0:00:18 > 0:00:20God rest ye merry gentlepeople
0:00:20 > 0:00:22and welcome to a nondenominational carol service,
0:00:22 > 0:00:26with seasonal songs from the humanist hymn book of pop.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29And lo, let there be light with The Darkness!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Looks like Nessa from Gavin and Stacey on drums,
0:00:32 > 0:00:33but I could be wrong.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Feigning joy and surprise
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# At the gifts we despise
0:00:39 > 0:00:40# Over mulled wine
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# With you
0:00:45 > 0:00:47# On the 25th day
0:00:48 > 0:00:50# Of the 12th month
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# The sleigh bells are in time
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# Ringing true
0:00:57 > 0:01:01# How we cling each Noel to that snowflake's hope in hell
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# That it won't end
0:01:05 > 0:01:07# Don't let the bells end
0:01:07 > 0:01:10# Christmas time
0:01:10 > 0:01:14# Just let them ring in peace
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# Well, the weather is cruel
0:01:28 > 0:01:32# And the season of Yule warms the heart
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# But it still hurts
0:01:38 > 0:01:42# So that's why I pray each and every Christmas day
0:01:42 > 0:01:44# That it won't end
0:01:45 > 0:01:48# Don't let the bells end
0:01:48 > 0:01:51# Christmas time
0:01:51 > 0:01:54# Just let them ring in peace
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# Christmas time
0:01:57 > 0:02:00# Don't let the bells end
0:02:00 > 0:02:02# Christmas time
0:02:02 > 0:02:06# Don't let the bells end
0:02:06 > 0:02:09# Dust underneath the mistletoe leaves
0:02:09 > 0:02:10# When you're not here
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# You went away upon Boxing Day
0:02:14 > 0:02:18# Now how the hell am I gonna make it into the New Year?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Christmas time
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# Don't let the bells end
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# Christmas time
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# Don't let the bells end
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Christmas time
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# Don't let the bells end
0:02:58 > 0:03:01# Christmas time... #
0:03:01 > 0:03:04And there was our first children's choir of the night.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09OK, no show without punch, and here is Lord Nod of Holdershire and co.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Don the drummer's turn with the top hat here,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14but in return, Noddy gets the band's only shirt.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Huzzah!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18# Are you hanging up a stocking
0:03:18 > 0:03:20# On your wall?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26# It's the time that every Santa
0:03:26 > 0:03:28# Has a ball
0:03:30 > 0:03:34# Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37# Does he turn up on his sleigh?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41# Do the fairies keep him sober
0:03:41 > 0:03:43# For a day?
0:03:44 > 0:03:49# So here it is, Merry Christmas
0:03:49 > 0:03:53# Everybody's having fun
0:03:53 > 0:03:57# Look to the future now
0:03:57 > 0:04:04# It's only just begun
0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Are you waiting for the family
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# To arrive?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14# Are you sure you got the room
0:04:14 > 0:04:18# To spare inside?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23# Does your granny always tell ya
0:04:23 > 0:04:26# That the old songs are the best?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30# Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin'
0:04:30 > 0:04:32# With the rest
0:04:32 > 0:04:37# So here it is, Merry Christmas
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# Everybody's having fun
0:04:42 > 0:04:45# Look to the future now
0:04:45 > 0:04:52# It's only just begun
0:04:53 > 0:04:55# What will your daddy do
0:04:55 > 0:04:58# When he sees your mama
0:04:58 > 0:05:00# Kissin' Santa Claus?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04# Ah-ah ah
0:05:04 > 0:05:07# Are you hanging up a stocking
0:05:07 > 0:05:09# On your wall?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14# Are you hoping that the snow
0:05:14 > 0:05:17# Will start to fall?
0:05:18 > 0:05:22# Do you ride on down the hillside
0:05:22 > 0:05:26# In a buggy you have made?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29# When you land upon your head
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# Then you've been sleighed!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36# So here it is, Merry Christmas
0:05:36 > 0:05:40# Everybody's having fun
0:05:41 > 0:05:45# Look to the future now
0:05:45 > 0:05:51# It's only just begun
0:05:51 > 0:05:55# So here it is, Merry Christmas
0:05:55 > 0:05:59# Everybody's having fun
0:06:00 > 0:06:03# Look to the future now
0:06:03 > 0:06:09# It's only just begun
0:06:09 > 0:06:13# So here it is, Merry Christmas
0:06:13 > 0:06:17# Everybody's having fun... #
0:06:17 > 0:06:21It's Christmas!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24# ..It's only just begun. #
0:06:24 > 0:06:27So, now we are well and truly in the party mood.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29But this is the stuff of nightmares.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33The only Christmas Number One to feature Nosferatu the Vampyre.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35There he is on the left, pass the garlic.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37# Ba-da-da-da
0:06:37 > 0:06:39# Ba-da-da-dum
0:06:41 > 0:06:43# Looking from a window above
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# It's like a story of love
0:06:47 > 0:06:49# Can you hear me?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53# Came back only yesterday
0:06:53 > 0:06:55# I'm moving further away
0:06:56 > 0:06:59# Want you near me
0:07:00 > 0:07:04# All I needed was the love you gave
0:07:05 > 0:07:08# All I needed for another day
0:07:09 > 0:07:14# And all I ever knew, only you
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
0:07:17 > 0:07:19# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# Sometimes when I think of your name
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# And it's only a game
0:07:25 > 0:07:28# And I need you
0:07:28 > 0:07:31# Listening to the words that you say
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# It's getting harder to stay
0:07:35 > 0:07:38# When I see you
0:07:39 > 0:07:42# All I needed was the love you gave
0:07:43 > 0:07:47# All I needed for another day
0:07:47 > 0:07:53# And all I ever knew, only you
0:07:53 > 0:07:55# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
0:07:57 > 0:08:02# Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da-da-da
0:08:02 > 0:08:04# Ba-da-da-da
0:08:04 > 0:08:07# Ba-da-da-da-dum
0:08:07 > 0:08:10# Ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra, ba-ra
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# Ba-ra-ra-ra, ba-ra-ra-ra
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# Ba-ra-ra-ra
0:08:14 > 0:08:17# Ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra
0:08:17 > 0:08:21# All I needed was the love you gave
0:08:22 > 0:08:26# All I needed for another day
0:08:27 > 0:08:32# And all I ever knew, only you
0:08:32 > 0:08:36# Ba-ra-ra-ra, ba-ra-ra-ra
0:08:36 > 0:08:39# This is going to take a long time
0:08:39 > 0:08:42# And I wonder what's mine
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# Can't take no more
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# Wonder if you'll understand
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# It's just the touch of your hand
0:08:52 > 0:08:55# Behind a closed door
0:08:55 > 0:09:00# All I needed was the love you gave
0:09:01 > 0:09:04# All I needed for another day
0:09:04 > 0:09:09# And all I ever knew... #
0:09:09 > 0:09:12It's OK, kids, they've gone. You can come out now.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Slade may only have had one titfer between them,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17but no such problems for Aswad,
0:09:17 > 0:09:21proud reward card holders at Ladbroke Grove's premier hat shop.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25# If you wanna leave, baby
0:09:26 > 0:09:29# I won't beg you to stay
0:09:31 > 0:09:35# And if you wanna go, darling
0:09:36 > 0:09:39# Maybe it's better that way
0:09:41 > 0:09:44# I'm gonna be strong I'm gonna be fine
0:09:44 > 0:09:46# Don't worry about this heart of mine
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Walk out the door, see if I care
0:09:49 > 0:09:51# Go on and go now
0:09:51 > 0:09:53# But don't turn around
0:09:53 > 0:09:55# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking
0:09:55 > 0:09:57# Don't turn around
0:09:57 > 0:10:00# I don't want you seeing me crying
0:10:00 > 0:10:02# Just walk away
0:10:02 > 0:10:05# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving
0:10:05 > 0:10:09# I'm letting you go
0:10:09 > 0:10:13# And I won't let you know
0:10:13 > 0:10:18# Baby, I won't let you know
0:10:19 > 0:10:24# I won't miss your arms around me
0:10:25 > 0:10:28# Holding me tight
0:10:30 > 0:10:34# And if you ever think about me
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# Just know that I'm gonna be all right
0:10:40 > 0:10:43# I'm gonna be strong, I'm gonna be fine
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Don't worry about this heart of mine
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# I know I'll survive, yeah
0:10:47 > 0:10:48# I'll make it through
0:10:48 > 0:10:52# And I'll learn to live without you
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# But don't turn around
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking
0:10:57 > 0:10:59# Don't turn around
0:10:59 > 0:11:02# I don't want you seeing me crying
0:11:02 > 0:11:07# Just walk away, it's tearing me apart that you're leaving
0:11:07 > 0:11:11# I'm letting you go
0:11:11 > 0:11:14# And I won't let you know
0:11:18 > 0:11:23# I wish I could scream out loud that I love you
0:11:23 > 0:11:25# I wish I could say to you
0:11:25 > 0:11:29# Don't go, don't go, don't go
0:11:29 > 0:11:32# Don't turn around, girl
0:11:34 > 0:11:39# Don't turn around, I don't want you seeing me crying
0:11:39 > 0:11:41# Just walk away
0:11:41 > 0:11:43# It's tearing me apart that you're leaving
0:11:43 > 0:11:48# I'm letting you go
0:11:48 > 0:11:51# Don't turn around
0:11:51 > 0:11:53# Cos you're gonna see my heart breaking
0:11:53 > 0:11:55# Don't turn around... #
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Classic Ronettes homage now. Dressing room redecorated? Check.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Basket of puppies? Check.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03She doesn't do stairs, remember.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06OK, Ms Carey, we're ready for you.
