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0:00:01 > 0:00:02- Welcome to Y Salon.

0:00:03 > 0:00:07- While the stylists - put every hair in place...

0:00:07 > 0:00:12- ..the customers throw some light - over the week's news.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14- Hi, can I help you?

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Thieves, murderers and whores.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21- It's awful, Nadine, terrible.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24- A hot water bottle and a film - is the answer.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- Meep-meep.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Sometimes you wonder - if anything makes sense anymore.

0:00:34 > 0:00:39- It's like everything is upside-down, - including Christmas trees.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Have you seen the photo - of the tree in Claridge's?

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Karl Lagerfeld from Chanel - has decorated it.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- It's incredible.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- What do you think - of the upside-down trees?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- I thought it was a joke.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- Christmas trees?

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- Upside-down. Baubles, the lot.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Our house is always upside-down - at 3.00pm on Christmas Day...

0:01:06 > 0:01:07- ..after a few Babychams.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Is it a genuine upside-down tree?

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- It's hanging off the ceiling. - Honestly.

0:01:14 > 0:01:20- You stick the top of the tree in. - It goes like that.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21- What's the point?

0:01:22 > 0:01:23- Great idea!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- You'd have to make holes - in the ceiling and drill it in.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- I've seen photos and it looks pretty - but where do the presents go?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- The presents are there - and the tree's up there.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Why have they hung it upside-down?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- It's handy if you've got a cat.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Dear me!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- The tortoise has gone upstairs, - the bookshelf has moved...

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- ..and there's room - for the Christmas tree.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- They make them in black.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- They make them in black!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- It'd be like a funeral.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- I've had an artificial tree...

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- ..but I'm thinking of switching - to a white tree this year.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06- Really?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- What's yours, real or artificial?

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Artificial. - A five-minute pop-up, bang!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- I've done years of decorating. - Forget it!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- I like a fresh tree - but I never get one.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- There's nothing better - than the smell of a Christmas tree.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27- They clog the hoover though.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- They clog the hoover though.- - I don't know, I don't use a hoover.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33- I don't know where the hoover's kept - in our house.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38- The winter's so dark. Everything's - so depressing this time of year.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Some colour's nice.

0:02:40 > 0:02:45- I like the lights in the window - and the lights around the house.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51- My husband also wants one of the - projectors to put in the garden.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Do you know what I've got - this year for our house?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- One of those projectors.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59- Which one?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- It projects snowflakes - across the front of the house.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- It's bright in your house then!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Is there anything else outside?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Oh, yes, a reindeer.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- They've turned Wylfa Mon up - two points to light that house.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- I like it though, it's lovely.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- You just need a level - of sophistication.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- We're all about sophistication, - aren't we?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- You know what I mean.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32- If you go overboard, it looks ugly. - It does, doesn't it?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- A lot of people do that now.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39- It's a competition for many, who has - the best decs and the best lights.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Keeping up with the Joneses.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- Keeping up with the Joneses.- - Precisely.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Around here, everyone's Jones!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- In the middle - of all the merriment...

0:03:49 > 0:03:53- ..the reality of other people's - lives can strike you.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Foodbanks will be - at their busiest this year...

0:03:57 > 0:04:02- ..feeding those who can't afford - what we take for granted.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- It's not right in this day and age.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- We live in one of the wealthiest - countries in the world...

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- ..yet we need foodbanks.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Working people - are turning to foodbanks.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- I shopped in Tesco on Saturday - and gave them a bag full.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- At the end of the day, - I spent 20 on various items.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- That'll help someone who needs it.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30- It's wrong that people in this day - and age have to rely on foodbanks.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- It's not supposed to be - like this now.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- During the war, you expected it...

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- ..but in this day and age, - it's not right.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- The country's priorities - are wrong at the moment.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- It's not nice seeing people - going to a foodbank.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- They're having to scrape - around for food.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56- Years ago, your next-door neighbour - would help you out...

