0:00:13 > 0:00:15Greetings, seasonal pop pickers,
0:00:15 > 0:00:19and welcome to more bonus slices from the turkey crown of pop.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21We start off with the festive,
0:00:21 > 0:00:24though initially strangely static, Shakin' Stevens.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26More Stationary Stevens, really!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Snow is falling
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# All around me
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Children playing
0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Having fun
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# It's the season
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Love and understanding
0:00:40 > 0:00:45# Merry Christmas, everyone
0:00:45 > 0:00:50# Time for parties and celebration
0:00:50 > 0:00:55# People dancing all night long
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Time for presents
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# And exchanging kisses
0:00:59 > 0:01:04# Time for singing Christmas songs
0:01:05 > 0:01:10# We're gonna have a party tonight
0:01:10 > 0:01:12# I'm gonna find that girl
0:01:12 > 0:01:14# Underneath the mistletoe
0:01:14 > 0:01:16# We'll kiss by candlelight
0:01:16 > 0:01:20# Room is swaying, records playing
0:01:20 > 0:01:24# All the old songs we love to hear
0:01:24 > 0:01:28# Oh, I wish that
0:01:28 > 0:01:30# Every day was Christmas
0:01:30 > 0:01:34# What a nice way to spend the year
0:01:54 > 0:01:59# We're gonna have a party tonight
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# I'm gonna find that girl
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# Underneath the mistletoe
0:02:03 > 0:02:05# And kiss by candlelight
0:02:05 > 0:02:08# Snow is fallin'
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# All around me
0:02:10 > 0:02:14# Children playing, having fun
0:02:14 > 0:02:16# It's the season
0:02:16 > 0:02:19# Love and understanding
0:02:19 > 0:02:22# Merry Christmas, everyone
0:02:24 > 0:02:27# Merry Christmas, everyone
0:02:28 > 0:02:32# Merry Christmas, everyone
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Snow is falling
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# All around me
0:02:46 > 0:02:48# Children playing, having fun
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# It's the season
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Love and understanding
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# Merry Christmas, everyone
0:02:59 > 0:03:02# Merry Christmas, everyone
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# Merry Christmas... #
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Funny - back then, that jumper made him look a bit of a pranny!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Nowadays, we'd just assume he was a hipster being ironic.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Roy Wood next, who never tried to look cool,
0:03:15 > 0:03:17which makes him very cool, right?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20# When the snowman brings the snow
0:03:20 > 0:03:24# Well, he just might like to know
0:03:24 > 0:03:29# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
0:03:30 > 0:03:34# If you jump into your bed
0:03:34 > 0:03:37# Quickly cover up your head
0:03:37 > 0:03:39# Don't you lock the doors
0:03:39 > 0:03:44# You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
0:03:44 > 0:03:51# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:03:51 > 0:03:53# When the kids start singing
0:03:53 > 0:03:57# And the band begins to play
0:03:57 > 0:04:05# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:04:05 > 0:04:10# Let the bells ring out for Christmas
0:04:13 > 0:04:16# When we're skating in the park
0:04:16 > 0:04:20# If the snow cloud makes it dark
0:04:20 > 0:04:25# Then your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way
0:04:27 > 0:04:30# Now the frosticles appear
0:04:30 > 0:04:34# And they've frozen up my beard
0:04:34 > 0:04:36# So we'll lie by the fire
0:04:36 > 0:04:40# Till the sleep simply melts them all away
0:04:40 > 0:04:47# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:04:47 > 0:04:49# When the kids start singing
0:04:49 > 0:04:54# And the band begins to play
0:04:54 > 0:05:01# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:05:01 > 0:05:08# Let the bells ring out for Christmas... #
0:05:08 > 0:05:10INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- # When the snowman brings the snow - When the snowman brings the snow
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- # Well, he just might like to know - Just might like to know
0:05:40 > 0:05:47# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- # So if Santa brings that sleigh - Santa brings that sleigh
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- # Along the Milky Way - Along the Milky Way
0:05:54 > 0:05:56# I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow
0:05:56 > 0:06:00# Then he may decide to stay
0:06:00 > 0:06:07# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:06:07 > 0:06:09# When the kids start singing
0:06:09 > 0:06:13# And the band begins to play
0:06:13 > 0:06:21# Oh-oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:06:21 > 0:06:28# So let the bells ring out for Christmas... #
0:06:28 > 0:06:31OK, you lot, take it!
0:06:31 > 0:06:38# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:06:38 > 0:06:40# When the kids start singing
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# And the band begins to play
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# Oh-oh-oh...
0:06:45 > 0:06:51# I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:06:51 > 0:06:59# Let the bells ring out for Christmas
0:06:59 > 0:07:06# Why don't you give your love
0:07:06 > 0:07:10# For Christmas? #
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Ah, yes, a bit of seasoned Wood there!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16I'm doing a kind of Yule log riff here, kids - neat, eh?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Now then, after staying out all night partying,
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Mrs Jones has locked Tom out of the house,
0:07:21 > 0:07:25so he's amused himself by carving his own name out of snow.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28# Sleigh bells ring
0:07:28 > 0:07:30# Are you listening?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34# In the lane
0:07:35 > 0:07:38# Snow is glistening
0:07:39 > 0:07:42# A beautiful sight
0:07:42 > 0:07:46# We're happy tonight
0:07:46 > 0:07:50# Walking in a winter wonderland
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# Gone away is the bluebird
0:07:56 > 0:08:01# Here to stay is the new bird
0:08:01 > 0:08:02# He sings a love song
0:08:02 > 0:08:04# As we go along
0:08:04 > 0:08:07# Walking in a winter wonderland
0:08:08 > 0:08:12# In the meadow, we can build a snowman
0:08:12 > 0:08:15# And pretend that he is Parson Brown
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# He'll say, "Are you married?"
