Pennod 6

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0:00:01 > 0:00:02- This is what I want, please.

0:00:02 > 0:00:04- This is what I want, please.- - You want to look like Brad Pitt?

0:00:05 > 0:00:07- You're prettier than him.

0:00:07 > 0:00:08- You're prettier than him.- - Aren't we all?

0:00:09 > 0:00:13- It was the week of lovers, - and there were lots of chocolates...

0:00:13 > 0:00:14- I've brought you a present.

0:00:14 > 0:00:15- I've brought you a present.- - Oh, how kind.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18- Cakes...

0:00:18 > 0:00:20- I've got you a present.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21- I've got you a present.- - Oh, thank you!

0:00:22 > 0:00:23- You're welcome.

0:00:23 > 0:00:24- Lots of cards...

0:00:24 > 0:00:26- Lots of cards...- - # Postman Pat #

0:00:26 > 0:00:27- No way!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29- No way!- - # Surprise, surprise #

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Look what's been delivered for you!

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- "Roses are red, violets are blue, - sugar is sweet and so are you!"

0:00:39 > 0:00:40- That's so cute!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Yes, question mark.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45- Not a clue!

0:00:45 > 0:00:50- And lots of plain speaking - on Y Salon this week.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52- You like cocks, don't you?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Cockles, you know?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59- I hope no-one's listening!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- It pays to do something romantic.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- To show that you love your partner.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- At the end of the day, - you've only got one wife.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16- Supposed to.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Supposed to.- - Unless you've got a harem!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- What did Mike do?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Did he spoil you for Valentine's?

0:01:24 > 0:01:25- Nothing?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- Did you buy him something?

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- I bought one of those silk nighties.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- So, you still - make an effort for your husband?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- You have to. That's a fact of life.

0:01:38 > 0:01:44- Before going to bed, - I thought I'd wear this pretty set.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Dressing up, you know.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Did you have a whip as well?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- I went out into the lounge.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- You know, it was sad.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55- He didn't notice...

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- ..what I was wearing.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- It's a waste of money, isn't it?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- You see these people - going to a restaurant...

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- ..and that's where they are...

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- ..whispering sweet nothings - in candlelight.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12- They can't afford it.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Prices are going through the roof.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- Instead of a bottle of bubbly, - she gets a bottle of Babycham.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- There's a bloke with a violin...

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- ..playing music - you don't want to hear.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Next morning, back to square one, - fighting like cats again.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- How long have you been married?!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33- How long have you been married?!- - 28 glorious years!

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- If you didn't have a romantic time - on Tuesday, don't worry.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39- There's always time.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Sex in the nineties?

0:02:42 > 0:02:43- Is the best, they say.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- Oh? Bring it on!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- It's bad enough thinking - about your parents doing it.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- But your grandparents? Ugh!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- I'm sure he goes for hours.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58- Too slow.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- If they want to have sex, let them!

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- It's better in your nineties - than in your fifties, they say.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Because you don't remember anything!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Some people love how they look.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Others spend a fortune - on improving their look...

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- ..with the odd nip and tuck.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- But these days, people are - spending less on cosmetic surgery.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25- Would you have plastic surgery?

0:03:25 > 0:03:26- Would you have plastic surgery?- - Yes.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- What would you have done?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- What would you have done?- - I'd have a facelift.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32- Why?

0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Why?- - I don't want wrinkles.

0:03:34 > 0:03:35- No, nothing.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37- No, nothing.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- I wouldn't put myself - through such a thing.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42- The black eyes? The noses?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- The black eyes? The noses?- - Isn't there anything you'd do?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- No pain. - I don't want to know about it.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50- No, because...

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- No, because...- - You're happy in your own skin.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Well, yes.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55- I am what I am.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56- I am what I am.- - Yes, exactly.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- # And what I am needs no excuses #

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- In the end, - I think it makes them uglier.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03- Do you think so?

0:04:03 > 0:04:04- Do you think so?- - Definite.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- When I'm old, - if I'm like my mother, no offence...

0:04:08 > 0:04:09- ..I'll need...

0:04:10 > 0:04:11- Your mother looks great!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Your mother looks great!- - ..a lift to get rid of wrinkles.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15- I don't like that.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- I'd have a nuck and tuck.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- I'd have a nuck and tuck.- - Nuck and tuck? Nip and tuck!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Whatever you call it!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- I've got knobbly knees.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- I wouldn't mind - smoothing out my knees.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30- Your knees?!