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- ..whenever you were in need.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- I've organised one this year - down in Burry Port.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- There's one in Llanelli - and there's one in Carmarthen.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- There's nothing local though.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13- People can't afford the bus fare - to pick up food.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18- People are so generous, it's great.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- My grandchildren - were given Christmas money.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Stewart asked them, "What do you - want to buy with your money?"

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- "We want to go and fill a bag - for the homeless."

0:05:28 > 0:05:29- They're six and nine.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34- People don't have disposable income. - Everything's being squeezed.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Everything's gone up, - gas, electric, everything.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- It said on the news that there - are more people in poverty now...

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- ..than there were years ago.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45- It's nuts.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- It's nuts.- - It's not meant to be like this.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Not in this day and age.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54- In my line of work, - I see poverty on a grand scale.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- I'm glad there are - Pay As You Feel cafes...

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- ..that there are charities - that give out food.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- People are starving.

0:06:05 > 0:06:11- People's perception of poverty is - different to what it was years ago.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- My father was killed - in Wylfa Power Station...

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- ..when I was three - and my brother was two.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Mam didn't have any money.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- She would knit our socks, - she would make my clothes...

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- ..but we always had - one hot meal a day.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33- People these days - just want things there and then.

0:06:36 > 0:06:41- Another emergency this week - was one linked to the environment...

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- ..and the amount of plastic waste - in the sea.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- They say there's so much plastic - in the sea...

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- ..you eat plastic - when you eat your fish.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- I think that's so sad.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- When I open a tin of tuna, - there's plastic in it?

0:06:59 > 0:07:04- You can't see the plastic but - it'll have gone through the fish.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Thinking about it - is enough to make me sick.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- I like seafood.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- I saw a documentary, - Blue Planet on Sunday night...

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- ..and it showed that.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- It shocked me.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- I didn't know there was so much - plastic in the sea.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- When you eat fish in a restaurant, - you're probably eating plastic.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- The fish have eaten the plastic - in the sea.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- You don't realise - how much plastic is in the sea.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37- It's nuts.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42- So much rubbish is thrown - into the sea, it's awful, Nadine.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43- Terrible.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45- Do you recycle, Betty?

0:07:45 > 0:07:46- Do you recycle, Betty?- - No.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Do you think they'll clamp down - on it?

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Look at the size of the sea.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- It goes all the way - around the world.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- What are they going to do?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- I've seen it on Facebook.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- A boy in the docks - goes out in a dinghy with a net.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- A fishing net.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07- He's collecting plastic.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09- Who throws plastic into the sea?

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Who throws plastic into the sea?- - A lot of people, obviously.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- People on cruises, - throwing things over the side.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- I've never thrown anything - into the sea.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Out of a car window, maybe.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- A long time ago. When I was young.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- When I was young!

0:08:27 > 0:08:28- When I was young!- - You can't back pedal!

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Sorry, but how will they get rid - of all the plastic?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- By the time - you've collected one piece...

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- ..someone else - has thrown something in.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- How deep is the sea?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Plastic can sink to the bottom.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- If you have a hole in a Coke bottle, - that's straight to the bottom.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- An octopus will get that.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- David Attenborough said - that in the next 80 years...

0:08:55 > 0:08:57- In the next 80 years, - we will have no fish.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- No fish at all.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- We'll only have plastic in our seas.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Matthew reminds me of someone.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12- Anyway, Dennis the Menace - is back on the small screen.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- He's an old favourite.

0:09:14 > 0:09:20- When I was young, I was in - the Dennis the Menace Fan Club.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21- Oh, yeah?

