0:00:23 > 0:00:25Right, settle down now and concentrate
0:00:25 > 0:00:27or you'll all be kept in after the show.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32My name's Mr Radcliffe, head of the pop department.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34And this is the School Days module.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37First though, here are The Jackson 5 in the school gymnasium
0:00:37 > 0:00:39modelling the new uniform options.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# A-ba-ba-ba-ba bah!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47# You went to school to learn, girl
0:00:47 > 0:00:49# Things you never knew before
0:00:49 > 0:00:51# Like I before E except after C
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# And why two plus two make four Now, now, now
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# I'm gonna teach you, Teach you, teach you
0:00:57 > 0:00:58# All about love, yeah
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# Sit yourself down, take a seat
0:01:01 > 0:01:03# All you gotta do Is repeat after me
0:01:03 > 0:01:07# A-B-C It's easy as 1-2-3
0:01:07 > 0:01:09# As simple as do-re-mi
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# A-B-C, 1-2-3 Baby, you and me, girl
0:01:12 > 0:01:16# A-B-C, easy as 1-2-3
0:01:16 > 0:01:18# As simple as do-re-mi
0:01:18 > 0:01:21# A-B-C, that's how easy love can be
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Sit down, girl
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# I think I love ya?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# No, get up, girl
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# Show me what you can do
0:01:35 > 0:01:37# Shake it, shake it, baby Come on now
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# Shake it, shake it, baby, Oooh, oooh
0:01:39 > 0:01:41# Shake it, shake it, baby, yeah
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# 1-2-3, baby, oooh oooh
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# A-B-C baby, ah, ah
0:01:45 > 0:01:48# Do-re-mi, baby, ho
0:01:48 > 0:01:50# That's how easy love can be
0:01:50 > 0:01:52# A-B-C, it's easy
0:01:52 > 0:01:54# It's like counting up to three
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# Singing simple melodies
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# That's how easy love can be
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# Teacher's gonna teach you How to sing it out, sing it out
0:02:01 > 0:02:04# Sing it out, baby
0:02:04 > 0:02:05# A-B-C
0:02:05 > 0:02:08# Counting up to three
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# Simple melodies
0:02:10 > 0:02:12# That's how easy love can be! #
0:02:12 > 0:02:17The Jackson 5 with a rudimentary English language exercise.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22And now here's some of those scary big boys from the rough school on the estate.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Keep your distance, girls.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I wouldn't dance as close as that if I were you.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28That's not proper drumming, is it?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32# Well, we got no choice
0:02:33 > 0:02:35# All the girls and boys
0:02:37 > 0:02:39# Makin' all that noise
0:02:39 > 0:02:43# Cos they found new toys
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# Yeah, we can't salute ya Can't find a flag
0:02:48 > 0:02:51# If that don't suit ya That's a drag
0:02:51 > 0:02:56# School's out for summer
0:02:59 > 0:03:03# School's out for ever
0:03:06 > 0:03:10# School's been blown to pieces
0:03:20 > 0:03:24# No more pencils
0:03:24 > 0:03:27# No more books
0:03:27 > 0:03:31# No more teacher's
0:03:31 > 0:03:34# Dirty looks
0:03:48 > 0:03:51# Well, we got no class
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# And we got no principles
0:03:56 > 0:03:58# And we got no innocence
0:03:59 > 0:04:02# We can't even think of a word that rhymes
0:04:03 > 0:04:08# School's out for summer
0:04:10 > 0:04:15# School's out for ever
0:04:17 > 0:04:23# My school's been blown to pieces
0:04:25 > 0:04:28# No more pencils
0:04:28 > 0:04:32# No more books
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# No more teacher's
0:04:35 > 0:04:39# Dirty looks
0:04:39 > 0:04:42# Out for summer
0:04:42 > 0:04:46# Out till fall
0:04:46 > 0:04:49# We might not go
0:04:49 > 0:04:53# Back at all
0:04:53 > 0:04:57# School's out for ever
0:05:00 > 0:05:04# School's out for summer
0:05:07 > 0:05:12# School's out completely... #
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Alice Cooper and his band, who, by the looks of it,
0:05:14 > 0:05:16have come straight from a production of The Mikado
0:05:16 > 0:05:18and haven't had time to get changed.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22Gritty inner-city realism with The Floyd now.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25So, kids, you don't need no education, eh?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Well, have it your own way. But don't come crying to me
0:05:28 > 0:05:31when your career options turn out to be very limited.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35# We don't need no education
0:05:39 > 0:05:44# We don't need no thought control
0:05:49 > 0:05:53# No dark sarcasm in the classroom
0:05:57 > 0:06:02# Teacher, leave them kids alone
0:06:08 > 0:06:13# Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!
0:06:17 > 0:06:22# All in all, it's just Another brick in the wall
0:06:26 > 0:06:31# All in all, you're just Another brick in the wall
0:06:35 > 0:06:39CHILDREN: We don't need no education
0:06:44 > 0:06:49# We don't need no thought control
0:06:53 > 0:06:58# No dark sarcasm in the classroom
0:07:02 > 0:07:07# Teachers leave them kids alone
0:07:13 > 0:07:18# Hey! Teacher! Leave us kids alone!
0:07:21 > 0:07:26# All in all you're just Another brick in the wall
0:07:30 > 0:07:36# All in all you're just Another brick in the wall. #
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Is David Gilmour the best lead guitarist ever? Discuss.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Essays in by next Monday, please.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Prize-giving now and here's our guest speaker, Mr Johnny Nash.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Ooh! He's made an effort, hasn't he? Very smart.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Pity they didn't have that suit in his size.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08# Don't know much about history
0:08:08 > 0:08:11# Don't know much about biology
0:08:11 > 0:08:15# Don't know much About a science book
0:08:16 > 0:08:19# Don't know much about The French I took
0:08:19 > 0:08:23# But I do know that I love you
0:08:23 > 0:08:26# And I know that if you love me too
0:08:26 > 0:08:29# What a wonderful world This would be
0:08:30 > 0:08:34# Don't know much about geography
0:08:34 > 0:08:38# Don't know much trigonometry
0:08:38 > 0:08:41# Don't know much about algebra
0:08:42 > 0:08:45# Don't know what a slide rule is for
0:08:45 > 0:08:49# But I do know one and one is two
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# And if this one could be with you
0:08:52 > 0:08:56# What a wonderful world This would be
0:08:56 > 0:09:00# Now, I don't claim To be an A student
0:09:00 > 0:09:04# But I'm trying to be
0:09:04 > 0:09:08# Cos maybe By being an A student, baby
0:09:08 > 0:09:12# I can win your love for me
0:09:12 > 0:09:16# Don't know much about history
0:09:16 > 0:09:20# Don't know much about biology
0:09:20 > 0:09:23# Don't know much About the science book
0:09:23 > 0:09:27# Don't know much about The French I took
0:09:27 > 0:09:31# But I do know that I love you
0:09:31 > 0:09:34# And I know that if you love me too
0:09:34 > 0:09:38# What a wonderful world This would be
0:09:38 > 0:09:39# Yes, it would!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43# La-da-da-da-daa
0:09:45 > 0:09:49# La-da la-daa
0:09:49 > 0:09:51# Yeah
0:09:53 > 0:09:57# But I do know that I love you
0:09:57 > 0:10:00# And I know that if you love me too
0:10:00 > 0:10:04# What a wonderful world This would be
0:10:10 > 0:10:11# Oh, yeah
0:10:17 > 0:10:19# Sing la-da-da-da
0:10:21 > 0:10:23# La-da-la-daa!