0:08:17 > 0:08:19# We'll say, "No, man
0:08:19 > 0:08:22# "But you can do the job when you're in town"
0:08:22 > 0:08:26# Later on, we'll conspire
0:08:26 > 0:08:29# As we dream by the fire
0:08:30 > 0:08:32# To face unafraid
0:08:32 > 0:08:34# The plans that we made
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# Walking in a winter wonderland
0:08:48 > 0:08:51# But you can do the job when you're in town
0:08:54 > 0:08:58# Later on, we'll conspire
0:08:58 > 0:09:02# As we dream by the fire
0:09:02 > 0:09:04# To face unafraid
0:09:04 > 0:09:06# The plans that we made
0:09:06 > 0:09:09# Walking in a winter wonderland
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# I'm walking in a winter wonderland
0:09:14 > 0:09:16# Walking
0:09:16 > 0:09:21# In a winter wonderland. #
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Tom Jones, keeping warm in his fur coat
0:09:23 > 0:09:26and what I assume to be a woolly hat.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27OK, Adele next,
0:09:27 > 0:09:31a big Christmas hit rather than an actual Christmas song, this one.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33But we spent so much money on fairy lights,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35we were hoping you wouldn't notice.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38# I've made up my mind
0:09:38 > 0:09:41# Don't need to think it over
0:09:41 > 0:09:43# If I'm wrong, I am right
0:09:43 > 0:09:46# Don't need to look no further
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# This ain't lust
0:09:49 > 0:09:56# I know this is love
0:09:56 > 0:10:00# But if I tell the world
0:10:00 > 0:10:03# I'll never say enough
0:10:03 > 0:10:06# Cos it was not said to you
0:10:06 > 0:10:10# And that's exactly what I need to do
0:10:10 > 0:10:16# If I end up with you
0:10:16 > 0:10:18# Should I give up?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22# Or should I just keep chasing pavements
0:10:22 > 0:10:26# Even if it leads nowhere?
0:10:26 > 0:10:29# Or would it be a waste
0:10:29 > 0:10:32# Even if I knew my place?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35# Should I leave it there?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# Should I give up?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41# Or should I just keep chasing pavements
0:10:41 > 0:10:47# Even if it leads nowhere?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# Yeah...
0:10:50 > 0:10:53# I build myself up
0:10:53 > 0:10:56# And fly around in circles
0:10:56 > 0:10:58# Waiting as my heart drops
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# And my back begins to tingle
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Finally
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Could this be it?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11# Or should I give up?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14# Or should I just keep chasing pavements
0:11:14 > 0:11:19# Even if it leads nowhere?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22# Or would it be a waste
0:11:22 > 0:11:24# Even if I knew my place?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28# Should I leave it there?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30# Should I give up?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34# Or should I just keep chasing pavements
0:11:34 > 0:11:40# Even if it leads nowhere?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42# Yea-eah
0:11:42 > 0:11:45# Should I give up?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48# Or should I just keep chasing pavements
0:11:48 > 0:11:53# Even if it leads nowhere?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56# Or would it be a waste
0:11:56 > 0:11:59# Even if I knew my place?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03# Should I leave it there?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06# Should I give up?
0:12:06 > 0:12:12# Or should I just keep on chasing pavements?
0:12:12 > 0:12:19# Should I just keep on chasing pavements?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22# Ohh-ohh
0:12:22 > 0:12:24# Should I give up?
0:12:24 > 0:12:28# Or should I just keep chasing pavements
0:12:28 > 0:12:32# Even if it leads nowhere?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Or would it be a waste
0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Even if I knew my place?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41# Should I leave it there?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# Should I give up?
0:12:43 > 0:12:47# Or should I just keep chasing pavements
0:12:47 > 0:12:53# Even if it leads nowhere?
0:12:53 > 0:12:57# Yeah. #
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Yes, you were right after all, Adele,
0:12:59 > 0:13:02it did look more like windblown wastepaper than snow.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Sorry!
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Meanwhile, over in Basildon, three callous boys are showing off
0:13:07 > 0:13:11the new keyboards they got for Christmas in front of their mate
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Dave, who only got a pair of over-tight vinyl leggings.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22# When I'm with you, baby I go out of my head
0:13:22 > 0:13:26# And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# All the things you do to me and everything you said
0:13:29 > 0:13:33# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# We slip and slide as we fall in love
0:13:36 > 0:13:41# And I just can't seem to get enough, ah
0:13:56 > 0:13:58# We walk together
0:13:58 > 0:13:59# We're walking down the street
0:13:59 > 0:14:03# And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough
0:14:03 > 0:14:07# Every time I think of you I know we have to meet
0:14:07 > 0:14:11# And I just can't get enough And I just can't get enough
0:14:11 > 0:14:14# It's getting hotter It's a burning love
0:14:14 > 0:14:18# And I just can't seem to get enough, ah
0:14:41 > 0:14:44# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough
0:14:44 > 0:14:48# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough
0:14:48 > 0:14:52# I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
0:14:52 > 0:14:56# I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
0:14:56 > 0:14:59# You're like an angel and you give me your love
0:14:59 > 0:15:03# And I just can't seem to get enough, ah
0:15:26 > 0:15:29# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough
0:15:29 > 0:15:33# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough
0:15:33 > 0:15:37# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough
0:15:37 > 0:15:40# I just can't get enough I just can't get enough... #
0:15:40 > 0:15:44OK, time to go over to the finals of Mullet of the Year now.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46And look out for Boy George,
0:15:46 > 0:15:48who came straight from panto dress rehearsal,
0:15:48 > 0:15:50where he was playing Widow Twankey.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54# It's Christmas time
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# There's no need to be afraid
0:15:59 > 0:16:02# At Christmas time
0:16:02 > 0:16:07# We let in light and we banish shade
0:16:07 > 0:16:12# And in our world of plenty
0:16:12 > 0:16:16# We can spread a smile of joy
0:16:16 > 0:16:20# Throw your arms around the world
0:16:20 > 0:16:22# At Christmas time
0:16:24 > 0:16:28# But say a prayer
0:16:28 > 0:16:32# Pray for the other ones
0:16:32 > 0:16:36# At Christmas time it's hard
0:16:36 > 0:16:40# But when you're having fun
0:16:40 > 0:16:45# There's a world outside your window
0:16:45 > 0:16:49# And it's a world of dread and fear
0:16:49 > 0:16:53# Where the only water flowing
0:16:53 > 0:16:58# Is the bitter sting of tears
0:16:58 > 0:17:02# And the Christmas bells that ring there
0:17:02 > 0:17:06# Are the clanging chimes of doom
0:17:06 > 0:17:10# Well, tonight, thank God it's them
0:17:10 > 0:17:12# Instead of you
0:17:15 > 0:17:18# And there won't be snow in Africa
0:17:18 > 0:17:21# This Christmas time
0:17:23 > 0:17:29# The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
0:17:29 > 0:17:31# Oooh
0:17:31 > 0:17:35# Where nothing ever grows
0:17:35 > 0:17:40# No rain nor rivers flow
0:17:40 > 0:17:46# Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48# Oh-oh
0:17:48 > 0:17:50# Here's to you
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# Raise a glass for everyone
0:17:53 > 0:17:54# Here's to them
0:17:54 > 0:17:57# Underneath that burning sun
0:17:57 > 0:18:02# Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
0:18:18 > 0:18:22# Feed the world
0:18:26 > 0:18:29# Feed the world... #
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Oh, not keeping you up, are we, Bob? Too many late nights, son!
