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0:00:09 > 0:00:12Greetings, pop pickers. Mark Radcliffe here.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15A thorn in the bed of Top Of The Pops roses

0:00:15 > 0:00:18as we present a gaggle of girl groups.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21First, with hairstyles inspired by the nest of the common rook,

0:00:21 > 0:00:24it's the grandmommas of girl power, The Supremes.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Baby love, my baby love

0:00:30 > 0:00:34# I need you, oh, how I need you

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# When all you do is treat me bad

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Break my heart and leave me sad

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Tell me, what did I do wrong

0:00:44 > 0:00:48# To make you stay away so long?

0:00:48 > 0:00:52# Cos baby love, my baby love

0:00:52 > 0:00:55# Been missing ya, miss kissing ya

0:00:55 > 0:00:58# Instead of breaking up

0:00:58 > 0:01:02# Let's do some kissing and making up

0:01:02 > 0:01:06# Don't throw our love away

0:01:06 > 0:01:09# In my arms why don't ya stay?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12# Need ya, need ya

0:01:12 > 0:01:16# Baby love, ooh, baby love

0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Baby love, my baby love

0:01:33 > 0:01:37# Why must we separate, my love?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40# All of my whole life through

0:01:40 > 0:01:44# I never loved no-one but you

0:01:44 > 0:01:47# Why you do me like you do?

0:01:47 > 0:01:49# I get this need

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- # Ooh-hoo- Yeah-yeah - Ooh-hoo- Yeah-yeah

0:01:54 > 0:01:57# Need to hold you once again, my love

0:01:57 > 0:02:02# Feel your warm embrace, my love

0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Don't throw our love away

0:02:05 > 0:02:09# Please don't do me this way

0:02:09 > 0:02:12# Not happy like I used to be

0:02:12 > 0:02:17# Loneliness has got the best of me, my love

0:02:17 > 0:02:23# My baby love I need you, oh, how I need you

0:02:23 > 0:02:26# Why you do me like you do?

0:02:26 > 0:02:30# After I've been true to you

0:02:30 > 0:02:33# So deep in love with you

0:02:33 > 0:02:38# Baby, baby Ooh, till it's hurting me

0:02:38 > 0:02:40# Till it's hurting me

0:02:40 > 0:02:44# Ooh-ooh, baby love... #

0:02:44 > 0:02:49Brilliant. Although they never really let themselves go, did they?

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Not like this lot - clearly visible despite having splashed out on camouflage clobber.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56What a waste of money that was, eh, girls?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59# Now that you are out of my life I'm so much better

0:02:59 > 0:03:01# You thought that I'd be weak without ya but I'm stronger

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# You thought that I'd be broke without ya but I'm richer

0:03:04 > 0:03:07# You thought that I'd be sad without ya, I laugh harder

0:03:07 > 0:03:10# You thought that I would fail without ya, now I'm wiser

0:03:10 > 0:03:13# You thought that I'd be helpless without ya but I'm smarter

0:03:13 > 0:03:16# You thought that I'd be stressed without ya but I'm chillin'

0:03:16 > 0:03:19# You thought I wouldn't sell without ya, sold ten million

0:03:19 > 0:03:22# I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

0:03:22 > 0:03:25# I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

0:03:25 > 0:03:28# I'm a survivor I'm gon' make it

0:03:28 > 0:03:31# I will survive Keep on survivin'

0:03:31 > 0:03:35# I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

0:03:35 > 0:03:37# I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

0:03:37 > 0:03:40# I'm a survivor I'm gon' make it

0:03:40 > 0:03:43# I'm a survivor Keep on survivin'

0:03:43 > 0:03:46# Thought I couldn't breathe without you, I'm inhalin'

0:03:46 > 0:03:48# You thought I couldn't see without you, perfect vision

0:03:48 > 0:03:52# You thought we couldn't last without ya but we lastin'

0:03:52 > 0:03:56# You thought that we would die without ya but we livin'

0:03:56 > 0:03:58# Thought that we would fail without ya but we on top

0:03:58 > 0:04:01# Thought it would be over by now but it won't stop

0:04:01 > 0:04:04# You thought that we would self-destruct but we still here

0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Even in our years to come we still gon' be here

0:04:07 > 0:04:10# I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

0:04:10 > 0:04:12# I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

0:04:12 > 0:04:16# I'm a survivor I'm gon' make it

0:04:16 > 0:04:18# I will survive Keep on survivin'

0:04:18 > 0:04:22# I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

0:04:22 > 0:04:25# I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

0:04:25 > 0:04:28# I'm a survivor I'm gon' make it

0:04:28 > 0:04:31# I will survive Keep on survivin'

0:04:31 > 0:04:35# I'm wishin' you the best Pray that you are blessed

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- # Much success, no stress and lots of happiness!- I'm better than that

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- # I'm not gon' blast you on the radio!- I'm better than that

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- # I'm not gon' lie on you or your family, yo!- I'm better than that

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- # I'm not gon' hate you in the magazine!- I'm better than that

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- # I'm not gon' compromise my Christianity!- I'm better than that

0:04:50 > 0:04:52# I'm not gon' diss you on the internet

0:04:52 > 0:04:55# Cos my momma taught me better than that

0:04:55 > 0:04:57# I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

0:04:57 > 0:05:00# I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

0:05:00 > 0:05:03# I'm a survivor I'm gon' make it

0:05:03 > 0:05:06# I will survive Keep on survivin'

0:05:06 > 0:05:09# I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

0:05:09 > 0:05:13# I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

0:05:13 > 0:05:15# I'm a survivor I'm gon' make it

0:05:15 > 0:05:19# I will survive Keep on survivin'

0:05:19 > 0:05:25- # Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- # Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh... #

0:05:29 > 0:05:31CHEERING

0:05:31 > 0:05:35# ..After all of the darkness and sadness

0:05:35 > 0:05:38# Still comes happiness

0:05:38 > 0:05:43# If I surround myself with positive things, I'll gain prosperity

0:05:43 > 0:05:45# I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

0:05:45 > 0:05:48# I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

0:05:48 > 0:05:51# I'm a survivor I'm gon' make it

0:05:51 > 0:05:54# I will survive Keep on survivin'

0:05:54 > 0:05:57# I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

0:05:57 > 0:06:01# I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder

0:06:01 > 0:06:03# I'm a survivor I'm gon' make it

0:06:03 > 0:06:06# I will survive Keep on survivin'

0:06:06 > 0:06:09# I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

0:06:09 > 0:06:12# I'm not gon' stop I'm gon' work harder... #

0:06:12 > 0:06:14I'm a survivor, I keep on surviving.

0:06:14 > 0:06:19Well, yes, that is the generally accepted nature of survival, ladies.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22OK, next, a group much admired by Prince Charles,

0:06:22 > 0:06:26who I'd always had down as an AC/DC man, but there you go.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28This really is one of the classic sounds of the '70s,

0:06:28 > 0:06:31beautifully executed here by The Three Degrees,

0:06:31 > 0:06:34whose frocks played havoc with the metal-detectors at Heathrow

0:06:34 > 0:06:36on the way home.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39# Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah-ah

0:06:42 > 0:06:47# Ha-ah-ah, ooh-ooh-ooh

0:06:47 > 0:06:50# Precious moments

0:06:50 > 0:06:55# When will I see you again?

0:06:57 > 0:07:02# When will we share precious moments?

0:07:03 > 0:07:09# Will I have to wait for ever?

0:07:09 > 0:07:16# Will I have to suffer and cry the whole night through?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19# Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:07:19 > 0:07:24# When will I see you again?