0:10:25 > 0:10:26# La-da
0:10:26 > 0:10:30# La-daaa, yeah
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# What a wonderful world
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# What a wonderful world
0:10:40 > 0:10:43# La-da la-da-da-da-da-daaaa
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Oh, la-da-da-da-da
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# La-da-da-da-da-daaaa
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# Yeah, yeah. #
0:10:49 > 0:10:50APPLAUSE
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Classic song written by the great Sam Cooke, Wonderful World.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57OK, time to showcase some of our junior talent now.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Wow! That's a week's pocket money gone on hair gel alone.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02# Her voice has echoed in my mind
0:11:02 > 0:11:06# I count the days till she is mine
0:11:09 > 0:11:12# I can't tell my friends Cos they will laugh
0:11:12 > 0:11:15# I love a member of the staff
0:11:18 > 0:11:20# And I fought my way To front of class
0:11:20 > 0:11:24# To get the best view of her ass
0:11:27 > 0:11:29# I drop a pencil on the floor
0:11:29 > 0:11:33# She bends down and shows me more
0:11:33 > 0:11:37ALL: # That's what I go to school for
0:11:37 > 0:11:39# Even though it is a real bore
0:11:39 > 0:11:41# You can call me crazy
0:11:41 > 0:11:43# But I know that she craves me
0:11:43 > 0:11:46# That's what I go to school for
0:11:46 > 0:11:48# Even though it is a real bore
0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Girlfriends, I've had plenty
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# But none like Miss McKenzie
0:11:52 > 0:11:56# That's what I go to school for
0:11:57 > 0:12:00# That's what I go to school for
0:12:03 > 0:12:05# So she may be 33
0:12:05 > 0:12:09# But that doesn't bother me
0:12:12 > 0:12:14# Her boyfriend's Working out of town
0:12:14 > 0:12:18# I find a reason to go round
0:12:21 > 0:12:23# I climb a tree outside her home
0:12:23 > 0:12:27# To make sure that she's alone
0:12:29 > 0:12:32# I see her in her underwear
0:12:32 > 0:12:37# I can't help but stop and stare
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# That's what I go to school for
0:12:39 > 0:12:41# Even though it is a real bore
0:12:41 > 0:12:44# You can call me crazy
0:12:44 > 0:12:46# But I know that she craves me
0:12:46 > 0:12:48# That's what I go to school for
0:12:48 > 0:12:51# Even though it is a real bore
0:12:51 > 0:12:53# Girlfriends, I've had plenty
0:12:53 > 0:12:55# But none like Miss McKenzie
0:12:55 > 0:12:59# That's what I go to school for
0:13:00 > 0:13:02# That's what I go to school for
0:13:02 > 0:13:03# Everyone that you teach all day
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# But you're looking at me in a different way
0:13:06 > 0:13:10# I guess, that's why My marks are getting so high
0:13:10 > 0:13:14# I can see those tell-tale signs Telling me that I was on your mind
0:13:14 > 0:13:16# I can see that you wanted more
0:13:16 > 0:13:20# When you told me that I'm what you go to school for
0:13:22 > 0:13:26# I'm what you go to school for
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# She's packed her bag it's in the trunk
0:13:30 > 0:13:35Looks like she picked herself a hunk
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Yeah, yeah
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# We dropped by school to say goodbye
0:13:39 > 0:13:44# My friends, they can't believe their eyes
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# That's what I go to school for
0:13:47 > 0:13:49# Even though it is a real bore
0:13:49 > 0:13:51# You can call me crazy
0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Cos I know that she craves me
0:13:54 > 0:13:56# That's what I go to school for
0:13:56 > 0:13:58# Even though it is a real bore
0:13:58 > 0:14:00# Girlfriends, I've had plenty
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# But none like Miss McKenzie
0:14:02 > 0:14:07# That's what I go to school for
0:14:07 > 0:14:12# That's what I go to school for. #
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Eyebrow ring? Report to my study after class, laddie!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Just say no.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Public service announcement time now with the Grange Hill crew.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Just Say No. To drugs.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Although saying no to mullets might have been an idea as well.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28# Say no
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# No
0:14:30 > 0:14:31# Just say no
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- # Just say no - No
0:14:33 > 0:14:36# Just say no
0:14:36 > 0:14:39# Don't act like a great big star
0:14:39 > 0:14:41# You can be a hero
0:14:41 > 0:14:43# Be who you are
0:14:43 > 0:14:44# Say no
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# No
0:14:46 > 0:14:47# Just say no
0:14:47 > 0:14:48# Just say no
0:14:48 > 0:14:49# No
0:14:49 > 0:14:52# Just say no
0:14:52 > 0:14:55# Don't listen, don't listen To anyone else
0:14:55 > 0:14:58# All you gotta do is be yourself
0:15:00 > 0:15:03# Don't listen, don't listen To anyone else
0:15:03 > 0:15:05# All you gotta do is be yourself
0:15:05 > 0:15:08# You've got everything inside of you
0:15:08 > 0:15:10# Have faith in yourself
0:15:10 > 0:15:13# Your dreams will come true
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- # Just say no - No
0:15:15 > 0:15:16# Just say no
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- # Just say no - No
0:15:19 > 0:15:21# Just say no
0:15:21 > 0:15:22# Just say no
0:15:22 > 0:15:23# No
0:15:23 > 0:15:25# Just say no
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- # Just say no - No
0:15:27 > 0:15:29# Just say no
0:16:04 > 0:16:06# So what was it made you do it?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08# You had no need
0:16:08 > 0:16:10# First a taste Then a craving
0:16:10 > 0:16:12# Then it turned to greed
0:16:12 > 0:16:16# Calling me your main man You didn't really understand
0:16:16 > 0:16:18# After all you did to me
0:16:18 > 0:16:20# You expected me to shake your hand No!