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Now then, Christmas, the year end, always a time to take stock
0:18:36 > 0:18:39and remember those who we've lost in the past 12 months.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42And there can't be anyone more fondly remembered,
0:18:42 > 0:18:44both privately and publicly, than our Cilla.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48So, here she is in a typically endearing performance.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52# Long time ago in Bethlehem
0:18:54 > 0:18:58# So the Holy Bible says
0:18:59 > 0:19:03# Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ
0:19:03 > 0:19:07# Was born on Christmas Day
0:19:08 > 0:19:12# Hark now, hear the angels sing
0:19:12 > 0:19:17# A new king born today
0:19:17 > 0:19:21# And man will live for evermore
0:19:21 > 0:19:26# Because of Christmas Day
0:19:31 > 0:19:36# While shepherds watched their flocks by night
0:19:36 > 0:19:40# Them see a bright new star
0:19:40 > 0:19:44# Them hear a choir sing
0:19:44 > 0:19:49# The music seemed to come from afar
0:19:51 > 0:19:54# Now, Joseph and his wife, Mary
0:19:54 > 0:19:59# Come to Bethlehem that night
0:19:59 > 0:20:03# Them find no place to born she child
0:20:03 > 0:20:07# Not a single room was in sight
0:20:08 > 0:20:13# Trumpets sound and angels sing
0:20:13 > 0:20:17# Listen to what they say
0:20:17 > 0:20:22# That man will live for evermore
0:20:22 > 0:20:26# Because of Christmas Day
0:20:32 > 0:20:36# By and by, they find a little nook
0:20:36 > 0:20:40# In a stable all forlorn
0:20:40 > 0:20:45# And in a manger cold and dark Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:20:45 > 0:20:49# Mary's little boy was born Ooh-ooh-ooh
0:20:51 > 0:20:55# A long time ago in Bethlehem
0:20:55 > 0:21:00# So the holy Bible says
0:21:00 > 0:21:04# Mary's boy child Jesus Christ
0:21:04 > 0:21:08# Was born on Christmas Day
0:21:08 > 0:21:13# Hark now, hear the angels sing
0:21:13 > 0:21:17# A new king born today
0:21:17 > 0:21:22# And man will live for evermore
0:21:22 > 0:21:27# Because of Christmas Day
0:21:27 > 0:21:32# Trumpets sound and angels sing Tra-la-la-la-la
0:21:32 > 0:21:36# A king was born today Tra-la-la-la-la
0:21:36 > 0:21:41# And man will live for evermore
0:21:41 > 0:21:46# Because of Christmas Day
0:21:46 > 0:21:53# That man will live for evermore
0:21:53 > 0:21:57# Because of Christmas
0:21:57 > 0:22:04# Day. #
0:22:04 > 0:22:06APPLAUSE Oh, ta-ra, chuck.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Dress code Christmassy, I said, Pulp.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11At least Candida on the organs made the effort.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13The rest of you, thanks for nothing.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16# She came from Greece She had a thirst for knowledge
0:22:16 > 0:22:19# She studied sculpture at St Martin's College
0:22:19 > 0:22:22# That's where I
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# Caught her eye
0:22:27 > 0:22:30# She told me that her dad was loaded
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# I said, "In that case I'll have rum and Coca-Cola"
0:22:33 > 0:22:35# She said, "Fine"
0:22:35 > 0:22:40# Oh, and then in 30 seconds' time
0:22:40 > 0:22:41# She said
0:22:41 > 0:22:44# "I wanna live like common people
0:22:44 > 0:22:48# "I wanna do whatever common people do
0:22:48 > 0:22:51# "Wanna sleep with common people
0:22:51 > 0:22:56# "I wanna sleep with common people like you"
0:22:56 > 0:22:59# Well, what else could I do?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01# I said "Oh, I'll see what I can do"
0:23:05 > 0:23:08# I took her to a supermarket
0:23:08 > 0:23:13# I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere
0:23:13 > 0:23:17# So it started there
0:23:19 > 0:23:22# I said "Pretend you've got no money"
0:23:22 > 0:23:25# And she just laughed and said "Oh, you're so funny"
0:23:25 > 0:23:26# I said, "Yeah?
0:23:26 > 0:23:31# "Huh, I can't see anyone else smiling here
0:23:31 > 0:23:32# "Are you sure
0:23:32 > 0:23:35# "You wanna live like common people
0:23:35 > 0:23:39# "You wanna see whatever common people see
0:23:39 > 0:23:42# "Wanna sleep with common people
0:23:42 > 0:23:47# "You wanna sleep with common people like me?"