0:07:26 > 0:07:31# When will our hearts beat together?

0:07:31 > 0:07:39# Are we in love or just friends?

0:07:39 > 0:07:45# Is it my beginning or is this the end?

0:07:45 > 0:07:49# When will I see you again?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52# When will I see you again?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55# When will I see you again?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06# Ah-ah-ah, ooh-ooh-ooh

0:08:06 > 0:08:08# Precious moments

0:08:08 > 0:08:14# Are we in love or just friends?

0:08:14 > 0:08:21# Is this my beginning or is this the end?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24# When will I see you again?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27# When will I see you again?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29# Sweet, sweet love of mine

0:08:29 > 0:08:31# When will I see you again?

0:08:31 > 0:08:32# Come on, come on

0:08:32 > 0:08:34# When will I see you again?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36# Tell me, yeah

0:08:36 > 0:08:39# When will I see you again? #

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Very nice finish, too. Sheer elegance.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56Sugababes next, who operate a squad rotation system.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59# Round, round, baby, round, round Spinnin' out on me

0:08:59 > 0:09:01# I don't need no man

0:09:01 > 0:09:03# Got my kicks for free

0:09:07 > 0:09:10# When you stare at my face You're messin' with my brain

0:09:10 > 0:09:14# If you try to convince me Then you better think again

0:09:14 > 0:09:18# If you move to the music The music's got to give

0:09:18 > 0:09:22# If it's too complicated That's the way I wanna live

0:09:22 > 0:09:26# Cos if you hate me I will show you

0:09:26 > 0:09:30# How to break me into something new

0:09:30 > 0:09:34# If you want me, run away now

0:09:34 > 0:09:39# If you stop me then I'll hit the ground

0:09:39 > 0:09:41# And we go and we go

0:09:41 > 0:09:46# Round, round, baby, round, round Spinnin' out on me

0:09:46 > 0:09:49# I don't need no man Got my kicks for free

0:09:49 > 0:09:53# We'll ride still fried on the beat down low

0:09:53 > 0:09:58# I don't need nobody but my honeys when I go

0:10:00 > 0:10:03# Explanations No, you don't need one

0:10:03 > 0:10:07# Having a good time Getting down to fun

0:10:07 > 0:10:09# And it's your time

0:10:09 > 0:10:11# Just tonight he'll be mine

0:10:11 > 0:10:15# Then he's gone, yeah-ah-ah

0:10:15 > 0:10:20# People movin', bodies groovin' Never endin', players are choosin'

0:10:20 > 0:10:23# Don't you worry 'bout a thing All you need is a fierce string

0:10:23 > 0:10:28# All my girls are here with me One by one they've got their needs

0:10:28 > 0:10:31# Do you feel me? # Do you feel me? Do you feel me?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33# Do you feel me?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34# Whoo!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38# Round, round, baby, round, round Spinnin' out on me

0:10:38 > 0:10:42# I don't need no man Got my kicks for free

0:10:42 > 0:10:46# We'll ride still fried on the beat down low

0:10:46 > 0:10:50# I don't need nobody but my honeys when I go

0:10:51 > 0:10:57# Does it hurt when you see how I've done without you?

0:10:57 > 0:11:00# Thought that I couldn't belong

0:11:00 > 0:11:04# Never thought that you could be so cruel

0:11:04 > 0:11:07# All you need is some friends

0:11:07 > 0:11:11# Won't be by yourself

0:11:11 > 0:11:15# Let's go round and round and round and round

0:11:15 > 0:11:18# And rou-ou-ou-ou-ound

0:11:21 > 0:11:22# Round, round... #

0:11:22 > 0:11:25And by way of contrast, it must be the '80s, then,

0:11:25 > 0:11:29It's the Go-Go's. Yes, I know they're on the Old Grey Whistle Test and not Top Of The Pops,

0:11:29 > 0:11:33but if it bothers you that much, write to your MP.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35The lead singer here is Belinda Carlisle

0:11:35 > 0:11:38before she became... well, Belinda Carlisle.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44# See the people walking down the street

0:11:44 > 0:11:47# Fall in line just watching all their feet

0:11:47 > 0:11:50# They don't know where they want go

0:11:50 > 0:11:53# But they're walking in time

0:11:53 > 0:11:56# They got the beat They got the beat

0:11:56 > 0:11:59# They got the beat, yeah They got the beat

0:12:11 > 0:12:15# All the kids just getting out of school

0:12:15 > 0:12:17# They can't wait to hang out and be cool

0:12:17 > 0:12:20# Hang around till quarter after twelve

0:12:20 > 0:12:23# That's when they fall in line

0:12:23 > 0:12:25# They got the beat They got the beat

0:12:25 > 0:12:30# Kids got the beat, yeah Kids got the beat

0:12:54 > 0:12:57# Go-go music really makes us dance

0:12:57 > 0:12:59# Doing the Pony puts us in a trance

0:12:59 > 0:13:02# Do what you see Just give us a chance

0:13:02 > 0:13:05# That's when we fall in line We got the beat

0:13:05 > 0:13:09# We got the beat We got the beat

0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Yeah, we got it!

0:13:13 > 0:13:15# We got the beat

0:13:15 > 0:13:17# We got the beat

0:13:20 > 0:13:21# We got the beat

0:13:21 > 0:13:23# Everybody get on your feet

0:13:23 > 0:13:27# We know you can dance to the beat

0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Jump back, get down

0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Round and round and round

0:13:32 > 0:13:34# Whoo! We got the beat

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- # We got the beat - We got the beat

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- # We got the beat - We got the beat

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- # We got the beat - We got the beat

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- # We got the beat - We got the beat

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- # We got the beat - We got the beat

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- # We got the beat - We got the beat. #

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Thank you.

0:13:51 > 0:13:56Next, R'n'B's foremost gang of female scaffolders,

0:13:56 > 0:14:02keen to show what can be done with a few poles, ladders and a little feminine style and imagination.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06# I wear tight clothing High-heeled shoes

0:14:06 > 0:14:10# It doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute

0:14:10 > 0:14:11# No, no

0:14:11 > 0:14:15# I like rap music Wear hip-hop clothes

0:14:15 > 0:14:21# That doesn't mean that I'm out sellin' dope, no, no, no

0:14:21 > 0:14:26# Oh, my, forgive me for having straight hair, no

0:14:26 > 0:14:30# It doesn't mean there's another blood in my heir, yeah, yeah

0:14:30 > 0:14:36# I might date another race or colour

0:14:36 > 0:14:39# It doesn't mean I don't like my strong black brothers

0:14:39 > 0:14:44# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

0:14:44 > 0:14:49# Why, oh why must it be this way?

0:14:49 > 0:14:53# Ah, ah, ah, ah

0:14:53 > 0:14:59# Before you can read me You gotta learn how to see me, I said

0:14:59 > 0:15:03# Free your mind and the rest will follow

0:15:03 > 0:15:06# Be colour-blind

0:15:06 > 0:15:08# Don't be so shallow

0:15:08 > 0:15:13# Free your mind and the rest will follow

0:15:13 > 0:15:15# Be colour-blind

0:15:15 > 0:15:17# Don't be so shallow

0:15:18 > 0:15:21# So I'm a sister

0:15:21 > 0:15:23# I buy things with cash

0:15:23 > 0:15:27# That really doesn't mean that all my credit's bad

0:15:27 > 0:15:29# Oh, no

0:15:29 > 0:15:32# So why dispute me and waste my time?

0:15:32 > 0:15:38# Because you really feel the price is high for me

0:15:38 > 0:15:41# I can't look without being watched

0:15:41 > 0:15:47# And oh, you rang my buy before I made up my mind, ow!