0:12:06 > 0:12:12# I don't want a lot for Christmas
0:12:12 > 0:12:16# There is just one thing I need
0:12:16 > 0:12:20# I don't care about the presents
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# Underneath the Christmas tree
0:12:23 > 0:12:27# I just want you for my own
0:12:27 > 0:12:32# More than you could ever know
0:12:32 > 0:12:38# Make my wish come true
0:12:38 > 0:12:44# All I want for Christmas
0:12:44 > 0:12:53# Is you
0:12:53 > 0:12:55# Yeah
0:12:56 > 0:12:59# I don't want a lot for Christmas
0:12:59 > 0:13:02# There is just one thing I need
0:13:02 > 0:13:05# And I don't care about the presents
0:13:05 > 0:13:09# Underneath the Christmas tree
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# I don't need to hang my stocking
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# There upon the fireplace
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# Santa Claus won't make me happy
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# With a toy on Christmas Day
0:13:21 > 0:13:25# I just want you for my own
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# More than you could ever know
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# Make my wish come true
0:13:31 > 0:13:37# All I want for Christmas is you
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# You, baby, oh
0:13:40 > 0:13:44# I won't ask for much this Christmas
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# I won't even wish for snow
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# And I just wanna keep on waiting
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Underneath the mistletoe
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# I won't make a list and send it
0:13:56 > 0:14:00# To the North Pole for St Nick
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# I won't even stay awake
0:14:03 > 0:14:06# To hear those magic reindeer click
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Cos I just want you here tonight
0:14:09 > 0:14:13# Holding on to me so tight
0:14:13 > 0:14:16# What more can I do?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18# Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas
0:14:18 > 0:14:21# Is you
0:14:21 > 0:14:24# Ooo-ooo
0:14:24 > 0:14:25# Baby
0:14:25 > 0:14:29# All the lights are shining
0:14:29 > 0:14:31# So brightly everywhere
0:14:31 > 0:14:32# So brightly, baby
0:14:32 > 0:14:36# And the sound of children's laughter
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- # Fills the air - Oh-oh
0:14:38 > 0:14:41# And everyone is singing
0:14:41 > 0:14:44# I hear those sleigh bells ringing
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# Santa won't you bring me
0:14:46 > 0:14:48# The one I really need
0:14:48 > 0:14:51# Won't you please bring my baby to me?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54# I don't want a lot for Christmas
0:14:54 > 0:14:58# This is all I'm asking for
0:14:58 > 0:15:00# I just wanna see my baby
0:15:00 > 0:15:04# Standing right outside my door
0:15:04 > 0:15:07# I just want you for my own
0:15:07 > 0:15:10# More than you could ever know
0:15:10 > 0:15:13# Make my wish come true
0:15:13 > 0:15:18# Baby, all I want for Christmas
0:15:18 > 0:15:20# Is you... #
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Peter Kay and the Two Ronnies on backing vocals there.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26OK, it's Christmas night, everyone's been on the sherry,
0:15:26 > 0:15:30and The Human League have moved the furniture back for some
0:15:30 > 0:15:33un-self-conscious dancing in front of the fake tree.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36And look out for Phil Oakey's festive ear!
0:15:36 > 0:15:41# You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# When I met you
0:15:44 > 0:15:48# I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around
0:15:48 > 0:15:51# Turned you into someone new
0:15:52 > 0:15:57# Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet
0:15:57 > 0:15:59# Success has been so easy for you
0:16:01 > 0:16:05# But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
0:16:05 > 0:16:08# And I can put you back down too
0:16:09 > 0:16:10# Don't
0:16:10 > 0:16:12# Don't you want me?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me
0:16:17 > 0:16:19# Don't
0:16:19 > 0:16:21# Don't you want me?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25# You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
0:16:25 > 0:16:27# It's much too late to find
0:16:27 > 0:16:29# You think you've changed your mind
0:16:29 > 0:16:34# You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry
0:16:34 > 0:16:36# Don't you want me, baby?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45# Don't you want me, baby?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54# I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
0:16:55 > 0:16:57# That much is true
0:16:58 > 0:17:02# But even then, I knew I'd find a much better place
0:17:02 > 0:17:06# Either with or without you
0:17:06 > 0:17:10# The five years we have had have been such good times
0:17:11 > 0:17:14# I still love you
0:17:15 > 0:17:19# But now, I think it's time I lived my life on my own
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# I guess it's just what I must do
0:17:23 > 0:17:25# Don't
0:17:25 > 0:17:27# Don't you want me?
0:17:27 > 0:17:32# You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me
0:17:32 > 0:17:33# Don't
0:17:33 > 0:17:35# Don't you want me?
0:17:35 > 0:17:40# You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
0:17:40 > 0:17:42# It's much too late to find
0:17:42 > 0:17:44# You think you've changed your mind
0:17:44 > 0:17:48# You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry
0:17:48 > 0:17:51# Don't you want me, baby?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59# Don't you want me, baby?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24# Don't you want me, baby?
0:18:25 > 0:18:29# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh! #
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Spray string and tinsel courtesy of the Shepherd's Bush pound shop.
0:18:33 > 0:18:372 Unlimited next. Now, have I got enough foil for the turkey?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40# Techno, techno, techno, techno... #
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Let me hear you say, "yeah"!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:19:29 > 0:19:30# No, no
0:19:30 > 0:19:31# No, no, no, no
0:19:31 > 0:19:33# No, no, no, no
0:19:33 > 0:19:35# No, no, there's no limit
0:19:35 > 0:19:36# No, no
0:19:36 > 0:19:38# No, no, no, no
0:19:38 > 0:19:40# No, no, no, no
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# No, no, there's no limit
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# No, no limits
0:19:44 > 0:19:45# We'll reach for the sky
0:19:45 > 0:19:49# No valley too deep, no mountain too high
0:19:49 > 0:19:50# No, no limits
0:19:50 > 0:19:52# Won't give up the fight
0:19:52 > 0:19:56# We do what we want and we do it with pride... #
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Let me hear you say, "yeah"!
0:20:10 > 0:20:11- AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:20:11 > 0:20:12# No, no
0:20:12 > 0:20:14# No, no, no, no
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# No, no, no, no, no
0:20:16 > 0:20:18# Techno, techno, techno, techno
0:20:18 > 0:20:19# No, no
0:20:19 > 0:20:21# No, no, no, no
0:20:21 > 0:20:22# No, no, no, no, no
0:20:22 > 0:20:25# Come on! Techno, techno, techno, techno
0:20:52 > 0:20:53# No, no
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# No, no, no, no
0:20:55 > 0:20:56# No, no, no, no
0:20:56 > 0:20:59# No, no, there's no limit
0:20:59 > 0:21:00# No, no
0:21:00 > 0:21:01# No, no, no, no
0:21:01 > 0:21:03# No, no, no, no
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# No, no, there's no limit
0:21:06 > 0:21:07# No, no limits
0:21:07 > 0:21:09# We'll reach for the sky
0:21:09 > 0:21:12# No valley too deep, no mountain too high... #
0:21:12 > 0:21:152 Unlimited with a contubernium of oven-ready gladiators,
0:21:15 > 0:21:18for no good reason. But, hey, it's Christmas.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Yes, but really, what have you done, eh? Hmm.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Underwhelming baubles, Yoko.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Happy Christmas, Kyoko. - Happy Christmas, Julian.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28# So this is Christmas
0:21:31 > 0:21:33# And what have you done?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38# Another year over
0:21:40 > 0:21:43# And a new one just begun
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# And so this is Christmas
0:21:50 > 0:21:53# I hope you have fun
0:21:55 > 0:21:58# The near and the dear ones
0:22:00 > 0:22:03# The old and the young
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# A very merry Christmas
0:22:09 > 0:22:13# And a happy New Year
0:22:15 > 0:22:18# Let's hope it's a good one
0:22:19 > 0:22:22# Without any fear
0:22:24 > 0:22:29- # And so this is Christmas - War is over
0:22:29 > 0:22:34- # For weak and for strong - If you want it
0:22:34 > 0:22:39- # The rich and the poor ones - War is over
0:22:39 > 0:22:44- # The world is so wrong - Now
0:22:44 > 0:22:49- # And so happy Christmas - War is over
0:22:49 > 0:22:54- # For black and for white - If you want it
0:22:54 > 0:22:59- # For the yellow and red ones - War is over
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- # Let's stop all the fight - Now
0:23:03 > 0:23:07# A very merry Christmas
0:23:09 > 0:23:12# And a happy New Year
0:23:13 > 0:23:17# Let's hope it's a good one
0:23:18 > 0:23:22# Without any fear
0:23:24 > 0:23:29- # And so this is Christmas - War is over
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- # And what have we done? - If you want it
0:23:34 > 0:23:39- # Another year over - War is over
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- # A new one just begun - Now
0:23:43 > 0:23:49- # And so happy Christmas - War is over
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- # We hope you have fun - If you want it
0:23:53 > 0:23:58- # The near and the dear ones - War is over
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- # The old and the young - Now
0:24:03 > 0:24:06# A very merry Christmas
0:24:08 > 0:24:11# And a happy New Year
0:24:13 > 0:24:16# Let's hope it's a good one
0:24:18 > 0:24:21# Without any fear
0:24:24 > 0:24:29# War is over
0:24:29 > 0:24:32# If you want it... #
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Children's choir count stands at two.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Now, direct from a nearby garden centre, it's Coldplay.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40And Chris has done his back in
0:24:40 > 0:24:43and is having trouble standing up straight, so that explains that.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46But why he's wearing toddlers' shoes, I really can't say.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00# Turn your magic on, Umi, she'd say
0:25:01 > 0:25:05# Everything you want's a dream away
0:25:05 > 0:25:09# And we are legends every day
0:25:09 > 0:25:11# That's what she told me
0:25:11 > 0:25:15# And I feel my heart beating
0:25:15 > 0:25:19# I feel my heart underneath my skin
0:25:19 > 0:25:23# Oh, yeah, I feel my heart beating
0:25:24 > 0:25:26# Cos you make me feel
0:25:28 > 0:25:30# Like I'm alive again
0:25:37 > 0:25:39# Alive again
0:25:41 > 0:25:43# Oh, you make me feel
0:25:45 > 0:25:48# Like I'm alive again
0:25:48 > 0:25:50# Said I can't go on
0:25:50 > 0:25:52# Not in this way
0:25:52 > 0:25:56# I'm a dream that died by light of day
0:25:56 > 0:26:00# Gonna hold up half the sky and say
0:26:00 > 0:26:02# Only I own me
0:26:02 > 0:26:06# And I feel my heart beating
0:26:07 > 0:26:11# I feel my heart underneath my skin
0:26:11 > 0:26:15# Oh, yeah, I feel my heart beating
0:26:15 > 0:26:17# Cos you make me feel
0:26:19 > 0:26:21# Like I'm alive again
0:26:28 > 0:26:30# Alive again
0:26:33 > 0:26:34# Oh, you make me feel
0:26:36 > 0:26:39# Like I'm alive again
0:26:40 > 0:26:43# Magic on, Umi, she'd say
0:26:45 > 0:26:47# Everything you want's a dream away
0:26:48 > 0:26:50# Under this pressure
0:26:50 > 0:26:52# Under this weight
0:26:52 > 0:26:56# We are diamonds taking shape
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# Oh, we are diamonds taking shape
0:27:07 > 0:27:09# Woo-oo-ooh
0:27:10 > 0:27:14# Woo-oo-ooh
0:27:16 > 0:27:20# If we've only got this life
0:27:20 > 0:27:24# This adventure, oh, then I
0:27:24 > 0:27:28# And if we've only got this life
0:27:28 > 0:27:31# You get me through
0:27:31 > 0:27:33# Yeah
0:27:33 > 0:27:37# If we've only got this life
0:27:37 > 0:27:41# In this adventure, oh, then I
0:27:41 > 0:27:43# Want to share it with you
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# With you
0:27:46 > 0:27:48# With you
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Yeah, I do
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- # Woo-hoo - Woo-hoo
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- # Woo-hoo - Woo-hoo
0:27:55 > 0:27:57- # Woo-hoo - Woo-hoo
0:27:57 > 0:27:59- # Woo-hoo - Woo-hoo
0:27:59 > 0:28:01- # Woo-hoo - Woo-hoo
0:28:01 > 0:28:03- # Woo-hoo - Woo-hoo
0:28:03 > 0:28:05- # Woo-hoo - Woo-hoo
0:28:05 > 0:28:08- # Woo-hoo - Woo-hoo
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- # Woo-hoo - Woo-hoo
0:28:11 > 0:28:13# Woo-hoo. #
0:28:13 > 0:28:17Good effort with the hat, Chris. Shame it was the wrong size, eh?