0:23:47 > 0:23:50# But she didn't understand
0:23:50 > 0:23:53# She just smiled and held my hand... #
0:23:53 > 0:23:55SCREAMING
0:23:55 > 0:23:58# Rent a flat above a shop
0:23:58 > 0:24:01# Or cut your hair and get a job
0:24:01 > 0:24:04# And smoke some fags and play some pool
0:24:04 > 0:24:08# Pretend you never went to school
0:24:08 > 0:24:11# But still you'll never get it right
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# Cos when you're laid in bed at night
0:24:14 > 0:24:17# Watching roaches climb the wall
0:24:17 > 0:24:19# If you called your dad
0:24:19 > 0:24:22# He could stop it all, yeah
0:24:22 > 0:24:25# You'll never live like common people
0:24:25 > 0:24:28# You'll never do whatever common people do
0:24:28 > 0:24:31# Never fail like common people
0:24:31 > 0:24:36# You'll never watch your life slide out of view
0:24:36 > 0:24:39# And then dance and drink and screw
0:24:39 > 0:24:43# Because there's nothing else to do
0:24:43 > 0:24:45# Come on... #
0:24:45 > 0:24:47GUITAR SOLO
0:24:54 > 0:24:57SCREAMING
0:25:10 > 0:25:14# Sing along with the common people
0:25:14 > 0:25:17# Sing along and it might just get you through
0:25:17 > 0:25:20# Laugh along with the common people
0:25:20 > 0:25:23# Laugh along even though they're laughing at you
0:25:23 > 0:25:26# And the stupid things that you do
0:25:26 > 0:25:31# Because you think that poor is coo-oo-ool
0:25:31 > 0:25:33# Oh
0:25:35 > 0:25:38# I want to live with common people like you
0:25:38 > 0:25:41# I want to live with common people like you
0:25:41 > 0:25:44# I want to live with common people like you
0:25:44 > 0:25:48# Want to live with common people like you
0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Want to live with common people like you
0:25:51 > 0:25:55# I want to live with common people like you
0:25:55 > 0:25:56# La-la-la-la
0:25:56 > 0:26:00# Oh, la-la-la-la
0:26:00 > 0:26:02# Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- # Oh, you. # - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:05 > 0:26:09How true, and how nice for us here in the upper echelons of the BBC
0:26:09 > 0:26:13to spend some time with common people like you, the viewers.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15OK, new feature film out in the New Year,
0:26:15 > 0:26:18so cashing in early on the Dad's Army revival.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21# Hey, Mr Churchill comes over here
0:26:21 > 0:26:23# To say we're doing splendidly
0:26:23 > 0:26:25# But it's very cold
0:26:25 > 0:26:26# Out here in the snow
0:26:26 > 0:26:28# Marching to and from the enemy
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# Oh, I say it's tough
0:26:30 > 0:26:31# I have had enough
0:26:31 > 0:26:33# Can you stop the cavalry?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53# I have had to fight almost every night
0:26:53 > 0:26:56# Down throughout these centuries
0:26:56 > 0:26:57# That is when I say
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# Oh, yes, yet again
0:26:59 > 0:27:01# Can you stop the cavalry?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05# Mary Bradley waits at home
0:27:05 > 0:27:07# In the nuclear fallout zone
0:27:07 > 0:27:09# Wish I could be dancing now
0:27:09 > 0:27:13# In the arms of the girl I love
0:27:16 > 0:27:18# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum Dub-a-dubadum
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# Dubadum dum dub-a-dum Dub-a-dubadum
0:27:21 > 0:27:22# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
0:27:22 > 0:27:23# Dub-a-dubadum
0:27:23 > 0:27:26# Dubadum-dum-dub-a-dum Dub-a-dubadum
0:27:26 > 0:27:31# Wish I was at home for Christmas
0:27:42 > 0:27:44# Bang, that's another bomb On another town
0:27:44 > 0:27:47# While the Czar and Jim have tea
0:27:47 > 0:27:49# If I get home Live to tell the tale
0:27:49 > 0:27:52# I'll run for all presidencies
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# If I get elected, I'll stop
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# I will stop the cavalry
0:28:15 > 0:28:18# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum Dub-a-dubadum
0:28:18 > 0:28:20# Dub-a-dum-dum-dubadum Dub-a-dub-a-dum
0:28:20 > 0:28:22# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum Dub-a-dubadum
0:28:22 > 0:28:25# Dub-a-dum-dum-dubadum Dub-a-dub-a-dum
0:28:25 > 0:28:30# Wish I was at home for Christmas
0:28:30 > 0:28:33# Wish I could be dancing now
0:28:33 > 0:28:35# In the arms of the girl I love
0:28:35 > 0:28:37# Mary Bradley waits at home
0:28:37 > 0:28:41# She's been waiting two years long
0:28:44 > 0:28:48# Wish I was at home for Christmas. #
0:28:55 > 0:28:57You're watching Christmas Top Of The Pops 2,
0:28:57 > 0:28:58with me, Mark Radcliffe.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Wings, now, and oh, dear, look at all that smoke.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05Turned out Linda had left some veggie sausages under the grill. D'oh!
0:29:05 > 0:29:09# Mull of Kintyre
0:29:09 > 0:29:15# Oh, mist rolling in from the sea
0:29:15 > 0:29:21# My desire is always to be here
0:29:21 > 0:29:25# Oh, Mull of Kintyre
0:29:30 > 0:29:34# Far have I travelled
0:29:34 > 0:29:38# And much have I seen
0:29:38 > 0:29:41# Dark distant mountains
0:29:41 > 0:29:46# With valleys of green
0:29:46 > 0:29:50# Past painted deserts
0:29:50 > 0:29:53# The sunset's on fire
0:29:53 > 0:29:56# As he carries me home
0:29:56 > 0:30:02# To the Mull of Kintyre
0:30:04 > 0:30:07# Mull of Kintyre
0:30:07 > 0:30:13# Oh, mist rolling in from the sea
0:30:13 > 0:30:19# My desire is always to be here
0:30:19 > 0:30:24# Oh, Mull of Kintyre... #
0:30:32 > 0:30:36BAGPIPES PLAY
0:30:56 > 0:30:59# Sweep through the heather
0:30:59 > 0:31:04# Like deer in the glen
0:31:04 > 0:31:07# Carry me back to
0:31:07 > 0:31:10# The days I knew then
0:31:11 > 0:31:14# Nights when we sang
0:31:14 > 0:31:18# Like a heavenly choir
0:31:18 > 0:31:23# Of the life and the times of
0:31:23 > 0:31:28# The Mull of Kintyre
0:31:29 > 0:31:32# Mull of Kintyre
0:31:32 > 0:31:38# Oh, mist rolling in from the sea
0:31:38 > 0:31:44# My desire is always to be here
0:31:44 > 0:31:50# Oh, Mull of Kintyre
0:31:52 > 0:31:56# La-la-la-la
0:31:56 > 0:32:00# Mull of Kintyre
0:32:00 > 0:32:04# La-la-la-la
0:32:04 > 0:32:06# Mull of Kintyre... #
0:32:06 > 0:32:08And then the Fire Brigade were called,
0:32:08 > 0:32:11and we were all escorted out safely.