0:16:20 > 0:16:24# Don't listen, don't listen To anyone else
0:16:24 > 0:16:26# All you've got to do Is be yourself
0:16:28 > 0:16:32# Don't listen, don't listen To anyone else
0:16:32 > 0:16:33# All you've got to do Is be yourself
0:16:33 > 0:16:37# You've got everything inside of you
0:16:37 > 0:16:40# Have faith in yourself Your dreams will come true... #
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Sixth form larks with Madness next,
0:16:42 > 0:16:45who seem to have a very bad collective case of dandruff.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Can you all report to the nit nurse after this, you boys?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52# Naughty boys in nasty schools Headmasters breaking all the rules
0:16:52 > 0:16:55# Having fun and playing fools Smashing up the woodwork tools
0:16:55 > 0:16:58# All the teachers in the pub Passing round the ready-rub
0:16:58 > 0:17:02# Trying not to think of when The lunch-time bell will ring again
0:17:02 > 0:17:05# Oh, what fun we had! But did it really turn out bad?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08# All I learnt at school Was how to bend, not break the rules
0:17:08 > 0:17:11# Oh, what fun we had! But at the time it seemed so bad
0:17:11 > 0:17:15# Trying different ways To make a difference to the...
0:17:15 > 0:17:18# Headmaster's had enough today All the kids have gone away
0:17:18 > 0:17:20# Gone to fight with next-door's school
0:17:20 > 0:17:22# Every term, that is the rule
0:17:22 > 0:17:25# Sits alone and bends his cane Same old backsides again
0:17:25 > 0:17:27# All the small ones tell tall tales
0:17:27 > 0:17:28# Walking home and squashing snails
0:17:28 > 0:17:31# Oh, what fun we had! But did it really turn out bad?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35# All I learnt at school Was how to bend, not break the rules
0:17:35 > 0:17:38# Oh, what fun we had! But at the time it seemed so bad
0:17:38 > 0:17:42# Trying different ways To make a difference to the days... #
0:17:55 > 0:17:59# ..Lots of girls and lots of boys Lots of smells and lots of noise
0:17:59 > 0:18:02# Playing football in the park Kicking pushbikes after dark
0:18:02 > 0:18:05# Baggy trousers, dirty shirt Pulling hair and eating dirt
0:18:05 > 0:18:08# Teacher comes to break it up Back of the 'ead with a plastic cup
0:18:08 > 0:18:12# Oh, what fun we had! But did it really turn out bad?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15# All I learnt at school Was how to bend, not break the rules
0:18:15 > 0:18:18# Oh, what fun we had! But at the time it seemed so bad
0:18:18 > 0:18:23# Trying different ways To make a difference to the days... #
0:18:36 > 0:18:37# Baggy trousers
0:18:37 > 0:18:39# Baggy trousers
0:18:39 > 0:18:41# Baggy trousers
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Baggy trousers
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# Baggy trousers... #
0:18:47 > 0:18:51From Baggy Trousers to... Well, no trousers.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Please welcome new girl, Britney Spears.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Looks keen and fresh-faced, but there's something about her
0:18:56 > 0:18:58that makes me think she's going to be
0:18:58 > 0:19:00a disruptive influence on the other girls.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:19:02 > 0:19:04# Oh baby, baby... #
0:19:04 > 0:19:07And is that skirt regulation length(?)
0:19:07 > 0:19:09# ..Oh baby, baby
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# Oh baby, baby
0:19:15 > 0:19:18# How was I supposed to know...
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# ..That something wasn't right here?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25# Oh baby, baby
0:19:25 > 0:19:30# I shouldn't have let you go
0:19:30 > 0:19:33# And now you're out of sight, yeah
0:19:33 > 0:19:37# Show me how you want it to be
0:19:37 > 0:19:42# Tell me, baby Cos I need to know now
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Because
0:19:44 > 0:19:49# My loneliness is killing me And I
0:19:49 > 0:19:54# I must confess I still believe Still believe
0:19:54 > 0:19:58# When I'm not with you I lose my mind
0:19:58 > 0:20:02# Give me a sign
0:20:02 > 0:20:04# Hit me baby, one more time
0:20:04 > 0:20:12# Oh baby, baby The reason I breathe is you
0:20:12 > 0:20:14# Boy, you got me blinded
0:20:14 > 0:20:21# Oh, pretty baby There's nothing that I wouldn't do
0:20:21 > 0:20:25# It's not the way I planned it
0:20:25 > 0:20:29# Show me how you want it to be
0:20:29 > 0:20:33# Tell me, baby Cos I need to know now
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# Oh, because
0:20:35 > 0:20:40# My loneliness is killing me And I
0:20:40 > 0:20:45# I must confess I still believe Still believe
0:20:45 > 0:20:49# When I'm not with you I lose my mind
0:20:49 > 0:20:53# Give me a sign
0:20:53 > 0:20:56# Hit me baby, one more time
0:20:56 > 0:20:58# Oh baby, baby
0:21:00 > 0:21:03# Oh baby, baby
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# Yeah, yeah
0:21:06 > 0:21:12# Oh baby, baby How was I supposed to know?
0:21:17 > 0:21:25# Oh pretty baby I shouldn't have let you go
0:21:25 > 0:21:30# I must confess That my loneliness
0:21:30 > 0:21:34# Is killing me now
0:21:34 > 0:21:38# Don't you know, I still believe
0:21:38 > 0:21:45# That you will be here And give me a sign
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# Hit me baby, one more time
0:21:48 > 0:21:53# My loneliness is killing me And I
0:21:53 > 0:21:58# I must confess I still believe Still believe
0:21:58 > 0:22:02# When I'm not with you I lose my mind
0:22:02 > 0:22:08# Give me a sign Hit me baby, one more time
0:22:08 > 0:22:11# I must confess that my loneliness My loneliness is killing me
0:22:11 > 0:22:15# Is killing me now I must confess
0:22:15 > 0:22:19# Don't you know, I still believe I still believe
0:22:19 > 0:22:22# That you will be here
0:22:22 > 0:22:26# And give me a sign
0:22:26 > 0:22:29# Hit me baby, one more time. #
0:22:29 > 0:22:33- SCHOOL BELL RINGS - Very good, PE class. Now get changed. Latin in five minutes!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Now, this is what school uniforms should look like.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43Though I'm not sure that's an official school hat the drummer is wearing.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47And some of those haircuts look suspiciously close to being over the collar too.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50# ..Can anybody play?
