0:00:19 > 0:00:20MARK RADCLIFFE: God rest ye, merry gentle people
0:00:20 > 0:00:23and welcome to a non-denominational carol service
0:00:23 > 0:00:26with seasonal songs from the humanist hymnbook of pop.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29And lo, let there be light with The Darkness.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Looks like Nessa from Gavin And Stacey on drums
0:00:32 > 0:00:34but I could be wrong.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Feigning joy and surprise
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# At the gifts we despise
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Over mulled wine
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# With you
0:00:46 > 0:00:47# On the twenty-fifth day
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Of the twelfth month
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# The sleigh bells are in time
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# Ringing true
0:00:57 > 0:00:59# How we cling each Noel
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# To that snowflake's hope in hell
0:01:01 > 0:01:05# That it won't end
0:01:05 > 0:01:08# Don't let the bells end
0:01:08 > 0:01:09# Christmas time
0:01:10 > 0:01:15# Just let them ring in peace
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# Well, the weather is cruel
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# And the season of Yule
0:01:31 > 0:01:32# Lifts the heart
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# But it still hurts
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# So that's why I pray each and every Christmas day
0:01:41 > 0:01:45# That it won't end
0:01:45 > 0:01:48# Don't let the bells end
0:01:48 > 0:01:51# Christmas time
0:01:51 > 0:01:55# Just let them ring in peace
0:01:55 > 0:01:57# Christmas time
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Don't let the bells end
0:02:00 > 0:02:03# Christmas time
0:02:03 > 0:02:06# Don't let the bells end
0:02:06 > 0:02:12# Curse underneath the mistletoe leaves when you're not here
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# You went away upon Boxing Day
0:02:14 > 0:02:18# Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Christmas time
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# Don't let the bells end
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# Christmas time
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# Don't let the bells end
0:02:52 > 0:02:55# Christmas time
0:02:55 > 0:02:57# Don't let the bells end
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# Christmas time, just let them ring in peace... #
0:03:02 > 0:03:04And there was our first children's choir of the night.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09OK, no show without punch and here's Lord Nod of Holdershire and Co.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Don the drummer's turn with the top hat here but, in return,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Noddy gets the band's only shirt.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Huzzah!
0:03:15 > 0:03:20# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
0:03:23 > 0:03:28# It's the time that every Santa has a ball
0:03:30 > 0:03:34# Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38# Does it ton-up on his sleigh?
0:03:38 > 0:03:43# Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:03:48 > 0:03:53# Everybody's having fun
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Look to the future now
0:03:56 > 0:04:04# It's only just begun
0:04:04 > 0:04:09# Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
0:04:11 > 0:04:16# Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22# Does your granny always tell you
0:04:22 > 0:04:26# That the old songs are the best?
0:04:26 > 0:04:31# Then she's up and rock 'n' rolling with the rest
0:04:33 > 0:04:34# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:04:37 > 0:04:41# Everybody's having fun
0:04:41 > 0:04:45# Look to the future now
0:04:45 > 0:04:50# It's only just begun
0:04:53 > 0:04:55# What will your daddy do
0:04:55 > 0:05:00# When he sees your momma kissing Santa Claus?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04# Aaah ah aaah aahh
0:05:04 > 0:05:09# Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
0:05:11 > 0:05:16# Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22# Do you ride on down the hillside
0:05:22 > 0:05:26# In a buggy you have made?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29# When you land upon your head
0:05:29 > 0:05:30# Then you've been slayed
0:05:32 > 0:05:37# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:05:37 > 0:05:41# Everybody's having fun
0:05:41 > 0:05:44# Look to the future now
0:05:44 > 0:05:51# It's only just begun
0:05:51 > 0:05:52# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:05:55 > 0:05:59# Everybody's having fun
0:05:59 > 0:06:03# Look to the future now
0:06:03 > 0:06:09# It's only just begun
0:06:09 > 0:06:11# So here it is, merry Christmas
0:06:13 > 0:06:16# Everybody's having fun
0:06:16 > 0:06:18# It's Christmas!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21# Look to the future now
0:06:21 > 0:06:24# It's only just begun. #
0:06:24 > 0:06:26So now we're well and truly in the party mood,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29but this is the stuff of nightmares.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33The only Christmas number one to feature Nosferatu the Vampire.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35There he is on the left. Pass the garlic.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37# Ba da da da
0:06:37 > 0:06:40# Ba da da da
0:06:40 > 0:06:43# Looking from a window above
0:06:43 > 0:06:47# It's like a story of love
0:06:47 > 0:06:50# Can you hear me?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# Came back only yesterday
0:06:53 > 0:06:56# Moving further away
0:06:56 > 0:07:00# Want you near me
0:07:00 > 0:07:05# All I needed was the love you gave
0:07:05 > 0:07:09# All I needed for another day
0:07:09 > 0:07:13# All I ever knew
0:07:13 > 0:07:15# Only you
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# Sometimes when I think of your name
0:07:22 > 0:07:26# And it's only a game
0:07:26 > 0:07:29# And I need you
0:07:29 > 0:07:32# Listening to the words that you say
0:07:32 > 0:07:35# Getting harder to stay
0:07:35 > 0:07:39# When I see you
0:07:39 > 0:07:44# All I needed was the love you gave
0:07:44 > 0:07:48# All I needed for another day
0:07:48 > 0:07:52# All I ever knew
0:07:52 > 0:07:54# Only you
0:07:58 > 0:07:59# Ba da ba da
0:07:59 > 0:08:03# Ba da da da
0:08:03 > 0:08:05# Ba da da da
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# Ba da da da
0:08:07 > 0:08:10# Ba da da da
0:08:10 > 0:08:13# Ba da
0:08:13 > 0:08:18# Ba da
0:08:18 > 0:08:22# All I needed was the love you gave
0:08:22 > 0:08:27# All I needed for another day
0:08:27 > 0:08:31# All I ever knew
0:08:31 > 0:08:33# Only you
0:08:36 > 0:08:40# This is gonna take a long time
0:08:40 > 0:08:43# And I wonder what's mine
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# Can't take no more
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# Wonder if you'll understand
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# It's just the touch of your hand
0:08:52 > 0:08:55# Behind a closed door
0:08:56 > 0:09:01# All I needed was the love you gave
0:09:01 > 0:09:05# All I needed for another day
0:09:05 > 0:09:06# All I ever knew
0:09:06 > 0:09:08# Only you. #
0:09:08 > 0:09:10It's OK, kids, they've gone, you can come out now.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Classic Ronettes homage next.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Dressing room redecorated? Check.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Basket of puppies? Check.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18She doesn't do stairs, remember?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20OK, Ms Carey. We're ready for you.