0:32:11 > 0:32:12Now, here's Chris Rea,
0:32:12 > 0:32:15who'd had a sore throat, hence the muffler worn indoors,
0:32:15 > 0:32:18and he does still sound a bit hoarse, the poor lad.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21# I'm driving home for Christmas
0:32:23 > 0:32:26# Oh, I can't wait to see those faces
0:32:29 > 0:32:31# I'm driving home for Christmas
0:32:31 > 0:32:32# Yeah
0:32:34 > 0:32:36# Well, I'm moving down that line
0:32:39 > 0:32:43# And it's been so long
0:32:43 > 0:32:45# But I will be there
0:32:45 > 0:32:48# I sing this song
0:32:48 > 0:32:52# To pass the time away
0:32:52 > 0:32:54# Driving in my car
0:32:54 > 0:32:57# Driving home for Christmas
0:33:00 > 0:33:02# It's gonna take some time
0:33:02 > 0:33:05# But I'll get there
0:33:06 > 0:33:08# Top to toe in tailbacks
0:33:11 > 0:33:14# Oh, I got red lights all around
0:33:17 > 0:33:19# But soon there'll be a freeway
0:33:19 > 0:33:21# Yeah
0:33:21 > 0:33:25# Get my feet on holy ground
0:33:27 > 0:33:31# So I'll sing for you
0:33:31 > 0:33:33# Though you can't hear me
0:33:33 > 0:33:36# When I get through
0:33:36 > 0:33:40# And feel you near me
0:33:40 > 0:33:42# Driving in my car
0:33:42 > 0:33:45# I'm driving home for Christmas
0:33:48 > 0:33:51# Driving home for Christmas
0:33:53 > 0:33:55# With a thousand memories
0:33:58 > 0:34:01# I take look at the driver next to me
0:34:04 > 0:34:06# He's just the same
0:34:09 > 0:34:12# Just the same
0:34:16 > 0:34:18# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:34:18 > 0:34:22# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:34:31 > 0:34:34# Top to toe in tailbacks
0:34:36 > 0:34:39# Oh, I got red lights all around
0:34:42 > 0:34:44# I'm driving home for Christmas
0:34:44 > 0:34:46# Yeah
0:34:47 > 0:34:50# Get my feet on holy ground
0:34:52 > 0:34:55# So I'll sing for you
0:34:56 > 0:34:58# Though you can't hear me
0:34:58 > 0:35:02# When I get through
0:35:02 > 0:35:05# Oh, and feel you near me
0:35:05 > 0:35:07# Driving in my car
0:35:07 > 0:35:10# I'm driving home for Christmas
0:35:13 > 0:35:16# I'm driving home for Christmas
0:35:18 > 0:35:20# With a thousand memories
0:35:20 > 0:35:22# Driving home for Christmas
0:35:24 > 0:35:25# I take a look at the driver next to me
0:35:25 > 0:35:27# Driving home for Christmas
0:35:29 > 0:35:30# He's just the same
0:35:30 > 0:35:33# Driving home for Christmas
0:35:34 > 0:35:36# He's driving home
0:35:36 > 0:35:39# Driving home Driving home for Christmas
0:35:39 > 0:35:41# Driving home for Christmas
0:35:41 > 0:35:44- # Driving home for Christmas. # - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:44 > 0:35:45Chris Rea, there,
0:35:45 > 0:35:47and here's someone who has already
0:35:47 > 0:35:48driven home for Christmas,
0:35:48 > 0:35:52and made a textbook emergency stop, even in icy conditions.
0:35:52 > 0:35:55Well, you'd expect no less from George Michael, would you?
0:35:55 > 0:35:59# Last Christmas I gave you my heart
0:35:59 > 0:36:02# But the very next day
0:36:02 > 0:36:05# You gave it away
0:36:05 > 0:36:06# This year
0:36:06 > 0:36:09# To save me from tears
0:36:09 > 0:36:12# I'll give it to someone special
0:36:14 > 0:36:17# Last Christmas I gave you my heart
0:36:17 > 0:36:20# But the very next day
0:36:20 > 0:36:22# You gave it away You gave it away
0:36:22 > 0:36:24# This year
0:36:24 > 0:36:27# To save me from tears
0:36:27 > 0:36:31# I'll give it to someone special Special
0:36:50 > 0:36:54# Once bitten and twice shy
0:36:54 > 0:36:56# I keep my distance
0:36:56 > 0:36:59# But you still catch my eye
0:36:59 > 0:37:01# Tell me, baby
0:37:01 > 0:37:03# Do you recognise me?
0:37:03 > 0:37:05# Well, it's been a year
0:37:05 > 0:37:07# It doesn't surprise me
0:37:07 > 0:37:09# Happy Christmas
0:37:09 > 0:37:12# I wrapped it up and sent it
0:37:12 > 0:37:15# With a note saying "I love you"
0:37:15 > 0:37:16# I meant it
0:37:16 > 0:37:20# Now I know what a fool I've been
0:37:20 > 0:37:22# But if you kissed me now
0:37:22 > 0:37:25# I know you'd fool me again
0:37:25 > 0:37:29# Last Christmas I gave you my heart
0:37:29 > 0:37:31# But the very next day
0:37:31 > 0:37:34# You gave it away You gave it away
0:37:34 > 0:37:36# This year
0:37:36 > 0:37:38# To save me from tears
0:37:38 > 0:37:43# I'll give it to someone special Special
0:37:43 > 0:37:47# Last Christmas I gave you my heart
0:37:47 > 0:37:50# But the very next day
0:37:50 > 0:37:52# You gave it away
0:37:52 > 0:37:54# This year
0:37:54 > 0:37:56# To save me from tears
0:37:56 > 0:38:01# I'll give it to someone special Special
0:38:01 > 0:38:02# Oh
0:38:04 > 0:38:08# Oh, my baby
0:38:17 > 0:38:20# Ooh-ooh-ooh
0:38:20 > 0:38:21# A crowded room
0:38:21 > 0:38:24# Friends with tired eyes
0:38:24 > 0:38:26# I'm hiding from you
0:38:26 > 0:38:28# And your soul of ice
0:38:28 > 0:38:32# My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
0:38:32 > 0:38:37# Me, I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
0:38:37 > 0:38:39# A face on a lover
0:38:39 > 0:38:41# With a fire in his heart
0:38:41 > 0:38:43# A man undercover
0:38:43 > 0:38:48# But you tore him apart Tore me apart
0:38:48 > 0:38:50# Ooh-ooh
0:38:50 > 0:38:52# Now I've found a real love
0:38:52 > 0:38:55# You'll never fool me again
0:38:55 > 0:38:59# Last Christmas I gave you my heart
0:38:59 > 0:39:01# But the very next day
0:39:01 > 0:39:04# You gave it away You gave it away
0:39:04 > 0:39:08# This year, to save me from tears
0:39:08 > 0:39:13# I'll give it to someone special Special
0:39:13 > 0:39:17# Last Christmas I gave you my heart
0:39:17 > 0:39:19# But the very next day
0:39:19 > 0:39:22# You gave it away You gave me away
0:39:22 > 0:39:26# This year, to save me from tears Oh
0:39:26 > 0:39:29# I'll give it to someone special
0:39:29 > 0:39:31# Special
0:39:31 > 0:39:34# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
0:39:34 > 0:39:37# A man undercover I gave you my
0:39:37 > 0:39:40# But you tore him apart
0:39:40 > 0:39:41# Heart Maybe next year... #
0:39:41 > 0:39:44And off they went, back to the ferry terminal,
0:39:44 > 0:39:47where they found their crossing had been cancelled due to bad weather,
0:39:47 > 0:39:49and spent Christmas sleeping in the car that year.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52Mind you, not the first time that's happened for George.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OK, over to the youth club now,
0:39:55 > 0:39:56and, ooh, someone's got a new hoodie.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15# They'll be making sure you stay amused