0:22:50 > 0:22:55# When we were at school our games were simple
0:22:55 > 0:22:57# I played a janitor
0:22:57 > 0:22:58# You played a monitor
0:22:58 > 0:23:02# Then you played with older boys and prefects
0:23:02 > 0:23:06# What's the attraction in what they're doing?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08# Hey, Carrie Anne
0:23:08 > 0:23:13# What's your game now? Can anybody play?
0:23:13 > 0:23:16# Hey, Carrie Anne
0:23:16 > 0:23:21# What's your game now? Can anybody play?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25# You were always something special to me
0:23:25 > 0:23:28# Quite independent, never caring
0:23:28 > 0:23:32# You lost your charm as you were ageing
0:23:32 > 0:23:36# Where is your magic disappearing?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38# Hey, Carrie Anne
0:23:38 > 0:23:43# What's your game now? Can anybody play?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46# Hey, Carrie Anne
0:23:46 > 0:23:50# What's your game now? Can anybody play?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53# You're so
0:23:53 > 0:23:55# So like a woman to me
0:23:55 > 0:23:57# So like a woman to me
0:23:57 > 0:23:59# So
0:23:59 > 0:24:00# So
0:24:00 > 0:24:03# So like a woman to me
0:24:03 > 0:24:08# Like a woman to me
0:24:23 > 0:24:26# Hey, Carrie Anne
0:24:26 > 0:24:30# What's your game now? Can anybody play?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33# Hey, Carrie Anne
0:24:33 > 0:24:38# What's your game now? Can anybody play?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42# People live and learn but you're still learning
0:24:42 > 0:24:46# You use your mind and I'll be your teacher
0:24:46 > 0:24:50# When the lesson's over you'll be with me
0:24:50 > 0:24:53# Then I'll hear the other people saying
0:24:53 > 0:24:56# Hey, Carrie Anne
0:24:56 > 0:25:01# What's your game now? Can anybody play?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04# Hey, Carrie Anne
0:25:04 > 0:25:08# What's your game now? Can anybody play?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- # Carrie Anne - Carrie Anne
0:25:12 > 0:25:17# Carrie Anne... #
0:25:17 > 0:25:19APPLAUSE
0:25:19 > 0:25:20School trip time now,
0:25:20 > 0:25:23and here's Irene killing time before getting a hotdog,
0:25:23 > 0:25:26even though her mum made her a lovely packed lunch.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Phew! Kids...
0:25:27 > 0:25:29from Fame!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31# Baby, look at me
0:25:31 > 0:25:35# And tell me what you see
0:25:35 > 0:25:39# You ain't seen the best of me yet
0:25:39 > 0:25:43# Give me time I'll make you forget the rest
0:25:43 > 0:25:46# I got more in me
0:25:46 > 0:25:50# And you can set it free
0:25:50 > 0:25:53# I can catch the moon in my hands
0:25:53 > 0:25:56# Don't you know who I am?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58# Remember my name
0:25:58 > 0:25:59# Fame!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02# I'm gonna live for ever
0:26:02 > 0:26:05# I'm gonna learn how to fly
0:26:05 > 0:26:06# High!
0:26:06 > 0:26:09# I feel it coming together
0:26:09 > 0:26:12# People will see me and cry
0:26:12 > 0:26:14# Fame!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17# I'm gonna make it to heaven
0:26:17 > 0:26:20# Light up the sky like a flame
0:26:20 > 0:26:21# Fame!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24# I'm gonna live for ever
0:26:24 > 0:26:27# Baby, remember my name
0:26:27 > 0:26:28# Remember, remember
0:26:28 > 0:26:32# Remember, remember Remember, remember
0:26:32 > 0:26:34# Remember, remember
0:26:48 > 0:26:52# Baby, hold me tight
0:26:52 > 0:26:55# Cos you can make it right
0:26:55 > 0:26:59# You can shoot me straight to the top
0:26:59 > 0:27:04# Give me love and take all I got to give
0:27:04 > 0:27:07# Baby, I'll return
0:27:07 > 0:27:10# Too much is not enough
0:27:10 > 0:27:14# I can ride your heart till it breaks
0:27:14 > 0:27:18# Oh, I got what it takes
0:27:18 > 0:27:19# Fame!
0:27:19 > 0:27:23# I'm gonna live for ever... #
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I'm going to live for ever.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Baby, remember my name.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Fame - by Irene What's-her-face.
0:27:30 > 0:27:36Next, those nasty girls who were always smoking at the back of the school bus.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Just ignore them if they bother you.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51# Used to be a troublemaker
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# Hated home I was a sweet heart-breaker
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# And now I have my dream
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# I'm so rowdy for 18
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# Never read a single book
0:28:03 > 0:28:06# Hated home I'm done with dirty looks
0:28:06 > 0:28:09# But now I wanna live my life
0:28:09 > 0:28:13# There's a lot I've seen at 18
0:28:15 > 0:28:16# Oh, yeah
0:28:22 > 0:28:25# School days! School days!
0:28:25 > 0:28:28# I'm older now and what will I find
0:28:28 > 0:28:31# But my school days! School days!
0:28:31 > 0:28:34# I'm starting to slip I'm losing my mind
0:28:50 > 0:28:53# Used to be the wild one
0:28:53 > 0:28:56# Hated class, only lived for fun
0:28:56 > 0:28:58# Used to be the wild one
0:28:58 > 0:29:02# It's the same when you're 18
0:29:02 > 0:29:05# Never made the honour roll
0:29:05 > 0:29:08# Hated rules that I was told
0:29:08 > 0:29:11# Now I am almost free
0:29:11 > 0:29:14# There's a lot I've seen at 18
0:29:16 > 0:29:18# Oh, yeah
0:29:24 > 0:29:27# School days! School days!
0:29:27 > 0:29:29# I'm older now and what will I find
0:29:29 > 0:29:33# But my school days! School days!
0:29:33 > 0:29:36# I'm starting to slip I'm losing my mind
0:29:36 > 0:29:39# School days! School days!
0:29:39 > 0:29:43# I'm older now and what will I find?
0:29:43 > 0:29:45# School days! School days!
0:29:45 > 0:29:48# I'm starting to slip I'm losing my mind. #
0:29:51 > 0:29:55- APPLAUSE - All right. Don't encourage them. They've enough attitude as it is.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57By way of contrast,
0:29:57 > 0:30:00some of the spotty guys from the science labs next.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04And the one with the pipe-cleaners for hair is HUGELY mistaken
0:30:04 > 0:30:09if he thinks girls are going to be impressed with his tambourines and comedy percussive banana,
0:30:09 > 0:30:12no matter how much effort he puts into shaking them.