0:09:20 > 0:09:26# I don't want a lot for Christmas
0:09:26 > 0:09:30# There is just one thing I need
0:09:30 > 0:09:34# I don't care about the presents
0:09:34 > 0:09:37# Underneath the Christmas tree
0:09:37 > 0:09:42# I just want you for my own
0:09:42 > 0:09:46# More than you could ever know
0:09:46 > 0:09:52# Make my wish come true
0:09:52 > 0:09:55# All I want
0:09:55 > 0:09:59# For Christmas
0:09:59 > 0:10:03# Is
0:10:03 > 0:10:08# You
0:10:10 > 0:10:13# I don't want a lot for Christmas
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# There is just one thing I need
0:10:15 > 0:10:17# And I
0:10:17 > 0:10:20# Don't care about the presents
0:10:20 > 0:10:23# Underneath the Christmas tree
0:10:23 > 0:10:26# I don't need to hang my stocking
0:10:26 > 0:10:29# There upon the fireplace
0:10:29 > 0:10:32# Santa Claus won't make me happy
0:10:32 > 0:10:34# With a toy on Christmas Day
0:10:36 > 0:10:39# I just want you for my own
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# More than you could ever know
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Make my wish come true
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# All I want
0:10:47 > 0:10:51# For Christmas is you
0:10:51 > 0:10:55# You, baby
0:10:55 > 0:10:58# I won't ask for much this Christmas
0:10:58 > 0:11:00# I won't even wish for snow
0:11:00 > 0:11:02# And I
0:11:02 > 0:11:04# I just wanna keep on waiting
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Underneath the mistletoe
0:11:08 > 0:11:11# I won't make a list and send it
0:11:11 > 0:11:15# To the North Pole for Saint Nick
0:11:15 > 0:11:17# I won't even stay awake
0:11:17 > 0:11:20# To hear those magic reindeer click
0:11:20 > 0:11:23# Cos I just want you here tonight
0:11:23 > 0:11:27# Holding on to me so tight
0:11:27 > 0:11:30# What more can I do?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31# Oh, baby
0:11:31 > 0:11:33# All I want for Christmas
0:11:33 > 0:11:36# Is you
0:11:36 > 0:11:40# You, baby
0:11:40 > 0:11:43# All the lights are shining
0:11:43 > 0:11:46# So brightly everywhere
0:11:46 > 0:11:49# And the sound of children's
0:11:49 > 0:11:52# Laughter fills the air
0:11:52 > 0:11:56# And everyone is singing
0:11:56 > 0:11:59# I hear those sleigh bells ringing
0:11:59 > 0:12:00# Santa won't you bring me
0:12:00 > 0:12:01# The one I really need?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05# Won't you please bring my baby to me?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08# I don't want a lot for Christmas
0:12:08 > 0:12:12# This is all I'm asking for
0:12:12 > 0:12:15# I just wanna see my baby
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# Standing right outside my door
0:12:18 > 0:12:21# I just want you for my own
0:12:21 > 0:12:25# More than you could ever know
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# Make my wish come true
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Baby, all I want
0:12:29 > 0:12:34# For Christmas is you. #
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Peter Kay and the Two Ronnies on backing vocals there.
0:12:37 > 0:12:392 Unlimited next.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Now, have I got enough foil for the turkey?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44# Techno, techno, techno
0:12:49 > 0:12:51# Let me hear you say yeah!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# No, no
0:13:35 > 0:13:36# No, no, no, no
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# No, no, no, no
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# No, no, there's no limit!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# No, no
0:13:42 > 0:13:43# No, no, no, no
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# No, no, no, no
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# No, no, there's no limit!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52# No valley too deep
0:13:52 > 0:13:54# No mountain too high
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# No, no limits, won't give up the fight
0:13:57 > 0:14:01# We do what we want and we do it with pride
0:14:13 > 0:14:16# Let me hear you say yeah!
0:14:16 > 0:14:18# No, no, no, no, no
0:14:18 > 0:14:21# No, no, no
0:14:21 > 0:14:23# Techno, techno, techno
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# No, no, no, no
0:14:25 > 0:14:27# No, no, no
0:14:27 > 0:14:30# Come on, techno, techno, techno
0:14:57 > 0:14:59# No, no, no, no, no, no
0:14:59 > 0:15:01# No, no, no, no
0:15:01 > 0:15:03# No, no, there's no limit
0:15:03 > 0:15:06# No, no, no, no, no, no
0:15:06 > 0:15:08# No, no, no, no
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# No, no, there's no limit
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# No valley too deep, no mountain too high... #
0:15:16 > 0:15:182 Unlimited with a contubernium
0:15:18 > 0:15:20of oven-ready gladiators for no good reason.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22But, hey, it's Christmas.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Panto time now and over we go to the Lyceum Theatre in Crewe,
0:15:26 > 0:15:29where, in something of a coup for their production of Aladdin,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Boy George has agreed to play Widow Twanky.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35But first, as Buttons presumably, Paul Young.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37# It's Christmas time
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# There's no need to be afraid
0:15:43 > 0:15:46# At Christmas time
0:15:46 > 0:15:50# We let in light and we banish shade
0:15:52 > 0:15:57# And in our world of plenty
0:15:57 > 0:16:01# We can spread a smile of joy
0:16:01 > 0:16:04# Throw your arms around the world
0:16:04 > 0:16:07# At Christmas time
0:16:08 > 0:16:10# But say a prayer
0:16:13 > 0:16:16# Pray for the other ones
0:16:17 > 0:16:21# At Christmas time it's hard
0:16:21 > 0:16:25# But when you're having fun
0:16:25 > 0:16:30# There's a world outside your window
0:16:30 > 0:16:34# And it's a world of dread and fear
0:16:34 > 0:16:38# Where the only water flowing
0:16:38 > 0:16:42# Is the bitter sting of tears
0:16:42 > 0:16:47# And the Christmas bells that ring there
0:16:47 > 0:16:51# Are the clanging chimes of doom
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# Well, tonight thank God it's them
0:16:54 > 0:16:57# Instead of you
0:16:59 > 0:17:06# And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
0:17:08 > 0:17:13# The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
0:17:13 > 0:17:16# Oh-oah
0:17:16 > 0:17:20# Where nothing ever grows
0:17:20 > 0:17:24# No rain or rivers flow
0:17:24 > 0:17:27# Do they know
0:17:27 > 0:17:30# It's Christmas time at all?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35# Here's to you
0:17:35 > 0:17:37# Raise a glass for everyone
0:17:37 > 0:17:39# Here's to them