0:04:31 > 0:04:31- Boob job?

0:04:31 > 0:04:32- Boob job?- - No.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- They get bigger as I get older.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36- They get bigger as I get older.- - Very good.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42- I know a woman who went overseas - to another country...

0:04:42 > 0:04:43- ..to get big boobs.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Big boobs?

0:04:45 > 0:04:46- Big boobs?- - Yes.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- I don't have to cross - Cardigan bridge!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- What about men who wear make-up?

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- What do you think - about men in make-up?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00- My opinion of that is you're a man.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- You're not supposed to wear make-up.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05- I like something rough and ready.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- I like something rough and ready.- - Rough and ready?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Manly, hair everywhere!

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- When you go home with a man, - you don't want to wake up...

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- ..to find a pillow - covered in make-up...

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- ..or a ghost lying there - who was tanned the night before!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Like the one I had last night?!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- There are men on Instagram - who give make-up tutorials.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30- It looks amazing.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31- It looks amazing.- - They do, don't they?

0:05:32 > 0:05:33- They're better than a lot of women.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- They're better than a lot of women.- - Their contouring is amazing.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38- The contouring's on point!

0:05:38 > 0:05:42- If you stood there in a purple hat - with a feather in it...

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- ..I've got no right - to tell you not to wear it.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47- That's as it should be.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- At the end of the day, - we live in a free country.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Does Mike wear make-up?

0:05:54 > 0:05:55- That's the fashion now.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56- That's the fashion now.- - Mike?!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Jesus Christ!

0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Can you imagine it?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Sharing your mascara!

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Can you imagine him in the bathroom - before you went out?

0:06:07 > 0:06:08- Gee whiz!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- I wouldn't be happy - if Owain wore make-up.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12- Eyeliner?

0:06:12 > 0:06:13- Eyeliner?- - Oh, no!

0:06:13 > 0:06:14- Foundation?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Foundation?- - It'd be a bit weird.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20- What would you say if your husband - came in wearing make-up?

0:06:21 > 0:06:22- Go back out!

0:06:23 > 0:06:24- Pick a window?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Pick a window!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Should you try everything once?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Some schools are tempting children - to eat school dinners...

0:06:32 > 0:06:34- ..by making the menu more exciting.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39- They're trying - to promote things now...

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- ..like bushtucker trials.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Eating insects and stuff?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Not quite insects.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Trying to get young children - into healthy eating.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- I think it's really good.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- I think it's vital.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- There are so many problems - with child obesity.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Children don't exercise enough.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- They need to be educated. - They need to know.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06- That healthy eating is important.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07- But it can be fun as well.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08- But it can be fun as well.- - Exactly.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10- Did you like school dinners?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11- Did you like school dinners?- - No.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- I think I'm the only one who did.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Ours were quite nice.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17- I enjoyed school dinners.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18- I enjoyed school dinners.- - Slop!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- It was slop! Disgusting!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- I can't eat a lot of things - because of school dinners.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- How were your school dinners?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Listen now, we were poor.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- We come from a poor family.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Like thousands of us at that time.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37- A poor family.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- We went to school - and had dinner there.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45- We'd have potatoes, meat, veg, - pudding and everything.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Listen, that was a feast for us.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- It was a feast for people like us.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- A proper feed.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- A proper feed.- - A slap-up meal.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- At least we got - one good feed a day.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02- For poor people, - that was awfully important.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06- When I was at school, - especially primary school...

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- ..I hated sago - because I thought it was tadpoles.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- They made stuff like that.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- But at secondary school, - I got wonderful food.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17- Cheese pie and beans!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Cheese pie and beans!- - That was a treat, was it?!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Yes, almost every day!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- I used to look forward to pudding.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Chocolate cake and pink custard.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29- It was lush.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34- There was one thing I didn't like, - and I enjoy food, full stop!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- One thing I didn't like - was semolina.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- I remember one thing - I used to love about school dinner.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- Semolina, with a blob of jam in it.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- I liked the puddings.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- I haven't had it.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52- And the cake with hundreds - and thousands and pink custard.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53- Oh, yes.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54- Oh, yes.- - Oh!