0:30:12 > 0:30:13# Her name is Noelle
0:30:13 > 0:30:17# And I have a dream about her
0:30:17 > 0:30:18# She rings my bell
0:30:18 > 0:30:21# I got gym class in half an hour
0:30:21 > 0:30:23# Oh, how she rocks
0:30:23 > 0:30:26# In Keds and tube socks
0:30:26 > 0:30:29# But she doesn't know who I am
0:30:31 > 0:30:36# And she doesn't give a damn about me
0:30:36 > 0:30:40# Cos I'm just a teenage dirt-bag, baby
0:30:40 > 0:30:46# Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirt-bag, baby
0:30:46 > 0:30:52# Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
0:30:52 > 0:30:54# Ooh-hoo
0:31:06 > 0:31:08# Her boyfriend's a ...
0:31:08 > 0:31:12# And he brings a ... to school
0:31:12 > 0:31:16# And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
0:31:16 > 0:31:18# He lives on my block
0:31:18 > 0:31:21# And he drives an IROC
0:31:21 > 0:31:24# But he doesn't know who I am
0:31:26 > 0:31:31# And he doesn't give a damn about me
0:31:31 > 0:31:36# Cos I'm just a teenage dirt-bag, baby
0:31:36 > 0:31:40# Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirt-bag, baby
0:31:40 > 0:31:47# Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
0:31:47 > 0:31:49# Ooh-hoo
0:31:53 > 0:31:58# Oh, yeah, dirt-bag
0:31:59 > 0:32:02# No, she doesn't know what she's missing
0:32:03 > 0:32:08# Oh, yeah, dirt-bag
0:32:08 > 0:32:12# No, she doesn't know what she's missing... #
0:32:14 > 0:32:16OK, so listen up.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19I need some frogs up here, please. Immediately.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Come on! Come on, let's go.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26I think... Yeah, that's cool. That's cool.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31OK. Good, good, good. Good.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36OK. Are you ready to sing?
0:32:37 > 0:32:38Wow!
0:32:38 > 0:32:42You've brought your evening dress.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45# ..Man, I feel like mould
0:32:45 > 0:32:49# It's prom night and I am lonely Lo and behold
0:32:49 > 0:32:54# She's walking over to me This must be fake
0:32:54 > 0:32:57# My lip starts to shake
0:32:57 > 0:33:01# And how does she know who I am?
0:33:01 > 0:33:09# And why does she give a damn about me? #
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Prom night with Wheatus,
0:33:12 > 0:33:15complete with irritating comedy frog.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Rural Ireland is our next port of call,
0:33:18 > 0:33:22and much angst in evidence in a poorly attended class in the village school room.
0:33:31 > 0:33:36The bloke in the red suit now trains dogs, like that Toto on Over The Rainbow on telly, you know.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38No, really, he does!
0:33:39 > 0:33:45# The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload
0:33:46 > 0:33:49# And nobody's gonna go to school today
0:33:49 > 0:33:52# She's gonna make them stay at home
0:33:53 > 0:33:56# And Daddy doesn't understand it
0:33:56 > 0:33:59# He always said she was good as gold
0:33:59 > 0:34:02# And he can see no reasons
0:34:02 > 0:34:03# Cos there are no reasons
0:34:03 > 0:34:08# What reason do you need to be sho-o-o-own?
0:34:08 > 0:34:12- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:34:12 > 0:34:15- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:34:18 > 0:34:26# I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down
0:34:32 > 0:34:35# The Telex machine is kept so clean
0:34:35 > 0:34:38# And it types to a waiting world
0:34:38 > 0:34:40# And Mother feels so shocked
0:34:40 > 0:34:42# Father's world is rocked
0:34:42 > 0:34:45# And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
0:34:45 > 0:34:48# Sweet 16, ain't that peachy keen?
0:34:48 > 0:34:51# Now that ain't so neat To admit defeat
0:34:51 > 0:34:55# They can see no reasons Cos there are no reasons
0:34:55 > 0:34:58# What reasons do you need?
0:34:58 > 0:35:00# Oh, oh, oh, oh
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:35:03 > 0:35:07- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:35:07 > 0:35:10- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:35:10 > 0:35:18# I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down
0:35:18 > 0:35:20# Down, down Shoot it all down
0:35:36 > 0:35:40# And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
0:35:40 > 0:35:43# She wants to play with the toys a while
0:35:43 > 0:35:47# And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
0:35:47 > 0:35:50# And the lesson today is how to die!
0:35:50 > 0:35:54# And then the bullhorn crackles And the captain tackles
0:35:54 > 0:35:59# With the problems of the hows and whys
0:35:59 > 0:36:01# And he can see no reasons Cos there are no reasons
0:36:01 > 0:36:07# What reason do you need to die, die? Oh, oh, oh
0:36:07 > 0:36:11- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:36:11 > 0:36:14- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:36:14 > 0:36:17- # Tell me why - I don't like, I don't like
0:36:17 > 0:36:21- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:36:21 > 0:36:24- # Tell me why - I don't like, I don't like
0:36:24 > 0:36:27- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:36:27 > 0:36:31- # Tell me why - I don't like Mondays
0:36:31 > 0:36:41# I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down
0:36:42 > 0:36:44# Ooh-ooh-ooh
0:36:44 > 0:36:46# Ooh-ooh-ooh
0:36:46 > 0:36:48# Ooh-oo-oo-ooh
0:36:48 > 0:36:49# Ooh-ooh... #
0:36:49 > 0:36:55I think someone had left the coat hanger in that blue jersey Bob was wearing back there.
0:36:55 > 0:36:59Mick Jagger's got an awful lot to answer for, hasn't he?
0:36:59 > 0:37:03More rough boys now. Keep your hands on your tuck shop money.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06# Sup up your beer and collect your fags
0:37:06 > 0:37:09# There's a row going on down near Slough
0:37:09 > 0:37:12# Get out your mat and pray to the West
0:37:12 > 0:37:15# I'll get out mine and pray for myself
0:37:16 > 0:37:20# Thought you were smart when you took them on
0:37:20 > 0:37:23# But you didn't take a peep in their artillery room
0:37:23 > 0:37:25# All that rugby puts hairs on your chest
0:37:25 > 0:37:29# What chance have you got against a tie and a crest?