0:15:47 > 0:15:51# Now attitude, why even bother?

0:15:51 > 0:15:56# I can't change your mind You can't change my colour

0:15:56 > 0:15:57- # Ooh- da- da- da

0:15:57 > 0:15:58- # Ooh- da- da- da

0:15:58 > 0:16:00- # Ooh- da- da- da

0:16:00 > 0:16:01- # Ooh- da- da- da

0:16:01 > 0:16:05# Why, oh why must it be this way?

0:16:06 > 0:16:07# Ah

0:16:07 > 0:16:09# Ah

0:16:09 > 0:16:10# Ah

0:16:10 > 0:16:12# Ah

0:16:12 > 0:16:15# Before you can read me, you got to learn how to see me, I said

0:16:15 > 0:16:20# Free your mind and the rest will follow

0:16:20 > 0:16:24# Be colour-blind Don't be so shallow

0:16:26 > 0:16:29# Free your mind and the rest will follow

0:16:29 > 0:16:33# Be colour-blind Don't be so shallow

0:16:35 > 0:16:39# Free your mind and the rest will follow

0:16:39 > 0:16:44# Be colour-blind Don't be so shallow

0:16:45 > 0:16:49# Free your mind and the rest will follow

0:16:49 > 0:16:53# Be colour-blind Don't be so shallow... #

0:16:53 > 0:16:54What a tune!

0:16:54 > 0:16:58En Vogue en route to audition for extras of Pirates Of The Caribbean.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00More '80s big hair now

0:17:00 > 0:17:03and a group of four gals who all really want to be the lead singer.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06"No, look at me!"

0:17:06 > 0:17:07# Six o'clock already

0:17:07 > 0:17:10# I was just in the middle of a dream

0:17:12 > 0:17:16# I was kissing Valentino by a crystal-blue Italian stream

0:17:20 > 0:17:25# But I can't be late cos then I guess I just won't get paid

0:17:28 > 0:17:32# These are the days when you wish your bed was already made

0:17:34 > 0:17:37# It's just another manic Monday

0:17:37 > 0:17:38# Oh-oh

0:17:38 > 0:17:41# I wish it was Sunday

0:17:41 > 0:17:43# Oh-oh

0:17:43 > 0:17:44# That's my fun day

0:17:44 > 0:17:46# Oh-oh

0:17:46 > 0:17:49# My I-don't-have-to-run day

0:17:49 > 0:17:53# It's just another manic Monday

0:17:53 > 0:17:56# Have to catch an early train

0:17:56 > 0:17:58# Got to be to work by nine

0:18:02 > 0:18:06# And if I had an aeroplane I still couldn't make it on time

0:18:09 > 0:18:13# Cos it takes me so long just to figure out what I'm gonna wear

0:18:17 > 0:18:21# Blame it on the train but the boss is already there

0:18:24 > 0:18:26# It's just another manic Monday

0:18:26 > 0:18:28# Oh-oh

0:18:28 > 0:18:30# I wish it was Sunday

0:18:30 > 0:18:31# Oh-oh

0:18:31 > 0:18:34# Cos that's my fun day

0:18:34 > 0:18:35# Oh-oh

0:18:35 > 0:18:38# My I-don't-have-to-run day

0:18:38 > 0:18:42# It's just another manic Monday

0:18:42 > 0:18:44# All of the nights

0:18:44 > 0:18:47# Why did my lover have to pick last night?

0:18:47 > 0:18:48# Had to get down

0:18:48 > 0:18:50# Last night, last night

0:18:50 > 0:18:55# Doesn't it matter that I have to feed the both of us?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57# Employment's down

0:18:58 > 0:19:02# He tells me in his bedroom voice

0:19:02 > 0:19:05# C'mon, honey Let's go make some noise

0:19:06 > 0:19:08# Time, it goes so fast

0:19:08 > 0:19:10# When you're having fun

0:19:10 > 0:19:13# It's just another manic Monday

0:19:13 > 0:19:15# Oh-oh

0:19:15 > 0:19:17# I wish it was Sunday

0:19:17 > 0:19:19# Oh-oh

0:19:19 > 0:19:21# Cos that's my fun day

0:19:21 > 0:19:23# Oh-oh

0:19:23 > 0:19:26# My I-don't-have-to-run day

0:19:26 > 0:19:28# It's just another manic Monday

0:19:28 > 0:19:31# Oh-oh

0:19:31 > 0:19:34# I wish it was Sunday... #

0:19:34 > 0:19:37OK, these girls were all related, apparently, but who knew?

0:19:37 > 0:19:41They kept that quiet. Incidentally, it was around this time that the BBC

0:19:41 > 0:19:44got hold of the second-hand bubble machine at a car-boot sale.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48# We are family

0:19:48 > 0:19:50# I got all my sisters with me

0:19:52 > 0:19:54# We are family

0:19:56 > 0:19:59# Get up, everybody, and sing

0:20:01 > 0:20:03# We are family

0:20:04 > 0:20:07# I got all my sisters with me

0:20:09 > 0:20:11# We are family

0:20:13 > 0:20:15# Get up, everybody, and sing

0:20:18 > 0:20:22# Everyone can see we're together

0:20:22 > 0:20:25# As we walk on by

0:20:25 > 0:20:27# And

0:20:27 > 0:20:30# And we fly just like birds of a feather

0:20:30 > 0:20:33# I won't tell no lie

0:20:33 > 0:20:34# All

0:20:34 > 0:20:38# All of the people around us they say

0:20:38 > 0:20:40# Can they be that close?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44# Just let me state for the record

0:20:46 > 0:20:48# We're giving love in a family dose

0:20:48 > 0:20:51# We are family

0:20:51 > 0:20:53# Hey, hey, hey, hey

0:20:53 > 0:20:56# I got all my sisters with me

0:20:58 > 0:21:00# We are family

0:21:01 > 0:21:04# Get up everybody and sing

0:21:04 > 0:21:06# Sing it to me

0:21:06 > 0:21:07# We are family

0:21:09 > 0:21:11# I got all my sisters with me

0:21:14 > 0:21:16# We are family

0:21:18 > 0:21:20# Get up, everybody, and sing

0:21:22 > 0:21:23# Living life is fun

0:21:23 > 0:21:26# And we've just begun to get our share

0:21:27 > 0:21:30# Of the world's delights

0:21:30 > 0:21:31# High

0:21:31 > 0:21:34# High hopes we have for the future

0:21:34 > 0:21:37# And our goal's in sight

0:21:38 > 0:21:39# We

0:21:39 > 0:21:41# No, we don't get depressed

0:21:41 > 0:21:45# Here's what we call our golden rule

0:21:46 > 0:21:49# Have faith in you and the things you do

0:21:49 > 0:21:50# You won't go wrong

0:21:50 > 0:21:54# Oh no, this is our family jewel

0:21:54 > 0:21:56# We are family

0:21:56 > 0:21:58# Hey, sing it to me

0:21:58 > 0:22:00# I got all my sisters with me

0:22:00 > 0:22:02# Sing it to me

0:22:02 > 0:22:04# We are family

0:22:04 > 0:22:06# Oh, I can here you now

0:22:06 > 0:22:08# Get up, everybody, and sing... #

0:22:08 > 0:22:11APPLAUSE

0:22:11 > 0:22:14And more singing sibling sirens now with this she wolves

0:22:14 > 0:22:16of shop girl chic, the Nolans,

0:22:16 > 0:22:20and apparently they're in the mood for some oddly restrained dancing.