0:17:39 > 0:17:42# Underneath that burning sun
0:17:42 > 0:17:46# Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06# Feed the world
0:18:11 > 0:18:15# Feed the world
0:18:19 > 0:18:22# Feed the world... #
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Later in his career, you see,
0:18:23 > 0:18:26and so Dave Hill of Slade could afford his own top hat.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Now, direct from a nearby garden centre, it's Coldplay and Chris
0:18:30 > 0:18:33has done his back in and is having trouble standing up straight.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37So that explains that, but why he's wearing toddler's shoes,
0:18:37 > 0:18:38I really can't say.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53# Turn your magic on, Umi, she'd say
0:18:53 > 0:18:58# Everything you want's a dream away
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# We are legends, every day
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# That's what she told me
0:19:03 > 0:19:07# And I feel my heart beating
0:19:07 > 0:19:11# I feel my heart beneath my skin
0:19:11 > 0:19:15# Oh, yeah, I feel my heart beating
0:19:16 > 0:19:18# Cos you make me feel
0:19:20 > 0:19:22# Like I'm alive again
0:19:29 > 0:19:31# Alive again
0:19:33 > 0:19:35# Oh, you make me feel
0:19:37 > 0:19:40# Like I'm alive again
0:19:40 > 0:19:45# Said I can't go on, not in this way
0:19:45 > 0:19:48# I'm a dream, I die by light of day
0:19:48 > 0:19:53# Gonna hold up half the sky and say
0:19:53 > 0:19:55# Only I own me
0:19:55 > 0:19:58# And I feel my heart beating
0:19:58 > 0:20:02# I feel my heart beneath my skin
0:20:02 > 0:20:07# Oh, I can feel my heart beating
0:20:07 > 0:20:11# Cos you make me feel
0:20:11 > 0:20:13# Like I'm alive again
0:20:20 > 0:20:22# Alive again
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# Oh, you make me feel
0:20:28 > 0:20:31# Like I'm alive again
0:20:32 > 0:20:36# Turn your magic on, Umi, she'd say
0:20:36 > 0:20:39# Everything you want's a dream away
0:20:40 > 0:20:44# Under this pressure, under this weight
0:20:44 > 0:20:48# We are diamonds taking shape
0:20:48 > 0:20:52# We are diamonds taking shape
0:20:58 > 0:21:00# Woo hoo, woo hoo
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# Woo hoo, woo hoo
0:21:08 > 0:21:12# If we've only got this life
0:21:12 > 0:21:16# This adventure, oh, then, I
0:21:16 > 0:21:20# If we've only got this life
0:21:20 > 0:21:25# You'll get me through, oh
0:21:25 > 0:21:29# If we've only got this life
0:21:29 > 0:21:33# And this adventure, oh, then, I
0:21:33 > 0:21:36# Wanna share it with you
0:21:36 > 0:21:40# With you, with you
0:21:40 > 0:21:43# Sing it, oh, say, yeah!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- # Oh, woo hoo - Woo hoo
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- # Woo hoo - Woo hoo
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- # Woo hoo - Woo hoo
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- # Woo hoo - Woo hoo
0:21:52 > 0:21:57- # Woo hoo - Woo hoo
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- # Woo hoo - Woo hoo... #
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Good effort with the hat, Chris.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Shame it was the wrong size, eh?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11OK, children's choir count two.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Well, it soon will be.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Merry Christmas, Woody.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19# When the snowman brings the snow
0:22:19 > 0:22:20# Well, he just might like to know
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# He's put a great big smile
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# On somebody's face
0:22:29 > 0:22:32# If you jump into your bed
0:22:32 > 0:22:36# Quickly cover up your head
0:22:36 > 0:22:38# Don't you lock the doors
0:22:38 > 0:22:42# You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
0:22:42 > 0:22:48# Oh, well, I wish it could be Christmas everyday
0:22:49 > 0:22:56# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
0:22:56 > 0:23:01# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas everyday
0:23:03 > 0:23:05# Let the bells
0:23:05 > 0:23:09# Ring out for Christmas
0:23:12 > 0:23:15# When we're skating in the park
0:23:15 > 0:23:19# If the storm cloud makes it dark
0:23:19 > 0:23:26# Then your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way
0:23:26 > 0:23:29# Now the frosticles appear
0:23:29 > 0:23:32# And they've frozen up my ear
0:23:32 > 0:23:34# So we'll lie by the fire
0:23:34 > 0:23:39# Till the sleet simply knocks 'em all the way
0:23:39 > 0:23:46# Well, I wish it could be Christmas everyday
0:23:46 > 0:23:53# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
0:23:53 > 0:23:58# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:24:00 > 0:24:08# So let the bells ring out for Christmas
0:24:31 > 0:24:36- # When the snowman brings the snow - When the snowman brings the snow
0:24:36 > 0:24:38- # Well, he just might like to know - He just might like to know
0:24:39 > 0:24:44# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- # So if Santa brings that sleigh - Santa brings that sleigh
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- # All along the Milky Way - Along the Milky Way
0:24:52 > 0:24:55# I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow
0:24:55 > 0:24:59# Then he may decide to stay
0:24:59 > 0:25:04# Well, I wish it could be Christmas everyday
0:25:06 > 0:25:12# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
0:25:12 > 0:25:19# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas everyday
0:25:20 > 0:25:23# So let the bells ring out
0:25:23 > 0:25:26# For Christmas
0:25:28 > 0:25:31# All right, you lot, take it away!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35# Oh, well, I wish it could be Christmas everyday
0:25:38 > 0:25:43# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play... #
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Does it count as a children's choir if they don't actually sing?
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Evidently hastily assembled
0:25:48 > 0:25:50from a local primary school
0:25:50 > 0:25:52with no time to learn the words.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54D'oh!
0:25:54 > 0:25:58You're watching Top Of The Pops 2 Christmas 2017 with me,
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Mark Radcliffe.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02And let's not forget that there are urgent medical procedures
0:26:02 > 0:26:04being carried out over the festive period,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07but who can blame the operating theatre staff for adopting
0:26:07 > 0:26:10a relaxed dress code at this time of year?
0:26:12 > 0:26:16# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:26:16 > 0:26:20# Gonna go to the place that's best
0:26:20 > 0:26:23# When they lay me down to die
0:26:23 > 0:26:28# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
0:26:30 > 0:26:32# Spirit in the sky
0:26:32 > 0:26:34# That's where I'm gonna go when I die
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# When I die
0:26:36 > 0:26:39# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:26:39 > 0:26:42# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
0:26:59 > 0:27:01# Prepare yourself
0:27:01 > 0:27:03# You know it's a must
0:27:03 > 0:27:07# Gotta have a friend in Jesus
0:27:07 > 0:27:11# So you know that when you die
0:27:11 > 0:27:13# He's gonna recommend you
0:27:13 > 0:27:15# To the spirit in the sky
0:27:15 > 0:27:18# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
0:27:19 > 0:27:22# That's where you're gonna go when you die
0:27:22 > 0:27:23# When you die
0:27:23 > 0:27:26# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:27:26 > 0:27:30# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
0:28:19 > 0:28:21# Never been a sinner
0:28:21 > 0:28:23# I've never sinned
0:28:23 > 0:28:27# I've got a friend in Jesus
0:28:27 > 0:28:30# So you know that when I die
0:28:30 > 0:28:32# He's gonna set me up with
0:28:32 > 0:28:35# The spirit in the sky
0:28:35 > 0:28:38# Goin' on up with the spirit in the sky
0:28:38 > 0:28:39# Spirit in the sky
0:28:39 > 0:28:43# That's where I'm gonna go when I die
0:28:43 > 0:28:46# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:28:46 > 0:28:50# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
0:28:50 > 0:28:54# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
0:28:54 > 0:28:57# That's where I'm going to go when I die
0:28:57 > 0:28:59# When I die
0:28:59 > 0:29:02# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:29:02 > 0:29:07# I'm going to go to the place that's the best. #
0:29:07 > 0:29:10OK, we're off to the Radio 1 Live Lounge now.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13It's just through the live kitchen, next to the live dining room.
0:29:13 > 0:29:17And, ooh, who's been forced to wear a new jumper by his girlfriend?
0:29:17 > 0:29:21# It was Christmas Eve, babe
0:29:21 > 0:29:25# In the drunk tank
0:29:25 > 0:29:29# An old man said to me,
0:29:29 > 0:29:31# "Won't see another one"
0:29:33 > 0:29:36# And then he sang a song
0:29:36 > 0:29:39# The Rare Old Mountain Dew
0:29:39 > 0:29:42# I turned my face away
0:29:44 > 0:29:46# And dreamed about you
0:29:47 > 0:29:51# Got on a lucky one
0:29:51 > 0:29:54# Came in eighteen to one
0:29:54 > 0:29:57# I've got a feeling
0:29:58 > 0:30:01# This year's for me and you
0:30:02 > 0:30:05# So happy Christmas
0:30:06 > 0:30:10# I love you, baby
0:30:10 > 0:30:12# I can see a better time
0:30:13 > 0:30:16# When all our dreams come true
0:30:28 > 0:30:30# They've got cars big as bars
0:30:30 > 0:30:32# They've got rivers of gold
0:30:32 > 0:30:33# But the wind goes right through you
0:30:33 > 0:30:35# It's no place for the old
0:30:35 > 0:30:36# When you first took my hand
0:30:36 > 0:30:37# On a cold Christmas Eve
0:30:37 > 0:30:39# You promised me
0:30:39 > 0:30:40# Broadway was waiting for me
0:30:40 > 0:30:42# You were handsome
0:30:42 > 0:30:44# You were pretty, Queen of New York City
0:30:44 > 0:30:45# When the band finished playing
0:30:45 > 0:30:47# They howled out for more
0:30:47 > 0:30:48# Sinatra was swinging
0:30:48 > 0:30:50# All the drunks they were singing
0:30:50 > 0:30:51# We kissed on a corner
0:30:51 > 0:30:53# Then danced through the night
0:30:53 > 0:30:55# The boys of the NYPD choir
0:30:55 > 0:30:58# Still singing Galway Bay
0:30:58 > 0:31:01# And the bells were ringing out
0:31:01 > 0:31:03# On Christmas Day
0:31:14 > 0:31:15# You're a bum, you're a punk
0:31:15 > 0:31:17# You're an old gal on junk
0:31:17 > 0:31:20# Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
0:31:20 > 0:31:21# You scumbag, you maggot
0:31:21 > 0:31:23# You cheap, lousy blagger
0:31:23 > 0:31:24# Merry Christmas, you mug
0:31:24 > 0:31:25# I pray God it's our last
0:31:25 > 0:31:28# The boys of the NYPD choir
0:31:28 > 0:31:31# Still singing Galway Bay
0:31:31 > 0:31:33# And the bells were ringing out
0:31:33 > 0:31:35# For Christmas Day
0:31:46 > 0:31:49# I could have been someone
0:31:49 > 0:31:52# Well, so could anyone
0:31:52 > 0:31:55# You took my dreams from me
0:31:55 > 0:31:58# When I first found you
0:31:58 > 0:32:01# I took them with me, babe
0:32:01 > 0:32:04# I kept them with my own
0:32:04 > 0:32:07# Can't make it all alone
0:32:07 > 0:32:10# I've built my dreams around you
0:32:12 > 0:32:14# And the boys of the NYPD choir
0:32:14 > 0:32:17# Still singing Galway Bay
0:32:17 > 0:32:20# And the bells were ringing out
0:32:20 > 0:32:22# For Christmas Day
0:33:02 > 0:33:04# Jingle bells, jingle bells
0:33:04 > 0:33:07# Jingle all the way
0:33:07 > 0:33:12# Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh, hey
0:33:12 > 0:33:14# Jingle bells, jingle bells
0:33:14 > 0:33:16# Jingle all the way
0:33:16 > 0:33:18# Oh, what fun it is to ride
0:33:18 > 0:33:20# On a one-horse open sleigh
0:33:20 > 0:33:24# Dashing through the snow on a one-horse open sleigh
0:33:24 > 0:33:27# Through the fields we go
0:33:27 > 0:33:28# Laughing all the way
0:33:28 > 0:33:29# Ah-ha-ha
0:33:29 > 0:33:31# Bells on bobtails ring
0:33:31 > 0:33:33# Making spirits bright
0:33:33 > 0:33:37# What fun it is to ride and sing and sleigh a song tonight
0:33:37 > 0:33:39# Jingle bells, jingle bells
0:33:39 > 0:33:41# Jingle all the way
0:33:41 > 0:33:43# Oh, what fun it is to ride
0:33:43 > 0:33:45# On a one-horse open sleigh, hey
0:33:45 > 0:33:47# Jingle bells, jingle bells
0:33:47 > 0:33:49# Jingle all the way
0:33:49 > 0:33:53# Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh. #
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Ah, lyrical changes to avoid offence, eh, kids
0:33:56 > 0:33:58and a jaunty jingle-bell bonus.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Well, if we must.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04Now, could there be a more poignant title in this instance than
0:34:04 > 0:34:05Last Christmas,
0:34:05 > 0:34:08as we lost George Michael last Christmas Day?
0:34:08 > 0:34:11We miss you, George. RIP.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:34:18 > 0:34:23# But the very next day you gave it away
0:34:23 > 0:34:28# This year, to save me from tears
0:34:28 > 0:34:32# I'll give it to someone special
0:34:32 > 0:34:36# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:34:36 > 0:34:41# But the very next day you gave it away
0:34:41 > 0:34:45# This year, to save me from tears
0:34:45 > 0:34:50# I'll give it to someone special
0:35:09 > 0:35:13# Once bitten and twice shy
0:35:13 > 0:35:15# I keep my distance
0:35:15 > 0:35:18# But you still catch my eye
0:35:18 > 0:35:19# Tell me, baby
0:35:19 > 0:35:22# Do you recognise me?
0:35:22 > 0:35:24# Well, it's been a year
0:35:24 > 0:35:26# It doesn't surprise me
0:35:27 > 0:35:28# Merry Christmas...
0:35:28 > 0:35:31# I wrapped it up and sent it
0:35:31 > 0:35:32# With a note saying, "I love you"
0:35:33 > 0:35:35# I meant it
0:35:35 > 0:35:39# Now, I know what a fool I've been
0:35:39 > 0:35:41# But if you kissed me now
0:35:41 > 0:35:44# I know you'd fool me again
0:35:44 > 0:35:48# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:35:48 > 0:35:53# But the very next day you gave it away
0:35:53 > 0:35:57# This year, to save me from tears
0:35:57 > 0:36:02# I'll give it to someone special
0:36:02 > 0:36:06# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:36:06 > 0:36:11# But the very next day you gave it away
0:36:11 > 0:36:15# This year, to save me from tears
0:36:15 > 0:36:20# I'll give it to someone special
0:36:38 > 0:36:43# A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
0:36:43 > 0:36:45# I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
0:36:47 > 0:36:50# My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
0:36:51 > 0:36:55# Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
0:36:55 > 0:37:00# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
0:37:00 > 0:37:02# A man under cover
0:37:02 > 0:37:06# But you tore me apart
0:37:08 > 0:37:14# Now, I've found a real love you'll never fool me again
0:37:14 > 0:37:18# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:37:18 > 0:37:23# But the very next day you gave it away
0:37:23 > 0:37:27# This year, to save me from tears
0:37:27 > 0:37:32# I'll give it to someone special
0:37:32 > 0:37:36# Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
0:37:36 > 0:37:41# But the very next day you gave it away
0:37:41 > 0:37:45# This year, to save me from tears
0:37:45 > 0:37:50# I'll give it to someone special
0:37:50 > 0:37:54# A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
0:37:54 > 0:37:56# A man under cover
0:37:56 > 0:37:59# But you tore him apart
0:37:59 > 0:38:00# Maybe next year... #
0:38:02 > 0:38:07Very sadly missed this Christmas, George Michael.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Now it's over to the Poco A Poco cabaret nightspot, Morecambe,
0:38:10 > 0:38:13where Count Dracula is on stage.
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Is this the way to Amarillo?
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Well, as we're on the West Coast and Amarillo
0:38:17 > 0:38:18is in the Texas Panhandle,
0:38:18 > 0:38:21I guess it is, in a way.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29# When the day is dawnin'
0:38:30 > 0:38:34# On a Texas Sunday mornin'
0:38:34 > 0:38:36# How I long to be there
0:38:37 > 0:38:41# With Marie who's waitin' for me there
0:38:41 > 0:38:44- # Ev'ry lonely city - Ooh-ooh
0:38:44 > 0:38:47# Where I hang my hat
0:38:47 > 0:38:48# Ooh-ooh
0:38:48 > 0:38:51# Ain't as half as pretty
0:38:51 > 0:38:55# As where my baby's at
0:38:55 > 0:38:59# Is this the way to Amarillo?
0:38:59 > 0:39:03# Ev'ry night I've been huggin' my pillow
0:39:03 > 0:39:06# Dreamin' dreams of Amarillo
0:39:06 > 0:39:09# And sweet Marie who waits for me
0:39:10 > 0:39:14# Show me the way to Amarillo
0:39:14 > 0:39:17# I've been weepin' like a willow
0:39:17 > 0:39:21# Cryin' over Amarillo
0:39:21 > 0:39:24# And sweet Marie who waits for me
0:39:25 > 0:39:27# Sha la la la la la la la
0:39:29 > 0:39:31# Sha la la la la la la la
0:39:32 > 0:39:36# Sha la la la la la la la
0:39:36 > 0:39:38# And Marie who waits for me
0:39:39 > 0:39:41# There's a church bell ringin'
0:39:43 > 0:39:47# Hear the sound of joy that it's singin'
0:39:47 > 0:39:49# For the sweet Maria
0:39:50 > 0:39:54# And the guy who's comin' to see her
0:39:54 > 0:39:57- # Just beyond the highway - Ooh-ooh
0:39:57 > 0:40:00# There's an open plain
0:40:00 > 0:40:01# Ooh-ooh
0:40:01 > 0:40:04# And it keeps me goin'
0:40:04 > 0:40:08# Through the wind and rain
0:40:08 > 0:40:12# Is this the way to Amarillo?
0:40:12 > 0:40:16# Ev'ry night I've been huggin' my pillow
0:40:16 > 0:40:19# Dreamin' dreams of Amarillo
0:40:19 > 0:40:23# And sweet Marie who waits for me
0:40:23 > 0:40:27# Show me the way to Amarillo
0:40:27 > 0:40:30# I've been weepin' like a willow
0:40:30 > 0:40:34# Cryin' over Amarillo
0:40:34 > 0:40:37# And sweet Marie who waits for me
0:40:37 > 0:40:41# Sha la la la la la la la
0:40:41 > 0:40:45# Sha la la la la la la la
0:40:45 > 0:40:48# Sha la la la la la la la
0:40:48 > 0:40:52# And Marie who waits for me
0:40:52 > 0:40:56# Sha la la la la la la la
0:40:56 > 0:40:59# Sha la la la la la la la
0:40:59 > 0:41:03# Sha la la la la la la la
0:41:03 > 0:41:06# And Marie who waits for me
0:41:07 > 0:41:10# Sha la la la la la la la... #
0:41:10 > 0:41:11Some ostentatiously warm clothing
0:41:11 > 0:41:14borrowed from their mums here, with East 17. Very dapper.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Especially when twinned with an undersized baseball cap
0:41:17 > 0:41:21pinched from an infant sibling, eh, Brian?
0:41:21 > 0:41:22# Stay now
0:41:22 > 0:41:26# Baby, if you've got to go away
0:41:26 > 0:41:28# Don't think
0:41:28 > 0:41:30# I could take the pain
0:41:30 > 0:41:35# Won't you stay another day?
0:41:35 > 0:41:37# Stay now, stay now
0:41:37 > 0:41:39# Don't you know
0:41:39 > 0:41:43# We've come too far now
0:41:43 > 0:41:45# Just to go
0:41:45 > 0:41:49# And try to throw it all away
0:41:52 > 0:41:55# I've only just begun
0:41:55 > 0:41:58# To know you
0:41:58 > 0:42:00# All I can say is
0:42:00 > 0:42:03# Won't you stay just one more day?
0:42:06 > 0:42:07# Stay now, stay now
0:42:07 > 0:42:11# Baby, if you've got to go away
0:42:11 > 0:42:12# Don't think
0:42:12 > 0:42:14# I could take the pain
0:42:14 > 0:42:18# Won't you stay another day?
0:42:18 > 0:42:20# Stay now, stay now
0:42:22 > 0:42:27# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
0:42:27 > 0:42:30# Don't you say it's the final kiss
0:42:30 > 0:42:34# Won't you stay another day?
0:42:41 > 0:42:47# I touch your face while you are sleeping
0:42:47 > 0:42:48# And hold your hand
0:42:48 > 0:42:53# Don't understand what's going on
0:42:56 > 0:42:58# Good times we had
0:42:58 > 0:43:02# Return to haunt me
0:43:02 > 0:43:04# Though it's for you
0:43:04 > 0:43:09# All that I do seems to be wrong
0:43:13 > 0:43:15# Stay now, stay now
0:43:15 > 0:43:16# Baby, if you've got to go away
0:43:19 > 0:43:20# Don't think
0:43:20 > 0:43:23# I could take the pain
0:43:23 > 0:43:27# Won't you stay another day?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
0:43:34 > 0:43:37# Don't you say it's the final kiss
0:43:38 > 0:43:42# Won't you stay another day?
0:43:44 > 0:43:48# Baby, if you've got to go away
0:43:48 > 0:43:53# Don't think I could take the pain
0:43:53 > 0:43:56# Won't you stay another day?
0:43:59 > 0:44:03# Don't you leave me alone like this... #
0:44:04 > 0:44:07Lovely ear adornments there, chaps, which reminds me...
0:44:07 > 0:44:11Must get some new rings for me shower curtain.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13OK, so this year marks
0:44:13 > 0:44:15the 50th anniversary of the charity Crisis
0:44:15 > 0:44:19and also Ralph McTell's classic song Streets Of London.
0:44:19 > 0:44:22And so here he is with a timely new version.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28# Have you seen the old man
0:44:28 > 0:44:31# In the closed-down market
0:44:31 > 0:44:34# Kicking up the papers
0:44:34 > 0:44:36# With his worn-out shoes?
0:44:37 > 0:44:41# In his eyes you see no pride
0:44:41 > 0:44:44# Hand held loosely at his side
0:44:44 > 0:44:47# Yesterday's paper
0:44:47 > 0:44:50# Telling yesterday's news
0:44:52 > 0:44:59# So how can you tell me you're lonely
0:44:59 > 0:45:03# And say for you that the sun don't shine?
0:45:05 > 0:45:09# Let me take you by the hand and
0:45:09 > 0:45:12# Lead you through the streets of London
0:45:12 > 0:45:17# I'll show you something to make you change your mind
0:45:23 > 0:45:26# Have you seen the old girl
0:45:26 > 0:45:29# Who walks the streets of London
0:45:29 > 0:45:35# Dirt in her hair and her clothes in rags?
0:45:35 > 0:45:38# She's no time for talking
0:45:38 > 0:45:42# She just keeps right on walking
0:45:42 > 0:45:45# Carrying her home
0:45:45 > 0:45:47# In two carrier bags
0:45:49 > 0:45:57# So how can you tell me you're lonely
0:45:57 > 0:46:01# And say for you that the sun don't shine?
0:46:02 > 0:46:06# Let me take you by the hand and
0:46:06 > 0:46:09# Lead you through the streets of London
0:46:09 > 0:46:15# I'll show you something to make you change your mind... #
0:46:15 > 0:46:17Ralph McTell, Annie Lennox
0:46:17 > 0:46:21and friends with a poignant reworking of a classic.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24I've got the Spice Girls on next. In fact, here they are now,
0:46:24 > 0:46:26direct from a creditable bronze medal
0:46:26 > 0:46:29in the World Standing in a Line and Wiggling Championships.
0:46:36 > 0:46:41# Love is blind, as far as the eye can see
0:46:42 > 0:46:48# Deep and meaningless, words to me
0:46:48 > 0:46:54# Easy lover, I need a friend
0:46:54 > 0:46:58# Road to nowhere, twist and turns
0:46:58 > 0:47:01# But will this never end?
0:47:01 > 0:47:06# Well, my dear, you'll know that he pleases me
0:47:06 > 0:47:08# But short-term solution ain't no resolution
0:47:08 > 0:47:12# There ain't no release for me
0:47:12 > 0:47:17# Too much of something is bad enough
0:47:17 > 0:47:23# But something's coming over me to make me wonder
0:47:23 > 0:47:24# Too much of nothing
0:47:24 > 0:47:29# Is just as tough
0:47:29 > 0:47:36# I need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied
0:47:36 > 0:47:41# Unwrap yourself from around my finger
0:47:42 > 0:47:48# Hold me too tight or left to linger
0:47:48 > 0:47:54# Something fine built to last
0:47:54 > 0:47:57# Slipped up there, I guess
0:47:57 > 0:48:01# We're running out of time too fast
0:48:01 > 0:48:04# Yes, my dear, you know he soothes me
0:48:04 > 0:48:06# Moves me
0:48:06 > 0:48:08# There's no complication, there's no explanation
0:48:08 > 0:48:11# It's just a groove in me
0:48:11 > 0:48:16# Too much of something is bad enough
0:48:16 > 0:48:17# Bad enough
0:48:17 > 0:48:23# But something's coming over me to make me wonder
0:48:23 > 0:48:28# Too much of nothing is just as tough
0:48:28 > 0:48:29# Just as tough
0:48:29 > 0:48:36# I need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied
0:48:36 > 0:48:40# What part of no don't you understand?
0:48:40 > 0:48:42# Understand, understand
0:48:42 > 0:48:43# I want a man
0:48:43 > 0:48:48# Not a boy who thinks he can
0:48:56 > 0:49:00# Boy who thinks he can
0:49:00 > 0:49:05# Too much of something is bad enough
0:49:05 > 0:49:11# But something's coming over me to make me wonder
0:49:11 > 0:49:17# Too much of nothing is just as tough
0:49:17 > 0:49:24# I need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied
0:49:24 > 0:49:26# Too much of nothing, so why don't we give it a try?
0:49:30 > 0:49:32# Too much of something, we're gonna be living a lie
0:49:35 > 0:49:38# Too much of nothing, so why don't we give it a try?
0:49:41 > 0:49:46# Too much of something, we're gonna be living a lie... #
0:49:46 > 0:49:50Scary Spice wasn't staying long, hence she kept her coat on.
0:49:50 > 0:49:54# I'm too sexy for my love
0:49:54 > 0:49:57# Too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me... #
0:50:01 > 0:50:03The shy and retiring Right Said Fred
0:50:03 > 0:50:05are here to entertain you now with, on guitar,
0:50:05 > 0:50:08Baron Hardup from Cinderella.
0:50:08 > 0:50:10No? Me, neither.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16# I'm too sexy for my shirt
0:50:16 > 0:50:18# Too sexy for my shirt
0:50:18 > 0:50:21# So sexy it hurts
0:50:21 > 0:50:24# And I'm too sexy for Milan
0:50:24 > 0:50:26# Too sexy for Milan
0:50:26 > 0:50:27# New York and Japan
0:50:38 > 0:50:40# I'm too sexy for your party
0:50:40 > 0:50:42# Too sexy for your party
0:50:42 > 0:50:44# No way I'm disco dancing
0:50:45 > 0:50:49# I'm a model, you know what I mean
0:50:49 > 0:50:52# And I do my little turn on the catwalk
0:50:52 > 0:50:54# Yeah, on the catwalk
0:50:54 > 0:50:56# On the catwalk, yeah
0:50:56 > 0:50:59# I do my little turn on the catwalk
0:51:16 > 0:51:19# I'm too sexy for my car
0:51:19 > 0:51:21# Too sexy for my car
0:51:21 > 0:51:24# Too sexy by far
0:51:24 > 0:51:27# And I'm too sexy for my hat
0:51:27 > 0:51:29# Too sexy for my hat
0:51:29 > 0:51:32# What do you think about that?
0:51:32 > 0:51:35# I'm a model, you know what I mean
0:51:35 > 0:51:40# And I do my little turn on the catwalk
0:51:40 > 0:51:42# Yeah, on the catwalk
0:51:42 > 0:51:44# On the catwalk, yeah
0:51:44 > 0:51:47# I shake my little tush on the catwalk
0:51:56 > 0:51:58# Too sexy for my
0:51:58 > 0:52:00# Too sexy for my
0:52:00 > 0:52:04# Too sexy for my
0:52:04 > 0:52:07# I'm a model, you know what I mean
0:52:07 > 0:52:10# And I do my little turn on the catwalk
0:52:10 > 0:52:13# Yeah, on the catwalk
0:52:13 > 0:52:15# On the catwalk
0:52:15 > 0:52:18# Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk
0:52:21 > 0:52:24# I'm too sexy for my cat
0:52:24 > 0:52:26# Too sexy for my cat
0:52:26 > 0:52:28# Poor pussy
0:52:28 > 0:52:30# Poor pussy cat
0:52:30 > 0:52:32# I'm too sexy for my love
0:52:32 > 0:52:34# Too sexy for my love
0:52:34 > 0:52:35# Love's going to leave me... #
0:52:37 > 0:52:38The dandruff-on-a-bald-head look?
0:52:38 > 0:52:41Not sure meself.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43Meanwhile, at a nearby hairdressing contest,
0:52:43 > 0:52:47we're down to the final four in the best mullet category.
0:52:47 > 0:52:50# The child is a king
0:52:50 > 0:52:52# The carollers sing
0:52:52 > 0:52:55# The old is past
0:52:55 > 0:52:58# There's a new beginning
0:52:58 > 0:53:01# Dreams of Santa
0:53:01 > 0:53:03# Dreams of snow
0:53:03 > 0:53:06# Fingers numb
0:53:06 > 0:53:08# Faces aglow
0:53:08 > 0:53:11# It's Christmas time
0:53:11 > 0:53:14# Mistletoe and wine
0:53:14 > 0:53:19# Children singing Christian rhyme
0:53:19 > 0:53:25# With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
0:53:25 > 0:53:29# A time to rejoice in the good that we see
0:53:30 > 0:53:33# A time for living
0:53:33 > 0:53:35# A time for believing
0:53:35 > 0:53:38# A time for trusting
0:53:38 > 0:53:41# Not deceiving
0:53:41 > 0:53:46# Love and laughter and joy ever after
0:53:46 > 0:53:48# Ours for the taking
0:53:48 > 0:53:51# Just follow the master
0:53:51 > 0:53:54# Christmas time
0:53:54 > 0:53:57# Mistletoe and wine
0:53:57 > 0:54:02# Children singing Christian rhyme
0:54:02 > 0:54:07# With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
0:54:07 > 0:54:12# A time to rejoice in the good that we see
0:54:15 > 0:54:18# Silent night
0:54:18 > 0:54:20# Holy night
0:54:34 > 0:54:37# It's a time for giving
0:54:37 > 0:54:39# A time for getting
0:54:39 > 0:54:45# A time for forgiving and for forgetting
0:54:45 > 0:54:48# Christmas is love
0:54:48 > 0:54:50# Christmas is peace
0:54:50 > 0:54:56# A time for hating and fighting to cease... #
0:54:59 > 0:55:01Have a great Christmas, everybody.
0:55:04 > 0:55:06# Christmas time
0:55:06 > 0:55:08# Mistletoe and wine
0:55:08 > 0:55:12# Children singing Christian rhyme
0:55:13 > 0:55:19# With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
0:55:19 > 0:55:23# A time to rejoice in the good that we see
0:55:24 > 0:55:27# Christmas time
0:55:27 > 0:55:29# Mistletoe and wine
0:55:29 > 0:55:34# Children singing Christian rhyme
0:55:34 > 0:55:40# With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
0:55:40 > 0:55:45# A time to rejoice in the good we see
0:55:45 > 0:55:48# Christmas time
0:55:48 > 0:55:50# Mistletoe and wine
0:55:50 > 0:55:56# Children singing Christian rhyme
0:55:56 > 0:56:01# With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
0:56:01 > 0:56:07# A time to rejoice in the good that we see
0:56:07 > 0:56:09# Christmas time
0:56:09 > 0:56:12# Mistletoe and wine
0:56:12 > 0:56:18# Children singing Christian rhyme
0:56:18 > 0:56:20# With logs on the fire
0:56:20 > 0:56:23# And gifts on the tree
0:56:23 > 0:56:28# A time to rejoice in the good that we see. #
0:56:28 > 0:56:31OK, that's more or less it. Have a great Christmas, everyone.