0:28:17 > 0:28:20OK. Children's choir count - three. Well, it soon will be.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Merry Christmas, Woody.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26# When the snowman brings the snow
0:28:26 > 0:28:30# Well, he just might like to know
0:28:30 > 0:28:36# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
0:28:37 > 0:28:41# If you jump into your bed
0:28:41 > 0:28:44# Quickly cover up your head
0:28:44 > 0:28:46# Don't you lock the doors
0:28:46 > 0:28:51# You know that sweet Santa Claus is on the way
0:28:51 > 0:28:56# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:28:58 > 0:29:03# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
0:29:04 > 0:29:10# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:29:11 > 0:29:19# Let the bells ring out for Christmas
0:29:20 > 0:29:24# When we're skating in the park
0:29:24 > 0:29:27# If the storm cloud makes it dark
0:29:27 > 0:29:33# Then your rosy cheeks gonna light my merry way
0:29:34 > 0:29:37# Now the frosticles appear
0:29:37 > 0:29:40# And they've frozen up my beard
0:29:40 > 0:29:43# So we'll lie by the fire
0:29:43 > 0:29:47# Till the sleep simply melts 'em all away
0:29:47 > 0:29:53# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:29:55 > 0:30:00# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
0:30:01 > 0:30:07# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:30:08 > 0:30:15# Let the bells ring out for Christmas
0:30:40 > 0:30:42# When the snowman brings the snow
0:30:42 > 0:30:46- # When the snowman brings the snow - Well, he just might like to know
0:30:46 > 0:30:47# He just might like to know
0:30:47 > 0:30:53# He's put a great big smile on somebody's face
0:30:54 > 0:30:56# So if Santa brings that sleigh
0:30:56 > 0:30:59- # Santa brings that sleigh - All along the Milky Way
0:30:59 > 0:31:01# Along the Milky Way
0:31:01 > 0:31:03# I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow
0:31:03 > 0:31:07# Then he may decide to stay
0:31:07 > 0:31:13# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:31:15 > 0:31:20# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
0:31:20 > 0:31:26# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:31:28 > 0:31:34# So let the bells ring out for Christmas... #
0:31:37 > 0:31:39OK, you lot. Take it!
0:31:39 > 0:31:44# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day
0:31:44 > 0:31:46# Christmas, baby!
0:31:46 > 0:31:52# When the kids start singing and the band begins to play... #
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Does it count as a children's choir if they don't actually sing?
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Evidently hastily assembled from a local primary school,
0:31:58 > 0:32:01with no time to learn the words. Doh!
0:32:01 > 0:32:05Now, shamelessly ignoring the festive dress code whilst performing
0:32:05 > 0:32:09in front of some budget shower curtains, it's Robbie Williams.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# Heaven knows I was such a young boy
0:32:11 > 0:32:14# I didn't know what I wanted to be
0:32:18 > 0:32:21# I was every little hungry schoolgirl's pride and joy
0:32:21 > 0:32:24# And I guess it was enough for me
0:32:28 > 0:32:30# To win the race? A prettier face
0:32:30 > 0:32:33# Brand-new clothes and a big fat place
0:32:33 > 0:32:35# On your rock and roll TV
0:32:38 > 0:32:43# But today the way I play the game has got to change, oh, yeah
0:32:43 > 0:32:45# And now I'm gonna get myself happy
0:32:49 > 0:32:51# I think there's something you should know
0:32:51 > 0:32:54# I think it's time I told you so
0:32:54 > 0:32:57# There's something deep inside of me
0:32:57 > 0:32:59# There's someone else I've got to be
0:32:59 > 0:33:02# Take back your picture in a frame
0:33:02 > 0:33:04# Don't think that I'll be back again
0:33:04 > 0:33:07# I just hope you'll understand
0:33:07 > 0:33:09# Somehow the clothes do not make the man
0:33:09 > 0:33:13# All we have to do now
0:33:14 > 0:33:20# Is take these lies and make them true somehow
0:33:20 > 0:33:24# All we have to see
0:33:24 > 0:33:26# Is that I don't belong to you
0:33:26 > 0:33:30# And you don't belong to me Yeah, yeah
0:33:30 > 0:33:32- # Freedom - I won't let you down
0:33:32 > 0:33:35- # Freedom - I will not give you up
0:33:35 > 0:33:37- # Freedom - Gotta have some faith in myself
0:33:37 > 0:33:39# Gotta give for what you take
0:33:39 > 0:33:41# It's the one good thing that I've got
0:33:41 > 0:33:43- # Freedom - I won't let you down
0:33:43 > 0:33:45- # Freedom - So please don't give me up
0:33:45 > 0:33:49- # Freedom - Cos I would really, really love
0:33:49 > 0:33:51# To stick around, stick around
0:33:51 > 0:33:54# Heaven knows we sure had some fun, boy
0:33:54 > 0:33:56# What a kick, just my buddies and me
0:33:56 > 0:33:59# What a kick, just my buddies and me
0:34:01 > 0:34:03# We won the race Got out of the place
0:34:03 > 0:34:05# Went back home, got a brand-new face
0:34:05 > 0:34:09- # For the boys on MTV - Boys on MTV
0:34:11 > 0:34:15# But today the way I play the game has got to change, oh, yeah
0:34:15 > 0:34:17# And now I'm gonna get myself happy
0:34:21 > 0:34:24# I think there's something you should know
0:34:24 > 0:34:27# I think it's time I stopped the show
0:34:27 > 0:34:29# There's something deep inside of me
0:34:29 > 0:34:32# There's someone I forgot to be
0:34:32 > 0:34:34# Take back your picture in a frame
0:34:34 > 0:34:37# Don't think that I'll be back again
0:34:37 > 0:34:39# I just hope you'll understand
0:34:39 > 0:34:42# Sometimes the clothes do not make the man
0:34:42 > 0:34:47# All we have to do now
0:34:47 > 0:34:52# Is take these lies and make them true somehow
0:34:52 > 0:34:56# All we have to see
0:34:56 > 0:34:59# Is that I don't belong to you
0:34:59 > 0:35:03# And you don't belong to me Yeah, yeah
0:35:03 > 0:35:05- # Freedom - I won't let you down
0:35:05 > 0:35:07- # Freedom - I will not give you up
0:35:07 > 0:35:10- # Freedom - Gotta have some faith in myself
0:35:10 > 0:35:12# Gotta give for what you take
0:35:12 > 0:35:14# It's the one good thing that I've got
0:35:14 > 0:35:15- # Freedom - I won't let you down
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- # Freedom - So please don't give me up
0:35:18 > 0:35:21- # Freedom - Cos I would really, really love
0:35:21 > 0:35:23# To stick around, stick around... #
0:35:23 > 0:35:27Now, could there be a more poignant title in this instance than
0:35:27 > 0:35:31Last Christmas, as we lost George Michael last Christmas Day?
0:35:31 > 0:35:33We miss you, George. RIP.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40# Last Christmas
0:35:40 > 0:35:42# I gave you my heart
0:35:42 > 0:35:45# But the very next day
0:35:45 > 0:35:47# You gave it away
0:35:47 > 0:35:50# This year
0:35:50 > 0:35:52# To save me from tears
0:35:52 > 0:35:57# I'll give it to someone special
0:35:57 > 0:35:59# Last Christmas
0:35:59 > 0:36:01# I gave you my heart
0:36:01 > 0:36:03# But the very next day
0:36:03 > 0:36:06- # You gave it away - You gave it away
0:36:06 > 0:36:08# This year
0:36:08 > 0:36:10# To save me from tears
0:36:10 > 0:36:13# I'll give it to someone special
0:36:13 > 0:36:15# Special
0:36:33 > 0:36:37# Once bitten and twice shy
0:36:37 > 0:36:39# I keep my distance
0:36:39 > 0:36:42# But you still catch my eye
0:36:42 > 0:36:44# Tell me, baby
0:36:44 > 0:36:46# Do you recognise me?
0:36:46 > 0:36:48# Well, it's been a year
0:36:48 > 0:36:50# It doesn't surprise me... #
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Happy Christmas.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55# I wrapped it up and sent it
0:36:55 > 0:36:58# With a note saying, "I love you"
0:36:58 > 0:36:59# I meant it
0:36:59 > 0:37:03# Now I know what a fool I've been
0:37:03 > 0:37:05# But if you kissed me now
0:37:05 > 0:37:08# I know you'd fool me again
0:37:08 > 0:37:10# Last Christmas
0:37:10 > 0:37:13# I gave you my heart
0:37:13 > 0:37:15# But the very next day
0:37:15 > 0:37:16# You gave it away
0:37:16 > 0:37:18# You gave it away
0:37:18 > 0:37:19# This year
0:37:19 > 0:37:21# To save me from tears
0:37:21 > 0:37:25# I'll give it to someone special
0:37:25 > 0:37:26# Special
0:37:26 > 0:37:28# Last Christmas
0:37:28 > 0:37:30# I gave you my heart
0:37:30 > 0:37:33# But the very next day
0:37:33 > 0:37:35# You gave it away
0:37:35 > 0:37:37# This year
0:37:37 > 0:37:40# To save me from tears
0:37:40 > 0:37:43# I'll give it to someone special
0:37:43 > 0:37:44# Special
0:37:44 > 0:37:46# Oh!
