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0:00:01 > 0:00:03- Hello, Cath.
0:00:03 > 0:00:04- Hello.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Hello.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10- There's plenty of groaning - in Y Salon this week.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Straight up.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- What do you feed it?
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Everyone has a view - about the week's events.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26- No-one's looking after pensioners. - They're leaving you out to rot.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- If you can't afford it, - don't buy it. Simple.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35- They call it Great Britain. I don't - think it is a Great Britain now.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- At the beginning of the week, - there was plenty of love.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- There's a National Hello Day - this week. Hello!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- Have you said hello to everyone?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Have you said hello to everyone?- - You always do, Mared.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- I saw Mother this morning. - I said hello.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Was it after the Yom Kippur War?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- I have no idea!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- 1973.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- It had been a terrible war. - A lot of people were killed.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14- Someone, I don't know who, decided - to introduce a National Hello Day...
0:01:14 > 0:01:19- ..to show it was better to talk - to people than fight them.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Do you say hello to people?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- No. I hate it.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Saying hello to people you know - is different.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- I don't just say hello to anyone. - People will think I'm deranged.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Wales is a welcoming nation.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Carys' sister lives in London.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- She says don't say hello to anyone.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- She says don't say hello to anyone.- - Don't say hello to anyone?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Put your head down - and do your own thing.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- I went on the tube and I'd sat next - to this bloke for five minutes.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- By then, I should have known - everything about him.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- "Hello!" He was like, "Hey."
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- "How's was your day?" "Good."
0:02:00 > 0:02:01- Had that been in Wales...
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- ..you'd have known the colour - of his pants in five minutes.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Guaranteed you would have been - related to him.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11- Exactly.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- You can lift someone's spirits - just by saying hello...
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- ..and giving them a smile.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- It's Black Friday week.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- An opportunity to bag a bargain?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Or push yourself - further into the red?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- I don't know if it's worth it.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Things are so expensive anyway. - There's a high price on everything.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- I've had emails telling me - about the bargains of the day.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- They don't start Friday, - they started on Monday.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- It's a farce.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- If you can buy bargains now - for Christmas, it's worth it.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- I've avoided it for years.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58- I don't go anywhere near the shops - because you hear so many stories.
0:02:58 > 0:03:04- This year, because it's online for - a fortnight with some retailers...
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- ..I've been on - and I've saved a blinkin' bomb.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- People like a good sale.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- I haven't bought anything yet - but I have a list.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- A few things have tickled my fancy.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- This is just another American thing.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- This is just another American thing.- - You can easily be conned.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- I've been to America.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- On Black Friday.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- What a palaver. - Goodness me, what a palaver.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- People killing each other!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- Killing each other over tongs - and a washing machine.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46- Goodness me. It was the day after - they'd celebrated Thanksgiving!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- They were murdering one another.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- They were murdering one another.- - Killing one another for a toaster.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- The shops are mental. - I don't want to get into a fight.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Have you seen them? They're crazy.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- I remember going somewhere - for Black Friday.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- There were tellies on sale - and people sprinted to get them.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Someone got trampled.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Someone got trampled.- - It happened in Asda, didn't it?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- People got knocked out. - There were police there.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Fisticuffs, the blinkin' lot.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- Put it this way, Mared, I wouldn't - queue for hours for a television.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21- I wouldn't trample on anyone for it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- I wouldn't trample on anyone for it.- - Our lifestyles have gone...
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- ..so much bigger - because we think we can afford it...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- ..but it's paid by credit card.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Why have a credit card? If you can't - afford it, don't buy it. Simple.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Living costs were on everyone's - minds earlier in the week...
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- ..as the Chancellor - announced his Budget.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48- He looks smart but what comes out - of his mouth isn't suitable at all.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53- What did you get out of the Budget? - There was nothing for pensioners.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58- No-one's looking after pensioners. - They're leaving you out to rot.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- D'you know your grocery shop?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- I used to spend 40-50...
0:05:03 > 0:05:08- ..and I'd have a basket of groceries - to last me a week.
0:05:08 > 0:05:14- These days, I pop into Spar - for a loaf of bread and I spend 50.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- It's the same with petrol - and diesel. It's gone up again.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- I stopped off at Morrisons - to buy petrol. It's gone up again.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- If the price of petrol rises, - the price of food will rise...
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- ..to offset the rise - in petrol prices.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- There's a knock-on effect.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Prices are rising. On the whole, - everything's more expensive.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- The price of food has risen.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- I don't mind that as long as farmers - get more for their produce.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- I don't think they do.
0:05:47 > 0:05:53- They call it Great Britain. I don't - think it is a Great Britain now.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- The Chancellor has earmarked money - for investment in driverless cars.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- The idea has driven - a few of our customers up the wall.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- You have to sit in it?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- It drives itself. - You won't need a licence.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12- It's a robot.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Would you trust them, Mared?
0:06:15 > 0:06:16- Not around here. Hallelujah.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Not around here. Hallelujah.- - We'd have more accidents.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- They couldn't cope in rural areas. - What if a cow crossed the road?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Would you sit in one of them?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Listen now, I'll tell you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:32- If you'd been in a car with my - husband, you'd choose one of those.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- They say we'll have - self-driving cars.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- I'd be dangerous in one of those. - I have no sense of direction.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- I don't know my left from my right.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Would you trust a self-driving car?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Would you trust a self-driving car?- - No way. I like a gearbox.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- I like an accelerator. - I like driving.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- I prefer an automatic.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- I prefer an automatic.- - I thought you might, darling.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- I prefer an easy ride.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02- You don't need a driving licence - with these new cars.
0:07:02 > 0:07:08- Do you think youngsters passing - their test at 17 is too young?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- It depends on the person, really.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- When I was 17, I had no sense!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- I think they should raise the age - when you can pass your test.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- You see some of them driving...
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- ..they think they know everything - but they don't.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- They do the bongo-bongos in the car - and the music's flat out.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- That disrupts your concentration.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- It depends what you're like - when you're 17.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- You have some boy racers - who are just driving around wildly.
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- Then you have me, a sensible driver, - really good and I haven't passed.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- That's not your fault, - it's not your fault.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53- You see some youngsters now, they're - better drivers than the elderly.
0:07:53 > 0:07:58- If 17-year-olds are criticised, - then elderly drivers should be too.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03- You lack experience as a youngster - but things change when you're older.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Eyesight is important. Can I have - that straightened please?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Should people be retaking their test - when they're older?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Nain drove until she was 86. 86!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Don't go there, especially - at my age. I'd have to retake it.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- You'd never pass it.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- I don't think I would, no.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- You'd never, no, no. - I think you should all retake it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Mami drives. - She's 77, no problem at all.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- I think everyone should retake - their test every 10 years.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- I agree. Things can change.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- I'm sure I'd fail my test now.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- I'm sure I'd fail my test now.- - I'd fail the year after passing.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- Talking of tests, I'm A Celebrity - is back on our screens.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55- It's obvious that the idea - of eating testicles and anuses...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- ..isn't to everyone's liking.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- She said the anus tasted like - chicken. That would be OK.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Would you like a bushtucker trial? - Here we go.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06- If you like these...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- I don't want to eat those. Go away!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Oh, God.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- What was that?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- These are crickets.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23- Hot?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24- Hot?- - No.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- My gosh, yes.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Take a drink.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32- Hot!
0:09:32 > 0:09:33- Hot!- - Is it hot?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- That's nice.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- We'll be eating these - after the Budget.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Oh, my God.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- That's disgusting.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- What's the worst thing - you've ever put in your mouth?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- I'm fussy. I'm very particular - about what goes in my mouth.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Worms. - There was a recipe with worms.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59- A recipe with worms?
0:10:00 > 0:10:01- It was disgusting.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- I once ate a tadpole.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- A tadpole?!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07- Frog's legs.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- Frog's legs.- - Done it.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- What?!
0:10:10 > 0:10:11- Slugs?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Slugs?- - Snails, not slugs!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- What does a snail taste like? - Crunchy?
0:10:18 > 0:10:19- No, soft and slimy.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- As you'd expect a snail to be.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- What's the worst thing - you've put in your mouth?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Michael Portillo.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- What's the worst thing you've eaten?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Salad.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- I've had shark fin soup. - That is cruel.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Nia, what's wrong with you?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- I ate a frog in Aberporth.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- A frog in Aberporth?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- It was on the menu.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Plenty of delicacies on the menu - after the break.
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0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Drink some water.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05- Drink some water.- - Don't. Here we go.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- Welcome back. - A feast awaits you in Part 2.
0:11:09 > 0:11:15- One woman cooked a different meal - every day of the year...
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- ..for her children.
0:11:17 > 0:11:23- 365 different plates of food - for her children.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24- Fair play.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29- Fair play to her? - She's bonkers doing such a thing.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31- Goodness gracious.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- In our house, - the choice is take it or leave it.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- "That's what you're having. Eat it."
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- She has too much time on her hands.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Would you do that, Maggi?
0:11:41 > 0:11:42- Would you do that, Maggi?- - Gracious me, no.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48- It's easy to see - how people just get into a rut.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- We're just so stressed, - going from one thing to the next.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Going to work, coming home, - not having enough time.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- You'd choose the easy option - and put something in the oven.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- My kids are fussy. - We had a roast dinner yesterday.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- No sprouts, no broccoli, - no cauliflower cheese.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- They're all different. - I'm thinking about my shop tonight.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- I'm trying to work out - what I need for the week.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- They don't eat pizzas, - they don't eat frozen food...