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Bernie's haircut, inspired by Julie Andrews in The Sound Of Music,

0:22:24 > 0:22:25I assume.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29# Yeah, yeah!

0:22:29 > 0:22:33# I'm in the mood for dancing

0:22:33 > 0:22:35# Romancing

0:22:35 > 0:22:38# Ooh, I'm giving it all tonight

0:22:38 > 0:22:42# I'm in the mood for chancing

0:22:42 > 0:22:44# I feel like dancing

0:22:44 > 0:22:47# Ooh, so come on and hold me tight

0:22:47 > 0:22:50- # Dancing - # Dancing

0:22:50 > 0:22:52# I'm in the mood, babe

0:22:52 > 0:22:54# So let the music play

0:22:55 > 0:22:59- # Ooh, I'm dancing - Dancing

0:22:59 > 0:23:01# I'm in the groove, babe

0:23:01 > 0:23:06# So get on up and let your body sway

0:23:06 > 0:23:09# I'm in the mood for dancing

0:23:09 > 0:23:11# Romancing

0:23:11 > 0:23:15# You know I shan't ever stop tonight

0:23:15 > 0:23:18# I'm in the mood for chancing

0:23:18 > 0:23:21# I feel like dancing

0:23:21 > 0:23:23# Ooh, from head to my toes

0:23:23 > 0:23:26# Take me again

0:23:26 > 0:23:28# And heaven, who knows

0:23:28 > 0:23:30# Just where it will end?

0:23:30 > 0:23:32- # So dance - Ooh, ooh, dance

0:23:32 > 0:23:34- # Yeah, let's dance - Ooh, ooh, dance

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- # Come on and dance - Ooh, ooh, dance

0:23:37 > 0:23:40# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- # Dance - Ooh, ooh, dance

0:23:42 > 0:23:44- # Yeah, let's dance - Ooh, ooh, dance

0:23:44 > 0:23:46- # Come on and dance - Ooh, ooh, dance

0:23:46 > 0:23:49# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

0:23:49 > 0:23:52# I'm in the mood for dancing

0:23:52 > 0:23:54# Romancing

0:23:54 > 0:23:58# Ooh, I'm giving it all tonight

0:23:58 > 0:24:01# I'm in the mood for chancing

0:24:01 > 0:24:04# I feel like dancing

0:24:04 > 0:24:07# Ooh, so come on and hold me tight

0:24:07 > 0:24:09- # Dancing - Dancing

0:24:09 > 0:24:12# Just feel the beat, babe

0:24:12 > 0:24:15# That's all you gotta do

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- # I can't stop dancing - Dancing

0:24:19 > 0:24:21# So move your feet, babe

0:24:21 > 0:24:25# Only when I get up close to you

0:24:25 > 0:24:29# I'm in the mood for dancing

0:24:29 > 0:24:31# Romancing

0:24:31 > 0:24:35# You know I shan't ever stop tonight

0:24:35 > 0:24:38# I'm in the mood, I'm in the mood

0:24:38 > 0:24:43- # I'm in the mood to dance - Ooh, ooh, dance

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- # Yeah, let's dance - Ooh, ooh, dance

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- # Come on and dance - Ooh, ooh, dance... #

0:24:48 > 0:24:50APPLAUSE

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Add more refugees to the Dublin denim discount outlets now,

0:24:54 > 0:24:56it's B*witched.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Two of them were related to the one Boyzone

0:24:59 > 0:25:01who hung around at the back looking moody

0:25:01 > 0:25:03but don't hold that against them.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05# Oh-oh

0:25:07 > 0:25:10# I said Hey, boy, sittin' in your tree

0:25:10 > 0:25:12# Mummy always wants you To come for tea

0:25:12 > 0:25:14# Don't be shy Straighten up your tie

0:25:14 > 0:25:17# Get down from your treehouse Sittin' in the sky

0:25:17 > 0:25:19# I want to know just what to do

0:25:19 > 0:25:21# Is it very big? Is there room for two?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23# I got a house With windows and doors

0:25:23 > 0:25:25# I'll show you mine If you show me yours

0:25:25 > 0:25:30# Gotta let me in Hey, hey, hey

0:25:30 > 0:25:35# Let the fun begin Hey

0:25:35 > 0:25:39# I'm the wolf today Hey, hey, hey

0:25:39 > 0:25:40# I'll huff, I'll puff

0:25:40 > 0:25:43# I'll huff, I'll puff I'll blow you away

0:25:43 > 0:25:47# Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't

0:25:47 > 0:25:50# Say you're true Say to me

0:25:50 > 0:25:51# C'est la vie

0:25:51 > 0:25:55# Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't

0:25:55 > 0:25:58# Say you're true Say to me

0:25:58 > 0:26:00# C'est la vie

0:26:00 > 0:26:03# Do you play with the girls? Play with the boys?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05# Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07# We can talk, we can sing

0:26:07 > 0:26:09# I'll be the queen and you'll be the king

0:26:09 > 0:26:11# Hey, boy, in your tree

0:26:11 > 0:26:14# Throw down your ladder Make a room for me

0:26:14 > 0:26:16# I got a house with windows and doors

0:26:16 > 0:26:19# I'll show you mine if you show me yours

0:26:19 > 0:26:23# Gotta let me in Hey, hey, hey

0:26:23 > 0:26:27# Let the fun begin Hey

0:26:27 > 0:26:31# I'm the wolf today Hey, hey, hey

0:26:31 > 0:26:33# I'll huff, I'll puff

0:26:33 > 0:26:36# I'll huff, I'll puff I'll blow you away

0:26:36 > 0:26:38# Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't

0:26:38 > 0:26:42# Say you're true Say to me

0:26:42 > 0:26:44# C'est la vie

0:26:44 > 0:26:48# Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't

0:26:48 > 0:26:51# Say you're true Say to me

0:26:51 > 0:26:53# C'est la vie

0:27:03 > 0:27:06# Hey-ey, na-nana-eh

0:27:06 > 0:27:10# Na-nana-oh C'est la vie. #

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Yes, it could've used a bit more energy from the fiddle player there but, to be fair,

0:27:14 > 0:27:17he was being asked to mime to a tune played on a tin whistle.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20And talking of whistles, back to the Whistle Test.

0:27:20 > 0:27:21See what I did there?

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Right, everyone watched their Suzi Quatro videos?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26OK, let's rock.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32# Blue skinned sleeping boys