0:37:30 > 0:37:36# Hello, hooray, what a nice day for the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
0:37:36 > 0:37:40# Hello, hooray I hope rain stops play
0:37:40 > 0:37:43# For the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
0:37:45 > 0:37:48# Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse
0:37:48 > 0:37:52# Tore down the House of Commons in your brand-new shoes
0:37:52 > 0:37:54# Composed a revolutionary symphony
0:37:54 > 0:37:58# Then went to bed with a charming young thing
0:37:59 > 0:38:02# Hello, hooray Cheers then, mate
0:38:02 > 0:38:05# It's the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
0:38:05 > 0:38:08# Hello, hooray, an extremist scrape
0:38:08 > 0:38:12# With the Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles
0:38:15 > 0:38:18# What a catalyst you turned out to be
0:38:18 > 0:38:22# Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea
0:38:22 > 0:38:25# Left me standing like a guilty schoolboy
0:38:47 > 0:38:50# What a catalyst you turned out to be
0:38:50 > 0:38:54# Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea
0:38:54 > 0:38:57# Left me standing like a naughty schoolboy
0:39:01 > 0:39:04# We came out of it naturally the worst
0:39:04 > 0:39:07# Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt
0:39:07 > 0:39:09# We were no match for their untamed wit
0:39:09 > 0:39:13# Though some of the lads said they'd be back next week... #
0:39:13 > 0:39:15One of David Cameron's favourite records, that.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18I'm sure Paul Weller was thrilled(!)
0:39:18 > 0:39:21And if they restaged that today, defence cuts would mean
0:39:21 > 0:39:24there'd only be two blokes in Guards' jackets, and not four.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28Meanwhile, at an exclusive Swedish boarding school - with small class sizes, evidently...
0:39:28 > 0:39:32# Everybody screamed
0:39:32 > 0:39:35# When I kissed the teacher
0:39:36 > 0:39:39# And they must have thought they dreamed
0:39:39 > 0:39:41# When I kissed the teacher
0:39:41 > 0:39:44# All my friends at school
0:39:44 > 0:39:51# They had never seen the teacher blush - he looked like a fool
0:39:51 > 0:39:56# Nearly petrified cos he was taken by surprise
0:39:56 > 0:40:00# When I kissed the teacher
0:40:00 > 0:40:04# Couldn't quite believe his eyes
0:40:04 > 0:40:06# When I kissed the teacher
0:40:06 > 0:40:09# My whole class went wild
0:40:09 > 0:40:12# As I held my breath the world stood still
0:40:12 > 0:40:16# But then he just smiled
0:40:16 > 0:40:22# I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher
0:40:22 > 0:40:25# One of these days
0:40:25 > 0:40:31# Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
0:40:32 > 0:40:35# One of these days
0:40:35 > 0:40:40# Gonna show him I care gonna teach him a lesson all right
0:40:40 > 0:40:43# I was in a trance
0:40:43 > 0:40:47# When I kissed the teacher
0:40:47 > 0:40:50# Suddenly I took the chance
0:40:50 > 0:40:53# When I kissed the teacher
0:40:53 > 0:40:56# Leaning over me
0:40:56 > 0:41:02# He was trying to explain the laws of geometry
0:41:02 > 0:41:05# And I couldn't help it
0:41:05 > 0:41:08# I just had to kiss the teacher
0:41:09 > 0:41:12# One of these days
0:41:12 > 0:41:17# Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
0:41:19 > 0:41:21# One of these days
0:41:21 > 0:41:27# Gonna show him I care gonna teach him a lesson all right
0:41:27 > 0:41:30# What a crazy day
0:41:30 > 0:41:33# When I kissed the teacher
0:41:33 > 0:41:36# All my sense had flown away
0:41:36 > 0:41:39# When I kissed the teacher
0:41:39 > 0:41:42# My whole class went wild
0:41:42 > 0:41:45# As I held my breath the world stood still
0:41:45 > 0:41:48# But then he just smiled
0:41:48 > 0:41:56# I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher
0:41:56 > 0:41:59# (I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
0:41:59 > 0:42:04# When I kissed the teacher (I wanna hug, hug him)
0:42:04 > 0:42:09# When I kissed the teacher (I wanna hug, hug...) #
0:42:09 > 0:42:12Not obvious heartthrob material, this teacher!
0:42:12 > 0:42:15But then she's always had unusual taste, the blonde one!
0:42:15 > 0:42:18And how old were ABBA to still be at school?
0:42:18 > 0:42:21Pop geniuses, for sure but apparently a bit thick academically.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Kindergarten concert time now. Tissues at the ready.
0:42:27 > 0:42:31# Grandma, we love you
0:42:31 > 0:42:34# Grandma we do
0:42:34 > 0:42:38# Though you may be far away
0:42:38 > 0:42:41# We think of you
0:42:41 > 0:42:45# There's no one quite like Grandma
0:42:45 > 0:42:48# And I know you will agree
0:42:48 > 0:42:52# That she always is a friend to you
0:42:52 > 0:42:55# And she's a friend to me
0:42:55 > 0:42:59# There's no one quite like Grandma
0:42:59 > 0:43:03# She's there in times of need
0:43:03 > 0:43:06# Before it's bedtime on her knee
0:43:06 > 0:43:10# To us a book she'll read
0:43:10 > 0:43:13# Grandma, we love you
0:43:13 > 0:43:17# Grandma we do
0:43:17 > 0:43:20# Though you may be far away
0:43:20 > 0:43:24# We think of you
0:43:24 > 0:43:27# And one day when we're older
0:43:27 > 0:43:31# We'll look back and say
0:43:31 > 0:43:34# There's no one quite like Grandma
0:43:34 > 0:43:38# She has helped us on our way
0:43:38 > 0:43:41# Grandma, we love you
0:43:41 > 0:43:45# Grandma we do
0:43:45 > 0:43:49# Grandma, we love you
0:43:49 > 0:43:52# Grandma, we do
0:43:52 > 0:43:55# There's no one quite like Grandma
0:43:55 > 0:43:59# A love we always share
0:43:59 > 0:44:03# At party time and Christmas too
0:44:03 > 0:44:06# We know that she'll be there
0:44:06 > 0:44:10# There's no one quite like Grandma
0:44:10 > 0:44:13# She always has a smile
0:44:13 > 0:44:17# She never hurries us along
0:44:17 > 0:44:20# But stays a little while
0:44:20 > 0:44:24# Grandma, we love you
0:44:24 > 0:44:27# Grandma, we do
0:44:27 > 0:44:31# Though you may be far away
0:44:31 > 0:44:34# We think of you
0:44:34 > 0:44:38# And one day when we're older
0:44:38 > 0:44:41# We'll look back and say
0:44:41 > 0:44:48# There's no one quite like Grandma She has helped us on our way
0:44:48 > 0:44:52# Grandma, we love you
0:44:52 > 0:44:55# Grandma, we do
0:44:55 > 0:44:59# Grandma we love you... #
0:44:59 > 0:45:02Aw, bless. You wouldn't want to have to get a brush through that hair
0:45:02 > 0:45:04before school every day though, would you?