0:37:48 > 0:37:51# Oh, my baby
0:38:03 > 0:38:05# A crowded room
0:38:05 > 0:38:07# Friends with tired eyes
0:38:07 > 0:38:09# I'm hiding from you
0:38:09 > 0:38:12# And your soul of ice
0:38:12 > 0:38:13# My God I thought you were
0:38:13 > 0:38:16# Someone to rely on
0:38:16 > 0:38:18# Me? I guess I was
0:38:18 > 0:38:20# A shoulder to cry on
0:38:20 > 0:38:22# A face on a lover
0:38:22 > 0:38:24# With a fire in his heart
0:38:24 > 0:38:27# A man undercover
0:38:27 > 0:38:31# But you tore me apart
0:38:31 > 0:38:33# Ooh-ooh
0:38:33 > 0:38:35# Now I've found a real love
0:38:35 > 0:38:38# You'll never fool me again
0:38:38 > 0:38:40# Last Christmas
0:38:40 > 0:38:42# I gave you my heart
0:38:42 > 0:38:44# But the very next day
0:38:44 > 0:38:46# You gave it away
0:38:46 > 0:38:47# You gave it away
0:38:47 > 0:38:49# This year
0:38:49 > 0:38:51# To save me from tears
0:38:51 > 0:38:55# I'll give it to someone special
0:38:55 > 0:38:56# Special
0:38:56 > 0:38:58# Last Christmas
0:38:58 > 0:39:00# I gave you my heart
0:39:00 > 0:39:03# But the very next day
0:39:03 > 0:39:05# You gave me away
0:39:05 > 0:39:07# This year
0:39:07 > 0:39:09# To save me from tears
0:39:09 > 0:39:13# I'll give it to someone special
0:39:14 > 0:39:16# A face on a lover
0:39:16 > 0:39:18# With a fire in his heart
0:39:18 > 0:39:20# A man undercover
0:39:20 > 0:39:23# But you tore him apart
0:39:23 > 0:39:26# Maybe next year... #
0:39:27 > 0:39:31Very sadly missed this Christmas - George Michael. You're watching...
0:39:34 > 0:39:36..with me, Mark Radcliffe.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39And let's not forget that there are urgent medical procedures
0:39:39 > 0:39:42being carried out over the festive period, but who can blame
0:39:42 > 0:39:45the operating theatre staff for adopting a relaxed dress code
0:39:45 > 0:39:47at this time of year?
0:39:48 > 0:39:52# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:39:52 > 0:39:55# Gonna go to the place that's best
0:39:56 > 0:40:00# When they lay me down to die
0:40:00 > 0:40:04# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
0:40:04 > 0:40:07# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
0:40:07 > 0:40:08# Spirit in the sky
0:40:08 > 0:40:11# That's where I'm gonna go when I die
0:40:11 > 0:40:12# When I die
0:40:12 > 0:40:15# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:40:15 > 0:40:18# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
0:40:36 > 0:40:40# Prepare yourself - you know it's a must
0:40:40 > 0:40:42# Gotta have a friend named Jesus
0:40:44 > 0:40:46# So you know that when you die
0:40:47 > 0:40:51# It's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky
0:40:52 > 0:40:55# Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
0:40:55 > 0:40:58# That's where you're gonna go when you die
0:40:58 > 0:41:00# When you die
0:41:00 > 0:41:03# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:41:03 > 0:41:06# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
0:41:55 > 0:41:57# Never been a sinner
0:41:57 > 0:41:59# I've never sinned
0:41:59 > 0:42:02# I've got a friend named Jesus
0:42:03 > 0:42:07# So you know that when I die
0:42:07 > 0:42:10# It's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky
0:42:11 > 0:42:14# Going on up to the spirit in the sky
0:42:14 > 0:42:15# Spirit in the sky
0:42:15 > 0:42:18# That's where I'm gonna go when I die
0:42:18 > 0:42:19# When I die
0:42:19 > 0:42:22# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:42:22 > 0:42:25# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
0:42:27 > 0:42:30# Going on up to the spirit in the sky
0:42:30 > 0:42:31# Spirit in the sky
0:42:31 > 0:42:34# That's where I'm gonna go when I die
0:42:34 > 0:42:35# When I die
0:42:35 > 0:42:38# When I die and they lay me to rest
0:42:38 > 0:42:42# I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
0:42:42 > 0:42:44# Go to the place that's the best... #
0:42:44 > 0:42:46OK, M People next, and this was
0:42:46 > 0:42:50when the BBC hadn't paid the gas bill and so the heating was cut off,
0:42:50 > 0:42:54which is why the sax player kept his coat on and Heather wore a fleece!
0:42:54 > 0:42:56# You've done me wrong
0:42:56 > 0:42:58# Your time is up
0:42:58 > 0:43:00# You took a sip
0:43:00 > 0:43:02# From the devil's cup
0:43:02 > 0:43:04# You broke my heart
0:43:04 > 0:43:06# There's no way back
0:43:06 > 0:43:08# Move right outta here, baby
0:43:08 > 0:43:11# Go on, pack your bags
0:43:11 > 0:43:14# Just do you think you are?
0:43:14 > 0:43:19# Stop acting like some kinda star
0:43:19 > 0:43:22# Just who do you think you are?
0:43:22 > 0:43:25# Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are
0:43:25 > 0:43:27# Cos I'm moving on up
0:43:27 > 0:43:29# You're moving on out
0:43:29 > 0:43:31# Moving on up
0:43:31 > 0:43:33# Nothing can stop me
0:43:33 > 0:43:35# Moving on up
0:43:35 > 0:43:37# You're moving on out
0:43:37 > 0:43:39# Time to break free
0:43:39 > 0:43:41# Nothing can stop me
0:43:48 > 0:43:52# They brag a man has walked in space
0:43:52 > 0:43:55# But you can't even find my place
0:43:55 > 0:43:59# There ain't nothing you can do
0:43:59 > 0:44:04# Cos I've had enough of me, baby, being part of you
0:44:05 > 0:44:07# Just who do you think you are?
0:44:08 > 0:44:12# This time you've gone too far
0:44:12 > 0:44:15# Just who do you think you are?
0:44:15 > 0:44:19# Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are
0:44:19 > 0:44:21# I'm moving on up
0:44:21 > 0:44:23# You're moving on out
0:44:23 > 0:44:25# Moving on up
0:44:25 > 0:44:27# Nothing can stop me
0:44:27 > 0:44:29# Moving on up
0:44:29 > 0:44:30# You're moving on out
0:44:30 > 0:44:33# Time to break free
0:44:33 > 0:44:35# Nothing can stop me, yeah
0:44:58 > 0:44:59# Moving on up
0:45:01 > 0:45:03# Moving on up
0:45:05 > 0:45:09- # Moving on up - Hey, yeah, yeah
0:45:10 > 0:45:11# Moving on up
0:45:13 > 0:45:14# Moving on up
0:45:14 > 0:45:17# You're moving on out
0:45:17 > 0:45:19# Moving on up
0:45:19 > 0:45:21# Nothing can stop me
0:45:21 > 0:45:22# Moving on up
0:45:22 > 0:45:24# You're moving on out
0:45:24 > 0:45:27# Time to break free
0:45:27 > 0:45:28# Nothing can stop me. #
0:45:30 > 0:45:32And more ostentatiously warm clothing,
0:45:32 > 0:45:35borrowed from their mums, with East 17 next.
0:45:35 > 0:45:39Very dapper, especially when twinned with an undersized baseball cap
0:45:39 > 0:45:41pinched from an infant sibling, eh, Brian?
0:45:42 > 0:45:44# Stay now
0:45:44 > 0:45:47# Baby, if you've got to go away
0:45:47 > 0:45:50# Don't think I can take the pain
0:45:50 > 0:45:52# Stay now
0:45:52 > 0:45:54# Won't you stay another day?
0:45:54 > 0:45:55# Stay now
0:45:59 > 0:46:04# Don't you know we've come too far now
0:46:04 > 0:46:06# Just to go
0:46:06 > 0:46:10# And try to throw it all away?
0:46:13 > 0:46:19# I've only just begun to know you
0:46:19 > 0:46:21# All I can say
0:46:21 > 0:46:26# Is won't you stay just one more day?
0:46:27 > 0:46:29# Stay now
0:46:29 > 0:46:33# Baby, if you've got to go away
0:46:33 > 0:46:36# Don't think I can take the pain
0:46:36 > 0:46:41# Won't you stay another day?
0:46:43 > 0:46:48# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
0:46:48 > 0:46:51# Don't you say it's the final kiss
0:46:51 > 0:46:56# Won't you stay another day?
0:47:02 > 0:47:07# I touch your face while you are sleeping
0:47:07 > 0:47:09# And hold your hand
0:47:09 > 0:47:14# Don't understand what's going on
0:47:17 > 0:47:23# Good times we had return to haunt me
0:47:23 > 0:47:25# Though it's for you
0:47:25 > 0:47:30# All that I do seems to be wrong
0:47:32 > 0:47:34# Stay now, stay now
0:47:35 > 0:47:36# Stay now
0:47:36 > 0:47:40# Baby, if you've got to go away
0:47:40 > 0:47:44# Don't think I can take the pain
0:47:44 > 0:47:47# Won't you stay another day?
0:47:47 > 0:47:49# Stay now, stay now, stay now
0:47:51 > 0:47:55# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
0:47:55 > 0:47:59# Don't you say it's the final kiss
0:47:59 > 0:48:02# Won't you stay another day?
0:48:05 > 0:48:06# Stay
0:48:06 > 0:48:09# Baby, if you've got to go away
0:48:10 > 0:48:13# Don't think I can take the pain
0:48:13 > 0:48:14# Stay
0:48:14 > 0:48:18# Won't you stay another day?
0:48:21 > 0:48:24# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
0:48:25 > 0:48:28# Don't you say it's the final kiss... #
0:48:28 > 0:48:31Lovely ear adornments there, chaps, which reminds me -
0:48:31 > 0:48:33must get some new rings for my shower curtain.
0:48:33 > 0:48:37A classic from Abba now, showcasing all their famous moves -
0:48:37 > 0:48:40facing the front, facing each other, back-to-back.
0:48:40 > 0:48:42They had it all, didn't they?
0:48:45 > 0:48:49# I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
0:48:52 > 0:48:56# So I made up my mind it must come to an end
0:48:59 > 0:49:01# Look at me now
0:49:01 > 0:49:03# Will I ever learn?
0:49:03 > 0:49:05# I don't know how
0:49:05 > 0:49:08# But I suddenly lose control
0:49:08 > 0:49:11# There's a fire within my soul
0:49:12 > 0:49:14# Just one look
0:49:14 > 0:49:15# And I can hear a bell ring
0:49:15 > 0:49:17# One more look
0:49:17 > 0:49:19# And I forget everything
0:49:19 > 0:49:21# Oh-oh
0:49:21 > 0:49:22# Mamma mia
0:49:22 > 0:49:24# Here I go again
0:49:24 > 0:49:27# My, my, how can I resist you?
0:49:27 > 0:49:29# Mamma mia
0:49:29 > 0:49:31# Does it show again
0:49:31 > 0:49:34# My, my, just how much I've missed you?
0:49:34 > 0:49:37# Yes, I've been broken-hearted
0:49:37 > 0:49:41# Blue since the day we parted
0:49:41 > 0:49:42# Why, why
0:49:42 > 0:49:44# Did I ever let you go?
0:49:44 > 0:49:46# Mamma mia
0:49:46 > 0:49:48# Now I really know
0:49:48 > 0:49:50# My, my
0:49:50 > 0:49:51# I could never let you go
0:49:59 > 0:50:02# I've been angry and sad about things that you do
0:50:05 > 0:50:10# I can't count all the times that I told you "we're through"
0:50:12 > 0:50:14# And when you go
0:50:14 > 0:50:16# When you slam the door
0:50:16 > 0:50:18# I think you know
0:50:18 > 0:50:21# That you won't be away too long
0:50:21 > 0:50:25# You know that I'm not that strong
0:50:26 > 0:50:27# Just one look
0:50:27 > 0:50:29# And I can hear a bell ring
0:50:29 > 0:50:30# One more look
0:50:30 > 0:50:33# And I forget everything
0:50:33 > 0:50:34# Oh-oh
0:50:34 > 0:50:36# Mamma mia
0:50:36 > 0:50:37# Here I go again
0:50:37 > 0:50:41# My, my, how can I resist you?
0:50:41 > 0:50:43# Mamma mia
0:50:43 > 0:50:45# Does it show again
0:50:45 > 0:50:48# My, my, just how much I've missed you?
0:50:48 > 0:50:51# Yes, I've been broken-hearted
0:50:51 > 0:50:55# Blue since the day we parted
0:50:55 > 0:50:56# Why, why
0:50:56 > 0:50:58# Did I ever let you go?
0:50:58 > 0:51:00# Mamma mia
0:51:00 > 0:51:01# Even if I said
0:51:01 > 0:51:05# "Bye-bye, leave me now or never"
0:51:05 > 0:51:06# Mamma mia
0:51:06 > 0:51:08# It's a game we play
0:51:08 > 0:51:10# Bye-bye
0:51:10 > 0:51:12# Doesn't mean forever
0:51:12 > 0:51:14# Mamma mia
0:51:14 > 0:51:15# Here I go again
0:51:15 > 0:51:19# My, my, how can I resist you?
0:51:19 > 0:51:21# Mamma mia
0:51:21 > 0:51:23# Does it show again
0:51:23 > 0:51:26# My, my, just how much I've missed you?
0:51:26 > 0:51:30# Yes, I've been broken-hearted
0:51:30 > 0:51:33# Blue since the day we parted
0:51:33 > 0:51:34# Why, why
0:51:34 > 0:51:37# Did I ever let you go?
0:51:37 > 0:51:40# Mamma mia, now I really know
0:51:40 > 0:51:43# My, my, I could never let you go. #
0:51:43 > 0:51:46Always great to have a bit of Abba, isn't it?
0:51:46 > 0:51:48And now it's Charles And Eddie.
0:51:48 > 0:51:51Yes, all right, Eddie, we know you've washed your hair.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53There's no need to keep flicking it about -
0:51:53 > 0:51:55you're not in a shampoo advert!
0:51:55 > 0:51:57# Look into my eyes
0:51:57 > 0:51:59# Can't you see they're open wide?
0:51:59 > 0:52:01# Would I lie to you, baby?
0:52:01 > 0:52:04- # Would I lie to you? - Oh, yeah
0:52:04 > 0:52:06# Don't you know it's true
0:52:06 > 0:52:09# That, girl, there's only you?
0:52:09 > 0:52:12# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah?
0:52:15 > 0:52:17# Everybody wants to know the truth
0:52:19 > 0:52:23# In my arms is the only proof
0:52:24 > 0:52:29# I've hidden my hurt behind the bedroom door
0:52:29 > 0:52:34# Now it's open, I can do no more
0:52:34 > 0:52:35# I'm telling you, baby
0:52:35 > 0:52:39# You will never find another girl
0:52:39 > 0:52:41# In this heart of mine
0:52:41 > 0:52:43# Oh
0:52:43 > 0:52:45# Look into my eyes
0:52:45 > 0:52:47# Can't you see they're open wide?
0:52:47 > 0:52:49# Would I lie to you, baby?
0:52:49 > 0:52:52# Would I lie to you?
0:52:52 > 0:52:53# Oh, yeah
0:52:53 > 0:52:54# Don't you know it's true?
0:52:54 > 0:52:57# Girl, there's only you now
0:52:57 > 0:52:59# Would I lie to you, baby?
0:52:59 > 0:53:01# Would I lie to you?
0:53:03 > 0:53:07# Everybody's got their history
0:53:07 > 0:53:10# On every page a little mystery
0:53:12 > 0:53:15# You can read my diary You're in every line
0:53:17 > 0:53:20# Jealous mind's never satisfied
0:53:22 > 0:53:23# I'm telling you, baby
0:53:23 > 0:53:27# You will never find another girl
0:53:27 > 0:53:29# In this heart of mine
0:53:29 > 0:53:31# In this heart of mine
0:53:31 > 0:53:33# Look into my eyes
0:53:33 > 0:53:35# Can't you see they're open wide?
0:53:35 > 0:53:38# Would I lie to you, baby?
0:53:38 > 0:53:41- # Would I lie to you? - Oh, yeah
0:53:41 > 0:53:42# Don't you know it's true
0:53:42 > 0:53:45# That, girl, there's only you
0:53:45 > 0:53:49# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah? #
0:53:49 > 0:53:51Come on, let me hear you scream. Come on!
0:53:51 > 0:53:53# You wanna see me night and day
0:53:54 > 0:53:56# Would I lie?
0:53:56 > 0:53:58# If I tell you that I'm here to stay
0:53:58 > 0:54:01# Would I lie to you?
0:54:01 > 0:54:03# Do you think I'd give my love away?
0:54:03 > 0:54:05# Would I lie?
0:54:05 > 0:54:09# That's not the kind of game I play, no
0:54:09 > 0:54:11# I'm telling you, baby
0:54:11 > 0:54:14# You will never find another girl
0:54:14 > 0:54:16# In this heart of mine
0:54:16 > 0:54:19# In this heart of mine
0:54:19 > 0:54:21# Deep in my heart
0:54:21 > 0:54:23# Look into my eyes
0:54:23 > 0:54:25# Can't you see they're open wide?
0:54:25 > 0:54:28# Would I lie to you, baby?
0:54:28 > 0:54:30- # Would I lie to you? - Oh, yeah
0:54:30 > 0:54:32# Don't you know it's true?
0:54:32 > 0:54:35# Girl, there's only you now
0:54:35 > 0:54:38# Would I lie to you, baby, yeah?
0:54:39 > 0:54:42# Look into my eyes
0:54:42 > 0:54:44# Can't you see they're open wide?
0:54:44 > 0:54:47# Would I lie to you, baby? #
0:54:47 > 0:54:51Next up, a familiar festive fave which utilises
0:54:51 > 0:54:54many of the classic Christmas elements - a brass band,
0:54:54 > 0:54:58sleigh bells and a mention of the nuclear fallout zone.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00# Hey, Mr Churchill comes over here
0:55:00 > 0:55:03# To say we're doing splendidly
0:55:03 > 0:55:04# But it's very cold
0:55:04 > 0:55:05# Out here in the snow
0:55:05 > 0:55:08# Marching to and from the enemy
0:55:08 > 0:55:09# Oh, I say it's tough
0:55:09 > 0:55:10# I have had enough
0:55:10 > 0:55:13# Can you stop the cavalry?
0:55:31 > 0:55:32# I have had to fight
0:55:32 > 0:55:33# Almost every night
0:55:33 > 0:55:35# Down throughout these centuries
0:55:35 > 0:55:38# That is when I say Oh, yes, yet again
0:55:38 > 0:55:40# Can you stop the cavalry?
0:55:42 > 0:55:44# Mary Bradley waits at home
0:55:44 > 0:55:47# In the nuclear fallout zone
0:55:47 > 0:55:49# Wish I could be dancing now
0:55:49 > 0:55:52# In the arms of the girl I love
0:55:55 > 0:55:56# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
0:55:56 > 0:55:58# Dub-a-dub-a-dum
0:55:58 > 0:55:59# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum
0:55:59 > 0:56:02# Dub-a-dub-a-dum Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
0:56:02 > 0:56:03# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum
0:56:03 > 0:56:05# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum Dub-a-dum-a-dum
0:56:05 > 0:56:10# Wish I was at home for Christmas
0:56:21 > 0:56:23# Bang goes another bomb
0:56:23 > 0:56:24# On another town
0:56:24 > 0:56:26# While the Tsar and Jim have tea
0:56:26 > 0:56:29# If I get home Live to tell the tale
0:56:29 > 0:56:31# I'll run for all presidencies
0:56:31 > 0:56:34# If I get elected I'll stop
0:56:34 > 0:56:36# I will stop the cavalry
0:56:55 > 0:56:56# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
0:56:56 > 0:56:57# Dub-a-dub-a-dum
0:56:57 > 0:56:59# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum
0:56:59 > 0:57:00# Dub-a-dub-a-dum
0:57:00 > 0:57:01# Dub-a-dub-a-dum-dum
0:57:01 > 0:57:02# Dub-a-dub-a-dum
0:57:02 > 0:57:04# Dub-a-dum-dum-dub-a-dum
0:57:04 > 0:57:05# Dub-a-dub-a-dum
0:57:05 > 0:57:10# Wish I was at home for Christmas
0:57:10 > 0:57:12# Wish I could be dancing now
0:57:12 > 0:57:15# In the arms of the girl I love
0:57:15 > 0:57:17# Mary Bradley waits at home
0:57:17 > 0:57:20# She's been waiting two years long
0:57:24 > 0:57:27# Wish I was at home for Christmas. #
0:57:35 > 0:57:38OK, we're off to the Radio 1 Live Lounge now.
0:57:38 > 0:57:42It's just through the Live Kitchen, next to the Live Dining Room.
0:57:42 > 0:57:45And, ooh, who's been forced to wear a new jumper by his girlfriend?
