
1:12:50 > 1:12:54# Oh, honey, be my coo ca choo
1:12:54 > 1:12:58# Do, do you love me too?
1:12:58 > 1:13:01# Will I smile or will I be blue?
1:13:01 > 1:13:05# Am I mad? I'm hung up on you
1:13:05 > 1:13:09# Honey, be my coo ca choo
1:13:09 > 1:13:10# So honey, be my coo ca choo
1:13:13 > 1:13:16# I love ya, yes, I love ya Yes, I love my coo ca
1:13:16 > 1:13:19# I want ya, yes, I want ya Yes, I want my coo ca
1:13:19 > 1:13:23# I love ya, yes, I love ya Yes, I love my coo ca
1:13:23 > 1:13:27# I want ya, yes, I want ya Yes, I want my coo ca
1:13:27 > 1:13:30# I need ya, yes, I need ya Yes, I need my coo ca
1:13:30 > 1:13:34# I love ya, yes, I love ya Yes, I love my coo ca
1:13:34 > 1:13:38# I want ya, yes, I want ya Yes, I want my coo ca
1:13:38 > 1:13:40# I love ya, yes, I love ya Yes, I want my coo ca. #
1:13:40 > 1:13:45Farewell, then, Alvin Stardust. Sam Smith next.
1:13:45 > 1:13:53# Have yourself a merry little Christmas
1:13:53 > 1:13:59# Let your heart be light
1:13:59 > 1:14:02# From now on
1:14:02 > 1:14:10# Your troubles will be out of sight
1:14:14 > 1:14:22# Have yourself a merry little Christmas
1:14:22 > 1:14:29# Make the yuletide gay
1:14:29 > 1:14:32# From now on
1:14:32 > 1:14:39# Your troubles will be miles away
1:14:43 > 1:14:49# Here we are as in olden days
1:14:49 > 1:14:56# Happy golden days of yore
1:14:57 > 1:15:03# Faithful friends who are dear to us
1:15:03 > 1:15:09# Gather near to us once more
1:15:12 > 1:15:15# Through the years
1:15:15 > 1:15:19# We all will be together
1:15:19 > 1:15:25# If the fates allow
1:15:25 > 1:15:38# Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
1:15:38 > 1:15:47# So have yourself a merry little Christmas
1:15:47 > 1:15:54# Have yourself a merry little Christmas
1:15:54 > 1:16:02# So have yourself a merry little Christmas
1:16:02 > 1:16:05# So have yourself a merry little Christmas
1:16:05 > 1:16:13# Now. #
1:16:15 > 1:16:19And after singing, Sam turned the light off, bolted the door,
1:16:19 > 1:16:22and toddled off home with his little quiff sagging in the snow.
1:16:22 > 1:16:25Still, at least he will be home for Christmas,
1:16:25 > 1:16:27which is more than you can say for this fellow.
1:16:27 > 1:16:30# Hey, Mr Churchill comes over here
1:16:30 > 1:16:32# To say we're doing splendidly
1:16:32 > 1:16:35# But it's very cold out here in the snow
1:16:35 > 1:16:38# Marching to and from the enemy
1:16:38 > 1:16:40# Oh, I say it's tough I have had enough
1:16:40 > 1:16:42# Can you stop the cavalry?
1:17:00 > 1:17:03# I have had to fight almost every night
1:17:03 > 1:17:05# Down throughout these centuries
1:17:05 > 1:17:08# That is when I say Oh yes, yet again
1:17:08 > 1:17:10# Can you stop the cavalry?
