Halloween Special

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0:00:08 > 0:00:09This is Steve Wright.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13Welcome to the TOTP2 crib - actually, it's more of a crypt.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16We wanted to promise you not to make any bad Hallowe'en puns

0:00:16 > 0:00:18as we bring you, in colour,

0:00:18 > 0:00:21pop creatures of the night, ghouls and ghosts,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23in the TOTP2 Hallowe'en special.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25But first, from one year ago,

0:00:25 > 0:00:29Monster - The Automatic.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Brain fried tonight through misuse

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Through misuse, through misuse

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# You can't avoid static abuse

0:00:38 > 0:00:42# Abuse, abuse

0:00:42 > 0:00:45# Without these pills you're let loose

0:00:45 > 0:00:49# You're let loose, you're let loose

0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Take off, get out, no excuse

0:00:52 > 0:00:56# No excuse, no excuse

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# What's that coming over the hill?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

0:01:02 > 0:01:05# What's that coming over the hill?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

0:01:08 > 0:01:12# What's that coming over the hill?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

0:01:15 > 0:01:19# What's that coming over the hill?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29# Confused, mind bruised it seeps out

0:01:29 > 0:01:33# It seeps out, it seeps out

0:01:33 > 0:01:36# Face down, home town looks so grey

0:01:36 > 0:01:40# Looks so grey, looks so grey

0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Convexed you bend, twist and shout

0:01:43 > 0:01:46# Twist and shout, twist and shout

0:01:46 > 0:01:50# Stand up, brush off, get moving

0:01:50 > 0:01:53# Get moving, get moving

0:01:53 > 0:01:57# What's that coming over the hill?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

0:01:59 > 0:02:03# What's that coming over the hill?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25# Waah!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- # Face down- home town

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- # Up and down- home town

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- # Up and down- home town

0:02:43 > 0:02:44# It looks so grey

0:02:44 > 0:02:48- # Up and down- home town - Up and down- home town

0:02:48 > 0:02:51# Up and down, home town looks so grey

0:02:51 > 0:02:54# What's that coming over the hill?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

0:02:57 > 0:03:01# What's that coming over the hill?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06# What's that coming over the hill... #

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Monster - The Automatic, on TOTP2 Hallowe'en Special.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Now we're bringing you the original Mr Mad.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16I'll tell you who's mad, pal - Arthur Brown.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20It's July 1968 and a safety officer was present -

0:03:20 > 0:03:22and yes, Arthur was a fire wizard.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23I am the god of hell-fire

0:03:23 > 0:03:25And I bring you...

0:03:25 > 0:03:27# Fire

0:03:27 > 0:03:30# I'll take you to burn

0:03:32 > 0:03:33# Fire

0:03:35 > 0:03:37# I'll take you to learn

0:03:39 > 0:03:41# I'll see you burn

0:03:45 > 0:03:49# You fought hard and you saved and earned

0:03:49 > 0:03:53# But all of it's going to burn

0:03:53 > 0:03:55# And your mind, your tiny mind

0:03:55 > 0:03:58# You know you've really been so blind

0:03:58 > 0:04:00# Now's your time, burn your mind you're falling far too far behind

0:04:00 > 0:04:05# Oh no, oh no, oh no

0:04:07 > 0:04:09# You're gonna burn

0:04:10 > 0:04:12# Fire

0:04:12 > 0:04:15# To destroy all you've done

0:04:17 > 0:04:19# Fire

0:04:19 > 0:04:23# To end all you've become

0:04:24 > 0:04:27# I'll feel you burn

0:04:30 > 0:04:35# You've been living like a little girl

0:04:35 > 0:04:41# In the middle of your little world

0:04:41 > 0:04:44# And your mind, your tiny mind

0:04:44 > 0:04:46# You know you've really been so blind

0:04:46 > 0:04:49# Now's your time, burn your mind

0:04:49 > 0:04:51# You're falling far too far behind

0:04:51 > 0:04:56# Oooohhh

0:04:56 > 0:04:58# Fire

0:04:58 > 0:05:01# I'll take you to burn

0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Fire

0:05:05 > 0:05:07# I'll take you to learn

0:05:11 > 0:05:13# You're gonna burn

0:05:14 > 0:05:16# You're gonna burn

0:05:18 > 0:05:24# You're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn

0:05:24 > 0:05:29# Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn...

0:05:39 > 0:05:41# Fire

0:05:41 > 0:05:43# I'll take you to burn

0:05:45 > 0:05:47# Fire

0:05:47 > 0:05:50# I'll take you to learn

0:05:52 > 0:05:54# Fire

0:05:54 > 0:05:57# I'll take you to bed. #

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Arthur Brown and Fire.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03BBC Security first put him out and then threw him out after that performance.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Arthur Brown.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Now, how do you find a ghost?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09You grab a few Hollywood mates and walk around with fire hydrants.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Who you gonna call?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22# Ghostbusters!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24# If there's something strange

0:06:24 > 0:06:26# In your neighbourhood

0:06:26 > 0:06:28# Who ya gonna call?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Ghostbusters!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32# If there's something weird

0:06:32 > 0:06:35# And it don't look good

0:06:35 > 0:06:36# Who ya gonna call?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39# Ghostbusters!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47# I ain't afraid of no ghosts

0:06:53 > 0:06:56# I ain't afraid of no ghosts

0:07:03 > 0:07:06# If you're seeing things

0:07:06 > 0:07:08# Running through your head

0:07:08 > 0:07:09# Who can ya call?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11# Ghostbusters!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14# An invisible man

0:07:14 > 0:07:16# Sleeping in your bed

0:07:16 > 0:07:18# Who ya gonna call?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20# Ghostbusters!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29# I ain't afraid of no ghosts

0:07:35 > 0:07:38# I ain't afraid of no ghosts

0:07:42 > 0:07:43# Who ya gonna call?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45# Ghostbusters!

