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0:00:01 > 0:00:05- Oy, oy! - # We wish you a merry Christmas

0:00:06 > 0:00:08- # We wish you a merry Christmas

0:00:08 > 0:00:12- # We wish you a merry Christmas, - we wish you a merry Christmas

0:00:12 > 0:00:16- # We wish you a merry Christmas - and a happy new year #

0:00:18 > 0:00:19- Not at all excited about Christmas?

0:00:19 > 0:00:21- Not at all excited about Christmas?- - No, not excited at all.

0:00:22 > 0:00:27- With Christmas around the corner, - customers are in the salon again.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Gold, frankincense and myrrh aren't - being shared by these Wise Men.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36- They're here to share their views - on the week's stories.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38- That makes me so angry.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- It leaves me fuming. - It's just wrong, isn't it?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Two wrong don't make a right. - It doesn't.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- What's funny?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- What's funny?- - Cannibalism.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53- What?

0:00:53 > 0:00:54- What?- - Eating people!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- They say things without thinking.

0:00:58 > 0:01:04- Since we're almost in 2018, how - will our customers remember 2017?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- What's your highlight of the year, - Alison?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Meeting my new partner.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17- Meeting my new partner.- - Isn't that nice, Joyce?

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- That sounds rather soppy - but it's true.

0:01:20 > 0:01:25- I got engaged in May. - That's definitely it, it was lovely.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- The high point of the year...

0:01:28 > 0:01:30- ..was getting engaged.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34- My low point was seeing - Prince Harry getting engaged.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- It was interesting early on - with politics.

0:01:39 > 0:01:44- Everything was, "Wow, Donald Trump - is in, Theresa May and Brexit."

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- You were excited about Brexit?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- I was. I genuinely thought - it was time for change.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- I genuinely thought something - had to change, what will it be?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- I need to change my hairdresser.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- This year has been a bit awful, - don't you think?

0:02:01 > 0:02:02- A lot's gone on this year.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03- A lot's gone on this year.- - My gosh.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08- We've seen a lot - of terrorist attacks.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Grenfell Tower, - a lot of people were killed.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- It hasn't been a nice year.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18- A lot of things like that - have happened around the world.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20- It hasn't been nice.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- I was in London with Gwion - when the terrorism happened.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- We'd gone there - to watch Depeche Mode.

0:02:29 > 0:02:35- We came out of the gig and noticed - a load of missed calls on the phone.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- We had a bit of a panic.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Then we tried to get a taxi back - but couldn't get one for an hour.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- You felt a bit anxious then.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- My daughter lives in London.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Oh, my God, I texted her. - No answer. Text, text.

0:02:52 > 0:02:57- She texted back within half an hour. - She asked, "What's wrong?"

0:02:57 > 0:03:01- I said, "Look out the window - to see what's happening."

0:03:01 > 0:03:05- She said, "Yeah, lots of flashing - blue lights on the bridge."

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- "Yes, it's a terrorist attack."

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- It makes you more wary of where - you're going and what you're doing.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- And what you say, too.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17- People say things without thinking.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- I don't think it's been a good year.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Everyone's on a downer - with everything that's going on.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- A lot of...

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- A lot of things - that shouldn't be happening.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32- There we go.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Do you know what we should do - with 2017?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Bang in the basket, yes.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Do you take some seasoning - on your turkey?

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- One woman has taken that idea - a little too far.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Grief is difficult for everyone.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- This woman is dealing - with her loss...

0:03:54 > 0:03:59- ..by sprinkling some of her - mother's ashes over her turkey.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00- Oh, my God.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Oh, my God.- - That's disrespectful.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04- And then she's eating it?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- And then she's eating it?- - She's eating her mother.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Eating your mother!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Eating her!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Eating her!- - I'd never eat my mother.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Where did you hear that?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Where did you hear that?- - On the news.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Imagine that.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Could you do that?

0:04:22 > 0:04:26- It sounds a bit like cannibalism - but it's not a body.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Oh, no. No, thanks.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- I know that people deal with grief - in different ways.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- People cope with it - in different ways.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- But that's just wrong, isn't it?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- What's the point of that?

0:04:42 > 0:04:47- She probably thinks she's going to - eat this, it'll stay in her body...

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- ..and part of her mother - will stay with her.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52- It'll just go right through her.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- It'll just go right through her.- - And come out the other end!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Crackers, that's crackers.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57- Crackers, that's crackers.- - What's wrong with her?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Like pepper.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Ooh, lovely. A bit of mother.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Disgusting. Why would you do that?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- I'd never eat my mother.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Can...

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- What's funny?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Cannibalism.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23- What?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- What?- - Eating people.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Mam's in a box in the cupboard.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- We have a chat every day - and that's enough.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- If I did that, - I can hear Mam's voice now.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- "What the hell are you doing? - Is something wrong with you?"

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Have you heard - about liquid cremation?

0:05:45 > 0:05:46- What's that all about?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- The body goes in a chamber - and chemicals are poured on it.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- It dissolves the body - and they flush it down the drain.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Then it goes to the river - and the sea.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- You're left with nothing?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01- You're left with nothing?- - Nothing.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03- That's like flushing a goldfish.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05- That's like flushing a goldfish.- - You're right.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- I'd rather be on the turkey - than down the drain.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13- We might be vaporised - in the future.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17- It sounds like something - from the latest Star Wars film.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- The Last Jedi - hit our cinema screens this week.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Have you seen the new Star Wars?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Not yet. I want to see it - but no-one will come with me.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- I saw it on Monday. - It was fantastic.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- I love that sound.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- At the beginning, - when the story comes up...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- No, that's Darth Vader. - How does it go?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- I love that music. John Williams.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49- Are you into Star Wars?

0:06:49 > 0:06:50- Are you into Star Wars?- - Yes.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- My brother and I auditioned for - the one released a few years ago.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58- No? Oh, wow.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- To be what?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Rey and Finn.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- It was his idea - to go to the audition.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- It was a laugh.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- We got the script - from the company.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- We had to act a scene, - film it and send it.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16- Did you dress up?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Superfans, totally, - in fact, it's spooky sometimes...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- ..how much they love it.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- That's their bag.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27- That's their bag.- - That's their bag.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- I don't understand. They have their - own religion. Jedism or something.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Even worse, where did it start? - Holyhead.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Holyhead! - It had to be in Wales, didn't it?

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- They practise the Jedi religion.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45- One of my friends runs it.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Jedism. In Holyhead?

0:07:49 > 0:07:50- That's it. Dan.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51- That's it. Dan.- - Oh, wow.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53- How did he start it all?

0:07:53 > 0:07:59- I think he just liked Star Wars - and saw it as a kind of religion...

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- ..where people come together.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- May the force be with you.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- That green character in Star Wars, - he's cute.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- What's his name? Is it Gollum?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Go...!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- That's Lord of the Rings!

0:08:18 > 0:08:19- Yoda.

0:08:19 > 0:08:20- Yoda.- - He's cute.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Another green thing that's popular - is grapes.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Grapes have become Britain's - most popular fruit.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- What's your favourite fruit?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33- What's your favourite fruit?- - Watermelon.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35- Oh, yes.

0:08:36 > 0:08:37- Banana.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39- Right. Yes, bananas.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- I like grapes.

0:08:43 > 0:08:49- Pink Ladies. Pink Lady apples. - It's the only apple I like.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- I haven't eaten an apple since...

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- ..10 years.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56- I like bananas.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- I like a bowl of grapes - when I'm watching a film.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Apples are just nice. - A crunchy apple.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- All those juices.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- They say grape is the most - popular fruit in Britain.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- It's overtaken the apple.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- I like grapes, I must say...

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- ..but do they mean fresh grapes...

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- ..or do they mean - grapes in a bottle?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Children go to school with grapes - in a little box.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- When I was young, - that was a big treat.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Something else that's popular - amongst children is nits.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Not popular, maybe, but they aren't - confined just to children.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Susannah Constantine - from Trinny and Susannah...

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- ..has had nits for three years.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- You're itching now, aren't you?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- As a hairdresser, why has someone - had nits for three years?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Because she's not even trying.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Because she's not even trying.- - I'm itching already.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58- What would you do if I had nits?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- It's one of those things - that people get.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- It's nothing to be ashamed of.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Boys don't get them so much. - We use gels and our hair's dirty.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- I've tried vodka.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12- Does it work?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13- Does it work?- - Vodka works.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- They don't have nit nurses in - school anymore. That would stop it.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Years ago, someone would come in - and check your hair.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23- I loved it.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- They make me sick. - They're so strong now.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- They're super, super nits.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- # Supernit! #

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Evolved.

0:10:34 > 0:10:39- They'll have little capes - like SuperTed, flying around!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45- Another condition in the news - this week was selfitis.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- It's the condition of - constantly taking selfies.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50- Are you a sufferer?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- A lot of people have selfitis.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- One's standing behind you.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- I only do it once a day.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- They call me Selfie Queen - in the choir.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- The choir's Selfie Queen.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- I can't do it. - I'm always out of the picture.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- My arm's not long enough...

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- ..to take a tidy selfie.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- I do it with this - but I point it the wrong way.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- I take a photo - of everything in front of me.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26- I'm not a big fan of people - posing, head up, chest out.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29- It looks very awkward.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- The finger.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36- Let me see it.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- You're meant to smile. Don't growl.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- More customers will be posing in - front of the lens after the break.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50- Like that?

0:11:52 > 0:11:53- Give me a pout!

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0:12:04 > 0:12:06- It's Christmas - in three days' time.