0:56:31 > 0:56:34We're certainly in a festive mood here at BBC Four.
0:56:34 > 0:56:37There's even a massive party going on in the postroom.
0:56:37 > 0:56:38I'm off down there now.
0:56:38 > 0:56:41Oi, Skepta, save us an eggnog!
0:56:41 > 0:56:42# Man's never been in
0:56:42 > 0:56:43# When it's shut down
0:56:43 > 0:56:45# That's not me and it's shut down
0:56:45 > 0:56:46# Ring, ring, ring and it's shut down
0:56:46 > 0:56:48# Fashion Week and it's shut down
0:56:48 > 0:56:50# Went to the show sitting in the front row
0:56:50 > 0:56:52# In the black tracksuit and it's shut down
0:56:52 > 0:56:54# Touch the road and it's shut down
0:56:54 > 0:56:55# Boy better know when it's shut down
0:56:55 > 0:56:58# Yeah, take time if a man wanna try me, no time
0:56:58 > 0:57:00# Usain Bolt when I run up on stage
0:57:00 > 0:57:02# I pick up the mic and it's reload time
0:57:02 > 0:57:04# Don't know your songs but they know mine
0:57:04 > 0:57:05# That's why I got gigs just like Joe Grind
0:57:05 > 0:57:07# After the show I be rolling mine
0:57:07 > 0:57:09# Don't care about the no smoking sign
0:57:09 > 0:57:11# They try to steal my vision
0:57:11 > 0:57:13# This ain't a culture, it's my religion
0:57:13 > 0:57:14# God knows I don't wanna go prison
0:57:14 > 0:57:16# But if a man wanna try me, trust me, listen
0:57:16 > 0:57:18# Me and my G's ain't scared of police
0:57:18 > 0:57:20# We don't listen to no politician
0:57:20 > 0:57:21# Everybody on the same mission
0:57:21 > 0:57:23# We don't care about your -ism and -cisms
0:57:23 > 0:57:25# Cos it's shut down
0:57:25 > 0:57:27# That's not me and it's shut down
0:57:27 > 0:57:28# Ring, ring, ring and it's shut down
0:57:28 > 0:57:30# Fashion Week and it's shut down
0:57:30 > 0:57:32# Went to the show sitting in the front row
0:57:32 > 0:57:34# In the black tracksuit and it's shut down
0:57:34 > 0:57:36# Touch the road and it's shut down
0:57:36 > 0:57:38# Boy better know when it's shut down
0:57:38 > 0:57:40# You wanna act like a G for the camera
0:57:40 > 0:57:42# You say you're Muslim, you say you're Rasta
0:57:42 > 0:57:44# Say you don't eat pork, don't eat liar, you're just a actor
0:57:44 > 0:57:46# Blood, you're not on your deen
0:57:46 > 0:57:48# And if Selassie saw you he would say
0:57:48 > 0:57:50# Blood, take off the red gold and green
0:57:50 > 0:57:52# Them man are soft, just like ice cream
0:57:52 > 0:57:53# Seen? Start moving correctly
0:57:53 > 0:57:55# If you don't wanna upset me, you get me?
0:57:55 > 0:57:56# You tryna show me your Fendi?
0:57:56 > 0:57:58# I told you before, this don't impress me
0:57:58 > 0:58:00# I bet I make you respect me
0:58:00 > 0:58:01# See Beyonce working in Wembley
0:58:01 > 0:58:03# Roll deep in a blacked-out Bentley
0:58:03 > 0:58:05# Pull up outside like, "Wah, gwan sexy"
0:58:05 > 0:58:07# Yeah, and it's shut down
0:58:07 > 0:58:08# That's not me and it's shut down
0:58:08 > 0:58:10# Ring, ring, ring and it's shut down
0:58:10 > 0:58:11# Fashion Week and it's shut down
0:58:12 > 0:58:13# Went to the show sitting in the front row
0:58:13 > 0:58:15# In the black tracksuit and it's shut down
0:58:15 > 0:58:17# Touch the road and it's shut down
0:58:17 > 0:58:19# Boy better know when it's shut down
0:58:20 > 0:58:23# A bunch of young men all dressed in black
0:58:23 > 0:58:26# Dancing extremely aggressively on stage
0:58:26 > 0:58:29# It made me feel so intimidated and it's just not
0:58:29 > 0:58:31# What I expect to see on prime-time TV
0:58:31 > 0:58:32# I'm in a different class
0:58:32 > 0:58:34# When I get through I'mma bring my dogs
0:58:34 > 0:58:37# 2 By 2, man a walk in a arc
0:58:37 > 0:58:39# Sittin' at the front, it's like Rosa Parks
0:58:39 > 0:58:41# You don't wanna see me get dark
0:58:41 > 0:58:42# Upset cos man are way up right now
0:58:42 > 0:58:44# And this happened all so fast
0:58:44 > 0:58:45# I was in Paris, shut down l'Arc
0:58:45 > 0:58:47# New York, shut down Central Park
0:58:47 > 0:58:50# Talk about Top Of The Pops, I'm like, "Maxim, where shall I start?"
0:58:50 > 0:58:52# Walked in, spat ten 16 bars
0:58:52 > 0:58:54# And each and every one of them came from the heart
0:58:54 > 0:58:55# None of my lyrics are stolen
0:58:55 > 0:58:57# Go on, then, go on, then, that's my slogan
0:58:57 > 0:58:59# Wanna know how I did it with no label
0:58:59 > 0:59:01# No A-list songs, and I told them
0:59:01 > 0:59:02# Blood, I just shut down
0:59:02 > 0:59:04# That's not me and it's shut down
0:59:04 > 0:59:05# Ring, ring, ring and it's shut down
0:59:05 > 0:59:07# Fashion Week and it's shut down
0:59:07 > 0:59:09# Went to the show sitting in the front row
0:59:09 > 0:59:11# In the black tracksuit and it's shut down
0:59:11 > 0:59:12# Touch the road and it's shut down
0:59:12 > 0:59:14# Boy better know when it's shut down
0:59:14 > 0:59:16# Yeah, I just shut down
0:59:16 > 0:59:18# That's not me and it's shut down
0:59:18 > 0:59:20# Ring, ring, ring and it's shut down
0:59:20 > 0:59:21# Fashion Week and it's shut down
0:59:21 > 0:59:23# Went to the show sitting in the front row
0:59:23 > 0:59:25# In the black tracksuit and it's shut down
0:59:25 > 0:59:27# Touch the road and it's shut down
0:59:27 > 0:59:28# Boy better know when it's shut down
0:59:28 > 0:59:30# Link up, Daddy. #