0:40:15 > 0:40:17# They'll fill you up with drugs and booze
0:40:17 > 0:40:20# Maybe you'll make the evening news
0:40:21 > 0:40:23# And when you're tripping over your dreams
0:40:23 > 0:40:25# They'll keep you down by any means
0:40:25 > 0:40:29# By the end of the night You'll be stifling your screams
0:40:29 > 0:40:31# Since you became a VIPerson
0:40:31 > 0:40:33# It's like your problems have all worsened
0:40:33 > 0:40:35# Your paranoia casts aspersions
0:40:35 > 0:40:37# On the truths you know
0:40:37 > 0:40:39# And they'll just put you up in that spotlight
0:40:39 > 0:40:42# And hope that you'll do all right
0:40:42 > 0:40:44# Or maybe not
0:40:44 > 0:40:47# So why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:40:48 > 0:40:52# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:40:52 > 0:40:54# So why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:40:56 > 0:41:00# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:41:00 > 0:41:02# Remember they said you'd show them all
0:41:02 > 0:41:04# Emphasise the rise but not the fall
0:41:04 > 0:41:06# And now you're playing a shopping mall... #
0:41:06 > 0:41:08AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:41:08 > 0:41:10# Your mum and dad They can't believe
0:41:10 > 0:41:12# What you appear to have achieved
0:41:12 > 0:41:15# While the rest of these users are just laughing in their sleeves
0:41:15 > 0:41:18# And since you became a VIPerson
0:41:18 > 0:41:19# It's like your problems have all worsened
0:41:19 > 0:41:22# Your paranoia casts aspersions
0:41:22 > 0:41:23# On the truths you know
0:41:23 > 0:41:25# And now the tabloids use your face
0:41:25 > 0:41:27# To document your fall from grace
0:41:27 > 0:41:30# And then they'll tell you that that's just the way it goes
0:41:31 > 0:41:33# Well, that's just the way it goes
0:41:35 > 0:41:38# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:41:38 > 0:41:40# It's the same old story
0:41:40 > 0:41:42# But they just didn't realise
0:41:42 > 0:41:44# And it's a long way to come
0:41:44 > 0:41:47# From the Dog And Duck karaoke machine
0:41:47 > 0:41:50# And Saturday night's drunken dreams
0:41:50 > 0:41:54# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:41:54 > 0:41:55# It's the same old story
0:41:55 > 0:41:58# Well, they just didn't realise
0:41:58 > 0:42:02# And it's a long way to come from your private bedroom dance routines
0:42:02 > 0:42:05# And Saturday night's drunken dreams
0:42:05 > 0:42:08# So why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:42:08 > 0:42:10CHEERING
0:42:10 > 0:42:13# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:42:13 > 0:42:16# So why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:42:17 > 0:42:20# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:42:21 > 0:42:24# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:42:24 > 0:42:26# It's the same old story
0:42:26 > 0:42:29# But they just didn't realise
0:42:29 > 0:42:30# And it's a long way to come
0:42:30 > 0:42:34# From the Dog And Duck karaoke machine
0:42:34 > 0:42:36# And Saturday night's drunken dreams
0:42:36 > 0:42:40# Now why do you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
0:42:40 > 0:42:42# It's the same old story
0:42:42 > 0:42:44# Well, they just didn't realise
0:42:44 > 0:42:46# And it's a long way to come
0:42:46 > 0:42:49# From your private bedroom dance routines
0:42:49 > 0:42:51# And Saturday night's drunken dreams. #
0:42:51 > 0:42:53CHEERING
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Now, that was Starz In Their Eyes,
0:42:55 > 0:42:57which I actually won once, doing,
0:42:57 > 0:42:59as luck would have it, Shane MacGowan.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02I know this show's not really about me, but it's a link, isn't it?
0:43:02 > 0:43:07# It was Christmas Eve, babe
0:43:07 > 0:43:11# In the drunk tank
0:43:11 > 0:43:15# An old man said to me
0:43:15 > 0:43:18# Won't see another one
0:43:19 > 0:43:24# And then he sang a song
0:43:24 > 0:43:28# The Rare Old Mountain Dew
0:43:28 > 0:43:32# I turned my face away
0:43:32 > 0:43:36# And dreamed about you
0:43:36 > 0:43:41# Got on a lucky one
0:43:41 > 0:43:45# Came in 18 to one
0:43:45 > 0:43:49# I've got a feeling
0:43:49 > 0:43:54# This year's for me and you
0:43:54 > 0:43:58# So happy Christmas
0:43:58 > 0:44:02# I love you, baby
0:44:02 > 0:44:06# I can see a better time
0:44:06 > 0:44:11# When all our dreams come true
0:44:23 > 0:44:24# They've got cars big as bars
0:44:24 > 0:44:26# They've got rivers of gold
0:44:26 > 0:44:27# But the wind goes right through you
0:44:27 > 0:44:29# It's no place for the old
0:44:29 > 0:44:30# When you first took my hand
0:44:30 > 0:44:32# On a cold Christmas Eve
0:44:32 > 0:44:35# You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
0:44:35 > 0:44:37# You were handsome You were pretty
0:44:37 > 0:44:38# Queen of New York City
0:44:38 > 0:44:39# When the band finished playing
0:44:39 > 0:44:41# They howled out for more
0:44:41 > 0:44:42# Sinatra was swinging
0:44:42 > 0:44:44# All the drunks, they were singing
0:44:44 > 0:44:45# We kissed on the corner
0:44:45 > 0:44:47# Then danced through the night
0:44:47 > 0:44:50# The boys of the NYPD choir
0:44:50 > 0:44:53# Were singing Galway Bay
0:44:53 > 0:44:57# And the bells were ringing out for Christmas day
0:45:08 > 0:45:09# You're a bum, you're a punk
0:45:09 > 0:45:11# You're an old slut on junk
0:45:11 > 0:45:14# Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
0:45:14 > 0:45:15# You scumbag, you maggot
0:45:15 > 0:45:17# You cheap lousy faggot
0:45:17 > 0:45:18# Happy Christmas, you ass
0:45:18 > 0:45:20# I pray God it's our last
0:45:20 > 0:45:22# The boys of the NYPD choir
0:45:22 > 0:45:25# Still singing Galway Bay
0:45:25 > 0:45:30# And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day
0:45:40 > 0:45:43# I could have been someone
0:45:43 > 0:45:46# Well, so could anyone
0:45:46 > 0:45:49# You took my dreams from me
0:45:49 > 0:45:52# When I first found you
0:45:52 > 0:45:55# I kept them with me, babe
0:45:55 > 0:45:59# I put them with my own
0:45:59 > 0:46:01# Can't make it all alone
0:46:01 > 0:46:04# I've built my dreams around you
0:46:06 > 0:46:09# The boys of the NYPD choir
0:46:09 > 0:46:12# Still singing Galway Bay
0:46:12 > 0:46:16# And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day. #
0:46:20 > 0:46:22Wouldn't be Christmas without it, would it?