0:08:54 > 0:08:59- I don't like the building - where we have school dinners.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- It's full of children, - and they make so much noise.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07- They run around, - and there's such a mess.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- You'd think some of them - lived in a zoo.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Strange! Children in a school!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Congratulations to Geri Halliwell - and her husband...

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- ..on the birth - of their first child, Montague.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21- Yes, Montague.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23- Montague.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25- Montague?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26- Montague!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- He'll get bullied at school!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- He'll get bullied at school!- - That's what I thought.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Whatever you call your child, - they have to carry it with them.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35- Unless they change it by deed poll.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Unless they change it by deed poll.- - I can hear them shouting at him.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39- Montague!

0:09:40 > 0:09:41- It's a really posh name.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- If you went around private schools, - you'd find Montys.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- The only Monty I know - is my friend's dog.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- That's what I thought.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Is she trying to keep up with Vicky?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Like Romeo or something?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Victoria Beckham! - Her son's called Romeo.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- As in Romeo And Juliet, - the Montagues.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Oh, of course.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12- Beyonce, Blue Ivy.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- God knows - what she'll call the twins.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17- Sage and Onion, maybe?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- I used to turn my head - when I heard the name Colin.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- No-one's called Colin now. I'm rare!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- One Colin's enough!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- # There's only one Colin Pugh! #

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- My stepmother has just had a baby.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- What's she called it?

0:10:36 > 0:10:37- What's she called it?- - Leia, as in Princess Leia.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38- That's nice.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- She was born - on the day Carrie Fisher died.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Me and Dadi really like Star Wars.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47- My daughter's called Cennin.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48- My daughter's called Cennin.- - Cennin?

0:10:48 > 0:10:49- Like a daffodil.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50- Like a daffodil.- - Nice name.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52- And Tesni.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53- And Tesni.- - Lovely.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55- I know where Gary comes from.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Oh, yes? What does it mean?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Hero or something.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- That would fit, wouldn't it?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- # Gary our little hero #

0:11:05 > 0:11:06- Eh?

0:11:07 > 0:11:08- Have you got a hero?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Nelson Mandela.

0:11:10 > 0:11:17- In my first summer at university, - I went to work in South Africa...

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- ..with an agency - in one of the homelands.

0:11:20 > 0:11:25- By my second summer at university, - Nelson Mandela had been released.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Do you have a hero...

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- ..or someone you admire?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- There's only one. Aneurin Bevan.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39- Aneurin Bevan?

0:11:39 > 0:11:44- He established - the National Health Service.

0:11:44 > 0:11:45- Oh, yes?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49- The best thing - that has happened in this country.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52- I don't know.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- I don't have any specific heroes.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- You take people to heart.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- I watched a programme last night.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01- Beti And David.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02- Beti George?

0:12:03 > 0:12:04- He has dementia.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06- I was in tears watching it.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- I don't know her, apart from the TV - and the Eisteddfod and so on.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14- I've got so much respect for her - after watching that.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15- I like Alan Sugar.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18- Who?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22- Mine's Katie Price.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Mine's Katie Price.- - Is it?

0:12:25 > 0:12:26- I love her.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- She started off with a pound - in her purse and a pair of knickers.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- That's all, and look at her now.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Maggie Thatcher for me.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39- I liked her - because she did what she said...

0:12:40 > 0:12:41- ..when she was alive.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42- No nonsense.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43- Trump's not unlike her, I think.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Trump's not unlike her, I think.- - Do you like him too?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- I think Alwyn Humphreys is lovely.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51- Do you cut his hair?

0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Oh, he's dapper.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- He always has a lovely haircut.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Thank you, Bernadette. - That came as a shock.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- I need a lie-down - and a cuppa, maybe.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Thank you, Bernadette.

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0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Welcome back.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Talking of two - for the price of one...

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- ..some supermarkets and garages - have been caught...

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- ..misleading their customers.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Have you been shopping in Tesco?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Have you been shopping in Tesco?- - I don't do much shopping.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- They say it's buy one - get one free...

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- ..but check the receipt - and you've been ripped off.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40- Full price?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41- Full price?- - There's a lot of it.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- It's awful if they do something - like that to thousands of people.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- Who goes back with the receipt? - Who keeps receipts?