0:07:45 > 0:07:47# If ya all alone

0:07:47 > 0:07:50# Pick up the phone

0:07:50 > 0:07:51# And call

0:07:51 > 0:07:54# Ghostbusters!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58# I ain't afraid of no ghosts

0:08:00 > 0:08:02# I hear it likes the girls

0:08:05 > 0:08:07# I ain't afraid of no ghost

0:08:09 > 0:08:11# Yeah yeah yeah yeah

0:08:15 > 0:08:16# Who ya gonna call?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18# Ghostbusters!

0:08:18 > 0:08:23# If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost, baby

0:08:23 > 0:08:24# Ya better call

0:08:24 > 0:08:26# Ghostbusters

0:08:26 > 0:08:27# Ow!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42# Lemme tell ya something

0:08:42 > 0:08:44# Bustin' makes me feel good! #

0:08:46 > 0:08:49September 1984, 23 years ago,

0:08:49 > 0:08:52way back when Bill Murray was a lot more animated as an actor.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Still to come on the Hallowe'en special,

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Michael Crawford and The Shadows.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00That dancing they used to do was scary, wasn't it?

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Next on TOTP2, it's Stan Ridgeway and Camouflage.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13# I was a PFC on a search patrol hunting Charlie down

0:09:13 > 0:09:17# It was in the jungle wars of '65

0:09:18 > 0:09:22# My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone

0:09:22 > 0:09:26# And I could hear the enemy moving in close outside

0:09:28 > 0:09:30# Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun

0:09:30 > 0:09:36# And I dug in scared while I counted down my fate

0:09:37 > 0:09:42# And then a big marine, a giant with a pair of friendly eyes

0:09:42 > 0:09:46# Appeared there at my shoulder and said, "Wait!"

0:09:46 > 0:09:49# When he came in close beside me, he said,

0:09:49 > 0:09:51# "Don't worry son, I'm here

0:09:51 > 0:09:55# "If Charlie wants to tangle, now he'll have two to dodge."

0:09:55 > 0:09:58# I said, "Well, thanks a lot."

0:09:58 > 0:10:01# I told him my name and asked him his

0:10:01 > 0:10:06# And he said, "The boys just call me Camouflage."

0:10:06 > 0:10:09# Woo-oo-oo-oo Camouflage

0:10:10 > 0:10:14# Things are never quite the way they seem

0:10:15 > 0:10:20# Woo-oo-oo-oo Camouflage

0:10:20 > 0:10:24# I was awfully glad to see this big marine

0:10:24 > 0:10:29# Well, we fought all night and side by side we took our battlestands

0:10:29 > 0:10:33# And I wondered how the bullets missed this man

0:10:34 > 0:10:39# Cos they seemed to go right through him, just as if he wasn't there

0:10:39 > 0:10:43# And the morning we both took a chance and ran

0:10:43 > 0:10:48# And it was near the riverbank when the ambush came on top of us

0:10:48 > 0:10:52# And I thought it was the end, we were had

0:10:53 > 0:10:57# Then a bullet with my name on it came buzzing through a bush

0:10:57 > 0:11:01# And that big marine, he just swat it with his hand.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05# Just like it was a fly

0:11:08 > 0:11:12# Woo-oo-oo-oo Camouflage

0:11:12 > 0:11:16# Things are never quite the way they seem

0:11:18 > 0:11:22# Woo-oo-oo-oo Camouflage

0:11:22 > 0:11:25# This was an awfully strange marine

0:11:25 > 0:11:29# And I knew there was something weird about him

0:11:29 > 0:11:32# Cos when I turned around he was pulling a big palm tree

0:11:32 > 0:11:35# Right up out of the ground and swatting those Charlies with it

0:11:35 > 0:11:38# From here to Kingdom come

0:11:41 > 0:11:42# When he led me out of danger

0:11:42 > 0:11:45# I saw my camp and waved goodbye

0:11:45 > 0:11:49# He just winked at me from the jungle and then was gone

0:11:49 > 0:11:55# And when I got back to my HQ I told them about my night

0:11:55 > 0:11:59# And the battle I'd spent with a big marine named Camouflage

0:11:59 > 0:12:04# When I said his name, a soldier gulped, and a medic took my arm

0:12:04 > 0:12:07# And led me to a green tent on the right

0:12:09 > 0:12:14# He said, "You may be telling true boy, but this here is Camouflage

0:12:14 > 0:12:18# "And he's been right here since he passed away last night.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22# "In fact he's been here all week long.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26# "But before he went he said, 'Semper Fi'

0:12:26 > 0:12:32# "And said his only wish was to save a young marine caught in a mirage

0:12:32 > 0:12:37# "So here, take his dogtag, son, I know he'd want you to have it now."

0:12:37 > 0:12:42# And we both said a prayer for a big marine named Camouflage

0:12:42 > 0:12:47# Woo-oo-oo-oo Camouflage

0:12:47 > 0:12:51# Things are never quite the way they seem

0:12:54 > 0:12:55# Woo-oo-oo-oo... #

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Stan Ridgeway - big voice coming out of a little curly headed man.

0:12:58 > 0:13:03Next on TOTP2 Hallowe'en Special, it's Ghost Riders In The Sky,

0:13:03 > 0:13:07and honestly, we've got the greatest guitarist in the TOTP studio here.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11It's February 1980, so why didn't we let Hank play?!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I think his guitar is miming to the record.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18INSTRUMENTAL

0:15:19 > 0:15:22We'd like to apologise for that "boo, boo, boo".