0:46:22 > 0:46:25Ed Sheeran now, who's usually a right scruffy Herbert,
0:46:25 > 0:46:27but he's made the effort this year and borrowed one of
0:46:27 > 0:46:29Shakin' Stevens' old jumpers. CHEERING
0:46:29 > 0:46:32# When your legs don't work like they used to before
0:46:35 > 0:46:38# And I can't sweep you off of your feet... #
0:46:38 > 0:46:41AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:46:41 > 0:46:44# Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?
0:46:47 > 0:46:51# Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks?
0:46:51 > 0:46:54# And, darling, I will
0:46:54 > 0:46:59# Be loving you till we're 70
0:47:03 > 0:47:11# And, baby, my heart could still fall as hard at 23
0:47:14 > 0:47:16# And I'm thinking 'bout how
0:47:16 > 0:47:22# People fall in love in mysterious ways
0:47:22 > 0:47:26# And maybe just the touch of a hand
0:47:28 > 0:47:33# Oh, me, I fall in love with you every single day
0:47:34 > 0:47:38# And I just wanna tell you I am
0:47:39 > 0:47:42# So, honey, now
0:47:45 > 0:47:48# Take me into your loving arms
0:47:51 > 0:47:55# Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
0:47:57 > 0:48:00# Place your head on my beating heart
0:48:01 > 0:48:04# I'm thinking out loud
0:48:04 > 0:48:07# Maybe we found love
0:48:07 > 0:48:10# Right where we are
0:48:12 > 0:48:15# When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades
0:48:18 > 0:48:21# And the crowds won't remember my name
0:48:24 > 0:48:28# When my hands don't play the strings the same way
0:48:28 > 0:48:33# Mmm, no, I know you will still love me the same
0:48:34 > 0:48:40# Cos, honey, your soul can never grow old
0:48:40 > 0:48:43# It's evergreen
0:48:47 > 0:48:49# And, baby, your smile's
0:48:49 > 0:48:54# Forever in my mind and memory
0:48:55 > 0:48:57# Ooh
0:48:57 > 0:48:59# And I'm thinking 'bout how
0:48:59 > 0:49:04# People fall in love in mysterious ways
0:49:06 > 0:49:10# And maybe it's all part of a plan
0:49:10 > 0:49:12# Na-na
0:49:12 > 0:49:17# Well, I'll just keep on making the same mistakes
0:49:18 > 0:49:22# Hoping that you'll understand
0:49:23 > 0:49:25# But, baby, now... #
0:49:25 > 0:49:28CHEERING
0:49:28 > 0:49:31# Take me into your loving arms
0:49:34 > 0:49:38# Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
0:49:38 > 0:49:40# Oh, darling
0:49:40 > 0:49:43# Place your head on my beating heart
0:49:44 > 0:49:47# I'm thinking out loud
0:49:47 > 0:49:53# Maybe we found love right where we are
0:49:53 > 0:50:00# Oh, maybe we found love right where we are
0:50:00 > 0:50:05# And we found love right where we are. #
0:50:05 > 0:50:06Merry Christmas.
0:50:06 > 0:50:08CHEERING Merry Christmas to you too, Ed.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10Now, then, I told you those party poppers
0:50:10 > 0:50:12would get everywhere, and look what's happened.
0:50:12 > 0:50:14# This generation
0:50:14 > 0:50:17# Rules the nation
0:50:17 > 0:50:19# With version
0:50:21 > 0:50:23# Music happens to be the food of love
0:50:23 > 0:50:26# Sounds to really make you rub and scrub
0:50:26 > 0:50:29# Dam-ba-dam Biddly-bom, biddly-bom
0:50:29 > 0:50:32# Bom-biddly-biddly-biddly-biddly-bom
0:50:32 > 0:50:36# I say, pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side
0:50:36 > 0:50:39# Pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side
0:50:39 > 0:50:40# It a gonna burn
0:50:40 > 0:50:42# Give me the music Make me jump and prance
0:50:42 > 0:50:43# It a go done
0:50:43 > 0:50:46# Give me the music Make me rockin' in the dance
0:50:46 > 0:50:49# It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon
0:50:49 > 0:50:52# How does it feel when you've got no food?
0:50:52 > 0:50:56# You could feel it cos it was the month of June
0:50:56 > 0:50:58# How does it feel when you've got no food?
0:50:58 > 0:51:02# So I left my gate and went out for a walk
0:51:02 > 0:51:04# How does it feel when you've got no food?
0:51:04 > 0:51:08# As I pass the dreadlocks' camp I heard them say
0:51:08 > 0:51:11# How does it feel when you've got no food?
0:51:11 > 0:51:14# Pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side
0:51:14 > 0:51:17# I say pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side
0:51:17 > 0:51:18# It a gonna burn
0:51:18 > 0:51:20# Give me the music Make me jump and prance
0:51:20 > 0:51:22# It a go done
0:51:22 > 0:51:24# Give me the music Make me rockin' in the dance
0:51:24 > 0:51:26# Bom-bom-biddly-bom
0:51:26 > 0:51:30# Bom-biddly-biddly-bom
0:51:30 > 0:51:34# So I stopped to find out what was going on
0:51:34 > 0:51:37# How does it feel when you've got no food?
0:51:37 > 0:51:38# Cos the spirit of Jah
0:51:38 > 0:51:40# You know, He leads you on
0:51:40 > 0:51:43# How does it feel when you've got no food?
0:51:43 > 0:51:46# There was a ring of dreads and the session was there in swing
0:51:46 > 0:51:49# How does it feel when you've got no food?
0:51:49 > 0:51:51# And you could feel the chill
0:51:51 > 0:51:53# As I seen and heard them say
0:51:53 > 0:51:56# How does it feel when you've got no food?