0:13:52 > 0:13:53- That's wrong.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- The advertising is wrong.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- False advertising. - That's against the law, isn't it?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03- You're not going to drive back - for the sake of 2.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- They have too many schemes.

0:14:05 > 0:14:11- When you look closely, you see it's - not much of a bargain to begin with.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- It's just a gimmick.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- I went to a shop - and asked for a bottle of WKD.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- The girl said I could have two for - 6 because there was a deal on.

0:14:25 > 0:14:30- I said "They're 2.50 each". - She said "You can have two for 6."

0:14:30 > 0:14:32- I told her - "I can have two for a fiver".

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- "I'll take this to the car - and come back for another one."

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- I couldn't believe she was serious.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43- I don't know how some people - can sleep at night...

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- ..knowing how - they're conning people.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- There are people - living on the poverty line...

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- ..who just don't have the money.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Prices are going up all the time.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- That's the worst thing.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00- It's the same thing with mechanics.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02- It's the same thing with mechanics.- - Don't go there!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Every time I went to one garage...

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- ..they'd tell me I was lucky - to be alive.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- "Your brakes have exploded."

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- I was buying brake cables - every year.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16- Seriously.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- I took my car to the garage. - I hadn't had it very long.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- I paid about 13,000 for it.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- They changed the head gasket - and it cost 1,100.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- They made me sign a form...

0:15:29 > 0:15:33- ..to say if it went again, - they weren't liable.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Four days later, it went again.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- I had nowhere to turn.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41- That's why I have no faith in them.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- I feel they're just there - to rip people off.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48- It makes you doubt people.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- These days, you need to know - more about cars.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53- Definite.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54- Take someone with you.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55- Take someone with you.- - A man.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Your dad or husband.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Ask a stranger, "Can you come - to the garage with me"?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- The engine blew - on my first car.

0:16:02 > 0:16:03- Don't!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- "Do you know where to put the oil?" - I don't have a clue about cars.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- I think I know everything about - cars. At least I think I do.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- My husband knows where to find - the plugs and the dynamo.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19- And the spanner.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20- And the spanner.- - And the spanners.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- We're lucky around here.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- We know the garages, - they're local businesses.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31- They're not really in a situation - to cheat people...

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- ..because everyone - will hear about it.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38- It would ruin their business, - so they need to be more careful.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Yes, cars are - an expensive business...

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- ..unless you're lucky - enough to win the lottery.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50- One woman is threatening - to sue lottery organizers.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- She claims winning 1 million - ruined her life.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- She should have thought about that - before she bought a ticket.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- You don't complain about - winning money.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- It was her decision to buy a ticket.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11- It was her decision to buy a ticket.- - You don't buy a ticket to lose.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- You buy a ticket - because you want to win.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- I think she just wants more money.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22- She says she can't go - to the Maldives...

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- ..and go to a lush place - and get smashed...

0:17:25 > 0:17:29- ..and she can't go to Benidorm - because she's too posh.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Too posh for Benidorm?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Go to Blackpool, you idiot.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- If she sues them, - she'll have more money.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39- It doesn't make sense.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- If you don't want it, give it - to people who really need it.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- If you've got money, - you still have the same problems...

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- ..but it makes a difference - if you can afford...

0:17:51 > 0:17:52- ..foreign cruises.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54- Whatever you like.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- If you won the lottery, - how would you spend the money?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- I'd pay off Mam and Dad's mortgage.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Good girl. Will you pay mine off?

0:18:03 > 0:18:04- Good girl. Will you pay mine off?- - You wish.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- You'd make sure everyone you knew - was OK...

0:18:08 > 0:18:09- ..family, close friends.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- That's what I'd do. - That's the sort of person I am.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14- Shoes, holiday...

0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Shoes, holiday...- - ..handbags to go with the shoes.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- I had a lottery win years ago, - five balls and the bonus ball.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- How much did you win?

0:18:25 > 0:18:30- I won't say in case the taxman finds - out, but not enough to retire on.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31- A big house...

0:18:31 > 0:18:33- You'd look after your family.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- I'd look after my family. - And my hairdresser.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40- I love you.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44- Is there a lottery tonight?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Good luck, ladies.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Soon, you'll be more likely - to win the lottery...

