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0:00:05 > 0:00:09- Hello, John. It's December. - Christmas is just around the corner.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- Sion Corn - and Billy Connolly on drugs!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14- My God.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- Ho, ho, ho.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Ha, ha, ha, you mean!
0:00:18 > 0:00:23- It's Christmas. How much good will - is in the salon this week?
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- Be nice or shut up.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- Are you a bottom sniffer?
0:00:29 > 0:00:30- Disgusting.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32- Disgusting.- - Totally, totally against it.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- There are a lot of big mouths.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- There are a lot of big mouths.- - You're right.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- 'Tis the season to be jolly.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- It's time to look forward - to eating and drinking...
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- ..as they prepare - their perfect Christmas lunch.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55- Christmas Day meat?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Meat? Turkey.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00- Turkey, yes.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- We usually have goose.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- What's goose? Is goose a big duck?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Yes, yes. There's less meat on it.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Do you know what I'm thinking of? - I'm thinking of swan.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- I booked our meat - about two months ago.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Booked?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- From the butcher. - Turkey, beef, pork, ham.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- There's a hamper for 100.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28- 100?
0:01:30 > 0:01:31- 12 from Aldi for us.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- We used to keep our own turkeys. - Turkeys are odd.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Every year, - you think you have the same ones.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- They're just as stupid - and just as friendly.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44- They talk to you.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- I read on the internet - that some people eat reindeer.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- I've eaten reindeer.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- It's handy. - There's no fighting for a leg.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- There's two extra.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59- Do you like the veg?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Do you like the veg?- - Mashed and roast potatoes.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- I like the full works, full works.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05- I like the full works, full works.- - I can't stand them.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Sprouts?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- You like them, do you? - You look like a little sprout.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Don't be cheeky!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Don't you like sprouts? I do.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- No, they give me wind!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Oh, no. I don't eat any greens. - I don't even eat green sweets.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Cauliflower cheese.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Cauliflower cheese? With gravy?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31- Pig!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- What about the gravy?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Does he make the gravy?
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Have I actually made proper gravy? - I don't think I have.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45- You don't make Bisto? You don't - make Bisto? Oh, my God. Shameful.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46- It's the same.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- It's the same.- - It's not!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- It's far from being the same.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55- It's too much work. - Christmas is meant to be a holiday.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56- Holiday!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- When Nain was still alive, - she made her own puddings.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- She'd use a sack cloth.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- It was a family tradition.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- It was nice, not like the stuff - you buy in a shop.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- I make the trifle.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Boozy trifle? - Do you make a boozy one?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Sherry trifle. Very nice.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20- You can smell it.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21- You can smell it.- - Beautiful.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23- For the kids...
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- For the kids...- - Small portion?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Individual, without sherry.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30- Where's the fun in that?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Where's the fun in that?- - That's for the children!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Custard or brandy cream?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Custard.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- Custard.- - Custard for you.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Hold on.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- No. No.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Brandy cream.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- While you're out - collecting the turkey...
0:03:50 > 0:03:55- ..be careful where you park - in case you get stuffed too.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- In the run-up to Christmas, - parking will be free.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- I see a serious difference.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- People travel to town, - they spend a lot more time in town.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- They spend more, - the shops are busier.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Most of the time, - you pop into town for this and that.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Haircut, dentist, shop.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- If you have to pay, eurgh!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- If the sign says one hour, - you're there an hour and a half...
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- ..and you get a ticket, - it's your fault.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25- You run a business.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- The more cars that park per hour, - the more customers you can get.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- If someone parks there all day, - no-one else can go shopping.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Where have you parked the car? - Did you buy a ticket?
0:04:39 > 0:04:40- No.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- Are you in the car park?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Are you in the car park?- - No. I parked on a yellow line.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- I couldn't park anywhere.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Do you park in car parks?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- Do you park in car parks?- - I never park in car parks.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51- They're so expensive.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- They're so expensive.- - There's a traffic warden outside.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Oh, my God.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Traffic wardens are like flies.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- It's so gutting when you see - the ticket on the windscreen.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- It breaks your heart.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- I had a parking ticket. - It was 38 if I paid it instantly.