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- ..I do cook from scratch.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24- One doesn't eat pork, one doesn't - eat a certain kind of sausage.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- It's just a hassle.
0:12:26 > 0:12:31- Children are having hip replacements - because they're so fat. Children.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33- Children?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Children?- - Jammie Dodgers and crisps first.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Then people can't work out - why children are the size they are.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- You see them around the place...
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- ..fat children - and they're only two years old.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- What have they eaten? - KFC for two years?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Whose fault is it? Tell me.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53- Whose fault is it?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Whose fault is it?- - Mam and Dad.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- When they're cooking in school, - they make muffins.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- There's no meal planning, planning - to get a meal ready on time.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- That doesn't happen anymore. - I'm not surprised we have problems.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Do you eat healthily?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- I try, but you have to have - a Chinese on Saturdays.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Chinese is your favourite?
0:13:18 > 0:13:19- Dirty burger.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21- Dirty burger.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- A large dirty burger. - It's packed with cheese.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- The fat's dripping off your chin.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- That's what you like.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- I love it.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37- There was some sad news - about the death of '70s pop star...
0:13:37 > 0:13:38- ..David Cassidy.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41- Beautiful David Cassidy.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43- Who was he then?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44- Who was he then?- - A lovely singer.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- He sang lovely songs. - All the youngsters liked him.
0:13:48 > 0:13:55- When I was a lot younger, 13 or 14, - I had posters of him on my walls.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- I loved him. - I thought I was going to marry him.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Who was your idol - when you were a child?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Elvis Presley. - Definitely Elvis Presley.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Eurgh.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14- Elvis Presley was something - brand new on the screen. The King.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Do you know who I really like? - Hugh Grant.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- And Colin Firth.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23- How about you, Kim Rees?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- How about you, Kim Rees?- - He does the fishing programmes.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Robson Green.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Robson Green.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- And I said Hugh Grant. - And Colin Firth.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Maybe it was that song - but I thought he was lush.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- I had stickers - and I put them on my pencil case.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- I was more glam rock. - Marc Bolan was the one for me.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Oh, yeah.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- We've all got our idols.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- We've all got our idols.- - # We've got to boogie #
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Beyonce. - Really powerful women, I suppose.
0:14:55 > 0:15:01- I liked Ieuan Evans. - I like my rugby players.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Cliff. Cliff Richard.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- The one and only.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Prince Harry. I think he's lush.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- The ginger thing. - Is it a ginger thing?
0:15:12 > 0:15:13- Yeah.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Staying with the Royal Family...
0:15:16 > 0:15:21- ..Her Majesty The Queen celebrated - her 70th wedding anniversary...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- ..to Prince Phillip this week.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Did you see the Queen? - 70 years of married life.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- 70 years.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- I've reached 37, second time around.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Second time around?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- That woman has achieved something.
0:15:39 > 0:15:45- It's been difficult because - she's had to stick to protocol.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Their secret is money.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Don't you think it's true love?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- I don't know. I never see them - smiling at each other.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- When they got married, - she was in control.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Years ago, - that might have been a big thing.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09- The man had to take the back seat.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- What's the sign of a happy marriage?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Oh, God. Where do I start, Nia?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Patience.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Patience.- - And switching the hearing aid off!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Dad's scared of Mam.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- You've got to give in sometimes, - even when you don't want to.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- It's my way or the highway.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32- It's my way or the highway.- - No, darling, no.
0:16:32 > 0:16:38- In our house, Alun's been going on - about dipping sheep this week.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- I don't want to hear about that.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Instead of saying, "Alun, shut up," - I just nod away.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- The eyes are there - but the mind has gone.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- Did you do something romantic - for your anniversary?
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- If there's a bargain in M&S, - we dine in at home.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55- It's brilliant.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59- Mam and Dad just celebrated - their 40th. Dad forgot.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05- Mam went out and bought the most - expensive ruby ring she could find.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07- Dad had to pay for it.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- I don't blame her. - That'll teach him.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- You have to celebrate occasions.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15- Do you buy gifts?
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Yes, we do. I buy Mike a present.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- I buy myself a present from Mike.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- We've worked it out.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- If you're attending a wedding...
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- ..it costs 1,000.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- It costs a lot for the guests.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Between the hen night, - there's more than one...
0:17:36 > 0:17:42- ..then the outfit, - a wedding gift, spending money.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- I got married on a Wednesday.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- You were midweek.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49- A quick "I do".