0:18:50 > 0:18:55- ..than find a public toilet, - because of local council cutbacks.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00- Closing public toilets is like - stepping back two centuries.

0:19:00 > 0:19:05- People will have to pee where they - are, in the gutter or wherever.

0:19:05 > 0:19:10- You can drive all the way to Cardiff - and there are no stops with toilets.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14- You can stop, have a cuppa - and use the toilet...

0:19:14 > 0:19:16- ..but that defeats the object.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20- You'll want the toilet again - twenty miles down the road.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24- When you've got to go - you've got to go.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28- Do you use them? - I've got a phobia. I couldn't.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- Hover, that's my method.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32- Hover, that's my method.- - Squat and hover?

0:19:32 > 0:19:33- I hover.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- If I can, I hold it in - until I get home.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- The only place I can go is home.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42- It doesn't matter - if I'm in Llandudno or Liverpool.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45- I'll hold it in until I get home.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- That hurts!

0:19:47 > 0:19:51- I was in Llandudno one day - and went to the toilets downstairs.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54- There was a guy with tickets.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- I asked what it was and he said it - was to use the toilet.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02- I asked how much and it was - 50 pence. That's expensive.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03- 50 pence?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05- It's supposed to be spend a penny.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07- Oooh.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- There are some good ones - in Machynlleth.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- You pay 20 pence to use those.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13- That's fine. Why not?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- You pay to park, pay to pee...

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- In twenty years we'll have to pay - to breathe, mark my words.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22- You're right.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Talking about rare sights, UFOs.

0:20:26 > 0:20:31- It's 40 years since a group - of children from Pembrokeshire...

0:20:31 > 0:20:33- ..claimed they'd seen a UFO.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38- Has anyone in the salon seen - anything extra-terrestrial?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- I remember one time - when I was fishing in Newborough.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- It was three o'clock in the morning.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49- I saw this big green ball.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- I thought it was - the end of the world.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56- It flew straight into the woods.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- I still don't know what it was.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02- I got up in the middle of the - night and sat on the front doorstep.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- I saw something.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06- A shooting star?

0:21:07 > 0:21:12- It started to move so I got in - the car and followed it...

0:21:12 > 0:21:13- ..but I lost it.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Perhaps you were just tired.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17- Perhaps you were just tired.- - Maybe.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21- There was a UFO above - the Berwyn Mountains years ago.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25- There was an article about it - in the paper.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29- Kevin says he saw something - near Llyn Brenig.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32- He was very agitated one night.

0:21:33 > 0:21:38- Apparently, somebody found - the remains of a UFO.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- They heard a massive bang.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- I'm really scared of stuff - like that.

0:21:45 > 0:21:45- Do you believe in it?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Do you believe in it?- - I think something's out there.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- You hear about - these alien abductions.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Yes, Roswell.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57- I read all these conspiracy - theories. I love them.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- You never know. The government - keeps so much from us.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- It's not just in the UK, - it's everywhere.

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- There could be loads of UFOs - and we know nothing about them.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- There's no way we're the only ones - in the universe.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15- There has to be something else.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- This week was Kindness Week...

0:22:19 > 0:22:24- ..and doesn't eavesdropping - on conversations in the salon...

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- ..restore your faith in humanity?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- My friend Lorraine...

0:22:29 > 0:22:33- ..texts me during the day - asking "Are you manic"?

0:22:33 > 0:22:34- I text back "Manic day".

0:22:34 > 0:22:38- I go home - and find a saucepan outside.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- She'll have made - a saucepan of cawl for me.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43- That is so nice.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46- She knows I work full-time.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48- There was a local man...

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- ..who collected money - for good causes.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- He stood outside Boots - with a collecting tin.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- He did that for fifty years.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Everyone has their film stars - and so on...

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- ..but if you were looking for - a man who helped people...

0:23:09 > 0:23:10- ..there was Dic.

0:23:11 > 0:23:17- Everyone is different. No man is - exactly the same as another.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19- We're all individuals.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23- Right, how's that for you?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24- Right, how's that for you?- - Very smart.

0:23:25 > 0:23:30- You know how sometimes you think - the world is a terrible place?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31- But...

0:23:32 > 0:23:34- ..stop to think about it...

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- ..and look for the good in people - rather than the bad.

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