0:57:45 > 0:57:48# It was Christmas Eve, babe
0:57:50 > 0:57:52# In the drunk tank
0:57:53 > 0:57:55# An old man said to me
0:57:56 > 0:57:59# "Won't see another one"
0:58:00 > 0:58:04# And then he sang a song
0:58:04 > 0:58:07# The Rare Old Mountain Dew
0:58:08 > 0:58:10# I turned my face away
0:58:11 > 0:58:14# And dreamed about you
0:58:15 > 0:58:19# Got on a lucky one
0:58:19 > 0:58:23# Came in 18 to 1
0:58:23 > 0:58:24# I've got a feeling
0:58:26 > 0:58:29# This year's for me and you
0:58:30 > 0:58:33# So happy Christmas
0:58:34 > 0:58:37# I love you, baby
0:58:37 > 0:58:40# I can see a better time
0:58:41 > 0:58:44# When all our dreams come true
0:58:56 > 0:58:58# They've got cars big as bars
0:58:58 > 0:58:59# They've got rivers of gold
0:58:59 > 0:59:01# But the wind goes right through you
0:59:01 > 0:59:02# It's no place for the old
0:59:02 > 0:59:04# When you first took my hand
0:59:04 > 0:59:05# On a cold Christmas Eve
0:59:05 > 0:59:08# You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
0:59:08 > 0:59:10- # You were handsome - You were pretty
0:59:10 > 0:59:11# Queen of New York City
0:59:11 > 0:59:13- BOTH:- # When the band finished playing
0:59:13 > 0:59:15# They howled out for more
0:59:15 > 0:59:16# Sinatra was swinging
0:59:16 > 0:59:18# All the drunks, they were singing
0:59:18 > 0:59:19# We kissed on a corner
0:59:19 > 0:59:21# Then danced through the night
0:59:21 > 0:59:24# The boys of the NYPD choir
0:59:24 > 0:59:26# Were singing Galway Bay
0:59:26 > 0:59:29# And the bells were ringing out
0:59:29 > 0:59:31# For Christmas Day
0:59:42 > 0:59:43# You're a bum, you're a punk
0:59:43 > 0:59:45# You're an old gal on junk
0:59:45 > 0:59:46# Lying there almost dead
0:59:46 > 0:59:48# On a drip in that bed
0:59:48 > 0:59:49# You scumbag, you maggot
0:59:49 > 0:59:51# You cheap, lousy blagger
0:59:51 > 0:59:52# Merry Christmas, you mug
0:59:52 > 0:59:54# I pray God it's our last
0:59:54 > 0:59:56# The boys of the NYPD choir
0:59:56 > 0:59:59# Still singing Galway Bay
0:59:59 > 1:00:02# And the bells are ringing out
1:00:02 > 1:00:04# For Christmas Day
1:00:14 > 1:00:17# I could have been someone
1:00:17 > 1:00:20# Well, so could anyone
1:00:20 > 1:00:23# You took my dreams from me
1:00:23 > 1:00:26# When I first found you
1:00:26 > 1:00:29# I took them with me, babe
1:00:29 > 1:00:32# I kept them with my own
1:00:32 > 1:00:35# Can't make it alone
1:00:35 > 1:00:38# I've built my dreams around you
1:00:40 > 1:00:43# The boys of the NYPD choir
1:00:43 > 1:00:46# Still singing Galway Bay
1:00:46 > 1:00:48# And the bells are ringing out
1:00:48 > 1:00:50# For Christmas Day
1:01:31 > 1:01:33# Jingle bells, jingle bells
1:01:33 > 1:01:35# Jingle all the way
1:01:35 > 1:01:38# Oh, what fun it is to ride
1:01:38 > 1:01:39# On a one-horse open sleigh
1:01:39 > 1:01:41# Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
1:01:42 > 1:01:44# Jingle all the way
1:01:44 > 1:01:48# Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh
1:01:49 > 1:01:50# Dashing through the snow
1:01:50 > 1:01:53# On a one-horse open sleigh
1:01:53 > 1:01:55# Through the fields we go
1:01:55 > 1:01:57# Laughing all the way, ha-ha-ha
1:01:57 > 1:01:59# Bells on bobtails ring
1:01:59 > 1:02:01# Making spirits bright
1:02:01 > 1:02:04# What fun it is to ride and sing
1:02:04 > 1:02:05# A sleighing song tonight
1:02:05 > 1:02:07# Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
1:02:07 > 1:02:10# Jingle all the way
1:02:10 > 1:02:13# Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh
1:02:13 > 1:02:16# Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells
1:02:16 > 1:02:18# Jingle all the way
1:02:18 > 1:02:21# Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh. #
1:02:21 > 1:02:24Ah, lyrical changes to avoid offence,
1:02:24 > 1:02:26eh, kids and a jaunty Jingle Bell bonus.
1:02:26 > 1:02:32Well, if we must. Panto time now and over we go to the Lyceum Theatre in Crewe,
1:02:32 > 1:02:35where in something of a coup for their production of Aladdin,
1:02:35 > 1:02:41Boy George has agreed to play Widow Twankey but first, as Buttons presumably, Paul Young.
1:02:41 > 1:02:43# It's Christmas time
1:02:44 > 1:02:48# There's no need to be afraid
1:02:49 > 1:02:52# At Christmas time
1:02:52 > 1:02:55# We let in light and we banish shade
1:02:57 > 1:03:02# And in our world of plenty
1:03:02 > 1:03:06# We can spread a smile of joy
1:03:06 > 1:03:09# Throw your arms around the world
1:03:09 > 1:03:12# At Christmas time
1:03:14 > 1:03:16# But say a prayer
1:03:17 > 1:03:21# Pray for the other ones
1:03:22 > 1:03:25# At Christmas time
1:03:25 > 1:03:27# It's hard
1:03:27 > 1:03:29# But when you're having fun
1:03:31 > 1:03:35# There's a world outside your window
1:03:35 > 1:03:39# And it's a world of dread and fear
1:03:39 > 1:03:43# Where the only water flowing is
1:03:43 > 1:03:47# The bitter sting of tears
1:03:47 > 1:03:51# And the Christmas bells That ring there
1:03:51 > 1:03:56# Are the clanging chimes of doom
1:03:56 > 1:03:59# Well tonight, thank God it's them
1:03:59 > 1:04:02# Instead of you
1:04:04 > 1:04:08# And there won't be snow in Africa
1:04:08 > 1:04:11# This Christmas time
1:04:13 > 1:04:16# The greatest gift they'll get
1:04:16 > 1:04:19# This year is life
1:04:19 > 1:04:20# Oooh
1:04:20 > 1:04:24# Where nothing ever grows
1:04:25 > 1:04:28# No rain nor rivers flow
1:04:29 > 1:04:34# Do they know It's Christmas time at all?
1:04:37 > 1:04:39# Oh-oh
1:04:39 > 1:04:40# Here's to you
1:04:40 > 1:04:43# Raise a glass for everyone
1:04:43 > 1:04:44# Here's to them
1:04:44 > 1:04:47# Underneath that burning sun
1:04:47 > 1:04:48# Do they know
1:04:48 > 1:04:52# It's Christmas time at all?
1:05:07 > 1:05:11# Feed the world
1:05:16 > 1:05:20# Feed the world
1:05:24 > 1:05:26# Feed the world... #
1:05:26 > 1:05:27Later in his career, you see,
1:05:27 > 1:05:31and so Dave Hill of Slade could afford his own top hat.
1:05:31 > 1:05:35Now, it is over to the Poco A Poco cabaret nightspot, Morecambe,
1:05:35 > 1:05:39where Count Dracula is on stage. Is this the way to Amarillo?
1:05:39 > 1:05:41Well, as we're on the West Coast and Amarillo
1:05:41 > 1:05:44is in the Texas Panhandle, I guess it is, in a way.
1:05:51 > 1:05:53# When the day is dawning
1:05:55 > 1:05:58# On a Texas Sunday morning
1:05:58 > 1:06:00# How I long to be there
1:06:01 > 1:06:05# With Marie who's waiting For me there
1:06:05 > 1:06:11# Every lonely city Where I hang my hat
1:06:12 > 1:06:16# Ain't as half as pretty
1:06:16 > 1:06:20# As where my baby's at
1:06:20 > 1:06:23# Is this the way to Amarillo?
1:06:23 > 1:06:27# Every night I've been hugging my pillow
1:06:27 > 1:06:30# Dreaming dreams of Amarillo
1:06:30 > 1:06:33# And sweet Marie who waits for me
1:06:34 > 1:06:38# Show me the way to Amarillo
1:06:38 > 1:06:41# I've been weeping like a willow
1:06:41 > 1:06:45# Crying over Amarillo
1:06:45 > 1:06:49# And sweet Marie who waits for me
1:06:49 > 1:06:52# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1:06:52 > 1:06:56# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1:06:56 > 1:07:00# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1:07:00 > 1:07:04# And Marie who waits for me
1:07:04 > 1:07:06# There's a church bell ringing
1:07:07 > 1:07:11# Hear the song of joy That it's singing
1:07:11 > 1:07:13# For the sweet Maria
1:07:14 > 1:07:18# And the guy who's coming to see her
1:07:18 > 1:07:21# Just beyond the highway
1:07:22 > 1:07:25# There's an open plain
1:07:25 > 1:07:28# And it keeps me going
1:07:29 > 1:07:32# Through the wind and rain
1:07:32 > 1:07:36# Is this the way to Amarillo?
1:07:36 > 1:07:40# Every night I've been hugging my pillow
1:07:40 > 1:07:43# Dreaming dreams of Amarillo
1:07:43 > 1:07:47# And sweet Marie who waits for me
1:07:47 > 1:07:50# Show me the way to Amarillo
1:07:50 > 1:07:53# I've been weeping like a willow
1:07:53 > 1:07:57# Crying over Amarillo
1:07:57 > 1:08:00# And sweet Marie who waits for me
1:08:02 > 1:08:05# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1:08:05 > 1:08:09# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1:08:09 > 1:08:12# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1:08:12 > 1:08:15# And Marie who waits for me
1:08:16 > 1:08:20# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1:08:20 > 1:08:23# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1:08:23 > 1:08:27# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
1:08:27 > 1:08:29# And Marie who waits for me
1:08:31 > 1:08:34# Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... #
1:08:34 > 1:08:36OK, Alison Moyet is up next - evidently caught in a high
1:08:36 > 1:08:38wind on her way to the studio.
1:08:38 > 1:08:41And no, you don't need to polish your glasses,
1:08:41 > 1:08:43we left a smear of cleaning fluid on the lens.
1:08:43 > 1:08:44Sorry about that!
1:08:44 > 1:08:52# It's that ole devil called love again
1:08:52 > 1:08:58# Gets behind me and keeps giving me that shove again
1:08:59 > 1:09:04# Putting rain in my eyes
1:09:04 > 1:09:08# Tears in my dreams
1:09:08 > 1:09:13# And rocks in my heart
1:09:13 > 1:09:21# It's that sly old son of a gun again
1:09:21 > 1:09:28# He keeps telling me that I'm the lucky one again
1:09:28 > 1:09:31# But I still have that rain
1:09:31 > 1:09:38# Still have those tears And those rocks in my heart
1:09:44 > 1:09:50# S'pose I didn't stay Ran away, wouldn't play
1:09:50 > 1:09:55# The devil What a potion he would brew?