1:17:11 > 1:17:14# Mary Bradley waits at home
1:17:14 > 1:17:16# In the nuclear fallout zone
1:17:16 > 1:17:19# Wish I could be dancing now
1:17:19 > 1:17:22# In the arms of the girl I love
1:17:25 > 1:17:28# Dub a dub a dum dum Dub a dub a dum
1:17:28 > 1:17:30# Dub a dum dum dub a dub Dub a dub a dum
1:17:30 > 1:17:33# Dub a dub a dum dum Dub a dub a dum
1:17:33 > 1:17:35# Dub a dum dum dub a dub Dub a dub a dum
1:17:35 > 1:17:40# Wish I was at home for Christmas
1:17:51 > 1:17:53# Bang, that's another bomb on another town
1:17:53 > 1:17:56# While the Tsar and Jim have tea
1:17:56 > 1:17:59# If I get home Live to tell the tale
1:17:59 > 1:18:01# I'll run for all presidencies
1:18:01 > 1:18:03# If I get elected, I'll stop
1:18:03 > 1:18:05# I will stop the cavalry
1:18:25 > 1:18:27# Dub a dub a dum dum Dub a dub a dum
1:18:27 > 1:18:30# Dub a dum dum dub a dub Dub a dub a dum
1:18:30 > 1:18:32# Dub a dub a dum dum Dub a dub a dum
1:18:32 > 1:18:35# Dub a dum dum dub a dub Dub a dub a dum
1:18:35 > 1:18:38# Wish I was at home for Christmas
1:18:40 > 1:18:42# Wish I could be dancing now
1:18:42 > 1:18:44# In the arms of the girl I love
1:18:44 > 1:18:47# Mary Bradley waits at home
1:18:47 > 1:18:51# She's been waiting two years long
1:18:53 > 1:18:58# Wish I was at home for Christmas... #
1:18:58 > 1:19:00A chance to have a look at some snaps from the exclusive
1:19:00 > 1:19:04Lennon family album soon, here on your seasonal shopping channel.
1:19:04 > 1:19:08But first, have a look at these lovely luxury festive baubles,
1:19:08 > 1:19:09just 30p a dozen.
1:19:09 > 1:19:13But hurry - we are down to our last 12 shipping containers.
1:19:13 > 1:19:16Happy Christmas, Yoko. Happy Christmas, Julian.
1:19:16 > 1:19:18# So, this is Christmas
1:19:20 > 1:19:23# And what have you done?
1:19:25 > 1:19:28# Another year over
1:19:30 > 1:19:32# And a new one just begun
1:19:34 > 1:19:37# And so this is Christmas
1:19:39 > 1:19:42# I hope you have fun
1:19:44 > 1:19:47# The near and the dear ones
1:19:49 > 1:19:52# The old and the young
1:19:54 > 1:19:57# A very merry Christmas
1:19:59 > 1:20:03# And a happy new year
1:20:03 > 1:20:08# Let's hope it's a good one
1:20:08 > 1:20:11# Without any fear
1:20:13 > 1:20:20- # And so this is Christmas - War is over
1:20:20 > 1:20:23- # For weak and for strong - If you want it
1:20:23 > 1:20:28- # For rich and the poor ones - War is over
1:20:28 > 1:20:33- # The road is so long - Now
1:20:33 > 1:20:38- # And so happy Christmas - War is over
1:20:38 > 1:20:43- # For black and for white - If you want it
1:20:43 > 1:20:48- # For yellow and red ones - War is over
1:20:48 > 1:20:54- # Let's stop all the fight - Now
1:20:54 > 1:20:58# A very merry Christmas
1:20:58 > 1:21:02# And a happy new year
1:21:02 > 1:21:07# Let's hope it's a good one
1:21:07 > 1:21:11# Without any fear
1:21:12 > 1:21:17- # So this is Christmas - War is over
1:21:17 > 1:21:23- # And what have we done? - If you want it
1:21:23 > 1:21:27- # Another year over - War is over
1:21:27 > 1:21:33- # And a new one just begun - Now
1:21:33 > 1:21:37- # And so happy Christmas - War is over
1:21:37 > 1:21:43- # We hope you have fun - If you want it
1:21:43 > 1:21:47- # The near and the dear ones - War is over
1:21:47 > 1:21:52- # The old and the young - Now
1:21:52 > 1:21:57# A very merry Christmas
1:21:57 > 1:22:02# And a happy new year
1:22:02 > 1:22:07# Let's hope it's a good one
1:22:07 > 1:22:13# Without any fear
1:22:13 > 1:22:18# War is over
1:22:18 > 1:22:23# If you want it
1:22:23 > 1:22:26# War is over. #
1:22:26 > 1:22:29Yes, happy Christmas but, sad to say, war isn't over.
1:22:29 > 1:22:31But on a cheerier note, this programme nearly is
1:22:31 > 1:22:33and I'm off to the pub for an egg nog.
1:22:33 > 1:22:38Now, they re-recorded this recently but let's have a look at some of the ghosts of Christmas past.