0:45:04 > 0:45:07There's no-one quite like grandma.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10Well, except granddad who is broadly similar.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12Here comes those cheeky chaps from the Fifth Form now.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16He's cocky that Sharkey lad but there's something about him I like.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Could do with a decent school dinner inside him, mind.
0:45:19 > 0:45:21# Now I've got a cousin called Kevin
0:45:21 > 0:45:24# He's sure to go to heaven
0:45:24 > 0:45:28# Always spotless clean and neat
0:45:28 > 0:45:30# The smoothest you can get them
0:45:30 > 0:45:33# He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
0:45:33 > 0:45:36# My ma said they cost a packet
0:45:36 > 0:45:39# She won't even let me explain
0:45:39 > 0:45:42# That me and Kevin were just not the same
0:45:42 > 0:45:45# Oh my perfect cousin
0:45:45 > 0:45:48# What I like to do he doesn't
0:45:48 > 0:45:51# He's his family's pride and joy
0:45:51 > 0:45:55# His mother's little golden boy
0:45:56 > 0:45:59# He's gotta degree in economics
0:45:59 > 0:46:02# Maths, physics and bionics
0:46:02 > 0:46:05# He thinks that I'm a cabbage
0:46:05 > 0:46:08# Cos I hate University Challenge
0:46:08 > 0:46:11# Even at the age of ten
0:46:11 > 0:46:14# Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then
0:46:14 > 0:46:17# He always beat me at Subbuteo
0:46:17 > 0:46:20# Cos he flicked the kick And I didn't know
0:46:20 > 0:46:22# Oh my perfect cousin
0:46:22 > 0:46:25# What I like to do he doesn't
0:46:25 > 0:46:29# He's his family's pride and joy
0:46:29 > 0:46:32# His mother's little golden boy
0:46:52 > 0:46:54# His mother bought him a synthesizer
0:46:54 > 0:46:57# Got the Human League in to advise her
0:46:57 > 0:47:01# Now he's making lots of noise
0:47:01 > 0:47:04# Playing along with the art school boys
0:47:04 > 0:47:07# Girls try to attract his attention
0:47:07 > 0:47:10# But what a shame it's in vain Total rejection
0:47:10 > 0:47:13# He will never be left on the shelf
0:47:13 > 0:47:16# Cos Kevin he's in love with himself
0:47:16 > 0:47:19# Oh my perfect cousin
0:47:19 > 0:47:22# What I like to do he doesn't
0:47:22 > 0:47:25# He's his family's pride and joy
0:47:25 > 0:47:28# His mother's little golden boy. #
0:47:30 > 0:47:35Here's someone who's put more effort into her outfit than Feargal Sharkey.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37We're on a cheerleading and marching band kick here.
0:47:37 > 0:47:43You normally see them at big games of American football or, as we call it, catch.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45# Uh huh, this is my shush
0:47:45 > 0:47:47# All the girls stomp your feet like this
0:47:47 > 0:47:49# A few times I've been around that track
0:47:49 > 0:47:51# So it's not just gonna happen like that
0:47:51 > 0:47:54# Because I ain't no hollaback girl
0:47:54 > 0:47:56# I ain't no hollaback girl
0:47:56 > 0:47:58# A few times I've been around that track
0:47:58 > 0:48:00# So it's not just gonna happen like that
0:48:00 > 0:48:02# Because I ain't no hollaback girl
0:48:02 > 0:48:05# I ain't no hollaback girl
0:48:05 > 0:48:09# Ooooh ooh, this my shush, this is my shush
0:48:09 > 0:48:13# Ooooh ooh, this my shush, this is my shush
0:48:13 > 0:48:15# I heard that you were talking
0:48:15 > 0:48:18# And you didn't think that I would hear it
0:48:18 > 0:48:20# People hear you talking like that
0:48:20 > 0:48:22# Getting everybody fired up
0:48:22 > 0:48:24# So I'm ready to attack gonna lead the pack
0:48:24 > 0:48:27# Gonna get a touchdown gonna take you out
0:48:27 > 0:48:29# That's right put your pom-poms down
0:48:29 > 0:48:31# Getting everybody fired up
0:48:31 > 0:48:33# A few times I've been around that track
0:48:33 > 0:48:35# So it's not just gonna happen like that
0:48:35 > 0:48:37# Because I ain't no hollaback girl
0:48:37 > 0:48:40# I ain't no hollaback girl
0:48:40 > 0:48:42# A few times I've been around that track
0:48:42 > 0:48:44# So it's not just gonna happen like that
0:48:44 > 0:48:46# Because I ain't no hollaback girl
0:48:46 > 0:48:48# I ain't no hollaback girl
0:48:48 > 0:48:52# Ooooh ooh, this is my shush this is my shush
0:48:52 > 0:48:57# Ooooh ooh, this my ooh this is my ooh
0:48:57 > 0:49:01# Ooooh ooh, this my oh this is my oh!
0:49:01 > 0:49:05# Ooooh ooh, this my ah this is my ah!
0:49:05 > 0:49:08# So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
0:49:08 > 0:49:10# No principals, no student teachers
0:49:10 > 0:49:12# Both of us want to be the winner
0:49:12 > 0:49:14# But there can only be one
0:49:14 > 0:49:17# So I'm gonna fight gonna give it my all
0:49:17 > 0:49:19# Gonna make you fall gonna sock it to you
0:49:19 > 0:49:21# That's right I'm the last one standing
0:49:21 > 0:49:23# Another one bites the dust
0:49:23 > 0:49:25# A few times I've been around that track
0:49:25 > 0:49:28# So it's not just gonna happen like that
0:49:28 > 0:49:30# Because I ain't no hollaback girl
0:49:30 > 0:49:32# I ain't no hollaback girl
0:49:32 > 0:49:34# A few times I've been around that track
0:49:34 > 0:49:36# So it's not just gonna happen like that
0:49:36 > 0:49:38# Because I ain't no hollaback girl
0:49:38 > 0:49:41# I ain't no hollaback girl
0:49:41 > 0:49:45# Ooooh ooh, this is my shush this is my shush
0:49:45 > 0:49:50# Ooooh ooh, this is my shush Let me hear you say
0:49:50 > 0:49:51# This is bananas
0:49:51 > 0:49:56# B-A-N-A-N-A-S (is bananas)
0:49:56 > 0:49:58# (B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
0:49:58 > 0:50:00# Is bananas
0:50:00 > 0:50:05# B-A-N-A-N-A-S (This shush is bananas)
0:50:05 > 0:50:07# (B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
0:50:07 > 0:50:09# A few times I've been around that track
0:50:09 > 0:50:11# So it's not just gonna happen like that
0:50:11 > 0:50:13# Because I ain't no hollaback girl
0:50:13 > 0:50:16# I ain't no hollaback girl
0:50:16 > 0:50:18# A few times I've been around that track
0:50:18 > 0:50:20# So it's not just gonna happen like that
0:50:20 > 0:50:22# Because I ain't no hollaback girl
0:50:22 > 0:50:24# I ain't no hollaback girl
0:50:24 > 0:50:28# Ooooh ooh, this is my shush this is my shush
0:50:28 > 0:50:33# Ooooh ooh, this is my urgh this is my urgh!