0:27:32 > 0:27:36# Man, you're lookin' wasted

0:27:36 > 0:27:39# Greasy wheels, streets of steel

0:27:39 > 0:27:42# No tellin' what ya tasted

0:27:42 > 0:27:45# Good guys, bad guys

0:27:45 > 0:27:49# Doesn't really matter

0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Punch drunk, high on junk

0:27:52 > 0:27:55# Sad you are so shattered

0:27:55 > 0:27:58# Wasted lives of wasted drives

0:27:58 > 0:28:02# Wasted days and wasted nights

0:28:02 > 0:28:05# Wasted this and wasted that

0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Wasted is where you're at

0:28:24 > 0:28:26# Torpedoes in tuxedos

0:28:26 > 0:28:30# Got iron in their hands

0:28:30 > 0:28:33# Cotton sound, lost and found

0:28:33 > 0:28:37# Is in every crazy man

0:28:37 > 0:28:40# Lonely rain, bad cocaine

0:28:40 > 0:28:43# Doesn't really matter

0:28:43 > 0:28:46# China white, don't treat ya right

0:28:46 > 0:28:50# Sad you are so shattered

0:28:50 > 0:28:53# Wasted lives of wasted drives

0:28:53 > 0:28:56# Wasted days and wasted nights

0:28:56 > 0:28:59# Wasted this and wasted that

0:28:59 > 0:29:02# Wasted is where you're at

0:29:31 > 0:29:34# Madhouse melodies

0:29:34 > 0:29:37# Got beach rats on the run

0:29:37 > 0:29:40# Golden tractors, low plus factors

0:29:40 > 0:29:44# Silver bullets, rubber gun

0:29:44 > 0:29:47# Redneck rocker or devil daughter

0:29:47 > 0:29:50# Doesn't really matter

0:29:50 > 0:29:53# Cheap dope, you can't cope

0:29:53 > 0:29:57# Sad you are so shattered

0:29:57 > 0:30:00# Wasted lives of wasted drives

0:30:00 > 0:30:03# Wasted days and wasted nights

0:30:03 > 0:30:06# Wasted this and wasted that

0:30:06 > 0:30:10# Wasted is where you're at. #

0:30:22 > 0:30:26Enquiring after the ambient temperature of your inamorata now,

0:30:26 > 0:30:30it's Pussycat Dolls, one of whom has sabotaged Nicole's outfit

0:30:30 > 0:30:32by cutting one trouser leg off.

0:30:32 > 0:30:33Ooh, baby.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36Oh, catty! No wonder she went solo.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39Dos.

0:30:39 > 0:30:43- # See, I know you like me - I know you like me

0:30:43 > 0:30:47- # I know you do - I know you do

0:30:47 > 0:30:50# That's why whenever I come around

0:30:50 > 0:30:53# She's all over you

0:30:55 > 0:30:59- # I know you want it - I know you want it

0:30:59 > 0:31:03- # It's easy to see - It's easy to see

0:31:03 > 0:31:06# And in the back of your mind

0:31:06 > 0:31:10# I know you should be on with me Come on, girls!

0:31:12 > 0:31:15# Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

0:31:15 > 0:31:19# Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

0:31:19 > 0:31:21# Don't cha?

0:31:23 > 0:31:25# Don't cha?

0:31:27 > 0:31:31# Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?

0:31:31 > 0:31:34# Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?

0:31:34 > 0:31:36# Don't cha?

0:31:38 > 0:31:40# Don't cha?

0:31:41 > 0:31:45- # Now fight the feeling - Fight the feeling

0:31:45 > 0:31:49- # Leave it alone - Leave it alone

0:31:49 > 0:31:51# Cos if it ain't love

0:31:51 > 0:31:55- # It just ain't enough - To leave my happy home

0:31:55 > 0:31:57That's right!

0:31:57 > 0:32:01- # Let's keep it friendly - Let's keep it friendly

0:32:01 > 0:32:05- # You have to play fair - You have to play fair

0:32:05 > 0:32:07# See I don't care

0:32:07 > 0:32:11- # But I know - She ain't gon' to want to share... #

0:32:11 > 0:32:14This song's for all our girls out there. Let's hear you scream.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17- # ..Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?- Oh

0:32:17 > 0:32:21- # Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?- Like me

0:32:21 > 0:32:23# Don't cha?

0:32:25 > 0:32:28# Don't cha?

0:32:28 > 0:32:29# All right, sing

0:32:29 > 0:32:33- # Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?- Raw

0:32:33 > 0:32:37- # Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?- Big fun

0:32:37 > 0:32:39# Don't cha?

0:32:41 > 0:32:42# Don't cha? #

0:32:42 > 0:32:44Are y'all ready?

0:32:44 > 0:32:46# ..I know I'm on your mind

0:32:46 > 0:32:48# I know we'd have a good time

0:32:48 > 0:32:56# I'm your friend, I'm fun And I'm fi-i-ine

0:32:56 > 0:32:58# You ain't mine... #

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Come on! Whoo!

0:33:00 > 0:33:04- # ..Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?- Oh

0:33:04 > 0:33:08- # Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?- Like me

0:33:08 > 0:33:10# Don't cha?

0:33:12 > 0:33:16- # Don't cha? # - I want y'all to repeat after me...

0:33:16 > 0:33:20# ..Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot, hot, ooh

0:33:20 > 0:33:24- AUDIENCE:- # Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot, hot... #

0:33:24 > 0:33:25- That's right - # ..Don't cha? #

0:33:25 > 0:33:27Well, OK, a spirited attempt

0:33:27 > 0:33:30but let's have the real thing, shall we?

0:33:30 > 0:33:32# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want

0:33:32 > 0:33:34# So tell me what you want What you really, really want

0:33:34 > 0:33:37# I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna

0:33:37 > 0:33:39# I really, really wanna Wanna zig-a-zig, ah!

0:33:39 > 0:33:43# If you want my future Forget my past

0:33:43 > 0:33:47# If you wanna get with me better make it fast

0:33:47 > 0:33:52# Now don't go wastin' my precious time

0:33:52 > 0:33:56# Get your act together We could be just fine

0:33:56 > 0:33:58# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want

0:33:58 > 0:34:01# So tell me what you want What you really, really want

0:34:01 > 0:34:03# I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna

0:34:03 > 0:34:06# I really, really wanna Wanna zig-a-zig, ah!

0:34:06 > 0:34:09# If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends

0:34:09 > 0:34:14# Make it last for ever Friendship never ends

0:34:14 > 0:34:18# If you wanna be my lover You have got to give

0:34:18 > 0:34:23# Taking is too easy But that's the way it is

0:34:23 > 0:34:27# What d'you think about that? Now you know how I feel

0:34:27 > 0:34:31# Say you can handle my love Are you for real?

0:34:31 > 0:34:36# I won't be hasty I'll give you a try

0:34:36 > 0:34:40# If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye

0:34:40 > 0:34:42# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want

0:34:42 > 0:34:44# So tell me what you want What you really, really want

0:34:44 > 0:34:47# I wanna, I wanna I wanna, I wanna

0:34:47 > 0:34:48# I really, really wanna Wanna zig-a-zig, ah!

0:34:48 > 0:34:53# If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends

0:34:53 > 0:34:57# Make it last for ever Friendship never ends

0:34:57 > 0:35:02# If you wanna be my lover You have got to give

0:35:02 > 0:35:06# Taking is too easy but that's the way it is

0:35:06 > 0:35:08# So here's the story from A to Z

0:35:08 > 0:35:10# You wanna get with me You gotta listen carefully

0:35:10 > 0:35:12# You got M in the place who likes it in your face

0:35:12 > 0:35:15# You got G like MC who likes it on a...

0:35:15 > 0:35:18# Easy beat doesn't come for free She's a real lady

0:35:18 > 0:35:20# And as for me, ah, you'll see

0:35:20 > 0:35:22# Slam your body down and wind it all around

0:35:22 > 0:35:24# Slam your body down and wind it all around

0:35:24 > 0:35:28# If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends

0:35:28 > 0:35:32# Make it last for ever Friendship never ends

0:35:32 > 0:35:37# If you wanna be my lover You have got to give

0:35:37 > 0:35:41# Taking is too easy but that's the way it is

0:35:41 > 0:35:43# If you wanna be my lover

0:35:43 > 0:35:48# You gotta, you gotta, you gotta You gotta slam

0:35:48 > 0:35:50# Slam your body down and wind it all around

0:35:50 > 0:35:52# Slam your body down and wind it all around

0:35:54 > 0:35:57# Slam your body down and wind it all around

0:35:57 > 0:35:59# Slam your body down and zig-a-zig ah!