0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Dennis the Menace.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- I had a wallet.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- I had a Gnasher badge - with all the hair on his head.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- The badge had googly eyes.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- I loved Dennis the Menace.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- I loved Dennis the Menace.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- That's your type of boy.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42- My kind of boy.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- My kind of boy.- - I loved Dennis the Menace.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- And Gnasher, the dog.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48- Gnasher!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- I don't like Dennis the Menace, - never have.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Dennis the Menace was my favourite. - What was yours?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Something like the Fimbles.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02- What was that? - # Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo #

0:10:02 > 0:10:03- Rhubarb.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Rhubarb and Custard?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Rhubarb and Custard?- - Magic Roundabout.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- No?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- # Dee-dee-dee-dee, dee-dee-dee-dee #

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- That's Magic Roundabout. Boing!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Do you remember Miri Mawr?

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Do you remember Miri Mawr?- - Blodyn Tatws is my inspiration.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- What was his name? Caleb.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26- Tom and Jerry.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27- Tom and Jerry.- - Roadrunner.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Meep-meep!

0:10:30 > 0:10:31- Rosey and Jim.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Rosey and Jim.- - She liked Rosey and Jim.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- I could kill Rosey and Jim.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- # Rosey and Jim #

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- I loved Dangermouse.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Sam Tan and Superted.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46- Wil Cwac Cwac.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48- Top Cat.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Officer Dibble.

0:10:53 > 0:11:00- As a child watching Top Cat, - I thought the bins looked nice!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- They lived in the bins!

0:11:03 > 0:11:08- As a child, you believed everything. - I couldn't get over it.

0:11:08 > 0:11:13- They lived in bins. - Where have those days gone?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- The innocence.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- There'll be more innocence - in the salon after the break.

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0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Welcome back.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- The salons are far more - than shampoo and sets this week.

0:11:34 > 0:11:39- The Donald Trump soap opera - has been claiming the headlines.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43- He's upset the Palestinians - and just about everyone else...

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- ..and tweeted the wrong Theresa May.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- It's been another bad week for him.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- He's like a teenager.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- What's the word for it? Petulant.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57- He's a ledge. - Sorry, but he's a legend.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- To some extent, I like him...

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- ..but he is a bit ridiculous.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- What's he doing in Jerusalem, - I don't know.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12- He's sticking his nose in - where it's not wanted.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- He's going to cause - a lot of trouble.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- This man was elected - leader of his country.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Anything he does - is what he promised to do.

0:12:22 > 0:12:27- He still hasn't deleted - the retweets of Britain First.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- He knows who they are. - They're still there.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- He hasn't deleted them.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- He retweeted something - from Britain First.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Why?! - That just fuels their campaign.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44- In my eyes, - it just justifies their views.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48- I can understand his views - on some things.

0:12:48 > 0:12:53- If we go to their country, - we have to cover up, cover our arms.

0:12:53 > 0:12:58- Whereas, if you're here and you wear - a baseball cap and a hoodie...

0:12:58 > 0:13:02- ..you walk into a shop - and they tell you to take it off.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- It's like that. You look like - you're going to do something wrong.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10- But you can walk in to anywhere - you like wearing a burqa.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- You can only see the eyes.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15- I'm not being racist, - it's just the truth.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- How can they wear - what they want here?

0:13:18 > 0:13:22- We're a liberal country. - We can wear what we want.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- If we wear baseball caps in shops, - they ask you to take them off.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- You look like you're on the rob.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- They have plenty of places - to hide things.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35- He says he wants to come over...

0:13:35 > 0:13:36- In February.

0:13:36 > 0:13:41- Do you think he'll come over? - Do you think he'll be welcomed?

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- He'll come, welcome or not.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Think about the security - just to keep him safe.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- I do think he'll come...

0:13:54 > 0:13:58- ..but I think a lot of people - will protest when he arrives.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- When he was elected, - the protests were amazing.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04- It was nice to see them.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Leave him where he is, - he's horrible.

0:14:09 > 0:14:14- He sent a message to Theresa May - but to the wrong Theresa May.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18- To be honest, he gives you hope.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Anyone can run a country.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- If he can, and she can...

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- ..but I think - it'll do my a few favours.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27- Just look at her.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Do you know someone - who's made a mistake like that?

0:14:32 > 0:14:38- I sent a text to my daughter - instead of sending it to my husband!

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- I suspect it was for your ears only.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- She sent it back saying, "Mam, - I don't want to know these things."

0:14:46 > 0:14:47- The shame of it.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- You try to stop it before it goes.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- When you press send, it's gone.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- Pressing it furiously.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- I meant to text - "I like you because you're sweet."

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- It said - "I lick you because you sweat."

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- You would, wouldn't you?

0:15:04 > 0:15:08- He messaged me back saying - "What? What are you on about?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- "Are you a bit kinky?"

0:15:11 > 0:15:13- I have this friend, - she had a boyfriend.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Well, she was seeing this boy.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20- He had the same name - as another friend she had.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Every Tuesday, she'd send him - a Cleavage Tuesday shot.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- One of these sort of photos.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Instead of sending it to the boy - she was seeing at the time...

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- ..she sent it to a friend - of the same name...

0:15:36 > 0:15:38- ..giving him the green light!

0:15:39 > 0:15:40- Interested all of a sudden.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43- She was absolutely gutted.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47- She phoned me in absolute hysterics.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- I've said a lot of things in drink.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Like what?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Just the truth. I don't like you!

0:15:56 > 0:16:00- A boy named Ben - was quite indiscreet this week...

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- ..while boasting to his friends - that he'd cheated on his girlfriend.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Unfortunately - for the unlucky lothario...

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- ..someone was listening in - and she tweeted about the deceit.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Ben was certainly behaving badly.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Good enough for him.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19- Good enough for him.- - Good enough.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- I'd love it if he was my boyfriend.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24- Name and shame.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29- It wouldn't be nice to hear that - your boyfriend's cheating on you.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33- I'd rather find out like that - than not find out.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- She shouldn't - have been listening in.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39- I think it's ridiculous - that she tweeted it.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41- What about the girl being cheated?

0:16:42 > 0:16:47- If I knew him I'd say, - but it's his life too, isn't it?

0:16:47 > 0:16:52- You can't fart on social media - without someone finding out.

0:16:52 > 0:16:56- If someone cheated on you, - would you want to know?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- I'd want to know.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00- Oh, yes.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Oh, no...

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- I don't know if I'd want to know.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11- If you don't know for sure, - you could break up a relationship.

0:17:12 > 0:17:17- If you catch someone cheating and - you tell the girl, you get blamed.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- I've been stung a few times.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- And I've been stung for not saying.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- And then they've found out - that I knew.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29- You can't do right for doing wrong.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32- You need affairs.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33- You need affairs.- - Maggs!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Education is useless in life.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39- The only thing you don't want - in life is a gag reflex.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44- From bad boy Ben - to the wacky baccy...

0:17:44 > 0:17:48- ..and the story of the actress - who played Pat Butcher...

0:17:48 > 0:17:53- ..smoking cannabis every day - to ease the symptoms of arthritis.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58- Did you watch the programme - with Pat Butcher?

0:17:58 > 0:17:59- Hysterical.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Hysterical.- - It was brilliant.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- This programme's given my parents - silly ideas.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- I'm shocked that Mam and Dad - are now pro-cannabis. Oh, my God.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- I was mortified when Mam told me.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15- Where does she buy it?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Where does she buy it?- - I want to know!

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Fair play to her. - Have you tried it? I have.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- I've tried it - and I didn't like it at all.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- I had to phone Mam - to come and pick me up.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- I think if it eases illnesses - and it's monitored...

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- ..I don't see - anything wrong with it.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42- We should be more holistic - in the way we think about things.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47- Under control, I think - it could make a huge difference...

0:18:47 > 0:18:51- ..to people with arthritis, ME - - go for it.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- As a nurse, do you think - they should legalise it?

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- I don't really agree with it.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01- If you smoke something like that, - do it behind closed doors.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- People buy large Rizlas in the shop.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06- "Oh, you having a joint?"