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Somebody had been listening to Ring My Bell.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27That's The Shadows, Ghost Riders In The Sky.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Last I heard of Hank, he was on his last-ever-but-one tour

0:15:30 > 0:15:31before doing another few.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Now, watch your neck. Ooh, Betty, it's Michael Crawford.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38# Night time sharpens

0:15:38 > 0:15:42# Heightens each sensation

0:15:42 > 0:15:46# Darkness wakes

0:15:46 > 0:15:51# And stirs imagination

0:15:51 > 0:15:55# Silently the senses

0:15:55 > 0:16:00# Abandon their defences

0:16:00 > 0:16:06# Helpless to resist the notes I write

0:16:06 > 0:16:13# For I compose the music of the night

0:16:15 > 0:16:19# Slowly, gently

0:16:19 > 0:16:23# Night unfurls its splendour

0:16:23 > 0:16:27# Grasp it, sense it

0:16:27 > 0:16:30# Tremulous and tender

0:16:30 > 0:16:35# Hearing is believing

0:16:35 > 0:16:39# Music is deceiving

0:16:39 > 0:16:46# Hard as lightning Soft as candlelight

0:16:46 > 0:16:52# Dare you trust the music of the night?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55# Close your eyes

0:16:55 > 0:17:00# For your eyes will only tell the truth

0:17:00 > 0:17:07# And the truth isn't what you want to see

0:17:07 > 0:17:15# In the dark it is easy to pretend

0:17:17 > 0:17:25# That the truth is what it ought to be

0:17:28 > 0:17:32# Softly, deftly

0:17:32 > 0:17:36# Music shall caress you

0:17:36 > 0:17:40# Hear it, feel it

0:17:40 > 0:17:45# Secretly possess you

0:17:45 > 0:17:49# Open up your mind

0:17:49 > 0:17:53# Let your fantasies unwind

0:17:53 > 0:18:01# In this darkness which you know you cannot fight

0:18:01 > 0:18:07# The darkness of the music of the night

0:18:07 > 0:18:10# Close your eyes

0:18:10 > 0:18:15# Start a journey through a strange new world

0:18:15 > 0:18:22# Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before

0:18:22 > 0:18:24# Close your eyes

0:18:24 > 0:18:31# And let music set you free... #

0:18:33 > 0:18:35You're not watching Extreme Surgery.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38"I almost did a whoopsie when I saw my face."

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44Now, it's February 1982. Stay with us. This takes a while to get going.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47It's Bauhaus. This song is a tad light on vocals,

0:18:47 > 0:18:50and when they do arrive, they sound a bit like a station announcement.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53If you are Bauhaus and you're looking at this,

0:18:53 > 0:18:55to avoid embarrassment, look away now.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58# White on white Translucent black capes

0:20:58 > 0:21:00# Back on the back

0:21:05 > 0:21:07# Bela Lugosi's dead

0:21:07 > 0:21:10# The bats have left the bell tower

0:21:10 > 0:21:12# The victims have been bled

0:21:12 > 0:21:16# Red velvet lines the black box

0:21:17 > 0:21:20# Bela Lugosi's dead

0:21:30 > 0:21:32# Bela Lugosi's dead

0:21:42 > 0:21:45# Undead, undead, undead

0:21:55 > 0:21:57# Undead, undead, undead

0:21:57 > 0:22:03# The virginal brides file past his tomb

0:22:03 > 0:22:07# Strewn with time's dead flowers

0:22:07 > 0:22:10# Bereft in deathly bloom

0:22:10 > 0:22:13# Alone in a darkened room

0:22:13 > 0:22:16# The count

0:22:20 > 0:22:22# Bela Lugosi's dead

0:22:26 > 0:22:29# Bela Lugosi's dead

0:22:32 > 0:22:35# Bela Lugosi's dead... #

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Bauhaus. I think we've indulged this band in the studio

0:22:38 > 0:22:40just a little too much now.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44Now, this is a classic revived and warmed up in 1973

0:22:44 > 0:22:47and danced to beautifully by Pan's People.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52# I was working in the lab late one night