0:36:07 > 0:36:09# If you wanna be my lover. #

0:36:09 > 0:36:13That convinced all of us that we really did want to zig-a-zig ah,

0:36:13 > 0:36:18even if we weren't quite sure what zig-a-zig ah-ing was.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20Pointer Sisters next, who were very keen to let you know

0:36:20 > 0:36:23that they'd just had a barn door autographed by their hero,

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Russell Harty.

0:36:26 > 0:36:31# As the midnight moon was drifting through

0:36:31 > 0:36:35# The lazy sway of the trees

0:36:35 > 0:36:40# I saw the look in your eyes lookin' into mine

0:36:40 > 0:36:43# Seeing what you wanted to see

0:36:43 > 0:36:48# Darlin', don't say a word cos I already heard

0:36:48 > 0:36:52# What your body's sayin' to mine

0:36:52 > 0:36:57# I'm tired of fast moves I've got a slow groove

0:36:57 > 0:37:01# On my mind

0:37:01 > 0:37:05# I want a man with a slow hand

0:37:05 > 0:37:10# I want a lover with an easy touch

0:37:10 > 0:37:14# I want somebody who will spend some time

0:37:14 > 0:37:18# Not come and go in a heated rush

0:37:18 > 0:37:23# I want somebody who will understand

0:37:23 > 0:37:27# When it comes to love I want a slow hand

0:37:28 > 0:37:30# Ooh-ooh, ooh

0:37:37 > 0:37:42# Ooh-ooh, ooh

0:37:45 > 0:37:49# On shadowed ground with no-one around

0:37:49 > 0:37:53# And a blanket of stars in our eyes

0:37:53 > 0:37:58# We are drifting free like two lost leaves

0:37:58 > 0:38:01# On the crazy wind of the night

0:38:01 > 0:38:06# Darlin', don't say a word cos I already heard

0:38:06 > 0:38:10# What your body's sayin' to mine

0:38:10 > 0:38:15# If I want it all night You say it's all right

0:38:15 > 0:38:19# We got the time

0:38:19 > 0:38:24# Cos I got a man with a slow hand

0:38:24 > 0:38:28# I got a lover with an easy touch

0:38:28 > 0:38:32# I've got somebody who will spend some time

0:38:32 > 0:38:37# Not come and go in a heated rush

0:38:37 > 0:38:41# I found somebody who will understand

0:38:41 > 0:38:45# When it comes to love I want a slow hand

0:38:45 > 0:38:50# Ooh, a lover with a slow hand

0:38:50 > 0:38:53# Ooh, a lover with a slow hand

0:38:53 > 0:38:59# Ooh, a lover with a slow hand

0:38:59 > 0:39:02# Ooh-ooh... #

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Have the two on the left discussed dress code with the one on the right, then(?)

0:39:05 > 0:39:11Now, this, in my view, is sassy, simple and very, very cool.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14# Boy, I'm in a daze

0:39:14 > 0:39:21# I feel isolated Don't wanna communicate

0:39:21 > 0:39:28# I take a shower, I will scour I will run

0:39:28 > 0:39:35# Find peace of mind The happy mind I once owned, yeah

0:39:35 > 0:39:39# Flexing vocabulary runs right through me

0:39:39 > 0:39:42# The alphabet runs right from A to Z

0:39:42 > 0:39:46# Conversations, hesitations in my mind

0:39:46 > 0:39:49# You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find

0:39:49 > 0:39:52# I'm not crazy

0:39:52 > 0:39:55# I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong

0:39:55 > 0:39:59# No, I'm just waiting

0:39:59 > 0:40:04# Cos I heard that this feeling won't last that long

0:40:04 > 0:40:07# Never, ever have I ever felt so low

0:40:07 > 0:40:10# When you gonna take me out of this black hole?

0:40:10 > 0:40:14# Never, ever have I ever felt so sad

0:40:14 > 0:40:17# The way I'm feeling, yeah You got me feeling really bad

0:40:17 > 0:40:21# Never, ever have I had to find

0:40:21 > 0:40:24# I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind

0:40:24 > 0:40:28# I've never ever had my conscience to fight

0:40:28 > 0:40:31# The way I'm feeling, yeah It just don't feel right

0:40:31 > 0:40:36# I'll keep searching

0:40:36 > 0:40:39# Deep within my soul

0:40:39 > 0:40:46# For all the answers Don't wanna hurt no more

0:40:46 > 0:40:50# I need peace, gotta feel at ease

0:40:50 > 0:40:57# Need to be free from pain Going insane

0:40:57 > 0:41:00# My heart aches, yeah

0:41:00 > 0:41:04# Sometimes vocabulary runs through my head

0:41:04 > 0:41:07# The alphabet runs right from A to Z

0:41:07 > 0:41:11# Conversations, hesitations in my mind

0:41:11 > 0:41:14# You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find

0:41:14 > 0:41:17# I'm not crazy

0:41:17 > 0:41:22# I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong

0:41:22 > 0:41:24# Now I'm just awaiting

0:41:24 > 0:41:29# Cos I heard that this feeling won't last that long

0:41:29 > 0:41:32# Never, ever have I ever felt so low

0:41:32 > 0:41:36# When you gonna take me out of this black hole?

0:41:36 > 0:41:39# Never, ever have I ever felt so sad

0:41:39 > 0:41:43# The way I'm feeling, yeah You got me feeling really bad

0:41:43 > 0:41:45# Never, ever have I had to find

0:41:45 > 0:41:49# I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind

0:41:49 > 0:41:53# I've never, ever had my conscience to fight

0:41:53 > 0:41:57# The way I'm feeling, yeah It just don't feel right

0:41:57 > 0:42:00# Never, ever have I ever felt so low

0:42:00 > 0:42:04# When you going to take me out of this black hole?

0:42:04 > 0:42:07# Never, ever have I ever felt so sad

0:42:07 > 0:42:11# The way I'm feeling, yeah You got me feeling really bad

0:42:11 > 0:42:15# Never, ever have I had to find

0:42:15 > 0:42:18# I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind

0:42:18 > 0:42:22# I've never, ever had my conscience to fight

0:42:22 > 0:42:26# The way I'm feeling, yeah, It just don't feel right

0:42:26 > 0:42:29# Never, ever have I ever felt so low. #

0:42:29 > 0:42:31Cool and understated.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34Not an accusation you could throw at Labelle,

0:42:34 > 0:42:37who have at least found an environmentally sound way

0:42:37 > 0:42:40of recycling the tinfoil of a Christmas turkey.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43# He met Marmalade down in old New Orleans

0:42:43 > 0:42:45# Strutting her stuff on the street

0:42:45 > 0:42:51# She said, hello, hey Joe You wanna give it a go?

0:42:51 > 0:42:53# Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya dada

0:42:53 > 0:42:57# Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya here

0:42:57 > 0:43:01# Mocha chocolata ya-ya

0:43:01 > 0:43:05# Creole Lady Marmalade...

0:43:07 > 0:43:10# Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

0:43:10 > 0:43:13# Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

0:43:14 > 0:43:17# He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up

0:43:17 > 0:43:21# The boy drank all that magnolia wine

0:43:21 > 0:43:26# On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak

0:43:26 > 0:43:28# Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya dada

0:43:28 > 0:43:31# Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya here

0:43:31 > 0:43:35# Mocha chocolata ya-ya

0:43:35 > 0:43:41# Creole Lady Marmalade

0:43:42 > 0:43:46# Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

0:43:46 > 0:43:48# Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

0:43:52 > 0:43:54# Get it, get it, get it...