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- 15 bottles of Prosecco later.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- You enjoyed yourself.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55- I can't remember.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56- I can't remember.- - Exactly.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Did you have a big wedding?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- We had the reception - in a Chinese in Bethesda.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- And the night in the football club.
0:18:06 > 0:18:13- Another story about sitting on the - throne made the headlines this week.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- It was International Toilet Day - on Sunday.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- 4.5 billion people - don't have toilets...
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- ..or have no access to a toilet.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- They're trying - to raise awareness about that.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31- They're raising funds - to ensure everyone has a toilet.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Where do they do their business?
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- In the river? And then - they have to drink the water.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39- Just think about it.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Just think about it.- - That's not nice.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45- What do you think about the standard - of toilets in this country?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- It's part of my work - with the county council.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53- Some people know me as Mrs Toilets. - I'm not happy about that!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- I'm Mrs Toilets!
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- I'm chair - of the British Toilet Association.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- I'm the only woman - who's ever held that role.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- I think it's very important.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Some pub toilets are disgusting.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08- You have to hover!
0:19:09 > 0:19:10- Hover!
0:19:10 > 0:19:14- Wedge the door shut with one leg. - You're hovering with the other one.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- You don't want to catch anything.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- It costs 20p to use a public toilet.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- You put it in the slot, - open the door...
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- ..and you think, "Eurgh!"
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Ceredigion is recognised - as the best place in Britain...
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- To go to the toilet?
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- ..for the standards we maintain.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- It's important.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Just up the road here, five stars. - The toilet in Tregaron.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- I went to the one in Tregaron - earlier. Very good. Special.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47- It's five stars!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- I have a claim to fame.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- I worked in Althrop Estate.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- I made sure the standards were kept - for the gamekeepers...
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- ..and the people - learning gamekeeping.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00- I was up there working.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05- I'd been out watching them - set the traps and catching moles.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- We went back to the courtyard...
0:20:07 > 0:20:13- ..which looks out across the island - where Princess Diana is buried.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- I couldn't wait to go to the toilet. - I was bursting.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22- I told the head gamekeeper and - he took me to the outside toilet.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- I've never seen - such a posh outside toilet.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Did you have potpourri?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- The blinkin' lot. It was shining.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- It appears I sat on the same toilet - where Diana had done her peepees...
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- ..since she was a little girl.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- When I'm really stressed, - I can't go to the toilet.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- I decided to take a laxative - before going to bed.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Anyway, it was like a chocolate bar.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- Two pieces of chocolate bar - in a packet.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- It said, "Take one piece - before going to bed."
0:21:01 > 0:21:06- I took the bar and ate it all. - 16 pieces!
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- I got up at 2.00am, "Oh, my God!"
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Have you heard of Shewees?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Oh, my God.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- You've never heard of Shewees?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- As a man, no. What's a Shewee?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Best invention ever. It's amazing.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23- Do you have one?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Do you have one?- - I have three.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Pink, purple and clear.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29- It's all about the colours.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30- It's all about the colours.- - They match my outfit.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- What does a Shewee do?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- It helps you wee if you're a girl. - You can just do it outside.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Can you do it standing up?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- You just stand there.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- You can go into the Gents - if you have to.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- I have a black one - to match my Hunter wellies.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- A black Shewee. Oh, my God.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Talking of toilets...
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- ..the lucky monks - of Ampleforth Abbey...
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- ..will benefit from en suites.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- A little luxury - in their frugal lives.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- Have you heard about the monks - getting en suite toilets?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Have they? Where?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- In the monkastery.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Monastery!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- They're having en suites.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- They don't get much else.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- That's their luxury. - Their luxury item.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Can I ask you this? - What's the point of a monk?
0:22:29 > 0:22:30- What's the point of a monk?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Or those who wear black frocks.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34- Or those who wear black frocks.- - Nuns.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- What's their point?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- One of my friends was a nun.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41- In New York. She was a nun.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43- Was she boring?
0:22:43 > 0:22:44- Was she boring?- - No.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- She just decided one day - she wanted to be a nun.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- What would you miss?
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- Televisions. My children - - could I take them with me?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Actually, it'd be nice without them.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Phones, guaranteed. Definitely - my phone. I can't live without it.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- I'd miss Pobol y Cwm.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- I'd miss my family and friends.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07- Mars bars.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Mars bars.- - Mars bars?!
0:23:09 > 0:23:14- Hairspray. And hair removal cream.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- I could live without Mars Bars.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- What's the one thing - you'd miss the most?
0:23:28 > 0:23:29- Tea?
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Tea?- - Um...
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- What would you miss the most?
0:23:33 > 0:23:34- What would you miss the most?- - Sex!
0:23:34 > 0:23:35- Sex!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36- Oh, my word!
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