0:22:52 > 0:22:56# When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

0:22:56 > 0:22:59# For my monster from his slab began to rise

0:22:59 > 0:23:02# And suddenly to my surprise

0:23:02 > 0:23:04# He did the mash

0:23:04 > 0:23:05# He did the monster mash

0:23:05 > 0:23:07# The monster mash

0:23:07 > 0:23:09# It was a graveyard smash

0:23:09 > 0:23:11# He did the mash

0:23:11 > 0:23:12# It caught on in a flash

0:23:12 > 0:23:14# He did the mash

0:23:14 > 0:23:16# He did the monster mash

0:23:16 > 0:23:19# From my laboratory in the castle east

0:23:19 > 0:23:23# To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

0:23:23 > 0:23:26# The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

0:23:26 > 0:23:29# To get a jolt from my electrodes

0:23:29 > 0:23:31# They did the mash

0:23:31 > 0:23:33# They did the monster mash

0:23:33 > 0:23:35# The monster mash

0:23:35 > 0:23:37# It was a graveyard smash

0:23:37 > 0:23:38# They did the mash

0:23:38 > 0:23:40# It caught on in a flash

0:23:40 > 0:23:41# They did the mash

0:23:41 > 0:23:43# They did the monster mash

0:23:43 > 0:23:47# The zombies were having fun

0:23:47 > 0:23:50# The party had just begun

0:23:51 > 0:23:54# The guests included Wolf Man

0:23:54 > 0:23:57# Dracula and his son

0:23:57 > 0:24:01# The scene was rockin' All were digging the sounds

0:24:01 > 0:24:04# Igor on chains Backed by his baying hounds

0:24:04 > 0:24:08# The coffin bangers were about to arrive

0:24:08 > 0:24:11# With their vocal group The Crypt Kicker Five

0:24:11 > 0:24:12# They played the mash

0:24:12 > 0:24:14# They played the monster mash

0:24:14 > 0:24:16# The monster mash

0:24:16 > 0:24:18# It was a graveyard smash

0:24:18 > 0:24:19# They played the mash

0:24:19 > 0:24:21# It caught on in a flash

0:24:21 > 0:24:23# They played the mash

0:24:23 > 0:24:25# They played the monster mash

0:24:25 > 0:24:28# Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring

0:24:28 > 0:24:31# Seems he was troubled by just one thing

0:24:31 > 0:24:35# He opened the lid and shook his fist

0:24:35 > 0:24:38# And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

0:24:38 > 0:24:40# It's now the mash

0:24:40 > 0:24:42# It's now the monster mash

0:24:42 > 0:24:43# The monster mash

0:24:43 > 0:24:45# And it's a graveyard smash

0:24:45 > 0:24:47# It's now the mash

0:24:47 > 0:24:49# It's caught on in a flash

0:24:49 > 0:24:51# It's now the mash

0:24:51 > 0:24:52# It's now the monster mash

0:24:52 > 0:24:56# Now everything's cool Drac's a part of the band

0:24:56 > 0:24:59# And my monster mash is the hit of the land

0:24:59 > 0:25:03# For you, the living This mash was meant too

0:25:03 > 0:25:06# When you get to my door Tell them Boris sent you

0:25:06 > 0:25:07# Then you can mash

0:25:07 > 0:25:09# Then you can monster mash

0:25:09 > 0:25:11# The monster mash

0:25:11 > 0:25:13# And do my graveyard smash

0:25:13 > 0:25:14# Then you can mash

0:25:14 > 0:25:16# You'll catch on in a flash

0:25:16 > 0:25:18# Then you can mash

0:25:18 > 0:25:20# Then you can monster mash

0:25:20 > 0:25:23# Rrr! Mash who?

0:25:23 > 0:25:27# Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy

0:25:27 > 0:25:30# Rrr! Mash who?.. #

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Monster Mash. One of those literal routines.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Come on, at least they weren't dancing around a plate of mash!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Now back to 1991. Check out these outfits.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42That's a strange place to grow flowers, don't you think?

0:25:45 > 0:25:48# I'm nobody's wife and I'm nobody's baby

0:25:48 > 0:25:52# I like it that way Well, then again, maybe

0:25:56 > 0:25:59# I'm nobody's valentine and I'm nobody's pearl

0:25:59 > 0:26:04# When you get right down to it I always seem to find some girl

0:26:07 > 0:26:13# Singing there are monsters There are angels

0:26:14 > 0:26:18# There's a peacefulness and rage inside us all

0:26:20 > 0:26:22# There is sugar and there is salt

0:26:22 > 0:26:26# There is ice and there is fire in every single heart

0:26:26 > 0:26:32# There are monsters, there are angels

0:26:44 > 0:26:47# I'm nobody's promise And I'm nobody's chore

0:26:47 > 0:26:51# And I ain't got nobody that I feel I gotta live for

0:26:53 > 0:26:55# Nobody to live for

0:26:55 > 0:26:58# I'm nobody's work I'm nobody's company

0:26:58 > 0:27:03# And every time I turn around I always seem to find just me

0:27:06 > 0:27:11# Singing there are monsters There are angels

0:27:12 > 0:27:17# There's a peacefulness and rage inside us all

0:27:19 > 0:27:21# There is sugar and there is salt

0:27:21 > 0:27:25# There is ice and there is fire in every single heart

0:27:25 > 0:27:32# There are monsters, there are angels

0:27:49 > 0:27:51# I'm nobody's wife And I'm nobody's baby

0:27:51 > 0:27:56# I like it that way Well, then again, maybe

0:27:58 > 0:28:01# Then again, maybe

0:28:01 > 0:28:03# I'm nobody's valentine and I'm nobody's pearl

0:28:03 > 0:28:08# When you get right down to it I always seem to find just some girl

0:28:11 > 0:28:16# Singing there are monsters There are angels

0:28:18 > 0:28:22# There's a peacefulness and rage inside us all

0:28:24 > 0:28:26# There is sugar and there is salt

0:28:26 > 0:28:29# There is ice and there is fire in every single heart... #

0:28:29 > 0:28:33Voice Of The Beehive. Wonderful affectation, the white gloves.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35I don't think it's because they had warts.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38This is a German hit from the heavy metal prog-rock era.

0:28:38 > 0:28:43The Rattles - "The Witch". Boy or girl? I'm not sure.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45# Can't you see me running?

0:28:47 > 0:28:49# I'm really running for my life

0:28:52 > 0:28:53# Guess from where I'm coming

0:28:56 > 0:28:58# Guess why I'm running for my life

0:29:01 > 0:29:04# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:29:04 > 0:29:06# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:29:06 > 0:29:09# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:29:09 > 0:29:11# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:29:19 > 0:29:24# Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah

0:29:36 > 0:29:38# Can't you see my death fear?