0:50:33 > 0:50:37# Ooooh ooh, this is my shush this is my shush
0:50:37 > 0:50:42# # Ooooh ooh, this is my this is my... #
0:50:42 > 0:50:46Right, very good. All back on the big yellow bus now, please!
0:50:46 > 0:50:50And here's our trendy new teacher Mr Sting and his thoughts on
0:50:50 > 0:50:54the teacher being the subject of schoolgirl fantasy.
0:50:54 > 0:50:57# She wants him so badly
0:50:57 > 0:51:00# Knows what she wants to be
0:51:00 > 0:51:04# Inside her there's longing
0:51:04 > 0:51:07# This girl's an open page
0:51:07 > 0:51:13# Book marking - she's so close now This girl is half his age
0:51:13 > 0:51:20# Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me
0:51:20 > 0:51:27# Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me
0:51:28 > 0:51:35# Her friends are so jealous You know how bad girls get
0:51:35 > 0:51:38# Sometimes it's not so easy
0:51:38 > 0:51:41# To be the teacher's pet
0:51:41 > 0:51:48# Temptation, frustration So bad it makes him cry
0:51:48 > 0:51:52# Wet bus stop, she's waiting
0:51:52 > 0:51:55# His car is warm and dry
0:51:55 > 0:51:58# Don't stand, don't stand so
0:51:58 > 0:52:02# Don't stand so close to me
0:52:02 > 0:52:05# Don't stand, don't stand so
0:52:05 > 0:52:08# Don't stand so close to me
0:52:10 > 0:52:13# Loose talk in the classroom
0:52:13 > 0:52:16# To hurt they try and try
0:52:16 > 0:52:20# Strong words in the staff room
0:52:20 > 0:52:23# The accusations fly
0:52:23 > 0:52:26# It's no use, he sees her
0:52:26 > 0:52:30# He starts to shake and cough
0:52:30 > 0:52:33# Just like the old man in
0:52:33 > 0:52:36# That book by Nabokov
0:52:37 > 0:52:39# Don't stand, don't stand so
0:52:39 > 0:52:43# Don't stand so close to me
0:52:43 > 0:52:46# Don't stand, don't stand so
0:52:46 > 0:52:49# Don't stand so close to me. #
0:52:49 > 0:52:53Ah, what the teachers get up to in the staff common room, eh?
0:52:53 > 0:52:57Paul Simon now, still crazily wearing his school cap after all these years.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00Thanks for making the effort to keep our theme going, Paul!
0:53:00 > 0:53:03I'm not sure about the whistling in this one, if I'm honest.
0:53:03 > 0:53:07# The mama pajama rolled out of bed and she ran to the police station
0:53:09 > 0:53:11# When the papa found out he began to shout
0:53:11 > 0:53:14# And he started the investigation
0:53:14 > 0:53:17# It's against the law
0:53:17 > 0:53:18# It was against the law
0:53:18 > 0:53:21# What the mama saw
0:53:21 > 0:53:24# It was against the law
0:53:24 > 0:53:28# The mama looks down and spits on the ground ev'ry time my name gets mentioned
0:53:30 > 0:53:35# The papa say, "Oy, if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention."
0:53:35 > 0:53:38# I'm on my way
0:53:38 > 0:53:40# I don't know where I'm goin'
0:53:40 > 0:53:42# I'm on my way
0:53:42 > 0:53:45# I'm takin' my time but I don't know where.
0:53:45 > 0:53:49# Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona
0:53:49 > 0:53:54# See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
0:53:54 > 0:53:58# See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
0:54:24 > 0:54:28# In a couple of days they come and take me away
0:54:28 > 0:54:30# But the press let the story leak
0:54:30 > 0:54:33# And when the radical priest come to get me released
0:54:33 > 0:54:36# We's all on the cover of Newsweek
0:54:36 > 0:54:41# Well, I'm on my way I don't know where I'm goin'
0:54:41 > 0:54:46# I'm on my way, I'm takin' my time but I don't know where
0:54:46 > 0:54:50# Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona
0:54:50 > 0:54:55# See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
0:54:56 > 0:54:59# See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard
0:55:00 > 0:55:05# See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard. #
0:55:22 > 0:55:26That was all very pleasant. Paul Simon getting the parents
0:55:26 > 0:55:28nodding along at the annual PTA dinner/dance.
0:55:28 > 0:55:32But look what was going on whilst mum and dad were out!
0:55:32 > 0:55:36# You ask you mom, "Please?" but she still says, "No!"
0:55:40 > 0:55:43# You missed two classes and no homework
0:55:46 > 0:55:50# But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk
0:55:53 > 0:55:55# You gotta fight
0:55:55 > 0:55:57# For your right
0:55:57 > 0:56:00# To party
0:56:05 > 0:56:08# Your pop's caught you smoking and he said, "No way!"
0:56:12 > 0:56:15# That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
0:56:19 > 0:56:23# Man, living at home is such a drag
0:56:26 > 0:56:30# Now your mom threw away your best porno mag
0:56:30 > 0:56:32(Busted!)
0:56:32 > 0:56:34# You gotta fight
0:56:34 > 0:56:36# For your right
0:56:36 > 0:56:40# To party
0:56:51 > 0:56:52# You gotta fight
0:57:05 > 0:57:09# Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
0:57:13 > 0:57:17# I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair
0:57:20 > 0:57:24# Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
0:57:27 > 0:57:31# Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys!
0:57:34 > 0:57:35# You gotta fight
0:57:35 > 0:57:37# For your right
0:57:37 > 0:57:41# To party! #
0:57:41 > 0:57:45Ah well, boys will be boys -
0:57:45 > 0:57:46especially beastie ones!
0:57:46 > 0:57:49Right, get this mess cleared up or you're all grounded for a month!
0:57:49 > 0:57:54OK, that's it. Hope you enjoyed it. If not, well, Must Do Better, eh?