0:05:11 > 0:05:18- I couldn't afford it at the time - and it went up to 600.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- I swear, 600 in the end.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23- Oh, my God.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Oh, my God.- - I had to pay it.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- If they told me, "Right, you pay - an extra 2 a month Council Tax"...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- ..you wouldn't really miss it.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Then you can park for free - in Caernarfon.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- I'd be happy with that.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- I'm not saying they're raking it in, - but they are greedy.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- If you want value, buy the Cardiff - University women's rugby calendar.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- The girls have stripped off - to raise money for good causes.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- I take my hat off - to everyone who does it.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- It shows self-confidence.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- It gives other women confidence.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- You'd be left wearing just a hat.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Yeah. Yeah.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15- Brave. Very brave.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Won't catch me on that calendar.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Won't catch me on that calendar.- - Nor me.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- They wouldn't want me - but they wouldn't have me anyway.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- A Cardiff rugby team - are doing a naked calendar.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Men?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30- Men?- - The women.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- I'll take one!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- One for every room.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Would you do it?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Would I do it? Are you mad?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Kim Rees Hair Studio Boob Calendar.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- I'd do it. If it was for a good - cause, for charity, I'd do it.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Can you imagine photos of me - up in the kitchen?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- The children walk in. "Mami, - why aren't you wearing clothes?"
0:07:01 > 0:07:02- Nude?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- A nude one, yeah.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- What do you think of that?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Yuck!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- I wouldn't do it.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- There will be some - strategically placed objects.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Santa hats.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Cupcakes? - You'd need more than cupcakes.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- I'd need balloons.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- A couple of buckets. And a doily.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Staying in the world of rugby...
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- ..Wales lost again over the weekend - against the All Blacks.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- I listened to the first half.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- I watched most of the second half.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- I thought we were going to do it.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Oh, no!
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Every time we were down - in their 22...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- ..we didn't move forward - or score points.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- As soon as they were up our end, - they scored points every time.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01- That's the difference.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- 1953 was the last time - we beat the All Blacks.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- 1953? That was ten years - before I was born.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- They've beaten us 30 times.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13- 30 times.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Something major needs to happen - before we beat them again.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I think mentality affects the team.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- If you're used to losing, - you'll carry on losing.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- It's always - in the back of your mind.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- If you think like that, you'll lose.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- If you think like that, you'll lose.- - What's his name, the manager?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Gatland. That's him.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Oh, no, he's like...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- He's just so dour.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43- He never smiles.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Wales should have their own Haka - to scare the All Blacks.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Folk dancing.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- They'd be playing rugby - and the next minute...!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- From a black day - on the rugby field...
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- ..to talk of a white Christmas - this year.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- People put photos on Facebook - - do you wish for a white Christmas?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Photos of snow everywhere.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Once it starts snowing, - they all complain.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21- It creates problems - for people who need to travel.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Say you want to visit your mother - who lives far away...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Their fault for living so far away.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- I visited New York four years ago.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- We landed in New Jersey - in a snowdrift.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- We have a single snowflake in town - and they close all the roads.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- I hope we do. - It'll be great for kids.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- It'll be great for kids you say?
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- 95% will have had a bike - and they won't be able to ride it!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- That's not great for kids.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- How many kids will get a sledge - this Christmas? None!
0:09:56 > 0:09:57- It's not great for kids.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Forget about the kids' bikes.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Are you buying Christmas presents - for a dog or cat?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Do you have any animals at home?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Will you be buying them - Christmas presents?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- The children want to buy them - Christmas presents.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I'll get them a stocking - with treats in it.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- They're like one of the children.
0:10:20 > 0:10:25- My daughter has a dog, a Dachshund. - His name's Jack.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- She buys him all kinds of things. - Hoodies and the like.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- The dog has a hoodie.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Ours at Christmas time, - have you seen the stuff you can get?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Beer and special drinks for dogs.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Pawsecco!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Have you bought some for yours?
0:10:45 > 0:10:50- I'll have to do some research - into it first. A taste test!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- I'd rather buy Prosecco for myself.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- The cat can have water.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- There's a beer. Bottom Sniffer.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Are you a bottom sniffer? - Would you drink Bottom Sniffer?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- With all due respect to people - who buy for their cats and dogs...
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- ..I wouldn't do it.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- You have a cat. Would you buy that?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- No.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Do you buy it any gifts?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- No. - He lives in my house, doesn't he?
0:11:24 > 0:11:25- Warning - toilet humour.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Let's listen to the response - of the customers...
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- ..about the snake - which lived in the sewer.
0:11:32 > 0:11:38- Did you hear about the snake that - lived in the sewers in Caernarfon?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- No.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- A pet snake - had gone down the toilet.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- It lived in the sewers.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- They rescued it...
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- They rescued it...- - Shut up!