0:29:40 > 0:29:43# I can hear her voice shouting everywhere

0:29:45 > 0:29:47# Who knows what I've could done

0:29:49 > 0:29:52# It must be so bad that a witch does care

0:29:54 > 0:29:57# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:29:57 > 0:29:59# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:29:59 > 0:30:01# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:30:01 > 0:30:04# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:30:11 > 0:30:14# Aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah

0:30:14 > 0:30:18# Aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah Aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah

0:30:29 > 0:30:32# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:30:32 > 0:30:34# Can't you see the witch by my side?

0:30:34 > 0:30:37# Can't you see the witch? Can't you see the witch?

0:30:37 > 0:30:39# Can't you see the witch by my side? #

0:30:39 > 0:30:42What about those groovy chicks, dancing behind the bars?

0:30:42 > 0:30:43And, yes, I can see the witch.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Rattles from a Top Of The Pops from October, 1970.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Hallowe'en Special TOTP2.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53# I put a spell on you

0:30:59 > 0:31:01# Cos you're mine

0:31:08 > 0:31:11# I put a spell on you

0:31:16 > 0:31:19# Because you're mine

0:31:21 > 0:31:23# Because you're mine

0:31:25 > 0:31:29# I put a spell...

0:31:30 > 0:31:32# ..on you

0:31:33 > 0:31:37# Because you're mine

0:31:39 > 0:31:41# Because you're mine

0:31:43 > 0:31:46# You gotta stop the things you do

0:31:47 > 0:31:49# I ain't lyin'

0:31:52 > 0:31:55# You'd better stop the things you do

0:31:56 > 0:31:58# I ain't lyin'

0:32:00 > 0:32:03# I just can't stand the pain

0:32:05 > 0:32:07# I just can't stand the pain

0:32:09 > 0:32:12# I just can't stand the pain

0:32:14 > 0:32:16# Just can't stand the pain

0:32:18 > 0:32:21# I put a spell...

0:32:22 > 0:32:24# ..on you

0:32:26 > 0:32:29# Because you're mine

0:32:31 > 0:32:33# Because you're mine

0:32:53 > 0:32:55# I put a spell...

0:32:57 > 0:33:00# ..on you

0:33:01 > 0:33:04# Because you're mine

0:33:10 > 0:33:13# I put a spell on you

0:33:19 > 0:33:26# I put a sp-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ll on you

0:33:28 > 0:33:32# You gotta stop the things you do. #

0:33:33 > 0:33:36# From the cradle bars comes a beckoning voice

0:33:36 > 0:33:40# It sends you spinning You have no choice

0:34:02 > 0:34:05# You hear laughter cracking through the walls

0:34:05 > 0:34:09# It sends you spinning You have no choice

0:34:09 > 0:34:12# You hear laughter cracking through the walls

0:34:12 > 0:34:15# It sends you spinning You have no choice

0:34:15 > 0:34:18# Following the footsteps of a rag doll dance

0:34:18 > 0:34:20# We are entranced

0:34:20 > 0:34:22# Spellbound

0:34:22 > 0:34:25# Following the footsteps of a rag doll dance

0:34:25 > 0:34:27# We are entranced

0:34:27 > 0:34:28# Spellbound

0:34:28 > 0:34:32# Spellbound, spellbound Oh oh oh whoa

0:34:35 > 0:34:38# Spellbound, spellbound

0:34:38 > 0:34:42# Spellbound, spellbound

0:34:48 > 0:34:49# And don't forget

0:34:49 > 0:34:52# When your elders forget

0:34:52 > 0:34:54# To say their prayers

0:34:56 > 0:34:57# Take them by the legs

0:34:59 > 0:35:01# And throw them down the stairs

0:35:13 > 0:35:16# When you think your toys have gone berserk

0:35:16 > 0:35:20# It's an illusion you cannot shirk

0:35:20 > 0:35:24# You hear laughter cracking through the walls

0:35:24 > 0:35:27# It sends you spinning You have no choice

0:35:27 > 0:35:29# Following the footsteps of a rag doll dance

0:35:29 > 0:35:31# We are entranced

0:35:31 > 0:35:33# Spellbound

0:35:33 > 0:35:36# Following the footsteps of a rag doll dance

0:35:36 > 0:35:37# We are entranced

0:35:37 > 0:35:39# Spellbound

0:35:39 > 0:35:43# Spellbound, spellbound Oh oh oh oh

0:35:45 > 0:35:46# Spellbound

0:35:46 > 0:35:49# Spellbound, spellbound

0:35:49 > 0:35:50# Spellbound

0:35:50 > 0:35:53# Spellbound

0:36:05 > 0:36:09# Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

0:36:11 > 0:36:16# Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh oh

0:36:16 > 0:36:20# Following the footsteps of a rag doll dance

0:36:20 > 0:36:22# We are entranced... #

0:36:22 > 0:36:26I was never sure if it was a light perm or a demi, perhaps even a wig.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29I'm not sure if Siouxie had a mirror at home, even.

0:36:29 > 0:36:32But it didn't matter, she was a one-off and as Caption Boy says,

0:36:32 > 0:36:38"still scary after all these years" and easily qualifies to be in this, our Hallowe'en special.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41Now the man who looked like a tramp stood on one leg.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45This is classic footage in black and white - Jethro Tull.