0:43:55 > 0:43:57# Go, sister

0:43:58 > 0:44:01# Soul sister

0:44:04 > 0:44:08# Yeah, yeah, yeah

0:44:08 > 0:44:12# Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth

0:44:12 > 0:44:15# Colour of cafe au lait

0:44:15 > 0:44:19# Makes the savage beast inside roar until he cried

0:44:19 > 0:44:23# More, more, more

0:44:23 > 0:44:25# Now he's back home doin' nine to five

0:44:25 > 0:44:29# Livin' his grey-flannel life

0:44:29 > 0:44:34# But when he turns off to sleep Memories creep

0:44:34 > 0:44:37# More, more, more

0:44:37 > 0:44:40# Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya dada

0:44:40 > 0:44:44# Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya here

0:44:44 > 0:44:48# Mocha chocolata ya-ya

0:44:48 > 0:44:54# Creole Lady Marmalade

0:44:54 > 0:44:56# Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

0:44:56 > 0:45:00# Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

0:45:01 > 0:45:05# Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

0:45:05 > 0:45:10# Creole Lady Marmalade-lade-lade-lade

0:45:10 > 0:45:14# Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

0:45:14 > 0:45:18# Voulez vous couchez avec moi? Mm-hm

0:45:18 > 0:45:22# Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

0:45:22 > 0:45:26# Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

0:45:26 > 0:45:29# Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya dada

0:45:29 > 0:45:32# Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya here

0:45:32 > 0:45:35# Mocha chocolata ya-ya

0:45:35 > 0:45:40# Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya dada dada

0:45:40 > 0:45:43# Voulez vous couchez avec moi ?

0:45:43 > 0:45:47# And you can get your Get your ya-ya man

0:45:47 > 0:45:50# Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

0:45:50 > 0:45:54# And you can get your Get your ya-ya man

0:45:55 > 0:45:58# Voulez vous couchez avec moi?

0:45:58 > 0:45:59# And you can. #

0:46:00 > 0:46:04APPLAUSE

0:46:04 > 0:46:11# ..And you can get your Get your ya-ya man... #

0:46:11 > 0:46:15Yes, the audience went a bit early on that one, didn't they?

0:46:15 > 0:46:17OK, next up, it's TLC.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19We've been down the sales

0:46:19 > 0:46:23and found the top they all wanted was only left in XXL. Oh, well.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26As I recall, this was an exclusive performance.

0:46:26 > 0:46:27What did I tell you?

0:46:27 > 0:46:31# I love my man with all honesty

0:46:31 > 0:46:35# But I know he's cheating on me

0:46:37 > 0:46:41# I look him in his eyes

0:46:41 > 0:46:46# But all he tells me is lies to keep me near

0:46:48 > 0:46:52# I'll never leave him down though I might mess around

0:46:52 > 0:46:57# It's only cos I need some affection

0:46:57 > 0:47:00# Oh, so I creep, yeah

0:47:00 > 0:47:03# I just keep it on the down low

0:47:03 > 0:47:07# Except nobody is supposed to know

0:47:07 > 0:47:10# So I creep, yeah

0:47:10 > 0:47:13# Cos he doesn't know what I do

0:47:13 > 0:47:17# And no attention goes to show

0:47:17 > 0:47:19# Oh, so I creep

0:47:19 > 0:47:22# Creep, creep, creep...

0:47:22 > 0:47:27# Lonely mother gazing out of the window

0:47:27 > 0:47:31# Staring at her son that she just can't touch

0:47:31 > 0:47:37# If at any time he's in a jam she'll be by his side

0:47:37 > 0:47:42# But he doesn't realise he hurts her so much

0:47:44 > 0:47:49# But all the praying just ain't helping at all

0:47:49 > 0:47:54# Cos he can't seem to keep his self out of trouble

0:47:54 > 0:48:00# So he goes out and he makes his money the best way he knows how

0:48:00 > 0:48:05# Another body laying cold in the gutter

0:48:05 > 0:48:07# Listen to me

0:48:07 > 0:48:10# Don't go chasing waterfalls

0:48:10 > 0:48:17# Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

0:48:17 > 0:48:22# I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all

0:48:22 > 0:48:27# But I think you're moving too fast

0:48:27 > 0:48:32# Diggin', diggin', diggin' on you

0:48:35 > 0:48:37# Diggin' the scene

0:48:41 > 0:48:44# It's on like that

0:48:44 > 0:48:47# Diggin', diggin, diggin' on you

0:48:47 > 0:48:51# Diggin' the scene, diggin' on you Diggin' on me

0:48:51 > 0:48:53# Baby baby, ooh, baby baby

0:48:53 > 0:48:56# It's on like that It's on like that

0:48:56 > 0:49:00# I gotta be in love or somethin' like that

0:49:00 > 0:49:02# Diggin' the scene, diggin' on you Diggin' on me

0:49:02 > 0:49:04# Baby baby, ooh, baby baby

0:49:04 > 0:49:07# It's on like that It's on like that... #

0:49:07 > 0:49:10Ah, the lovably under-rehearsed Bananarama next,

0:49:10 > 0:49:13whose sense of fun is so impressive.

0:49:13 > 0:49:16Just look at the smile on Terry Hall's little face(!)

0:49:16 > 0:49:18# Though I ignored all the things he said

0:49:18 > 0:49:21# He moved me in every way

0:49:23 > 0:49:27# With his collar unbuttoned On my side he was struttin'

0:49:27 > 0:49:32- # He was really saying something - Saying something

0:49:32 > 0:49:35- # Really saying something - Saying something

0:49:35 > 0:49:38# Bop bop shoo be do-wah

0:49:38 > 0:49:41# Bop bop shoo be do-wah

0:49:42 > 0:49:45# He flirted every step of the way

0:49:45 > 0:49:49- # I could hear every word he'd say - Oh, yeah

0:49:49 > 0:49:52# My resistance was getting low

0:49:52 > 0:49:57# And my feelings started to show

0:49:57 > 0:50:02# My heart started thumping Blood pressure jumping

0:50:02 > 0:50:06- # He was really saying something - Saying something

0:50:06 > 0:50:09- # Really saying something - Saying something

0:50:09 > 0:50:13# Bop bop shoo be do-wah

0:50:13 > 0:50:16# Bop bop shoo be do-wah

0:50:17 > 0:50:21- # Really saying something - Saying something

0:50:21 > 0:50:24- # Really saying something - Saying something

0:50:24 > 0:50:26# Bop bop shoo be do-wah

0:50:28 > 0:50:30# Bop bop shoo be do-wah... #

0:50:30 > 0:50:33Still, at least Macca's joining in.

0:50:33 > 0:50:38Now, in pre-makeover days, I don't think our Cheryl

0:50:38 > 0:50:40would've got all those shampoo adverts

0:50:40 > 0:50:42if she'd persevered with this hairstyle.