1:22:38 > 1:22:42# It's Christmas time
1:22:42 > 1:22:46# There's no need to be afraid
1:22:46 > 1:22:49# At Christmas time
1:22:49 > 1:22:54# We let in light and we banish shade
1:22:54 > 1:22:59# And in our world of plenty
1:22:59 > 1:23:03# We can spread a smile of joy
1:23:03 > 1:23:11# Throw your arms around the world at Christmas time
1:23:11 > 1:23:15# But say a prayer
1:23:15 > 1:23:19# To pray for the other ones
1:23:19 > 1:23:22# At Christmas time
1:23:22 > 1:23:28# It's hard but when you're having fun
1:23:28 > 1:23:32# There's a world outside your window
1:23:32 > 1:23:37# And it's a world of dread and fear
1:23:37 > 1:23:45# Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears
1:23:45 > 1:23:49# And the Christmas bells that ring there
1:23:49 > 1:23:53# Are the clanging chimes of doom
1:23:53 > 1:24:00# Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you
1:24:02 > 1:24:08# And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
1:24:10 > 1:24:17# The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
1:24:17 > 1:24:26# Oh, where nothing ever grows No rain or rivers flow
1:24:26 > 1:24:33# Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
1:24:35 > 1:24:40# Here's to you Raise a glass for everyone
1:24:40 > 1:24:44# Here's to them Underneath that burning sun
1:24:44 > 1:24:50# Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
1:25:05 > 1:25:09# Feed the world
1:25:09 > 1:25:13# Let them know it's Christmas time
1:25:13 > 1:25:16# Feed the world. #
1:25:16 > 1:25:18OK. Well, that's it, except for one song.
1:25:18 > 1:25:22We've had Shane and Kirsty - check. Noddy and Slade - check.
1:25:22 > 1:25:25Must be time for Woody, then. No show without punch.
1:25:25 > 1:25:27Merry Christmas, everyone.
1:25:27 > 1:25:29# When the snowman brings the snow
1:25:29 > 1:25:33# Well, he just might like to know
1:25:33 > 1:25:40# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
1:25:40 > 1:25:43# If you jump into your bed
1:25:43 > 1:25:46# Quickly cover up your head
1:25:46 > 1:25:48# Don't you lock the doors
1:25:48 > 1:25:53# You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
1:25:53 > 1:25:59# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:26:00 > 1:26:06# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
1:26:06 > 1:26:12# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:26:14 > 1:26:20# So let the bells ring out for Christmas
1:26:22 > 1:26:25# When you're skating in the park
1:26:25 > 1:26:29# If the snow cloud makes it dark
1:26:29 > 1:26:36# Then your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way
1:26:36 > 1:26:39# Now the frosty paws appear
1:26:39 > 1:26:42# And they've frozen up my ear
1:26:42 > 1:26:44# So we'll lie by the fire
1:26:44 > 1:26:49# Till the sleet simply knocks 'em all the way
1:26:49 > 1:26:56# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:26:56 > 1:27:02# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
1:27:02 > 1:27:09# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:27:09 > 1:27:16# So let the bells ring out for Christmas
1:27:45 > 1:27:48- # When the snow man brings the snow - Snowman brings the snow
1:27:48 > 1:27:51- # Well, he just might like to know - Just might like to know
1:27:51 > 1:27:57# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
1:27:57 > 1:28:02- # So if Santa brings that sleigh - Santa brings that sleigh
1:28:02 > 1:28:05- # Along the milky way - Along the milky way
1:28:05 > 1:28:07# I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow
1:28:07 > 1:28:11# Then he may decide to stay
1:28:11 > 1:28:18# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:28:18 > 1:28:24# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
1:28:24 > 1:28:31# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:28:31 > 1:28:40# So let the bells ring out for Christmas. #
1:28:40 > 1:28:42OK, you lot. Take it!
1:28:42 > 1:28:48# ..Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:28:48 > 1:28:49# Christmas Day
1:28:49 > 1:28:55# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
1:28:55 > 1:29:02# I wish it could be Christmas every day
1:29:02 > 1:29:08# So let the bells ring out for Christmas.
1:29:08 > 1:29:16# Why don't you give your love
1:29:16 > 1:29:21# For Christmas? #