0:36:55 > 0:37:04# Lend me your ear while I call you a f-oo-oo-l

0:37:04 > 0:37:13# You were kissed by a witch one night in the w-oo-oo-d

0:37:14 > 0:37:22# And later insisted your feelings were tr-u-u-e

0:37:25 > 0:37:28# The witch's promise was coming

0:37:28 > 0:37:34# Believing he listened while laughing, you flew

0:37:38 > 0:37:46# Leaves falling red, yellow, brown all look the sa-a-a-me

0:37:48 > 0:37:55# And the love you have found lay outside in the ra-a-a-in

0:37:58 > 0:38:06# Washed clean by the water but nursing his pa-a-a-in

0:38:09 > 0:38:12# The witch's promise was coming

0:38:12 > 0:38:18# And you look and there's where for your own selfish gain

0:38:52 > 0:38:56# Keep looking, keep looking for somewhere to be

0:38:56 > 0:39:01# Well, you're wasting your time They're not stupid like he is

0:39:01 > 0:39:07# Meanwhile leaves are still falling You're too blind to see-ee

0:39:08 > 0:39:15# You won't find it easy now it's only fa-a-a-ir

0:39:17 > 0:39:25# He was willing to cater to you but you didn't ca-a-a-re

0:39:27 > 0:39:32# You're waiting for more but you've already ha-a-d

0:39:32 > 0:39:35# Your sha-a-re

0:39:37 > 0:39:41# The witch's promise is turning

0:39:41 > 0:39:47# So don't you wait up for him he's going to be la-a-te. #

0:40:09 > 0:40:11It wasn't until I met him 25 years after that film

0:40:11 > 0:40:15that I realised Jethro Tull was in fact a character.

0:40:15 > 0:40:19Probably used to black out his own teeth. Damn good look. We called it the Catweazle look.

0:40:19 > 0:40:24It's July 1971 now. Here's Atomic Rooster and The Devil's Answer.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52# People are looking but they don't know what to do

0:40:52 > 0:40:56# It's the time of the reason for people like you

0:40:56 > 0:40:59# Come back tomorrow Show the scars on your face

0:40:59 > 0:41:03# It's a clue to the answer we all chase

0:41:07 > 0:41:11# It's a clue to the answer we all chase

0:41:18 > 0:41:22# Three, five and seven lift the heaviest load

0:41:22 > 0:41:25# Reach the top of the heaven that's fallen below

0:41:25 > 0:41:29# Devil may care but you wish for the best

0:41:29 > 0:41:33# Can't you see there's an answer that lies there

0:41:36 > 0:41:40# Can't you see there's an answer that lies there

0:42:02 > 0:42:04# Sing!

0:42:10 > 0:42:11# Sing!

0:42:18 > 0:42:21# Come all you sinners and keep with the time

0:42:21 > 0:42:25# Can we see all the faces of the people behind?

0:42:25 > 0:42:28# Told you the reason it's a secret for you

0:42:28 > 0:42:32# There's a clue to the answer we all know, sing!

0:42:35 > 0:42:40# There's no clue to the answer we all know, sing!

0:42:47 > 0:42:50# People are looking but they don't know what to do

0:42:50 > 0:42:54# It's the time of the reason for people like you

0:42:54 > 0:42:57# Come back tomorrow, show the scars on your face

0:42:57 > 0:43:02# It's a clue to the answer we all chase, sing!

0:43:05 > 0:43:09# It's a clue to the answer we all chase, sing! #

0:43:12 > 0:43:16Maybe it's me, but some of that band looked like they weren't really with us.

0:43:16 > 0:43:20I'm sure that drummer doesn't even know who he is. Atomic Rooster, The Devil's Answer.

0:43:20 > 0:43:25We continue now on our Hallowe'en Special TOTP2 with MC Hammer.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27# They do what they gonna do Say what they wanna say

0:43:27 > 0:43:29# Live how they wanna live Play how they wanna play

0:43:29 > 0:43:30# Dance how they wanna dance Kick and slap a friend

0:43:30 > 0:43:33# The Addams Family!

0:43:33 > 0:43:36# Now I was cold coolin' Just kickin' it around the house

0:43:36 > 0:43:39# When a knock, a knock, a knock and a voice yo!

0:43:39 > 0:43:43# Can Hammer come out? Now I don't mind being a friend

0:43:43 > 0:43:44# And showin' a little bit of flava

0:43:44 > 0:43:47# But Wednesday, Pugsley, Gomez, Fester

0:43:47 > 0:43:48# Man, them some strange neighbours

0:43:48 > 0:43:51# They do what they gonna do Say what they wanna say

0:43:51 > 0:43:53# Live how they wanna live Play how they wanna play

0:43:53 > 0:43:55# Dance how they wanna dance Kick and slap a friend

0:43:55 > 0:43:57# The Addams Family!

0:43:57 > 0:43:59# They do what they gonna do Say what they wanna say

0:43:59 > 0:44:01# Live how they wanna live Play how they wanna play

0:44:01 > 0:44:03# Dance how they wanna dance Kick and slap a friend

0:44:03 > 0:44:05# The Addams Family!

0:44:05 > 0:44:09# I remember the day I needed to borrow a little of pepper

0:44:09 > 0:44:10# The next thing you know comin' at me

0:44:10 > 0:44:12# Was a hand with the fingers high steppin'

0:44:12 > 0:44:14# Now I tried to play it along

0:44:14 > 0:44:16# And act like I'm havin' a ball

0:44:16 > 0:44:18# But what do I see a perm with feet

0:44:18 > 0:44:20# Standin' about three feet tall

0:44:20 > 0:44:23# They do what they gonna do Say what they wanna say

0:44:23 > 0:44:24# Live how they wanna live Play how they wanna play

0:44:24 > 0:44:26# Dance how they wanna dance Kick and slap a friend

0:44:26 > 0:44:29# The Addams Family!

0:44:29 > 0:44:30# They do what they gonna do Say what they wanna say

0:44:30 > 0:44:33# Live how they wanna live Play how they wanna play

0:44:33 > 0:44:35# Dance how they wanna dance Kick and slap a friend

0:44:35 > 0:44:37# The Addams Family!