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- If that snake came into your house, - what would you do?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Scream!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Imagine the shock - if you saw one in the toilet.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- If you sat on it, it'd be a shock.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- You'd put the toilet seat down - after you.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- And put a nail through it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10- Or stand up to wee!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- I'm surprised the snake survived.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Are snakes... waterproof?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Do they like water, you mean? - Can they swim?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Can they breathe underwater?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23- Can they survive under water?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- Can they survive under water?- - I think so. I don't know.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Imagine the shock you'd get.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30- You'd be sat there...
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- You'd be sat there...- - And it'd be...
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Anyway, no. You get the picture.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- That's probably the only time - you'd see me running!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Time for you to run to the toilet - for two minutes.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Put the seat down after you!
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0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Remember when we used to go on trips - when we were younger?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- We used to play dares - and eat dog food.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03- I loved it.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- Who sat at the table next to us - with a mop of blancmange hair?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10- Cliff Richard.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Did you hear that I'd won - the Lottery on Friday night? 2.4m.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- No, I didn't hear that news.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Don't believe everything you hear - in the salon.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- It's a similar situation - with the news these days.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- It's difficult to work out - what's true and what's fake.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- There was an instance of this - in London at the end of last week.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Olly Murs tweeted that he - was near the station in London.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- He tweeted - that he'd heard a gunshot.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- That tweet was retweeted - and retweeted.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- More people were retweeting it.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- By the end, it was - a full-scale terrorist attack.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- It was two men fighting in the end.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- I think it was two men fighting.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- It's an instant reaction.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- When people suspect something now, - it's terrorism.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09- It was Black Friday. - Oxford Street was really busy.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Why wouldn't you think - it was a terrorist attack?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- If it's on the news, - you'll think it's true.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- If you were - in Olly Murs' situation...
0:14:19 > 0:14:24- ..and you were around the corner - from something like that...
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- ..would you go on Facebook - or tweet that you'd heard a shotgun?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- I'd be legging it away from there.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- I don't buy newspapers. Newspapers - are always full of rubbish.
0:14:35 > 0:14:40- You're younger than me. They say - young people don't believe the news.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42- I believe everything I hear.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- If it's on the internet, - I believe it.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Media, television, - radio, everything.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- It's hard to believe - anything you hear now.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Everything's become fake news now.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- I think that's the worst thing - that's happened.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Twitter and Facebook. People bully - each other and say nasty things.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- It's not right.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Do you always believe - what you hear on the news?
0:15:10 > 0:15:11- No.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Well, it's hard to believe - some of the things you read.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- I think I'm too gullible sometimes.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- I'm 100% the same.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27- When I realise someone's been - lying or deceitful, I think why?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Most of the time, - I think ignorance is bliss.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- It's nicer not knowing - about everything.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- Do you trust the news?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Well, no, you don't have to...
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- What about the Cambrian News?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- What about the Cambrian News?- - Yes, I read it...
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- ..to find out who's died.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- I believe a little of everything.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- You're a hairdresser. - You hear a lot of gossip.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01- One piece of news - that was 100% true this week...
0:16:01 > 0:16:06- ..was the engagement of Prince Harry - to American actress Meghan Markle.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- It's good news, isn't it?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- We hear enough bad news. - Good luck to them.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17- Is she related to that German woman?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Is she related to that German woman?- - Angela?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- Angela Merkel.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- We haven't really heard - about Meghan that much.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26- Not really.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- He could have chosen - someone prettier than that.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31- D'you think so?
0:16:31 > 0:16:32- D'you think so?- - Yes.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- I think she's quite attractive.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- I think she's quite ugly.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38- She's older than him.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- She's older than him.- - He's 33, she's 36.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- No.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- How can she look like that - and I look like this?
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- I have no idea who she is. - I have no interest.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Guaranteed she doesn't know me.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- I wouldn't kick him out of bed. - Oh, my God, no way.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- I think he's a bit - of a rule breaker.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- They were talking - about having children.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- They'd better hurry up - she's 36.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08- Yes.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Get on with it.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Get on with it.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14- Did you see her ring?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Did you see her ring?- - I haven't seen it
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- It's absolutely massive.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23- They used diamonds from - Diana's jewellery box to make it.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- It's lovely.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- It was too big for her. - It was slipping down her finger.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- You'd think he'd get the size right, - after all that effort.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- Can you imagine going back - and saying, "I've lost the ring."
0:17:39 > 0:17:40- Can you imagine?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- She's been married before.