0:12:06 > 0:12:11- There was very little goodwill - towards this unemployed couple...

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- ..who claim 65,000 - in state benefits.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18- They've spent thousands on - presents for their six children.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- This mother on benefits, - 65 grand a year.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25- How much?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- How much?- - 65 grand a year.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- She spends two grand on her - six kids. We're paying for it.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- You're buying those gifts for her.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- You're buying those gifts for her.- - That makes me livid.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- I was off-the-scales angry.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- It's ridiculous.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46- How does that work?

0:12:46 > 0:12:50- People work full-time, - a lot of them have two jobs.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- They can't afford that.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- I work my little backside off, - yeah, for her to get that.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00- For her to sit there - and watch Jeremy Kyle.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- She doesn't even work.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Fair play, conning the country.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10- And we have people sleeping rough - under a shop window.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16- I have to save every month - for vouchers. Christmas vouchers.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Carry on. Crack on.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- We pay taxes, you enjoy.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Precisely.

0:13:23 > 0:13:28- Fair play to her, she's found - a way to play the system.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Part of me thinks who are the fools?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Us working full-time - to pay our taxes?

0:13:35 > 0:13:40- Or her staying at home to raise her - children and getting all that money?

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Look at the money she gets. She'll - never get a job that pays 65,000.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48- She's not going to find a job.

0:13:48 > 0:13:53- Actually, it's the system's fault. - It's not the people's fault.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- They're so proud - that they get all this money.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- Last year, - a woman was on This Morning.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- She was getting a lot of money.

0:14:03 > 0:14:08- She'd bought a Mulberry handbag. - She wanted breast enhancement.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10- She had over 10 children.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14- I'm not surprised - she wanted breast enhancement!

0:14:18 > 0:14:24- Are children expecting too much - in their Christmas stockings?

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- I remember Mam and Dad saying, - "Choose a couple of things."

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- You were lucky - if you had one of those things.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Did you sit on the floor - with your Argos catalogue?

0:14:36 > 0:14:41- Parents might be time poor and can't - spend time with their children.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Then they buy everything.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- The parents are to blame.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50- One of my friends has three sons.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- They're all having - their own Xbox for Christmas.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- All three children. - Then they don't have to share.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03- Why don't they sit down with the - children, tell them how it is...

0:15:04 > 0:15:07- .."Listen, Sion Corn can only - bring so many things this year."

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Children understand.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15- It's more and more. You see someone - with something you don't have.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- "I'd like that. - I'll have it next Christmas."

0:15:19 > 0:15:20- It builds up. Awful.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24- It really makes me angry.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- The point of Christmas, and - I hate to be religious here...

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- ..but it's about Jesus Christ.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36- How many kids know it's not just a - gift competition with their mates?

0:15:37 > 0:15:42- When I was a child, - I was lucky to get a tangerine.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- And nuts.

0:15:44 > 0:15:50- I wanted sandals. Dad cut the fronts - and backs off a pair of shoes.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Jesus sandals.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Jesus sandals.- - It was just after the war.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- It's not only children...

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- ..who've forgotten - the true meaning of Christmas.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- People go wild online - on Christmas Day.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- On Christmas Day, people spend - a billion pounds online.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Christmas Day? Get a grip.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- That's what I said.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- One bishop is trying to stop the web - on Christmas Day.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- I agree with him.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- I think we've become anti-social - with the internet.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Everyone's on their mobile phones - or the computer.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- What if your child - was in New Zealand...

0:16:31 > 0:16:35- ..and you were a mother - talking to your child?

0:16:36 > 0:16:37- Hmmm. Yeah.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42- eBay's busiest day last year - was Christmas Day.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43- Serious?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- People are putting their presents - straight on eBay.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- That's wrong. They get them - and sell them straightaway.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55- The trainers I want - are reduced after Christmas.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- They're 400 now. - I hope they'll cost less.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01- They won't be much less.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- They won't be much less.- - I wouldn't walk in them for 400!

0:17:05 > 0:17:10- I'd carry them around. - What's wrong with second-hand ones?

0:17:12 > 0:17:16- There's an interesting story - with the Entertainer toy shop.

0:17:16 > 0:17:21- While shop tills ring across the - country with last-minute spending...

0:17:21 > 0:17:25- ..the Entertainer will be closed - on Christmas Eve.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29- He says Sunday is a family day.

0:17:31 > 0:17:35- His faith is strong and he's willing - to lose money for his faith.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36- He's a king amongst men.

0:17:37 > 0:17:42- Even if you don't go to a chapel or - church, if you're a non-believer...

0:17:42 > 0:17:45- ..you don't have to shop every day.

0:17:47 > 0:17:52- Mam-gu says you shouldn't do - anything on Sunday. Hangover day!