0:44:41 > 0:44:43# Speakin' and thinkin' about the Addams

0:44:43 > 0:44:44# You know the Hammer is with it

0:44:44 > 0:44:47# Act a fool, no bones, Swoop, Goofy and Randy

0:44:47 > 0:44:49# You know we kick it

0:44:49 > 0:44:53# Now is the time to get in your mind It's OK to be yourself

0:44:53 > 0:44:57# Take foolish pride and put it aside Like the Addams, yo! They def

0:44:57 > 0:44:59# They do what they wanna do Say what they wanna say

0:44:59 > 0:45:01# Live how they wanna live Play how they wanna play

0:45:01 > 0:45:03# Dance how they wanna dance Kick and they slap a friend

0:45:03 > 0:45:05# Addams family!

0:45:05 > 0:45:07# They do what they wanna do Say what they wanna say

0:45:07 > 0:45:09# Live how they wanna live Play how they wanna play

0:45:09 > 0:45:11# Dance how they wanna dance Kick and they slap a friend

0:45:11 > 0:45:12# Addams family!

0:45:12 > 0:45:16- # Addams!- Too legit - Addams!- Too legit

0:45:16 > 0:45:18- # Addams!- Too legit

0:45:18 > 0:45:21# Addams family!

0:45:21 > 0:45:24- # Addams!- Too legit - Addams!- Too legit

0:45:24 > 0:45:27- # Addams!- Too legit

0:45:27 > 0:45:29# Addams family!

0:45:29 > 0:45:31# Take me to the bridge Thank you

0:45:31 > 0:45:33# Ah, yeah

0:45:33 > 0:45:35# Yeah

0:45:35 > 0:45:37# It's the Addams Groove right here

0:45:37 > 0:45:38# Ha!

0:45:38 > 0:45:42- # Addams!- Yeah, yeah, just like that

0:45:42 > 0:45:44# Ah, yeah

0:45:44 > 0:45:47# Addams family!

0:45:47 > 0:45:49# They do what they wanna do Say what they wanna say

0:45:49 > 0:45:51# Live how they wanna live Play how they wanna play

0:45:51 > 0:45:53# Dance how they wanna dance Kick and they slap a friend

0:45:53 > 0:45:55# Addams family!

0:45:55 > 0:45:58- # Addams!- Too legit - Addams!- Too legit

0:45:58 > 0:46:03# I'm telling you, I saw that hand Thing, man

0:46:03 > 0:46:05# They do what they wanna do Say what they wanna say

0:46:05 > 0:46:07# Live how they wanna live Play how they wanna play

0:46:07 > 0:46:09# Dance how they wanna dance Kick and they slap a friend... #

0:46:09 > 0:46:12Very cool video! Did you spot Adrian Chiles in there?(!)

0:46:12 > 0:46:15This song accompanied a movie in the '80s.

0:46:15 > 0:46:19The late Warren Zevon did it for us in May 2000.

0:46:32 > 0:46:35# I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

0:46:37 > 0:46:40# Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain

0:46:41 > 0:46:45# He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's

0:46:46 > 0:46:49# Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein

0:46:51 > 0:46:53# A-hoooo-oooo

0:46:55 > 0:46:58# Werewolves of London

0:47:00 > 0:47:03# A-hooooo-oooo

0:47:04 > 0:47:07# Werewolves of London

0:47:09 > 0:47:12# If you hear him howling around your kitchen door

0:47:14 > 0:47:16# You better not let him in

0:47:18 > 0:47:21# Little old lady got mutilated late last night

0:47:22 > 0:47:25# Werewolves of London again

0:47:27 > 0:47:30# A-hoooo-ooo

0:47:32 > 0:47:34# Werewolves of London

0:47:37 > 0:47:39# A-hooo-oooo, yeah

0:47:41 > 0:47:44# Werewolves of London

0:48:03 > 0:48:07# He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent

0:48:07 > 0:48:11# Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair

0:48:12 > 0:48:14# You better stay away from him

0:48:14 > 0:48:17# He'll rip your lungs out, Jim

0:48:17 > 0:48:21# Hey, I'd like to meet his tailor

0:48:21 > 0:48:25# A-hoooo-oooo

0:48:27 > 0:48:29# Werewolves of London

0:48:31 > 0:48:34# A-hooo-oooo

0:48:36 > 0:48:39# Werewolves of London

0:48:40 > 0:48:44# Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen

0:48:45 > 0:48:48# They were doing the Werewolves Of London

0:48:49 > 0:48:54# I saw Lon Chaney Junior walking with the Queen

0:48:54 > 0:48:57# And they were doing the Werewolves Of London

0:48:59 > 0:49:02# I saw Joe Strummer walking with the Queen

0:49:02 > 0:49:05# And they were doing They were doing

0:49:05 > 0:49:08# They were doing the Werewolves Of London

0:49:08 > 0:49:12# I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada in Trader Vic's

0:49:12 > 0:49:15# And his hair was perfect

0:49:17 > 0:49:20# A-hooo-oooo

0:49:21 > 0:49:24# Werewolves of London... #

0:49:24 > 0:49:25APPLAUSE

0:49:25 > 0:49:29That was Warren Zevon, Werewolves Of London,

0:49:29 > 0:49:31as featured in the movie with Jenny Agutter.

0:49:31 > 0:49:35You can't beat the line, "I'd like to meet his tailor"!

0:49:35 > 0:49:38Going back 20 years from Warren Zevon to Split Enz.

0:49:38 > 0:49:42No, we can't explain why everyone's wearing a police helmet...!

0:49:42 > 0:49:44# I got you

0:49:46 > 0:49:49# And that's all I want

0:49:49 > 0:49:52# I won't forget

0:49:54 > 0:49:56# That's a whole lot

0:49:57 > 0:50:00# I don't go out

0:50:01 > 0:50:04# Not now that you're in

0:50:06 > 0:50:07# Sometimes we shout

0:50:09 > 0:50:11# But that's no problem

0:50:12 > 0:50:18# I don't know why sometimes I get frightened

0:50:20 > 0:50:27# You can see my eyes You can tell that I'm not lyin'

0:50:27 > 0:50:30# Look at you

0:50:31 > 0:50:34# You're a pageant

0:50:35 > 0:50:39# You're everything

0:50:39 > 0:50:42# That I've imagined

0:50:43 > 0:50:45# But something's wrong

0:50:47 > 0:50:49# I feel uneasy

0:50:51 > 0:50:53# You show me

0:50:54 > 0:50:57# Tell me you're not teasin'

0:50:58 > 0:51:03# I don't know why sometimes I get frightened

0:51:05 > 0:51:11# You can see my eyes You can tell that I'm not lyin'

0:51:13 > 0:51:18# I don't know why sometimes I get frightened

0:51:20 > 0:51:27# You can see my eyes Can you tell me you're not lyin'?

0:51:46 > 0:51:49# There's no doubt

0:51:50 > 0:51:52# Not when I'm with you

0:51:54 > 0:51:55# When I'm without

0:51:57 > 0:52:00# I stay in my room

0:52:01 > 0:52:04# Where do you go

0:52:05 > 0:52:08# I get no answer

0:52:09 > 0:52:11# You're always out

0:52:13 > 0:52:15# It gets on my nerves

0:52:16 > 0:52:21# I don't know why sometimes I get frightened

0:52:23 > 0:52:30# You can see my eyes You can tell that I'm not lying

0:52:31 > 0:52:34# Well, I don't know why sometimes... #

0:52:34 > 0:52:38Good to see that Split Enz really did refer to their hair.

0:52:38 > 0:52:42And so to the legendary Thriller to end this month's special.

0:52:42 > 0:52:46Reinventing the scary video, it's Michael at his best,

0:52:46 > 0:52:50with his zombies. Thanks for watching the Hallowe'en special.

0:52:50 > 0:52:54Hope it's been a good trick or treat. Join us next month for our country special

0:52:54 > 0:52:57in another Top Of The Pops 2. Goodnight.

0:52:59 > 0:53:06# It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark

0:53:07 > 0:53:10# Under the moonlight

0:53:10 > 0:53:14# You see a sight that almost stops your heart

0:53:14 > 0:53:19# You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it

0:53:21 > 0:53:27# You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes

0:53:27 > 0:53:29# You're paralysed

0:53:31 > 0:53:34# You hear the door slam

0:53:34 > 0:53:38# And realise there's nowhere left to run

0:53:40 > 0:53:46# You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun

0:53:46 > 0:53:49# You close your eyes

0:53:49 > 0:53:52# And hope that this is just imagination

0:53:53 > 0:53:56# Girl, but all the while

0:53:56 > 0:54:00# You hear a creature creepin' up behind

0:54:00 > 0:54:02# You're out of time

0:54:04 > 0:54:07# They're out to get you

0:54:07 > 0:54:10# There's demons closing in on every side

0:54:12 > 0:54:15# They will possess you

0:54:15 > 0:54:19# Unless you change that number on your dial

0:54:19 > 0:54:25# Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together

0:54:27 > 0:54:29# All through the night

0:54:29 > 0:54:33# I'll save you from the terror on the screen

0:54:33 > 0:54:35# I'll make you see... #

0:54:47 > 0:54:51VINCENT PRICE: Darkness falls across the land

0:54:51 > 0:54:54The midnight hour is close at hand

0:54:54 > 0:54:58Creatures crawl in search of blood

0:54:58 > 0:55:02to terrorise yawl's neighbourhood

0:55:02 > 0:55:05And whomsoever shall be found

0:55:05 > 0:55:08Without the soul for getting down

0:55:09 > 0:55:13Must stand and face the hounds of hell

0:55:13 > 0:55:17And rot inside a corpse's shell

0:55:48 > 0:55:51The foulest stench is in the air

0:55:51 > 0:55:54The funk of 40,000 years

0:55:54 > 0:55:57And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

0:55:57 > 0:56:01Are closing in to seal your doom

0:56:01 > 0:56:05And though you fight to stay alive

0:56:05 > 0:56:09Your body starts to shiver

0:56:09 > 0:56:13For no mere mortal can resist

0:56:13 > 0:56:18The evil of the thriller!

0:57:56 > 0:57:59# Cos this is thriller!

0:57:59 > 0:58:01# Thriller night

0:58:01 > 0:58:04# And no-one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike

0:58:04 > 0:58:07# You know it's thriller!

0:58:07 > 0:58:09# Thriller night

0:58:09 > 0:58:13# You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller

0:58:13 > 0:58:17# Thriller, thriller night

0:58:17 > 0:58:22# Cos I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try

0:58:22 > 0:58:25- # Woo-hoo!- Thriller night

0:58:25 > 0:58:29# So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller

0:58:29 > 0:58:33# Killer, thriller, here tonight!

0:58:33 > 0:58:38# Cos this is thriller thriller night

0:58:38 > 0:58:42# Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost could ever dare try

0:58:42 > 0:58:46- # Woo-hoo!- Thriller night

0:58:46 > 0:58:51# So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller... #

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