0:17:44 > 0:17:50- People are asking if it's right that - they're getting married in church.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- After a divorce? Yeah, well....
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- I think we should be moving on - from that.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- I agree.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- If you didn't marry - the right one the first time...
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- ..you shouldn't be chastised - for that.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- You shouldn't be punished.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- It doesn't mean you're not Christian - if you marry a second time.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- He proposed while they were making - roast chicken.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- They were cooking roast chicken.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- We got engaged on Christmas Day.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- In bed. Christmas Day.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- I was barely awake.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Bed hair.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- I'd set the clock for 5.00am - to put the turkey in early.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- A little cwtsh.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- That's what you call it. - A little cwtsh!
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Pete had a ring on the pillow.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Pete had a ring on the pillow.- - Oh!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Did you burn the turkey?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- I don't think I saw the turkey.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- I don't think I saw the turkey.- - After your bedroom celebrations.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- My wedding cost thirty-six quid.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- That's gospel.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- The registry licence and that's it.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Reception in The Ship. - Lena and Alf gave it to us for free.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- We had a reception - in the football club.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Mike Fish did the disco for nothing.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- The family made the buffet - as a gift.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Thirty-six quid.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Sorry, I paid a fiver - for a wedding night Viagra.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Forty-one quid in all.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- I met him, - I was madly in love with him.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- Love of my life.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- We got married.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34- Lovely.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Lovely.- - That's why I never remarried.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- He died 25 years ago.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44- I never found another like him.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- Dad told me years ago that Mam - was so pretty when she was young...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- ..he could have eaten her.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- 35 years later, - he regretted not doing so.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- As the journey starts - for Harry and Meghan...
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- ..it was the end of the line - for Welshman Lloyd Macey...
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- ..as people decided - that he didn't have the X Factor.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Have you been watching the X Factor?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Oh, yes.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- That Welsh lad was knocked out.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- He had a lovely voice.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20- Was it an operatic voice?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Was it an operatic voice?- - It was - a voice for the musicals.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- He sang ballads - and songs from musicals.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- His voice was more suited - to musicals.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- I voted for him.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- I don't watch it all the time but - I like to know who's been voted off.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- What a pity.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- You were sad to see him go.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- He had a good run.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- That lad has a bright future.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50- I'd say so.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- He has a great personality.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- He's very well-mannered.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- The grandmothers love him.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- The grandmothers are important.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- It's a strong competition this year.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- Did you see that Welsh singer, - Lloyd Macey, leaving the X Factor?
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- His grandmother gave Simon Cowell - a fish finger sandwich.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Fish finger sandwich. - I like fish fingers.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20- With brown sauce.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21- With brown sauce.- - Fishcakes actually.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- What's your favourite sandwich?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Cheese and chutney.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- I had chocolate once.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- In a sandwich?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- A chocolate sandwich.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- I've heard of crisp sandwiches.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- I put a Cadbury's bar in once.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Cheese and marmalade.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Cheese and ma... Together?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- My husband likes mushy peas sandwich - or cold baked beans.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52- Have you tried cheese with honey - and salt and vinegar crisps?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Vinegar sandwiches.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- What? Oh, my God.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01- I ate them under a table - because Mam was angry.
0:22:01 > 0:22:06- I like a sandwich with a piece - of fish from the chip shop.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- A fish sandwich.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- Oh, right.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- I call it the Jones sandwich.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Turkey, stuffing, cranberry, - bread sauce, mint jelly...
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Between two slices of bread? Yuck.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Everything. Mint jelly is essential.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- I'd go to the kitchen, - grab a slice of bread...
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- ..and after the missus had made - cauliflower cheese sauce...
0:22:31 > 0:22:32- You pig!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Our Kenny works by the bakery.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- We regularly get a loaf from there.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- It's fresh.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- They also have nice pasties.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- You could do a pasty sandwich.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- Do you know what my - great-grandmother used to do?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- She'd sprinkle sugar over lettuce.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- Syrup, tomato ketchup.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Syrup and tomato ketchup. - Together? Together?!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- No way. Sweet and sour.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- When your wife works nights, - you come up with ideas.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- I like Nutella.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- I like ham and crisps.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Ham and crisps?
0:23:16 > 0:23:20- Together in a sandwich? - Oh, you're strange.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Who made these?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Mince pie, Col?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Go on then.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Merry Christmas, everyone.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33- Very nice. Mm, delicious.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- It's time to close the salon doors.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- Join us for more meat - on the stories next week.
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