0:17:54 > 0:17:59- When I was younger, you didn't hang - your washing out to dry on Sunday.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- They say that's changed now.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06- I used to do it and people - looked down on me because I did it.

0:18:07 > 0:18:12- People have all week to shop. - They should chill out on Sunday.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15- People work full-time.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- People work full-time.- - We work on Saturdays too.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21- That's the problem we have.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- That's the problem we have.- - You're off on Mondays.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25- So...

0:18:25 > 0:18:26- So...- - Shop on Monday!

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Would you welcome shops - being closed on Sunday?

0:18:31 > 0:18:35- I remember them being closed. - And pubs. Everything was closed.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37- Hold on now!

0:18:41 > 0:18:46- The fizz will be flowing on Monday - as everyone celebrates the big day.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49- What are you up to on Christmas Day?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Milking and then - some peace and quiet.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- Wake up, - cold sausage rolls with ketchup.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- Sausage rolls?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- I'm up at 7.00am. - A glass of Prosecco.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- 7.00am?! Well, it is Christmas.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- 7.00am?! Well, it is Christmas.- - I'd be drunk!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- One Christmas I bought a goose.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- We only had a small oven.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Me and Johnny - were in the garden with a ripsaw.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20- We took the wings and legs off...

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- ..and cooked them separately - to the rest of the bird.

0:19:24 > 0:19:25- You should have seen it.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- I'll eat my bodyweight in chocolate.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32- You have to. Heroes.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- And peanuts. Peanuts is - the best part of Christmas.

0:19:38 > 0:19:43- Cheese and biscuits with port.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44- Cheese and biscuits with port.- - There's some class here.

0:19:45 > 0:19:50- My husband used to join his mates in - the Diplomat on Christmas morning.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Dinner would be ready - and there'd be no sign of Ron.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Come two o'clock, where were they?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Traipsing into the house, - with some of his friends.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Dinner was on the table.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- It was like that every Christmas.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Do you play games?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Drinking games?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Drinking games. Nain loves them!

0:20:22 > 0:20:23- Is Nain drunk?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Then it's the piano. - You should see them.

0:20:28 > 0:20:33- After lunch and clearing up, I go on - the internet and donate to charity.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- It's like a routine, I suppose.

0:20:38 > 0:20:43- I read a book about Anne Frank, - the girl that died in the war.

0:20:43 > 0:20:48- She said - "Giving doesn't make you poor."

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- A Baileys with a mince pie.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Bed soon after. - Everyone to bed.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Time to sleep in your new pyjamas.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Christmas pyjamas.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Christmas pyjamas.- - Victoria's Secret.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Makes a change from Ann Summers.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18- Who would be your - ultimate Christmas dinner guest?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Oh, well, well, well, now then.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- Someone comical, a comedian.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Dead or alive?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Dead or alive?- - It'd be nice if they were alive.

0:21:31 > 0:21:32- They could be...

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Peter Kay. Cheesecake.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38- Cheese... cake.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- The one I'd like is dead. - George Best. My idol.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43- That would be cool.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45- Sir Mo Farah.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- He's like a whippet. - I'm sure I'm twice his size.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- He's fought mentally - and physically...

0:21:54 > 0:21:57- ..to be the best - for all those years.

0:21:58 > 0:22:03- If I could get her back, Princess - Diana, just to hear all the gossip.

0:22:04 > 0:22:05- "So, what really happened?"

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- "So, what really happened?"- - You're a bit morbid.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Princess Diana? Wise up.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- I'm a big fan of Holly Willobooby!

0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Holly Willoughby and Phil Schofield.

0:22:19 > 0:22:24- If I could choose someone to - come back. Elvis Presley. Any day.

0:22:25 > 0:22:25- He was stunning.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26- He was stunning.- - Stellar.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27- He was stunning.

0:22:27 > 0:22:27- I have a friend, her celebrity - crush is Denzil off Pobol y Cwm.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- I have a friend, her celebrity - crush is Denzil off Pobol y Cwm.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36- She wanted Pobol y Cwm - to bring out a Denzil calendar.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- She could then see him every month.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- She'd have a different photo of him - every month.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Michael Ball. Ronnie and Ryan.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- Michael Ball. Ronnie and Ryan.- - Ryan and Ronnie. All the way.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Anyone else on S4C - you think is a hunk?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Alwyn Humphreys. Oh, yes!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Thank you very much, Joyce. - Merry Christmas to you.

0:23:01 > 0:23:06- Merry Christmas - and a happy new year to you all.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Merry Christmas.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10- Merry Christmas.- - Happy new year.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Merry Christmas.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Happy new year - from everyone in Tregaron.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18- And of course, little Percy.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- Merry Christmas.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24- Merry Christmas.- - Happy new year.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Merry Christmas from Steil.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Happy new year and - enjoy your sprouts!

0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Merry Christmas - and a happy new year!

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