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Oh, gosh, you work in the shop. - You ask them, don't you?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- They say they're buying foil - for chicken. Yeah, right!

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Pat Butcher takes cannabis - for her arthritis.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20- You'll be taking heroin - for a cold next.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- Recreational, up to you...

0:19:22 > 0:19:27- ..but I'm worried about youngsters - wanting to try something different.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- "That's great, I've tried that. - What's next?"

0:19:31 > 0:19:35- I don't agree with cannabis - for recreational use.

0:19:35 > 0:19:42- A lot of youngsters abuse cannabis - every day. I see the negative side.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45- How often do you hear - about youngsters...

0:19:46 > 0:19:50- ..going to hospital because - they've drunk too much alcohol?

0:19:50 > 0:19:54- You never hear about them going - to hospital after smoking a joint.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Alcohol is more of a problem.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02- It breaks up families. - It creates so many problems.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- You have two ways of looking at it.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Alcohol makes people aggressive.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Cannabis calms people down.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16- Then again, people can have - psychotic episodes too.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- I think it gives you paranoia.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- No-one fights after a joint.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Pat Butcher will be chilled out - over Christmas.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30- She'll be sitting in the corner - listening to Bob Marley.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Staying with - alternative treatments...

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- ..it appears that garlic - is a great way to battle illnesses.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- I stink of garlic today. - I love garlic.

0:20:42 > 0:20:49- I think if you have enough chilli, - garlic and wine in your system...

0:20:49 > 0:20:50- Sorted.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Garlic.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53- Garlic.- - I like garlic.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- I do, I do. I love it. - I put it in everything.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Me too.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Have you see the massive bulbs - you can buy in Morrisons?

0:21:03 > 0:21:07- I cut two of them in half yesterday - and put them in the oven.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- I just ate them then.

0:21:09 > 0:21:15- They have lots of old healing - remedies like Mam-gu used to make.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- What did they give you?

0:21:17 > 0:21:23- I remember having goose fat - when I had a sore throat and chest.

0:21:23 > 0:21:29- It did the job but I didn't have - any friends because I smelt foul!

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Literally fowl!

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- I once read something - about breast milk.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Genuine.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Do you remember - when we tried breast milk?

0:21:41 > 0:21:46- Remember that? We wanted to know - how breast milk tasted.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- I asked on a night out, - do you remember?

0:21:49 > 0:21:52- You didn't give it to me - on a night out?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- I said, "Go on, give us a taste."

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- In a bottle! In a bottle!

0:21:57 > 0:22:02- I said, "I don't want to suck on it, - just some on my finger."

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- In a bottle, no?

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- The only remedy I've used, - when I had mastitis...

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- ..I put a cabbage leaf - in the freezer...

0:22:14 > 0:22:16- ..and put it on my boob.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- It worked, my mastitis disappeared.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- My auntie told me about it.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26- If it's meant to move - and it doesn't, spray it with WD40.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28- Have you seen these knees?

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- If it moves and it's not meant - to move, duct tape it down!

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- There's no need for anything else.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Say my stomach's not right...

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- ..I eat raw parsley.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- My granny, oh, my goodness.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46- She had a remedy for everything.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- She either spat on it - and rubbed it in...

0:22:49 > 0:22:55- If you'd burnt yourself, spit on it.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59- Mami told me that when children had - a cold and they couldn't breathe...

0:22:59 > 0:23:01- ..spread butter on their nose.

0:23:01 > 0:23:05- When I had earache, - Nain would make me wee in a jug...

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- ..and pour it down my ear.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- You could taste it in your throat.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14- It was horrible. It's all linked, - ear, nose and throat.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- I can remember choking on it.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- Horrible.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- I'd still be doing it to my girls.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24- What did it taste like?

0:23:24 > 0:23:25- What did it taste like?- - Wee!

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- What does it taste like? - Is it bitter?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31- Salty.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Salty.- - Salty?

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- More tonic on Y Salon next week.

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