0:50:42 > 0:50:45# Daddy told me Look into the future,

0:50:45 > 0:50:48# Sit at your computer Be a good girl

0:50:48 > 0:50:51# Mama said Remember you're a lady

0:50:51 > 0:50:54# Think before your play And straighten your curls

0:50:54 > 0:50:58# Everybody's talking like I'm crazy

0:50:58 > 0:51:02# Dangerous and lazy girl with no soul

0:51:02 > 0:51:05# But I've seen it all from where I'm hiding

0:51:05 > 0:51:08# Baby, cos I'm sliding out of control

0:51:08 > 0:51:12# Here I go, off the road Crank the stereo

0:51:12 > 0:51:14# I flick my finger to the world below, oh

0:51:14 > 0:51:17# Here I am, dirty hands I don't give a damn

0:51:17 > 0:51:21# Shut your mouth because it might show

0:51:21 > 0:51:24# I don't need no good advice

0:51:24 > 0:51:27# I'm already wasted

0:51:27 > 0:51:30# I don't need some other life

0:51:30 > 0:51:33# Cold and complicated

0:51:33 > 0:51:37# I don't need no Sunday trips

0:51:37 > 0:51:40# Tea and sympathising

0:51:40 > 0:51:47# I don't need no special fix to anaesthetise me... #

0:51:47 > 0:51:50AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:52:07 > 0:52:10# Daddy always told me to remember

0:52:10 > 0:52:13# Leave the boys till later Don't you drop down

0:52:13 > 0:52:16# Mama said I'd never get to heaven

0:52:16 > 0:52:20# Hanging till 11 with the wrong crowd

0:52:20 > 0:52:22# Everybody's talking like I'm only

0:52:22 > 0:52:26# Just another phoney girl who got played

0:52:26 > 0:52:29# But I dig the music that I'm making

0:52:29 > 0:52:32# Baby, and I'll break it into your brain

0:52:32 > 0:52:35# Here I go, off the road Crank the stereo

0:52:35 > 0:52:39# I flick my finger to the world below, oh

0:52:39 > 0:52:42# Here I am, dirty hands I don't give a damn

0:52:42 > 0:52:46# Shut your mouth because it might show

0:52:46 > 0:52:49# I don't need no good advice

0:52:49 > 0:52:52# I'm already wasted

0:52:52 > 0:52:55# I don't need some other life

0:52:55 > 0:52:58# Cold and complicated

0:52:58 > 0:53:02# I don't need no Sunday trips

0:53:02 > 0:53:05# Tea and sympathising

0:53:05 > 0:53:08# I don't need no special fix

0:53:08 > 0:53:11# To anaesthetise me

0:53:11 > 0:53:14# I don't need no good advice

0:53:14 > 0:53:17# No well-intentioned sacrifice

0:53:17 > 0:53:20# And I don't need no Sunday trips

0:53:20 > 0:53:23# No chocolate box or speed for kicks

0:53:23 > 0:53:27# And I don't need no beauty sleep

0:53:27 > 0:53:30# No need to count those dirty sheets

0:53:30 > 0:53:34# And I don't need no bed-time prayer

0:53:34 > 0:53:36# Cos frankly, I don't even care. #

0:53:36 > 0:53:40Now, this is where the Runaways got their inspiration,

0:53:40 > 0:53:42playing all their own instruments, let's rock.

0:53:42 > 0:53:46Whoa, steady on the drums, you'll break them if you're not careful!

0:53:46 > 0:53:49# Every time I see you looking my way

0:53:49 > 0:53:52# Baby, baby Can't you hear my heartbeat?

0:53:52 > 0:53:56# In the car or walking down the highway

0:53:56 > 0:54:00# Baby, baby Can't you hear my heartbeat?

0:54:00 > 0:54:03# When you move up closer to me

0:54:03 > 0:54:07# I get a feeling like ooh, whee, hey

0:54:07 > 0:54:12# Can't you hear the pounding of my heartbeat?

0:54:12 > 0:54:14# You're the one I love

0:54:14 > 0:54:17# You're the one I love

0:54:21 > 0:54:24# When I feel you put your arms around me

0:54:24 > 0:54:27# Baby, baby Can't you hear my heartbeat?

0:54:27 > 0:54:31# Then I'm glad I'm mighty glad you found me

0:54:31 > 0:54:35# Baby, baby Can't you hear my heartbeat?

0:54:35 > 0:54:38# When you asked me to meet your ma

0:54:38 > 0:54:41# I knew that, baby we'd be going far, yeah

0:54:41 > 0:54:45# Can't you hear the pounding of my heartbeat?

0:54:45 > 0:54:49# You're the one I love

0:54:49 > 0:54:51# You're the one I love

0:55:09 > 0:55:12# Wedding bells are gonna chime

0:55:12 > 0:55:16# Baby, baby, you're gonna be mine, yeah

0:55:16 > 0:55:20# Can't you hear the pounding of my heartbeat?

0:55:20 > 0:55:23# You're the one I love... #

0:55:23 > 0:55:28With a young Pat Butcher on guitar, Goldie And The Gingerbreads. OK, that's it.

0:55:28 > 0:55:32We'll leave you with the British synchronised swimming team

0:55:32 > 0:55:34shortly before entering the Olympic pool.

0:55:34 > 0:55:35See you next time.

0:55:35 > 0:55:39# I was caught in a place

0:55:39 > 0:55:42# Far away from the light

0:55:42 > 0:55:46# What I saw I couldn't face

0:55:46 > 0:55:49# So I closed my eyes

0:55:49 > 0:55:51# Wish I could turn back the page

0:55:51 > 0:55:53# Rewrite my point of view

0:55:53 > 0:55:55# Save all the time you waste

0:55:55 > 0:55:56# Got to get gone, gone

0:55:56 > 0:55:58# Don't let it escalate

0:55:58 > 0:56:00# Don't fight, it's just no use

0:56:00 > 0:56:02# There's nothing left to say

0:56:02 > 0:56:05# Got to get gone, gone, gone

0:56:08 > 0:56:10# Forever is over

0:56:10 > 0:56:15# And my heart's not gonna fight

0:56:15 > 0:56:19# Forever is over

0:56:19 > 0:56:22# And I'm no longer afraid

0:56:22 > 0:56:25# Cos if I don't get out now I may never escape

0:56:25 > 0:56:28# Your power is fading away

0:56:28 > 0:56:32# And I'm getting so stuck

0:56:32 > 0:56:35# To the place I belong

0:56:35 > 0:56:41# Forever is over Over, over, over, over...

0:56:43 > 0:56:50# I don't want you to tell me you found someone

0:56:50 > 0:56:56# Cos I got no distance left to run

0:56:56 > 0:56:59# Wish I could turn back the page

0:56:59 > 0:57:00# Rewrite my point of view

0:57:00 > 0:57:02# Save all the time you waste

0:57:02 > 0:57:04# Got to get gone, gone

0:57:04 > 0:57:05# Don't let it escalate

0:57:05 > 0:57:07# Don't fight, it's just no use

0:57:07 > 0:57:10# There's nothing left to say

0:57:10 > 0:57:14# Got to get gone, gone, gone

0:57:14 > 0:57:18# Forever is over

0:57:18 > 0:57:22# And my heart's not gonna fight

0:57:22 > 0:57:26# Forever is over

0:57:26 > 0:57:29# And I'm no longer afraid

0:57:29 > 0:57:33# Cos if I don't get out now I may never escape

0:57:33 > 0:57:36# Your power is fading away

0:57:36 > 0:57:40# And I'm getting so stuck

0:57:40 > 0:57:43# To the place I belong

0:57:43 > 0:57:48# Forever is over Over, over, over, over...

0:57:50 > 0:57:52# I'm on the other side

0:57:53 > 0:57:56# And now I realise

0:57:56 > 0:58:00# I'm in paradise

0:58:01 > 0:58:03# Cos you're out my life

0:58:03 > 0:58:08# Forever is over

0:58:08 > 0:58:12# And my heart's not gonna fight

0:58:12 > 0:58:16# Forever is over

0:58:16 > 0:58:19# And I'm no longer afraid

0:58:19 > 0:58:23# Cos if I don't get out now I may never escape

0:58:23 > 0:58:27# Your power is fading away

0:58:27 > 0:58:33# And I'm getting so stuck to the place I belong

0:58:33 > 0:58:39# Forever is over Over, over, over, over...

0:58:39 > 0:58:47# Forever is over... #

0:58:47 > 0:58:49APPLAUSE