1:09:57 > 1:10:01# He'd follow me around
1:10:01 > 1:10:04# Build me up Tear me down
1:10:04 > 1:10:08# Till I'd be so bewildered
1:10:08 > 1:10:10# I wouldn't know what to do
1:10:10 > 1:10:16# Might as well give up that fight again
1:10:18 > 1:10:23# I know darn well he'll convince me that he's right again
1:10:25 > 1:10:32# When he sings that sorry song I'm just gonna tag along
1:10:32 > 1:10:38# With that ole devil called love
1:10:40 > 1:10:43# He'd follow me around
1:10:43 > 1:10:47# Build me up Tear me down
1:10:47 > 1:10:51# Till I'd be so bewildered
1:10:51 > 1:10:54# I wouldn't know what to do
1:10:54 > 1:10:59# Might as well give up that fight again
1:11:01 > 1:11:06# I know darn well he'll convince me that he's right again
1:11:08 > 1:11:13# When he sings that sorry song
1:11:13 > 1:11:16# I'm just gonna tag along
1:11:16 > 1:11:20# With that ole devil called love
1:11:24 > 1:11:27# With that ole devil called love... #
1:11:27 > 1:11:31Those nice boys McFly are here now to perform Rockin' Robin
1:11:31 > 1:11:35and someone in BBC finance has sanctioned the purchase of a fake robin.
1:11:35 > 1:11:38If I'm honest, as props go, it is a little underwhelming
1:11:38 > 1:11:43so keep your eye on the drums, to ensure maximum enjoyment.
1:11:43 > 1:11:46# He rocks in the tree tops all day long
1:11:46 > 1:11:49# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song
1:11:49 > 1:11:51# All the little birdies on J-Bird Street
1:11:51 > 1:11:54# Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet
1:11:54 > 1:11:55# Rockin' robin
1:11:55 > 1:11:57# Tweet, tweet, tweet
1:11:57 > 1:11:58# Rockin' robin
1:11:58 > 1:12:00# Tweet, tweet, tweet
1:12:00 > 1:12:01# Go rockin' robin
1:12:01 > 1:12:04# Cos we're really gonna rock tonight
1:12:05 > 1:12:07# Every little swallow, every chickadee
1:12:07 > 1:12:10# Every little bird in the tall oak tree
1:12:10 > 1:12:13# The wise old owl, the big black crow
1:12:13 > 1:12:16# Flappin' their wings singin' go bird, go
1:12:16 > 1:12:18# Rockin' robin
1:12:18 > 1:12:20# Rockin' robin
1:12:20 > 1:12:23# Go rockin' robin
1:12:23 > 1:12:25# Cos we're really gonna rock tonight
1:12:25 > 1:12:28# Yeah, yeah
1:12:28 > 1:12:30# The pretty little raven at the bird man stand
1:12:30 > 1:12:32# Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand
1:12:32 > 1:12:35# He started goin' steady and "bless my soul"
1:12:35 > 1:12:38# He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole
1:12:38 > 1:12:40# He rocks in the tree tops all day long
1:12:40 > 1:12:43# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song
1:12:43 > 1:12:46# All the little birdies on J-Bird Street
1:12:46 > 1:12:49# Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet
1:12:49 > 1:12:53- # Rockin' robin - Tweet, tweedily dee
1:12:53 > 1:12:55- # Rock, rock rockin' robin - Tweet, tweedily dee
1:12:55 > 1:12:56# Go rockin' robin
1:12:56 > 1:12:58# Cos we're really gonna rock tonight
1:12:58 > 1:12:59# Here we go!
1:13:10 > 1:13:13# The pretty little raven at the bird man stand
1:13:13 > 1:13:16# Taught him how to do the bop and it was grand
1:13:16 > 1:13:19# He started goin' steady and "bless my soul"
1:13:19 > 1:13:22# He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriole
1:13:22 > 1:13:25# He rocks in the tree tops all day long
1:13:25 > 1:13:27# Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' his song
1:13:27 > 1:13:29# All the little birdies on J-Bird Street
1:13:29 > 1:13:33# Love to hear the robin go tweet, tweet, tweet
1:13:33 > 1:13:35# Rockin' robin
1:13:35 > 1:13:37# Rockin' robin
1:13:37 > 1:13:40# Go rockin' robin
1:13:40 > 1:13:46# Cos we're really gonna rock tonight. #
1:13:52 > 1:13:55Right, lads, very good. Now get all that fake snow swept up.
1:13:55 > 1:13:58I'm on a tight schedule here. I've got the Spice Girls on next.
1:13:58 > 1:14:01In fact, here they are now, direct from a creditable bronze
1:14:01 > 1:14:05medal in the World Standing In A Line And Wiggling Championships.
1:14:12 > 1:14:14# Love is blind
1:14:14 > 1:14:17# As far as the eye can see
1:14:18 > 1:14:22# Deep and meaningless words to me
1:14:24 > 1:14:26# Easy lover
1:14:26 > 1:14:30# I need a friend
1:14:30 > 1:14:32# Road to nowhere
1:14:32 > 1:14:36# Twist and turns but will this never end?
1:14:36 > 1:14:40# Well, my dear you'll know that he pleases me
1:14:40 > 1:14:42# Pleases me
1:14:42 > 1:14:44# But short-term solution Ain't no resolution
1:14:44 > 1:14:47# That ain't no release for me
1:14:47 > 1:14:52# Too much of something is bad enough
1:14:53 > 1:14:56# But something's coming over me
1:14:56 > 1:14:59# To make me wonder
1:14:59 > 1:15:02# Too much of nothing is
1:15:02 > 1:15:05# Just as tough
1:15:05 > 1:15:08# I need to know the way to feel
1:15:08 > 1:15:11# To keep me satisfied
1:15:11 > 1:15:16# Unwrap yourself From around my finger
1:15:18 > 1:15:23# Hold me too tight Or left to linger
1:15:23 > 1:15:28# Something fine built to last
1:15:29 > 1:15:32# Slipped up there
1:15:32 > 1:15:36# I guess we're running out of time too fast
1:15:36 > 1:15:39# Yes my dear you know he soothes me
1:15:39 > 1:15:41# Moves me
1:15:41 > 1:15:43# There's no complication
1:15:43 > 1:15:44# There's no explanation
1:15:44 > 1:15:47# It's just a groove in me
1:15:47 > 1:15:52# Too much of something is bad enough
1:15:52 > 1:15:53# Bad enough
1:15:53 > 1:15:59# But something's coming over me To make me wonder
1:15:59 > 1:16:04# Too much of nothing Is just as tough
1:16:04 > 1:16:05# Just as tough
1:16:05 > 1:16:11# I need to know the way to feel To keep me satisfied
1:16:11 > 1:16:17# What part of no Don't you understand?
1:16:17 > 1:16:18# Understand understand
1:16:18 > 1:16:23# I want a man Not a boy who thinks he can
1:16:32 > 1:16:35# Boy who thinks he can
1:16:35 > 1:16:40# Too much of something Is bad enough
1:16:41 > 1:16:46# But something's coming over me To make me wonder
1:16:46 > 1:16:52# Too much of nothing Is just as tough
1:16:52 > 1:16:59# I need to know the way to feel To keep me satisfied
1:16:59 > 1:17:04# Too much of nothing So why don't we give it a try...
1:17:04 > 1:17:10# Too much of something we're gonna be living a lie
1:17:10 > 1:17:16# Too much of nothing So why don't we give it a try...
1:17:16 > 1:17:21# Too much of something we're gonna be living a lie... #
1:17:23 > 1:17:27OK, so this year marks the 50th anniversary of the charity
1:17:27 > 1:17:30Crisis and also Ralph McTell's classic song -
1:17:30 > 1:17:31Streets Of London.
1:17:31 > 1:17:34And so here he is with a timely new version.
1:17:37 > 1:17:39# Have you seen the old man
1:17:39 > 1:17:43# In the closed-down market
1:17:43 > 1:17:46# Kicking up the papers
1:17:46 > 1:17:49# With his worn-out shoes?
1:17:49 > 1:17:53# In his eyes you see no pride
1:17:53 > 1:17:56# Hand held loosely at his side
1:17:56 > 1:18:03# Yesterday's paper telling yesterday's news
1:18:04 > 1:18:09# So how can you tell me you're lonely
1:18:11 > 1:18:15# And say for you that the sun don't shine?
1:18:17 > 1:18:20# Let me take you by the hand and
1:18:20 > 1:18:23# Lead you through the streets of London
1:18:23 > 1:18:29# I'll show you something to make you change your mind
1:18:34 > 1:18:38ANNIE LENNOX: # Have you seen the old girl
1:18:38 > 1:18:40# Who walks the streets of London
1:18:40 > 1:18:46# Dirt in her hair and her clothes in rags?
1:18:46 > 1:18:50# She's no time for talking
1:18:50 > 1:18:54# She just keeps right on walking
1:18:54 > 1:18:59# Carrying her home in two carrier bags
1:19:02 > 1:19:06# So how can you tell me you're lonely
1:19:08 > 1:19:12# And say for you that the sun don't shine?
1:19:14 > 1:19:18# Let me take you by the hand and
1:19:18 > 1:19:21# Lead you through the streets of London
1:19:21 > 1:19:26# I'll show you something to make you change your mind. #
1:19:26 > 1:19:27Ralph McTell, Annie Lennox,
1:19:27 > 1:19:30and friends, with a poignant reworking of a classic.
1:19:32 > 1:19:35# I'm too sexy for my love
1:19:35 > 1:19:36# Too sexy for my love
1:19:36 > 1:19:39# Love's going to leave me... #
1:19:43 > 1:19:46The shy and retiring Right Said Fred are here to entertain you now,
1:19:46 > 1:19:50with, on guitar, Baron Hardup from Cinderella.
1:19:50 > 1:19:52No, me neither!
1:19:56 > 1:19:58# I'm too sexy for my shirt
1:19:58 > 1:20:00# Too sexy for my shirt
1:20:00 > 1:20:03# So sexy it hurts
1:20:03 > 1:20:06# And I'm too sexy for Milan
1:20:06 > 1:20:11# Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan
1:20:19 > 1:20:22# I'm too sexy for your party
1:20:22 > 1:20:24# Too sexy for your party
1:20:24 > 1:20:27# No way I'm disco dancing
1:20:27 > 1:20:30# Cos I'm a model, you know what I mean
1:20:30 > 1:20:34# And I do my little turn on the catwalk
1:20:34 > 1:20:36# Yeah, on the catwalk
1:20:36 > 1:20:38# On the catwalk, yeah
1:20:38 > 1:20:41# I do my little turn on the catwalk
1:20:58 > 1:21:01# I'm too sexy for my car
1:21:01 > 1:21:06# Too sexy for my car Too sexy by far
1:21:06 > 1:21:09# And I'm too sexy for my hat
1:21:09 > 1:21:11# Too sexy for my hat
1:21:11 > 1:21:14# What do you think about that?
1:21:14 > 1:21:18# I'm a model, you know what I mean
1:21:18 > 1:21:22# And I do my little turn on the catwalk
1:21:22 > 1:21:24# Yeah, on the catwalk
1:21:24 > 1:21:26# On the catwalk, yeah
1:21:26 > 1:21:28# I shake my little tush on the catwalk
1:21:38 > 1:21:40# Too sexy for my
1:21:40 > 1:21:42# Too sexy for my
1:21:42 > 1:21:44# Too sexy for my
1:21:46 > 1:21:49# I'm a model, you know what I mean
1:21:49 > 1:21:52# I do my little turn on the catwalk
1:21:52 > 1:21:55# Yeah, on the catwalk
1:21:55 > 1:21:57# On the catwalk, yeah
1:21:57 > 1:22:00# I shake my little tush on the catwalk
1:22:03 > 1:22:06# I'm too sexy for my cat
1:22:06 > 1:22:08# Too sexy for my cat
1:22:08 > 1:22:11# Poor pussy, poor pussycat
1:22:11 > 1:22:15# I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love
1:22:15 > 1:22:19# Love's going to leave me. #
1:22:19 > 1:22:22The dandruff on a bald head look, not sure myself.
1:22:23 > 1:22:25Meanwhile, at a nearby hairdressing
1:22:25 > 1:22:28contest, we are down to the final four in the best mullet category.
1:22:28 > 1:22:32# The child is a king
1:22:32 > 1:22:34# The carollers sing
1:22:34 > 1:22:37# The old is past
1:22:37 > 1:22:40# There's a new beginning
1:22:40 > 1:22:43# Dreams of Santa
1:22:43 > 1:22:46# Dreams of snow
1:22:46 > 1:22:48# Fingers numb
1:22:48 > 1:22:50# Faces aglow
1:22:50 > 1:22:53# It's Christmas time
1:22:53 > 1:22:55# Mistletoe and wine
1:22:55 > 1:23:00# Children singing Christian rhyme
1:23:01 > 1:23:04# With logs on the fire
1:23:04 > 1:23:07# And gifts on the tree
1:23:07 > 1:23:09# A time to rejoice
1:23:09 > 1:23:12# In the good that we see
1:23:12 > 1:23:15# A time for living
1:23:15 > 1:23:17# A time for believing
1:23:17 > 1:23:19# A time for trusting
1:23:19 > 1:23:23# Not deceiving
1:23:23 > 1:23:25# Love and laughter
1:23:25 > 1:23:28# And joy ever after
1:23:28 > 1:23:30# Ours for the taking
1:23:30 > 1:23:33# Just follow the master
1:23:33 > 1:23:36# Christmas time
1:23:36 > 1:23:39# Mistletoe and wine
1:23:39 > 1:23:43# Children singing Christian rhyme
1:23:43 > 1:23:47# With logs on the fire
1:23:47 > 1:23:49# And gifts on the tree
1:23:49 > 1:23:52# A time to rejoice
1:23:52 > 1:23:54# In the good that we see
1:23:56 > 1:24:00# Silent night
1:24:00 > 1:24:02# Holy night
1:24:15 > 1:24:18# It's a time for giving
1:24:18 > 1:24:21# A time for getting
1:24:21 > 1:24:24# A time for forgiving
1:24:24 > 1:24:27# And for forgetting
1:24:27 > 1:24:29# Christmas is love
1:24:29 > 1:24:32# Christmas is peace
1:24:32 > 1:24:36# A time for hating and fighting
1:24:36 > 1:24:39# To cease... #
1:24:40 > 1:24:42Have a great Christmas, everybody!
1:24:45 > 1:24:48- # Christmas time - Silent Night
1:24:48 > 1:24:50- # Mistletoe and wine - Holy night
1:24:50 > 1:24:55# Children singing Christian rhyme
1:24:55 > 1:24:58# With logs on the fire
1:24:58 > 1:25:00# And gifts on the tree
1:25:00 > 1:25:03# A time to rejoice
1:25:03 > 1:25:06# In the good that we see
1:25:06 > 1:25:08# Christmas time
1:25:08 > 1:25:11# Mistletoe and wine
1:25:11 > 1:25:17# Children singing Christian rhyme
1:25:17 > 1:25:19# With logs on the fire
1:25:19 > 1:25:22# And gifts on the tree
1:25:22 > 1:25:24# A time to rejoice
1:25:24 > 1:25:28# In the good that we see
1:25:28 > 1:25:30# Christmas time
1:25:30 > 1:25:32# Mistletoe and wine
1:25:32 > 1:25:37# Children singing Christian rhyme
1:25:38 > 1:25:40# With logs on the fire
1:25:40 > 1:25:44# And gifts on the tree
1:25:44 > 1:25:46# A time to rejoice
1:25:46 > 1:25:49# In the good that we see
1:25:49 > 1:25:51# Christmas time
1:25:51 > 1:25:54# Mistletoe and wine
1:25:54 > 1:26:00# Children singing Christian rhyme
1:26:00 > 1:26:02# With logs on the fire
1:26:02 > 1:26:05# And gifts on the tree
1:26:05 > 1:26:07# A time to rejoice
1:26:07 > 1:26:10# In the good that we see. #
1:26:10 > 1:26:13OK, that's more or less it. Have a great Christmas, everyone.
1:26:13 > 1:26:16We are certainly in a festive mood here at BBC Four.
1:26:16 > 1:26:19There is even a massive party going on in the post room.
1:26:19 > 1:26:23I'm off down there now. Oi, Skepta, save us an eggnog!
1:26:23 > 1:26:25Man's never been in When it's shutdown
1:26:25 > 1:26:27That's not me and it's shutdown
1:26:27 > 1:26:28Ring ring ring and it's shutdown
1:26:28 > 1:26:30Fashion week and it's shutdown
1:26:30 > 1:26:32Went to the show sitting in the front row
1:26:32 > 1:26:34In the black tracksuit and it's shutdown
1:26:34 > 1:26:35Touch the road and it's shutdown
1:26:35 > 1:26:38Boy better know when it's shutdown
1:26:38 > 1:26:40Yeah, take time if a man wanna try me, no time
1:26:40 > 1:26:42Usain Bolt when I run up on stage
1:26:42 > 1:26:44I pick up the mic and it's reload time
1:26:44 > 1:26:46Don't know your songs but they know mine
1:26:46 > 1:26:48That's why I got gigs just like Joe Grind
1:26:48 > 1:26:49After the show I be rolling mine
1:26:49 > 1:26:51Don't care 'bout the no-smoking sign
1:26:51 > 1:26:53They try to steal my vision
1:26:53 > 1:26:55This ain't a culture, it's my religion
1:26:55 > 1:26:56God knows I don't wanna go prison
1:26:56 > 1:26:59But if a man wanna try me, trust me listen
1:26:59 > 1:27:00Me and my Gs ain't scared of police
1:27:00 > 1:27:02We don't listen to no politician
1:27:02 > 1:27:03Everybody on the same mission
1:27:03 > 1:27:05We don't care about your -isms and schisms
1:27:05 > 1:27:07Cos it's shutdown
1:27:07 > 1:27:08That's not me and it's shutdown
1:27:08 > 1:27:10Ring ring ring and it's shutdown
1:27:10 > 1:27:12Fashion week and it's shutdown
1:27:12 > 1:27:14Went to the show sitting in the front row
1:27:14 > 1:27:15In a black tracksuit and it's shutdown
1:27:15 > 1:27:17Touch the road and it's shutdown
1:27:17 > 1:27:19Boy better know when it's shutdown
1:27:19 > 1:27:21You wanna act like a G for the camera
1:27:21 > 1:27:23You say you're Muslim, you say you're Rasta
1:27:23 > 1:27:26Say you don't eat pork, don't eat... Liar, you're just a actor
1:27:26 > 1:27:28Blud, you're not on your deen
1:27:28 > 1:27:30And if Selassie saw you he would say
1:27:30 > 1:27:32"Blud take off the red gold and green"
1:27:32 > 1:27:33Them man are soft just like ice cream
1:27:33 > 1:27:35Seen? Start moving correctly
1:27:35 > 1:27:36If you don't wanna upset me, you get me?
1:27:36 > 1:27:39You tryin' to show me your Fendi I told you before,
1:27:39 > 1:27:40This don't impress me
1:27:40 > 1:27:42I bet I make you respect me
1:27:42 > 1:27:44See Beyonce's working in Wembley
1:27:44 > 1:27:45Roll deep in a blacked-out Bentley
1:27:45 > 1:27:47Pull up outside like "wah gwan sexy"
1:27:47 > 1:27:50And it's shutdown That's not me
1:27:50 > 1:27:52Ring ring ring and it's shutdown
1:27:52 > 1:27:54Fashion week and it's shutdown
1:27:54 > 1:27:56Went to the show sitting in the front row
1:27:56 > 1:27:58In a black tracksuit and it's shutdown
1:27:58 > 1:27:59Touch the road and it's shutdown
1:27:59 > 1:28:02Boy better know when it's shutdown
1:28:02 > 1:28:06A bunch of young men all dressed in black, dancing extremely
1:28:06 > 1:28:10aggressively on stage, it made me feel so intimidated and it's
1:28:10 > 1:28:14just not what I expect to see on primetime TV
1:28:14 > 1:28:15I'm in a different class
1:28:15 > 1:28:17When I get through I'mma bring my dargs
1:28:17 > 1:28:192 by 2, walk in the ark
1:28:19 > 1:28:21Sittin' at the front, just like Rosa Parks
1:28:21 > 1:28:22You don't wanna see me get dark
1:28:22 > 1:28:24Upset cos man are way up right now
1:28:24 > 1:28:26And it happened all so fast
1:28:26 > 1:28:27I was in Paris, shut down l'Arc
1:28:27 > 1:28:29New York, shut down Central Park
1:28:29 > 1:28:31Talk about Top Of The Pops
1:28:31 > 1:28:33I'm like maximum where shall I stop?
1:28:33 > 1:28:35Walked in, spat ten 16 bars
1:28:35 > 1:28:37And each and every one of them came from the heart
1:28:37 > 1:28:40None of my lyrics are stolen "Go on then, go on then", that's my slogan
1:28:40 > 1:28:42Wanna know how I did it with no label
1:28:42 > 1:28:44No A-list songs, and I told them Yeah, and it's shutdown
1:28:44 > 1:28:48Ring ring ring and it's shutdown
1:28:48 > 1:28:50Fashion week and it's shutdown
1:28:50 > 1:28:51Went to the show sitting in the front row
1:28:51 > 1:28:53In a black tracksuit and it's shutdown
1:28:53 > 1:28:55Touch the road and it's shutdown
1:28:55 > 1:28:56Boy better know when it's shutdown
1:28:56 > 1:28:58Yeah, and it's shutdown
1:28:58 > 1:29:00That's not me and it's shutdown
1:29:00 > 1:29:01Ring ring ring and it's shutdown
1:29:01 > 1:29:03Fashion week and it's shutdown
1:29:03 > 1:29:05Went to the show sitting in the front row
1:29:05 > 1:29:07In a black tracksuit
1:29:07 > 1:29:09Touch the road and it's shutdown
1:29:09 > 1:29:12Boy better know when it's shutdown.