0:51:56 > 0:51:58# Pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side
0:51:58 > 0:52:02# I say pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side
0:52:02 > 0:52:03# It a gonna burn
0:52:03 > 0:52:05# Give me the music Make me jump and prance
0:52:05 > 0:52:06# It a go done
0:52:06 > 0:52:09# Give me the music Make me rockin' in the dance
0:52:09 > 0:52:11# You play it on the radio
0:52:11 > 0:52:14# And so me say we a go hear it on the stereo
0:52:14 > 0:52:17# And so me know we a go play it on the disco
0:52:17 > 0:52:20# And so me say we a go hear it on the stereo
0:52:22 > 0:52:24# Pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side
0:52:24 > 0:52:27# I say pass the Dutchie pon the left-hand side
0:52:27 > 0:52:28# It a gonna burn
0:52:28 > 0:52:30# Give me music Make me jump and prance
0:52:30 > 0:52:32# It a go done
0:52:32 > 0:52:35# Give me the music Make me rockin' in the dance
0:52:35 > 0:52:38# On the left-hand side I say
0:52:38 > 0:52:42# On the left-hand side I say
0:52:42 > 0:52:45# On the left-hand side Innit?
0:52:45 > 0:52:47# On the left-hand side Yeah, man
0:52:47 > 0:52:50# On the left-hand side
0:52:50 > 0:52:52# Me say east, say west
0:52:52 > 0:52:54# Say north and south On the left-hand side
0:52:54 > 0:52:56# This is gonna really make me jump and shout... #
0:52:56 > 0:52:59And guess who cleaned the streamers up? They did.
0:52:59 > 0:53:01Well, they were on work experience.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04Musical Youth opportunities, we used to call it.
0:53:04 > 0:53:08Now, here's someone else we lost this year, and so laid-back, it hurts.
0:53:08 > 0:53:14# Have yourself a merry little Christmas
0:53:14 > 0:53:18# Let your heart be light
0:53:19 > 0:53:21# From now on
0:53:21 > 0:53:27# Our troubles will be out of sight
0:53:30 > 0:53:35# Have yourself a merry little Christmas
0:53:35 > 0:53:40# Make the Yuletide gay
0:53:40 > 0:53:42# From now on
0:53:42 > 0:53:49# Our troubles will be miles away
0:53:51 > 0:53:53# Here we are
0:53:53 > 0:53:55# As in olden days
0:53:55 > 0:54:00# Happy golden days of yore
0:54:01 > 0:54:06# And faithful friends who are dear to us
0:54:06 > 0:54:13# Gather near to us once more
0:54:13 > 0:54:15# Through the years
0:54:15 > 0:54:19# We all will be together
0:54:19 > 0:54:23# If the fates allow
0:54:25 > 0:54:28# Hang the shining star
0:54:28 > 0:54:33# Upon the highest bough
0:54:33 > 0:54:35# Ah-ah
0:54:35 > 0:54:38# And have yourself
0:54:38 > 0:54:45# A merry little Christmas
0:54:45 > 0:54:51# Now. #
0:54:51 > 0:54:53A fixture of TV when I was growing up.
0:54:53 > 0:54:55Yes, farewell, Val.
0:54:55 > 0:54:57You'll be much missed.
0:54:57 > 0:54:58And that's about it, kids, so,
0:54:58 > 0:55:02"Which version of the Slade classic is it this year?", I hear you ask.
0:55:02 > 0:55:03Why, it's this one, stupid.
0:55:03 > 0:55:04Are you not paying attention?
0:55:04 > 0:55:06And remember, when Noddy shouts,
0:55:06 > 0:55:09"It's Christmas" at the end,
0:55:09 > 0:55:10it properly is.
0:55:10 > 0:55:12Happy holidays, everyone.
0:55:12 > 0:55:17# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
0:55:19 > 0:55:25# It's the time that every Santa has a ball
0:55:27 > 0:55:30# Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
0:55:30 > 0:55:34# Does he turn up on his sleigh?
0:55:34 > 0:55:41# Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
0:55:41 > 0:55:43# So here it is
0:55:43 > 0:55:45# Merry Christmas
0:55:45 > 0:55:49# Everybody's having fun
0:55:50 > 0:55:53# Look to the future now
0:55:53 > 0:56:00# It's only just begun
0:56:00 > 0:56:06# Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
0:56:08 > 0:56:14# Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside?
0:56:15 > 0:56:19- # Does your granny always tell you - Ah-ah
0:56:19 > 0:56:23- # That the old songs are the best - Ah-ah
0:56:23 > 0:56:29# Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest?
0:56:29 > 0:56:32# So here it is
0:56:32 > 0:56:33# Merry Christmas
0:56:33 > 0:56:38# Everybody's having fun
0:56:38 > 0:56:41# Look to the future now
0:56:41 > 0:56:48# It's only just begun
0:56:50 > 0:56:52# What will your daddy do
0:56:52 > 0:56:56# When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus?
0:56:56 > 0:57:00# Ah-ha-a
0:57:00 > 0:57:05# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
0:57:08 > 0:57:13# Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall?
0:57:15 > 0:57:19- # Do you ride on down the hillside - Ah-ah
0:57:19 > 0:57:22- # In a buggy you have made? - Ah-ah
0:57:22 > 0:57:25# When you land upon your head
0:57:25 > 0:57:29# Then you've been slayed
0:57:29 > 0:57:31# So here it is
0:57:31 > 0:57:33# Merry Christmas
0:57:33 > 0:57:38# Everybody's having fun
0:57:38 > 0:57:41# Look to the future now
0:57:41 > 0:57:48# It's only just begun
0:57:48 > 0:57:50# So here it is
0:57:50 > 0:57:52# Merry Christmas
0:57:52 > 0:57:56# Everybody's having fun
0:57:56 > 0:58:00# Look to the future now
0:58:00 > 0:58:06# It's only just begun
0:58:06 > 0:58:08# So here it is
0:58:08 > 0:58:10# Merry Christmas
0:58:10 > 0:58:15# Everybody's having fun
0:58:15 > 0:58:18# Look to the future now
0:58:18 > 0:58:24# It's only just begun
0:58:24 > 0:58:27# So here it is
0:58:27 > 0:58:29# Merry Christmas
0:58:29 > 0:58:31# Everybody's having fun... #
0:58:31 > 0:58:36- It's Christmas! - # Look to the future now
0:58:36 > 0:58:43# It's only just begun. #
0:58:43 > 0:58:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE